#HELLO?!!?!??
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hella1975 · 2 years ago
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i don’t think im a very anxious person generally but two weeks ago i walked out of my lecture and a girl on my course i have literally never spoken to before couldn’t even hazard a guess at the first letter of her name let alone any details about her was stood with her mates and as soon as i walked past she went ‘you know that girl [my name said with all the familiarity of us being old friends]-’ and i walked out of earshot before i even clocked what had happened so i have NO IDEA what she said next but it’s genuinely haunted my every waking moment. like who the fuck was she how did she even know my name let alone enough to make CONVERSATION about me was she slagging me off was she going to say something nice WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE
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hellishqueer · 7 months ago
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we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies
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aquariumpacific · 1 year ago
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How we weigh an octopus!
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wintercorrybriea · 2 months ago
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hello kitty x algae
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wolfythewitch · 2 months ago
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She said to me child I’m afraid for your soul
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paradoxolotl · 8 months ago
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the-golden-dragoness · 10 months ago
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I am sorry to everyone who tagged me in some tag game and I never responded. I saw it and thought “aww they thought of me” and proceeded to forget about it right after
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guillotin3d · 4 months ago
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dragonpyre · 1 month ago
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Au where Jason is under the impression Talia told Bruce Jason was alive and just moves back to Gotham to get back to the life he missed. GED, college, part time job, etc. Runs into one of the bats at a coffee shop one day and is confused why they just fainted
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idoodlestuffsometimes · 4 months ago
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I need to share how the IT guy at work greeted my department on CrowdStrike Blue Screen Friday. Never have I seen a man so shocked by the sight of perfectly functional computers
(They were off during the update)
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critter-creature-or-beast · 4 months ago
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The third one looks cool
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pigswithwings · 1 year ago
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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now
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yeepof · 5 months ago
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Local PHD student at wizard school HARRASSED!! FOR SHAME!!
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beepboopappreciation · 5 months ago
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Is this anything
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willgrahamscock · 10 months ago
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pausing mid thrust to open tumblr.com to delete the celibacy gif I reblogged 2 weeks ago
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