#HE WAS MY FAVORITE WHYYYYYYYYY)

[theriverdraws]

SPOILERS FOR ALIEN STAGE FINAL (ROUND 7)

How about we rename Alien Stage to "Mizi watches everyone she cares about, quite literally everybody, DIE and the pain is neverending someone PLEASE KILL HER"

CAN'T WAIT FOR HYUNA TO KILL HERSELF TAKING DOWN LUKA WITH HER AND THEN MIZI ENDS UP ALONE IN THE END. I CANNOT WAIT.

[shannonallaround]

After pondering on it for several days, I have officially decided I did not like the direction of KFP4 and have banished it from my brain. It is no longer canon. KFP4? What's that? Don't know what you're talking about.

[crepe-of-wrath]

Shouta Saturday Scenario

Notes/Warnings: 18+; fem reader; probably about as domestic as my writing gets

(oh my god, hot dark-haired man with perfect jawline and the perfect sexy amount of sternness, why don't you exist?! whyyyyyyyyy?)

You'd had a bad day.

You kind of didn't want to even go to Shouta's place--childish and unbecoming sulking was your preferred reaction to disappointment and you preferred to have your little snits when you were alone--but you had agreed days ago and it was so rare that he had enough time off to even have dinner with you that you knew you couldn't squander this. You'd just have to hold it together until later that evening.

Instead of coming to his door to answer your knock, Shouta just called "Open," so you let yourself in. He was sitting on the threadbare sofa and irritation was just radiating off of him.

You locked eyes and each said, almost simultaneously, "Bad day?"

"Yeah," you said.

"Likewise," he replied. "Delivery, then?"

You pulled out your phone and placed an order for a few reliable favorites. When you were done, you stood awkwardly for a moment, not know if Aizawa wanted space or if he wanted--

"Sit," he said, patting the sofa.

You didn't need to be told twice. You leaned into his shoulder and he started gently rubbing the nape of your neck. Neither of you said a thing, just letting the silly show on the TV wash over you both.

The stillness was broken when you had to go get the food, but not for long. You both scarfed down your food, as though you both realized that the inconvenient need for bodily sustenance was interfering with your ability to touch. It wasn't long before you were wrapped up in one another again.

As the night wore on, you both loosened up a bit, each making witty and humorous barbs about what was on the TV.

When you woke up the next morning, haphazardly laid across Shouta's lap with your legs folded in a weird way that you definitely were going to feel later in the day, the TV was still on.

[ohmotherwhereartthou-if]

Continuing my tour of my fav IFs/authors. I'm giving yall some fictional love lives... 👀 If you HAD absolutely HAD to choose one of your ROs/ side characters to romance. Who would it be and whyyyyyyyyy?? Also Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ♥️

Hiiiiiiii,

And ayo! You don't have to call me out for being single like that. 😭✋🏽

It really isn't any competition tbh, Tomás is the closest thing to my type out of the RO's and honestly he isn't even that close for what I usually go for in fiction. I tried really hard to stay away from just making any of the RO's into my "dream type" and instead I based a lot of them on real people that I have met across the span my life.

Besides, my fictional taste in men is absolute ✨Garbage✨.

I love yanderes and toxic af fictional men. The more possessive, jealous, controlling, and manipulative; the hotter they are to me. I know it isn't healthy, which is why I only like them in fantasies.

Tomás would probably still the healthiest choice BY FAR when compared to my 'F' tier quality, list of favorite fictional crushes. The slow burn would probably make me want to blow my brains out, though.

[cosmicapplecore]

I honestly think the Minecraft movie should've picked between keeping the blocks or ditching it. One of the other. Not both. However, I do see what they're attempting. I was reading comments on the trailers like "it should've been animated" and while I don't think that's a bad idea, I know that's not what the creators were intending. They wanted it to be live action. A mesh between two worlds. Which can be done! With some success... sometimes. If they were to keep the actors as real people then my personal opinion to make it look better is to:

1. keep the structures blocky

Looking closely at the stone buildings and the wood detailing is I think my favorite part. They put some amount of detail into it and it actually looks pretty okay to me. It's like Minecraft with a little extra realism.

2. make the animals look a little more realistic or even simpler

At the moment they're off-putting in a bad way. I don't know how to fix it, maybe just make the face simpler with a more dead inside look or make them look more like their animal? I'm just glad they didn't make them look like actual animals with their fur/hair cut like squares. Would've been funny though.

and 3. desaturate the colors

The colors I think are the most wacky thing to me. You can make an appealing kids movie with less saturated colors. For example, Princess and the Frog is gorgeous with its colors. The film uses color to draw your eye to center aspects of a scene or even conveyed character growth. The Minecraft movie is just a pain to my eyes like why is the grass so painfully bright green? Even the block in the game has a less saturated green. The world looks like it was just made to be a marketable toy.

Also WHY THE HELL IS STEVE NOT BLOCKY BUT A LITERAL GUY?! IF YOU'RE GONNA COMMIT TO THE CREATURES BEING BLOCKY MAKE STEVE FUCKING BLOCKY I DONT UNDERSTAND OTHER THAN "i WaNt JaCk BlAcK tO bE sTeVe" LIKE WHYYYYYYYYY??? unless it's lore relevant. Like was Steve isekai-ed as well and has been stuck here for awhile? slay. that's great. but if he wasn't then whyyyy

[iys-cloud]

I JUST FINISHED THE MAZE RUNNER MOVIE SAGA AND I CAN'T. WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO KILL OFF NEWT IT WAS NOT NECESSARY YOU BITCH I'M BAWLING MY EYES OUT WHYYYYYYYYY NO RL WHY HE WAS MY FAVORITE!!!!

Pd: Teresa's a bitch and I'm glad she's dead

[dracoandthehounds]

For the fic ask -- either question 11 or 12 for hounds of love? Or you can choose any fic from the series if you're inclined to answer :D

Oooooh okay!!!

11. What do you like best about this fic?

I'd say... My favorite part of this fic/series is getting a chance to develop out complex characters that didn't get as much attention in the canon. Like developing Draco's motivations so he's less of like a Heel character. Or the plans I have for Pansy specifically feel really exciting. And, of course, Nell :) It means so much to me that people like her!!! Because she's entered a world of characters that people have known forever and cared about forever so it means a lot to me that people are liking her too :)))

And more specifically...... there are a handful of scenes coming up at the start of the next installment that I am very excited for. My hint is that these scenes will take place before Harry gets attacked by the dementors, and then after his move to the order headquarters but before his trial :)

12. What do you like least about this fic?

The fact that it won't write itself hahahaha lmao.

I'd say...... I like the least when I have to stick to certain canon moments in order for the plot to develop how I want it to. So, like, I wish I could find a way to exonerate Sirius in the books because I feel like his reintroduction to the wizarding world and how that sort of shakes things up could be sooooooo good but if I did that, then Harry wouldn't be at Privet Drive pre-OOTP, which would throw off the dementor & expulsion plot-lines which are really important to the story and things I *do* want to incorporate.

Oh and the other thing I like least is having to fix a lot of Rowling's plot-holes lol. Like... having characters be smart and come up with intelligent responses to their problems is something that is really important to me as a writer, so sometimes I come across things in the canon that just make no sense lol. (like, for example, in the second book--- why weren't the petrified students sent to St. Mungo's, and why couldn't Hogwarts idk order out for some Mandrakes??? Like why are they dependent on the mandrakes that the *second-year students* are growing??????

So I made up some casual mention by Ron about a wizarding flu that used up all the mandrakes in the series lol.

Like these things are probably things that don't matter to readers since it's just part of canon but I like... cannot move past them lol. It makes it hard to write if I feel like there's an inconsistency, especially since I'm writing in Nell's story to include stuff like Death Eaters and the Unforgiveable Curses since the first book, which don't actually appear until the fourth book in the original canon. So it's a lot to sort of keep up with in my head and to be prepared to have a logical explanation for certain things.

like.... here are some things that I have/will need to adjust bc their explanation doesn't really work in canon or i hate the way Rowling did it bc it was bigoted or stupid lmao:

why the trio didn't have food during the horcrux hunt

why harry can't move out of privet drive

the seven potters plan (okay this one just never made sense to me like i really feel like it could be fixed so much.......... but i have come up with a fix for it that i'm extremely excited about lmao. it's made my annoyance at this plot point go away.)

prev. mentioned mandrake issue

the time-turners

the goblet of fire (why can't harry just not try hard at the tasks....)

the house-elves

werewolves

giants

centaurs

veela

transfiguration of (for example) rats into goblets? / transfiguration in general.

whyyyyyyyyy tf they brought the literal most aggressive breed of dragon to be used in the first task????

the animagus ritual / why more characters don't do it

love potions (ughghhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghghhhh)

how harmful the memory-wiping charm is in actuality

fixing characters who are one-note ways for Rowling to hate on groups of people.... (i.e. the Dursleys are bad, and a large part of that is bc Vernon and Dudley are really fat????? wtf???) (or like.... Lockhart and Karkaroff are feminine men.... SURPRISE they're evil and creepy!!!! or Lavender Brown likes girly things.... she sucks. the best girls are Hermione and Ginny bc they are Not Like Other Girls. And Lupin who is a werewolf [as a metaphor for AIDS - explicitly stated by JKR] is 100% straight and now married to a woman nearly twenty years younger than him.... like Jo. You used the historically-used method for gay coding trope of lycanthropy and then got mad when people read it as gay...... so you hetero'd him off into a weird shoved together marriage???) sorry that's just my JKR rant lmao.

I hope these answers were interesting!!!!!! Thank you for sending in the ask <3

[ethereal-maia]

1, 2, 3, and 4 for the book asks!

1: favorite book of all time?

AUGHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYY?!???! Ahhh… it’s got to be… UM… THE INQUISITORS TALE BY ADAM GIDWITZ!!!!! Man. One of the most beautiful books I’ve ever had the fortune of reading. It’s a fictional tale of medieval France and it’s absolutely gorgeous. Literally one of the prettiest books I own because it’s ILLUMINATED!!! Like old scripts done by medieval monks! But instead of monks, it’s Hatem Aly, and he does a truly lovely job of enhancing the book with his illustrations. God. I think about this book all the time ok I used to read it once a month that’s how enchanting it is. I’ll never shut up about it and I’ll never stop loving it.

Also A Little Princess by Frances Hodgeson Burnett bc that book basically raised me <333

2: favorite book at the moment?

ooooh idk… I’ll say The Language of Thorns by Leigh Bardugo for now bc it’s got so many beautiful stories and it’s also one of the prettiest books I own… it’s kind of a twisted fairytale anthology of sorts, remixing a little mermaid, beauty and the beast, the nutcracker + the velveteen rabbit, Hansel and Gretel, and also putting a twist on classic tropes and it’s LOVELYYYY (it’s also set in the Grishaverse so uh. check it out if yiu ever have the time <33)

3: most recent book added to your favorites?

AHHH!! I went to the library recently so I got to find new books and oughhh I have really good taste based off of covers apparently. It’s called Junior High and it’s by twins Tegan and Sara Quin, and it’s another middle-grade graphic novel! It’s a memoir of sorts about Tegan and Sara’s 7th grade year, and it’s illustrated by Tillie Walden (I LOVE TILLIE WALDEN SO MUCH AUGHHHHH) and it’s a really really cute coming-of-age book!! I cried 👍✨

4: a few books you’d recommend?

HAHAHAAA MY TIME HAS COME! look them up yourself bc I haven’t the time to go in detail about them all but trust me that they’re good books and don’t judge them off the cover only ☺️ Also I’m rating them out of 10 so you know how I feel about them!

Ivy Aberdeen’s Letter to the World by Ashley Herring Blake - 12648/10

Queen of the Sea by Dylan Meconis - 10/10

Speak: the graphic novelization by Laurie Halse Anderson and Emily Carroll - 15789/10

Stepsister by Meghan Donnelly - 8/10

Anne of Greenville by Mariko Tamaki - 9/10

[shadow-the-artist-idiot]

Hi, magnus archive spoilers again. I say while crying.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, RIP OUT MY HEART AND CARVE IT OPEN WHY DONT YOU. WHYYYY. EPISODE 200 WAS THE ONLY EPISODE TO MAKE ME GENUINELY CRY,,, WHYYYYYYYYY. JON, BABYGIRL, IF YIU WENT WITH THE PLAN YOU COULDVE HAD A HAPPY ENDING WITH MARTIN YOU BASTARD. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. JON BABYGIRL I LOVE YOU BUT YOURE FUCKING STUPID. AKABSKABAAAAAAA.

GOD i loved that SO MUCH. The character arcs were so good, my personal favorite being Jons, though I am incredibly biased(hes my babygirl). The way he was dragged unwillingly into being an avatar of the eye,, slowly getting marked by every entity, everyone blaming him even though its NOT HIS FAULT, finally managing to get martin back only to be forced to cause the apocalypse by Elias,,, AAAAAAAA. You can literally hear him slowly start to become less and less human,, aksjkqsj. GOD i love that STUPID BASTARD. He tried so hard to save everyone, to keep martin safe, only to doom Martin to die with him after he killed jonah. GOD i cant imagine the PAIN. Imagine being forced to kill your lover, that would be so fucking traumatizing. Though, i suppose there wasnt really any effect, seeing as martin died along with him. GODS i NEED MY HAPPY ENDING. IM GONNA FUCKING WKDJKANDW. Ive never needed a fan happy ending more than after this. I need to see jon and martin living together and having a happy ending,,, i cANT I CANT I CANT.

So anyways, if you need me, i will be weeping and inhaling fan content like oxygen

[mycarhasasecret]

Amazing, wonderful, reminds me of Beeverse Wheeljack

Why would you throat punch me like that

Who keeps giving wheeljack facial hair

[socksonat3am]

I've been thinking about the TV show 'Dan vs' and I want to do art based on the characters...but I have no motivation because of pain and sadness and all that other fun junk.

*sigh*

If you haven't seen the show 'Dan vs' I highly recommend it. Its awesome and a lot of people can relate to at least something in it.

[emcon-imagines]

***SPIDERMAN NWH SPOILER WARNING*** First of all KFBDBISVFHRIFJH IT WAS SO GOOD AMAZING INCREDIBLE I CANT DESCRIBE IT. Second sorry if this is long and all over the place idk how to put my thoughts into words in an organized manner. To start, can I just say how much I love Ned, I didn’t realize how funny he was how did I miss it. Also, seeing the movie made me realize just how I had absolutely no fucking clue what the movie was about (cause in my head after accidentally seeing 0.5 second clips, I had made up this whole plot) and then AUNT MAY 😭😭😭😭 If I had been alone watching the movie I would have bawled my eyes out, cause WHY?! They didn’t have to do us like that ;( and then the three spidermans, absolutely BEAUTIFUL *chefs kiss* I loved it all, just seeing them interact idk I can’t explain it, despite not watching their other movies, I LOVED it. (I watched Tobey’s when I was younger but I don’t really remember, and Andrew’s I haven’t watched but I have seen the scene of Gwen). I think this is my favorite Spider-Man movie out of Tom’s three. Also I kind of thought they would make fun of the “with great power comes great responsibility” line cause of how commonly it’s used but nope. And I was a little lost on who the villains were cause you know i haven’t watched their movies but still I loved it. omg I almost forgot how could I. When MJ is falling and Peter tries to catch her but fails and then Andrew’s Spider-Man dives after her cause he couldn’t have what happened to Gwen happen to her and catches her and just holds her while crying 😭😭😭 I will say though that Peter (tom’s) annoyed me a little cause Ik he wanted to help everyone but strange was right cause if he changed the fate of the villains there are gonna be side effects to that, and then he did all of THAT, and Aunt May dying and the whole city basically getting trashed only to end up back to the beginning, only he could have avoided everything if he sent them back 🤡 also I sometimes ruin movies with a lot of special effects for myself cause I just imagine what the behind the scenes must look with them doing silly things and looking stupid and then I feel like I don’t really ENJOY it as much although maybe that’s just me tricking myself into thinking that I’m not enjoying it when I am, I have no clue now (it’s like when I was little and I found out that people lipsync in music videos, my whole world changed) anyways, the ending 🥺🥺 whyyyyyyyyy?;?:$: I just kept thinking about the fact that NO ONE would remember him, like the avengers wouldn’t even know about him anymore, wouldn’t know how much Tony cared for him or their interactions before that (oh my god I wrote that and I just remembered that nat died too and that Steve became a grandpa, and they are the only ones that really interacted with Peter (I think) whatever they are all alive in my head 😌) the whole time after strange wiped their memories, I was waiting for Peter to tell MJ or Ned a whole speech of who he was but he never said anything :( I understand that though, I’m guessing he didn’t want to burden them again with the whole secret seeing as they got into MIT and everything without him interfering, so he just thought they were better without him, but the fact that the audience is left with that, knowing the whole story while the characters don’t, I honestly felt like Peter for a second :(( anyways I’ll end this rant here, i should really go to sleep since it’s 2 in the morning 💃🏻💃🏻 if I remember something tomorrow I’ll be back, but I wanted to get my thoughts before I forgot the movie

First of all, I know that FEELING EXACTLY when you have so many feelings about something and have to type/go so fast so to not forget any of them also it's literally what I'm doing now akjdfhalksjdfh cause I was so excited to hear your thoughts.

YES NED!! He's so underrated imo and one of the reasons I've been trying to feature him more as an independent character in my OC works because he's just genuinely a great friend and reminds me of one of my friends irl just in everything he does. I wanna be his friend so bad

AUNT MAY I WAS SHOCKED. At first I thought she survived so I turned to my friend and was like "haha the power of the milf" and then she died and I was like "THIS IS A CRIME." Devastated. Totally shifted the tone of the Spider-man movies and I'll never be able to watch the first two the same way again.

THE THREE SPIDER-MEN YES THE WAY THE THEATER SCREAMED

I keep doing backflips trying to think of how future movie could repair the Peter, MJ, Ned trio because they're my emotional support friend group and I definitely projected on to that soooo ummm MARVEL FIX THIS especially since i didn't anticipate this for my OC story and now this Feels Bad Man they were friends :(

I was in total denial the whole drive home lol like it was a 90 minute drive and I was just like

Thank you for sharing all of these thoughts I LOVED THEM and also one more thing the fact that they get to still go to MIT!!! (well... MJ and Ned...) ugh so excited for the MCU to come to Boston /s

Ned is totally right Boston has "wicked crime" Spider-man needs to come here STAT

[youtastelike-sunlight]

Because you said it...Troy Bolton.

Whyyyyyyyyy would you do this to me

Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.

[send me your favorite average, white man and i’ll rate him]

[atiny-piratequeen]

Some of my favorite AtT moments.... I liked when Yunho had to face his "demon-self" and literally all his physical body did was stand there because he had no negative feelings in his body, a true golden retriever my goodness.

I also enjoyed, because I like pain, that moment of uncertainty as to whether Jongho would survive in his chapter, and San realizing it was his fault that Hongjoong wasn't turning him.

Also that one moment when Seonghwa and Yunho were getting the sexc times on and Yunho was like "hey lets... try something 😏" and Seonghwa was unsure so Yunho assured that it was safe and he'd never try something on them he hadn't tried himself and Hwa is like what do you get up to when you're alone in your room

Another one because I like pain "how long will you hurt them before they turn their back on you and let the flames take you, just like your sisters did?" WHYYYYYYYYY I love it but AHHHHOOWWWWWW

Also when Joong sank that ship and that lil bitch went die die,, n i ce

The boys being so patient and teaching Mingi to read

Your incorpORATION OF CAPOEIRA

And in general the way you include so many random details that really give each character their own background and life and really bring all the relationships together I just love it your writing and your thinking... so good. (Also you used powers during sex and I was HERE for it)

I'm so fucking sorry this is so long lmao

PLS DONT APOLOGIZE, I ASKED

I try to put as much detail as possible into AtT and it makes me so happy to know yall like the world building and subtle and not so subtle things i add 🥺

[thelastdragneel6417]

𝗗𝘂𝘀𝘁𝗧𝘂𝗯𝗲 𝗝𝗔𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 part 1

(Ok sooo here’s my first time trying to write something original and good god am I nervous soo I hope you all enjoy)

The sun has now just rose above beacon academy signaling the start of a new day, while many would view this day to train or study to improve themselves as huntsmen and huntresses. For the (SUPER AWESOME AMAZING AND SERIOUS) team called team RWBY their is only one word that they would call this day

...

...

𝗕𝗢𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗚

*At Team RWBY’s dorm room*

Yang: *laying on her bed looking throw her scroll before tossing it next to her* uggg I’m booored.

Weiss: * gruntingas she stops working on next weeks homework* normally I would scold you on your bluntness I agree it is quite boring today.

Blake: * siting on her bed reading her por - u mm I mean Um her “high class literature” yeah I agree but what do you ya think we should do?

Yang: *in a thinking pose* ummm how about we got the club?

Blake: *shaking her head* seriously is that all you can think of?

Yang: *in a hurt tone* HEY!!!

Weiss: besides we can’t the bullhead terminals are shut down for repairs after YOU AND NORA ALMOST DESTROYED IT BECAUSE OF YOUR IDIOTIC FIGHT *glaring at Yang*

Yang: *waving her hand defensively* hey in my defense Nora started it server her right for saying that pancakes are better that wallfls and besides I won it in the end.

Blake: no you didn’t Nora clobbered you into the ground.

Yang: *angry* hey whose side are you on anyway!?!?

Blake: *rolling her eyes* anyway how about we head to the library?

Weiss: that’s an excellent idea Blake. I think some time in the library would do us all some good.

Yang: ugggg no not the library I though we decided to kill our boredom not to kill me!!!

Weiss: you can stand to improve your book smart you barbaric bimbo *glareing at Yang knowing fill well that she probably a single second in the library during the new semester*

Yang: hey I’ll have you know that physical strength and training are more valuable than reading a few book right sis?

*silence*

Yang: *confused* umm sis???

*yang and the girls all turn to look at Ruby’s bunk to see that she’s laying on her stomach kicking her feet in the air in a childish manner headphones on her head humming along to a song not paying attention to the argument going on*

Yang: Ruby? *no answer* hey Ruby?? *still no answer frustrated Yang walks over to Ruby lifts one side of her headphones and screams in her ear* RUBY!?!?!

Ruby: *leaps I. The air in shock before landing on her butt in shock* owww *rubbing her butt to suve the pain before glaring at Yang* why would you do that?

Yang: sorry sis but I could get your attention what were you doing anyway?

Weiss: yes I would like to know too? *internaly* probably reading on of her childish comic books uggg what a dolt?

Ruby: ohh I was just listening to JAGames *ploping herself off the ground before jumping back on top of her bunk*

Weiss: *confused having never heard of what that dolt they called a leader was talking about* JA who???

Ruby: *gasping in shock before using her semblance to bolt over to Weiss getting right up to her face* YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF JAGAMES!?!?

Blake: *anoyingly picking rose petals out of her hair and book* let’s assume we haven’t who are you talking about?

Ruby: *wipping her head around to Blake before screeching* HE’S ONLY THE GREATEST DUSTTUBE SINGER OF ALL TIME!!!!

Weiss: DustTube??? You mean that stupid website where people post those idiotic videos of themselves???

Blake: I wouldn’t say that DustTube it that bad you can make some serious money if you’re committed to it.

Yang: yeah but a DustTube singer is not a good thing to hear cause most of them are absolutely horrible *cringing as she remembers that Oum awful rap named “It’s Just Today Mate” by Ten Team*

Ruby *scoffs like she’s offended* ugh JAGames is nothing like them he’s a thousand times better than them his singing, his rhythm, and his music makes it look like all those other wanna bees are just babies playing with a baby piano.

Blake: huh seems like you know this guy a lot?

Ruby: of course I do I’m his number one fan after all I’ve listened to all of his music and bought all of his merch and all his albums JAGames’ music have gotten me through some tough times so I will always love him even though he has never shown his face.

Yang: huh soo that’s where all that stuff came from I’ve always wondered about that also *grinning* aren’t you already dating a certain noodle boy right now for shame Ruby how could you break jaunes heart by having an affair?

Weiss: I still don’t know what you see in that dolt *rolling her eyes back not truly understanding why ruby would want to date that idiot but nether the less grateful that he has stop relentlessly trying to ask her out*

Ruby: *beet red embarrassed* Yannng stop that it’s not like that all *blushing* even though I really like him and his music I will always love my sweet knight more.

Ruby: anyway I’ve got an idea since I’ve talked about JAGames this long *an ear to ear smile creeps up on her lips before shouting* WOULD YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO SOME OF HIS MUSIC WITH ME!?!?

Weiss: *appoled* are you crazy!?!? No why would we ever want to listen to your stupid music!?!?

Yang: I’m in sounds like fun

Weiss: *shocked* WHAT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

Yang: it sounds fun anything to beat this boredom and besides I’ve been trying to find some new music for a while now.

Weiss: fine then be that way but know that Blake and I won’t be bothered to listen to your childish music.

Blake: actually I’ll join in too.

Weiss: *absolutly shocked* WHYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!

Blake: same as Yang seems like fun also I’ve just finished reading my book so I e got nothing else better to do.

Yang: see even kitty cat wants to watch with us *blake glares at Yang for saying that* so whatcha say I’ve queen care to join us?

Ruby: *giving Weiss the worlds most dangerous weapon known to man the dreaded puppy dog eyes* plweeessszzzzzzzzzz?????

Weiss: *unable to resist the deadly powers of the puppy dog eyes* I— umm I ohhh alright I’ll listen to your stupid music what kind of music does he make anyway?

Ruby: *jumping up and down excited* yay thank you bestie ohh he mostly makes rock -metal songs some time a little bit of pop and always follows a certain theme.

Weiss: *annoyed by knowing that she’s going to be listening to that barbaric type of music* and that I is???

Ruby: *embarrassed* umm video games?

Weiss: WHAT THOSE STUPID IDIOTIC CHILDISH GAMES THAT ARE A WASTE OF TIME WHY DID I EVER AGREE TO THIS *exclaimed loudly but secretly at the same happy because deep down she is a HUGE gamer a secret that she will take to the grave* AND YOU *pointing to Blake* ARE OK WITH IT!?!?!

Blake: why not? I don’t have a problem with video games sometimes they can tell a story better that a book.

Yang: welp too late to turn back know soo sis what song are we listening to today?

Ruby: *excitedly grabs her scroll unplugs her headphones and sets her scroll near her freinds* how about his newest one it’s a remake of one of my favorites I’m sure y’all will love it!!!

https://youtu.be/wNI0VCRmQ0c

(Here’s the song if you want to sing along)

🎶following total atomic anihilation🎶

🎶the rebuilding our this great nation our ours my fall to you🎶

🎶that’s why we at vault-tech have prepared these educational materials🎶

🎶for you to better understand the seven defining attributes that make you🎶

🎶special🎶

🎶the future fotells a tale of when the world goes🎶

🎶BOOM🎶

🎶BOOM🎶 (when the world goes BOOM BOOM)🎶

🎶nobody prepared🎶

🎶don’t think anybody cared about the🎶

🎶SOLE TRUTH (nobody cared about the SOLE TRUTH)🎶

🎶oh the bombs🎶

🎶they rose🎶

🎶 now everybody knows the🎶

🎶DOOMS DAY DEVICE(DOOMS DAY DEVICE)🎶

🎶claustrophobia🎶

🎶autotrophic🎶

🎶catostrophic hell🎶

🎶will be soo🎶

🎶and be up in the sky🎶

🎶even when the world feels🎶

🎶lonely and cold inside🎶

🎶even when the heart feels🎶

🎶BLISTERED FORM THE SCENES🎶

🎶for they will fall🎶

🎶For they will rise🎶

🎶for they would tear apart the view 🎶

🎶from your very eyes🎶

🎶take your hindsight and Change the world🎶

🎶FOR A NEW BEGINNING🎶

🎶for its now your chance🎶

🎶to use your hands🎶

🎶descend through the cracked in the dirt🎶

🎶WHERE YOU STAND🎶

🎶take on the vast open🎶

🎶MASQUERADE🎶

🎶THIS IS ATOMIC RENEGADE🎶

🎶following total atomic anihilation🎶

🎶the rebuilding our this great nation our ours my fall to you🎶

🎶that’s why we at vault-tech have prepared these educational materials🎶

🎶for you to better understand the seven defining attributes that make you🎶

🎶resources are scarce prepare yourself for homicidal🎶

🎶RAMPAGE (HOMICIDAL RAMPAGE)🎶

🎶 claim you’re rightful place🎶

🎶mark the writing on your face turn a🎶

🎶NEW PAGE (WRITING ON YPUR FACE TURN A NEW AGE)🎶

🎶well the bomb🎶

🎶they took🎶

🎶your land and now you’re🎶

🎶LEFT ALL ALONE (LEFT ALL ALONE)🎶

🎶Thers masses of🎶

🎶rebellious🎶

🎶proposterous, demonical🎶

🎶CARNAGE READY FOR YOUR BONES🎶

🎶use your senses and you’ll🎶

🎶PROVE YOU’RE WHOLE AGAIN🎶

🎶you’re the hero of this🎶

🎶LAND DEMISED WITH PAIN🎶

🎶for they will fall🎶

🎶For they will rise🎶

🎶for they would tear apart the view 🎶

🎶from your very eyes🎶

🎶take your hindsight and Change the world🎶

🎶FOR A NEW BEGINNING🎶

🎶for its now your chance🎶

🎶to use your hands🎶

🎶descend through the cracked in the dirt🎶

🎶WHERE YOU STAND🎶

🎶take on the vast open🎶

🎶MASQUERADE🎶

🎶THIS IS ATOMIC RENEGADE🎶

🎶now let’s begin with some simple instructions on what makes you a

SPECIAL 🎶

🎶strength🎶

🎶build your ability’s to carry more🎶

🎶persecution🎶

🎶will keep your aim right where you want it to be🎶

🎶endurance🎶

🎶bronze will tackle foes but how long for?🎶

🎶charisma🎶

🎶socialize enemies are closer than you think🎶

🎶intelligence🎶

🎶outsmart your foes with gadgets capable of removing harm🎶

🎶agilety 🎶

🎶build your reflexes to defend from approaching scum🎶

🎶luck🎶

🎶Tatic and strength is one thing🎶

🎶but some times all it takes is good luck🎶

🎶now take your world and throw it upside down🎶

🎶one man pushes through🎶

🎶ONE🎶

🎶MUTANT🎶

🎶AT🎶

🎶A🎶

🎶TIME🎶

*insert guttiar solo*

🎶for you will rise🎶

🎶through hell and back🎶

🎶you fortell of time when you were under attack🎶

🎶put your hindsight and change the world🎶

🎶for they will fall🎶

🎶For they will rise🎶

🎶for they would tear apart the view 🎶

🎶from your very eyes🎶

🎶take your hindsight and Change the world🎶

🎶FOR A NEW BEGINNING🎶

🎶for its now your chance🎶

🎶descend through the cracked in the dirt🎶

🎶WHERE YOU STAND🎶

🎶take on the vast open🎶

🎶MASQUERADE🎶

🎶THIS IS ATOMIC RENEGADE🎶

🎶TAKE THE WORLD AND BEGIN🎶

🎶THE CHARGE OF THE DAMNED🎶

🎶BE SURE TO DEFENS🎶

🎶YOUR BRETHREN FRIEND🎶

🎶YOUR ARMY DECENDS🎶

🎶YOU SAVE ANEW RACE 🎶

🎶UNTILL THE END🎶

Ruby: *nervous* sooo what do you girls think???

Yang:That. Was. Awesome Sis that has got to be one of the best songs I’ve ever heard it was soo action packed.

Blake: I have to agree that was a very good song not my cup of tea but still very good nonetheless.

Ruby: YAY that two for three sooo bestie did you like it???

Weiss: *quiet as a mouse and as stiff as a board before throwing her hands up in the air and screaming*HATED IT THAT WAS THE WORST SONG IVE EVER HEARD

RUBY: *almost as pale as a ghost and on the verge of tear* W-w WHAT!?!?!?

(That’s all I can type was it good or shit (sorry if it was) this is the longest thing I’ve ever typed here I hope you all enjoy) (don’t worry jaune comes in next part with a secret)

[imafrickinfox]

w. what did whales do

FINALLY SOMEONE ASKED

ALRIGHT HERE WE GO I HAVE PREPARED FOR THIS MOMENT FOR MONTHS (to write it on tumblr.... i’ve given many people irl this speech)

So we shall start with Pixar and their 5th animated film, Finding Nemo (2003), released exactly 11 months before my birth. Given my parents already had a two year old child (my older sister), naturally they purchased the film to entertain her. She loved it, because she loved ocean movies ever since she saw The Little Mermaid (1989), which is her all-time favorite movie to this day. It quickly became a family favorite because the it wasn’t a musical (the father hates musicals) and thus made a good alternative to The Little Mermaid (1989). Because my sister and I shared a bedroom as kids, I also grew up watching this movie. And Since she’s older, I had no choice in the matter.

If you don’t recall/have never seen the movie, there is one blue tang by the name of Dory, voiced by Ellen Degeneres, famous lesbian and host of The Ellen Degeneres Show. This character, among causing a spike of interest in a very venomous fish, is a dumbass. While lost in the depths of the open ocean, Dory and Marlin (the father of the titular character) see my worst fucking nightmare in the distance: the silhouette of wittle bitty fish- but oh wait, it’s actually A FUCKING BLUE WHALE FROM FAR AWAY.

Dory then claims that she can “speak whale”, and thus asks for directions. Being the dumbass she is, she proceeds to “speak whale,” in a scene which legitimately haunts me to this day, as the silhouette disappears. She then tries “different dialects” as Marlin tells her he’s gone and she offended him, also that she sounds like she’s speaking upset stomach. As this exchange goes on, we see the background get darker- as if the silhouette is behind them. It is. A faint whale song is heard. And it gets closer and louder and closer and louder until BAM! KRILL ARE SWIMMING FOR THEIR LIVES AS A HUGE WALL OF BALEEN SLOWLY GETS CLOSER TO MARLIN AND DORY (and the CAMERA) and they are swallowed into the gaping mouth of this monster. 

After this, they struggle to survive inside the whale’s mouth, at one point they hold on to the TASTE BUDS OF THE TONGUE TO AVOID BEING SWALLOWED. They have a heart-to-heart and then the whale blows them out of it’s blowhole right outside where they’re supposed to be. 

I DON’T CARE THAT THE WHALE WAS HELPFUL. THAT SHIT SCARED ME FOR LIFE. (no references were used for this summary of that scene. that is how scared i am by this fucking scene- it has ingrained itself into my memory.) 

Also in part Pinocchio made this fear worse, even though I didn’t watch it as much. (for those who don’t know- Pinocchio features Monstro, a whale that is literally the worst thing I’ve ever seen. I hate him and his stupid face, but at least he has teeth.)

Also wtf is up with baleen (the weird straw-like things that take the place of teeth in some whales)??? I know the filter feeder thing, but wtf??? I want to know what evolutionary chain did that. I would google it, but google gives you pictures and I like sleeping. Whale sharks are filter feeders and they just go :0 and just monch monch you know? WHY BALEEN WHY DO YOU EXIST!

Oh hey you know how big a blue whale is, right? NONONO YOU DON’T! It’s heart is the size of a small car. I can literally crawl through most of its major arteries. That’s not ok. AND YOU KNOW THE WORST PART???? A female blue whales vagina is so large that five GROWN MEN can lay across it. WHYYYYYYYYY

And whale skulls. No brain, just void.

So that’s mostly about humpbacks and blues, what about the toothy bois? Are they chill? No. Except sperm whales (even tho I hate their name) and smaller ones like belugas. ORCAS CAN SUCK MY DICK THOUGH. I saw a documentary (narrated by Sir David Attenborough, so you know it’s legit) that said that they literally play with their food. While it’s alive. Just tossin it like a fucking volleyball. THEY EAT SEALS. SEALS ARE BASICALLY CHUBBY OCEAN DOGS WTF SHAMOO?? 

tl;dr

Why do you need a tldr, do you not care about me and my STRUGGLES??? jk it’s cool just take my word for it.

So in conclusion, Finding Nemo fucked me up, whale anatomy is so fucking wack it gives me nightmares, i don’t respect orcas, and tag your whales, please. For my sake :)

Also I have no sources. Google it yourself, if I’m wrong, tell me. Whales stick suck ass though.