#HE'S SHINY

[jangmi-latte]

HE FUCKING BALD

[mythicalmagical-monkeyman]

Hello for some reason my brain has decided to chew on AU Yellow Robed Demon can I know more about them? 👀

*side eyes old Yellow Robe Demon breakdown post*

K so I've already broke him down, like in a very overarching way so I'll just spill some bullcrap about him here:

(there is like zero consistency in this so hold on)

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So he's no longer Yellow Robe Demon (/j), he's now Hawaiian shirt demon. The dude has a massive collection of Hawaiian shirts;

which he matches with bell bottoms and honestly it's a look. -.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

So you know how in the Shadow and Bone universe the grisha use hand movements/signs to use their powers?

Yeah YRD does the same thing. He uses hand signs to control his sigils/magic along with his go to magic ropes.

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My dude is into disco so much it hurts. Like he heard one song and was hooked. It's the second love of his life (the first being the Jade Maiden) and if you give him the chance to pick the movie for movie night you can bet that it'll be a disco movie. His favorite song is Boogie Wonderland.

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His bestie is the war goddess Jiutian Xuannu and he's like 50% of her impulse control.

They can also share powers. Like that's how close their friendship is their chi is connected allowing them to share powers.

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He can see the FUTURE. It's a little skill he devolved once he went back to the Celestial Realm but seeing the future for him is really hard.

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He's a bit of a klepto. He'll often steal a number of things from the other gods to play pranks on them or assist in helping Jiutian Xuannu with whatever the hell she's currently planning.

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Because of the whole ex-demon thing YRD is usually ostracized by the rest of the celestials. :( so my boy has a lot of free time to listen to disco and steal stuff.

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He's still got this form! ^ It's his op form and it only comes out in really stick situations or dangerous battles.

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Yellow is his color. If he sees you wearing yellow he'll attack(/j). He saw Ma wear yellow and went like "this one I like this one"

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My fella has the most gorgeous grey hair you've ever seen. He's the one with like 20 bottles in his shower while Jiutian Xuannu has the men 3 in 1.

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He's a pretty good singer. :D as most gods are

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He has tone problems, like he'll say joking stuff with a straight face and serious stuff in a very joking manner. It sometimes lightens the mood but other times it just makes it impossible to understand what he really means.

"Wow he's a big dude, he could probably squish us like flies to be honest."

"ARE you JOKING OR you trying to say HE's GOING TO KILL US!?"

*vague shrugging*

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~~Voice Headcanon/song~

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Meme:

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@ elenaA's Windswept Oc Maker picrew! :

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Nah but my man is a wolf so you best believe he's a dog person.

[egophiliac]

finally got some time to finish these guys up! which is sort of ironic considering I started these because I wanted to draw Malleus with a Dragapult, and then I just didn't for a million years!

Malleus has the aforementioned Dragapult, except it's a super special non-canon color Dragapult (like an anime-only form that you could get in-game exclusively through some limited-time event where you have to show up in-person at a specific location in Japan) (it has some wacky overpowered exclusive move/form and the OT is listed as Malleus) (so like that kind of ridiculous specialness) (Leona is extremely salty about this). also hoards and hoards of Dreepy. Dreepy LOVE Malleus. they take naps on his horns inbetween begging him to throw them across the island at mach speeds.

Lilia has a Drampa and a bunch of Woobat that he hasn't actually caught, they just follow him around in swarms because they sense a kinship with him. (also breaking my own rule again to say that he had a Mawile in the past, because...I just really wanted to give him a Mawile...)

Sebek has Sandile for obvious reasons, and also a Pikachu that bullies him relentlessly. :(

Silver has a shiny Corvisquire; I really went back-and-forth on also giving him an Aegislash, but...hm. those pokedex entries though. he can stick with just one for now.

(I hadn't planned on the shiny for him, but after I'd decided on the Corvisquire line and was looking it up for reference, I realized that shiny Rookidee is gold and then turns silver when it evolves and I lost my entire goddamn mind)

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i vote that next year instead of reading Dracula we do a Jeeves & Wooster Book Club. those two never got the rabid tumblr shipping fandom they deserved (disqualified for the sheer technicality of being published a century too soon). we must correct this injustice

[hymnoeides]

Quick Apollo tonight as I try to wrestle his design down…!!

[hinamie]

big fan of panels where they look like they wld beat me up

[musubiki]

balor + ponytail (feat my farmer isa)

[medicalunprofessional]

sorry guys they finally showed me peak fiction . Its called “phantom of the paradise”

[gunstellations]

its sonics turn! 👅

[tornado1992]

A lot of Tails’ stuff being blue, most of Sonic’s belongings having a hint of yellow.

[turtleblogatlast]

One of my favorite headcanons is that Leo grew up watching telenovelas with Splinter.

It just works so well - his bits of Spanish that he spouts randomly, his showy way of apologizing, and, of course, his love for dramatic betrayals all point to this being a very real possibility.

Plus, it’s very cute to imagine a tiny Leo at his father’s side as they both gasp in shock when the show’s eighth plot twist in just as many episodes happens.

[faunandfloraas]

So when you leave this world, you want to be holding this bottle of sea water?

[egophiliac]

LET THE BOY HAVE AN EDUCATION

officially at the point where we're starting to see where it's all headed and I am just going NYEEHEEHEE in delight at it all. ahhh...next week can't come soon enough...

[rooksunday]

the image of an exhausted commander fox, sitting in his office, throttling a datapad and yelling WHY IS MY JOB SPREADSHEETS?? before yowling like a space banshee and frisbeeing the thing through the open window with all the force of kamino-guaranteed strength bolstered by buereaucratic rage, where the datapad sails merrily and speedily for a longer distance than many would credit before impacting with concussive force against the surprisingly soft skull of emperor palpatine, gladhanding for the press in the courtyard of the senate below

the resulting explosion is caught on many cameras

[emacrow]

Jazz always wanted a little brother.

Her best friend's mommy having a baby brother in her tummy, but right now they were at gotham, mom was meeting with some important people while she stay safe in the car with dad sleeping in the front passenger seat.

When she asked her mom and dad for a baby brother earlier that same week, mom had to explained that her tummy was broken after she had her because she was a very special miracle baby because they tried so hard to have her.

Jazz understood but at the same time, she wanted- no she need a baby brother, maybe one with dad's hair and mom's eyes, or maybe one with hair like hair and dad's eyes.

And she was determined, as she snuck out of the fentomobile car, sneaking inside beside the scary ninjas guards that were temporarily distracted.

She was very good at sneaking around thanks to mom training her to stay quiet and hide better then a ghost.

There was pools of ectoplasmic but much dirtier and less cleaner then the stuff mom and dad work with. Container and chambers full of them.

She saw doctor walking out of one room and snuck in before the the door close on her. There was another ectoplasmic container that had babies in them..

One sleeping upside down and the other upside up. The one of the bottom was sleeping but the older has his eyes open, revealing pretty blue eyes like dad's eyes.

She chewed on her bottom lip a bit and weigh her short limited choices as nodding.

She close her eyes, focusing as she quickly started to float a bit wobbly, sticking her small hands onto the glass ectoplasmic ball using her secret powers that she had learned without mom and dad noticing.

Her invisible hand grabbed the baby slowly, making it invisible as she pulled it out of the ectoplasmic ball.

The baby was very small and light then a feather while covered in wet ectoplasm goop.. the baby cough a bit, dripping ectoplasm out his mouth, squirming a bit as he was about to male a fuzz but quiet down as she held him close into her warm fuzzy jacket.

She snuck back out of the room and quickly out of the place all the way back into fentonmobile..

Covering the baby with her Einstein beat designed blanket, cleaning the baby up like she would with her baby dolls, and she open the empty toy baby bottle and open her mini almond milk jug, then pour the milk in and close it, after remembering to cut a little open hole on the tip of the hard plastic nibble part.

Scooting over to the baby, and carefully picking him up and helding him close onto her lap like she seen the mommy do on TV as she press the toy baby bottle again the baby's mouth.

It would be 1 hour later before mom came back looking excited then 2 hours later after they left gotham before a soft baby wail woke her dad from the backseat of the fenton car where jazz was.

Jazz was pink in the face as she was trying to hide the baby but she couldn't stop him from crying.

It would 20 minutes of jazz lying straight to her parents's faces on where she found the baby, and it would forever be her only best lie she ever told that convinced them to adopt the baby boy that was now named danny..

Meanwhile back at league of Assassin headquarters. The head scientist has noticed that the first unborn twin baby has been removed early then schedule, probably due to natural condition of death since the first one has a much weaker pulse compared to the second unborn baby which Talia had name Damian later.

The leading scientist check off the existence of the supposed first born who went without a name on the data base...

Unknownly to both parties, Jazz was very happy to have a little brother of her own now, even if his eyes flashes green a bit from time to time.

[frogteethblogteeth]

Frog automaton, Switzerland, c. 1820  !