#HE WAS MY FAVORITE WHYYYYYYYYY)

[theriverdraws]

SPOILERS FOR ALIEN STAGE FINAL (ROUND 7)

How about we rename Alien Stage to "Mizi watches everyone she cares about, quite literally everybody, DIE and the pain is neverending someone PLEASE KILL HER"

CAN'T WAIT FOR HYUNA TO KILL HERSELF TAKING DOWN LUKA WITH HER AND THEN MIZI ENDS UP ALONE IN THE END. I CANNOT WAIT.

[sephirthoughts]

I would honestly love for you to answer all the "Honest Character Asks" for Sephiroth, but instead, what I'm going to do is ask you to answer the ten that you most want to be asked. Is that okay?

[from this ask game]

hoohoohoo i get to pick!!!

OH NO actually choosing on my own is way harder than having them chosen for me

WHYYYYYYYYY

nvm it was actually pretty easy

here ya go!!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

3. What first drew you to this character?

i saw this gif going around on the internet and found out it was real and not a mod, and joined tumblr about it. this is not a joke

5. If this character were a woman, would you honestly still like them? Or in reverse, what if they were a man?

if sephiroth was a woman and he was *exactly the same* i would still like him exactly as much (probably a lot MORE if we're being honest). HOWEVER. square enix does an absolutely deplorable awful embarrassing shit-ass job writing and designing female characters, and i do not believe for one second that they could be trusted with a female version of sephiroth, who they wrote intending her to be female.

gender transposition of the character as-is: 👍✅

squeenix-designed and written female version: 👎🚫

8. Does the character’s looks/design matter to you?

yes. absolutely. if he didn't have long-ass white anime hair and a needlessly dramatic FLOOR LENGTH BLACK LEATHER coat, how would i know he was a villain/ridiculous edgelord and thus awesome?

11. How did you “fall in love” with this character?

i had only heard vaguely of final fantasy until fairly recently, but i knew there was a guy i called "the hot one" with long white hair, and i could tell he was an absolutely ridiculous edgelord from his clothing and design, so i knew i'd like him, if i ever got round to checking out this final fantasy thing. then i heard his name was SEPHIROTH which is a PLURAL TERM for an esoteric religious concept and i laughed so hard i woke up my cat, and decided i had to know more about him. THEN i found out he had A SINGLE BLACK WING and a HUGE SWORD and CAT EYES and i was absolutely done for. heart stolen

i just can't resist a ridiculous edgelord what can i say

16. Have you ever cried when thinking about this character? Genuinely?

yes. genuinely. FIGHT ME

17. Have you ever felt physical pain over this character? (ex: physical heartache).

same answer COME AT ME

31. Are you ashamed of liking this character?

i have never been ashamed of anything i have liked ever in my life

44. Which season makes you think of this character?

winter. sephiroth is a winter baby. @getvalentined has a whole thing explaining that he was likely born on christmas day, with which i agree heartily. and he's a winter color-pallette. also there is no way that coat works in any other season without him being a fire hydrant of sweat

46. How much do bad interpretations of this character upset you?

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😬

all joking aside, they don't upset me so much as annoy me. i don't care about "being right" i just can't stand misinformation. i have this weird tic where i really need things to be as accurate as possible. also my motive in analysing or explaining or talking with people about a thing is mostly to share my enjoyment of the thing, and if people wildly misunderstand the thing, they might not enjoy it as much as they could. my autistic is showing isn't it. oops

49. What’s your favorite personality trait in this character?

my favorite personality trait of sephiroth is his gentleness.

yes i know he's a genocidal maniac who wants to incinerate the planet's population and use it as a spaceship, ignore all that.

pre-nibelheim fire, he's actually one of the gentlest male characters i've ever seen in a video game. and he's not meant to be effeminate or a pathetic pushover, which is usually the only way you see men portrayed as soft or gentle in japanese media (and tbh most western media).

he's the most famous warrior in the world. he's possibly the strongest being on the planet. he could kill you with a snap of his fingers. and despite all that, he is nothing even vaguely resembling an alpha-male toxic masculinity case. he's not even standoffish or arrogant. he's just...gentle. he's soft-spoken, thoughtful, courteous, self-effacing, and compassionate. he treats his subordinates with kindness and respect. he tries to make other people comfortable and thinks of them before himself.

he's not weak, he is using a soft touch and a light step, intentionally, so as not to frighten or damage all the little humans. that is incredibly endearing and a thing i love about him

thank you for the ask!! 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤

[ali-anne-undertale-stoof]

Warning: This chapter is filled with lethal levels of cute and silly. Read at your own risk.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/59131027/chapters/165727099#workskin

Chapter 23: Spaced Out!

"OH MY! THE WATER! IT'S... ON FIRE!"

Mettaton always had this thing for making everything dramatic, but for Papyrus, it's only assurance that yes, Undyne DOES cool spaghetti properly! The Great and Diligent Papyrus scribbled this incident down on his notepad before he cast his eyes on the TV, ready for the next tip.

If Papyrus looked outside, he would've noticed that he and Sans were snowed in... Snowdin? Snowed in. Snowdin. Ha. Funny. Pun aside, being trapped inside with your brother often can lead to boredom. And when you're bored of being alone, and you have no one but your brother around, then there's only one logical conclusion.

And that's why Sans came downstairs. Papyrus internally groaned. He REALLY didn't want his brother interrupting his cooking show. But alas, he was going to anyway.

With a wide, cheesy grin, Sans plonked his bottom on the sofa right beside Papyrus. Papyrus tried desperately to ignore Sans and focus on the show, but he knew Sans wasn't gonna let that slide. And he didn't.

"hey, bro. papyrus. papyrus. papyrus. paps. pap. pap pap. papaya. papperoo. paper. pepperus. 'rus. ross. pyrus. cyprus. pastarus. papysaurus rex."

Oh, when will this torment end? Oh, and he just couldn't stop poking his temples, whyyyyyyyyy?!?!?!

It didn't take long for Papyrus' short fuse to wear itself out. "WHAT?!?!"

Sans wasn't deterred by Papyrus' annoyance. In fact, it only seemed to encourage him. His face lightened as Papyrus snapped at him.

"WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!"

"hey, bro. can i tell you something?"

"NOW?!"

"yes."

Papyrus let out a long-suffering groan before he paused the TV and crossed his arms, his posture remaining steady. "FINE, WHAT IS IT?"

Delighted, Sans proceeded to rock back and forth slightly. "okay, so i've been reading up on galaxies and can i tell you about this cool galaxy i found?"

"FINE."

"ngc 2936. it's a galaxy that looks like a penguin. it's a penguin galaxy, but people also call it the porpoise galaxy. i can see it, it looks a bit like a porpoise."

Huh. That was... pretty interesting. Papyrus' annoyance slowly melted away as he watched Sans ramble and rock back and forth. He had to admit, it's nice seeing his brother happy.

"it's in the hydra constellation. and well, when i think of hydra, i think water for some reason. and that makes a lot of sense, cuz now i know it has the porpoise galaxy in it. and it looks like a penguin. a penguin. and it's a spiral galaxy too. well, an interacting spiral galaxy, but still, spiral galaxies are my favorite, you've always known this."

Papyrus nodded along before he piped up. "HEY, CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT KIND OF ALIENS LIVE IN THAT GALAXY? IMAGINE TWO SILLY ALIENS LIVING IN THAT SILLY GALAXY TRAVELLING AROUND AND EXPLORING OTHER PLANETS!"

He swore he just saw Sans' eyelights turn into stars. "oh my god, papyrus. heh, you might be onto somethin'. hey, do you think those aliens would have brothers as well?"

"OF COURSE!!! WHY NOT?!?! TWO AMAZING BROTHERS TRAVELLING TO OTHER AMAZING PLANETS IN AN AMAZING GALAXY!!!"

"like ngc 2936."

"HOW DO YOU REMEMBER THAT?!?!"

"i'm a nerd, papyrus. i like numbers."

"WELL, YOU'RE A NERD, ALRIGHT. ANYWAY!!!"

--------

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO CALL THESE ALIENS?!?!

dunno. i guess you can just name one and i'll name the other.

WELL, THEN!!! I'LL SAY, HMM... PAPITEX, THE INTERGALACTIC TECHNOLOGICAL MASTER, HERO OF PLANETS AND GALAXIES!!!

neat. well, i'll name the other santroi. a brilliant nerd and papitex's brotherly sidekick.

WHO INTERRUPTS HIS COOKING SHOWS?

do they have cooking shows in space?

WELL, THEY MIGHT AS WELL DO!!! THIS IS ALL THE IMAGINATION!!! ANYWAY!!! PAPITEX AND SANTROI LIVE IN THIS SPACESHIP THAT THEY BUILT THEMSELVES, BECAUSE THEY ARE GENIUSES!!! AND OF COURSE, PAPITEX IS THE ONE RUNNING EVERYTHING AND BEING THE COOLEST CAPTAIN, LIKE, "NYEH HEH HEH!!! SANTROI, SET A COURSE TO THE NEXT HABITABLE PLANET!!!"

"aye aye, sir."

AND THEN SANTROI WOULD PROVIDE THE COORDINATES!!!

yup. he's a navigator, through and through. "ok, bro, i found the next planet. it's got these cool rings we can surf through."

"SURFING?! THAT'S MY THIRD FAVORITE INTERGALACTIC SPORT!!! ONWARD, BROTHER!!!"

and then they surf round and round the rings until their spaceship runs outta fuel.

WHAT?!?! THEIR SPACESHIP?!?! OUT OF FUEL?!?!

yeah, well, it had to happen eventually. "uh oh."

"WHAT? WHAT IS IT?"

"papitex, i hate to ruin the fun, but we've only got thirty gigiliters of fuel."

"WHAT?!?! BUT THAT'S FAR TOO LITTLE!!! IF WE RUN OUT, WE'LL GET PULLED INTO THE GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THIS VERY PLANET!!!"

they get pulled into the gravitational pull of that very planet.

BUT IT'S OKAY, BECAUSE PAPITEX IS AN EXCELLENT PILOT!!! HE'LL MAKE SURE THEY LAND SAFELY ON THE PLANET!!!

...yeah, i think they crash.

WHAT?!?! WHY?!?!

i dunno, it just seems like they have too little for papitex to do much to save the ship.

WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE SPACESHIP TOO LITTLE FUEL? CAN'T YOU CHANGE IT?

alright. they have just enough fuel for papitex to land it safely.

PHEW!!!

sorta.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?!?!

they still ran out of fuel.

SO THEY ENDED UP CRASHING ANYWAY?!?!

yeah, but safely. not much was destroyed.

WELL... ALRIGHT, I'LL LET THAT ONE SLIDE. SO THE BROTHERS COME OUT OF THE SHIP, NOT WORSE FOR WEAR... SO WHAT DOES THE PLANET LOOK LIKE?

uhh... pink.

PINK?

yeah, pink. pink everything. pink trees, pink grass, and it smells like vanilla ice cream cake.

YOU JUST DESCRIBED CANDYLAND.

i'm hungry.

THEN GET SOME SNACKS!!! I THINK AN ALIEN PLANET WOULD HAVE WEIRD TREES!!! WITH... EYES. NO, HANDS!!! AND THEY CAN TALK USING THEIR HANDS, AND THEY SAY TO THE BROTHERS, "WELCOME TO PLANET..." UHH...

heh, planet uhh.

...SURE. "WELCOME TO PLANET UHH!!! YOU'LL BE STAYING HERE A WHILE UNLESS YOU GET THAT DARN SPACESHIP FIXED!!!"

"you speak our language?"

"I SPEAK ALL LANGUAGES!!!" AND THEN PAPITEX WOULD SAY, "WELL, THIS IS WEIRD!!! IT'S A GOOD THING THIS ATMOSPHERE IS BREATHABLE!!!"

"yup, we'd be dead otherwise."

"WELL, THEN!!! COME ON, SANTROI!!! WE NEED TO FIND SOMETHING THAT CAN GET THIS SPACESHIP OFF THE GROUND!!!"

"aye aye, captain."

ARE THEY PIRATES?

good point. "aye aye, great papitex."

SO THEN THEY JUST WANDER INTO THE STRANGE PLANET WOODLAND NATURE THING, I GUESS. BUT WHAT COULD POWER THEIR SPACESHIP?

hmm... "okay, uh, papitex, according to my research, we need to find this magic gem to power our spaceship."

"A MAGIC GEM, YOU SAY? CAN IT ONLY BE FOUND ON THIS PLANET?"

"...no. that would be incredibly unlikely that it only appears on this planet. there are billions of planets, papitex, i'm sure there's gonna be more planets with this specific gem on them."

"UGH, YOU AND YOUR NERD TALK! VERY WELL! LET'S GO INTO THE JUNGLE AND SEE IF WE CAN'T FIND IT! NYEH HEH HEH!!!"

so what would a pink alien jungle look like?

HMM... TREES HAVING MONSTER CONVERSATIONS!!!

animals with four legs, two arms and three tails.

AND THEY LAY EGGS THAT LOOK LIKE BAKED POTATOES!!!

and flowers that can water themselves.

AND OCCASIONAL FAKE GRASS THAT'S ACTUALLY A LAKE!!!

oh, those alien brothers are gonna fall in that so much.

I CAN IMAGINE PAPITEX FALLING IN THOSE A TOTAL OF THREE TIMES WHILE EXPLORING!!!

heh, i bet he'd get really annoyed at that.

OH, HE WILL!!! "GOSH DARN IT, WHY DO I KEEP FALLING INTO THESE DISGUISED WATERS?!?!"

"cuz the water's camouflaged, sir."

"WELL, CAN IT NOT BE? WE'RE ON A VERY IMPORTANT MISSION HERE!" WAIT, WHY WOULD THE WATER BE CAMOUFLAGED?! WHAT'S IT HIDING?

uhh... raccoon fish. and chameleon fish.

...THAT MAKES PERFECT SENSE!!! SO SANTROI AND PAPITEX... WAIT, QUESTION. ARE THEY TWINS?

duh, why wouldn't they be?

YES!!! OKAY, SO THESE TWO ALIEN TWINS ARE WANDERING THROUGH. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THEY WOULD ENCOUNTER?

what?

CATS!!! CATS EVERYWHERE!!! CAT ALIENS WHO WEAR SKIRTS AND DAISY CHAIN NECKLACES AND NOTHING ELSE AND THEY POUNCE ON THEM!!! "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

"aaaaaaaaaaaaaa."

AND THEY SAY, "WE ARE THE TRIBE OF UHH!!! OUR GREAT LEADER REQUIRES A SACRIFICE, AND YOU-"

hehehehehehehehehe SNRT the trihihihihibe. the trihihhihibe of uhhuhhuhuhhhh...

SANS, STOP LAUGHING!!! THIS IS A SERIOUS TURNING POINT!!!

hehehehehe, heh... sorry. hehehe, let's continue.

"WE ARE THE TRIBE OF UHH!!! OUR GREAT LEADER NEEDS A SACRIFICE, AND YOU HAVE BEEN SELECTED FOR THE... SACRIFICE." SHOOT, I MESSED IT UP.

it's fine. "wait, what? why us? what could we offer to your leader?"

"BECAUSE, FOREIGN ALIENS, YOU, AND ONLY YOU!!! JUST HAPPENED TO BE PASSING. AND I DON'T WANT MY GRANDPA TO BE SACRIFICED, SO... IT'S YOU!!!"

"nooooooooo." hey, is papitex gonna fight out of it?

UM... NO. "NO WAIT!!! WE NEED TO GET THE GEM!!! YOU CAN'T JUST SACRIFICE US, WE DID NOTHING WRONG!!! MAYBE IF WE CAN LOOK PAST OUR DIFFERENCES, WE CAN-" AND THEN THEY INTERRUPT WITH, "NO!!! YOU MUST BE SACRIFICED!!! TAKE THEM AWAY!!!" AND THEN THE OTHER CATS COME OUT AND THEY TIE THEM UP AND THEY TAKE THEM TO THEIR TRIBE VILLAGE!!!

is this a deserted island story now?

...SHUSH!!! SO, THEY GO TO THEIR VILLAGE AND THERE'S ALL OF THESE ALIENS THAT ARE ALL DIFFERENT ANIMALS!!! WE HAVE, UM, LEMURS, TIGERS, LIONS, POLAR BEARS...

polar bears?

FISH IN POLAR BEAR COSTUMES, FOR SOME REASON...

heh. maybe it's to keep themselves warm.

GOOD POINT. SO, PAPITEX AND SANTROI MEET THE KING, WHO IS A LION, OBVIOUSLY.

a aLION.

YES!!! AN ALION!!! KING ALION!!!

shouldn't he be a chief?

I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE IT WORKS DIFFERENTLY ON THIS PLANET!! LIKE CHIEFS ARE KINGS AND KINGS ARE CHIEFS!!! AND CAPTAINS ARE GENERALS AND GENERALS ARE-

captains?

NO, PRIVATES.

papyrus.

NO, AS IN MILITARY PRIVATES! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BATHROOMS!

ok. i would really like a captain toilet, though.

LIKE THAT TOILET WE FOUND IN WATERFALL?

can captain toilet exist on this planet, please?

YES, YES!!! I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE ASKING ME FOR PERMISSION.

captain toilet...

ANYWAY, WE'RE GETTING OFF TRACK!!!

oh, right. i'll be the king. ahem. "ah, thank you, my loyal subjects. you got me perfect sacrifices for our god."

"WAIT, MR ALION!!! YOU WON'T WANT TO SACRIFICE US!!!"

"yeah, we just wanna get some fuel-" "silence!" he interrupts them cuz... yeah. "silence, aliens! we needed a sacrifice, and you just happened to be there, so we're gonna sacrifice you now... blah blah blah king captain toilet stuff."

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

"unless you have a good reason why you shouldn't be sacrificed."

"HMM... WE DESERVE TO LIVE?"

"ha, no you don't."

WOW!!!

what?

WOHOHOWIE, I CANNOT BELIEVE... ALRIGHT. "WOW, THAT'S VERY HARSH OF YOU!!!"

"sacrifice now!"

AAAAAAA!!! OH NO!!! HOW DO WE SAVE THEM, SANS?

uhh... the king's daughter comes in. and she goes, "no, daddy, nooooo!" like you see in movies.

WHAT?!?! NYEH HEH HEH HEH, YES!!! SHE COMES IN AND IS ALL LIKE, "NO, DAD, STOP!!! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SACRIFICING THEM TO, IT WOULDN'T WORK!!!"

"oh, i see. i guess we should explain the god, then."

"NO NO!!!" AND THEN... HMM... WHAT NOW?

uhh... she found a better sacrifice. yeah. a better sacrifice. "i found a better sacrifice, daddy! it's bigger and much juicer than those skaliens!"

SKALIENS?

yeah, like, aliens and skeletons? like aliens and lions? yeah?

OHH!!! "YES, DADDY, I FOUND A BIG..." UM... "A BIG DOG!!! A BIG, VERY ANNOYING DOG!!!"

ooh. "a big dog, you say? why, that's perfect. skaliens, i let you go."

"YAY, WE'RE FREE!!!"

"but only if you bring that dog to me." and then santroi is like, "okay!"

AND PAPITEX IS ALSO LIKE, "OKAY!!!" SO I SUPPOSE THEY GO INTO THE JUNGLE AGAIN...

yeah, but... ehh... i'm thinking they find a huge cave.

A HUGE CAVE...

and it's full of weird alien gems.

OOH!!! WHAT IF IT'S FULL OF THOSE GEMS THE SKALIENS NEED TO POWER THEIR SPACESHIP???

yeah, that's great. so is that it? they just take the gems and get outta there?

HMM... NO. WE NEED TO FINISH THE PLOT. LET'S SEE, UM... WHAT COULD GET IN THEIR WAY...

...

...

what about-

WHAT ABOUT A GIANT DOG?!?!

hey, i was about to say that.

REALLY?

yeah, totally.

I HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING YOU.

i have a hard time believing you don't believe me.

I HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I DON'T BELIEVE YOU!!!

i have a-

WE'RE GETTING OFF TRACK!!! SO THERE'S THIS GIANT DOG, OKAY?

"Bork bork!"

THAT'S A REALLY GOOD IMPRESSION.

thanks.

BIG, ORANGE... THE SIZE OF A HOUSE! AND THE DOG ATE THE GEMS.

"aw, man."

"NOOOOO!!!" SO WHAT DO THEY DO ABOUT IT?

take the dog to the alien vet?

NO, IT'S TOO BIG FOR THE ALIEN VET BUILDING. ALSO, THERE'S NO ALIEN VET BUILDING.

i think there could be an alien vet building. after all, this planet is full of furry alien tribes.

HMM... WELL, THERE AREN'T ANY NEARBY! SO WE HAVE TO, UM... HMM... FIGHT THE DOG!

"pump its stomach!"

"FIGHT THE STOMACH!!!"

jeebus.

WHAT? I LIKE FIGHTING THINGS!

you spend too much time with undyne, bro.

AND WHY NOT? SHE'S GREAT!!! THE THIRD GREATEST INDIVIDUAL IN THE WHOLE WORLD!!!

oh, really? who's the second greatest?

...MOVING ON!!!

what's with the look?

MOVING ON!!!

ok. "hey, papitex, i think i know what to do. remember what we did back on galaxar x-9?"

"WITH THE SPACE PUPPIES???"

"yeah. tell it to roll over."

"OKAY, I TRUST YOU!!! ROLL OVER, BOY! ROLL OVER!"

heh heh. nice. and then santroi drops a boulder on his stomach.

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!! THAT'S-

and then all the gems come out like a fountain.

NYAHAHAHAHA, THAT'S BRUTAL!!! I DIHIHIDN'T-

the dog's fine, but the gems are just pshheew, whooshew, whooshewie pooie woowie-

ARE YOU OKAY?

yeah. and they're flying, flying... and then they give the dog a good old belly rub.

OF COURSE. BUT WOWIE, NOW THEY HAVE THE GEMS, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ALIONS?

oh yeah. uhh... eh, what do you think?

I THINK THEY WOULD STORM THE CAVE TO LOOK FOR THEM!!! AND THEN THEY CORNER THEM ALL LIKE, "HAVE YOU FOUND THE SACRIFICE?!" AND PAPITEX IS LIKE, "NOOOOO, WE'RE NOT GIVING THIS DOG TO YOU, IT'S NOT NICE!!!"

didn't you want to fight its stomach?

FIGHTING IS ONE THING, SACRIFICING IS ANOTHER.

fair enough. but then what if during this conflict, they all run away to try and save the dog?

OH, AND THEN WE RUN INTO A CORNER LIKE IN THOSE MOVIES WHERE THE CHARACTERS ARE STUPID!!!

yeah, cuz obviously something like that has to happen. and then what if the dog, like uh, sacrifices itself?

BECAUSE THEY TRIED TO SAVE IT?

yeah, cuz we tried to save it. and then the alions are like "yes, this should do. goodbye." and then papitex and santroi can go back to their ship and-

AND CRY!!!

...and fix their ship, but yeah, that too.

BECAUSE PAPITEX WILL CRY.

why.

BECAUSE, SANS!!! I MAY- I MEAN, PAPITEX MAY BE A MONSTER- UM, ALIEN- TH-THING, BUT HE'S NOT A 'MONSTER' MONSTER!!! YOU KNOW, LIKE THE ONES IN FOLKLORE!

i get it, i get it. but what about this? they're fixing their spaceship, and boom! sudden laser.

WHY?

because the dog was actually an evil robot and it's gonna destroy the whole planet.

WHAT?!?!?!

hehehehehehehe!

THAT'S SUCH A PLOT TWIST!!! LIKE ONE OF THOSE CHEESY PASTRY TWISTS YOU FIND IN SNOWDINN BAKERY!!!

yeah, the place with the pink cakes, right? mmm, now i'm hungry...

FOCUS, SANS!!!

ok, ok.

SO, LET'S SAY THIS EVIL ROBOT DOG IS GOING TO USE THE HEAT FROM THE VOLCANO TO GROW BIGGER THAN THE PLANET ITSELF!!! AND THEN ONCE IT GROWS, IT'LL... EAT THE PLANET LIKE A GIANT COOKIE!!!

ooh.

SO PAPITEX AND SANTROI ARE LIKE, "OH NO!!! WE HAVE TO SAVE THE PLANET!!!" SO THEY GO WOOSH!!! POOSH!!! PA POW!!! AND THEN THEY TAKE THEIR SPACESHIP!!! WOOSH TO SPACE!!! AND THEN THE FIGHT IS ON!!!

up to the woofian.

...YES!!! UP TO THE WOOFIAN!!!

the space robot dog.

THE WOOFIAN, THE SPACE ROBOT EVIL DOG ROBOT... THING. AND THEN WHEN THEY GO INSIDE, THEY FIND A BUNCH OF... OF... SPACE MONKEYS!!!

space monkeys?

THAT THE WOOFIAN KIDNAPPED!!!

oh, so they're prisoners?

SORT OF. THEY WERE MIND CONTROLLED INTO ATTACKING US- THEM!!! AND SO WE- THE BROTHER ALIENS HAVE TO FIGHT!!! THEY HAVE TO FIGHT TO FREE THEM FROM THE... UM...

mind-controlling goggles.

YES!!! THEIR GOGGLES LOOK REALLY DUMB, AND IT'S NOT A GOOD FASHION STATEMENT.

yeah, and the colors clash too much. definitely not a good look for them.

BUT BEFORE THEY CAN GET THE GOGGLES OFF, THE MONKEYS CAPTURE THEM!!!

uh oh. what will they do?

THEY... THEY'LL COMPLETELY, WHAT'S THE WORD? DECAPITATE THEM!

what?!

NO, I MEANT IMMOBILISE. SORRY!!! I MEANT IMMOBILISE!!!

how?

BY... UM... TICKLE TORTURE!!! THEY PIN THEM DOWN AND TICKLE THEM EVERYWHERE, LIKE THIS!!!

wh- hahahahahahaha! hehehehehey, pahahahapyrus, stahahahahahap!

AND THEN THEY CAN'T ESCAPE BECAUSE THEY'RE BEING TICKLED TOO MUCH!!! OH, HOWEVER WILL THEY GET OUT OF THIS?!??! IT'S A TRAVESTY!!!!

hehehehehe *snort* wahahaha- ahahahaha! whahahat ihihif they- hee hee hee!

HEE HEE?! THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE DOING!!!

lehehehet me speak! hehehehehehe!

OKAY, I'LL LET UP A LITTLE!

goohoohood. hehehehehe! ohohokay, whahahat if papitex f-finds a lohohong, ahahaha, metal rod and juhuhust pokes the monkeys with ihit? hahaha, the monke-heeheehees!

OH, AND IF THEY USE IT TO KNOCK OFF THE GOGGLES, THEY COULD STOP THE TICKLING TOO!!! AND THEN THEY'LL BE FREE!!!

hehehehehehe! heh heh... y-yeah... phew...

AND WITH THOSE MONKEYS FREE, THEY CAN WORK BESIDE U- THEM AND FREE THE OTHERS FROM THEIR HYPNOTIC TRANCES!!!

yeah, they can do that while papitex and santroi go up to see the captain. and that captain is...

CAPTAIN TOILET!!!

...bro...

NYEH HEH HEH!!! I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT!!! LOOK AT THAT SMILE!!! IT'S ONLY INDICATIVE THAT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, HAVE SUCCEEDED ONCE AGAIN!!!

succeeded, huh?

YES, BECAUSE I AM THE MASTER OF MAKING PEOPLE SMILE!!! ESPECIALLY YOU!!!

heh, you really gotta stop being so cute sometimes, you know that?

WHY NOT? MY INHERENT ADORABLENESS IS ONLY ONE OF MY MANY AMAZING QUALITIES!!! ANOTHER IS MY IMPECCABLE IMAGINATION AND MY ABILITY TO MAKE YOU SMILE, NO MATTER WHAT!!!

heh, and you're humble, too.

EXACTLY!!! YOU GET IT!!!

heh heh heh, so captain toilet, huh?

YES, BUT I'M THINKING THAT BEFORE THEY FIND CAPTAIN TOILET, THEY HAVE TO GO THROUGH ALL OF THESE COOL AND DANGEROUS PUZZLES!!! BUT SINCE THEY'RE EVIL PUZZLES, THEY'RE NOWHERE NEAR TO MY- UM, PAPITEX'S LEVEL OF PUZZLING EXPERTISE!!!

so, no fire or spikes or electric mazes, then?

NO!!! THEY ARE ALL LASERS AND AIR VENTS AND CONFUSING CONVEYOR BELTS!!! YOU KNOW, EVIL PUZZLES!!!

i gotcha.

SO AFTER ALL OF THAT, SANTROI AND PAPITEX FINALLY WALK UP TO THE FINAL BOSS!!! THE ONE!!! THE ONLY!!! CAPTAIN TOILET!!!

hehehehehe!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

hey, what if from now on, we say captain toilet's name with that dramatic echo effect, like captain toilet!

CAPTAIN TOILET!!!

bahahahahahahaha!

PFFT- NYEH HEH HEH!!!

and captain toilet is just some pup in a giant mech suit.

LIKE GREATER DOG?

sorta, but it's not, you see, cuz greater has a normal suit of armor and captain toilet has a mech suit.

AHH... SO, THE BATTLE BEGINS, AND EVERYONE IS PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS!!! THEY'RE ALL LIKE, "RAH!!!" AND "AAAAAAAA!!!" AND "WOOF WOOF WOOF!!! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE DOWN THE CAPTAIN TOILET WOOFIAN REGIME!!!"

but of course, papitex is the coolest fighter there, right?

...SANS.

it's true. papitex can keep up with everything captain toilet throws at him. heh, i would even say he's the strongest skalien in the entire penguin galaxy. wait, no, in the whole universe.

SANS.

and he's super good at blocking attacks too. he's really strong and agile and cool...

SANS!

who could live up to him? no one.

SANS!

he's probably the best fighter in- uhh... what's with that look? are you blushing? are you embarrassed?

NO!!! I'M NOT!!! ALL OF THOSE THINGS ARE VERY TRUE AND OBJECTIVELY CORRECT AND IT'S NOT FLATTERING TO ME IN THE SLIGHTEST!!!!! BUT YOU CAN'T FORGET ABOUT SANTROI!!! HE'S ALSO REALLY TOUGH AND SMART AND VERY VERY COOL, THOUGH CLEARLY HE'S NOT AS COOL AS PAPITEX.

obviously.

YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS OBVIOUS?

what?

THAT SANTROI WOULD BE THE ONE TO FIGURE OUT CAPTAIN TOILET'S TRUE WEAKNESS USING HIS EXCEPTIONAL OBSERVATION SKILLS!!!

...aww.

HA!!! NOW WHO'S FLATTERED?

so you WERE flattered?

NO!!! WHAT I'M S-SAYING IS... PETS. CAPTAIN TOILET'S TRUE WEAKNESS IS PETS!!!

duh. so santroi starts petting the dog.

YES!!!

and then he keeps petting him long enough so that-

YES, LONG ENOUGH SO THAT-

PaPiTeX cOuLd ShUt DoWn ThE sPaCeShIp!

...

that was creepy.

LET'S NOT TRY DOING THAT AGAIN.

okay, so santroi pets the dog and is like, "papitex! now!"

"YES, BROTHER!!!" BOW!!! BOW WOW CANNOT CHOW WOW NO MORE!!! THE PLANET IS SAVED!

and then there's a dance party.

WITH CAKE!

and balloons.

AND DANCING!!!

and giant toilets.

AND... WHY.

it's a space party, let's make stuff up.

OKAY!!! A GIANT SKELETON BALLOON!!!

breakdancing unicorns!

A CHOCOLATE EXPLOSION!!!

ketchup cannons!

ALIENS WEARING COWBOY OUTFITS!!!

bubblegum lasers! bubblegum bubblegum bubblegum...

BUBBLEGUM BUBBLEGUM BUBBLEGUM... STOP SAYING IT, YOU'RE GETTING ME TO DO IT!!!

bubblegum bubblegum bubblegum bubblegum...

STOP!!! TOO MUCH!!! TOO MUCH BUBBLEGUM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

bubblegum bubblegum bubblegum hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhehehehe!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

--------

As Sans and Papyrus broke down into heavy laughter, they ended up leaning against each other and rattling their bones to their souls' content. And boy, were they very content indeed. The Mettaton show was all but forgotten as the brothers embraced each other's company, both figuratively and literally.

[crepe-of-wrath]

Shouta Saturday Scenario

Notes/Warnings: 18+; fem reader; probably about as domestic as my writing gets

(oh my god, hot dark-haired man with perfect jawline and the perfect sexy amount of sternness, why don't you exist?! whyyyyyyyyy?)

You'd had a bad day.

You kind of didn't want to even go to Shouta's place--childish and unbecoming sulking was your preferred reaction to disappointment and you preferred to have your little snits when you were alone--but you had agreed days ago and it was so rare that he had enough time off to even have dinner with you that you knew you couldn't squander this. You'd just have to hold it together until later that evening.

Instead of coming to his door to answer your knock, Shouta just called "Open," so you let yourself in. He was sitting on the threadbare sofa and irritation was just radiating off of him.

You locked eyes and each said, almost simultaneously, "Bad day?"

"Yeah," you said.

"Likewise," he replied. "Delivery, then?"

You pulled out your phone and placed an order for a few reliable favorites. When you were done, you stood awkwardly for a moment, not know if Aizawa wanted space or if he wanted--

"Sit," he said, patting the sofa.

You didn't need to be told twice. You leaned into his shoulder and he started gently rubbing the nape of your neck. Neither of you said a thing, just letting the silly show on the TV wash over you both.

The stillness was broken when you had to go get the food, but not for long. You both scarfed down your food, as though you both realized that the inconvenient need for bodily sustenance was interfering with your ability to touch. It wasn't long before you were wrapped up in one another again.

As the night wore on, you both loosened up a bit, each making witty and humorous barbs about what was on the TV.

When you woke up the next morning, haphazardly laid across Shouta's lap with your legs folded in a weird way that you definitely were going to feel later in the day, the TV was still on.

[mysteriouslyjovialcolor]

Azerbaijan 2021

-✨Baku✨

-It’s probably one of my favorite tracks

-Charles on pole!! Woah, Pierre and Yuki qualified high too!

-Niceee start from Checo

-George pitting lap 5- he’s going long long

-“Cause Hamilton’s got the slip stream, he’s got the pace, he doesn’t need DRS!”

-“Three of the top racers in F1 are up racing against each other, that’s exactly what we want”

-Retirement for Ocon :/

-The way Max takes his time when trying to overtake Charles- he gets it done though!

-Yuki!!!

-“You know you’ve got a bit of a pace difference to the Ferrari, so he can take things easier- but now with Max Verstappen behind him, he’s got to pick things up”

-Yesss Checo!

-Lando trying to undercut Valterri

-CL: “ What are we doing”

“We are going to…Plan A, just trying to clear Kimi at the back”

-“Yuki we need to push harder to increase the gap to Vettel, the tires are good, push”

YT: “ I am! Shut up!” Ha that made me laugh

-Charles and Yuki pitting

-So many drivers trying the undercut huh

-Ayy Carlos

-Lewis and Valterri pitting lap 12

-“Should Red Bull double stack or get Perez in next lap?” Whatever helps the best but I would very much enjoy a double stack

-Whoo Red Bull pit crew!! He’ll be ahead of Lewis

-“Where’s the team orders at Red Bull, what do they do?”

-“Coming out into the pit lane before the driver’s ready- that’s Mercedes tactics innit?”

-Yess, both Red Bulls ahead of Lewis!

-Sebastian still has to pit but he’s leading rn and man that looks so right

-People don’t talk about Checo vs Lewis enough

-“Charles Leclerc lost out to Pierre Gasly in the pit stops” Whaaat

-“Nicely done, Daniel, nicely done” Go Aussie Go!

-“But he’s [Seb] not really going for the win here” But it would be so cool if he was

-Come on, Checo, pull away!

-The Mercedes is so bad when it comes to following another car

-“Hamilton’s playing games” Well he didn’t win that many championships without being cunning

-Aston always going long and banking on a safety car

-They got away with it in Monaco, let’s see what happens here

-“You’ve got everything under control. Everything is going fine. We’re just going to have a cup of tea kind of radio message” These are the kind of radio messages I imagine happened in 2023

-PG: “Loss of power, loss of power”

“It’s back now Pierre, it’s back now”

-NO!!!! Lance, whyyyyyyyyy?? You were supposed to wait for someone else’s safety car!!

-LS: “Woah, woah, woah, woah woah, red flag red flag- get me out of this” :((

-We were on course for double Aston points :(

-The pit lane is closed- so no pit stop games

-“Because safety car restarts can get a bit lively here in Baku” I think about 2017 all the time

-It would be funny if they end the safety car without opening the pit lane

-Aww pit lane entry open

-Don’t think anyone’s going to pit now though, they’re all bunched up

-Oh Fernando’s pit

-Hello?? Mick’s car just stopped in the pit lane

-Restart: here we go

-Cars weaving >>>

-“It’s formation dancing here for the Red Bull”

-Yess Sebastian!!! P5!!

-“He’s got the pace, he’s got the tire, he’s got the overtake done!” Go Sebastian go!!

-Ohmygod I will scream with joy if he makes podium

-PG: “That’s not possible! How the *****!” Believe me Pierre, we’re all surprised

-“Both McLaren drivers are being pushed by ex- Spanish McLaren drivers” Hehe

-I manifested a Vettel podium but at what cost!!!!

-I’m in tears. Aww that’s devastating! Whyyy, just whyyy???

-“We are still racing”

CL: “That’s a joke. That’s a joke. Put the ******* safety car right away, why are they waiting”

-“Spare a thought for Max Verstappen, who hasn’t put a foot wrong today” Why don’t I just pass away instead??

-Red flag.

-Just end it. Cause I’m done

-Still, if anyone else has to win this race, I’m glad it will be Checo (It better be Checo, or I’m crashing out even more). Plus Vettel podium, so that’s nice

-But this is just the worst

-I’m reacting to this way worse than I should knowing that this happened years ago

-This is why you don’t get invested in sports, kids

-Okay standing start, two laps- I still hate everything about this (Yes I’m being dramatic, leave me alone)

-OHMYGOD

-“We lost the championship leader with a crash! We lost his main rival with a lockup”

-Ohmygod Gasly on podium! Raikkonen on points!!!

-Ohmygod Charlesss on podium!!!

-No, Pierreee!!

-Aaaahhhh Pierreee! That was wonderful!!

-“It’s a top three that you might not have expected” I DID NOT

-This is great!!!!

-Aww the marshals! The teamsss!! Maybe all the heartbreak was worth it

-Haha the winning car isn’t even there. The way it stopped right after he crossed the finish line.

-Aw I’m just realizing Aston Martin is technically Checo’s old team- how cute

-Both Max and Lance being there>>

-The way I thought I was done, but here I am

-Baku just always delivers

[ohmotherwhereartthou-if]

Continuing my tour of my fav IFs/authors. I'm giving yall some fictional love lives... 👀 If you HAD absolutely HAD to choose one of your ROs/ side characters to romance. Who would it be and whyyyyyyyyy?? Also Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ♥️

Hiiiiiiii,

And ayo! You don't have to call me out for being single like that. 😭✋🏽

It really isn't any competition tbh, Tomás is the closest thing to my type out of the RO's and honestly he isn't even that close for what I usually go for in fiction. I tried really hard to stay away from just making any of the RO's into my "dream type" and instead I based a lot of them on real people that I have met across the span my life.

Besides, my fictional taste in men is absolute ✨Garbage✨.

I love yanderes and toxic af fictional men. The more possessive, jealous, controlling, and manipulative; the hotter they are to me. I know it isn't healthy, which is why I only like them in fantasies.

Tomás would probably still the healthiest choice BY FAR when compared to my 'F' tier quality, list of favorite fictional crushes. The slow burn would probably make me want to blow my brains out, though.

[cosmicapplecore]

I honestly think the Minecraft movie should've picked between keeping the blocks or ditching it. One of the other. Not both. However, I do see what they're attempting. I was reading comments on the trailers like "it should've been animated" and while I don't think that's a bad idea, I know that's not what the creators were intending. They wanted it to be live action. A mesh between two worlds. Which can be done! With some success... sometimes. If they were to keep the actors as real people then my personal opinion to make it look better is to:

1. keep the structures blocky

Looking closely at the stone buildings and the wood detailing is I think my favorite part. They put some amount of detail into it and it actually looks pretty okay to me. It's like Minecraft with a little extra realism.

2. make the animals look a little more realistic or even simpler

At the moment they're off-putting in a bad way. I don't know how to fix it, maybe just make the face simpler with a more dead inside look or make them look more like their animal? I'm just glad they didn't make them look like actual animals with their fur/hair cut like squares. Would've been funny though.

and 3. desaturate the colors

The colors I think are the most wacky thing to me. You can make an appealing kids movie with less saturated colors. For example, Princess and the Frog is gorgeous with its colors. The film uses color to draw your eye to center aspects of a scene or even conveyed character growth. The Minecraft movie is just a pain to my eyes like why is the grass so painfully bright green? Even the block in the game has a less saturated green. The world looks like it was just made to be a marketable toy.

Also WHY THE HELL IS STEVE NOT BLOCKY BUT A LITERAL GUY?! IF YOU'RE GONNA COMMIT TO THE CREATURES BEING BLOCKY MAKE STEVE FUCKING BLOCKY I DONT UNDERSTAND OTHER THAN "i WaNt JaCk BlAcK tO bE sTeVe" LIKE WHYYYYYYYYY??? unless it's lore relevant. Like was Steve isekai-ed as well and has been stuck here for awhile? slay. that's great. but if he wasn't then whyyyy

[iys-cloud]

I JUST FINISHED THE MAZE RUNNER MOVIE SAGA AND I CAN'T. WHY THE FUCK DID THEY HAVE TO KILL OFF NEWT IT WAS NOT NECESSARY YOU BITCH I'M BAWLING MY EYES OUT WHYYYYYYYYY NO RL WHY HE WAS MY FAVORITE!!!!

Pd: Teresa's a bitch and I'm glad she's dead

[dracoandthehounds]

For the fic ask -- either question 11 or 12 for hounds of love? Or you can choose any fic from the series if you're inclined to answer :D

Oooooh okay!!!

11. What do you like best about this fic?

I'd say... My favorite part of this fic/series is getting a chance to develop out complex characters that didn't get as much attention in the canon. Like developing Draco's motivations so he's less of like a Heel character. Or the plans I have for Pansy specifically feel really exciting. And, of course, Nell :) It means so much to me that people like her!!! Because she's entered a world of characters that people have known forever and cared about forever so it means a lot to me that people are liking her too :)))

And more specifically...... there are a handful of scenes coming up at the start of the next installment that I am very excited for. My hint is that these scenes will take place before Harry gets attacked by the dementors, and then after his move to the order headquarters but before his trial :)

12. What do you like least about this fic?

The fact that it won't write itself hahahaha lmao.

I'd say...... I like the least when I have to stick to certain canon moments in order for the plot to develop how I want it to. So, like, I wish I could find a way to exonerate Sirius in the books because I feel like his reintroduction to the wizarding world and how that sort of shakes things up could be sooooooo good but if I did that, then Harry wouldn't be at Privet Drive pre-OOTP, which would throw off the dementor & expulsion plot-lines which are really important to the story and things I *do* want to incorporate.

Oh and the other thing I like least is having to fix a lot of Rowling's plot-holes lol. Like... having characters be smart and come up with intelligent responses to their problems is something that is really important to me as a writer, so sometimes I come across things in the canon that just make no sense lol. (like, for example, in the second book--- why weren't the petrified students sent to St. Mungo's, and why couldn't Hogwarts idk order out for some Mandrakes??? Like why are they dependent on the mandrakes that the *second-year students* are growing??????

So I made up some casual mention by Ron about a wizarding flu that used up all the mandrakes in the series lol.

Like these things are probably things that don't matter to readers since it's just part of canon but I like... cannot move past them lol. It makes it hard to write if I feel like there's an inconsistency, especially since I'm writing in Nell's story to include stuff like Death Eaters and the Unforgiveable Curses since the first book, which don't actually appear until the fourth book in the original canon. So it's a lot to sort of keep up with in my head and to be prepared to have a logical explanation for certain things.

like.... here are some things that I have/will need to adjust bc their explanation doesn't really work in canon or i hate the way Rowling did it bc it was bigoted or stupid lmao:

why the trio didn't have food during the horcrux hunt

why harry can't move out of privet drive

the seven potters plan (okay this one just never made sense to me like i really feel like it could be fixed so much.......... but i have come up with a fix for it that i'm extremely excited about lmao. it's made my annoyance at this plot point go away.)

prev. mentioned mandrake issue

the time-turners

the goblet of fire (why can't harry just not try hard at the tasks....)

the house-elves

werewolves

giants

centaurs

veela

transfiguration of (for example) rats into goblets? / transfiguration in general.

whyyyyyyyyy tf they brought the literal most aggressive breed of dragon to be used in the first task????

the animagus ritual / why more characters don't do it

love potions (ughghhghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghghhhh)

how harmful the memory-wiping charm is in actuality

fixing characters who are one-note ways for Rowling to hate on groups of people.... (i.e. the Dursleys are bad, and a large part of that is bc Vernon and Dudley are really fat????? wtf???) (or like.... Lockhart and Karkaroff are feminine men.... SURPRISE they're evil and creepy!!!! or Lavender Brown likes girly things.... she sucks. the best girls are Hermione and Ginny bc they are Not Like Other Girls. And Lupin who is a werewolf [as a metaphor for AIDS - explicitly stated by JKR] is 100% straight and now married to a woman nearly twenty years younger than him.... like Jo. You used the historically-used method for gay coding trope of lycanthropy and then got mad when people read it as gay...... so you hetero'd him off into a weird shoved together marriage???) sorry that's just my JKR rant lmao.

I hope these answers were interesting!!!!!! Thank you for sending in the ask <3

[ethereal-maia]

1, 2, 3, and 4 for the book asks!

1: favorite book of all time?

AUGHHHHHH WHYYYYYYYYY?!???! Ahhh… it’s got to be… UM… THE INQUISITORS TALE BY ADAM GIDWITZ!!!!! Man. One of the most beautiful books I’ve ever had the fortune of reading. It’s a fictional tale of medieval France and it’s absolutely gorgeous. Literally one of the prettiest books I own because it’s ILLUMINATED!!! Like old scripts done by medieval monks! But instead of monks, it’s Hatem Aly, and he does a truly lovely job of enhancing the book with his illustrations. God. I think about this book all the time ok I used to read it once a month that’s how enchanting it is. I’ll never shut up about it and I’ll never stop loving it.

Also A Little Princess by Frances Hodgeson Burnett bc that book basically raised me <333

2: favorite book at the moment?

ooooh idk… I’ll say The Language of Thorns by Leigh Bardugo for now bc it’s got so many beautiful stories and it’s also one of the prettiest books I own… it’s kind of a twisted fairytale anthology of sorts, remixing a little mermaid, beauty and the beast, the nutcracker + the velveteen rabbit, Hansel and Gretel, and also putting a twist on classic tropes and it’s LOVELYYYY (it’s also set in the Grishaverse so uh. check it out if yiu ever have the time <33)

3: most recent book added to your favorites?

AHHH!! I went to the library recently so I got to find new books and oughhh I have really good taste based off of covers apparently. It’s called Junior High and it’s by twins Tegan and Sara Quin, and it’s another middle-grade graphic novel! It’s a memoir of sorts about Tegan and Sara’s 7th grade year, and it’s illustrated by Tillie Walden (I LOVE TILLIE WALDEN SO MUCH AUGHHHHH) and it’s a really really cute coming-of-age book!! I cried 👍✨

4: a few books you’d recommend?

HAHAHAAA MY TIME HAS COME! look them up yourself bc I haven’t the time to go in detail about them all but trust me that they’re good books and don’t judge them off the cover only ☺️ Also I’m rating them out of 10 so you know how I feel about them!

Ivy Aberdeen’s Letter to the World by Ashley Herring Blake - 12648/10

Queen of the Sea by Dylan Meconis - 10/10

Speak: the graphic novelization by Laurie Halse Anderson and Emily Carroll - 15789/10

Stepsister by Meghan Donnelly - 8/10

Anne of Greenville by Mariko Tamaki - 9/10

[shadow-the-artist-idiot]

Hi, magnus archive spoilers again. I say while crying.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, RIP OUT MY HEART AND CARVE IT OPEN WHY DONT YOU. WHYYYY. EPISODE 200 WAS THE ONLY EPISODE TO MAKE ME GENUINELY CRY,,, WHYYYYYYYYY. JON, BABYGIRL, IF YIU WENT WITH THE PLAN YOU COULDVE HAD A HAPPY ENDING WITH MARTIN YOU BASTARD. YOU MOTHERFUCKER. JON BABYGIRL I LOVE YOU BUT YOURE FUCKING STUPID. AKABSKABAAAAAAA.

GOD i loved that SO MUCH. The character arcs were so good, my personal favorite being Jons, though I am incredibly biased(hes my babygirl). The way he was dragged unwillingly into being an avatar of the eye,, slowly getting marked by every entity, everyone blaming him even though its NOT HIS FAULT, finally managing to get martin back only to be forced to cause the apocalypse by Elias,,, AAAAAAAA. You can literally hear him slowly start to become less and less human,, aksjkqsj. GOD i love that STUPID BASTARD. He tried so hard to save everyone, to keep martin safe, only to doom Martin to die with him after he killed jonah. GOD i cant imagine the PAIN. Imagine being forced to kill your lover, that would be so fucking traumatizing. Though, i suppose there wasnt really any effect, seeing as martin died along with him. GODS i NEED MY HAPPY ENDING. IM GONNA FUCKING WKDJKANDW. Ive never needed a fan happy ending more than after this. I need to see jon and martin living together and having a happy ending,,, i cANT I CANT I CANT.

So anyways, if you need me, i will be weeping and inhaling fan content like oxygen

[the-stove-is-divorced]

A NEW DETAIL DIATRIBE????? May your favorite drink be forever in your fridge, I cannot wait to watch that omg!!! MY POOKIE <33333

AND I KNOW??? It’s so insane to me, like, okay, so you guys really could’ve this the entire time and just didn’t. Screaming. Even some of the fights were fun!!! Like hello??? Giddy about Powerplex, I fucking love him so much, LIKE FINALLY!! But seriously the timing? Why is it getting good SIX episodes in for an EIGHT episode season??? If we had 25+, that’s still disappointing but that’s whole other thing, but we got EIGHT! We gotta make these count! And truly? I did adore exploration of the WORLD, like yes thank you for introducing the Order, GDA is slow for disasters, Kate and her brother, but also what the fuck Is Up The Graysons? Who the fuck are they anymore? WHO IS DEBBIE? What happened to the Guilty Graysons? My guilt magnet mark? BRING HIM BACK </3

Also truly, can Oliver speak on his Dad living his MOM, like hello??? How can you talk about the snippets you DO remember but not the vague time your brother spent trying to REBUILD your society you stayed within? How about your mother’s fear that she’d die? How about your brother getting beat the fuck up? The destruction of your world? Or how angry your brother was when he KNEW you existed? Do you even understand, retroactively, what you represent to Mark and Debbie? I understand if they don’t tell him, but one Google search if Nolan nearly killing Mark, before LEAVING, spells out he tweaked out, vanished, and THEN you know he had whole new family after, and that’s YOU. That’s gotta be wild to conceptualize no???? ALSO TRULY THATS TWO GENERATIONS AND NO COMMENT ON THAT HUH??? HOW??? HOOOOWW? What is this selective ass memory? OLIVER CAN YOU EVEN COMMENT ON WHO YOUR MOM WAS OUTSIDE OF LOVING YOUR DAD???????

Seriously give these kids some issues! They’re unknown hybrids!!! There gotta be some fuckery going on. I am once again asking for Mark to stop blinking, consciously yarning, and he never outgrew his baby teeth. Better yet, he’s constantly replacing his teeth, they just?? Keep going?? Adult set? No. Set #36. Every year they all fall out and grow back in for one day, and Mark, for YEARS, still isn’t convinced everyone doesn’t have a “Tooth Day” where you writhe in pain and get to eat whatever you want after for being so brave to brace that. William keeps telling him that isn’t real. Mark keeps telling him to stop gaslighting him. Mark has also never been to the dentist.

Or, I think Debbie made Nolan take Mark and then Mark was very, very popular because student was staring at his screen, utterly confused, and kept grabbing another professional until the room was crowded. Nolan got annoyed and dragged Mark away. Dammit, I wanna write absurd little snippets of hybrid biology fuckery now, too.

Rex/Rae makes be violently itch for arson. Makes my ass itch. WHY. WHYYYYYYYYY. I DON'T CARE SO VIOLENTLY ALSO EXPLORE CHARACTERS OUT OF ROMANCE OH MY GOOOD. I didn’t even realize she kept soothing Paul but like ???? Can she be her own person challenge —> continuous, world breaking fail!!! Truly what DOES she get out of this relationship? When does she get to be her own person and we explore HER outside of a guy?????? WHENNNNNN.

There also has to be record cases for heroes ain’t no fucking way this is the first time this is happened like hello? What does stuff get invented when Mark sneezes but never a single second before? This, again, CANNOT be the first time this has happened. You’re telling me Immortal and Nolan never got pissy and fought each other? No hero got brainwashed or went on a rampage and destroyed whole cities? No hero went villain and did the same thing BEFORE? You’re telling me, in a world with an established bootleg Justice League that’s been running for YEARSSSSSSSSS, there’s no legal protocol for when a hero is being explicitly used for unwanted destruction from another hostile party? Ain’t no hero event been brainwashed before???

Plus, I am a sucker for brainwashed episodes, and they gotta talk the character outta it, it’s like catnip to me. Also a great way to justify Cecil’s fears if it happens to Mark, just saying COUGH. Another fic idea I am sitting on. There are so many rattling around in my head.

BUT SPEAK ON IT??? Why the fuck are we not REALLY unpacking why the fuck Nolan’s first thought after not dying, was being worshipped as a hero and cheating on his wife. You could have just left. You could go back to earth. Yes, it’s complicated they assuming aren’t together anymore, but BRO HAD A WHOLE NEW CHILD??? Not guilty enough to still be loyal, miss my wife MY ASS. Like, you could have just NOT. Can we know why you decided that was best move? Why you put another planet at risk, cheated, and had an affair baby, WHILE mind you, being treated like a HERO. And then, again, REACHES OUT TO HIS KID, not to really apologize or rectify, but to DRAG him into YET ANOTHER MESS he MADE by CHOICE. Can we UNPACK THAT??? Allen istg lock this man down because with he’s track record he’s gonna get somebody pregnant before he apologized. Truly, what the fuck was this man thinking? Why did he just replicate what he had instead of going back to FIX IT? Which I know emotionally constipated but the decisions he DID take are so wild and the show needs to really say how fucking crazy it is. CAUSE WHY?????

I know exactly what kind of fic you’re talking about and there always so interesting to me, because like, why. I get the appeal, I’m sure I’ve read them, but also like…? Odd. Making the woman a bitch would always drive me up the fucking wall though, like you can just write your goddamn ship without spitting on a whole other character??? Damn???? Also yeah, I want to see a character act in a way that makes SENSE FOR THEM TOO. Batman has plenty of flaws to use, he’s secretive, on a “if you need to know you will” basis, he’s blunt if not asshole-ish in delivery, and he’s been hardened and toughened by having his trust broken and Robins die (and revive) on him. Paranoid. He’s also so fucking controlling. There is plenty to work with, if not making him antagonistic, while still using some elements within canon?

Speak on the that’s a YOU thing and not a CANON thing. Like yes we’re all playing with dolls here, but there’s some solid lore at work and it ain’t never said what you’re saying.

Like, I admittedly do have a fic that’s trying to fight against the Character A is Perfect Saint and is Always Right (also drives me up the fucking wall, because no he fucking isn’t, why are some of these fanfic trope speak in such absolutes?), that thereby paints a character in a more negative light but I’m not making him a fucking asshole outta the blue, I’m looking at what text says, what the text can imply, and using THAT. Exaggerated for comedy, also predictably a batman fic because it’s everything to me, but perhaps the guy (Alfred) who became a guardian to a freshly orphaned child, unsure of where the line is as he’s employed as a butler, and had no plans to BE a guardian to ANY kid (and in some issues left his own), may not be the best parent in the world. Not an abusive nightmare, but understandably overwhelmed. Just a thought.

Before the game even realized actually a level of dedication I didn’t know existed. But truly, WHAT ARE YOU WRITING???? Again like you said, if I’m looking through fanfic, it’s because I wanna see THOSE characters. Like have fun, but maybe let’s not bring legos to an opera house, just make ocs! You can stretch a character pretty far if it makes sense!

Mark agreeing to go hang out on a beach w Debbie instead of refusing and the beach is Beach City (am now officially thinking too much about this crossover lol)

The way I got caught up on our back and forth I almost forgot this, lol! AND OH MY GOODNESS, IMAGINE? I forget exactly what which point Debbie makes the beach offer, but I’d love when exactly in SU/SUF-timeline they’d go? There’s something so fucking funny to me about them going during the SUF-timeline and always narrowly missing the strange, Steven-shaped mental breakdowns in the back. I know those don’t occur in a single day, but it’s tickling me. How could they miss anything? I don’t know I just think it’s funny.

Though, post-SUF is interesting if Gems can see the similar “world on your shoulders”, Mark has going on! Steven can shunt the narrative in the Gems’ minds, which I think is neat, if I’m not misusing the phrase since the guy’s on the road far away. Or maybe it’s just before Steven goes and they stumble into each other. I’d kinda love Pearl and Debbie interacting, honestly, if they could talk about loving someone who hurt you, hide things from you, even when you thought you knew them so deeply, and they left you to raise a child. Pearl being in a well adjusted space, and Debbie still grieving.

Honestly, the gems could help train Mark, they’re got experience and similar-ish powers in strength, sturdiness, and they can jump/run fast enough for flying to be vaguely similar enough to lecture about, I think. Or Lapis Lazulis, haha! Peridot with her trash can lid! Garnet, I’d love to see if she told Mark anything about his future in vague, well meaning advice. Or even giving relationship advice considering Amber. Or, importantly, how to convince an entire reign to end their colonizing ways, lol. Is Mark perhaps willing to start a war, take advantage of being related to any leaders, or fake his own death to varying results?

In general, there’s something so fucking funny to me about Nolan, in the sake of comparison, being Pink Diamond coded. Like OH, did an important or well respected of the colonizing empire come to earth and learn the beauty of its people and nature, including faking/lying/omitting things about his identity and background to being in, only to feel conflicted when his responsibility still remained, and he tried to free himself from them? Yikes! We’ve been through that before! Like gimme Pink Diamond and Nolan outfit swap rn. This is tickling me so much oh my goodness.

[emcon-imagines]

***SPIDERMAN NWH SPOILER WARNING*** First of all KFBDBISVFHRIFJH IT WAS SO GOOD AMAZING INCREDIBLE I CANT DESCRIBE IT. Second sorry if this is long and all over the place idk how to put my thoughts into words in an organized manner. To start, can I just say how much I love Ned, I didn’t realize how funny he was how did I miss it. Also, seeing the movie made me realize just how I had absolutely no fucking clue what the movie was about (cause in my head after accidentally seeing 0.5 second clips, I had made up this whole plot) and then AUNT MAY 😭😭😭😭 If I had been alone watching the movie I would have bawled my eyes out, cause WHY?! They didn’t have to do us like that ;( and then the three spidermans, absolutely BEAUTIFUL *chefs kiss* I loved it all, just seeing them interact idk I can’t explain it, despite not watching their other movies, I LOVED it. (I watched Tobey’s when I was younger but I don’t really remember, and Andrew’s I haven’t watched but I have seen the scene of Gwen). I think this is my favorite Spider-Man movie out of Tom’s three. Also I kind of thought they would make fun of the “with great power comes great responsibility” line cause of how commonly it’s used but nope. And I was a little lost on who the villains were cause you know i haven’t watched their movies but still I loved it. omg I almost forgot how could I. When MJ is falling and Peter tries to catch her but fails and then Andrew’s Spider-Man dives after her cause he couldn’t have what happened to Gwen happen to her and catches her and just holds her while crying 😭😭😭 I will say though that Peter (tom’s) annoyed me a little cause Ik he wanted to help everyone but strange was right cause if he changed the fate of the villains there are gonna be side effects to that, and then he did all of THAT, and Aunt May dying and the whole city basically getting trashed only to end up back to the beginning, only he could have avoided everything if he sent them back 🤡 also I sometimes ruin movies with a lot of special effects for myself cause I just imagine what the behind the scenes must look with them doing silly things and looking stupid and then I feel like I don’t really ENJOY it as much although maybe that’s just me tricking myself into thinking that I’m not enjoying it when I am, I have no clue now (it’s like when I was little and I found out that people lipsync in music videos, my whole world changed) anyways, the ending 🥺🥺 whyyyyyyyyy?;?:$: I just kept thinking about the fact that NO ONE would remember him, like the avengers wouldn’t even know about him anymore, wouldn’t know how much Tony cared for him or their interactions before that (oh my god I wrote that and I just remembered that nat died too and that Steve became a grandpa, and they are the only ones that really interacted with Peter (I think) whatever they are all alive in my head 😌) the whole time after strange wiped their memories, I was waiting for Peter to tell MJ or Ned a whole speech of who he was but he never said anything :( I understand that though, I’m guessing he didn’t want to burden them again with the whole secret seeing as they got into MIT and everything without him interfering, so he just thought they were better without him, but the fact that the audience is left with that, knowing the whole story while the characters don’t, I honestly felt like Peter for a second :(( anyways I’ll end this rant here, i should really go to sleep since it’s 2 in the morning 💃🏻💃🏻 if I remember something tomorrow I’ll be back, but I wanted to get my thoughts before I forgot the movie

First of all, I know that FEELING EXACTLY when you have so many feelings about something and have to type/go so fast so to not forget any of them also it's literally what I'm doing now akjdfhalksjdfh cause I was so excited to hear your thoughts.

YES NED!! He's so underrated imo and one of the reasons I've been trying to feature him more as an independent character in my OC works because he's just genuinely a great friend and reminds me of one of my friends irl just in everything he does. I wanna be his friend so bad

AUNT MAY I WAS SHOCKED. At first I thought she survived so I turned to my friend and was like "haha the power of the milf" and then she died and I was like "THIS IS A CRIME." Devastated. Totally shifted the tone of the Spider-man movies and I'll never be able to watch the first two the same way again.

THE THREE SPIDER-MEN YES THE WAY THE THEATER SCREAMED

I keep doing backflips trying to think of how future movie could repair the Peter, MJ, Ned trio because they're my emotional support friend group and I definitely projected on to that soooo ummm MARVEL FIX THIS especially since i didn't anticipate this for my OC story and now this Feels Bad Man they were friends :(

I was in total denial the whole drive home lol like it was a 90 minute drive and I was just like

Thank you for sharing all of these thoughts I LOVED THEM and also one more thing the fact that they get to still go to MIT!!! (well... MJ and Ned...) ugh so excited for the MCU to come to Boston /s

Ned is totally right Boston has "wicked crime" Spider-man needs to come here STAT

[mycarhasasecret]

Amazing, wonderful, reminds me of Beeverse Wheeljack

Why would you throat punch me like that

Who keeps giving wheeljack facial hair

[youtastelike-sunlight]

Because you said it...Troy Bolton.

Whyyyyyyyyy would you do this to me

Yikes, I Don’t See The Appeal || Not My Type || He’s Alright || I See The Appeal But I’m Different™ || Cute But On Alternating Wednesdays || He Has A Kind Face And That’s Good Enough || Pretty || Gorgeous || I— I Love? We Don’t Deserve Him.

[send me your favorite average, white man and i’ll rate him]

[atiny-piratequeen]

Some of my favorite AtT moments.... I liked when Yunho had to face his "demon-self" and literally all his physical body did was stand there because he had no negative feelings in his body, a true golden retriever my goodness.

I also enjoyed, because I like pain, that moment of uncertainty as to whether Jongho would survive in his chapter, and San realizing it was his fault that Hongjoong wasn't turning him.

Also that one moment when Seonghwa and Yunho were getting the sexc times on and Yunho was like "hey lets... try something 😏" and Seonghwa was unsure so Yunho assured that it was safe and he'd never try something on them he hadn't tried himself and Hwa is like what do you get up to when you're alone in your room

Another one because I like pain "how long will you hurt them before they turn their back on you and let the flames take you, just like your sisters did?" WHYYYYYYYYY I love it but AHHHHOOWWWWWW

Also when Joong sank that ship and that lil bitch went die die,, n i ce

The boys being so patient and teaching Mingi to read

Your incorpORATION OF CAPOEIRA

And in general the way you include so many random details that really give each character their own background and life and really bring all the relationships together I just love it your writing and your thinking... so good. (Also you used powers during sex and I was HERE for it)

I'm so fucking sorry this is so long lmao

PLS DONT APOLOGIZE, I ASKED

I try to put as much detail as possible into AtT and it makes me so happy to know yall like the world building and subtle and not so subtle things i add 🥺