#HI BABYGWORL

[dumbandpoetics]

JOE BURROW Australia Open in Melbourne | January 24, 2025

[ash-and-starlight]

things that have me fine and normal on this friday evening

[heeheeheen]

Working on a nice new arthur lester :3

[moonchild-in-blue]

Me thinking about your toothbrush tag

Ha ! That one seems to be a hit with the hornies homies 🪥

NO BUT.

you can't be too gentle with it, but also not aggressive. you gotta apply *just* the right amount of force.... back and forth at the right angle..... oops, looks like someone is gagging a little bit.... oh? you need to breath yeah? baby can't take it? the little sounds on the back of the throat..... mouth open so wide with sharp teeth full on display.... you have to be thorough too lest a piece of spinach gets stuck....minty aftertaste....yeah.

yeah

[mudcasper]

For all Cypher’s worth, he’s probably rich af. Like no joke, this man is LOAADED. Probably second richest to Chamber (and Chamber must have acknowledged it, and they go on to compete with one another to see how much they would invest and win). He did grow up poor so he probably have saved a lot of money back then and work really hard by doing.. AHEM AHEM, legal marketing 😀👍 his bank has far exceed from a million bucks already. He never spends it on himself however but when he married Nora, he wanted to spend it all on her. Yet the humble and kind queen always refuses so he never persisted although HE wish he does (he wishes he could have spent it all on her)

After her death, he never used the money at all and rarely have ever taken something out of it, he created multiple bank accounts just so he couldn’t use it until he joined Valorant. Sova came in being all pretty doe-eyed gorgeous perfect specimen of a man. He reminded him of Nora and suddenly he has the urge to splurge his money on him

After or maybe before they dated, he wanted to spend some money on him except Sova is also a humble and kind queen and Cypher wanted to gauge his eyeballs out. So what he did is like leave some expensive gifts lying around for him to spot and accept without him noticing it was from him, like tiny little trinkets to golden bracelets JUST SO he can accept 😭

[driveitlikesebastianvettelwould]

Happy Birthday Sebby!!

A most wonderful, beautiful, and unique human turned 36 today.

Thank you for being you Seb.

You’re simply the best.

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Hi! I don't really know how this works cause I'm kinda sorta new, BUT I LOVE YOURE PIETRO MAXIMOFF SMUT, ITS LIKE A SPRITUAL CONNECTION ATP (this is my poor attempt at requesting anything smutty about my pookie babygworl, pietro)

hii!! don’t worry you did it right :) AHH THANK YOU!! ofc ofc. thank you for requesting, hope you like it💌

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NIGHT IN

pietro maximoff x female reader

word count: 437

warnings: 18+ only!! sexually explicit content (dry humping, p in v, cockwarming? tittie sucking <3 & cowgirl on the couch bc it’s hot as shit) mndi

✧.┊ MASTERLIST

Lazy nights in with Pietro were your favourite. Snuggled together on the sofa in the cosy, dim room- moonlit sky creeping through the blinds as the tv played faintly in the background, the voices barely audible over your heated makeout. 

You're straddling his lap in an oversized t-shirt and undies, slowly rocking your hips over his hard-on, grinding the desperate little wet patch over his matching precum-stained boxers. His hands squeeze at your waist, eagerly gripping your skin to hurry your movements, wanting to feel more of you as you tease at him with slow, winding circles. 

His hands slide lower, trailing between you and into his boxers, pulling his swollen cock over the top of the waistband. He cups his hand under your chin, nodding for you to spit. You do as instructed and eagerly watch as he rubs your saliva over the head of his dick, massaging it down his shaft.

You find his low-hanging gaze again, holding eye contact as his fingers slip into the sides of your underwear, parting it aside. You keep the fabric hooked to the side as you raise your hips, hovering over the tip of his cock. 

He keeps his eyes locked on you, looking up at you as he aligns himself with you, his palm wrapped around his base as he does so. He teases at your desperate little hole, circling his tip around it- making you shudder at the delicate touch before finally pushing up into you. 

You slowly lower, holding at his shoulders, burying your face into the crook of his neck as you sink down onto him, whining out at the slight stretch. He fills you completely -perfectly- his pretty cock wedged inside as you sit flush on his thighs, keeping his length buried as you whine curses into the warmth of his skin.

"That's it— that's it," Pietro mutters, running a gentle hand up your lower back, brushing soothing strokes as he moves over your waist. "I want your tits in my face," he whispers, his voice husk as he lifts the front of your tee, burying his face between the valley of your breasts. 

You rock your hips ever so slowly, grinding them in small circles as you hold the back of his head to your chest, gently tugging at his hair when he kisses and sucks on your nipples. 

You'd both stay like that for a while, his aching cock stuffed deep inside as your warm walls work over him in a teasing motion, barely any movement- desperately panting into each other's mouth as you make out, hands eagerly roaming one another. 

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[yangbbokari]

Skz cuddling

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Chan would love to cuddle but make sure you’re comfortable with it first. He would not touch you until you say it’s okay. But he’d love to cuddle. On his lap while he’s working. In his arms before or while you sleep. On the couch during movie night. DOES NOT MATTER. He just wants to be with his babygworl

You cannot tell me that Minho does not like to cuddle. He owns cats. The moment you ask for them, he’s all over you. He’s kind of awkward at first like, “should I? Should I not?” But as long as you ask, you receive. He love you fr

Changbin will be all over you. Will literally beg you till you say yes. Won’t allow you to say no after that. Will probably gaslight you like. “You love me, right? Then let me cuddle you.” If you don’t agree, will drag you with him.

Hyunjin is one who doesn’t really cuddle. It’s not that he doesn’t like it, he just don’t really know how. But on occasions that you do, he doesn’t let you go anywhere. Bathroom? Take him with you. Glass of water? Nope. get it after. Sleepy? Sleep on his chest, he wouldn’t mind.

Han loves cuddles. I mean L. O. V. E. S. cuddles. Not a time he doesn’t. The moment you sit down, he’s by your side. The moment he sits down, he’s calling you over. Just wants to be by your side so don’t reject him. If you do, he might just start crying.

Felix would not want to frighten you so he wouldn’t be in you space too much. But once y’all get comfortable, he’s always right there. He really respects you so he won’t push you to do it. He’s a bit like Hyunjin though. In moments that he gets you all to himself, he won’t let you go. Take him wherever you’re going. BABY him.

Seungmin would literally act like he doesn’t like it. You have to convince him and maybe beg and he’ll be like, “ok, fine. Whatever you say🙄” But he absolutely loves your cuddles. Will melt into your arms when you do cuddle. Might end up falling asleep in your arms but will act like he doesn’t know what you’re talking about when you tease him about it later.

Jeongin likes to act tough about it. Pretends he doesn’t like it but then will pick you up and spin you around before cuddling with you. You don’t like it? WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? Will be the reason you like it. Pouts so you agree to join him on the couch or bed. Then smiles like he just got the joy ride of his life. Quite literally drunk on your love.

[1dontc4re]

Aaaaaahhhh so Jacob took over my mind for a little bit and it possessed me to write something. This is just me trying to get into the mindset of my MC (self-insert)

Nnnhggggg 🅱️lease be nice to me I haven’t written anything like this in a while. Babygworl set the fires of inspiration ablaze lmaoooo. I’ll try to add a read more on here but I’m on mobile so who knows if it’ll work or not

She’s not stupid. She knows something’s wrong with Jacob. Very wrong. She can feel the hairs at the back of her neck raise a little bit when he looks at her a certain way. She felt it at the park, when she caught him sneaking pictures of her; she felt it when he stood at her doorway for longer than necessary. But then she talks to him, she listens to him, and she can feel that he’s hurt, lonely. She is too. Wouldn’t it be better for the long run if they could be friends? (Maybe more). It’s not like she has anyone else, not around here anyway. This new job pulled her from everything she’s ever known, but damn if she was gonna let that get in her way of a better future. She could call her auntie, but she’s all the way in Virginia. Maybe her mum’s friend? She’s in Texas. Too bad she’s terribly exhausted with a new baby, a useless husband and not one, but two massive german shepherds. Besides, it’s not like they’re particularly close, they’ve barely even talked.

Would it be so bad? To give him a little bit of her time? She’s been to his house, stayed the night even, and nothing happened. It helps that he’s such a good cook. The salmon and cookies were to die for. And he’s not bad on the eyes, either. His eyes are green, intense. He’s got a cute little crooked smile. And his body, well. It’s warm, for starters, cosy. Muscular but not overly so, and with a little bit of chub that makes it even more enticing. It’s like it’s urging her to lean in and never let go. He gushed about his pet fish and she couldn’t help but be reminded of her dad, it’s achingly familiar (Freud might have something to say about that.) Not to mention, a southern drawl is hard to resist for a budding linguist like her.

But the way he looks at her, God. That’s the worst (best?) part. No one ever bothered to look at her, not before. Back home she was another girl of the lot. Too quiet, too much of a smart-arse with a chip on her shoulder for anyone to give her a second glance, least of all with the kind of attention she was yearning for. All the romance in her life at that point came from her books, her movies, her games. She felt so fucking sure that it was something out of her reach. Other, more likeable people got romanced, not her. And however more likeable she made herself for others, it was still never going to happen. But he, he stares at her and it’s like it’s physically impossible for him to turn away. Like she’s the only person in the world he would want to look at. He defended her against that cunt Austin. No one’s ever been willing to fight for her before.

Is this going to quickly? Is this going too fast? He put some tunes on and they’d slow danced. He was so nervous about it too, trying so hard not to fuck this up. No one’s ever tried for her before. He held her in his arms and she could feel something at the back of her head, something deep in her gut, yelling at her to get away, to get the fuck out. But her little broken heart wondered, would it be so bad to be wanted like this? To be wanted by him? Maybe, she thought, this is as good as it’s going to get.

[butididntpourthewhiskeys]

He's so babygworl for her aaaaaa

It’s so cute his giggle “I need to ask Tay about that” 😂

[ambiguouscheese]

hello !! i'm here for the elaborate aesthetic matchup thingy ? ?? first time doing this so i hope i'm doing this correctly lmao

i'd like nevermore pls :)

personality: enfp // isfj 9w1, virgo. i'm super bubbly and enthusiastic like your normal manic pixie girl. i'm also fairly quiet irl, just kind of . vibing? idk. i'm super morbid, and i adore learning about gory details.

i like candles, moths, snakes, and mythology. i don't like roaches, loud people, or attention seekers. feet, too. don't like those. some hobbies of mine are embroidery, ballroom or folk dancing, rollerskating, dressing up, and making paper dolls.

color ? ? ? probably a dark purple or a bright yellow. no clue.

my favorite music//artists -probably hozier, miracle musical, ABBA, blondie, laufey, and Billy Joel.

soup dumplings, watercolors, lily of the valley's, satin ribbons, and fizzy drinks probably represent me ??

there aren't really any tropes that i like. DESPISE. probably ones where they just hate eachother. i cannot stand surrogate siblings, like kaeluc or something.

i adore any oblivious x super flustered tropes, or where one character has like a panic attack and the other is super soothing. idk man.

i have to request not to give me montresor or duke. montresor is a given but duke is like. bestie material .

i'd prefer an adult guy for the character :)

thank you so so much !! i hope this was enough aha

you have been matched with . . . pluto !!

✧ pluto is an adorable little babygworl who absolutely finds you enchanting!! i can see the two of you being childhood friends who separate but see each other again later in life where you both become friends again and eventually lovers. there's something about you that has got him smitten, though you seem to be slightly oblivious to the effect you have on him. he enjoys your bubbly presence and his heart probably feels like it's ran a marathon whenever you laugh.

✧ at first, the two of you would usually hang around as a group with other people, but once while at the library, you discovered that he enjoyed reading mythological books! as the two of you bonded over your shared enjoyment of mythology, you began to hang out more one on one. after time (and probably some urging from pluto's friends as there is no way that his flustered self and your oblivious self would manage to pull this off on your own), you realized that the two of you were more than just friends!

✧ when together, i can see him reluctantly agreeing to going roller skating with you (he would cling to the side bars in fear most definitely though until you finally take his hand in which he dies even more because he is a flustered boy <3) and even though he may not be the best at it, he'll still always go because that means he gets to spend time with you! similar to the roller skating, he would also dance with you if you expressed enough interest in it and i think he'd be better at dancing than he is at roller skating! it'd become a pastime for the two of you to enjoy dances in the kitchen while listening to your favorite songs as another form of spending time. for some reason, i also imagine you doing his eyeliner and him being flustered the entire time but still rocking the makeup look you did!

✧ even though you can be quiet irl, he loves nothing more than listening to you rant about the things you like- be it some cool new fact about human body decomposition or some cool picture you found of deteriorating body parts (though he might find that slightly less enjoyable than other things), he will always readily listen to whatever you have to say!

✧ your trope -> childhood friends to lovers, black cat x orange cat, flustered x oblivious

✧ start playlist -> lovers rock - tv girl | always forever - cults | fly me to the moon - frank sinatra | heart of glass - blondie | shrike - hozier | would that i - hozier |

✧ your relationship moodboard ->

a/n: thanks for requesting, i hope you enjoy!!

[moonchild-in-blue]

Vessel may not allow his chest hair to grow, but he will let someone else shave him. The boys low key have fought to be the one to do it (II wins quite easily when he really wants it but when III really wants it too he picks him up and throws him). So they go in the shower and the other shaves him (with the 😳 face) as he just watches, giving directions and praising. Grinning. The other gets to be the first one to feel his smooth skin. IDK i just have thoughts so yeah have actual new voobies content красива

Cheers bro 🥂

WII I AMM I AM SJWOANALDNS OAKU?? SHAVJGN VOOBS CONTEMT OKAUURIRR

I AM UNWELL RAAA EEEEEEK ARF ARF ARF DK YOI HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HOT I FIND SHAVIGM OMGGFF WITH TEH OLD BARBER SI LVER BLADES WEEEEE YIPEEEEE

Okay consider this. Vessel convinces iii to shave his chest just once. And you know my boy's got FUZZ. So obviously he's the one to do it. In the shower? Bathroom? No. He will have iii lie down on a towel and straddle his babygworl hips and pull a Sugar on him. As such:

Shenanigans ensue. Use that brilliant brain of yours to fill in the gaps.

[b--b-3]

Sooo I've decided to finally cross-post my Obey Me crack-fic from ao3, I hope you enjoy!✨️

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Cheek Clappin' Behavior

Ch.1

summary: Mc gets bamboozled by the game we all know and love 😭. They also happen to get yeeted right into it at full throttle, oops. How, you ask?? Who knows-

warnings: swearin/strong language, a quick innuendo, Mc just bein straight up wild tbh

misc: this fic doesn't accurately follow the story, literally just random shits 'n giggles for now lmao [pls it's so unserious ajfjshsjs] + the memes you see edited were done by me in my absolute mess of a gallery 💀

word count: almost 1k

It was just an ordinary day for Mc… Well, that is if you could call simping for fictional characters from a story-based gacha game ordinary. Okay, maybe they're a liiiiiiittle bonkers in the head, but we still love 'em 😋.

[Mc's POV]

'You've gotta be clappin' my cheeks unequivocally rn.'

"How tf am I gonna pull up AND get bumblefucked by this yee yee ass game 🤨🤨🤨??" Okay, so maaaaybe I got raw-dogged by a fictional world, but I can fix this for sure‼️

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Oh.

I didn't fix this. Far from it, in fact. Yet another 10 pull, wasted… 😟

Welp, whatever‼️‼️ Back to the story then hehEHEHEHE— HOLY FUCKIN' MOTHER OF GO— MAMMON YOU ABSOLUTE BABYGWORL TF YOU DOIN' LOOKIN' LIKE THAT?? 🤭🤭🤭

Even tho he plays hard to get, he ain't a match for MY sluttish behavior 🤪—

THIS? FUCKING?? $ Ł Ü ✝️? ? ? "The absolute fuckin' audacity I swear— AND this mf blushin' too? Consider tears runnin' down my leg fr fr for real fr‼️" YOU SEE THAT TUB OVER THERE MAMS?? YEAH HOP IN THAT BITCH CUZ I'M BOUTTA 😩😩—

Ahem.

Caught myself lackin' for a sec there sorry bout that y'all 💀—

I then end up playing this damn game for a psychologically questionable amount of time. Such a long time, in fact, my raggedy ass fell asleep with the game open. O p e n. I didn't even get to charge my shit— hot damn 😬.

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Next thing I know, I'm exposing my eye sockets to a ridiculous amount of light.

✨️OWIE✨️—

Oh.

'Now why in the ass-eatin' fuck does this place look familiar?? This ain't my house OR my room🗿. Tf is goin' on in here on this ass-chappin' day 🤨🤨??'

Like, the more I look around, the more shit's appearance becomes clear to me [no d U h Mc?? C'mon get it together 😭].

'Tho it does look a bit [a fuck ton tf you mean?? 💀] like my room in Obey Me…🤔'

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"Did my bitch-ass get isekai'd into the world of Big Boobie Bitches— I mean Obey Me??????⁉️🗣📢🔥"

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' …You've gotta be tuggin' my schlong rn this shit is a different breed. No, literally. Does that mean I'm a whole ass sheep now⁉️ This ain't gonna work. I swear on my left kneeca—'

All of a sudden, someone's headass bursts into the room. I was about to chew them tf out like a baddie, but then I SEE 🕕🫦🕕—

'CERTIFIED BABYGWORL??? AJDJSJEEJ OMGOMGOMG IT'S HIIIIIIIM IT'S MAAAAAMMMMS OH MY—🥺🎊✨️🫧💖‼️🥰💛'

"Yo, human! Ya were s'pposed to hang out with me today! What's goin' on?"

I—

'Ugh. What a cutie 🥰. Look at him, lookin' at me like that 'n shit 😭💖.'

I stare right back at the white-haired babygworl— I mean demon, trying a lil TOO hard to fight the inner voices that are telling me to jump him unprovoked.

"Well, tbh tbh honestly tbh, I haven't the slightest fuckin' clue Monie.. Buuuuuuut you can still take me out if you want tho 👀." I give him a lil look. Yano, a look. A little lookie look. A look that looks like a lil look because it looks—

"Whatever, let's just go. You've been makin' The Great Mammon wait long enough." He then drags me outta the room as if I'm his bitch.

'OW MY PUSS- now hold on for just a diddly ding dang darn second ☝️🤓— here I thought it was supposed to be the other way around 🤨🤔❓️ ❓️ ❓️'

Welp I'll just have to worry about it another time ig 🤷.

Anyways, now we were makin' our way [downtown] through the Big Ass House of Lamentation, BAHoL for short, trying to get to wherever tf Mammon has plans for. Well, that is until we run into a certain someone.

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'GAAASSSPP IT'S HIIIIIM‼️ LEVIATHAN THE SWEET BOOOOOOYYYYY OHFUCKOHFUUUCK 🥰💖🫧🧡✨️‼️'

"Yooo, Levi! Funny seein' ya outside ya room for once." Both Mammon and I then proceed to start gigglin' like two lil bitches lmao.

Until this mf turns around 🗿.

…My face just about shriveled up inside itself.

'DID BABYGWORL #3 GET EVEN QUIRKIER 😳😳😳⁉️'

"Levi.. you good?? You're looking a bit differently different there bud 😭😭."

'I swear to shit there are literal SPARKLES just shootin' me in the eyes rn.'

"Idk what you're talking abt lol." He blinks and just shrugs at me like absolutely NOTHING is wrong like wtf my g—

"Tbh tbh honestly tbh Levi you're looking MAD ✨️bbg✨️ rn and idk how to cope with that so I think it's best you induce an anime withdrawal for just a singular sliver of a second the sake of my sanity 🗣🗣."

It takes him a couple seconds for the matter inside his cranium to process whatever tf just came out my mouth.

"B-Bbg!? WOOOAAAHHHH❗️🗣🗣🗣📢💥.. I-I can't believe you're calling a no-good otaku shut-in like me that!" He takes a moment to cover his now blushing face sextillion times more than his hair already does with his hand.

'Omg what a lil cutie I swear— got me swooning 'n shit <3.'

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever! We've gotta get goin' now. See ya later, Levi!" Mammon cuts off the ENTIRE interaction quicker than it even started before dragging me away like a fucking rag doll.

'L?? M?? A?? O?? Tf is all this motion for 🫨🥴?'

What the plans are?? I still haven't the slightest of darn clues, buT I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT 🗣.

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I kid you tf not we literally only managed to reach the main entrance before getting jumpscared by none other than Lucifer himself—

'EYE- SWEET MOTHER OF DIAVOLO'S (. )( .)‼️—'

[✨️To Be Continued✨️]

[fdrsamericanflagduckfloaty]

Quick Brain dump what’s been going through your 1800’s looking brain

literally nothing but NATM

im gonna add a barrier if you dont wanna see the weirdest thought train ever

im gonna explain in words how my brain was like 4 seconds ago

NATM NATM Teddy NATM Him him him him NATM NATM Robin Willaims NATM TEDDY TEDDY NATM his knees ATTILA oh my god oh my god im gonna cry NATM Teddy Teddy Teddy Owen Wilson NATM Teddy

i can give you context but also i wont

and then when i read 1800's my brain instantly went

The Alienist. ...Teddy-

and i had to stop that train of thought because the next word was deranged in matter of speaking

but anyways out of wondering how my brain works rn i thought 'Teddy's so babygirl' and honestly yeah i agree with my brain. NATM Teddy is so babygworl

more in tags

[the-prophecy]

hi bbgirl😏

Are u lost babygworl

[benkeibear]

i know i’ve already told you i love your pfp, but it really is so cutieful 🥹🤍

He's my liddol babygworl with his tiny bow 🥹🥹