#WHY IS HE STUPID

[sleepyezzy]

exploding him with my mind

[raggedxyouth]

scarf boy and his only emotions ever

[t4tails]

HADES. SHE IS UNDER ARREST FOR MURDER. MURDER THAT SHE DID. YOU KNOW SHE DID IT. SHE TOLD YOU SHE DID IT. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[meyerlansky]

my fucking stupid moron idiot dumbass cat has been spending this entire fucking heatwave sitting on the TOP PLATFORM OF THE CAT TREE, in the UN-AIR-CONDITIONED LIVING ROOM

instead of going in my bedroom and sitting on my bed which has my a/c unit pointed DIRECTLY AT IT LEFT RUNNING WHILE I'M AT WORK SPECIFICALLY FOR HIM TO COOL DOWN

eta: has anyone tried those cooling pads, like this one? do they work for cats? i am so fucking stressed about this idiot animal and his refusal to sit in the a/c, but if i can put a cooling pad up there it might be a good stopgap

[spiritz182]

my wife

[ihearnocomplaints]

TRYING TO BEAT MONTY IN SECURITY BREACH AND IM GOING TO FUCKING GO INSANE, YA HEAR!1!??

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Do you know the agony i feel

do you know of my pain

please

[amelieiscooooook]

scorched is small

Just scorched is literally fucking 4'5 meanwhile forest is FUCKING 8'9

[chloesimaginationthings]

Why did William get FNAF springlocked? Is he stupid?

[kazodus]

came to me in a dream

[starzovermarz]

stupid

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

strange animal attempts to show affection for the first time ever

[sparrowlucero]

dr who is (apparently) redesigning this turtle from the classic series to be just a green human elf lady instead and twitter is eating it up because "no one would take the show seriously otherwise" and "the audience isn't able to empathize with something that doesn't look human". another fascinating data point in the psychology of doctor who fans.

[demigods-posts]

thinking of a scene idea in season three when the gang encounters aphrodite. and one of the experienced half-bloods like thalia or zoe or grover are explaining to bianca how aphrodite's physical form is unique for each person. beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. and the camera just pans over to percy whose overhearing this conversation and staring at aphrodite. and its revealed that aphrodite has taken the form of annabeth in percy's eyes. confirmation for the audience and for percy that his feelings for annabeth are a little ways past friendship.

[haveihitanerve]

Everyone knows Batman using Brucie Wayne’s voice while in the cowl, I give you Brucie Wayne using the Batman voice. 

Brucie Wayne, wearing a half open very elaborate expensive tailored suit suddenly going ‘Step away from the fountain’ in the deepest voice anyone has ever heard in the entire world and his kids immediately drop what they’re doing and jump away so fast it’s almost comical and the girl and guy in Brucie’s lap just look at him in bafflement and the entire Gala falls quiet. Then Brucie goes ‘ohhh emmmmm ggggggg! Why’d everyone stopped tawwlking!!!” And they continue on like nothing happened but it goes down in history.

[lotus-pear]

the dialogue choices in this game should be more diabolical

[bananafire11]

That fucking fish that i hate