#HE'S SHINY

[jangmi-latte]

HE FUCKING BALD

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Hello for some reason my brain has decided to chew on AU Yellow Robed Demon can I know more about them? 👀

*side eyes old Yellow Robe Demon breakdown post*

K so I've already broke him down, like in a very overarching way so I'll just spill some bullcrap about him here:

(there is like zero consistency in this so hold on)

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So he's no longer Yellow Robe Demon (/j), he's now Hawaiian shirt demon. The dude has a massive collection of Hawaiian shirts;

which he matches with bell bottoms and honestly it's a look. -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

So you know how in the Shadow and Bone universe the grisha use hand movements/signs to use their powers?

Yeah YRD does the same thing. He uses hand signs to control his sigils/magic along with his go to magic ropes.

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My dude is into disco so much it hurts. Like he heard one song and was hooked. It's the second love of his life (the first being the Jade Maiden) and if you give him the chance to pick the movie for movie night you can bet that it'll be a disco movie. His favorite song is Boogie Wonderland.

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His bestie is the war goddess Jiutian Xuannu and he's like 50% of her impulse control.

They can also share powers. Like that's how close their friendship is their chi is connected allowing them to share powers.

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He can see the FUTURE. It's a little skill he devolved once he went back to the Celestial Realm but seeing the future for him is really hard.

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He's a bit of a klepto. He'll often steal a number of things from the other gods to play pranks on them or assist in helping Jiutian Xuannu with whatever the hell she's currently planning.

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Because of the whole ex-demon thing YRD is usually ostracized by the rest of the celestials. :( so my boy has a lot of free time to listen to disco and steal stuff.

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He's still got this form! ^ It's his op form and it only comes out in really stick situations or dangerous battles.

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Yellow is his color. If he sees you wearing yellow he'll attack(/j). He saw Ma wear yellow and went like "this one I like this one"

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My fella has the most gorgeous grey hair you've ever seen. He's the one with like 20 bottles in his shower while Jiutian Xuannu has the men 3 in 1.

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He's a pretty good singer. :D as most gods are

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He has tone problems, like he'll say joking stuff with a straight face and serious stuff in a very joking manner. It sometimes lightens the mood but other times it just makes it impossible to understand what he really means.

"Wow he's a big dude, he could probably squish us like flies to be honest."

"ARE you JOKING OR you trying to say HE's GOING TO KILL US!?"

*vague shrugging*

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~~Voice Headcanon/song~

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Meme:

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@ elenaA's Windswept Oc Maker picrew! :

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Nah but my man is a wolf so you best believe he's a dog person.

[hinamie]

big fan of panels where they look like they wld beat me up

[egophiliac]

finally got some time to finish these guys up! which is sort of ironic considering I started these because I wanted to draw Malleus with a Dragapult, and then I just didn't for a million years!

Malleus has the aforementioned Dragapult, except it's a super special non-canon color Dragapult (like an anime-only form that you could get in-game exclusively through some limited-time event where you have to show up in-person at a specific location in Japan) (it has some wacky overpowered exclusive move/form and the OT is listed as Malleus) (so like that kind of ridiculous specialness) (Leona is extremely salty about this). also hoards and hoards of Dreepy. Dreepy LOVE Malleus. they take naps on his horns inbetween begging him to throw them across the island at mach speeds.

Lilia has a Drampa and a bunch of Woobat that he hasn't actually caught, they just follow him around in swarms because they sense a kinship with him. (also breaking my own rule again to say that he had a Mawile in the past, because...I just really wanted to give him a Mawile...)

Sebek has Sandile for obvious reasons, and also a Pikachu that bullies him relentlessly. :(

Silver has a shiny Corvisquire; I really went back-and-forth on also giving him an Aegislash, but...hm. those pokedex entries though. he can stick with just one for now.

(I hadn't planned on the shiny for him, but after I'd decided on the Corvisquire line and was looking it up for reference, I realized that shiny Rookidee is gold and then turns silver when it evolves and I lost my entire goddamn mind)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[hymnoeides]

Quick Apollo tonight as I try to wrestle his design down…!!

[musubiki]

balor + ponytail (feat my farmer isa)

[tornado1992]

A lot of Tails’ stuff being blue, most of Sonic’s belongings having a hint of yellow.

[medicalunprofessional]

sorry guys they finally showed me peak fiction . Its called “phantom of the paradise”

[gunstellations]

its sonics turn! 👅

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 109

“What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck-” Tim chanted to himself, looking down at his cup of tea in betrayal. Was he hallucinating, had he been drugged with something? He had slept last night! 

Yet there in their own Lazarus Pit, the one in the cave not the giant one somewhere under the rest of Gotham, was a literal baby, looking just as surprised as he was. Of course that didn’t last, and its face scrunched up as it started to cry, which was his first hint that no, this was not in fact a hallucination. 

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

. . .

 There was a pit baby in the Lazarus pool. 

OH FUCK, there was a pit baby in the freaking Lazarus pool- 

[rooksunday]

the image of an exhausted commander fox, sitting in his office, throttling a datapad and yelling WHY IS MY JOB SPREADSHEETS?? before yowling like a space banshee and frisbeeing the thing through the open window with all the force of kamino-guaranteed strength bolstered by buereaucratic rage, where the datapad sails merrily and speedily for a longer distance than many would credit before impacting with concussive force against the surprisingly soft skull of emperor palpatine, gladhanding for the press in the courtyard of the senate below

the resulting explosion is caught on many cameras

[turtleblogatlast]

One of my favorite headcanons is that Leo grew up watching telenovelas with Splinter.

It just works so well - his bits of Spanish that he spouts randomly, his showy way of apologizing, and, of course, his love for dramatic betrayals all point to this being a very real possibility.

Plus, it’s very cute to imagine a tiny Leo at his father’s side as they both gasp in shock when the show’s eighth plot twist in just as many episodes happens.

[faunandfloraas]

So when you leave this world, you want to be holding this bottle of sea water?

[egophiliac]

LET THE BOY HAVE AN EDUCATION

officially at the point where we're starting to see where it's all headed and I am just going NYEEHEEHEE in delight at it all. ahhh...next week can't come soon enough...

[lucidpeech]

The Emperor, in Alexander McQueen RTW 2023