#HE'S WHIPPED

[strange-mage]

Enjoy your hot date with Nanami <3

[adharastarlight]

The Marauders on a road trip:

Sirius driving at 90

James: slow down, mate

Sirius speeds up

Reg: slow down.

Sirius ignores him

Remus: Slow. Down.

Sirius immediately slows down to 50

[iloveaustinelvisandmannymore]

I can't stop thinking that Toji has a breeding kink.

Now we all know Toji isn't the best father but not the worst. He loved someone for the first time but when she died, his cold heart returned, He never thought he'd love again. He wasted time, gambling, drinking, going on dangerous missions and fucking women, using them, and living off of them.

He didn't think he'd come to love again until he met you, you were caring and loving but immediately you told him you wouldn't put up with his bullshit and you didn't, he brushed it off at first but time passed by, and he fall for you. Toji never believed himself to be a domestic man, and he never knew he'd like it so much. There was something about coming home and seeing your plump body either lying around watching TV, reading a book, drawing doing homework, or whatever you loved to do. He loved the bright smile when you saw him and how'd you jumped into his arms, knowing he could catch you without a problem.

And he couldn't help but imagine a chubby baby with his hair and your features, to see you smile at your baby with unconditional love. Nothing made him cum harder than the thought of your belly growing with the life you made together. Oh and if you got pregnant (which was gonna happen eventually because this man doesn't use a condom, fight me on this) he'd be so happy, this man would pick you up and spin you when you told him, y'all definitely had sex that night, he wouldn't stop kissing your belly that jiggled as he drove his large long, cock experienced, and hard in your fat cunny, his groan of how such a good baby mama you'll be, how he'd get you pregnant time and time again, how he wants you to be barefoot and bigger with his little brats, how he's gonna fuck you, non-stop.

And he did, god you were beautiful even if you didn't think so, every time you'd struggled to bend over or get up he wanted to see you struggle to bounce on his throbbing dick. Every time you eat a craving he wanted your lips around his member, sloppy and messy, to feed you his thick load. Every time you whined about how your back hurt he wanted to take you doggy style as he rubbed your back and his hips smacked into your ass. Everything you did he wanted to ravish you.

Finally, after nine months, you held your baby to your chest, and he made up his mind, you'd be his wife and he'd become better, he'll try to be the best father he could, you both made his life have meaning.

Anyway thanks for coming to my pep talk

[muttgirls]

Because I've seen spoilers for the next couple of chapters and he's very clearly whipped.

[penofsteele]

Alright, some Mihawk thoughts: (Mishanks)

I'm still thinking about "...sorry red-hair." at Marineford. He knows how much Luffy means to Shanks so he apologizes before fighting him. Even though Shanks isn't there. Even though Shanks can't hear it or possibly know what he's going to do he apologizes anyway to the Shanks in his head that's giving him a disappointed look.

I have this shortlist in my brain of canon Mihawk things and the one time he shows up to a Warlord meeting in who knows how long because he wants to "listen in" on the "interesting pirate they're discussing" as an "impartial bystander." Hawkeyes, you literally busted in shirt open sword hanging heels clicking as soon as they said Shanks's name, don't act like no one knows why you're really here.

And, of course, "the boy from your stories." God, that gets me. It's just such a great way to establish that Shanks and Hawk aren't just rivals, they really are *friends.* Shanks tells Mihawk about the things he likes and the places he visits and the people he meets, and Mihawk *listens.* Not only that, but he sails from the bloody East Blue to some random island on the Grand Line just to deliver Shanks some good news himself.

Like, listen. I like shipping character just for the fun of it. It's a grand time. But, man. Sometimes I don't really have a choice when they're Like This. And everyone knows Shanks wears his heart on his sleeve (since his arm isn't using it, haha) but Mihawk truly isn't as subtle as he thinks he is.

[nyx-lyris]

i feel this picture on a spiritual level 

[emotionalsupportboy]

[where-is-vivian]

Regulus, at some point, completely pissed at James: I'm going to hex you.

James, staring lovingly at him: *giggles*

[cypherpt2supremacy]

Jimin really said it's Jungkook's birthday so you get to see my entire moon tattoos on display

You also get a live from me and a miniscule house tour now that's said and done, y'all need to wish my baby a happy birthday. Do you hear me? Jungkook's busy but you all need to send him good wishes. It's a happy day after all.

We get it, Jimin. We get it😂😂

Jesus Christ

[ur-fav-pet]

i think kylar is SUCH a picky eater but will eat anything if you want him to/made it/take a bite first

[dhampiravidi]

hot take: the darkling x sun summoner

IDK if there's something explicitly said in the books that disproves this, but here we go:

Aleksander DID meet other Sun Summoners in his lifetime, but each time 1) they ended up getting killed before he could present them to the king/public (maybe by his hand, drüskelle, IDK) & 2) he thought he was manipulating them, but he got so caught up in the "zomg I finally found my equal" thought process that he ruined his own plans before anything good could come of it.

haha, imagine a lil short where it's just him in various disguises, approaching unnamed Sun Summoners who keep running away and/or dying in cartoonish ways--

[frogsare-friends]

Heart of Mine by The Young Veins is jellyfish.

If I could ask for anything, I'd only want my girl

He literally only ever wants her and wants

her to be happy

I had to leave her all alone

I wrote this down, so I could let her know that I only want to see her

He has to go to boston/to finch but all he

thinks about is her

You should take this heart of mine

She's always had that heart of mine

He's always been in love with her, always, so

he'll give her everything he can

Girls on the equator never even compare, I only want to see her

Everybody wants him, but he only wants her

[valewritessss]

Percy waking up with no memories but that he hates a bitch named Ares and that he’s wifed up

[charmwasjess]

I’ll never quite get over just how integrated kids are into daily Jedi life and the implications of that.

Dooku’s Temple "job" for years seems to have been “teaching lightsaber preschool.” Sifo-Dyas, the guy with the scary doom visions? Oh yeah, they have him working with infants, bringing babies to the Temple as a Seeker. Jocasta Nu is constantly depicted interacting with the younger generation of Jedi, teaching, helping, or mentoring. In TCW, she knows all the Padawans on sight. 

There’s just something really ordinary and charming to me about this. Sure, Dooku is a terrifying 2m of spider limbs in a robe, but he’s still going down on one sinister knee to check out the little crying kid who got a finger crunched by one of those wooden training swords. How many of the TCW-era Jedi were once babies who played with Sifo-Dyas’s hair loopies or cuddled on his chest as he pointed his T-6 back toward the Temple after another successful Seeking mission? (Space is, after all, cold. 🥺) You just know Jocasta is in very reluctant possession of knowledge of every single teen Padawan drama, crush, or breakup. She tries to stay out of it, but she’s broken up fights and pulled particulars into her office for tea and a gentle lecture on the inherent self-destructiveness of gossip. 

And these are not “just some” Jedi - they are all combat trained, politically important, at the top of their rank and even each sit on the Council at some point in their lives. The Jedi Order really went “super powerful space wizards with laser swords, yeah, but they should also all definitely know how to change a diaper." 

[kaiju-krew]

big grumpass cat

[pineapple-frenzy]

Book 2 au: sparring sessions and short hair katara

They like to have sparring sessions in order to keep their bending skills sharp. They allow themselves to go all out and not hold back at all cause they know if anyone got hurt, Katara could just heal them

But anyways, wouldn't it be kinda funny if Zuko accidentally burned Katara's hair tho? Aofkqldkkajfjd

The "I think we can save the hairloops" line is from @linnoya-writes thank you for that!! :>>