#HES LIKE A PUPPY OWO

[pwettybbybunny]

HSR men and the chocolate end of ice cream cones

Argenti - Will give you his

Aventurine - Just buy you bundle of just those pieces (idk what they are called)

Blade - Will give you his, really doesn't care

Boothill - Can't even eat ice cream so ╮(￣▽￣"")╭

Caelus - No, won't give you his, will ask for your tho

Dan Heng / Dan Feng - Not really a fan in the first place so yes.

Dr Ratio - He don't like it, but will refuse sometimes, so he won't spoil you too much, will give up real fast if you actually get sad

Gallagher - Also the type to buy you the packs of just end pieces of you like it, not really a fan of ice creams in the first place too.

Gepard - Will give you his if you asked but will have kicked puppy face.

Jiaoqiu - It's bad for your health, but will give you sometimes of he feel like rewarding you

Jing Yuan - nope owo

Luocha - 50/50, and would expect you to do the same

Moze - yes absolutely, doesn't matter if he likes it or not, if you like it, you get it

Sampo - Will steal yours

Sunday - The only thing he will ever refuse to give you or be reluctant if you asked, please let this man have his sweets

Welt - would do a 50/50 share

[xxchaosjojoxx]

OP Men got hit by the truth-truth fruit

A/N: first time writing for Zoro and Killer and i hope you like it. Maybe they are a little ooc but why not owo. Enjoy. I added Zoro for @penkura and Killer for @sheerxfiction to cheer them up. (They always cheer me up with their writing <3)

Sure you could do better than this. You could enjoy the nice weather with your crewmates. Eating some delicious dishes, chilling on deck or even exploring a town when you get a chance to dock on an island. But no, you have to fight this random pirate crew who decides to try to rob you. They were no match for you or the rest of your crew. Every single one was capable enough to defend themself.

As you kicked the weapon away, the big man who sneaked up on you, was retreating. He yelled towards his crew to retreat as well. They jumped on their ship and departed. You could only let out a sigh. Finally you have peace again. As you were about to go back inside to grab a snack you heard some of your crewmates screaming out. You turned around just to see a giant shining orb flying towards you. You couldn’t even try to evade anymore, but that wasn’t necessary at all. As your teammate and long-time crush was standing in front of you, blocking the attack. The orb touched him and he fell on his knees, trying to catch some breath. You couldn’t help but scream his name.

Zoro

“Oh no, Zoro.” As you were about to stand beside him he stood up and looked at you. “Why do I have to fall for a clumsy idiot like you?” He huffed and you couldn’t help but blink. “What? Do I have something on my face?”

You shocked your head and as Zoro heard the laughter of his crew he looked at them with an angry expression. “What’s so funny?”

Lysop and Luffy couldn’t help but laugh louder. Even the rest were smiling. “You just confessed your feelings towards y/n.”

Zoro's face went bright red. “No way…”

You were shyly looking at the ground. “Did you lie back there? And why did you even say it in the first place?”

He looked at you and was shouting. “Why should I lie? Is it so hard to believe that I am capable of loving someone?” He quickly covered his mouth and was sweating by now.

You couldn’t help but look at him with wide eyes. “I didn’t even mean to say it. Chopper help.” Your crewmates were basically rolling over the floor while laughing out loud, except Robin and Chopper. Even Sanji couldn’t help it. “Seems like a devil fruit power…”

Chopper hummed. “I’m not sure if I can do anything about it.”

Robin was still smiling. “Seems like you have to wait til the effect wears off. In the meantime we can ask you some questions, just for fun.”

The day went on as your crewmates asked Zoro all the questions they could think of. Zoro on the other hand tried to hide and fight them off. He wanted to sleep and be alone, especially after he confessed his feelings for you like this. But there was no escape. This crew is way too persistent. “What do you think about Sanji’s Dishes?” - “They are the best things I’ve ever eaten.”

“Do you really hate Sanji?” - “I’m not so sure. But I admit that he is loyal and capable.”

“What color are your underwear?” -” They are mostly black. But I’ve found one with a cute puppy on the backside.”

They just had way too much fun and later on he could retreat towards the crows nest, resting and being alone for once. This was until you climbed up and were sitting beside him.

You smiled at him as you decided to sit down. Zoro broke the silence by looking at you while speaking. “I’m wondering, why don’t you ask me anything? I’m sure you have a lot of questions.”

You looked at him, fiddling with your hands. “I have but, I don’t wanna hear them like that. It wouldn’t be fair.”

“If you wait until the effect wears off, there might be a chance that I will lie to you.”

You nodded. “You will tell me the things when the time is right. I’m sure of it. Plus I’m pretty sure, telling me like that wasn't the best way, right?”

Zoro smiled at you, and your face felt warm. “You’re right. That’s why I like you, I suppose.”

Law

“Law, NO!” You kneeled beside him and tried to support him. “Why didn’t you use your shambles?”

He locked at you with an annoying look on his face.

“Because I was stupid. I can’t think straight when it comes to you.” He blurted out and covered his mouth with his tattooed hands. You tilted your head in confusion, like the rest of your crewmates. “W-Wha...What? Why do you say something like this?”

He tried to shut his mouth, but it was no use. “Isn’t it obvious? It means I like you.”

Again he tried to cover his mouth. He stood up and ran inside the Polar Tang, leaving your crewmates and especially you speechless. Did he just confess his feelings towards you?

“What just happened?” Penguin asked and you could hear them mumbling and rambling, until you heard Jean Bart talking. “I heard of it. This might be the power of the truth-truth-fruit. Everyone who got hit by it, needs to be absolutely honest for the next 48 hours.”

“So we just need to wait 48 hours? Doesn’t seem like a useful ability, I mean that even won’t harm people.” Shachi said with a grin but Hakugan shook his head. “I wouldn’t say it like that. Being absolutely honest, could harm people. Captain is not in the right mind to lie but he can’t stop himself from speaking as well.”

Ikkaku nodded. “Hearing the truth is not always the best. It might be pretty hurtful to hear some things. Plus it can create chaos, as you can see.” She said and was looking towards you.

As time passed, Penguin, Shachi and Bepo tried talking to Captain. But he was shutting himself inside his room. Telling them to “shut up for once, you guys annoy me sometimes” even so he didn’t mean it that way. He knew what was wrong, they told him. And he also knew that they tried to comfort him. “Please just leave me alone. I can’t control myself right now. I don’t wanna say things that might hurt you. Please leave me be at least til the effect wears off.”

“Especially Y/N?” Penguin asks and he could hear law groaning on the other side of the room. “I’d love to see her.”

“So that’s a ‘Yes, Y/N shouldn’t be near me for the next 2 days’, got it captain.”

Shachi said with a little laugh.

Of course you knew it would be better to leave him alone, but you wanted to know if he really was honest with you back there. Did he really like you? Like more than a friend perhaps? You need to know and you were sneaking towards his room. With a gentle knock on his door, you got his attention. “If that’s food, you can leave it here. I’m not that hungry right now.”

“It’s me, captain.” - “Y/N I am happy to hear your voice, but I thought we said, no visits.”

You gulped. “Yeah but I need to confirm something.”

“And what is it?”

“Do you really like me?”

It was silent for a second. “To be honest, I love you.”

You felt a blush on your cheeks. “W-Why didn’t you say so sooner?”

“Because I’m afraid that I might lose you, if I show you how I really feel. No matter if you reciprocate my feelings or not. I already lost way too many people I love.”

“Would it change anything If I would say that I love you too?”

“Y/N, leave please otherwise I can’t control myself.”

“You don’t have to be afraid. I will stand by your side and protect you no matter what.”

“That’s not the problem.”

Before you could ask him what he means by that, he shambled you right in his arms. Hugging you tightly. “If you really love me as well, how can I ever let you go?”

“L-Law” you said while stuttering. “You don’t mean it like that…right?”

He looked at me with his golden eyes and smiled softly. “I could never lie to you. Especially not now. And I really wanna kiss you right now.”

Penguin

“Penguin, hey. Why did you do something stupid like that?”

You shaked his shoulders. Suddenly Penguin was looking at you and smiled. “Because I am stupidly in love with you.”

“There’s no time for jokes. You could’ve died.”

“I will die without your love.” You blinked a few times.

“Are you nuts or did you hit your head?”

“I’m completely honest there. I can’t stop it.”

While you two were arguing back and forth, Law was scanning him. “Seems like he is right. Hey Penguin, did you steal Shachi’s sandwich last night?”

Law knew Penguin did it, and this was the fastest way to confirm that he got hit by a devil fruit ability.

Shachi asked him this morning and he denied it.

“Yeah and it was the best sandwich he ever made.”

Shachi went over to him and punched him on the head. “I KNEW IT!”

“What’s going on here, Law?” You asked and Law smirked. “Seems like Penguin can’t help but tell the truth. I could try to remove this effect, but I am sure it will only last for a few hours anyways. Plus I might be interested in hearing some truthful answers. Like what happened a few months ago in the surgery room.”

He glared at Shachi and Penguin. “Like we said, captain. Nothing.” Penguin tried to speak but Shachi covered his mouth. They fought for a few minutes, til Penguin could speak freely. “We played hide & seek. And we bribed Bepo with ice cream so he wouldn’t tell you.”

Let’s say the following minutes were pretty interesting, while Shachi and Penguin got enough lectures for a whole month.

When dinner was ready you were looking at Penguin. “Say Penguin… are you really in love with me?” You had a blush on your face and even Penguin couldn’t help but blush.

“Of course I am. It’s so hard not to fall in love with you. You are so pretty and funny and I wanna shower you with all the love and praise that I could ever get you, but I want someone to punch me so hard, so I could be knocked out. I feel pretty embarrassed now to be honest. If you keep looking at me like that, I have to jump on the desk and kiss you.”

You couldn’t help but stare at him in disbelief. Your face felt hot and you couldn't comprehend everything he said. “Cringe, dude.” Shachi said and smacked him.

“Thanks Shach.” Penguin sighed while the rest of your crew snickered.

He was looking at him directly and you could see his eyes clearly. “Is it ok for you, if I jump on the desk to kiss you?” He asked and waited for an answer. The moment you nodded and he was about to jump, Law was kicking him mid air. “First of all, we want to eat in peace and not seeing you two lovebirds. Second, don’t jump and stand on a desk.” You rushed over to him and gently touched his head. “I guess you knocked him out for good, captain.” You said and were glad that he returns your feelings. And maybe you can ask him on a date whenever he wakes up again.

Killer

“Killer. Is everything ok?” He turned his head towards you and nodded while standing up. “Yeah, despite the fact I need to shit.”

It was silent for a while. “What?” you asked in disbelief. “I ate too much of this chili and now I need to shit. I wanted to go earlier but then these idiots attacked us.”

You blinked. Your captain Kid was the one who broke this weird atmosphere. “Haha Killer. Did you finally realize saying everything out loud is the best way?”

Killer looked at him. “It’s not, but I was just answering y/n question.”

Kid groaned at him. “You’re not fun at all.”

You touched his arms. “Are you really ok? You seem different right now?”

He gently held your hand and you couldn’t help but blush.

“I’m glad that I was able to protect you.”

You gulped. You were pretty sure that something was different so you decided to ask him once more.

“Why did you protect me in the first place?”

Killer tilted his head, while caressing your hand with his thumb.

“Why shouldn’t I protect the person I adore?”

“YOu … adore me?”

He nodded. "Yeah, of course." I tried many times to approach you, but I guess I was too afraid.”

Kid was yelling. “The fuck is wrong with you? Can you stop this lovey-dovey shit? That’s disturbing.”

“The only thing that’s disturbing is the way you speak Eustass.” Killer said calmly and your crew was busy enough to hold back your captain, who was about to rage.

You couldn’t help but stare at your raging captain. The only things you could hear were words, you didn’t even know til now.

“I can’t stop answering with the truth it seems.”

Killer said with a calm tone as you looked at him again.

“While I’m in this state I should probably do it now. Say, y/n, would you be interested in going on a date with me the next time we dock on an island? I would love to treat you to a nice dinner and a walk afterwards.”

While Kid screamed and yelled things like “Are you fucking kidding me? I thought your name is ‘Killer’ not ‘Vanilla Boy’ you asshole” you nodded and smiled lightly at him. “I would love to, to be honest with you.”

“I’m glad.” He said and released your hand. “If you excuse me. I really need to use the bathroom and maybe let Kid punch me after this for once.”

[bumblehoneybee]

Ngl, if peanuts hates getting bathed DogDay would totally join Y/N in bathing the dog with the most smug look on his face I can just imagine it

Interloper: Rub a Dub Dub

"Owo!" Peanuts squeaks, using his best puppy dog eyes (or more really, eye) on Dogday. He is not moved by it. "Owoooooo!"

"Owo all you want," your voice echoes over the rush of the filling tub, "but you will not deter your fate! It's bath time, stinky man."

"Stinky man." Dogday agrees, a certain kind of delight curling in his chest as Peanuts cries in dismay. "Smelly bastard."

"Hey." You say, giving Dogday a halfhearted smack on the side. "Be nice." Peanuts warbles a sad noise to you. "You do stink, though. Maybe stop playing in the garbage and you won't have to get as many baths."

The tub is filled, water warm and full of bubbles. Dogday carefully kneels down next to you, but when you hold out your hands for Peanuts, he merely drops the toy into the suds.

Your scolding is covered by the noise Peanuts makes. Despite not drowning (the tub isn't even half full), Peanuts pathetically paddles his paws like he can't swim. He can't, but there's no need.

It takes a few kisses and hugs to calm Peanuts, but you manage, like you always do. Peanuts looks extra pathetic getting scrubbed with soaps and held up to be properly cleaned.

Dogday takes a bit more delight in how Peanuts warbles to him, belly being rubbed by you. It's not fun, being washed, but this is how it is.

Perhaps if Peanuts wasn't such a little shit, Dogday would have more sympathy. But Peanuts isn't, so Dogday doesn't.

"Don't eat the soap." You say, holding your hand of shampoo out of reach. Peanuts manages to lick some up anyway while you're focused on its ears. A hiccup, and bubbles float up into the air. "Silly."

Peanuts turns to him, so very sad.

Dogday feels a bit of sympathy. It ends when Peanuts splashes water into his face. Dogday dumps a cup of water over the damn thing's head in revenge.

"All done!" You sing, having not saw the small water war. The moment you lift Peanuts out of the bath, it begins shivering and whining. "Aw, poor baby! So cold!"

"He's faking it." Dogday scoffs.

"Even if he is, I'm not gonna say no to cuddles." You remark, bundling the toy into a fluffy towel. Peanuts sighs happily once held against your chest, your kisses upon his head. "Here, hold him while I clean up."

Dogday doesn't get to protest before you've placed the bundled Peanuts into his arms. Peanuts looks up at him. Dogday looks back.

With a huff, Peanuts snuggles into Dogday's chest, apparently fine with the arrangement so long as it's getting held.

"Owooo."

"I'm not kissing you."

[convxction]

"She even snatched yours?" a heaved sigh escaped his lips. Great. If she took even Zech's boots, nothing can stop her from taking his. "How do you usually find them?" he looks around, looking for clues. "Last time, she was happily wagging her tails at me to let me know she took it. Is she hiding?"

"You can have yours back just as soon as I find mine." Yes, Zech looks equally unimpressed with the situation. It would seem ZZ has absconded with his boots as well. Normally they'd be in a little corner somewhere nearby, but she's hidden them well this time. Not to mention that she's hidden herself in much the same fashion. Someone knows she's been a bad girl, apparently.

[crazyaboutto]

Season 1 Saladriel Romcom + Sauron Comedy Part 4

Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3

Sadly this is gonna be the final part 🥲

He is such a dedicated dramatic Maia that he waited hours with fake injury so he could be found 🤣🤣🤣 I'm just imagining him changing to different locations because no one was able to find him.

Look at him faking his injury for Galadriel’s attention and possibly to go to Lindon. Bet he was first mad that his second coronation got interrupted by Adar again.

He is giving her bedroom eyes lmao Kiss it better Galadriel 🤣🤣

He sure is enjoying Galadriel's attention by acting "owo I got hurt 🤕" and little gasps as she touches him 🤣

He really should be comedian. asdfgh what he means is that he will not let Adar have the lands. I also understand him being a control freak and all

How can he say this with straight face while also feigning injury ✨✨ a laughing track here wouldn't be out of place

Then there is this nod and tilting side of their mouths for smile. He looks like it's the first time he's using that muscle lmao

Again another dedicated performance with limping and acting as if it hurts to move. He sure knows his wounded, messy hair and ragtag clothes have an effect on Galadriel

She looks fantastic. Little dog adds to her aura

Just thinking how Sauron would need to continue his act of wounded puppy who didn't rest for a week without proper medical care. Bet this last one hurt his pride, bouncing on horse. Was he thinking this would make him look even more pathetic to earn more pity points and attention from Galadriel?

He forgot to add his injury here as well as scar from it but Galadriel was too distracted with Sauron tiddies to notice that

How he is not cracking up when he says things like this:

The irony of everything he's saying 🤣🤣🤣Bet he's laughing internally for elves working with him, Sauron

He can just say his name but nope, he has to have a flair. You can just say your name, pal

Manipulate masplain manwhore while rizzing her

Alas, earlier episodes had such fun moments. With 10 episodes we could have gotten more of them but sadly that's not the case. At least we have fanfics and arts to make up for it.

We deserved more sassy Sauron

[apomaro-mellow]

Matchmaking Harringtons 5

This one's a little shorter as we gear up for the final part!

Steve woke up on a warm day near the end of June to see his mother sitting at the table, making calls while his father was out back, doing inventory on his grill supplies.

He went over to the pantry to get some cereal, listening in on his mother's very loud conversation. She was inviting people... family... Aunt Elaine?...

By the time Steve got his bowl, cereal and milk and spoon, he figured that his parents were making preparations for a 4th of July barbecue. Smiling to herself, Diane hung up and made a note in her planner.

"So, the family's getting together for the 4th. It'll be us, your Aunt Elaine and her family for sure. I still need to call the rest. But your grandparents will be there too."

"Okay, sounds fun." A nice cookout with family that he hadn't seen since last summer.

"Oh and they're just so excited to meet Eddie."

Steve sputtered and milk dribbled down his chin. "You told them about Eddie?! About how I-I'm...?"

"No, not yet. But I told Elaine that you might have someone special to introduce everyone to, you know, if Eddie wanted to come and I don't know why he wouldn't..."

"You know why he wouldn't", Steve said.

Diane put on an exaggerated pout and batted her eyelashes.

"Mom...", he sighed.

She let out a little whimper like a sad puppy.

"You are a grown woman", Steve pointed out. "And you're setting a bad example for your son."

Jonas came in, shielding his eyes with his hand as he walked by. "I heard the pouting from outside, whatever it is, just give it to her."

"You're enabling her", Steve said.

"I bet Eddie gives you everything when you show this face. You inherited it from me", Diane said.

Steve let out another heavy sigh. "Alright, I'll ask him if he wants to come."

"You're bringing Eddie to the barbecue?", Jonas asked.

"Apparently everyone will want to meet him, despite not knowing of his existence yet."

"It's not like we're asking him to come to cotillion-"

"Which he's years late to", Steve said.

"Or to escort you to a debutante-"

"I still think your dad's sore that Steve didn't go to one", Jonas said.

"And why would Eddie be escorting me? Why am I not escorting him?"

"You know, we had a similar question regarding your wedding", Jonas said, completely missing the 'cutting' motion his wife was making.

"My what?!"

"Just as a hypothetical", Diane said quickly.

Steve played with his cereal. "You guys get me a boyfriend...you want him to meet the family...why does it feel like you've got a church picked out for August?"

"Who said we got you a boyfriend?", Diane asked at the same time Jonas said, "Who'd get married in August?"

"Eddie told me how you guys 'orchestrated' this whole thing", Steve said. "Thanks for the vote of confidence."

"It had nothing to do with your confidence Steve. We just wanted to help however we could", Diane said.

"So...you guys really like Eddie?"

"Like him? He's great", Jonas said. "A little odd, but that's what makes people interesting."

Diane smiled. "He has such interesting opinions, I could talk with him for hours. Actually, who does his hair? I would love to take him to the salon and-"

"Whoa there, if I didn't know better, I'd think you two were in love with Eddie", Steve said as he stood and took his empty bowl to the sink.

"Oh, is it wrong to adore our son's boyfriend?", Diane teased.

Steve kept his back to them, his silence betraying the redness in his face right now. He didn't point out that his parents were never this welcoming towards any of his past girlfriends. He knew there was something different about Eddie, and they knew it too. He was definitely 'long-term, introduce to extended family' material.

Part 7

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[kamimammy]

Vanitas to Roland:I told you before,as if anyone would fall for someone like me...

*from the third floor jumps Dominique throwing rose petals everywhere*

Domi:Vanitas I have fallen for you!

Vanitas:..O.O

Roland:...D:

Vanitas:what the fuck fema-...

*the sound of a crashing window then besides Domi falls Noe*

Noe:Vanitas! let me show you my affections!

Roland:...owo

Vanitas:have you two lost your mi-..

*explosions in the distance getting louder,then from the sky Jeanne appears*

Jeanne:VANITAS,MARRY ME!

Roland:..:D

Noe:get in fucking line Jeanne!

*Dante just arrived out of breath*

Dante:Quack I will be your mistress if you marry the hellfire witch!

Domi:you want to fucking go Dante?!

Roland:wait I wanna join!

Jeanne:YOU ALL GO BACK HE IS MINE,HE HAS MY MARK

Noe:YOU CANT CALL DIBS JEANNE,THATS UNFAIR!

*Noe and Jeanne fighting while Domi chocke holds Dante and Roland prepares to fight too*

Vanitas:YOU FUCKERS YOU ARE FULL OF IT

Everyone:full of love for you!

Vanitas:whose idea was this?

Noe:mine! :D

Jeanne:I helped!

Noe:fight me Jeanne!

Jeanne:it's you and me Noe,the rest don't stand a chance!

The rest:HEY!

Vanitas:OKEY OKEY I GOT IT.......you are all demented,you can stop now.

*everyone doing puppy eyes*

Vanitas:I will not marry any of you....

Vanitas:.....

Vanitas:okey maybe Jeanne

Jeanne:YES

The rest:booooooooooo

[emelinstriker]

To use uno card, he needs to catch them first 😋

Reader knows that the shock will stop Wukong only for a moment and they can't really outrun Wukong, but notices a familiar figure that might just help them out.

Reader: Macaque! *they call out, barely stopping fast enough to not run into him*

Macaque: Reader!

Reader: Can you teleport me? *asks urgently*

Macaque: Yeah, but why though? *asks confused but a sec away from doing what he was asked for*

Reader: No time to explain now, later will be. C'mon Mac, please ^insert sad puppy eyes there^ *readers takes Macaque's hands spinning them around so he won't notice Wukong who just walked out from behind the corner*

Macaque: Okay! *and right before Wukong caught up to them they were already gone behind the dark portal*

Wukong: ...Macaaque!

Six Eared simian's ears flinched when he heard his brother's yell.

Macaque: Damn, what did you do to him? *he asks cuddling his master on the flower bed, under the nice sunny weather*

Reader: Just teased him a little :3 *reader picks up a flower and puts it behind his ear* I'll need you to help me avoid him for the rest of the day, though. Are you up for the task?

Macaque: Sure! *he answers eagerly, his tail wagging, though his enthusiasm quickly evaporates when he hears his brother causing chaos back in the palace* But you're protecting me afterwards, right?

Reader: Of course! Thank you Mac you're the best! *reader hugs him tightly and peppers kisses on his cheek*

Ups, this got long, sorry🥲

For clarification of how they are sitting:

I feel like reader will have a lot of apologizing to do after the game huh?

I just love how y'all are basically writing up your own lil fanfics in my inbox- Always nice to read em fdhgnfdhgnfdhgdf also WHOLESOME FLUFF owo

[senjuushi]

hi i’m the nonnie who asked about bathroom kinks. so since it’s okay,

how would siegblut belga ninety and kirsch react if their master bought them some really nice clothes and they had an accident while wearing it.

feel free to ignore if it makes you uncomfortable haha

There's something fun about analyzing kinks that I'm not personally into well enough to write them y'know? ...soooo this kind of ask is fine! owo I hope this turns out entertaining for you, anon~

. . .

Siegblut

After an accident, Siegblut is so consumed by shame that rational thought gets completely shoved aside. Even if the clothes were from you, he'd rather destroy the evidence of his failure and face your disappointment than let anyone find out what happened. He'd rather die than let his Master know about such a humiliating mistake— thus, any questions about the clothes are met with his usual defense of a nasty attitude and violent denial.

Belga

The mess itself doesn't bother him much (Belga isn't exactly concerned with being dirty at the best of times), but he's wet, he's uncomfortable, and he knows you're going to yell at him for fucking up the special clothes you gave him— and that's enough to have him sobbing. It's your fault for thinking he should wear such nice things in the first place! Don't you know he's too stupid to be trusted with anything important? It's that kind of tantrum.

Ninety

Dogs have accidents plenty (and Ninety himself has a history of that problem when he's really scared), so that on its own wouldn't bother him too much— aside from fearing how he'll be punished for it, of course. But this is different. He got the nice things you gave him dirty, and that's far more distressing than any personal shame about the accident. Assuming he deserves the discomfort of it, he'll sit in his own mess and tremble like a scolded puppy.

Kirsch

As soon as he realizes what's happening, Kirsch panics. You went out of your way to spoil him with pretty clothes, and he's so dirty and bad that all he does to thank you is ruin them. If he could think clearly enough to manage it, he'd strip off the clothes and scrub himself red and raw trying to get rid of the filth before you can notice it— but with how badly he's spiraled, all he can do is crumple to the ground and cry himself sick until you find him.

[mintytealfox]

*walks in like a goblin* owo so I just thought of this for male! Alice and Norton but I would think the drug would make Norton act like fool's gold (which in my opinion is a mix of threatening and flirty which would confused the heck out of anyone like you want to kill me or date me) form time to time a switch he can't really turn off sadly like Ace(male!Alice name because I couldn't think a better name) would be working on a ciphers next thing he knows pin by 'norton'

-WHEEEZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE- OH NO LOOOOOOOOOOLL

LOL The one time Male!Alice is NOT impressed with Norton is when he acts like that outside of Fool's Gold form HAHAHAHA

Male!Alice is pinned:

"Do I need to knock sense into you or are words going to be enough?" Fool's Gold in human form: "..........." -sad puppy noises- "you don't mind when I am in my actual form" ;; Male!Alice: "That is because you would be the hunter, concentrating on me, and not punching people~"

-Fool's Gold in human form thinking for a moment then grins- ".......alright touché~" -starts leaving to go harass the hunter- "later though~"

Male!Alice: "heh, sure sure"

[ryuichirou]

Replies

Some replies! About our Crewel/Deuce art from yesterday + other TWST-related things (and one about OHSHC).

Anonymous asked:

nothing really special to say, but i wanted to let you know that your art has been helping me to draw more!! (´｡• ᵕ •��`) ♡ i have a big issue of hating my art, but seeing your passion for your work motivates me to work through it so i can get good at it instead of giving up, so thank you a lot i love what you do!!!!

Anon, this is so sweet ;w; I am so happy to hear that my work motivates you, it truly means a lot! I hope you’ll keep drawing and will enjoy the process of creating art more and more with every new sketch. Passion is one of the most important things when it comes to any kind of art.

Thank you! This is honestly one of the best things to hear.

icedefloweringtornado asked:

I have your blog set to notifications so all I see a lot of the time is the limited description. Today's 'good boy' had me just all oh is it going to be Idia? One of my hearts boys? Deuce. The goodest not goodest boy.

First of all, ahhh thank you so much for having notifications on, this is so nice of you!

Second of all, yeah, there are a lot of pretty good boys in twst lol some of them are only good when they are being bullied (Idia)… and some of them are the goodest not goodest like Deucey <3

Anonymous asked:

Your latest post?? Deuce/Crewel art has actually made my brain explode. I feel like a fool for not even thinking of them as a ship. You (plural) truly do just have the best takes in this fandom.

Deuce, the bad-boy-trying-to-be-good has always struck me as someone very, very eager to please. Then you have Crewel, the strict professor who puts students' in their place with a little *too* much abuse of power. The unequal power dynamics of professor and student? Delicious.

Lowkey, I imagine Deuce would be so used to obeying "commands" at some point another student would just say a command jokingly and Deuce automatically follows the command without second thought before realizing what the hell he is doing.

Thank you so much, Anon!! Whenever I draw these two, we think about how the hell did it take us this long to consider this ship. They are so horrible (=amazing) together… It feels so obvious, and yet…

Deuce is super eager to please and naive enough to be lured into something very dangerous. It’s so fun that he is genuinely trying, but somehow he still ends up in iffy situations. But it’s one thing when it’s Ace’s antics that put him in trouble, but Divus abusing his power is a whole other can of worms. There is no authority figure to help Deuce out this time. It’s super imbalanced, and Deuce is way too easy to take advantage of. Perfection :”)

Ohh, but well-trained puppy Deuce reacting to a command said by some other student…. A pavlovian response 😭 Let’s hope this is just “sit” or “paw” or something and not something spicier…

Anonymous asked:

AAAA THE CREWDEUCE 😍😍💞💞💞 THANK YOU RYUU FOR THE FOOD!!!!!! We need more Sensei ships up in here TBH

You’re very welcome and thank youuu!! Totally agree!

irregardlessly-tish asked:

I began the Glorious Mascarade event and every new facet of Rook's personality and identity is just... What even is this guy? He was just speaking some French words as he always does and someone else said "oh yeah, you're from this area right?" and he's like "No, I'm from the Savanna :)". So, you're telling me he's a fake? A poser? Some kind of weeb but for twisted France instead of Japan??? All this time he's been just the equivalent of someone being "omg >w< that's so kawaii desu ne~ owo!!". I always knew he was a freak and a weirdo (lovingly), I just didn't consider the extent of it... He's a normal weeb, all the signs were there with his idol obsessions... I was just too blind to see...

Ohh, I hope you’re enjoying it, Tish! It’s one of the best events, in my opinion.

“What even is this guy” IS SUCH A GOOD WAY TO DESCRIBE ROOK LOL The more you learn about him, the more questions you get: the fuck do you mean “I’m from Savanna”??? Your family does what for a living??? You can do what with your body??? It’s always like that with him. Even though he is very honest, he is also so fucking fake in a lot of ways. He really is just a Twisted France weeb …

I really wonder what made him love French so much. But then again, I feel like if we learn the reason behind it, it’ll leave us with 5 more questions about this weirdo lol

Anonymous asked:

i know you said the shadows in the deuce and epel skirt art belong to mobs but hear me out…it the other freshmen…freshmen gangbang

(this is about this drawing)

Very valid thought, Anon, I honestly wouldn’t be surprised with how horny some of the other freshmen students are… I feel like if you leave the freshmen all alone unattended, at some point this is the scenario that they are going to end up in.

Anonymous asked:

Random, but imagine a Scott pilgrim AU, but with Twist:

Oh, you want to date, Idia? Then you'll have to beat his 7 evil exes: Azul, the Tweels, Lilia, Sebek, Ortho, Eliza.

((Not sure if you heard/read Ghost's marriage event, but this is where Eliza appeared. Basically, she had an obsession with Idia, lmao))

Anon! This is a very good idea, and funny thing is, we had a sketch about Idia and his 7 evil exes lol I can’t post it here because it’s ko-fi exclusive (if you have access to our ko-fi, here is the post link; sorry, the access to one specific post can’t be purchased separately), but yeah this is basically this line-up minus Eliza, plus Trey. Ace plays Scott’s role… poor Idia, it’s probably so weird for him to be the manic pixie dream boy with 7 exes, he has no fucking clue how he ended up like this.

(Haven’t watched Ghost marriage yet, but I’m excited about it; we’re saving it for later just because it’s guaranteed to be a great even for us lol)

Anonymous asked:

smth I'm just curious Abt, have you seen/heard of ohshc??

Yes, of course! OHSHC was one of the titles we watched back in middle school even before we met each other, so it’s been a while… and it’s been a while since our last rewatch of it…

But still, it’s an amazing comedy that we quote a lot to this day. Theatre of (Tamaki’s) Mind, Homosexual supporting cast, I’m making a hamster home; all of it is so stupid and lovely lol

We tried to find the latest sketch of Tamaki and Kyoya from several years ago, but holy shit we don’t remember the year we drew it lol so I guess no sketches! Well, a reason to draw it all over now that my art looks better anyway.

[toodlesxnoodlesrq]

Hello! Haii! >O< Introduction post :3

My name is Toodles ^_^

She/her pronouns OwO

Cis-IDs: dissociative identity disorder, plural, traumagenic, fictive, AVPD, trauma holder, system little, ADHD, harmed, proship, comshipper

Tri-IDs: ADHD, harmed

Trans-IDs: transADHD, transharmless, transchildhoodinoccence, transmute, transhalfblind, transprostheticleg, transfailedservicedog, transpuppy, transharmed

Perma-IDs: permaeightyearsold, permakid, permahyper

Null-IDs: nullhypersexuality, nullparanoia, nulltriggers, nullASD, nullchronicillness

Schrodinger-IDs: RAMCOA survivor (I have really bad flashbacks, but I don't know if they're real... they feel really real, but idk)

Do not ask for pictures of the body, I have been told I'm never allowed under any circumstances to share photos o.O

I can't front without co-fronting -n- I tried fronting by myself once and um... let's just say there's definitely a reason I'm not allowed to front on my own (_ _*)

When I'm fronting there's a high chance that Dandy or Buttercup is co fronting ^^

Buttercup is one of our only known fully-animal alters :3 He's a really cute puppy. Buttercup is a golden retriever. I like to call him buddy. (≧∀≦)

Please send in asks! :D I wanna talk to people, pleaseeee

[cheemken]

sir... may i humbly request for more pokemon hcs... a small crumb wld do...

OFC BFMDNDK

But like majority of my hcs are of the champions so I hope that'll be cool w you hahaha

Anyways owo

•Hc ages, Wallace, Geeta, and Lance are both around 32-35 (Lance is the older one between them). Steven, Cynthia, Diantha, and Leon are all around 28-31 (Leon is the younger one, Diantha is the oldest between em). Hau is 15 and Iris is 17

-I have Hau as my Alola champion bc idk I think he deserves it hahah

•Diantha and Lance are easily susceptible of Iris' and Hau's puppy eyes and get dragged into their hijinks

-the ones who can somewhat resits them are Wallace, Geeta, and Steven

-Cynthia is an enabler, and Leon somehow knows when to say no to their shenanigans bc he has experience as an older brother

•the other champions are honestly a bit unnerved by Geeta, she knows this too but made no effort to change it, she thinks it's entertaining

-the others just try to keep up w her for Diantha

-Lance couldn't tho, Geeta just gets on his nerves and vice verse, tho the two do try to get along for Diantha

-its honestly very comical cause one second they're almost killing each other and the second Diantha walks in they'd both stop and laugh and smile w each other bc they know Dia would get sad if they fight 

•they all have their own little group chat and it's honestly just Steven setting up the dates for their meet ups and Cynthia and Wallace at each other's throats

-Diantha just loves the drama going on between those two, she thinks their petty arguments are entertaining

•Hau and Iris have this solidarity of being raised by their own respective grandfather

-Iris helps Hau cope w it, that at least there's still people who loves them, and hey they're family now too, together w the other champions

-theyre siblings to me your honour pls they mean so much to me

•Steven cherishes the other champions so much because it's the first ever friend group he has that doesn't make fun of him for his love of rare stones

-its really the only friend group he has that doesn't make fun of anything about him in general

-also the only friend group that doesn't use his status as heir to the Devon Corp for the fame and fortune

•Geeta almost doesn't have any concept of empathy whatsoever so her actions seems like she's being an asshole

-she's trying not to be, really, but that's just how she grew up and hey at least they're kinda trying?? To help her??

-well, she's really not like that w Diantha, or rather she feels more empathy solely for Diantha, and to the others that's better than nothing

•out of the public eye, Diantha isn't as elegant of a trainer as people perceived her to be

-i would ramble abt this but it'll be long na so hey send another ask if you want hahah

•other than their native languages and the universal languages Unovan and Galarian, there are a few champions that are fluent in other languages 

-Wallace can speak two other languages, Kalosian and Sinnohan

-Diantha can speak three, as it's often part of an act or she was taught back then, with those being: Paldean, Ransean, and Sinnohan

-surprisingly, Hau also knows three, altho he can't speak some of them, with those being: Kantonian, Hoennian, and Orrean

-Geeta can speak Kalosian and a little bit of Almian

-spare me tho, I made own adjectives for the other regions since there's nothing much abt em in the wikipage

Anyways I think that's long enough before I really start rambling so hey how you like it hahaha

[tiniergrl]

꒰🩷🫧꒱ ωeird buka headcan𑄝ns owo:

he l𑄝ves hatsune miku n screamed at a hatsune miku c𑄝ncert ^_^. he 𑄝nce mixed ment𑄝s n c𑄝ke t𑄝gether in his st𑄝mach n he ωas rushed 2 da h𑄝spital :3. he l𑄝ves d𑄝gs n pets them every time he sees them nearby :D. he uses emojis like: 👾🎶🦅💀😈🐶🔪🩸🎀💌🎤🎧🎹🎼

pup sings kara𑄝ke in his r𑄝𑄝m secretly but every𑄝ne c𑄝uld hear him. he's p𑄝ly n gay :3

he uses xen𑄝genders n ka𑄝mojis s𑄝metimes :p

pup's gender ish transfem, bigender n masc :D

pr𑄝n𑄝uns r he/pup :3

he 𑄝nce punched a baby n ωas sent 2 jail :3

pup has a groωlinf stim :p

he has puppy gear in pup's r𑄝𑄝m ^^

pup n d𑄝br𑄝 r bffz :3

pup easily gets 𑄝verstressed n bec𑄝mes mute ωhen upset :c

pup hates cheppy cuz cheppy ish a stalker 2 him :p

[vanillaxoshi]

Tutoring:

“You look exhausted”

“Ugh! Tell me about it!”

“How did your study session go??”

Cahaya sighs at other’s question while he remembers the events of whole day

Flashback

With Fang, Gopal, Petir and Tanah:-

“Gopal either study or die. Just stop whining!”

Cahaya said that to an already crying Gopal who had not stop grieving on the fact that why their teacher had to give them fifty maths questions as homework 

“Cahaya that’s rude! Don’t say like that!” scolded Tanah

“Fine” said Cahaya with an eye roll

“And I am done!” saying so Fang closed his maths notebook

“Eh! That fast!” 

“I am just that good!!” 

Cahaya takes a look at Fang’s books and then looks at him with a deadpan expression who was still speaking to Tanah

“You did exercise 4 questions in place of exercise 5”

“WHAT!!!” 

Fang takes his books and looks at them. No sooner his face turns pale (Us Fang us 🤧 I do this mistake few times as well making me do my homework twice)

“Deh! Serves you right!” exclaimed Gopal with a smirk

“It’s ok we still have time! We can do it Fang” said Tanah in reassurance 

Cahaya shakes his head and looks at Petir who was silently struggling with a question 

“Your approach is correct but in the formula it’s minus not plus” he said while pointing at the formula

Petir nods and corrects it

“If you are having problem then tell me” 

“I don’t have any problems”

“Yeah sure! Your previous question answered a lot”

Petir ignores Cahaya’s rant and focuses on next question 

‘Just if he was not my brother I would have- ugh!!’ thought Cahaya with an imaginary cross on his head while fisting his palm to restrain his anger. Tanah pats his back to calm him down.

With Api and Air:-

“This is so tough!” exclaimed Api with a frustrated sigh

“Stop complaining and just follow the steps I told you (pointing at a calculation) see here you have done multiplication mistake” 

‘Besides it’s the easiest question’ thought Cahaya

“Fine!!” 

“And Air atleast do some questions or else you will be in trouble” said Cahaya turning to Air with a sweat drop who was still sleeping over his books

Air groans a little hugging his plushie tighter while pushing his notebook forward 

“I did it already”

“That fast?!?” 

Cahaya looks at his notebook, all questions were solved correctly 

“When the hell did he do that?!!!” muttered Cahaya 

“Did you just curse” asked Api with a mischievous grin

“No I didn’t”

“I heard”

“It was you!”

“How the hell was it me!”

“Just like that!”

“Shut the f*** up!”

“Who cursed?!” Tanah asked as he entered the room with a terrifying aura

“Him” saying so both of them pointed at each other 

Tanah narrows his eyes at them

Smack! Smack!

After sometime~

“Sunshine did I do it correctly?” saying so Daun showed his answer to Cahaya who was rubbing his bump

“Yeah! That’s correct Daun! I think you should move on to next exercise”

“Okie” exclaimed Daun with a bright face, “Also why did Tanah hit you and Api OwO?”

“Not really important” 

Angin nudges Air who was lying beside them

“They both cursed, Tanah heard” 

“Ohhh” 

Api had finished more than half of his homework so he went to prank Gopal with Yaya’s biscuits 

“Use this formula to get answer easily” said Cahaya pointing at summation of sequence formula 

“Ohhhh got it!!” saying so Daun starts to work on it excitedly 

“Clinging on my arm won’t make me do your homework Angin” said Cahaya trying to pull off his brother

“C’mon~ you’re my smart, handsome, amazing, baby brother~”

“You really think that’s helping?!”

“I will let you try my hoverboard~ you always wanted to fly high~”

“I can fly higher using my powers”

“That won’t give you the feeling~”

“You suck at bribing”

“C’mon~” (puppy dog eyes)

Cahaya sighs. He takes Angin’s maths textbook and hands it over to him

“Do twenty questions in next ten minutes” 

“What??!!!!???”

“Do it” saying so Cahaya pushes the book on Angin’s face

“That’s a lot!!”

“Time’s running! If you do it, I will finish your maths homework”

“What?!?”

And at last, Angin was only able to do five questions, making Cahaya smirk and help him with rest of his homework

Flashback ends 

“It was….ok”

“Rough day I see”

“Anyways as per the promise, I m here to help you out with that driller of yours!”

“It’s not a driller Haya” saying so he facepalmed

“Well they look similar”

“I would suggest you to rest, you look tired. We can do this tomorrow”

“But-“

“HAYA!!!” Angin smashed the automatic doors of the room at side startling both the occupants 

“A-Angin” 

“Tanah called you and Nut for dinner!!!”

‘So he’s the person who broke almost all the doors at Tapops? I was blaming Admiral for nothing’ thought Nut sweat dropping at Angin 

“O-oh we’re coming!” 

“I won’t be able too, I have some work at Tempur A so I will have my dinner there itself with some old friends” 

“Have fun Nut!!”

“Thanks Angin, I bid you guys Adios” saying so Nut left leaving the brothers alone

“Woah! Nut is good with literature!!”

“Kinda I was helping him to read some Shakespeare stories he got interested in recently”

“Anyways let’s go Haya!!”

“Angin!!! Stop pulling me!”

“Not until you ask nicely”

“Urgh!! I will blast you off with my tembakan cahaya”

“That won’t scare me little brother~”

After sometime~

“Haya?” Angin whispered as he sneaked in Cahaya’s shared bedroom only to find him sleeping on his desk with a night lamp on and his brothers snoring on their respective beds. Angin giggles slightly and walks up to Cahaya, he moves his white t-shirt slightly off his shoulders and apply pain reliving ointment. Apparently he had seen him massaging his shoulders and cracking them while eating. After doing his job, Angin uses his power and makes Cahaya lie on bed and covers him with blanket. He rubs his head gently and grins slightly, “sleep well my baby brother”

Besides Xoshi Tanah took your advise into consideration :) in next one shot, he’s gonna cook with his brothers to find out where they are lacking and teach them

Cahaya's more nicer in tutoring here than other fics, but still is equally tired

Bro Tanah, everyone would swear please dont smack my boys 😔

And awwww Angin tucking him in thats so cute, and its so random he breaks automatic doors, bro doesnt know how to just step down and let the door open itself, Angin wait for a moment-

[strawberryvanillablast]

Vento Innocente Giorno: *petting a puppy* :D

Jodio: *from a distance*

Jodio: God, look at him. He looks like he's about to say things in owo speak.

Jodio: ... *grins as he forms a plan* Hehehe.

Canon Giorno: *appears from out of nowhere* Don't even think about it.

Jodio: I wasn't gonna do anything.

Canon Giorno: DON'T.

@echoing-heartbeats

@mrsgiovanna

@briagiovanna

@starry-blue-echoes