#HES SO FUCKING LAME I LOVE HIM
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My type I fear.
#HES SO FUCKING LAME I LOVE HIM#UGH. BUT HES SO SNARKY AND CHARISMATIC.#kuroo#kuroo tetsuro#kuroo x reader
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ah. seongyeon. my dearest little asshat. i want to throw him so lovingly down a bridge
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for all the amicability in the whirlwind later on i think it's really important to never lose sight of why dru was turned and then why she in turn sired spike. she was tortured and turned for angelus' enjoyment, her continued suffering brings him pleasure. he owns her, she is a Thing to him and she has no way to escape this. she makes spike to be "her brave knight" a position that, especially in fairytales, means a very romantic man physically protects and serves a woman who is usually gonna end up being some kind of damsel in distress.
while yes dru is evil and a vampire she's still obviously very upset about what happened to her and those moments seem to be her times of lucidity, not delusion. not to mention that she's already been beaten out of the notion that she can escape angelus, she tried to as a human and it didn't work, it likely won't work now either, especially if darla sides with him. but with spike around there's someone who basically always takes her side and fights to keep angelus away from her. who is, at least, a buffer between her and her tormentor. he also takes care of her and validates her, something neither darla or angelus seem to be interested in doing at all.
i feel like people tend to intellectually remember what happened to her but forget that it you know, has long lasting consequences when say, they evaluate her behavior in late s2 when angelus comes back. like... yeah ofc she goes back to appeasing him and shit. spike's a wheelchair and she was beaten into shape to be "daddy's little girl" (gag) YEARS before she even MET spike. her abuser is back and her defender is out of commission not to mention her whole view of reality has been actively warped by the most narcissistic sleezoid around.
and all the reasons why people love spike or point to as why he's better with buffy or whatever.... dru was the one who saw those first and picked him because of those. like... it's wild to see people act like they spent a loveless century together and spike was just used the whole time when we SEE them literally in love, he states MULTIPLE times she means so much to him and we get an OUTSIDE SOURCE CONFIRM THEY HAVE "AFFECTION AND JEALOUSY FOR EACH OTHER". we have the spike we know of today because drusilla saw the hero in him and wanted him to rescue her. and ya know, he kinda did. multiple times. over a century of deep, mutual horrifying love. you only even GET spike and buffy in the same ROOM because he loved dru so much he saved her from a mob, traveled with her across a continent (maybe 2 depending on direction) and over an ocean for even a SHOT at a cure. like... cMON.
this got a little off topic into some of my pet peeves but also kinda not because just-- i don't think people always remember that dru is still a victim and a victim who was intentionally frozen the moment of maximum despair and internal destruction. then spent about 20 years being groomed by her tormentor before she ever had anyone care about her as a priority. i think people tend to forget that it was angelus who wanted to turn spike into a monster and drusilla who wanted him to be a hero. it's dru who gives him his swagger, his confidence, his love for life, who encouraged his romanticism and adored his poetics. it's not that she groomed or built him, but just that she saw all that potential already in there and facilitated it and nurtured it. sure in a fucked up vampire way but still.
#train.txt#meta#ats meta#btvs meta#drusilla#spike#sprusilla#i got annoyed at the strawmen who live in my brain again lol#but i also just think.... people tend to forget how damaging angelus was bc he's so fucking lame in the main plotline lol#dru is like the poster child for an imperfect victim#she's tragic but has also committed her own crimes#it does not however stop her from being pitiable#or make her interactions with angelus even ones where she seems happy not insidious and bad inherently#spike could've ditched her at any time in that century if she really sucked that bad but he didn't bc he loved her#implying it's because he's just that much of a beaten dog is just... why do claim to like him as a character then?#like buffy's not gonna fucking make him LESS of one she literally uses him as a self-hate sex toy for a whole season dude#why do you want to imply that spike is forever trapped in a cycle of being sexually used and emotionally abused as a fan of the character??#when his literal best trait is his love????? why are you intent on condemning him for it??? what are you??? angelus???#are we trying to beat the manly into lil willy again like????#i'M JUST SAYING IT FEELS SOMETIMES LIKE WE INTENTIONALLY DON'T GET DRU MISCHARACTERIZE SPIKE AND NERF THE SHIP
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korvo lost and farting 0 stars for you my boy
#solar opposites#solaropposites#korvo#tervo#did any of you guys read the interview where they said#they're never going to break up but he's constantly worried that Terry's going to leave him#Yeah.#korvo being so full of self loathing and feeling undeserving of happiness to the point where once he realizes the button was pressed#he was like Ah this makes sense. Surely this life is fabricated and terry doesn’t actually love me nor do i even deserve him#all my suspicions are true!#YEAH. HOLY SHIT.#and terry reaffirming his love for him oughh guys he loves him because he’s lame and stupid CALLBACK TO LOVING THE UGLY PARTS!! HELLO!!#korvo being so desperate in that episode to hold onto his family and his marriage NOT NOW KITTEN DADDY NEEDS A FUCKING CIGARETTE#and terry and korvo still falling in love in the alternate universe They would find each other in every universe bitch#korvo grabbing the what if box and burning his hands like holy hell
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haven't seen anyone write the smut entries yet, figured i'd do it for anyone curious:
[left page] He froze, breath caught in his throat, as the other man leaned in. He could feel his warm breath ghost against his trembling beak. His own breath faltered as their lips touched, his lover's breath hot and needy. Their breaths...
...intertwined into one breath.
[right page] looking at him was as if [he] had just reunited with an old friend lover and
the right page shown next is just a duplicate of the previous left page. but here we have the additional illustration of the imp and bird lovers. thinking the bird character must be stolas's self-insert hehe
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please remember that luke skywalker adopted rey and fin a few years after marrying din djarin and and opening his jedi school on mandalor with their green rat son.
#poe just like apeared on day and as a teen and begged to take the creed#never forget how lucas skywalker married the king of mandalor#lucas skywalker...#hehe#dinluke#din djarin#jedi can have attachments and the bond between so many of them in the prequels and clone wars is proof of that#if a normal person doesn't regulate their emotions they can become terrible and that applied to jedi#so if luke trains the kids to not be stupid shits then we can avoid sith lords#also kylo (ben) will begin training to take the creed when he is 11 becuase he thinks being a jedi is lame like his mom#ben also thinks that din is like the coolest fucking person and then he meets boba and hear about his dads time in cryo and is like:#yup that seals the deal give me my helmet#i miss finpoe so bad guys#and reys lesbian ass oh god i miss her#like booo the sequels but i love my gay ppl#luke skywalker#rey skywalker#finnpoe#finn#fuck what's his last name it's been a minute he doesn't actually have one what do we call him#grogu djarin#the way that we gave him dons last name HOLD ME#m rants in the tags
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how can you not be obsessed with him My drewmieie
#after this he makes his voice so deep and says Top ten trolls that went too far: n1. Dream sheep. He's so fucking lame I love him#video
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No asks today but as an apology here's the spam I doodled on my to-do list. Goodnight.
#Actually helped me drink more water believe it or not#id glance over and be like “oh yeah i have to do that huh”#maybe i should just start doing that to remember things lmao#He's pointing at my tasks but youre not gonna get to see those. nuh-uh. :fingerwag: /j#so fucking lame i didnt get to work on the asks today... i was planning it out too i was so excited... wtf.... 😭😭#hes so shaped i love him#goodnight ACTUALLY for real now#spamton
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ive said it before and i'll say it again, saiki kusuo will never ever be the one to make the first moves in a relationship... i dont care WHO hes dating or likes, if its the most traditionally feminine girl who wants to be romanced or the most pathetic loser guy, you could not convince him to confess first, kiss first, even TOUCH or TALK TO first, if you held him at fucking gunpoint with no way of escape.. youll have to shoot him, cuz hes NOT doing it..
the fact that some of you guys DONT see saiki as the pathetic stubborn loser that he is is literally ASTONISHING.
#god i love him hes so fucking lame its actually crazy#the ONLY scenarios i can see where saiki confesses first-#are like terribly angsty scenarios where its basically forced out of him#cough cough the fic im currently writing cough cough sorry#saiki k#tdlosk#the disastrous life of saiki k.#saiki kusuo#meows post
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rewatching cowboy bebop and why did spike eat his fucking cigarette.
#hes so fucking lame lmao#love him#cowboy bebop#spike spiegel#i posted this last month where are you all coming from??
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opinion on Kracko?
He's fine!
I really like what they did with him in TDX. His bossfight there used the foreground-background mechanics in a unique and interesting way, and the attacks they gave him are cool. (His DX design is also cool! I love the stripes!)
He was also neat in Epic Yarn. In that one, he's a miniboss in one of the rocket ship shooter levels, and he even gets his own music! (It's like a five second loop, but still-) As a whole, I really love the shooter levels in this series.
I think he's at his worst in Star Allies. They couldn't think of anything more interesting to do with him than add another one? Parallel Kracko is also boring and lame.
I think his design is fun, if a little generic. Like I said, they really nailed it in TDX. I'm also a sucker for anything with electricity powers, so that's a plus. Overall, I would say I think positively about this guy.
#i really prefer him to the tree. im number one whispy hater he's so fucking lame and boring. it's just a big tree. why do people like him.#this thang is slightly cooler though so i like it fine.#but yeah like i mentioned i really love the dx bosses in tdx. they get unique models!!! for boss reskins they really stand out to me.#kracko#asks#what do you think of the drawing? i think it turned out well! i never would've been able to make something like this before. :)#or it'd be tedious as hell lol
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Angel the series absolutely has its flaws but it will always be iconic for taking Angel, who had 0 personality or character until sex made him evil for a bit before he reverted back to 0 personality and existing solely to be Buffy's angsty boyfriend, and spending 5 season unravelling all his mysterious brooding ways to reveal that he is literally just an awkward old man who has no idea how to interact with people because he spent decades in alleys eating rats
#angel the series#angel#you leave b:tvs s3 thinking that Angel is somewhat cool and mysterious and his show just points at him and goes 'LOSER'#he's not mysterious he's not cool and brooding he is LAME AS HELL and he DOESNT UNDERSTAND TECHNOLOGY#this is all said so affectionately#I love Angel he's a dork#he just wants to listen to Barry Manilow and be left the fuck ALONE
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thinking about superheroes unfortunately
#random thoughts#let me daydream about batman in peace#love the dynamic between spiderman and deadpool#it's that kind of dynamic i love where two people have power over each other in different ways#like spiderman is a well-loved public figure and deadpool's idol while deadpool is a dangerous mercenary with regeneration powers#physically deadpool probably outmatches spiderman through sheer dogged perseverance#while in the public eye spiderman is more well-liked AND deadpool is feverishly obsessed with him#i'm gonna keep forgetting the hyphen between spider and man btw fuck the world#loving the idea of a spiderman who KNOWS deadpool can do better and believes in him while deadpool gives him a space where HE can be himsel#like spiderman has so many masks he has to put on around other people#i think deadpool should be one of the few people he can truly let himself loose around#yknow before he can get to a point where he can reveal he's peter parker#also i think peter parker in his ideal state suffers from severe identity and self confidence issues#like he thinks spiderman is a seperate persona he puts on which is superior to himself in every way#(okay seperate thought: DID spiderman. the spider bite being so traumatic it led to him creating a split personality to cope.)#(or separate. whatever.)#also age difference. peter should be in his mid-twenties while deadpool should be in his thirties. need more power imbalance#also they're both sa survivors and their personalities could be interpreted as them handling it in vastly different ways#with deadpool being hypersexual and spiderman being flirtatious yet distant and peter parker being borderline celibate#though honestly i could leave spiderman being an sa survivor given it was a whole 'gay people are all predators' psa#also i think spiderman should have been held back in high school. due to struggles relating to being spiderman#so he graduated late and now he's going to community college#peter parker has the luxury of going incognito. wade wilson will always be stared at no matter what he's wearing#deadpool who every superhero hates. spiderman who every superhero organization is trying to recruit desperately#also i think peter should admire wade. physically. built like a brick shithouse that one#also the third act low point CAN'T be about spiderman feeling guilty because deadpool kills people#okay? it's overdone. we've seen it. it's lame#i prefer when their opposing views on murder are treated in a more 'death penalty or no' way rather than assuming deadpool is always wrong#because spiderman's idyllic 'people can change' beliefs can be just as wrong as deadpool's 'assholes deserve to die' beliefs#and spiderman has definitely killed people are you kidding me. both accidentally and on purpose
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Okay but even while he's being a creepy jealous virgin he's hilarious.
not even if im super nice and compliment his hideous hair - this boy is such a raging bitch
the point im trying to make is that when you mock me it doesnt actually mean anything because everything you say is such putrid nonsense #FRIENDSHIP
#when i say creepy jealous virgin#obvs no hate to virgins i just mean to say that mituna has relationships and cronus has to do this whole superiority thing#because hes a shit head#but also because no one will come near him lol#and he's so wildly bitchy im OBSESSED AHAHAHA#HASHTAG FRIENDSHIP??? SIR???#and he's also doing the creepy touching mitunas shoulder thing while mituna is like please fucking get off me which is BAD and CREEPY#but its also so fucking PATHETIC and insipid#and im not even gunna touch the humankin thing except to once again say these FUCKING DANCESTORS all SUCK i love them sm#cronus ampora#mituna captor#like sorry but who is really the lame 1 here cronus bcos mituna fucks and u write shit poetry and pretend u dont think ur bettethan everyon#okay okay i need to calm down and alsofinish this FUCKING MINIGAME#clock reads homestuck#2025 homestuck reread#homestuck
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i love u nekoma & karasuno i love you SO MUCH
#can you tell i just watched the dumpster battle movie#[deep breath] AHHHHHHGGGGHHFHFHFJJFJGKG#ALL THE INTERACTIONS WERE SO FUCKING CUTE 😭😭😭😭#baby kuroo… i forgot how much i adored kuroo oh my god. TEARS IN MY EYES#HES SO FUCKING LAME#he was an emotional wreck this movie. had me giggling#his ass wld NOT leave tsukki alone HELP#omg and bokuto yachi interaction <3#HINATA AND INUOKA I LOVE U SO MUCH#kenma…. this truly was the kenhina movie nobody talk to me#and the mini scene of kuroo and daichi pointing at each other. I DIED!! I DIED!!!!#ourghhhhhh I LOVE THEM ALL SO DEARLY#also the detail of nishinoya moving out of the way when he saved the ball was great. loved that#SUGA 😭😭 HE WAS GOING INSANE LMAO I LOVE HIM SO DEARLY#okay tbh i didnt expect the match to end like that but it’s fine. i was immediately distracted by the FEELS#ALSO OMG. GOSHIKI AND TENDOU WERE SO FUNNY LOL#AND AND NEKOMA THIRD YEARS 😭😭😭 KUROO AND YAKU TEARING UP 😭😭 THEM HUGGING EACH OTHER#IM SOOOO ILL IM SO FUCKING ILL#also the kurodai hug and the kuroo thanking tsukki I FEAR I KEEP WINNING#did i mention the kuroken flashbacks. oh my god. they were so CUTE#BABY KUROO TALKING TO KENMA’S DAD AND HE WAS JUST SO SMALL AND ENTHUSIASTIC UGH 🥹😭#wow. i need to die#wait also. giggles. the kenhina knife scene. 10/10 gayest shit in hq#ahhhh i LOVE THEM#NEKOMA SECOND YEARS TOO. FUKUNAGA U WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS TO ME#anyway u guys shouldve seen me. i was going insane. i was losing it every scene#OH AND THE CREDITS?? kuroshou I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE#‘gotta take a pic to show mika’ this too is kuromikashou or whatever their ship name is#this was the kenhina movie first and the kuroo ship galore movie second /j#anyway i need to go lie down now goodbye
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OKAY SO BASICALLY.
They had Riley doing his thing with the vampire girls, but... Them being vampires didn't actually add anything to the narrative? It was just a metaphor for infidelity that could have been done without making them vampires. Sure, it's dangerous, but nothing came of that danger.
But what if it did? What if one of them got too attached and Riley got turned?
Suddenly we see Buffy facing the choice of whether or not to kill someone she loves (who we've known for more than once episode), an opportunity that I feel canon WASTED by not having happen. There are also two paths to go down there. Either Riley goes full evil, becomes a villain (and more fleshed out character), and we get that conflict...
Or he doesn't. He's a soulless demon, but he still loves Buffy or values his old morals, given just how driven in they were, and doesn't want to run around killing and torturing people. Personally, I find the latter (or somewhere in between) to be more interesting. Buffy's normal life boyfriend is now yet another demon and he walked right into it on his own volition. But he also still loves her. Maybe he's even /better/ to her now, because he doesn't have a leg to stand on being bothered about her being the slayer now. Does being a demon mean that he's inherently not deserving of love the way he was as a human, even if he's not hurting anyone and is some ways behaving better than he was before, even if it's not out of the same human-style emotions and empathy? And even if she doesn't want to be with him anymore, does he deserve to die or spend the rest of his existence tormented by a soul curse? Because what Angel got was a /curse/, which I feel like a lot of stories forget in favor of making it an easy solution.
I just think it would have been a more interesting way to break them up /or/ revive their relationship in a way that could have gotten people invested in it.
this is FASCINATING.
I think literally my only issues with this as a possible Riley plotline are the usual issues related to Riley which all just stem from the writers kinda equating "normal" with "boring" and the season 4/Initiative plotline suffering from Walsh's actor wanting to leave early so it's less any issue with this idea and more pre-existing stuff.
Riley is absolutely one of those characters I see potential in that just wasn't utilized to their fullest/productively like Tara, Xander or Anya but tragically I never really have the same level of interest in trying to fix him because like... he's so boring lskdgjhsklgsd they did him so dirty by having a bunch of nerds of varying pettiness from likely the coasts write a handsome military jock from the Midwest. Like I'm from Pennsylvania and I can tell they did the most blah job of writing a Midwestern guy imaginable lol.
This is an objectively fascinating storyline and especially one for someone like Riley who'd been very anti-demon/iffy about that whole end of things. But when I try to extrapolate out what he'd look like a la vampire Willow and Xander I get either "still deeply boring" or "so unhinged about Buffy it makes Spike look normal". So I think for me at least I gotta work on a more fun version of Riley (at least for me, a guy who thinks vengeance demon Anya is a silly lil guy and loves that shit) than is currently extant and then I can better visualize how to put him in situations. Because man, this is a COMPELLING situation to put him in.
I do think it's really funny tho if they still break up and it's not even because he's a creature of the night now, it's still because he's somehow tragically mid or cringe lol.
#train.txt#answered#the vampire riley saga#once you realize joss wasn't the only mean spirited nerd in the writers room you can see how various characters suffer lol#like yeah the west coast petty nerds WOULD think a nice normal dude from iowa is boring and lame as fuck#which is ignoring how midwesterners especially really rural ones can be FUCKING UNHINGED in the most casual ways#i just realized i have a similar sp.u.ffy au but for like a 1800s slayer buffy and human william#like she does the cecily rejection even tho she loves him bc you know... slayer.... and sweet gentle normie...#then he gets vamped they meet up again and convinces her to give them a shot now that he's not defenseless anymore#like it's obviously a very interesting kind of conflict for Buffy to grapple with and given Riley's own background with the initiative#there's a LOT of really compelling and interesting angles to work with.#i need to ascend to a higher plane and conceptualize a riley that isn't lame just so i make him worse <3#literally one of my FAVORITE things in the WORLD is when people get me excited for shit about a chara i'm not even all that interested inlo
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