#HE WAS BASICALLY IMMORTAL
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Me, reading and watching Demon Slayer for the first time: Wow this is amazing
The anime community: it’s actually not tho. Demon Slayer is so mid
Me: Oh… I guess so. I was probably just caught up in the hype
Me, rewatching seasons 1-3, and watching season 4 as it comes out: This is the most entertaining thing in the world, actually
#WHAT DO THEY MEAN MID#seriously the anime community is so annoying#‘it’s not as good as berserk’ SO??#WHO TF CARES ABOUT BERSERK#THATS A WHOLE OTHER ANIME DAWG#WE AINT TALKING BOUT OTHER ANIME#They are so pretentious#demon slayer is an amazing series#and I will stand by this#that one YouTube video that pops up when you search demon slayer#that’s titled something like ‘Demon Slayer is a disgrace’#is so weird. like#why? you’re angry because of a few plot holes?#because things weren’t explained as much as you wanted#because the villain DARES to not be as smart as Aizen or father?#like they say muzan is stupid as a dig at the show#LIKE YA OBVIOUSLY HES STUPID AS SHIT. THATS THE POINT#HES SO STUPID BECAUSE HE NEVER NEEDED TO BE SMART#HE WAS BASICALLY IMMORTAL#but he was also greedy#and that’s why he’s trying to find a way to survive the sun#and his stupidity and greediness are clashing#ok rant in tags over#demon slayer#muzan#kimetsu no yaiba#ds#kny#muzan kibutsuji#group think is getting to me
22 notes
·
View notes
Text
Prompt 271
“Grandmother is visiting,” Damian suddenly said with no warning and with his usual not-quite demanding tone.
“Who?” Tim wasn’t the only one to startle, seeing as Bruce had practically froze, a downturn to his lips in a silent show of confusion.
Damian scowled. “Are you deaf Drake? Grandmother is coming to Gotham to, quote, make sure I am being properly cared for.” None of them had known that Ras was with anyone actually. At least Tim was pretty sure that would have been in the files.
“Oh?” Dick didn’t quite crouch to Damian’s height but it was a near thing. “She-” “He,” Damian corrected, interrupting him. They all exchanged a glance before Dick continued.
“Is he coming to the Manor or…”
Damian scoffed again, a tiny bit of a flush against his face. “No, Grandmother will most likely be staying with Akhi-”
Now wait one moment-
“YOU HAVE ANOTHER BROTHER?!”
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Deadly Decisions#Danny & Ras are the homoerotic rivals that no one knows if they’re flirting or attempting a murder#It’s actually both they’re just also both Immortal#Danny to Jason: You can become a crime lord if you finish college- you’ve said you wanted to get a degree this is ur chance#Dusan (nodding): Mother has made all of us finish at least our basic education nephew#Why yes this does mean that RH has just made the heads in a duffel bag debut & the bats have no clue it’s Jason#Normally Danny wanders the universe but RAS (affectionately derogatory) HOW DARE U TRY TO HIDE THE GRANDCHILDREN#Morally Gray Danny#He’s well over 300 and that has an affect lol#Also has some fun fae vibes thx to his ghost half & human half finally balancing out#Let Jason & Damian be brothers#Tiny Damian: Akhi look I found a frog :>#Jason (newly not brain damaged & has no clue who this small child is): …. That’s great#Tiny Damian: *GASP* Akhi you can talk now :D#Fuck it- all the Al Ghuls deserve fangs from ecto contamination#Is Danny actually Dusan & Talia’s mother? No one knows and no one wants to ask the probably immortal fae being okay#Danny brought Damian a ghost hound puppy & Jason an original signed Pride & Prejudice book#How come Bruce wasn’t aware of Danyal? Talia forgot to inform him that the mother she was speaking of is in fact still alive#He disappears for a decade sometimes longer she was using past terms how was he supposed to know
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
saw a video where they cleaned up a snake
#monkey d luffy#trafalgar law#my art#my comic#op snake god au#described in alt text#they're all luffys not brother. if you behead him it makes another one. thats the immortality law was sent looking for so he's in a bit of#pickle or smth. the au isnt meant to have a story but basically that's it. law needs to bring back immortality to doflamingo smh but gets#stuck with three snake luffy instead. idk if devil fruit power exist there. im not planning on using this au for plot reasons
679 notes
·
View notes
Text
The real reason why Tim hasnt died yet in the main continuity (as far as i know) is that as a kid he looked at Jasons death and went "mm. cringe. if i were robin id simply not die" and now he cant take it back
#alex wont shut up#dc#tim drake#thats also why he wont let go of the title of robin#he knows as long as he got it hes basically immortal out of spite#also the reason why he doesnt age#eternal robin out of sheer disdain for his predecessor fr
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
A Little bird told me
Danny knew his dimension didn't need him. It had been a long time since it stopped needing him, a long time since he had to be content to spend most of his days in the Infinite Realms. His sister and friends were too busy these days to pay attention to him; Danny understood, it's not like he could work or have a job, considering he'd stopped growing at 21 and people would start asking questions eventually.
Honestly, it was a relief that he'd even been able to grow up to that age, Clockwork's knowing look told him he had help with it.
So, he distracted himself by learning things from the other ghosts in the Realms, who were definitely as bored as he was. He even managed to get Vlad to teach him duplication, but it wasn't that interesting after a while. Though he had become interested in the different dimensions that Clockwork watched over.
The problem was that there was one dimension that had caught his attention (one full of heroes and magic) but they always made the worst decisions. There came a point where he decided to interfere, Clockwork seemed amused so he figured he wasn't going to stop him.
As he thought about how to infiltrate (definitely not as a hero, he loved his retirement, thank you very much), he remembered a rather...odd power he had recently discovered.
Danny had discovered that he could shapeshift. The problem was that he could only shapeshift into dead animals and well, while it was fun to scare others, he didn't know how well people would take a ghost crow with ectoplasm coming out of it's wounds.
Figuring it was better than nothing, he transformed into a bird and flew through the portal; he flew towards John Constantine, who seemed fed up with his life. Constantine knew the bird was fucking weird the moment it sit on his shoulders but he had better things to take care of, like the demon in front of him.
Said bird apparently knew the way to defeat the demon, because he started naming the ingredients needed to banish it. Constantine saw it with narrowed eyes and asked if he wanted his soul, the bird pecked him, looking annoyed.
From there, seeing that the dead bird was doing no harm, Constantine let it stay. It was oddly useful and he had sold his soul for less.
Danny spent his days whispering things to Constantine to defeat enemies and the hellbazer gave him cookies in return (the halfa really wanted to be offended), when the League saw Constantine with a dead crow on his shoulder they wondered if he had finally lost his mind.
John commented that his name was Ghosty (he was pecked again) and that he was useful, unfortunately for the superhero community, Constantine had never been that useful and therefore they couldn't complain (but why did he suddenly know all the existing gossip?, he kept bribing them with it! His crow looked amused too).
Every time Constantine won a battle without explanation, someone would make the mistake of asking how he did it. With a shit-eating grin, Constantine would point to his shoulder and say "a little bird told me."
Danny was so tempted to shape-shift just to bite his head off, but the cookies were good.
#dpxdc#Basically Danny became Constantine sidekick#but not really#he just give information and gossip#and Constantine give him cookies in return#Danny stayed as a crow at first#but he started changing to different birds just to confuse the heroes#Constantine doesn't care#he should probably be worried about the unknown entity in his shoulder#but he sold his soul for less#dp x dc#dc x dp#immortal danny#he changed the dimension destiny via Constantine#Constantine is having fun for once#Clockwork is too#Danny is starting to like cookies a lot#he wonders if it's a bird thing
3K notes
·
View notes
Text
I can't take myself seriously.
This is for the LU discord weekly prompt: "everything is the same EXCEPT ___" And I decided to make everything the same- except Time is a Muppet!
This turned into a full blown AU (/srs)
#so basically#Time dies before the events of LU#but the goddess was like “nah bro i need you for this quest” and so he told her#“ok but only if i get to live with Malon for the rest of her life” and so she gave him an immortal body. which is a muppet.#art#ghosts art#my art#linked universe time#linked universe wild#linked universe#linked universe twilight#lu time#lu wild#lu twilight#linked universe malon#lu malon#crack#crack au#crack taken only slightly seriously#legend punted him one time and so Time retaliated by beating him up with one of Wilds ladels.#Muppet Time au
902 notes
·
View notes
Text
You know what I really love that should be explored in even more Merlin fanfics?
Immortal Leon. Like, you've just got Merlin over there sulking about while he waits for Arthur to return. Then there's just Leon, living his best immortal life, doing the most randomest shit known to mankind
#bonus points if merlin and leon are like fully bonded over the fact that they are the only two people left from their time#i want in depth nostalgic conversations between them over the return of arthur... while cooking some food in an airfryer or something#or EVEN BETTER- leon has learned a bunch of skills over the years and while merlin sticks to himself you have leon having famous careers#like they meet up for their like annual get together or whatever and then leon's just like#“oh yeah i got bored of being a world renowned painter so now i'm just going to go and write some socially critical novel”#basically what i'm saying is i want a fic where arthur comes back and merlin is frantically rushing around and he calls up leon#and leon answers like “hey merlin so glad to hear from you but can this call wait i'm about to perform at my world tour concert”#bbc merlin#immortal leon#sir leon#merlin#arthur pendragon
266 notes
·
View notes
Text
at the risk of veering entirely off-canon, i had to at least try to put on paper that concept of dealer being a retired grim reaper (out of potentially many)
since god is dead, i like to think that nothing works anymore, making him out of a job.
i think the game isn't too far off from the position as a death entity, if that makes sense. same shit, different tools, only the unfortunate souls come willingly
#buckshot roulette#dealer buckshot roulette#buckshot roulette fanart#the dealer#doodle post#doodle dump#this is to explain both him being effectively immortal; why your soul doesn't get 'taken' despite being presumably a demon#and how you end up in heaven at all should you perish: he sends you there himself#the reason why im Hesitant about whether this aligns w/ canon is like. i don't think a reaper counts as a demon??#but maybe it still works since like he's not a reaper Anymore and is just some Toothy Flesh Orb living in a repurposed factory building#also: the entire point of the robe is to basically conceal he's still just a head and hands without a real body. It Just Works#i joked it's non-newtonian air/spirit
177 notes
·
View notes
Text
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHINICHI KUDO (& CONAN EDOGAWA)
#conan edogawa#kudo shinichi#detective conan#meitantei conan#case closed#happy birthday conan#happy birthday shinichi#he's basically turning 30 something now#the myth#the legend#the fucking immortal kid with glasses#yes even today I still forget they're supposed to be the same person#shinichi is getting too good at acting like a kid
330 notes
·
View notes
Text
I'm so normal about him
#quinn hughes#qh43#so basically hes the hottest man to ever exist.#he needs to be immortalized in statue form and placed in a museum#he was literally sculpted by god#look at those cheekbones#and that jaw line#im going feral#someone sedate me
173 notes
·
View notes
Text
“So you’re the king of the afterlife? Does that make you a god?” Nightwing asked.
“Afterlives. Plural. Some people become ghosts, some go to whichever place they believe in, and some pass on to a place where consciousness can’t follow. Even I can’t go there.” Danny stopped and thought for a moment. “I don’t think I’m a god. I’m still half human after all. I guess when my human half dies, I might be considered a god? But there is a distinct possibility my human half won’t die and I’m already a god, too. I won’t really know unless I stop aging.”
Of course, this only brought on a new wave of chaos.
#danny phantom#dc x dp#dp x dc#ghost king danny#dp x dc prompt#basically danny trying to explain what he is to the bats#and he kinda goes ‘yeah I don’t actually know either lol’#is he a god if he’s still half human?#will he re-die or grow into his ghostly self more?#or will he be youthful forever?#he has no idea#just a fun little blurb#not enough people point out that he might be immortal but he doesn’t know for sure#it’s either he knows#or he doesn’t know and someone (Clockwork) just tells him#I want more flippant ignorance!
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Deep down you know that William wants to abandon Utah and buy like a big spooky castle where he can be spooky and terrorize an entire small European village.
#Basically he wants to be Dracula#That is his plan for when he is immortal#william afton#fnaf head cannons#i'm mostly joking
391 notes
·
View notes
Text
Doodles I did at school because I'm obsessed
#I like to think hes still crazy but rather than being a direct effect of the crown its from the immortality and power of being basically god#or at least a god compared to his citizens#and he's also just better at hiding it#IS IT SO WRONG TO WANT A MAN WHO IS COMPLETELY OFF THE WALLS?#adventure time#winter king#candy queen#doodles#art#fionna and cake
577 notes
·
View notes
Text
some randomy MIS doodles
#ninja showdown#my immortal soul#first ninja x chase young#rc9gn first ninja#first ninja#chase young#xiaolin showdown#rc9gn#randy cunningham 9th grade ninja#the middle doodles are me braistorming an angst comic for them *wink wonk* and i very much want to try and draw it#also im very into First in XS style he would look very distinguished in it while Chase is just a fucking gremlin Julian-look-alike lol#i have quite a few aus in my head for them but so far only drew some modern au that i dubbed Mentors AU basically set in uni with hot profs
286 notes
·
View notes
Text
Gnomon come back your confusing attitude and ludicrous powerset is intriguing me. I want to see more of what you can actually do because jfc your powerscaling implications and the implications of how fucking powerful Duke could become are insane. Plus it would force the writers to actually WRITE DUKE JFC I MISS HIM
#duke thomas#gnomon#batfamily#batman#I'm dead fucking serious Gnomon can do so much unrelated shit and it confuses me#generally characters have a speciality (ie physical/psychic/magical) but Gnomon is just casually doing#like 80 different things at once and it's insane to me#what do you mean he can buff other Metas AND he can mind control people AND he's immortal AND he has photokinesis??#what do you mean he can basically make someone a meta?? what do you mean he can fucking people puppet???#what is his fucking deal? why is he so powerful? and why is Duke 100% at least as powerful as him if not more so after the shadow powers
102 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ringlord High King of Everything Elrond, inspired here
(@the-writing-goblin)
I imagine in this situation elrond would have been partially tempted by boromir's declaration, but instead of trying to fight sauron with it (because even in the weirdest crack au i can think of elrond is still too genre-aware to try that) he tried to use it to supercharge his use of vilya and protect everyone.
basically Ringlord!Elrond turned the entirety of Eriador into a mega-gondolin situation: massive walls (courtesy of numenorean/eregion tech) around the regions bordering the north or Mordor, fortresses along the mountain range and several layers of gates along every road in or out. Everybody goes in; nobody goes out; everyone is safe.
and he ended up claiming the kingship to give him more authority in the process - he's High King of the Noldor and Sindar and King of the Edain (given that there are like three half-vanyar in middle-earth, he's more or less king of all children of iluvatar) and so he can have command over the entirety of the West.
and with the help of the Ring, this actually works! but the corruption starts to show eventually
he uses his kinship to Gondor to forcefully drag them into his neo-gondolin-empire-creation so he can ensure none of his great-nephews will ever have to face sauron. he extends the walls to encompass Mirkwood, because he's the high king of the sindar and has a duty to protect thranduil's realm, and unleashes the full might of his melian-lite powers to purge Sauron's Shadow and the spawn of Ungoliant from the now-Greenwood.
Galadriel and Glorfindel very much see where this is going and are very very worried. galadriel won't let him build walls around lothlorien (because she lives next door to a balrog and knows exactly what happened to gondolin) but celeborn thinks it's a good idea, since after all Doriath wouldn't have fallen if Melian's girdle had still been up. glorfindel tries to talk him out of it but the ring has taken hold
the Ring's power also enhances all his natural weirdness and powers - he has his wings and maia markings permanently activated now, with or without finwean anger. he can fully shapeshift, and he goes from raising waves in the bruinen to raising tsunamis in the great sea.
except the finwean anger seems to be permanently activated now, too, and anyone who harms someone he's deemed under his protection finds themselves the target of a rather ironic vengeance quest. the shapeshifting is looking weird now - his teeth are always sharp now, and his eyes have gone fully inhuman. sometimes he has claws and his wings look more like bats than eagles. and his water powers are more like osse's- he can't calm the waters now (goldberry is the first to notice something's up) and can only stir them into massive ship-sinking storms and tsunamis.
this progresses until he's basically Evil Luthien ruling over a continent-wide Mega-Gondolin, slaughtering orc-hordes before they even reach the white walls and sinking any naval fleet Sauron tries to send around the coast. Everybody is brought in; nobody leaves; everyone is safe...?
he figures out that the dwarven legend of "Durin's Bane" has to be one of the few first age balrogs thats still unaccounted for. and well, it's living right on his border, and he can't risk another fall of gondolin, right? so he leads a small force in there to clear moria, and they shove the balrog off the edge, but it takes one of his captains (except glorfindel) with it (maybe erestor?) and he uses the ring and saves erestor, (and maybe floods the balrog for good measure), and glorfindel is sure he saw elrond's eyes go yellow for a moment.
and even fully corrupted, he knows he can't take the ring directly into mordor. but he can wipe out sauron's armies outside the walls, to protect his kingdom - because turgon's mistake was thinking he was safe even when there were balrogs and dragons and orcs outside, right?
somewhere along the way, arwen realizes what's happening and goes to live with galadriel. one of the twins goes with her; the other stays out of loyalty but eventually follows.
elrond's kingdom has become a cross between doriath and gondolin now, with all the surrounding lands warped by ring-magic to hide it, and layers of stone walls and iron gates preventing anyone from leaving. because everyone is here; nobody leaves; everyone is... safe?
#silm#silmarillion#lotr#elrond#lord of the rings#i hc goldberry is uinen and osses daughter#i feel like the ring works differently for everyone#hobbits are naturally sneaky and long-lived so hobbits get ring-invisibility and ring-immortality#while dwarves would be basically physically invincible and elves would get feanor-style super-fea#and peredhel get maiarin powers#honestly ringlord elrond is kind of terrifying#like ringlord galadriel or ringlord maglor would be pretty straightforward about conquering the world#like galadriels whole 'all shall love me and despair'#or maglor would be like 'yep conquering the world for the oath now hand over your land'#but elrond is more of the manipulative dark lord type#like the 'im doing this for you/i just want to protect you' villain#and hes already most of middle earths collective dad#they all trust him
200 notes
·
View notes