#HES SO STUPIDDDDDD

[kruxton]

zoro is too funny during little garden bro 💀💀 tried to chop off his feet, sliced them HALFWAY then just. gave up. and then pulled a fucking pose while he's dying like some sort of diva

[t4tails]

HADES. SHE IS UNDER ARREST FOR MURDER. MURDER THAT SHE DID. YOU KNOW SHE DID IT. SHE TOLD YOU SHE DID IT. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[alola03]

udg nagito makes me INSANE. Idk what they did to him in that game that makes me act like this!!! I want to punch him in the faceeeee

[chanstopher]

[merwynpersonalhub]

OK MY FRIEND DEALS WITH MY RAMBLING ABOUT KING DEDEDE AND JUST SHOWED ME THIS SAYING "FOR YOU <3"

I FUCKING CANT LMAO- IM WHEEZING

[iqmmir]

Oughhh

[hilplusterrorss]

[Image description: a digital full-color drawing of Teru from Mob Psycho 100. He’s drawn from the chest up in a red sweater and is wearing pink heart-shaped sunglasses. He has a hand to his chin and a mildly embarrassed expression. There are two speech bubbles on either side of the bottom, and both contain bust shots of Mob, in his school uniform smiling and blushing slightly on the left and in a hoodie facing the side on the right. The background is light green at the top and fades to dusky purple at the bottom. There are sunflowers and white flowers all around Teru. /End description]

I just drew Teru as the *heart-eyes emoji*

[aroace-poly-show]

eepy time. say happy birthday to shu itsuki btw

[s1xseasonsandamov1e]

i just wanna atleast have the option to get drunk before my 16th birthday is that too much to ask. we used to be a nation

[drakkonyan]

Top 10 stupidest, most dumb and with a head that lacks thoughts animals ever

Number 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2 and 1:

[dentpx]

Carlos wants to fuck Akane and Junpei so bad. So baddddddd. This shit is crazy.

[comet-frog]

behold

[nullshocked]

Disgusting how attractive Choh'to is to me tbh.

Benchmark tho

[lilicannotfly]

Azul Ship Headcanons

So I already made a thread ranking(?? Judging?? I dunno lols) all the Azul ships I care about and so here's a post with headcanons for them and I have important things to do but shhh don't remind me and I won't remind you :)

Azuvil 🐙👑

I dunno all my energy for this ship died but I think it would be fun to write or read or work with because imagine they're both doing it for like appearances or something else of that manner and someone catches feelings or something but also they both think the other one thinks it's real from the beginning ??? So fake dating but extra steps. There's like this one fic that put this into my head but I don't remember the name lols

Azujami 🐙🐍

I really already explained this in the tweet but yeah this is only good when they get together after university (not NRC, but after they graduate and then graduate uni) and then get married and then divorced and then the story is them healing at fifty. Perhaps they become just friends, perhaps Azul learns to leave well enough alone, perhaps Jamil gets mad, perhaps they go their own ways, maybe one of them dies ?? I dunno this would seem fun to play around with :)

Jeiazu 🐬🐙

I don't really have anything to say about this, except if you aren't related or already in different relationship, being business partners? Pretty gay ngl. Pretty queer.

Floazu 🦈🐙

Do I have to write about this? Why did I include it. This is not a ship I care about like at all :/ Bumping it down to 1/10 ya'know I hate the childhood friends to lovers trope? It's too messy why would you date your childhood bestie I would let her kill me yes have we spoken in years no but would I date her no. No that's silly. I despise the trope actually. Please get it out of my face ahhhhh anyways

Azuide 🐙💀

I don't know why I included this either errrrr.. though I feel like they would bond over chess. The whole thing with the game of life in the comic anthology was pretty funny and I feel like working with a relationship with them would be very silly because it would be like that all the time and also neither of them know how to give or recieve affection properly so lols

Azurook 🐙🏹

As I said, this is literally just Rook being like "ooh interesting what if...I hunted you down??" and me projecting my unhealthy relationship with attention onto Azul. Oops.

Also I wanna be able to come up with cool ship names TwT I wanna come up with something like eight tailed arrow or something but everytime I try it sounds so stupidddddd how do y'all do itttttt I'm sure there are other people who have come up with this ship and maybe I just sound stupid let's move on.

Lizu/Water Spirit 👻🐙

Okay so this is really a crackship like she found him not up to standard but imagine if she didn't and also imagine if they got married and imagine if the whole story was just them healing in the afterlife?? That would be pretty cool imo :) So yeah that's it. It's gotta be awful to be seventeen for five hundred years and I'm gonna be honest I don't remember how she died so maybe she could work through that and Azul can work through his self worth issues and body issues, especially that he is now without a proper form. It would be cute, imagine it !

Zuel/Sailor's Lungs 🐙🫁

'Cause selfship names have no rules !!! But also this doesn't even count even because we're literally the same guy (not like I am him or vise versa but more like we're similar) so it would be like dating a fucked up mirror. Selfcest 😭😭😭 Zero out of ten, moving on.

AzuRid 🐙🌹

I forgot to include this in the original thread, oops. They're t4t lesbians (transfem riddle and transmasc nonbinary azul <3) and also in love and also the healthiest relationship here (shhh these are my headcanons I do what I want they get along beautifully once they get together) and also happy !!! Finally !!! And also they would be fun to work with because academic rivals to lovers is always fun. (I know these images are crispy as hell shhhhhhh don't mention it)

End of Headcanons !!!

If you have more please share I need more things to read to distract me from my schoolwork because my eyes hurt and my bones hurt an d I need to do something <3

[apollosunshineisdead]

its so stupidddddd

he doesnt know how to grieve so he gets stuck in anger and lets it ferment like. he was gone for so long and then he comes back to loss after loss. he cant really take it so instead of processing his emotions normally he gets stuck in the cycle of grief and he just gets angrier and angrier GODDDDDD I HATE HIM

also i posted. another yapping Somewhere on my blog

,my poor tootsit . look hes frowning . the skgrunky :(

[hxrpooner]

things in arcane s2 that pissed me offfff

in no particular order

warwick not going full wolf????? why!!!!

pussies wouldn't commit to jayvik kiss... ok.... what EVER

killing off characters just for shock value (jinx and heimer mainly)

cait losing her eye also felt like it was just for shock value

what is the message of jinx's death supposed to be? "there's no way for her to make up for the things she did, the only way for her to atone is to die"??? ok.

that "i'm always with you" line from jinx was FORCED holy shit

i absolutely do not believe that the hooded figure from jayce's childhood was viktor. i fully believe that they originally intended it to be ryze and then changed course last minute

sevika got shafted. she's super important for a while, then she just isn't. she barely shows up after "Paint the Town Blue"

not committing to the black rose person being leblanc? questionable

the scene with mel using the black rose amulet on ambessa, and then going inside the vision...??? to kill possibly-leblanc or... something??? i just kinda.... huh??? what??? okay

a moment of silence for all the viktor enjoyers. they completely shafted his lore and then changed his ENTIRE vibe as a character. and then they killed him off. and he's getting an ASU about it.

mel has an interesting thing going on in season 1 where she's ambitious and kind of manipulative and it's clear that she's using jayce to her own ends, but she felt very flat in season 2

the anomaly is a stupid mcguffin. it feels like was only brought in because they needed some existential threat for the characters to fight,

ekko got shafted. the whole point of his original lore is that he's an idealist and a boy genius, and that he cobbles together the z-drive all on his own from scrap in his dinky little lab. but in arcane he can't figure it out without the help of a white woman and a yordle. fuck you actually.

too much of ekko's development was centered around his feelings for jinx.

unclear how characters like camille, ziggs, blitzcrank, zeri are supposed to fit in with this lore. renata especially pissed me off because we spend so much time on that stupid yordle chem baron, all while the actual canon chem baron fails to make an appearance

the piltover/zaun v. noxus war would have been a GREAT opportunity to bring in urgot, considering his lore, but, nope.

hextech found dead in a ditch???

you can't just say "we're making arcane canon" and then proceed to fuck up the canon so profoundly!!!

i don't care for viktor's new aesthetic. the weird gold-and-porcelain thing doesn't suit him.

vander-warwick looks so fucking stupidddddd

sevika's fuck ass haircut

jinx's fuck ass haircut

isha doesn't talk because.... why? we don't know. it would be cool if she was deaf or mute but neither of those things seems to be the case.

isha's entire existence is a cheap sympathy-grab. introduce a cute child character, have her get close to the protagonist, then kill her off. she isn't enough of a character for it to not feel extremely lazy

isha felt like she was shoehorning in on the moment during the vi/jinx/vander reunion

the alternate universe ekko gets stuck in is basically "wow everything is so much better if vi dies!!!" which like. the implications are CRAZY actually

alternate universe jinx was a bit too manic pixie dream girl for my taste. when she showed up in the leather jacket i was like. ok ramona flowers. (i have not seen scott pilgrim)

thematically/character-wise it seems like it would have made more sense for heimerdinger to stay in the alternate universe and live out his life happy and in peace, i don't understand why they had to kill him off instead. either way he's out of the story so what's the point?

having every episode open with an artsy music video... i felt like they saw that people liked the bridge scene from season 1 and went "okay let's just do that 8 more times then." no guys. it was so noticeable and so irritating.

there's a tweet that goes something like "arcane character: assaults someone and takes their money // arcane background music: i love assaulting people and taking their money". if i made a drinking game out of how many times that tweet became relevant while watching s2 i would die from alcohol poisoning

s2 does not have a silco. jinx went protagonist-mode and they were too wishy-washy with trying to make ambessa and viktor ambiguous. he was such a larger-than-life figure in s1, i think they should have used that and had him haunt the narrative way more than he did.

fucking jayce

a lot of the dialogue is SUPER on-the-nose or corny or is just like... people don't talk like that

too much of characters just explaining what is going on or saying the themes of the story out loud. okay.

lack of thematic cohesion

s1 sets up this really cool nuanced conflict between piltover and zaun, but s2 completely fails to properly address it, especially towards the end where out of the blue all the focus suddenly shifts away to the anomaly.

"hey guys i know we locked you all in a ghetto but can you pretty please come up topside to help us fight noxus? <3 thanks"

AND THAT WORKED?!?!! SOMEHOW

so many completely irrelevant characters (caitlyn's squad, whose names i can't remember except for maddy)

i didn't feel that maddy's betrayal was properly built up to, but my friends disagree with me so. idk.

i'm getting a little tired of watching people get non-lethally stabbed in the abdomen

finale was mostly brainless epic battle fight epic fight battle fight. like girl... ok.

unclear on how sevika manages to get invited to these topside political get-togethers? shouldn't she be like public enemy number 2?

sevika dgaf about jinx at all after episode 4. it's crazy

there is no fucking way we got piltover councilor sevika. there is simply no fucking way. there are so many things wrong with this i don't even know where to begin.

there's a lot of focus given to rictus's little magic-blocking rune stone things only to never explain what they are or how they work.

i felt like a couple of things could be true: 1) they got a little too big for their britches, showing the evils of capitalism and the police state in s1, and somebody got nervous that they were going to be accused of being too Woke, so they had to dial it back. (less likely) 2) they found out about halfway through outlining the plot that they were only getting 2 seasons and had to drastically change course to wrap things up before then (more likely)