#HOBO EREN BEST EREN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[aengelren]

Manbun, paths and hobo

[jaegerisim]

HOBO EREN MY BELOVED HE IS SO FAKDLFKSDFS

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mean dom hobo eren: a timeline

(feel free to point out any inconsistencies because it’s a lot and I’m adding/retconning stuff too)

eren:

march 30, 1990 - his birth

2005-2006 - he meets lara, his first wife

2006 - 2017 - eren and lara have an on again, off again relationship. he’s constantly breaking up with her and finding other girls. she’s basically always second choice

2017 - lara secretly baby traps him and he steps up and marries her. don’t remember if he cheats on her or not

~2018 - lara miscarries and eren tries to be there but then he overhears her talking to willy and he finds out that she intentionally baby trapped him, he leaves her. she refuses to divorce him. the tyburs are too powerful

2022 - eren meets mikasa in mid 2022

mikasa:

february 10, 2000 - her birth

october 25, 2010 - koji, her brother, is born

~2011 - 2012 - her parents die, either an accident or a double homicide. she and koji go to live with kenny/levi

~2019 - she moves out and takes full custody of her brother. she’s engaged to porco at this point and she moves in with him. all is well. but then she comes home early one day to find porco in bed with one of her bridesmaids so she immediately ends the engagement and the relationship

late 2019 - she starts working in a bookshop

late 2022 - she meets eren and he immediately hires her on the spot

eremika’s relationship:

mid - late 2022: the relationship is professional, though there’s attraction between the two of them

very late 2022: they have sex for the first time and the relationship keeps going even though they try to stop it multiple times

late 2022: april 2023: eren gets super involved in mikasa’s life and even enrolls her brother in the best school in the country and pays for the tuition.

may 2023: lara comes back into eren’s life again, asking to reconcile and saying that she will absolutely not sign the divorce papers

late 2023: she starts sniffing out that eren might be in a relationship with his secretary and she gets willy to do something about it

january 2024: willy threatens mikasa after a gala and forces her to move away. eren is shattered and desperately starts searching for her

july 2024: koji makes contact with eren and he finds them. and he brings them back.

august 2024 - june 2025: eren and mikasa are are back together but secretly while he gets his revenge on the tyburs via gaslighting and shorting their stock. this becomes the climax of the story.

september 2025 - eren and lara’s divorce is finalized

new year’s eve 2025 - eren proposes and that’s when mikasa figures out that they’ve been in a relationship for the last three years

february - march 2026: mikasa learns she’s pregnant

june 12, 2026: em are married in a private ceremony

october 1, 2026: their son, kai, is born

december 21, 2028: twins kane and hana are born

may 3, 2030: twins victoria and amelia are born

april 25, 2032: their daughter, emiko, is born

august 13, 2038: they have twin girls (no names yet)

[queenbeehistoria]

TRIP OUT DEN . - AOT CHARACTERS THAT CAN TRIP OUT

i THINK can trip out.

The Queen's Word: for reference, this is tripping out :-)

EREN, MIKASA, ARMIN: this trio is like the last people you expected to know how to do this. cause tf you mean a hobo, a goth, a nerd tripping out? trust, them hips be fucking moving. they shit is so hypnotic bc they all have some shit hanging off their belts. tripping out was easy for mikasa and eren bc they already knew what to do. it was easy for them. when armin tried it, he looked like he was having a stroke. eren & mika had to set their boy right.

CONNIE: OUUU Y'ALL ALREADY KNOW. that shit is like lightwork to him. he be doing that little stomp combo too like he knows what the fuck is up. everybody be watching bc his shit is just so memorizing.

ANNIE: she alr know what to do bc she be doing this shit since forever. it comes easy to her. all she really did was just watch a video & she just had it down from there. reiner literally begged her to teach him how to trip out.

REINER: this man spent a month trying to figure out how to do this shit. best believe when he got it, he ain't stopped since. annie taught him but he doesn't give her the credit. the main reason he even learned how to trip out was because he saw annie do it & he wanted to impress historia. that was very short-lived as ymir told him that he was really gonna trip tf out when she smack the shit outta him.

YMIR: speaking of tripping the fuck out, SHE CAN TRIP TF OUTTTTTTTT. she make reiner look like a fucking kid. and she be making sure her girl watching her do the shit. one thing historia finna do is hype up her mf girl. had historia doing the shit too (she looked like she was having a seizure but it's aight 😭)

HANGE: ANY CHANCE THEY GET, THEY WILL TRIP OUT. they aggressive with it too. got the keys jangling and everything. ouuu they just having the time of their LIFE. tongue out, biggest smirk ever, hands up, they just enjoying themselves. like okay, trip out den 😭 levi annoyed ASF everytime hange does it. hange tried to get pieck on their shit too but that's for another time :p

ONY: he's hesitant because he gotta keep up this professional front. but trust, he DOES know trip out. if you play a good ass beat and he feeling it, he getting active in that bitch. him and hange def be doing the shit together.

[sunflower-daisyfields]

I rly need someone to make a pirate!eren x reader fanfic where eren is like rly feared and like the best pirate idk. It's practically js the first Pirates of the Caribbean movie but insted y/n is a cleaning maid on a ship that eren and his crew attacked but then eren keeps Y/n alive because he wants her as his privte maid or smth idk much abt pirates but then (smutty part) and then eren sets Y/n free and Y/n ends up getting pregnant with eren's kid and like after the baby is born (arround 3 months or smth) eren attack the place where Y/n is not knowing that she is there and like jean or someone finds her and brings her to eren and long story short eren likes the kid and is compleatly love struck yadda yadda and they raise the kid on the ship and Y/n stays with eren but he doesn't rly pirate anymore and kinda js live a nice life on the sea. The kid is such a daddys girl/boy. we all know pirate eren has the hobo ereh look.

[seeingivy]

method acting asks!

while I love the vision, margaret is already in the playlist and serves a VERY SPECIFIC purpose (meaning I can't move the chapter it's supposed to be in)

(and the reason her nickname was margaret in the first place was bc 1. uranus jokes 2. that song)

that being said, jeankasa are very margaret coded as well

people making eren y/n edits to waiting room after the documentary comes out too....especially of y/n being like oh no wonder she decided to disappear like she knew that was better for her

listen I didn't realize people were such levi/sasha and eren/gabi truthers...like I love to see it I personally AM (obviously. I literally wrote it.)

but so true. eren stop being the best boy ever challenge.

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oh so american...u will always be famous...and they are lowkey both so lalalala

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no listen I love louis's hair so much and I think it's SOOO funny when olivia's fans call him "mr. bob" like FJDSKLFJDS

no yeah, this is like the exact length method acting eren is at this point...but we're getting our most beautiful scrumptious cabin eren chop in two chaptesr so,,, so it's almost gone

anyways my ranking goes: cabin eren hair > short hair eren in marley > man bun > literally anything else > hobo eren

PLEASE WAIT THIS IS SO FUNNY. I feel like they would tweet that and then the fan account girl would be like can he fight? he punched two people in the face unprovoked for y/n please be so serious

anyways no contex spoilers + songs for the next chapter:

end of beginning by djo, turning page by sleeping at last, and sweet nothing by taylor swift

rip polaroid death wall

not to quote beyonce but, DRUNK IN LOVE!!!!

levi reality check

[warringwarrioridiot]

"They was asking for it"

YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING FOR?? A BIG FAT BASEBALL BAT TO THE BACK OF THE SKULL AT FULL SPEED MAX ISTG

Mfs like this need to take a long walk off of a short cliff cus if I EVER catch them I'm gonna commit some good old fashion homicide.

If you say things like "You should've enjoyed it" or "at least you got some" I'm tracking your IP and shoving ten cacti in your anal hole and/or vagina.

"game is game 🤪"

You need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE, MY BOY! YOUR PRANKS ARE AS REPETITIVE AS THE AD "Whopper, Whopper, Whopper, Whopper" YOUR BRAIN IS JUST AS REAL AS THE LOVE YOUR PARENTS HAVE FOR YOU! YOUR GRANDMA GAVE BLING BLING BOY A LAP DANCE FOR PAY DAY. Wait hold on! *Punch punch punch* GIVE ME THE MONEY YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST ROBBED YOUR GRANDMA! I JUST HIT A LICK ON YOUR GRANDMA, HOW DOES THAT FEEL?! SHE POOR AS HELL NOW! YOU PUT A BALLOON ON YOUR HEAD AND THOUGHT IT WAS A DURAG! YOU LIKE RONALD MCDONALD FROM OHIO! "HEYA KID! YOU WANT A BIG MAC?!" WHEN YOU WALK DOWNSTAIRS YOUR WHOLE HOUSE STARTS RUMBLING! YOU BRING THE POWER OF EREN YEAGER AND 37 COLOSSAL TITANS DOWN YOUR STAIRCASE! AFTER YOU EAT DINNER YOU EAT THE PLATE AND THEN YOU EAT THE TABLE AS WELL! CHOMP CHOMP! YOU RENT OUT THE GAP BETWEEN YOU TEETH AS A PARKING SPACE FOR ANTS! YOU LOOK EMO ASF "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES! THIS IS MY LAST RESORT! SUFFOCATION! NO BREATHING!" LOOK AT YOUR NOSE YOU HAVE TWO MARIO PIPES COMING OUT OF YOUR HEAD! YAHOO! LET'S A GO! THEY MADE A SEQUEL TO FINDING NEMO BASED OFF YOUR ASS CALLED "LOCATING CHROMOSOMES! IN THEATRES THIS JULY!" YOUR BEST FRIEND IS A RAT LIVING UNDER YOUR BED IN A PRINGLES CAN! YOU POSTED AN INSTAGRAM STORY ABOUT A JAMAICAN CRICKET GIVING YOU A LAP DANCE IN THE BACK OF TOYS R US! YOU TORTURED AN ANT BY TYING HIM TO YOUR BUTTHOLE AND FARTING ON HIM! I HAVE MORE ROASTS YOU KNOW! YOUR GRANDMA IS A DARK SOULS BOSS CALLED "THE WRINKLE!

EW NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO THERE IS NO WAY! THAT THIS... OLD ASS FART WRINKLE IS TALKING TO ME IN SUCH A DISRESPECTFUL MANNER. YOU KNOW IT'S ACTUALLY KINDA SAD YOU'RE OLD ENOUGH TO BE A GRANDPA NOW BUT INSTEAD OF ADVANCING YOUR BIOLOGICAL CHAIN YOU'VE INSTEAD SPENT YOUR DAYS ALONE IN YOUR ROOM READING HITLER MANIFESTOS AND COSPLAYING AS A FUCKIN' NEO NAZI. SO MANY YEARS AND SUCH LITTLE ADVANCEMENT. No seriously! Seriously I find it amusing THAT YOUR PENCIL PENIS DONKEY KONG BARREL BUILT LOOKIN' ASS WOULD ASSUME THAT I EVEN REMOTELY CARE ABOUT A SINGLE ONE. NO NO NO FUCK THAT. A SINGLE SYLLABLE OF THE VERBAL DIARRHEA GARGLE THAT'S COMING OUT OF THE DUSTY SARLAC PIT YOU CONSIDER TO BE YOUR FUCKING MOUTH! YOU WANT ME TO SHOW YOU MY FACE?? YOU WANNA SEE MY FUCKIN' FACE??? BITCH SHOW ME YOUR FUCKIN' HAIRLINE CAUSE I KNOW THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE SPEAKING TO ME RIGHT NOW DRESSED UP AS A GOD DAMN DIABOLICAL BOY SCOUT. NAH LOOK AT THEM TEETH. BOY YOUR TEETH IN CREATIVE MODE. HELL NAH BOY STOP PLAYING YOU TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT. BRO THEY GOT FOSSIL RECORDS FOR EACH ONE OF YOUR FAT ROLLS. NAH STOP PLAYING WITH ME BOY I CAN'T TAKE YO ASS SERIOUSLY WHEN YOU DRESS UP LIKE A GODDAMN MEDIEVAL TERRORIST. BRO IS ABOUT TO SHOOT UP HIS OLD FOLKS HOME WITH A CROSSBOW AND A FUCKING TREBUCHET. YA YEET DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM DOM! SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP. WHAT THE FUCK? A HE AHHH EEEEE SHUT UP BITCH. YOU WANT ME TO TURN ON MY CAMERA? YO DICK BUILT LIKE A INVERTED BANANA. YO FOREHEAD CRACKED UP LIKE THE AFRICAN SAVANNAH. I CAUGHT YOU AND YO SISTER BUTT NAKED LAST NIGHT. SWEET HOME ALABAMA. FUCK YOU THINK THIS IS? WHAT IS YOU WEARING WITH YO GODDAMN HONEY WHERE IS MY SUPER SUIT? NAH BOY LOOK AT YO ROOM, YO HOUSE DIRTY AS HELL. YOU GOT FOUR SEWER RATS IN YO BATH TUB RIGHT NOW FLOATING ON TOP OF A PIZZA BOX SINGING. "YO HO THIEVES AND BEGGARS". LIKE SHIT, BOY I CAUGHT YOU HAVING AN EMOTIONAL CONVERSATION WITH YO TOE NAIL LAST NIGHT. WE COULD'VE BEEN SUPER STARS REMEMBER WHEN WE AS JACKING CARS. YOU AND YO TOE NAIL WAS GOING TO BE THE DYNAMIC DUO. BITCH YOU WAS GONNA BE IN AMERICA'S GOT TALENT SWINGING THAT SHIT AROUND LIKE A FUCKING BOOMERANG. SHUT YO STUPID ASS UP. BRUH I CAUGHT YOU JACK SPARROW RUNNING AROUND YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOUR DAD WAS TRYING TO BEAT YOU WITH A TOILET PLUNGER LAST NIGHT. COME HERE BOY! SHUT YO ASS UP. BITCH EVERYTIME YOU TAKE A SHIT THE GAME OF THRONES THEME SONG STARTS PLAMMERING IN YO HOUSE.BUM BUA BUM BUDUM BUM. SHUT YO UGLY ASS UP BRUH.

Are you getting mad?

Are you getting mad?

DAMN You getting mad now! Cuz yo Legal name is Ledenhouser Strogenberg. Nah don't be Smiling now boy You ain't slick Boy! I caught you in the locker room after gym class Frantically wiping yo armpits down With a kleenex While tryna smell good For the girls In the hallway. OI ZOINKS! I GOTTA- I GOTTA HURRY UP. SHUT YO ASS UP YOU LIKE A DIABETIC TOASTER STRUDEL. YOU UGLY AHH AS HELL. YOU GOT THEM BIG ASS HUMPTY DUMPTY PANTS ON BRUH. YOU USE A FRUIT ROLL UP AS A BELT TO HOLD UP YO BUNG DU BUNGLA. Shut yo ugly Ass up You got Mineral deposits In your Belly button. You dumb As hell You thought Google drive Was a brand new Taxi service. Bitch yo Grandma Threw a Rage spell On the kitchen floor And started Smacking you with A weiner schnitzel. Shut yo ass up You a Diabolical Special needs Student. Boy you was In the back of a Short bus Maniacally Planning How you was gonna Take over Your school.HMMMMM YEAHHHHHHHHHH It will be MINE! Shut yo Ass up, Boy I caught you Butt Naked Playing gorilla tag With a mouse in your Kitchen. Yo ass Be sliding around The counters Like a paraplegic Frozone. Gotta Catch 'em ALL! Shut yo ass up With yo "I got a feeling Ooooooooo!" Everytime yo Grandpa Tickles yo Butthole. Shut yo Stupid ass up You thought the One chip challenge Was sticking a Hot cheeto Up your buttcrack. Ok! Here we go Everybody! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Shut yo Dirty ass up Get yo ass on bruh.

It's actually so fucking sad these people still exist in 2024.

Istg misogynists and forced birth extremists and rapists are the most atrociously ugliest love-lacking idiots.

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I rest my fucking case, your honor. Kill every single one of these people before I do it myself.

[ambrosialdesire]

i feel like eren would be good tho. like he would be TERRIBLE at first but after a few times that man would be the BEST at pleasing his s/o (aka me 😊)

YKW ANON THIS IS SO CRAZY THAT YOU SENT THIS RN BC I HAD THE SLIGHTEST FEELING YOU HAD TO BE AN EREN OR LEVI STAN BASED ON THAT MESSAGE YOU SENT EARLIER IF THIS IS YOU AGAIN LMAOOOO i stg it was like a spidey sense when i was reading it cause most of my anons have been firm reiner simps HAHA

nah i feel like every man in the aotverse are SHIT at sex at first, literally no one had game during their scout regime days or during the war (AND LETS PRETEND THAT EREN LIVED IN THIS SCENARIO AIGHT) so when they start to live peaceful lives, oh man are they all trying their best. i feel like eren's the type that would first be focused on his pleasure, like he can make you cum a few times during it but that wasn't really his intention to do so, he's just chasing his own high. but then when he starts to notice how much he likes seeing you get off too, yeah, he's on you like a madman.

if we're talking about who would be the best aot guy that can please their s/o though, the one i believe that has the potential would probably be armin like bro's an analyst, a strategist, and was chosen over COMMANDER ERWIN to live AND HE MANAGED TO BAG ANNIE SO YEAH he may be the shyest virgin there ever has existed but once he gets confident in what he's doing, it's OVER for your pussy (he's def like a soft service switch tho). AND I DONT EVEN LIKE ARMIN AS MUCH AS I DO WITH REINER, I JUST HAVE THE FEELING HE'S BETTER AT IT THAN ANY OF THEM 💀💀

ALSO IF THIS IS THE SAME ANON, IK YOU AINT TALKING ABOUT REINER'S LOOKS WHEN HOBO EREN IS IN PLAIN SIGHT /j

society when hobo eren 🥰🤤 society when s4 reiner 😪👺

[scarareg]

For the AoT ask game:

1, 2, 7, 9, 11, 13, 18, 20, 27, 35 and 40!

1-What was your first impression of the show?

This is funny because I remember starting episode one and something interrupted me so I could not even finish the first scene. Later I tried again and the same happened! Can you believe it?

The third try is when I finally watch it and I remember thinking "We're about to experience a once-in-a-lifetime story, aren't we?" and it was! It was so well written and shocking and the animation was gorgeous,in particular I loved the eyes and the landscapes!!!

The rest is history. I also started the manga as soon as season one finished. Seeing that titan in the wall was shocking and I wanted more of Eren and the gang!

2-What did you think was in the basement?

I didn't have idea! I was like "I'm just here for the ride" but because I thought that there were humans behind the titans (because of Annie),maybe a villain organization or something similar and that they created and/or controlled the titans,so in the basement Grisha would spill the beans,that maybe he worked for them but no longer wanted and was trying to stop them and that's why he made Eren a titan holder and he would tell us some of the members of this organization (not everyone because that would be boring,we need mistery) including who are the Armored and Colossal titans

Kinda a good guess it seems ,but way out of base at the same time

7-Favorite season?

Final season part 2. I love how far out babies have come,especially Gabi. The Rumbling and the plot twist are the best so far and MAPPA has done an incredible job and I am so grateful with them for that!

9-Do you own any AOT Merch?

Yes! The Survey Corps cape,the manga 2nd & 3rd volumes I guess and a Survey Corps necklace. I want the nendoroids of everyone and Eren's key

11-In your opinion, who had the greatest glow up?

This one is hard because everyone look like models! maybe is bias but I pick Eren. He has always been so good looking and his eyes are WFDGSGDVFEGVFG but now his long hair is the cherry on the cake!

If not him, Mikasa! she is so damn pretty!

13-One thing you’d change about the story?

The only thing would be to see more of the War Hammer titan. It has such an incredible design and ability that is kinda sad that Eren did nothing with it.

18-Favorite op?

Jiyuu No Tsubasa,op 2! The animation is gorgeous ,love how the credits move along the 3d maneuver gear ,the foreshadowing to Annie,Reiner and Bert,and the song is great af,lift my spirit!

20-What was the hardest death for you?

Between Sasha and Hange,I cried hard af with both,like if a real life friend died. When the episode of Sasha's death was going to premier,I stood in front of the mirror like Eren and said " you are not going to cry again" and then I proceeded to cry XD

27-Who would you hate irl?

The obvious answer,Floch. Fuck that guy! The not-so-obvious answer is Annie and Eren,him specifically in his hobo era. I would not hate them but I think they would seem pretty unnaprochable and intimidating

35-Is there a character you really see yourself in? Why?

Maybe you would not like the answer but Armin! my soulmate. Maybe because I grew up with him, he has influenced my personality a lot, like being a pacifist, always trying to be empathetic and seeing all sides of an argument/problem, valuing intelligence. We are both underestimated by our appearance and we both make plans to get what we want.

40-How did you originally think the show would end?

Because I thought there was a villian organization,I thought they would defeat them and kill all the titans. I had a scene in my mind,now in retrospect it sounds very naive,but I imagined that the last panel would be Eren and Armin (and maybe Mikasa) finally in peace,in front of the ocean resting and happy *cries*

Thank you very much my dear! Was really,really fun to recall things of ten years ago!💕

[sunlightandsuffering]

The smutty adventures are lowkey gospel for freaky EM smut 🤣

Hobo Eren having a chokehold on poor Mikasa because he dicks her down too good 😪 and also one of the best blowjob fics I’ve ever read! (lol)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39394716/chapters/98676261

Omg okay it's open in my browser now, like it's imminently on the to read list 😍😏 i'm so pumped about it, I love a good anthology of one shots, AND A GOOD BLOWJOB SCENE U SAY??? AS U KNOW, I ADORE BJS THEY'RE MY FAVE THING TO WRITE ABOUT! I thought it was a phase but me continuing to incorporate it into BTL at any opportunity it proving otherwise

[likesunsetorange]

I used to not be fond of Eren’s short hair until MAPPA did the lord’s work and now 😩😩😩

look… as someone who is into hispanic men… I LOVE A MAN WITH SHORT HAIR BC YALL A MAN WITH A FRESH FADE!!!! AND IT WAS THIS SPECIFIC EDIT THAT MADE ME LOVE CABIN EREN EVEN MORE!!! I HAVE ALWAYS LOVED HIM BUT THEN WHEN I SAW THIS I WAS LIKE AINT NO WAY MAPPA CABIN EREN CAN LOOK UGLY!!!

i will be the number one cabin eren fan if he has no fans i AM FUCKING DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and also him wanting to look his best for mikasa??? THATS A HUSBAND!!!!!!! HE IS A HUSBAND!!!!!! that is MY eren and i will die about him idc. everyone can HAVE hobo eren or paths eren I WILL GO TO WAR FOR CABIN EREN!!!

[attackontitanreblogs]

I don't like Eremika, but Hobo Eren the best Eren

Honestly, I don't know why I drew this fgfdfg

Mikasa choosing the best Eren for her 😔☝️

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https://www.tumblr.com/strscrossed/735080711208452096/alright-any-ficlet-requests-today-in-the-mood

Today is my birthday so maybe a drabble of a bday surprise for any AU :D

But since It's my birthday I would have to request non angsty 😇

omg!!! happy birthday!!! and yes of course! not sure if this is related to the ask i got, but one for mean dom hobo eren coming right up! hope pregnancy is okay with you!

The second line was a little faded but there was no doubt. Two lines meant that she was pregnant. The other five tests all said the same.

Her hand covered her mouth as she stared in disbelief. She'd have to go to the doctors to confirm but there was no doubt. She was pregnant. She was having a baby with Eren. They were going to be parents.

He had to go into the office today to get a few things done but promised he would be home in time for lunch.

In the meantime, she wandered around the giant penthouse, dazed. The past few months have felt like a dream. A long, beautiful, somewhat funny dream. A few short months ago, she was sure that this whole thing was just physical but when Eren dropped to one knee with a ring, she'd never been happier to be wrong about something.

Mikasa liked to keep things simple and meals and while Eren never complained, she thought that this news was too special.

Her nerves were all over the place as she lovingly prepared lunch for the two of them and true to his word, Eren waltzes into the penthouse at half-past noon.

All the anxiety leaves her body as his strong arms envelop her and he kisses her cheek.

"Smells amazing," he mumbled into her skin and she smiled.

"Go sit down. I'm almost done..."

Eren was a picky eater, except for when it came to her cooking, then he'd eat pretty much anything. But roasted duck on a bed of mashed potatoes? She saw the stars in his eyes as she served him.

"It's not our anniversary."

Good, he was catching on.

"And it's not either of our birthdays."

"Nope, but I do have something to share. But I want you to finish."

She'd never seen Eren mow down his meal so fast. But then again, she knew when he was anticipating something, it always came in the form of eating too fast, pacing, or fucking her into next week.

And thank god, she kept the old gift boxes because she found one that was just the perfect size to hide the test.

When he was done, she placed the box down in front of him. He stared down at it.

"What's going on?"

She stifled her laughter, "Just open it."

They'd never talked about children. Although, he didn't seem opposed to the idea. She brought the idea up after the engagement and he'd worked her so well she couldn't walk the next day. Was that the night when this happened?

He opened the box and pulled out the test. At first, he was confused but when he stared at it for a few seconds, the expression on his face morphed.

It was an agonizing few seconds as she watched the pure, unadulterated joy dawn on his face.

"No, you aren't?" he whispered.

She nodded, "I am. I still have to go to the doctor but-!"

She was cut off by him tugging her forcefully into his arms and smothering her with his lips. The best kisses. The warmest kisses.

The kiss went on forever, at least she wished it did, so she mourned the loss of him when he pulled away.

"Really?" he whispered.

She nodded, "Yes, really..."

He buried his face into the nape of her neck, "Mine. All mine."

She held onto him. Several minutes went by like this. He left a trail of kisses down her neck and she sighed contentedly as she played with his hair.

She gasped when he picked her up.

"Eren?"

"City Hall. We're getting married. Today. Right now."

Her eyes widened, "But what about the huge ceremony you wanted...?"

"We'll still have it. But I need you as my wife. Right now. I can't wait anymore."

She couldn't argue with that. She just let him carry her off, her laughter could be heard throughout the building.

[h0estar]

ladies and gentleman, the CEO of Keep Moving Forward.

[foxstens]

ppl already saying nothing happened in it lmfao like i guess character development doesnt matter at all

[apexgamzee]

hobo eren best eren

Art blocked so I'm overly rendering a dumb sketch