#HES A COMPLETE DAD OH MY GOD
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Finally gonna watch The Amazing Digital Circus episode 3!
Kinger has been my fav since the start so I'm excited to see more of him! I'm hoping for some character development (and judging by the fan reaction I'm seeing I'm gonna get it)
#tadc#HES A COMPLETE DAD OH MY GOD#PROTECTIVE SOFT SPOKEN KINGER WITH A SHOTGUN WAS NOT SOMETHING I KNEW I NEEDED BUT HEY#loving Caine needing therapy too#tadc kinger
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kill me
(*wobbly tearstained voice* this is father & son richard plantagenet in henry vi part 3 1983 dir jane howell btw. which is. extremely good)
#HIM. DAD!!!?!?! YOU SEE#I thought the ian holm (1965) version of richard and york's relationship was devastating. I had no idea what was coming for me#henry vi part 3#shakespeare#richard iii#he just folds into the hug so completely and without trepidation even when he thinks he's being reprimanded. is the thing#'love forswore me in my mother's womb'#WHAT WAS YOUR DAD THEN RICHARD??? CHOPPED LIVER???????#*on my knees on the bare earth rending my garments and clawing at my bloodied face*#your brothers kind of suck I will grant you but they frankly seem to love you just as much or more than they love each other lol#I'm fine. the self-fulfilling prophecy and utter desolate isolation of abject self-loathing just got in my eyes again#I suppose a lifetime of your mum going 'shame of my womb' would do that to a motherfucker but STILL#honestly nothing beats moving through henry vi parts 2 and 3 before hitting richard iii. especially in this version#when you see the desperation verging on mania of york deciding to claim the throne reflected in his son later and it's like. ah. oh.#'not like the dam or the sire' are u sure about that margaret lmao#even the way richard will eventually do his asides are direct mirrors to how his father does it in this version#the matching limp after york gets wounded by clifford. the way they clearly share a sense of humour. *sounds of agony*#never have I witnessed a york I actually rooted for so deeply as bernard hill's even WITH that worrying intensity tho#among other high points of this version: a neverending cavalcade of some of the best noses you'll ever see in your life#also an unusual but SO fucking good take on richard. laurence olivier's version is certifiably Iconic of course (for better or worse)#but he is also like. transparently a disney villain haha I believe I coined the term 'murderscamp' to describe him#lots of fun to watch but it makes everyone else look like such absolute dumbasses for not seeing him for what he is#and lots of performances to my mind go way too far into the creep factor way too quickly#with ron cook's softspoken more believeably vulnerable richard from the outset it's easier to see how he flies under the radar#he's short and slight his voice doesn't rise that much even when he's in a rage and he's the softest with their father#you see how edward and george could still categorize him as their baby brother and not take him seriously -- not realize that some things#have uh. Shifted!! under the surface! over the years! in ways they probably should have been paying attention to!#to them he's still the kid warwick carried off stage on his shoulders.#frighteningly capable in battle but still more to be protected than protected from. until... god. augh. ow.
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what do we think about pet store workers team xen
#for the pet thing i had a bit ago#neved doesnt work with them hes just a delivery driver for some of their supplies. he mostly helps out with his wifes orphanage#idk if clear kieran and eden are around too or not though im not thinking that hard about it#jenner used to work there too but he quit and works for something at home#hes like a stay at home dad now or something#cassandra is either part of corporate or shes just the evil mayor of gdc still and has no affiliation to them idk#she still has something going on with madelis no matter what though#eli and sharon work part time and ren is like the guy who gets them coffee or something. runs delivery too maybe#regina comes in sometimes too to flirt with nastasia when she can but thats like a side thing and completely unrelated#btw zepto is like a clay figure zetta made and is either alive or just a figure. you decide#sorry i was trying to think of something rejuv related to draw and ended up thinking a little too hard about the pet thing. my bad#pokemon rejuvenation#if you have no idea what im talking about with the pet thing its just rejuv but they have weird looking pets instead of pokemon#and i guess technically a modern au. whatever. melia still has the power of god and anime in her. dont worry about it#zetta isnt a clone though hes just a guy. idk where he comes from but hes jenners son and melias older brother#im not drawing madame x im sorry. but know she really does show up to her store wearing all that and never takes it off. + the uniform#oh and nastasia still just straight up has deoxys. dw about it
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I hate endeavor so fucking much it’s crazy
#bnha manga spoilers#bnha spoilers#I’ve never hated a character like this like oh my god#I hate him why was this chapter STILL abt him telling them he’s gonna atone#like we fucking get ittttt#it literally makes me sick to my stomach like#if I was dying and couldn’t move and my fucking DAD was like I’m gonna come visit u every day and try to talk to u#I would ask them to pull the plug#like Omg hasn’t Dabi had enough???????#I’m so SICK leave him ALONE#anyways I’m completely in denial abt him dying#he’s not gonna die#if it’s literally not mentioned at all in these next chapters then he’s alive#although if it’s not mentioned at all that’s gonna be my second blorbo that has an ambiguous death#and that’s beautiful<3
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"princess...my valiant daughter..." SHUT UP SHUT THE FUCK UP I AM NOT WELL.
#bram wins worst father of the year for breaking aya and my fucking heart every two chapters#HE COULD BE THE BEST DAD IF ASAGIRI JUST GAVE HIM A GODDAMN CHANCE#PLEASE#MERCY#bram do NOT just leave your baby to an undead emo homosexual lung diseased criminal big brother we already have gin and a backup kyouka#well actually considering the absolutely horrifying flashback to his daughter's head and how he killed aku.....oh my god they ARE siblings#at least she still has mamakida- *gets shot by asagiri*#don't even get me STARTED on “fantastic move.” i am FERAL#GOD the panel of aya crossing her arms and turning away childishly but her face is completely blurred#and then the CRYING#KILLING me. asagiri you are killing me.#bsd 117#bungou stray dogs#the sigma show#aya koda#bram stoker#akutagawa ryuunosuke#bsd manga#my post
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Just realized I forgot to post these
#keese draws#oc art#oc#ocs#these guys are from the same story as the grape twins btw#root beer is their cousin and one of the four main characters#dragons beard is merlot's boyfriend and fellow antagonist#and lemon taffy is the older sibling of one of the other main characters who spends most of the story 'kidnapped'#and by kidnapped I mean the super villain polycule asked them if they could help them with some tests and they went 👍#important context! lemon taffy (and their two siblings) are the kids of three superheroes and merlot and fox grape are the kids of four#supervillains both of which are mostly absent for the main story (although the supervillains at least get to be more of side characters)#the heroes are off in space dealing with alien political drama that doesn't matter to the main plot#the two groups have a fairly casual rivalry but they still have genuine beef#merlot and fox grape were left home alone after their parents set out to work on some big project and merlot took the chance to go fuck#off and get a boyfriend to do crime with leaving fox grape desperately trying to find them and get them to come back home#and for the other side root beer was roped into helping rescue lemon taffy by their two younger siblings pop rock and jelly bean#he and pop rock are the main duo on that side with jelly bean being their guy in the chair#merlot and dragons beard are mostly antagonists to those three with fox grape and the other main guy cayenne pepper chasing after them#cayenne is dragon beards childhood friend and I have never drawn him before despite adoring him 😔#hes such a piece of shit I love him#in my old original concepts for him he was going to be an incel but then my brain went but what if. aro. and I instantly hard committed#hes a bitchy asshole who's made all the more annoying by the fact that his anxieties are low key completely justified#hes a sad wet cat abandoned in a cardboard box all alone 😔#oh yeah also worth noting that root beer is a vampire who has a strained relationship with his adoptive dads#oh and dragons beard's parents are a dragon and a royal fae so he has a lot of power that he doesnt know how to use lol#lemon taffy is like. sort of part dragon in a very distant way? their grandma was a failed revival of an old god who was a dragon who made#their dad out of her own magic which included that same magic from the dragon god who was basically made of magic#so he was also sort of part dragon but not really? idk its complicated#merlot and fox grape are miraculously not part dragon somehow despite my track record of making too many ppl dragons in this world#they are however vampires and also directly decend from a god so thats fun
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weird thing about the inhumans is that theyre obscure enough to not really have an audience and also havent really appeared *that* much throughout their entire 60 year existence. however they also well known enough that the mcu took a crack at it and permanently affected their comics and their old roles and sectors are gone to make room for the New MCU Versions. truly such a thing is practically unheard of.
#agatha harkness comic fans i cant begin to imagine how yall feel since 2021#my dad is usually a very big 'they shouldnt change TOO much from tbe comics“ guy. but he has absolutely 0 problems with mcu agatha#tnd it pisses me offffff. like thats not even the same person. literally nobody in thaf agatha show is tbe same person. its not even CLOSE.#i get upset about how they switched karnak and maximus for who has no powers#if they changed the entire fucking Everything i would be performing a version of the cell block tango rn#and then seeing mcu fans get MAD about agatha looking slightly older at the end bc shes like. Not Young and Pretty anymore. ohhh myyy goddd#i wouldnt be able to handle it. oh my god i dont even want to look at those spaces ever again and i am completely neutral on agatha#this got so far off topic. agatha fans i know theres gotta be some of you out tbere im so sorry the mcu did this to you </3#anyways. i miss them. crystal ill never be over how mcu only fans think of u as nothing else but annoying. ill fight for u queen#i dont even know what to tag this as. this might stay in the drafts ELL OH ELL
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I have to put fresh sheets on my bed and make it but I've just been sitting on my bare mattress for the last 20 mins ranting to myself about this damn show
#again rewatching this with a developed adult brain is CRAZY#and I'm catching so many things I didn't notice before#and it's making everything feel even more !!! than the first time I watched the show#like!!!!like!!! somehow I never caught onto how such a strong part of flint's grief comes from the fact that he didn't try and rescue Thomas#and how his actions led to all of this happening in the first place#he could have sided against Thomas with his father. and they never would've had any of the mess that came with angering Dad#but that just wasn't possible to him anymore#because of what he felt for Thomas he had to defend his ideals. the ones they shared#and after all that. KNOWING that HE was partly responsible for what happened to Thomas!! just how painful it is that he walked away.#and fled to Nassau. and didn't do anything to try and help Thomas#like!!! the GUILT that must cause!!! the ANGUISH!!! no WONDER he's Like That Jesus Christ#and like!!! oh my GOD Toby Stephen's acting is outstanding in this#the way you could feel the palpable shift right after flint hugs Miranda. while Ashe is telling them how he can wisk them away to someplace#else in Europe. and james steps back!! you could see it in his EYES that that is the moment when Captain Flint starts to form#and you can hear it in his voice. the barely perceptible shift. that he reached his breaking point#also I completely forgot about the surprise Vane attack at the end of that episode and I nearly screamed#black sails#ALSO!!!!!! going through all of this with the knowledge that Miranda dies T^T and that Thomas is actually alive and they get reunited#is tearing my soul apart I think#these sheets may not be going on my bed tonight.....#black sails rewatch
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Sometimes I think of Chicken Little from the movie Chicken Little and cry bc he's just a kid and he's all alone and his dad is ashamed of him and he lost his mother and he gets bullied and harassed bc he's small and kind of strange and he's the only person in the world that knows that the sky is falling and when he tries to tell people they don't believe him
#I WOULD HAVE BELIEVED HIM#ALL THAT PRESSURE ON THAT POOR LITTLE KID#AND THEN HE HAS TO SAVE THE WHOLE TOWN FROM THE ALIENS#THE ENTIRE TOWN THAT OSTRACIZED AND BULLIED HIM BTW#EVEN THE FUCKING MAYOR#LIKE ARE YOU SHITTING ME??#i wouldnt have done it#i would have just left them to get vaporized into the void#idk just after all that hes still so kind and he cares about everybody in that stupid town#AND THE SCENE WHERE HES LIKE BEGGING AND PLEADING WITH HIS FATHER TO JUST BELIEVE HIM#BC IF NOBODY ELSE HAS HIS BACK AT LEAST HIS DAD SHOULD#and he DIDNT#OH AND HIS DAD PURPOSELY SEPARATED HIMSELF FROM CHICKEN LITTLE BECAUSE HE WAS SO EMBARRASSED AND ASHAMED#IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY#idk chicken little makes me really sad#I KNOW THE DAD IS HAVING A HARD TIME I KNOW HES STILL GRIEVING HIS WIFE BUT OH MY GOD#YOUR SON NEEDS YOU. HE HAS NEEDED YOU AND YOU ARE JUST NOT THERE FOR HIM#i could have been a better parent#i could have done it i would have loved him the way he deserved#OH AND HE ONLY HAS LIKE THREE PEOPLE IN HIS LIFE THAT REALLY LOVE HIM COMPLETELY AND UNCONDITIONALLY#AND THEYRE ALL STRANGE AND OSTRACIZED JUST LIKE HE IS#the troupe of people that are othered finding each other. seeing their faults. and loving each other the way that they should be loved#will always EAT ME ALIVE#what was he. like 12?#if i had been in that movie i would have LOST IT if a kid that little had to go through and deal with all of the things that he had to#pretty much alone for most of the movie#i meam he had his three friends for half of it but theres a lot he had to do alone#i just watched it can you tell
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sorry I literally had my phone down eyes closed ready to at least try to sleep but I remembered something that happened yesterday that still boils my blood and I need to talk about it. my sister seriously has the audacity to be constantly seethingly jealous and bitter of me and my brother's good relationship and then will not even treat him like a human being it's just fucking baffling. we were at a restaurant and me and him were having a conversation about tv and then she puts her phone up right in front of his face to show our dad her instagram, completely blocking us from being able to talk and see each other. and the whole time she's going wow look at this photo look at this look how silly I look in this one! and my brother COMPLETELY REASONABLY. because the back of the phone is right in his face and he's hearing about how great these photos are. asks my sister is he can see them. and then she told him off for it! can you kill yourself!
#and then when I said hey come on why can't you just satiate his curiousity and show him the photo (it was completely appropriate btw)#and said that it's not fair to treat him like that. my father got mad at ME.#and then I perfectly nicely was like ok fine how about he just sits next to me so we can talk and you guys can talk without him being#completely ignored and treated like an annoyance#and my dad was like no! he can wait a few minutes for our conversation to end! damn you guys didn't do that for OUR conversation!#and then he just shoved a game in his hands to entertain him like why can't we just talk oh my god#treating him like he was impatient or rude during that is what is driving me up the wall he was completely polite and just wanted to see#what the rest of the table were all talking about. and just to like be acknowledged#it always annoys me when a kid asks for something like four times or whatever to no response until finally they get yelled at#like just acknowledge they spoke! say ok hold on I'll tell you when we're done talking. or whatever. that's all you have to do#just not make them completely fucking invisible???#and then again my sister acts so shocked and annoyed that he likes me more. yeah no shit you're awful to him
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Imagine in the beginning, before Red Hood's goons figure out that he is a baby, they think he is a single dad of a bunch of kids, instead. And it is not like they are wrong, since he does parent all kids of Crime Alley, but they mean not them. They mean Bats, instead.
No one is sure how old Red Hood is. But they saw a single white streak of the hair once, so he is... old, right? And these Batkids, they always hang around him, whining and asking for something - surely, it is his kids? Right? That gotta be it.
Red Hood: Now, back to- Sorry, I need to take a call. Goons: Sure, sir. Red Hood: What... Oh my god, Red. What do you mean, you don't know how to wash the carpet without- Spoiled brat. Okay, listen to me, you first need to get a really hot water... Goons: That's definitely his son being in troubles.
(It was Tim, who accidentally ruined Alfred's favourite carpet. He was in big troubles that day.)
Robin, appearing on the doorstep of Red Hood's den: Scram. I am here to see Hood. Goons, staring at little Damian: Hm-m. Red Hood, pushing them away: Bad day? (Damian wordlessly raising his arms to be picked up by Jason) Okay. It is fine. Goons: Hm-m-M.
Nightwing, whining: You are so boring. Why don't you want to play Twister with us this Sunday? Red Hood, rolling his eyes: Shut up. Goons, overhearing the conversation: Kids, am I right? Red Hood: Huh?
Goons, watching Batman and Red Hood shouting on each other on the rooftop: Hey, do we think Batman is also his kid?.. Goons: (thoughtful pause) Red Hood, completely pissed off by his dad in the meanwhile: I am TIRED of you. Go back to your stupid ass CAVE and think about your behaviour. I don't want to see you AGAIN. Batman: But- Red Hood: OUT OF MY TURF. NOW!!! Goons, staring at Batman, who walks away sulkily: ...HM-M.
Red Hood, staring at the "Best Dad" merch, given him by his goons on his birthday: I am confused. Do they mean kids from Alley, or they view themselves as my kids... What does it mean? Uh. Whatever. It is kinda sweet. Red Hood, on the next day: Thanks, guys. Very thoughtful of you! Goons, high-fiving each other: Sure, boss!
#(a few months later) Red Hood: I AM NOT CALLING YOU ALL GOOD BOYS YOU THOUGHT I WAS THEIR DAD?????????????#in their defense... he kept cooking for bats and agressively mother-henning... how could they know???#jason todd#red hood#dcu comics#batman#dcu#dc universe#batfamily#bruce wayne#batfam#dick grayson#tim drake#damian wayne#this is such a stupid concept but-
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AITA for banning my husband and father in law from the delivery room due to their intensely stressful/creepy behavior during my pregnancy?
There’s a famous Reddit post from 2020 where a pregnant woman wrote that her husband and father-in-law were a little too comfortable with their certainty that she was absolutely going to die in childbirth just like her husband’s late mother. It was to the point where her FIL was insisting that she go ahead and put all her clothes into storage, because she was obviously going to die in the hospital and it would save them the grief of packing up her things afterwards. Like. It was WILD.
When I tell my husband [that she feels suspicious of her FIL], he calls me paranoid, but I feel like my FIL WANTS me to die; his whole life identity for the past 35 years has been “amazing single dad” (never dated or had close friends or even hobbies really), and it seems like he’s looking forward to being able to guide my husband through what he went through. At this point, I’d honestly be happy to never see my FIL again, and I certainly don’t want him in the delivery room, especially since he told me he was “putting [his] foot down” about me not being “allowed” to have an epidural…. My husband, in addition to backing his dad on everything, acts like my due date is my death date, and has completely pulled away from me.
The commenters (and me, honestly) were convinced that the husband and FIL were either going to kill her outright to fulfill this expectation, or just make decisions about her care that might conveniently let her die.
And then she never posted again.
Over the last four years, people have frequently mentioned that post, always leading to a thread of people saying, “Oh god, I still worry about that woman.” I did too. It became one of those famous unresolved posts that people always wondered about.
Until yesterday, when someone on r/BestOfRedditorUpdates dug up a 2022 update she had posted on a different account:
TLDR; I had a beautiful and healthy baby girl, and I divorced my ex-husband. I lived, obviously.
She writes that she put her foot down about having her own mother in the delivery room rather than her FIL (!), and she WOULD be getting an epidural. Her husband lost his shit. And in his outburst, he let slip--
I admittedly lost my temper, and told him that I wasn’t going to die- it wasn’t my fault his father’s trauma wormed it’s way into his head, and that he needed to fix it without taking it out on me. He yelled at me that he didn’t need therapy. That caught me a little off guard; I asked him why he went to his therapist and was given advice about my death if he felt he didn’t need it. His expression gave it away, and he caved not long after. It turns out there was no therapist. It was just his dad. During the times he was supposed to be at therapy, he was with his dad. I’m still fuming.
And that was when she got the fuck out.
I’ll wrap this up- I’ve got an adorable little toddler tugging at my leg atm. I’m alive, I’m happy, and I’ve got my baby in my arms. Life is good.
I truly never thought we'd see a resolution to this, and I feel like there's probably a good number of people who remember it, so I thought you might want to know.
ETA: Brilliantly, I put the link in at the top; here it is again for convenience.
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i think i handled the rejection of my first crush p well actually, as well as i could at least for someone with abandonment issues- but instead of coping by drawing pictures of me and that person i made a comic where my self insert walks in on him kissing someone and then goes and gets sad and then randomly gets magical-girl wolf powers and cupid starts chasing her as they naruto jump on roofs and then a saiyan man saves her and they fuck, so
#i think i did p well all things considered#i was like. oh he doesnt like me? sad :(. anyways. anime boys :]#and then the plot completely diverged away from the intro and we never see the guy i had a crush on again sdhfsdvsvfdhjsdf#she has kids with the saiyan man. cupid comes back later and tries to kidnap them for god knows what reasons.#i think jealousy. bc he initially wanted to have my self insert but in a controlling non-con way#huh#hmm#im noticing a pattern in my art#and im p sure the whole kidnapping thing is bc i was always subconsciously worried about my dad trying to kidnap me#bc of his weird obsessive nature about me and my mom and how he thinks he can brute force his way to getting what he wants...#and stalked my mom and threatened to patrol around our house with a gun.........
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#why the fuck does my dad have such a fucking aristotelian fixation on the names of things#''oh you can't wear that are you stupid it's raining and you're not wearing a *rain* jacket (made of plastic)''#i get one and he goes ''if it's too hot i have one [using a different term from jacket that doesn't imply warmth]'' after i've told him#maybe 50 times it doesn't have any padding (actually still too hot and makes me sweat like crazy because it's completely unbreathable)#why does he do that?????#once i tried telling my parents about asexuality to test the waters and stuff and he proceeded to ask what's the difference between#asexuality and ''onanism''#''[on asexuality that he knows nothing about] this is called onanism. can you tell me the difference between this and onanism. what's the#difference between this and onanism.''#after i told my parents about my gender he proceeded to force me into a 3h conversation where he kept asking me the same things over and#over and over and refusing to understand jack shit#and it's not like he knows nothing about lgbt stuff he's accepting of it (i thought about everything. turns out it actually was the ones#he already understood)#type of dude who sees you not wearing socks while sick because it's hot outside and says that you should put on socks because that's what#you do when you're sick#god damn fuck shit fuck
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matt reeves must babygirl the shit out of bruce wayne. if That's how he portrayed him in his movie
#i just watched the batman again.#twice in 2 days man#cuz my sister wanted to watch it and i just love it#anyways bruce is so god damn pathetic#he's sopping wet. he's completely blindsided by the riddler. anyone tells him anything and he's like Oh Ok. he has running mascara.#he listens to nirvana in his little freak cave. he hits alfred with 'you're not my dad' in the first 5 minutes of the movie.#he's always on the verge of tears. he hates himself. he's the dumbest genius ever. he's played by robert pattinson.#just. matt reeves.... what does the inside of your brain look like..... talk to me about bruce wayne.....
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Rookie Comfort
Pairing: max verstappen x girlfriend!reader
summary: max and his girlfriend take the 2025 rookies under their wings
a/n: please give these rookies some slack oh my god. This was written during the race — which omg what an opening!!
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y/n: baby lion coming spring ‘25!
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user1: oh my god oh my god it’s happening!
↳user2: this is everything I’ve ever wanted
↳user1: same!
oscarpiastri: Congratulations!
↳y/n: thank you!
landonorris: Oh! Congrats! McLaren and Quadrant merch on the way!
↳y/n: nope!
↳landonorris: 😮
↳y/n: listen if this baby is gonna support anyone but their dad, it’s gonna be Ferrari
↳maxverstappen1: no
alex_albon: so has redbull signed baby verstappen yet?
↳y/n: not quite…I told them baby had to sign the papers themselves so it might take a couple of years!
charles_leclerc: Félicitations! Ferrari onesies on the way
↳maxverstappen1: thanks but throw them out.
↳y/n: absolutely do not! Forza Ferrari!
↳user3: max’s girlfriend (and boyfriend) being tifosi just makes sense liked by y/n, charles_leclerc
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f1gossip: it seems like Max has adopted some rookies this year!
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user4: ok but that was so cute?
↳user5: right? They followed him around just like ducklings…
y/n: oh this is so adorable ☺️
↳user6: Queen! Is it true that max adopted them?
↳y/n: well even if he hasn’t I now have!
↳charles_leclerc: stop stealing my kid!
↳y/n: take better care of them then!
↳olliebearman: hi mom!
↳y/n: oh hello darling
↳charles_leclerc: 😱
↳olliebearman: sorry but she gave me some ice cream liked by y/n
↳charles_leclerc: i have ice cream??
user7: maxverstappen1 are you aware your girlfriend has decided you’ve adopted some rookies?
↳y/n: some??? No no no we’ve adopted all of them
↳maxverstappen1: have we??
↳y/n: yes we have!
↳maxverstappen1: ok
↳olliebearman: score!
↳gabrielbortoleto_: yes!
↳liamlawson30: does that mean free dinner?
↳isackhadjar: ill take dinner
↳jackdoohan: even me?
↳y/n: absolutely. Dinner on us tonight
↳kimi.antonelli: fantastico!
user8: I see that the winter break has made EVERYONE crazy…
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maxverstappen1: dinner with the wife and kids
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user9: DID THEY GET MARRIED AND NOT TELL ANYONE?
↳user10: if they did, they’ve been married for years.
↳user11: yeah max has been calling her wife since they started dating really
user12: im so invested in this family you have no idea
↳user13: big same
charles_leclerc: you didn’t invite me?
↳y/n: well the husband doesn’t usually invite the mistress to dinner with the wife?
↳charles_leclerc: I can bring ice cream over?
↳y/n: oh my god yes please. Baby lion is craving some classic vanilla please
↳user14: you know with everything with the rookies going on i completely forgot y/n is actually pregnant
↳y/n: i wish i could but baby lion is using my ribs as drums…
jackdoohan: thanks for the invite! And for dinner
↳y/n: you have an open invitation darling
↳jackdoohan: thanks! Will definitely be using that
kimi.antonelli: that was some quality pasta!
↳y/n: stamp of approval from our Italian!
↳kimi.antonelli: ehehehe
oscarpiastri: how does one get an invite to dinners like this?
↳charles_leclerc: son?
↳oscarpiastri: sorry dad but that looks very good
↳y/n: you’re welcome to come over as well!
↳charles_leclerc: stop taking my kids! liked by y/n
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f1gossip: and it’s a race weekend that’s not been kind to the 2025 rookies
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user15: this is so insane…
↳user16: this better not be the entire season. My heart can’t take it…
user17: but ok y/n is working overtime on comforting her rookies
↳user18: the cameramen are doing the lords work on focusing on her
↳user17: I mean it’s not hard — she’s in one place and her rookies are coming to her
↳user18: as they should! She’s like 7 months pregnant
user20: I was biting my nails the entire race…
↳y/n: you were??? I was!
↳user21: how you doing girl?
↳y/n: oh my god so stressed
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y/n: oh my love what a race this was! But I don’t think I can do it again…
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olliebearman: did you see my drive today?
↳y/n: I did darling! And you did very well!
↳user22: he was last?!?
↳y/n: and yet he finished the race when so many didn’t? With only 1 full practice session?
gabrielbortoleto_: thanks for being here today!
↳y/n: of course darling! It was a pleasure to see your first race!
↳user23: you’ve really just dove into this motherhood didn’t you?
↳y/n: they’re good practice for baby lion liked by maxverstappen1
oscarpiastri: ok but I’m gonna need a family dinner after today
↳y/n: oh absolutely! You and jack pick the place and we’ll be there!
↳jackdoohan: yes! We gotta go to my favorite!
liamlawson30: where’d you go? I’ve got your water
↳y/n: back to the car — I needed some peace and quiet
↳liamlawson30: On my way!
↳user24: love how they also jumped on the family train too
maxverstappen1: thanks for coming but maybe it’s time to head back home?
↳y/n: but our sons?
↳maxverstappen1: don’t worry. I’ll watch over them
↳charles_leclerc: as will I! Because Ollie is MY son
↳olliebearman: 😊😊😊
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