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badlydrawnjohn · 1 year ago
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Hey, bro. Heard you were talking about my ass. What do you have against new-wave fashion? You seem to be into it. - @twerptestified
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EB: dude cmon this is objectively goofy!!
EB: i am like. worlds dumbest anime guy.
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jfkonfucius · 1 year ago
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number1abbasupporter · 5 months ago
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if there r no will schuester haters, then i am dead
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harveythememusfr · 2 years ago
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REZ MOMENT
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my evil rival i hate him grr /j /lh
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andisupreme · 2 months ago
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At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."
I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.
Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl
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wolfythewitch · 6 months ago
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jesus in the hades art style
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unsung-idiot · 2 months ago
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don't show him modern technology; it won't end well
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 7 months ago
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Expertise can't help you here.
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brainrotcharacters · 3 months ago
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When irl pisses me off, I rewatch the Honda Odyssey scene to relax
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redsray · 9 months ago
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the funniest part of any Robin meeting the JL is that every Robin is so distinctly different from the previous one in terms of personality and vibes that the league literally gets backlash. and like, I don't blame them. not to mention that they are non-meta children that dress as a traffic light and fight crime alongside batman in gotham on a nightly basis. i'd also be a bit concerned. Batman, literally The Night of Gotham personified in the League's eyes, coming into a JL meeting: This is Robin, my crime-fighting partner. 11-year-old Dick Grayson, dressed in the brightest primary colours possible, vaguely hidden murder behind those eyes, never stops moving even for a moment: Hi! Superman: That's a child. That's-- Bats that is a child. You let a child--? Batman, deadpan: You try to stop him. Would you rather he try and murder a grown man with a wire?
Batman: This is Robin. 12-year-old Jason Todd, with the biggest grin on his face, about 3 books in his hand, stars in his eyes and a distinct street-kid drawl: Hey!!! Green Lantern: That's ... that's a different child. What?? Jason: I stole his tires :) Batman: Tried to. Jason, stage whispering to the League: basically did. Green Lantern: that is a different kid, right?? I'm not seeing shit??
Batman: This is Robin. 14-year-old Tim Drake, bo staff clutched in his hand, a wary and tired expression on his face, more on the quiet side, the literal walking definition of don't judge a book by it's cover: hello Flash: Where do you even find these-- Tim: I found myself.
Batman: This is Robin. 17-year-old Stephanie Brown, literally blonde, with a shit-eating grin, eyes full of nothing but mischief and the most explosive personality you've ever seen: hiya!! Superman: I give up. Stephanie: I know, I have that amazing effect on people.
Batman: This is Robin. 13-year-old Damian Wayne, a literal wet cat that will hiss at you, has a sword, the most judgemental stare you'll get from a teenager, ready to jump anyone there: Green Lantern: WHY DOES HE HAVE A SWORD?! Batman: ... he came with the sword.
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flufflecat · 1 month ago
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thinking about ford "human blood tastes better" pines
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ford "i have been desiring blood more than usual" pines
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stanford "was bitten by a fruit bat but still wrote the sentence 'i have been desiring blood more than usual'" pines
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yuri-puppies · 3 months ago
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they make me insaneeeeeeeee
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what if i killed you and then you killed me and then i saved your life but it's not about you at all and then we met for the first time and you're the person who matters the most to the person who matters the most to me so i need to make a good impression and you're overjoyed because i call myself his friend
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artifucker · 3 months ago
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Start school at the end of the month. Forgot like all my Welsh. Deleted Discord (for now at least). I want to be working on myself but I feel like I do not have that freedom. Which is funny because I have been happy whenever I haven't been speaking to my friends. People are so exhausting.
My sister was in town last week and I had dinner with my girlfart. Oh and I saw Deadpool X Wolverine the other day??? Benefits of a sugar mommy. I've been thinking about more tattoo ideas but idk yet. I wanna know good lepidopterans to get inked on me that aren't so obvious like rosy maple or luna.
The delulu has been winning as of late. So many voices. Reading and YouTube and music helps tho frfr. I hope no one on Discord misses me too much. Or at all really? That would be so embarrassing. I need to relearn Welsh again gahhhh.
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stickyvoidpaper · 3 months ago
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Dick : Jasons been more, relaxed lately. It's unsettling.
Tim : Yeah, I've started spiking his water with mood stabilizers.
Dick : What
Tim : I've been thinking of doing it to the wider gotham water supply. Think about the crime rates.
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crowatyourwindow · 5 months ago
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Do you think it would have been cool if Atsushi's white tiger aged with him as he grew up
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sunlit-mess · 8 months ago
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???
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