#HEEEELP MEEEEEEE

[harrison-armory-incorporated]

HI GUYS I MAY HAVE ACCIDENTALLY OPENED THE COFFIN OF A CASCADING THOR NHP PLEASE DO NOT SEND OMNIMAILS TO MY SUPERIORS

[treymeow]

Log 5984

17/02/2025

Officially much past dawn on day six of having this stupid fucking cold. Itchy nose and sneezing for days. Lord save me. Have I been cursed by a witch? Condemned by satan for my blasphemous sins? Forgive me lord for I repent. Just take this stupid fucking cold away.

Amen

[snailfen]

[IMAGE OF KITTEN HOLDING ITS HEAD AND SCREAMING] AAAAAAAGGHHHH!!!! GAAAAAAAHHHGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAHGHHGGHHH!!!!!!!

[lagomorphics]

MY TUMBLR IS BARELY LOADING HEEELP HEEEELP MEEEEEEE

[sapropel]

Going a whole other week without any money is gonna suuuuuuck *beverage guy voice* HEEEELP HELP MEEEEEEE

[canidfeline]

i still do not like suzan

she is a pitiful person and is generally dislikeable. as an example if you (you as in you, yourself, kleo) talk about exams, she says yeah and then makes it about herself

i do not avoid responsibility here as i do this sometimes but i hope it is known that i try to do it as a sign of me trying to relate/comfort or whatever. but i do admittedly do it

she also doesn't truly care for us because if she did she wouldnt try going to other people every time she has appearance issues. i know she addressed this when i confronted her but that was honestly a half-arsed attempt to clear up a drama i was tired of. back to suzans addressing of it, i am aware its for attention and i am thankful she is aware of it but she continues to do it.

she only cares for herself. every time she joins vc or is in a conversation she streams or makes it about herself. quite literally last time me and lily were in vc she joined immediately and started streaming BEFORE HER MIC EVEN WORKED

she brings up me saying the n word in 2020 yet said it in a genuinely nasty way to lily less than a month ago (which i applaud you for actually noticing and telling her off for)

says she wants more irl friends and is lonely and yet never tries to pursue them or make an effort to not be lonely

i will use milena as an example for how little she cares about the people around her

called her a downy and said something about cutting her wrists (unprompted and without context) and when milena was upset and ran away, she made it all about herself.

here i will quote: ''I messed up and is aid something mean without thinking to Milena and she left the school crying and now im scared she won’t want to be friends anymore so im literally crying in the school bathroom''

SHE is literally crying in the school bathroom. she's scared of losing a friend of hers for the reason that it will hurt her, not the fact that she made someone run crying out of school

and she insulted you when you tried helping which is NOT ON

quote again: ''I called her a downy and said something about cutting without knowing she’d take it to heart and she left the school and hour later with tears and then my friend told me what was wrong about what I said and my form teacher did too so now I’m scared for my behavioral grade and shit I texted Milena trying to explain myself and she only saw one part. im scared they’ll contact my mom and my mom will lash out at me. i feel so horrible''

she doesn't feel bad for milena (she had to be explained what was wrong to her by a friend) she is afraid about HER BEHAVIOURAL GRADE and her mother lashing out at her (which for once would be for good reason)

she isn't scared about losing milena as a person, she is scared of losing someone to lean on for encouragement, reliance and reassurance, and attention. that is how she views her friends (including us)

is overtly sexual while claiming to be asexual a year after claiming to be hypersexual

uses you as a cover

says slurs every time someone brings up lgbtq+ and says the t-slur every time or the f-slur (not saying i havent, although she uses it way more than me). called lily the n-word in a genuinely mean way (the one i said before that you noticed and confronted her about, yet she said to me ''i said it and kleo got onto me it was weird'' when it was deserved)

uses pictures of me saying the n word to make fun of me WHICH WAS FOUR YEARS AGO AND YOU HAVE ADMITTED I HAVE CHANGED UNBELIEVABLY IN THAT TIME. i admit i said it, but she has said it way way waywaywayway more times than me and i never used the hard r

she thinks slurs are funny and something to be made fun of (i have used them in comedic context but i mean she finds the idea of them funny)

lily also told me that when you told her off (rightfully) for saying the hard r, she says quote: ''FUCK HEEEEEEEELP HEEEELP MEEEEEEE. its so over bro kleos angry''

she thinks she is always in the right and by running to lily in dms she clearly wanted someone to back her up and go ''oh isnt this hilarious its just a joke''

i do not like her and she is a genuinely bad and pitiful person

[tidalblazex]

Guys... guys. Have you ever realized that art... soubds like fart...

This is so funny can HEEEELP. HEEEELLLLPPP MEEEEEEE. HEEEEEEEEEEELLLLP.

[andiv3r]

HEEEELP MEEEEEEE HAHAHAHAH I FORGOT ABOUT THE FUCKING HISSING SOUND . OHMY GOD YEAH THAT WAS BAD TOO. No ithink skipping my anxiety meds has just made me notice all the weird body shit a whole lot more and fixate on it. Idont think my body is Actually doing anything out of the ordinary.

Mmy neck just cracked and Not in. Agood way it Hurt

are you a soda can ?

[noahsenpai]

a stupid song i wrote

im soooooo goddamn tired

heeeelp me

i waaaant saturday to come

so i can be gay with my girlfriend and other frieeeends

SAAAAVE ME

FROOOOM SCHOOL AND ALL MY JOBS

I WAAAAANA DIE

SO PLEEEASE

HELP MEEEEEEE.

but if anyone actually could imagine a tune to these ‘lyrics’ then i praise you you are my new god

im sorry for this shitpost im so fucking bored hhhhHHDHDFSJHAIOAD

[alienbeegenders]

Help me!

So basically what I want is for people to give me titles for a made up noir story.  Just the title, no plot details or characters or anything.  For... reasons.

Also, just to be clear, by responding, you are basically agreeing for me to horribly mangle whatever cool idea for a noir story that you just came up with in your head with my own probably worse ideas that spring from it.

Love y’all.

[chilopodacrudus]

GUYS I THINK I HAVE THE FLU ;; HEEEELP MEEEEEEE

(expect more art soon)

[trisscar368]

#i fucking laughed so hard omfg now all i can see is dean teaching ketch how to dance#alsdfja;sldfjsa d#send help#ketch and dean#dean winchester#arthur ketch#dancing#fuck my life can someone write a fic heeeelp meeeeeee#spn#12.14 via @thejabberwock

@rosemoonweaver they’re playing your song

Dean dancing with shoving Mr. Ketch away from the vampire. (12x14) Reuploaded cause the first one didn’t work too well

[viperfishy]

Wow ok so I am very tired and my eyelids are heavy and i'm very comfortable and I attempted to sleep all that jazz but I couldn't and my brain is like firing off things I should go do right now, I want to go draw then excersise then white water raft then go to space

[ex-tens-muse]

*breathes heavily* Muse have a sale on their tour merch

[kashidoodles]

Logical side of my brain: You should keep good hours for college. You need to get up early the next few days. Go to bed.

Every other part of my brain: Uwaahahaha, look at that sloth!

[x-onebandonedreamonedirecti-blog]

I have 9 followers to go, until I reach 100...SO CLOSE

Heeeeelp!!!!!