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Pspspsps ohhh you wanna be a tag wrangler so bad recruitment is open
#egg speaks#ao3 blogging#if anyone who follows me wants to know what it is like pls ask#i am cheering for certain fandoms on this list#i wrangle one but i will not disclose that publicly#iso new wrangler for 3 yrs ayooo#but no srsly#interested? i have information and propaganda
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Satyabhama killing Narakasura, ft. Baby gurl Kanha: a thread
#mahabharat#mahabharata#hindu mythology#krishna#satyabhama#krishna x satyabhama#but no srsly#how and why does he have the exact same expression in all three of these pics#its proof that Krishna had this exact same expression on his face irl#like bro was watching happily on the sides#satyabhama was busy being badass and all#and krishna was like: u go gurlllll#krishna: imma chill and enjoy#also krishna: ngl but this is kinda hot yk#krishna: im just a gurl
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Send this to all your favourite moots and pass the pumpkin round! KEEP THE PUMPKIN TRAIN GOING 🎃🖤🎃🖤🎃
…….. im going to fuck that pumpkin 👀
#my asks#mine#but no srsly#I love your blog too and you’re so sweet for thinking of me for this :3 <3
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might seem like random things to compare but like. to me the oscars and big brother brazil are the same. they're useless. they're not rlly trying to start real conversations about marginalized ppl. they're meaningless entertainment. i'm tired of everyone trying to convince me otherwise.
#lotus.txt#this might sound like i hate fun#but no srsly#who is behind big brother and the oscars?#white abled ppl.#they're not being genuine#at all#what's the point?#ranting
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me after five minutes on tinder: yeah, no, I'm straight. Like I just barely like men. I don't find them attractive. I have to work to like men.
me seeing dabi: see this is why I keep calling myself bisexual.
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everytime i write a two sentence review on goodreads i think "yeah, maybe i should be a literary critic, an entertainment journalist, a connoisseur of the arts" and then the delusion fades away as quickly as it appeared
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hey! for todays protest, i made this little zine about palestine (holding just simple and basic information).
you can download the zine here, fold it yourself, and distribute it around.
no credit is needed. feel free to leave it around bars, protests, or wherever. simply print it (borderless) and fold it. here is a tutorial on how to do it.
dont stay silent. there is a genocide of horrendous, atrocious proportions going on. also if you are a zionist here to argue with me, i dont plan to entertain you at all, not on my art blog. fuck off, you'll be swiftly blocked. i see enough of you clowns on my main and i have no energy for you. you can skip the death threats too bc i dont give a shit.
(i'm off to get ready for a surgery now, i just wanted to post it before this. if you need anything, i might take a bit to reply)
#free palestine#from the river to the sea palestine will be free#anti zionisim#israel is a terrorist state#israel is an apartheid state#palestine resources#gaza#palestine#art#comics art#art zine#p.s. i usually put my socials on the end of my zines#i didnt do it here not bc i dont stand behind my words#but bc im not interested in self-promotion over palestinian dead bodies!#srsly you dont have to credit me i just hope this zine gets distributed#and as always do *not* sell this.#its a free resource based in what ive learnt from palestinians themselves#its not made for monetary or followers gain
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Friendly reminder to everyone to always fact check your work. Even when it seems like it's right.
Case in point: I'm making a short little post about Gambian pouched rats(!). Funnily enough, they're named not for pouches in which they carry their young, but for their cheek pouches. Apparently most other rats don't have cheek pouches like hamsters and gerbils do. Neat.
Anyway, some of the literature I was reading said that Gambian pouched rats can carry a lot of food in their mouths. Makes sense-- they're big rats. But how much food exactly? I started looking. More sources agreed that, yeah, Gambian pouched rats can carry a lot of food! Maybe even up to 3kg over the course of 2 hours! That seems like a lot, especially considering Gambian pouched rats only weigh 1.0-1.5 kg. So I do a little more digging. Every source agrees that they can carry a lot, and they all cite that very specific number of 3kg over 2 hours.
Finally, I track down an actual paper about Gambian pouched rat cheek morphology (yes I went down a wormhole. This is my HBomberGuy moment.) The paper cites 2 sources for that 3 kg/2 hr number! Great! I find those two papers, and read them. And.
Neither paper says that. In fact, they don't really talk about Gambian pouched rat feeding habits at all. One is just an observation on natural behaviors, with a brief section on their diet but no information on how much they carry. The second paper-- written by the same guy-- was about how Gambian pouched rat behaviour changes in captivity. There was a good-sized section on cannibalism, but nothing on transporting food. So that first paper, the one that cited those other two for that 3 kg/2 hr figure, just straight up lied.
Moral of the story: always do your homework kids, especially when it sounds too good to be true. Also, Gambian pouched rats can probably carry quite a lot of food in their mouths, but whether they really can carry up to 3 kg worth of food in 2 hours remains to be seen.
#jack speaks#not an animal#not fauna#sorry not sorry for the psa#behind the scenes#srsly the amount of work i put into some of these posts is ridiculous
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parallels
#i’m sick to my stomach srsly#my hero academia#mha#bakudeku#bkdk#bnha#boku no hero academia#katsuki bakugou#midoriya izuku
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What Alpha Trion should’ve done against Sentinel
#transformers#transformers one#tf one#alpha trion#tf one alpha trion#tf sentinel prime#tf one sentinel prime#sentinel prime#srsly why does alpha have the force in the movie
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between your teeth definitelynottober - day 7
#pearlescentmoon#double life#double life smp#trafficblr#my art#never drew dl pearl srsly i dont think. so i thought tdy was a good chance to do it >:D#argh i need to do bg more tho maybe tmr hmmmmm#definitelynottober#definitelynottober2024#I KEEP FORGETTIGN TO PUT THE ACTUAL TAGS BUT I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LOL
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𝐅𝐈𝐂 𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒
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Reminder that it's international asexuality day eve, so don't forget to leave milk and cake slices out tonight for all your local aces
#asexual#asexuality#ace#aroace#aspec#international asexuality day#international asexuality day 2024#srsly tho tomorrow is important
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"asexuality is just an excuse for people who can't get laid" guess who's under your bed.
#(with a knife)#this statement is my excuse for when i murder you <3#srsly tho i hate it when ppl say this#asexual#asexuality#ace#aspec#acespec#aroace#lgbtq#queer
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