#HES SUCH A TEMPTRESS

[ib3li3v3you]

I AM BEGGING FIR SOMEONE TO JUST SHOOT ME I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE WHAT THE FUCK. RED LEATHER??? BLACK LEATHER???? THE PEARLS??? HIS PRETTY LIPS IN LIPSTICK??? I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE

[bioluminesced]

who up obiwaning they kenobi

[eggcats]

I decided it would be really funny, if the reason Husk knows getting Vox to like you is the key to surviving Alastor, is because when Alastor first took his soul, Vox HATED him

Because Alastor saw this sad wet pathetic cat man drunk in the alley behind his casino and was like "you can't take care of yourself so I will" and then decided to gamble with him to win his soul

Except, that is also essentially how Alastor met VOX, and so when Alastor comes home one day like "look what I got!" and Vox learns what happened, he's like, "I will NOT be replaced," and just hates Husk on sight

(Vox, mentally, "What's so good about HIM that he takes HIS soul?? Is MY soul not good enough?!?!")

Neither Husk nor Alastor knows this, tho, so to them, it's just Vox deciding to hate someone randomly - meanwhile, in the background, Vox is singing Jolene while sharpening a knife

(The idea of being attracted to the creepy cannibalistic fuck who took his soul is so out of left field that Husk, who generally is good at reading people, doesn't realize that's Vox's issue with him - so the entire time he's standing there like🧍‍♂️trying desperately to not do ANYTHING that'll piss Vox off more).

(Alastor also has no idea, because not only is finding someone OTHER than his picture box so absurd it's not even to be considered, he's very bad at picking up on social cues and it never comes up to Rosie for her to tell him the issue - Alastor just thinks Vox hates cats the same way he hates dogs, and is like, oh okay makes sense moving on).

Vox eventually gets over it (kinda) when Alastor is like, dear, did you just want me to rip apart his soul on my broadcast? Did YOU want to do it this time? And basically just offers to absolutely end Husk's (after)life for him, no questions asked.

Vox decides to let Husk live so that Husk knows that he's only alive because VOX said so, as a "don't even THINK of trying to take my man, you hussy" warning. (Once again, neither Alastor nor Husk have ANY idea about this, lmao).

So now Husk is like - step 1 to not being murdered is to get Vox to decide to not kill you. Okay, no further questions.

Meanwhile Vox is just watching Husk like "I am always fucking vigilant" and constantly scaring the fur off of that poor cat man.

(Vox only relents when Husk is basically tossed at Angel like a Pokémon and he sees that Husk definitely is interested in Angel and is like, good. Stay away from my husband).

[crybaby-bkg]

sorry I’ve been on such a Dabi high lately but I almost croaked earlier at the thought of being his college gf and just being so opposite of each other!!!!!! you’re all good grades and perfect attendance, easily approachable and sweet smiles. and he’s all grumpy faced and dark clothing, makes people nervous whenever he stands outside smoking right by the doors.

who the hell would’ve thought you two would end up together? it just didn’t make a lick of sense seeing you two from the outside. but when they get a glimpse of you guys together, alone, everything just falls into place.

he’s so supportive of everything you do, no matter how dumb or nerdy he thinks it is. he keeps count of your stitches for you when you crotchet, doesn’t mind being your model for a cropped hot pink sweater you’re creating, wears the knitted beanie around campus that you made for him. he hates not having your attention but he takes some of the same classes you take so that he can help you study, quiz you when you’re not too sure of the subject, maybe even help you cheat if you want (you don’t, but he always offers).

he buys you your favorite drink at the cafes and always carries an extra laptop charger in case you forget. he helps you pick out your outfits when you’re unsure, and loves the opposite aesthetic whenever you stand hand in hand with him. he praises you when you succeed, and comforts you with your failures. he looks like a dirtbag that hangs around campus to be a creepy bum, but he’s there for you through and through <3

[cinematicjourney]

Temptress Moon (1996) | dir. Chen Kaige

[dirtyoldmanhole]

every now and then drawing my 300th gunter my brain goes 'wow. he 's..... hot................ (pikachu face like it's the first time seeing him)'

and the exasperatedly logical part of my brain goes: krad. we know. jesus christ. we would not be drawing three hundred lovingly rendered versions of him otherwise l m a o.

[jade-lynxx]

Xiaobao thinks he's doing all this to seduce Huaien and then break his heart - little does he know he's a golden retriever and everything he does is done with complete sincerity

[dainty-fingertips]

quick thought: old school Doctor Octopus x civilian reader where they have the exact relationship that Roxanne Ritchi and Megamind have where he kidnaps her all the time over the news until Spider-Man comes to get her and over time they actually start getting feelings for eachother

[demonforthesemen]

Alastor saw the apple on Lucifer's cane, and, being a control freak who knows deer get fucked up on apples, decided to hate him on sight

[summae]

The rituals are so intricate they involve tearing one leg of your pants then fusing with him...

[kenmakaashi]

i want mark pakin sitting behind that counter dressed like this all day ^^ are we seeing the vision

[l8tof1]

*smooching his naked throat*

licking and biting too

[cinematicjourney]

Temptress Moon (1996) | dir. Chen Kaige

[vaperarmand]

->

[1997nikeairs]

watching house md and jesus. early 2000s tv was really at an interesting place. this episode house lusts after the seventeen year old daughter of a patient and it’s framed with an almost charming atmosphere. in this episode it’s a small respite from existential angst and chronic pain, this filling of the void with an underage perky blonde. i mean he’s clearly meant to be a sleazebag in the show but him openly having a thing for jailbait is…definitely not presented in a critical way

[streetfarterturdstrike]

It would be one thing if it was just a popular headcanon but I’m so tired of fans acting like it’s actually official canon that Ryu is asexual which not only has Capcom has never stated that but there are numerous examples of Ryu fighting off his urdges because he’s trying to save his dick for Buddha