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As a paramedic, Ratchet's alt mode in tfp driving around Jasper is hilarious to me.

We usually know who is on what ambulance unit and where the other ambulances are. They have GPS trackers on them/on the ambulance's phone, so dispatch can see where they are. Jasper is a small town, so their EMS/Fire dept is likely small as fuck. So the first responders all likely know each other and what's going on.

NO ONE can track this weird ass ambulance. Dispatch has no idea where it came from.

The other medics in Jasper being like "what fucking unit is that" or "what THE FUCK." There's no department marking or star of life on Ratchet's alt's exterior, but it has lights and sirens. Which is fucking illegal.

The other first responders talk about the Mysterious Unknown ambulance that is OCCASIONALLY spotted like a fucking cryptid. It becomes an inside joke/urban legend.

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Ratchet was requested to read human's slangs

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Reposting this bc of something my friend told me! heres the whole of transformers: exodus because it took me forever to find a digital copy and convert it to an easy to share format

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If you've seen it what are you thoughts one Transformers One?

Unfortunately I put off seeing it and now it is only available on streaming platforms I don’t have, and it’s too new to pirate without getting my hand slapped somewhere along the line

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Hey how have you been my guy?

Hello! I’ve been oblivious to the asks in my box, apparently. It didn’t have any submissions for a long time, but now I have three that I didn’t even check for. So I will be getting to those.

other than that, I’ve been pretty alright, thanks for checking in!

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percy 🔬

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Slipstream fanart I made in the style of Botanica :D

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Percy playing the clarinet! This commission was hard but I love how it came out * o *!

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8/4 is Perceptor Day!

Be careful not to shake the cage; the denizens will get very scared.

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,,, percy ,,,,,,

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the percys (percies??)

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I like him normal amount

I absolutely haven’t spent this whole week looking at every single existing version of him what do you mean

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Okay. Idw Perceptor is very calm and collected. Cyberverse Perceptor is very calm and collected. Animated Perceptor is very calm and collected.

And after all that, I had some expectations when I started watching Prime Wars. So I was totally unprepared when instead of a cold and collected scientist, this goofball appeared on screen kskdjdnfnfn

Bonus

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Hi how have you been? I was wondering if I could request mtmte poly Brainstorm/Perceptor, tfa Jazz and tfa Prowl seeing someone flirting with their human s/o and seeing their s/o get uncomfortable.

Apologies for the wait

MTMTE

Brainstorm & Perceptor

-They both agree that redirection is a better approach than causing a fight. What they don't agree on is how. Brainstorm wants to put on a good cop bad cop routine, while Perceptor would just rather make up a lie about a phone call to get you out of the situation.

-Brainstom, ignoring Perceptor, goes up to the person and slings his arm out them. Buddy. Pal. Friend. Come here, come here. Let Brainstorm show you something that will blow your mind, potentially literally!

-Perceptor just kind of escorts you away from the situation while Brainstorm has the person's attention on whatever weird thing he, for whatever reason, brought with him to a bar. He's the one to immediately comfort you. Brainstorm does so later, after you've all made it back to the habsuite.

TFA

Jazz

-Heeeey that’s not cool. He spots it right away, and is more worried about you than any jealousy he might have. He keeps an eye on it for a while, just so he can judge the situation properly and figure out what he’s getting into.

-he swoops in, smooth as ever, and confronts the other person pretty directly. If that doesn’t work, he tries redirecting them. He wants to keep things from escalating. He’s pretty good at getting people to just chill the fuck out.

-He sticks pretty close to you after that, just to make sure things run smoothly from here on out. He’s cool, you’re cool, everyone is cool. The night carries on, and it’s no big deal.

Prowl

-Ruins his day. Storm clouds. Dead crops. The whole shebang. He's pissed. He's not having it. He makes that sound. You know the one.

-Very direct with the person. He gets between you two and pokes the person's shoulder while he explains what's what. "YOU are making them uncomfortable." Something something smart ass remark. Very sassy.

-He didn't want to be here anyway, so if you're ready to go the two of you bounce immediately. He's trying to chill out, but he's going to need some time to well and truly cool off.