#HE LOOKS SO ANGY OMFG MY BOY

[diathadevil]

AAAAAAAA URADILA SI!!!!!

@diathadevil Nacrtah.

based on this comic by shencomix

[thestarfishinjootsoffice]

Just saw that your reqs are open again :0. I have a funny idea. Slashers x Child reader who is overly sarcastic

I have like 6 requests I need to finish them rn omg

Slashers with overly sarcastic child reader!

Michael

Finds it amusing, he doesn't find that many children like that.

After you say a sardonic comment for the 50th time he's just standing there like 'yup, that's my child right there'.

Loves it, but doesn't like it when you use it against him or at him. grandpapa comes up with the lecturing like, 'don't speak in that tone to me young child, when I was your age-' telepathically. You can basically feel his harsh glare.

He's secretly hyping you up whenever you say your sarcastic remarks to someone, he's just there. You don't know it yet.

Sinclair brothers

Bo is just smirking proudly, he's standing behind you with his arms crossed and his legs wide apart (why this kinda hot) hearing you use your sharp words at someone. Similar reaction as Michael if you use it against him but more of a 'wtf did I do wrong' reaction but will get annoyed later on if you keep it up, will probably scream "STOP GIVING ME THAT ATTITUDE Y/N." but you know he won't lay bad hands on you though. Won't stop you if you say sum' to someone, he may not know it but he's so like you.

Vincent is more of a 'y/n, why would you talk like that?' wonders if something is bothering you because bo gets sarcastic too when something irritates him. If you tell him you aren't and are just always like this in your own way he would just be relieved, actually finds it funny. He was sitting on the couch and then you and bo came inside and were screaming at each other (playfully) about something and he just tries to hold in his laugh because it's funny seeing his hotheaded twin argue with a child. Pretty okay with it as long as you don't act mean to him or else he's just gonna pick you by your shirt and plop you out of the basement for about 2 days as punishment.

At first Lester was like 'are you angry me at me :(?'. But then learned it was your normal behaviour and got chill with it, I mean it's not like he can't handle two sarcastic angy kids. He has his hand over his mouth and thinks 'slay' or just yells "BUURRNN" when you show that girl/boy/bad boss attitude to someone. Feels really hurt when you become sarcastic towards him though. In short, he's supportive and sometimes you defend him against people. 💀

Hannibal

Smiles and chuckles a bit at your behaviour. Stops you if you're doing it bit too much.

Does a quick 180 🤨 if you start giving him that attitude. And scolds and lectures.

Encourages this though if it's against anyone who speaks ill about you. Has no problem standing up for you but would love it if you could stand up for yourself <3.

If some random person comes up to him and tells him to teach his child some better manners he'll pick you up and hold you and let's you do your silly little magic words.

Chaos, yep.

Later tells his mental bf about what you did and says "omg did you see what they said? It was so cool" and close to tears. "no I wasn't with you" the mental bf replies and maybe ruins the atmosphere.

Billy n Stu

They'll literally record you and basically shoves a camera up to your face and stu squeals at how cool you sound, Billy looks calm but inside he's like "omfg this kid is bad ass"

And then shows it to their friends while you're getting really embarrassed because you're right in front of them.

This ends up in you saying ironical things at every question they ask you just to piss them off.

Which then ends in Billy telling you 'do not speak to your parents like that 🤬' and do you stop? No. But do they stop showing you off to their friends? No. But it all works out anyway because that's the kinda relationship you three have.

[smolwritingchick]

Hi vaaaal! Did Jennie cry when she saw all the guys reunited together?? She ran to whom first? Thank you for always answering my questions 🫶🏽

Hi, Angie!! You’re very welcome!!

Yes!! Omfg the tears will NOT stop 😭 boohooing like crazy. Tears of joy!! I was thinking she’ll arrive a little bit after the boys who were waiting for Jin to arrive on the scene. And I was thinking the first member she’ll see is Hobi who’d happily yell “Jennie!” When he turned around to her being escorted by some bodyguards. The two would run to each other and embrace which will catch the attention of the rest of the boys who will excitedly rush up to her.

Best believe once she sees Jungkook she’ll jump on him while he’ll spin her around. Tears of joy on how happy she is to see the boys again. 🙌🏾 each hug with the members will be long and filled with so much wholesomeness as she expresses how happy she is to see them.

“Why do you have a saxophone?” She’d laugh lightly when she sees it in Namjoon’s hands. she’ll also exclaim, “Y’all are huge! What the hell are you eating over there?!”

The way they’d look bigger to her at that moment will surprise her. I see ARMY pointing out the significant size difference between her and the guys too and calling them her bodyguards and that no one will dare mess with her.

I see Jennie and Jin having the longest hug with her arms around him, crying. I see him crying too once she breaks down. And then the rest of the members would join in for a big group hug.

It’s cute because with each member that enlists, they will request what they want Jennie to bake for them as a welcome home gift when they’re discharged. So best believe a nice cake will be waiting for Jin and he’ll show it off live.

Jennie and Jin will attend Festa and while Jin has his hugging event and concert, Jen will have her own little meet and greet too and do a smol performance as well. Perhaps her and Jin can perform together, too! 🙌🏾

Having Jin back even though the rest of the boys gotta go back to service will make her happy.

1 down, 6 more to go! You’re next Hobi! 🙌🏾💜

[anotheryugiohsideblog]

THE ARC-V WORLD TRAILER JUST CAME OUT AND IM LITERALLY CRYING IM SO HAPPY YUYA HAS THE SAME VA OMGGGGG AND AND LOOK AT HIM LOOK AT THE BOY OMFG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[realcube]

haikyuu!! boys with a s/o that becomes clingy/affectionate while drunk

characters: kyōtani, kenma, iwaizumi, matsukawa and bokuto

thank you anon for this marvellous request mwah

ALL CHARACTERS ARE AGED UP!

tw// drinking, suggestive themes, sexual references, swearing

Kentarō Kyōtani

kyōtani was used to having a cool, laid-back s/o who was just as awkward about physical touch as he was 

i mean, that’s kinda a part of the reason he liked you so much - so y’all could get over your awkwardness together

so imagine his surprise when his usually level-headed, calm s/o came stumbling out of the club, a blubbering mess and threw themselves into his arms, wailing something about a maths test

THE AMOUNT OF EMOTIONS THAT FLOODED HIS MIND IN THAT ONE MOMENT OMFG ADFGHJKL

he was like ‘omg why are they touching me? i kinda like it- wait are they crying? tf? i ain’t ever seen them cry before- should i help them? lord everyone is looking at us now. so what the fuck do i do- AYE DON’T TOUCH ME THERE’

so he had no choice but to dip with you flung over his shoulder lol

he took you back to your shared apartment and forced you to drink some water and instead of ordering a take-out, he just gave you his leftover burrito which he took to the club smh

it was probably cold 

but that was the best he could think of at the time bc he simply needed to shut you up with food bc the alcohol in your system was causing you to become especially touchy, hence resulting in kyōtani getting especially aroused

but the last thing he’d do is fuck you while you’re drunk and i firmly believe that despite the fact kyōtani is a bit of a lout - he still has like a basic moral compass

but i mean if you kept being so damn suggestive then it was gonna be a lot harder for him to resist his urges

you were rubbing him up and shit, calling him every pet name in the book so ofc he just stuck a burrito in your mouth and went ‘stfu 😡’

the painful part was that he was silently enjoying it too (┬┬﹏┬┬)

(though, he was red from blushing lol, not anger) 

and he wasn’t used to it either so obviously he was gonna get flustered, i mean, everything was happening all at once

oh and you told him ‘i love you’ and he literally combusted like lord have mercy on this man 

just that morning you were calling him your ‘annoying rat boyfriend’ (jokingly, ofc) and now you love him?-

that wasn’t the first time you told him that you loved him but he was still blushing none the less 

and he stammered out a ‘love you too’ PRAYING that you wouldn’t remember any of this the following day

anyway, he cuddled you to sleep and railed you as soon as you sobered up - the end ❤

Kenma Kozume

pov: you’re kenma happily being a wallflower in the club then your s/o approaches you, demanding for you to fuck them 

- ok, end of POV - 

anyway, your speech was slurred so kenma wasn’t really sure if that was what you were asking him to do but if it was, he would’ve happily obliged if it wasn’t for the fact you were clearly drunk

mans was blushing though

bc y’all hardly ever do it but now - all of a sudden - you were tightly wrapped around him, garbling erotic threats into his ear

kenma was worried at first but you were like..really weak

so it wasn’t hard to get you off his torso, usher you out of the club and grip your hand as he ordered a taxi 

also kenma had read enough wattpad fanfictions to know how to deal with someone while they’re drunk 

but none of those fanfictions ever mentioned a single thing about how to deal with yourself while your partner is drunk

like seriously..he was in pain

both from the throbbing erection he had and the aching embarrassment he felt - both stemming from the fact you tried to give him a lap dance in taxi ✋ please oml

anyway, he took you back to his apartment and insisted that you have a few slices of the left-over pizza in the fridge along with a glass of water

after you changed into your pyjamas, you had clearly sobered up slightly as you could now compose coherent sentences

but that wasn’t any better for him bc now you were draped over him, whimpering into his ear about how much you love him

‘i’m so lucky to have you, kenma. i love you so much. you remind me of my first cat - you’re such a cat- i mean, blessing..you’re such a blessing.’ 

ngl, at that point he would be at a loss for words, just deciding to hug you until you fall asleep

like he finds it so cute that you’re finally opening up to him about how you feel as you’re usually quite composed and restrained 

but also- what does he do now? 

you eventually fell asleep in his arms and the next day, you woke up to kenma having made breakfast and telling you how much he adores you which was..confusing, to say the least

he told you about how you acted when you were drunk and to say you were embarrassed would be an understatement 

also, he’ll tease you about it for the rest of your life ;)

Hajime Iwaizumi

literally all you had to do was send him a text like ‘iwa...,,.,...ily so mycj ❤’’ and he’s already waiting in the line to get into the club lol

he marches in there, finds you, grabs your hand and drags you home 

let’s hope that your friends know what iwaizumi looks like so they don’t have to just watch a random guy haul you out the club-

and tries to act all like angry iwaizumi >:( but when you are trailing behind him, muttering about how amazing he is, he becomes more like angy iwa grrr (* ￣︿￣)

by that, i mean that angry iwaizumi would bring you home and lecture on how irresponsible it is to get so intoxicated 

but angy iwa just takes care of you but with a disapproving scowl 

and angry iwaizumi would make nasty, bitchy remarks about how inappropriate your outfit is 

while angy iwa would be like ‘babe, your outfit is lovely but maybe wear something different next time, idk....’

either way, he takes good care of you 

he makes sure you eat (and he cooks good food btw - he doesn’t make you eat leftovers lmao) 

he lets you change into more comfortable clothes

he ensures that you don’t die in the shower 

and he forces you to go to bed

but all of that is rather difficult when you’re clinging to him like your life depends on it, raving on about how sweet of a boyfriend he is and covering his face sloppy kisses

his original plan was to go train some more in his gym (yes, there is a gym in y’alls house-) but when you were peppering his cheek in kisses, begging him to stay with you for whatever reason, of course he didn’t have the balls to leave

 so he ended up laying like a log in bed as you cuddled up to him like koala, resting your head in his chest and allowing him to run his hand through your hair as you slept

in that moment - as he stared down at your tranquil figure - he realised how grateful he was for moments like these, as he finally got see a side of you that he knew you’d almost never exhibit when you’re sober

like yeah, you often tell him how much you love him but he can always tell that it’s as if you’re setting aside your pride to say such a thing but now, you’re gushing on about it with the most genuine look in your eyes, he can tell that you’re being completely sincere 

and to say that he adores it would be an understatement 

so yeah, you were kind of a pain while drunk but you were also the most adorable thing that iwaizumi had ever laid his eyes on (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.)

Issei Matsukawa

ok so the only reason matsukawa wasn’t getting drunk with you was bc the first time y’all got drunk together he got fined for public indecency and you got done for public intoxication

so you decided that it was best (for your wallets) if you took turns getting tipsy

emphasis on ‘tipsy’ bc you both went to the bar together (along with a few friends) and you promised matsukawa that you’d only have a few drinks 

so please explain to him why he is now having to carry you bridal style out of the bar because you are too hammered to walk properly 

and he was kinda grumpy bc he had to leave his friends mid-conversation bc not only were you pestering him but also, the erotic things you were whispering in his ear caused him to get a boner

and he was getting weird looks from people as he carried you home but that was the least of his problems tbh- he didn’t even notice lol

the biggest issue on his mind rn was the fact that you made him hard yet you can’t help him bc you’re drunk smh 

like he was tempted at first bc you seemed down to do it but he quickly came back to reality and realised how morally incorrect that’d be 

so he was mumbling curses the whole way home just to tune you out bc if he paid any more attention to the racy promises you were muttering in his ear- he’d explode

he’s alright at taking care of you like he isn’t iwaizumi’s level of caring but he’s a close second, i mean he’s gotten drunk plenty of times so he knows the basics

he was like ‘drink water idk lol ’

anyway, once he handled himself he wasn’t too fazed by your lustful advances

and he was so smug about it too deadass like ‘keep talkin’ me up, (y/n), you ain’t getting shit until you’re sober.’

smh ANYWAY he thinks you’re so charming when you’re like lovey-dovey drunk but SO annoying when you’re horny drunk bc like- he can’t get some (T_T)

Kōtarō Bokuto 

best for last 👌

ok anyway he’s an athlete and he doesn’t need alcohol to have a good time- he’s forever drunk tbh- drunk on life :)

so while you’re getting hammered with your pals, he’s doing stupid shit while sober lol

once you both rendezvous outside the club to head home and you’re absolutely steamin- he’s just like ‘hi, babe! how’s your night been?’

SO OBLIVIOUS OML

anyway, he drives back to y’alls house and since you’re fatigued at first, you spent 90% of the car ride sleeping

but when you get home, more awake, you’re all up on him

but you’re not like sensual drunk- more like..emotional drunk but with love 🥺

so basically you are sobbing into his chest about whatever and bc he is an such empath he will start crying too, or at least get a bit emotional 

you could say something like, ‘omg, bo. i hardly get to see you because you’re at work so often- i wish i could spend more time with you. i miss you so much’  ╯︿╰

and he would deadass reply whole-heartedly while weeping into your shoulder, ‘I’M QUITTING VOLLEYBALL, (Y/N)!!’

(ok, so maybe he was a bit tipsy too- but like..definitely not has drunk as you)

he has no idea where to start when it comes to taking care of you but he tries (´◡` ‘) 

at the very least, he ensures that you don’t having any more alcohol and that you don’t die somehow 

he’s v overprotective though 

you could be getting a fork to eat your instant-noodles with and he’ll be like 

‘apologies ✋ but i cannot allow you to handle such a dangerous weapon while intoxicated. maybe eat with a spoon instead, idk.’ /h

other than that, he just cuddles you to sleep and deals with you in your badly hungover state the next day

[thecorruptedlovely]

your writing style is SO smooth to read, i loved it. can i request a fluff senario for the housewardens from twstd bumping into a strong and tall (like 5'9 or smth) fm!reader who they have a crush on? and instead of letting them fall she just picks them up or hold them. idk just ✨strong cute women✨

FIRST OF ALL.... thank you c: I've been trying to make my writing more interesting and smoother to read so that others enjoy it so that makes me happy to hear!

SECOND OF ALL, this is like a request towards me /j I'm 5'9.5 and others have said I'm strong so this is like skdbsfbsodbsk sooooo I'm gonna have fun with this :D

Housewardens bumping into tall and strong fm!reader who catches them before they fall

No NSFW in this post

Gender of reader is female & pronouns used are she/her

Idia isn't like one of those stuttering Y/Ns I swear 😭😭

ENJOY!!!

(Helloooo daddy Idia 😍🧎🏻‍♂️)

Idia 🎮

Probably too distracted by either one of his handheld games or hiding in his hoodie he was wearing that day while frantically rushing back to his room

His shoulder rams into yours and he panics

Immediately closes his eyes tight and starts flailing about as he falls

Waits for the inevitable impact of his head meeting the floor and the absolute and total embarrassment

....

He didn't hit the ground?

Slowly opens his eyes and finds himself staring into your eyes

1...2...3... Cue blushing and stuttering Idia

Hides in his hood

"I-IM SO S-SORRY!!!! I DIDN'T MEAN T-TO RUN INTO Y-YOU!!!!"

You chuckle and lift him back up onto his feet

He doesn't dare leave his hood, he's too embarrassed, he just ran right into you! His crush!

Aaaaaa maybe this is like one of those romance games! The protagonist runs into his crush and they fall in love immediately and get married and—

He just said that out loud...?

**MORE FRANTIC APOLOGIES**

Eventually he runs away while apologizing

But soon he comes back and eventually starts to be fine around you again

Once you bring it up and mention how you thought he was cute and you'd like to date him he was beyond happy and a stuttering and blushing mess

This man loves you so much omfg treat him well, he's so sweet

(DOES HE HAVE ON MAKEUP IN THIS GIF??? OOOOOO BOY, HALLELUJAH, GODDAMN HE'S HOT ASF)

Leona 🦁

This cocky (but hot) mf obviously has his hands behind his head, nose in the air, eyes closed and has no care who he runs into

That is until he runs smack into you and is somehow sent tumbling backwards

Just waits for him to hit the floor so he can immediately get up and threaten whoever decided to knock him down

Once he realizes he hasn't hit the floor yet his eyes open and he sees you

Subtly blushes and his eyes widen

"Tch, should've known it was you. Don't you know it's unwise to run right into a predator, little herbivore?"

Once you set him back on his feet he scratches the back of his head and looks at you for a moment

"I suppose I'll let you off the hook, just don't do it again or else you might wind up as my next meal"

You take that line a whole other way—

Walks away without apologizing

In secret he's actually really embarrassed

Bring it up next time and he'll act as if he doesn't know what you mean

Will eventually ask you out after than incident but I guarantee it'll be weeks after

(Angy rule following boy)

Riddle 🌹

This guy is quite small– I'm sorry—

He's storming down the halls looking for Ace and Deuce after Ace stole another one of Riddle's tarts, Deuce just got wrapped up in this (#saveDeuce)

He turns the corner and runs smack dab into your chest

Doesn't realize what just happened for a moment

Once it registers that his face is in your honkers, he stumbles backwards and trips over his own feet

You throw your arms out to catch him and he is a combination of 😳 and 😵‍💫

Immediately stands up and removes himself from your arms while turning his head to the side as he apologizes

Quickly walks away

Ace and Deuce were watching the whole thing

They. Are. HECTIC.

Immediately go to confront him even if he's actively hunting them down

"YOU RAN INTO HER CHEST????"

Needless to say Ace and Deuce had that collar on them for quite a while

He avoids you for weeks until he finally decides to confront you about it and apologize

He then asks to take you somewhere as an apology (*COUGH* it's a secret date *COUGH*)

He asks you out at the end

(the only reason Riddle runs into your chest is because his height compared to a female who's 5'9 would put him around your chest area)

(LOOK AT LILIA BHJVHCFHV AND MALLEUS IS SO HOT AND INTIMIDATING AAAAAAAAAA)

Malleus 🐉

(How someone can manage to knock this man over I'll never be able to imagine—)

But somehow you manage it

In all honesty he was probably just not paying attention and ran into you

You were prolly running down the halls and ran right into him and the force just knocked him backwards more than it did you

He is ✨ s h o o k e t h ✨

My guy can't even catch himself he's so shocked

So you catch him

Malleus rn: 😯

He's just there in your arms trying to comprehend what just happened, how you managed to knock him over, and how you're strong enough to hold him like this

Once you set him back on his feet this man gives out a formal apology

You stop him midway and tell him it's perfectly fine

His little smile after is KFBSOCBSOCBDJF

One of the ones who's not even embarrassed, he's just happy you forgive him

He asks if you'd like to go for a walk with him

It turns into a date and you get together by the end—

Enjoys telling the story of how y'all got together

"Soooo, how'd you guys get together?"

"It's quite funny actually, she ran right in to me and managed to knock me over but she caught me, I then asked her to go for a walk with me as an apology and I asked her out at the end :)"

(Sneaky octopus boy)

Azul 🐙

He was probably looking for the tweels tbh

He prolly needed them for when he forces someone to sign a contract, just in case

He is swiftly going down them hallways

He stops for nothing

Until he runs right into you

Then he stops and starts falling backwards from the momentum

You quickly reach out and wrap your arms around his waist, holding him and keeping him from falling

My man is SHOOK

Azul rn: 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Politely asks you to set him back on his feet to which you oblige

He does that lil embarrassed cough into his fist and stares at his feet

"I'm sorry for running into you, are you hurt?"

After you reassure him he smiles at you, face bright red

Later that day he invites you on a picnic and he asks you out!

(I love him-)

Kalim ⭐️

He's probably running down the halls looking for Jamil

"JAMILLLLLL, WHERE ARE YOUUUU???"

Isn't even paying attention and just SMACKS into you

Somehow he falls instead of you

Let's out a yelp after he runs into you and starts falling

Like Idia he's also flailing about trying to find something to grab on to

You immediately catch him before he hits the ground

His face is like 🥹

My man is so happy

He's precious

"Sorry for running into you!!"

Happily thanks you and asks if you're ok

After you say you're fine he asks for you to come hunt Jamil down with him

During the hunt he accidentally let's it slip that he likes you

But you say you feel the same and you two get together!

(Gorgeous)

Vil 🪞

Probably is too busy making sure he looks presentable

Has a mirror right up in his face making sure his makeup is perfect, his hair is perfect, everything

You're prolly just looking off to the side when suddenly he runs right into you

Mirror goes flying, he starts falling, you stumble back

You quickly go to grab him but sadly the mirror couldn't be saved

Rip mirror

He is stunned

"I'm so sorry, darling, I didn't mean to run into you, I hope you're ok"

You let him stand up while assuring that you're ok....

Butttt the mirror isn't

You point to it behind him

He simply shrugs

"It's a shame, it was a good mirror, but I have plenty more in my room, care to join me for the walk back? Id love to have your company, and maybe I could give you a makeover"

You agree and you both walk back to his room

He immediately asks if he can give you a makeover

He asks you out in the middle of applying your lipstick and you happily agree

[deadly-departed]

Awwww thank you for appreciating my request!! I actually love it when you do one of them so I come and check if there's anything new everyday lol. Ok ok so how about some fluffy headcanons with Hanako, Tsukasa, Teru and Akane (male) and how they would react when s/o is on her period? I'm currently on mine rn and I. AM.DYING.

Qfohsxohwgjpvshpcd OMFG YEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!!!! I love your requests much! I didn't expect so many of them at once lmao but I love them!!! Also if you wanna know when I post you can turn on notifications for my acc if you're on moblile-

You are by far my favorite anon that I've had over the course of my Tumblr HC days, which honestly hasn't been too long, at most a few months over all my accounts but still!!! I love you-

Hanako-kun The Bathroom Ghost, Wonder No. 7

He'd be pretty confused and worried

Like

You're bleeding??? Out of your baby maker hole??? Why?????

Once you explain to him what's going on and that you're in pain he'll be the sweetest little ghost boyfriend ever

Are you craving something? He'll do his best to get it. And by that I mean he'll ask Kou or Yashiro to get it for you.

Do you want cuddles? He's not exactly warm but he'll happily cuddle you whenever you want!

Having mood swings because hormones? He'll understand and not hold anything against you!

He is kinda clueless as to why you are on your period and why it's so necessary but just give him time, he'll understand eventually.

He can't exactly do much for getting pads or tampons so guess ya gotta ask Yashiro or Aoi-chan for those but you can't blame him, he's dead.

If he notices blood on your skirt before he understands what's going on his have a panic attack, thinking someone hurt you.

But hey, at least it was him who noticed and not a classmate or teacher.

Just so that he doesn't seem dumb, he'll ask Yashiro questions to help him understand. That leads to her being a blushing mess though.

But you really gotta give him some credit for trying

He never got to learn this when he was alive!

He's just really trying his best, comforting you when you're cramps are bad, playing with your hair to call you down if you get upset, whatever

He's always there for you, even if he doesn't completely understand what's going on with your body

Tsukasa Yugi, The Rumor Spreader

You will never see this boy more confused then when you tell him you're on your period

Like, fr, he would be absolutely clueless and wouldn't understand a single word you say

Use small words, like you're talking to a 4 year old

"Me go hurtie hurtie, body want make baby." You say, trying to hold in your laughter as you watch Natsuhiko in the background losing his shit

"Well then tell it to stop." Tsukasa says, smiling like he had just solved a cold case that has been ongoing for 23 years.

"I can't do that." You say, laughing as Natsuhiko wheezes behind Tsukasa.

"I have to just wait it out. And while I do, I'm going to be in a lot of pain." You explain, trying to help him understand what you're going through.

He nods a bit, seeming to understand.

And like that, he brought you literally everything he thought would help you.

Some of it was nice.

Like tea, sweets, heating pads, a stray cat to pet and keep you company.

Other things, not so much.

"Why did you bring me homework? It's not even mine."

"How did you get a hold of an Exorcist's Staff? It can't even work, it has a seal on it!"

"Did you just bring me someone's shirt?"

Meanwhile Natsuhiko is desperately trying not to fall onto the ground as he laughs.

Sakura has the look of 'yep, same old shit'

Once you leave to go home, he'll ask Sakura questions about periods and for some reason the questions get more and more personal???

"Why do they happen?" "Will I have them?" "What are they like?" When was the last time you had one?"

Yeah after that last question Sakura just noped out of school for the rest of the day.

But like, the boy has a morbid sense of curiosity, what do you expect?

When you come back to school, hell hopefully have a better grasp on the concept (thanks to Natsuhiko being shameless in talking to him about it)

So he'll be better at comforting you

Akane Aoi, The Time Keeper

Gets exceedingly flustered when you mention that you're on your period

Like wow ok that's something to hear at 7 in the morning

Will try to help out as best he can, grabbing a pad or something out of your backpack for you, getting you something to snack on

Just like, not around Teru.

He'll try to laugh it off then immediately feel really bad and just silently get up and get the thing you asked for.

Akane will also cuddle the life out of you if you want, he will never he able to get enough of you

Probably has a stash of your favorite foods somewhere in his room for you to eat when you start to get cramps

His moods will swing with yours.

Are you happy bouncy and giggly? So is he! Are you crying because you just accidentally dropped a pop tart on the floor? He'll be on the floor with you, crying.

But!!! If you get angry for any reason, he'll be so calm and understanding and just let you get all that angy out of you.

Once you're done he'll hug you and kiss the top of your head and ask if you feel better now

Man's really out here, buying a heating pad or a heatable stuffed animal if your cramps get too bad

Cannot tell me that Akane wouldn't make an excuse for you if you have to skip school because of the pain

"Sorry sir, she can't come in today, she has a doctor's appointment."

Teru Minamoto, The School Prince

Surprisingly knows very little about periods

Like yeah he has a sister but she's like, 5 so-

Hes probably red in the face when you told him

He's not grossed out or anything! Just wasn't something he expected to hear when he walked into school that morning.

Has absolutely no shame in asking one of his female classmates for a pad/tampon if you need one

Besides, what are they about to do? Tell the school prince no?

Yeah that's what I thought.

We know this man can't cook for his like so he'll ask his little brother to make some cookies or something.

He's not going to be specific, he doesn't want to embarrass you.

Hell just be like 'hey, would it be alright if you make my girlfriend some cookies? She really likes your baking'

And Kou will just 'yeah why not?' And do it

He'll bring them to school along with one of those stuffed animals that are also a heating pad and hand them to you with a smile on his face and fidbdj-

Just an overall nice experience. Kinda. Youre on your period after all.

[clearlyshyobservation]

Kokichi is dying (V3 chatfic, no particular ship)

TW: Infers abuse, talks about ableism, neglect, panic attack pretty much, depression, self loathing. never being good enough

i am so sorry but vr au's need to be sad, love yall :)

(Background info: This is set in a vr au, they are not with their fake memory parents (Ie; kaito's kind grandparents) but rather why they really have)

(Also i have no fucking clue what ship i was going for???? pretty sure they are all on the table, and kokichi talks like an idiot in this and i love it. Gonta's writing is based off of his Japanese talking style, so no more caveman talking).

USERNAMES:

(Space monkey: Kaito, Detective pikachu: shuichi, Elton john: kaede, Antman: gonta, Mr. Gonstealyoman: korekiyo, Atua's bitch: angie, emoboi: ryoma, be-boop: kiibo, bread roll: Maki, cum dumpster: miu, mommy: kirumi, Gremlin: Kokichi)

TLDR: Chaos ensues, slight angst

Gremlin: omfg im fucking sicK im gonna fucking die i bet this was kaitos bitch ass fault for coughing on me with his tuberculosis headass gROSSSSS I HATE EVERYTHINGGG

Space Monkey: i-

Space monkey: I didn't get you sick dumbass,,,, my tb is fugckin cured bi-

Bread roll: he's dramatic and gross dont believe him

Gremlin: yall mean for what?

Gremlin: i have a life taking disease and yall laughing i- 

Gremlin: see you at my funeral bitch

Detective pikachu: What are you sick with then

Gremlin: anythong bitch, im the universe

Antman: He sounds delusional, thats not good

Detective pikachu: He's always delusional, he's Kokichi

Mr. gonstealyoman: I guess this name is better than my old one

Mr. gonstealyoman: thank you kokichi :) I am glad we have come to an understanding

Gremlin: kay sexy

Gremlin: IGNRE WHAT I JUST SENT

Gremlin: IGNORE IT IGNORE IT IGNORE ITTTTT

Antman: who was that for???

Gremlin: NO ONE,,, 

Gremlin: Okay,,, maybe sexy tall men in general lowkey

Gremlin: okay,,,, maybe anyone over 6 feet 

Detective pikachu: i feel excluded

Detective pikachu: good, i don't like you kokichi, your an ass

Gremlin: u sound jelly shumaiiiiii

be-boop: perhaps he is telling the truth, you know,

be-boop: according to my data, in chapter four Shuichi stated that you will never have friends, and no one will ever like you

Gremlin: SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP MAKING ME FEEL BADBSKVKHDVKDSKJV

Antman: do you need me to come over? I can make you tea?

mommy: Do you know how to do that, Gonta? I can teach you?

Antman: Gonta does know, thank you very much. 

Antman: Gonta is not a child, Tojo-chan, please don't regard me as one

Antman: Gonta can cook, can clean, can be gentle, and has his own mind

Space monkey: but we're just making sure man, cuz, you know,,,, chapter 4

Antman: I am capable of things just like you!!!!!

Antman: Gonta doesn't know why you guys treat me like a child :(

Gremlin: yeah, hot stuff over there is basically a prodigy homies

Antman: Gonta is dumb though, don't say that.

Antman: Gonta is no prodigy, in fact, he is below average in everything

Gremlin: Whats ur test scores bitch

Antman: Gonta got a 98 on my english test,, but i wanted a 100, which would make Gonta actually smart :( 

Antman: Gonta is not good enough to be friends with you all

Antman: I can do basic stuff like tojo said...

Antman: maybe i do need help?

Antman: im not sure anymore:((((

Gremlin: THEY ARE ABLEIST GONTA,,, THEY FEEL SUPERIOR FOR TREATING UUUUU LIKE A CHILD

Detective pikachu: You sound really delusional Kokichi, maybe you should get sleep

Gremlin: S T F U, IM SPITTING ST8 FACTS BITCH

Detective pikachu: Sure you are. Now get some rest. 

Gremlin: GRRRR WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME YOU IDIOTS??

Bread roll: Cause your stupid and aggressive

Gremlin: your personality, basically?

Bread roll: shut up at least i have a boyfriend

Gremlin: Technically, you just stole my frienemy 

Gremlin: Yall do be avoiding each other doe

Space Monkey: WE ARE NOT

Gremlin: Yeah yeah

Gremlin: yesterday i saw you to enter the same cafe by accident, duck your heads, then sit across the cafe from each other, all while  avoiding eye contact

Gremlin: Soooo,,, things not going well in paradise?

Detective pikachu: you're nosy

Gremlin: says the literal detective 

Space monkey: everythings fine your just a dickkkk

Gremlin: "oooo! Im momo-chan, i say bad word and go brrrrr"

Space monkey: im going to fucking stab him 

Gremlin: You cant, ive already enslaved you with my chaotic, yet cute hijinks, havent i~

Space monkey: STOP STOP NO NOT THE SQUIGLY

Gremlin: is it the sex? WHY DONT YOU MAKE EYE CNOTACT WITH UR LADY NO MORE 

Space monkey: ITS NOT THE SEX I HATE YOU

Gremlin: im free by the way at 8 ;)

Bread roll: STOP trying to steal my boyfriend kokichi, ive told you this before

Bread roll: NO

Bread roll: BODY

Antman: Gonta interrupts to say, Gonta loves you kokichi, and we should get flowers together, than maybe we can prank some people :D 

Bread roll: Ive never wanted to stab you more, gonta

Gremlin: I'd enjoy that very much, fine fellow ;)

Gremlin: but idk,,,, can you like take care of me first, cuz IM SICK BECAUSE OF KAITO TUBERCULOSIS ASS

Space monkey: I DONT HAVE TB ANYMORE

Gremlin: SURE YOU DONT 

Space monkey: I DONT

Gremlin:  BUT GUESS WHAT

Gremlin: YOU STILL SMOKE DUMBASS AND THATS NOT GOOD FOR U OR YOUR TUBERCULOSIS

Detective pikachu: He smokes?

Atua's bitch: he does, i walked in on him in the bathroom lmao

Atua's bitch: he was scared shitless and threw it out the window, needless to say atua does nt approve

Gremlin: DO YOU EVEN HAVE THE VACCINE????

Space monkey: Uh,,, i was taught vaccines were bad, so no i don't have the vaccine

Gremlin: I HATE OLD PEOPLE

Gremlin: ABOLISH OLD PEOPLEEEE

Gremlin: THEY SPREAD MISINFORMATION AND IT PHISCALLY HURTS ME TO SEEEEEE

Space monkey: your dramatic, it cant be that bad

Gremlin: say that when you catch it again

Gremlin: i swear you coughed on me like,,,, 5 weeks ago tho

Antman: OOOO! Fun fact: Tuberculosis can lay dormant from 3 months to a few years! 

Space monkey: u guys are just trying to scare me

Bread roll: Just checked the chat after using the br and,,m YOUDONT HAVE YOU VACCINES???

Detective pikachu: Im sorry, but kaito, please,,,,, for the love of god get vaccines

Space monkey: alright alright, ill do it cuz you guys are all on my case and i don't like being the villain :(

Gremlin: Im so happy i have gonta with me rn, he is making me tea while yall rot in your distant ass relationship (THIS IS FOR YOU KAITO)

Space monkey: Im going to destroy your bloodline in about three seconds if you dont stfu right fucking now

Gremlin: Hhehe i have an inaprwopwiate joke uwu

emoboi: STOP PLEASE DEAR GOD

cum dumpster: wHAt Is iT YOU WHORE

Gremlin: i was gonna say wouldn't he need to like,,,, have sex with my family to weed out my bloodline or something??

cum dumpster: i-

cum dumpster: Why am i acting surprised, ive watched porn with more extravagant plots than this

cum dumpster: ie; are you guys FUCKING? RIGHT INFRONT OF MY SALAD??? is one i will cherish with my soul

emoboi: hehe why did she point out the salad

Space monkey: I hate u kokichi, i truly do

Gremlin: I bet if you got the chance u would kiss me space boy :P

Bread roll has left the chat

Space monkey: o god is she ddoing one of those bf loyalty tests or smthing???

Space monkey: now im nervous lmao

Gremlin: why you so nervous stupid~~~~

Gremlin: It not like ur cheating on her homie

Space monkey: It's just a placebo effect

Gremlin: My brain feels fried Momo-chan,, i don't understand big boy words right now

Space monkey: Basically, if you take a pill that doesn't do anything but you don't know that and believe it does, you will scientifically start to feel better

Gremlin: first and only time saying this, but thank you 

Space monkey: HEHEHEB YOU SAID THANK YOU YOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOUYOU SAID THANK YOU

Gremlin: Kaito,,, imma need you to do me a favor and look up on your ceiling

Space monkey: i hate you, idk what it is, but i hte you

Gremlin: good <3

Space monkey: HE REPLACED ALL MY THE STARS ON MY CELING WITH FUCKIBG DICKSSS

Space monkey: THIS IS THE LST FUCKING STRAW IM GONNA LOSE IT

Space monkey: IF MY GRANDPARENTS SEE THIS BULLSHIT THEY ARE GOING TO KILL ME, SLAP ME, MAYBE BREAK MY NECK AND DESTROY MEE

Space monkey: Im GENUINLEY panicing HOW TF am i gona get this off my wal???? They are going to bbat me senselpess help me shUichi

Detective pikachu: o god, i can sense the sheer pain and scaredness in  that tet, 

Detective pikachu: are you for real gong to get hurt or are you pulling a kokichi?

Space monkey: FUCKING HELP ME IM NOT FUCKING JOKINGKABKCB HELP THEY ARE NOT HOME RN THEY ARE LIKEE,,,, 40 MINUTES AWAY PLEASEE 

Gremlin: okay,,, maybe this wasn't the best prank.,,, i guess i'll help clean up cuz im not that much of a sociopath

Gremlin: tbh my parents can go shove it too lowkey terrible 0/10 

Space monkey: AHHHH IM SO SCARED PLS PSL GET HERE FAST

be-boop: Of course, i will come, i will survey the outside of the house

Antman: Gonta is coming too! We will get this done in under 40 minutes!

Space monkey: OKAY

Gremlin: Lowkey, if i cough on you ignore it bitch your the one who made me like this

Space monkey: W HA TDONT COUGH ON ME IM NOT SICK ANYMORE

Gremlin: I will give you TB again just cuz your making me suffer

Space monkey: Suffer what??? putting dicks on my FUCKING WALL???

Gremlin: Guilt, idiot, im feeling guilty. 

cum dumpster: oof thats new

emoboi: yeah i wasn't expecting it

Mr.gonstealyoman: Me neither. It is rather peculiar seeing it being texted by him because he is always feels not guilty of his bad actions.

be-boop: I do believe he means it, though...

emoboi: impossible.

cum dumpster: i agree, literally impossible.

Gremlin: I HAVE A FUCKIBG SOUL YOU CRazY CONSPIRACISTS

Antman: Quick question, shuichi can i stay with you again? It'll be dark when i get home and gonta can't do that so,,, please help

Detective pikachu: my parents are like blank slates, who eat slowly, watch tv slowly, and never look at me. Im sure they wouldn't mind :P

Antman: ALRIGHT! :D LETS GET MISSION: MR. MOMOTA ROOM REPAIR DONE!

Gremlin: ooo! I like the name! IM INNNN! 

Detective pikachu: On it!

be-boop: Ready for look out!

Space monkey: I love you guys :)

AN: Im lowkey sorry i ended this chaotic mess with angst,,,, but like fr i love it i love angst,, i hate reading it but love writing it

[rueren]

nobody asked but here’s some of my fav moments from todays episode

**HAIKYUU SPOILERS**

**HAIKYUU SPOILERS**

**HAIKYUU SPOILERS**

okay number one, hES SO FUCKING ADORABLE SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANNA KITH HIS FOREHEAD 😖😖😖😖😖

LOOK AT THEM. IM GONNA CRY. SO ADORABLE. STEERING HIM BACK INSIDE. IM GONNA CRY. I LOVE THEM SMMM. look at their teenie feet im so soft shut up dont touch me

they’re soulmates idc. platonic or romantic DOESNT MATTER. they are soulmates in every sense of the word and nobody can convince me otherwise

LOOK AT HOW HE SLEEPS. THATS HOW I SLEEP. BITCH IM SO SOFT FOR HIM LEMME KITH U MWAH baby is thicc wow okay i see u

JUST LOOK OMG IM GONNA GO CRY I NEED A MINUTE also did he just fall asleep mid putting on his jacket?  hes so cute shut up omg.  also does he sleep like this cuz he doesnt wanna mush his hair?  serious question adsfhsjsfdghjf

tanakas a fucking mood we r literally the same person omfg i’m so in love with him. WE are soulmates idfc what anyone says. also can i say pecks? this whole thing is just so funny 😭😭😭

his lil “hmph” is so cute stfu kith on yo forehead angy boy mwah.  also kenma giggle right after this scene was tO DIE FOR.  hes so smooch, smooch for u bubs

ICONS. ALL OF THEM. I LOVE THIS SO MYCH. YES YES YES  SAEKO IN A TURTLE NECK??? AND HEELS??? YES!! also alisa is a fashion iCON PLEASE IM GOING TO DIE all queen like shes a solid head taller than saeko who is wEARING HEELS 

and lastly all hail the booty. sokdndodndthis no but fr sENT MEEEE 😭😭😭.  

[anonil88]

TLW Gen Q episode 5

Spoilers ahead

Shane's happy trail 😍

Ugh sleepy wakeup sex

God her wife is so damn foine.....oh shit daddy shane anyone?

See this is exactly what i would be super cool with between me and one of my future partners

Damnnnnn Shane met her whole match whew slowed her track running ass all the way down

Aww she feels guilty 😭

Clear the sex smell, clear it and oh fuck.

Angie, be a good friend please. Yay.

Ooo Angel Olsen is my shit

Oh wow shes a former alcoholic bartender, that has to be fucking rough

Aww tess is gonna help our little bb

She's hot, I would have had sex with her too.

Personalized calls are such a good touch.

Awwww Shane's lil southern accent.

❤ I love these 2 I want them to get married and live happily ever. As little drama as possible.

Are you fucking kidding me...fuck him

Jaime's eyes are so fucking gorgeous what the hell

This is a conversation that needs to be had. Also healthy polyamory can be a whole ass thing, ooo this is a very good conversation. I love Alice being supportive, which we knew she would be, and a healthy partner. Alice no lie probably has explored polyamory a few times.

Dani's dad is a dickhole also this probably should not be held on the largely public company stairs.

Tess please go off on Shane or stay mad because someone has to be.

Finley is an non-accountable alcoholic I don't think that her running the bar is a good idea at all. Her boo has it right she needs to figure shit out especially without alcohol. She is not ready to be in the serious ass relationship that her pastor bae wants.

Imagine if someone had done that shit to Shane when she was young. Wow so all she got his her dad and he's not even there really. Shit.

Sophie sweetie this is not the time.

Oh so she really does give a fuck about Lena. Nooo no 😩

Nigga y'all only been dating for like a month maybe 2 months tops and you are all over the fucking place. How are you in love? Don't you dare try to force that boy into saying he loves you, take it slow.

Wait what how did we go from love to sex? Can I just sat I don't like how they are writing these two like at all. Yes they shoot them beautiful and I like the conversations about sex, showing a trans man in a healthy sexual relationship. But, I am would like the writing to be better.

At least she is a fun tipsy person right. Finley really didn't even try to stop her. Ugh no this is going to end very badly. I feel like Shane is gonna fire her and that pisses me off.

GO AWAY Leslie, you want this woman to lie to her child when you are still with your husband. The ink isn't even dry or on those divorce papers. 👏 Bette

Ayy healthy polyamory and boundaries yes. Communi-fucking-cation is a beautiful thing.

Everyone processes things differently and that is okay, as long as you talk about it after.

Pleasedon'tfuckPleasedon'tfuckPleasedon'tfuckPleasedon'tfuckPleasedon'tfuckPleasedon'tfuckPleasedon'tfuckPleasedon'tfuck

Bette is about to turn into Mama B 😭. Adopt a gay Bette, she been there too. Unfortunately her dad was a dbag too.

Can Shane and Chiara make out again? I'm just trying to see something. 👀

Awww yay this is so gay and wholesome and I love it.

OMFG COMPERSION ITS BEAUTIFUL.

I love how they all are taking a million photos, they are such good aunts and uncles.

Ayyy Shane said sniff sniff I smell another gay is in the family. (I called this though like episode one which is cute) Shane is a great uncle.

Ooo drunk Tess and Finn is funny af but also I do not need a drunk relationship to start like I really really don't. I pray this ends up as just a one night stand kind of deal. Finley is not really the best thing for Tess's sobriety at all.

Shit I actually think Bette is in the right here but that is not how everyone else will see this.

Preview thoughts: I think Alice and Gigi are cute and Alice's gf should also look at how cute they are. Shane's teaching Angie to drive! Oh Fuck. Yaknow what Fin maybe go work on your issues and then try at these relationships. Don't break my new moms up please 😭

[ryouverua]

Just another breakfast

As always, huh...

THAT’S WHAT’S CONSIDERED BRIGHT AND CHEERFUL NOW?!?!

Why does that declaration of yours always warm my cold, dark and shrivelled heart -

i love you and you’re so full of shit it actually physically hurts my heart

If Kokichi can pull lies off effortlessly so can I, damn it!

I mean... he does have a point. And a chronic illness wouldn’t escalate at this rate, though I suppose they are in stressful conditions...

CAN’T HELP YOURSELVES omfg Kaito the size of your ego may actually be comparable to a terrestrial planet and it took a lot of restraint to not post Gretchen Weiners gif here 8′D

Maki’s real-talk has rendered him speechless???

Yeah, seems to me he’s more unhappy about the prospect of them worrying about him that vulnerability on his part. Not that I think he wants to be seen as vulnerable - but as much as he has some more traditional, albeit sexist thoughts on what makes a man vulnerable in an unacceptable way, he also has acceptable vulnerabilities he’ll encourage in Shuichi (basically, opening up to Kaito and the others emotionally) et al. which run completely counter to that?

It really is a case of hypocrisy though, but a worrying kind - he’ll allow others to be open and honest to him, but he won’t allow himself to be the same because he’s the one supposed to be acting as a rock for them, I think? That’s... a very sad way of thinking, Kaito...

I don’t believe you.

I’m so glad that Shuichi isn’t writing it off. oTL Not that I think any of them are going to, but I was a tad worried that Shuichi would entirely back off by sheer force of Kaito’s personality.

Well damn, we just got a potential motive for Maki, huh? I’d say Monokuma was playing the long con, but I can’t imagine he would have been able to predict Maki getting attached to him like this. 8′D I mean, not that it wouldn’t be a potential motive for everyone, but for Maki and Shuichi in particular...

Devastated earth in the distance/space/something!!! I mean, that’s what I’ve got anyway. 8′D Very VLR-style. 

Man, I really love these emotionally insightful tidbits Kaito has every now and then. It can be pretty easy to forget that he’s a smart guy sometimes (I do try not to myself, despite how easily he can get caught up in his own prejudices and impulsiveness 8′D), but when it comes to matters of the heart he is really one of the strongest characters in this whole class!

.... Interesting. Despite everything that happened during trial 4, and how much Kokichi antagonized him and everyone else, he is still putting Kokichi on the same level as Gonta and explaining (not excusing his actions - important difference) as the results of breaking under pressure. I think Kaito is able to look back and reflect on his actions, even if he can get riled up really easily. Not the type to hold grudges, huh? That’s good!

Though I guess I’m supposed to be shaking my head at how wrong Kaito probably is about the outside world and how simplemindedly positive he’s being... S-Still, I think his attitude about Kokichi now is really interesting!

MORE IMPORTANTLY, BREAKFAST.

I want to know his theories!!!! :O Also how cute is it for K1-b0 to ask for his thoughts ‘as a detective’ asldkfj he has really moved up in the minds of all his classmates, huh?

.....

oh no I didn’t realize because we’re always in Shuichi’s perspective and they always zoom in on characters as they talk but

has

has Kaito not been

addressing Shuichi at all

SERIOUSLY BOYS

SERIOUSLY

T-Tbh, Kaito is pretty clear and loud when he’s angry - I feel like it’s more that his ego has been pretty significantly bruised and he doesn’t know how to approach you after yesterday... I think that’s your anxiety talking, Sweetcheeks!

Buh, it was easier for me to take a screenshot this time because my devastation was a bit duller on repeat. 8/

except Kaito technically said his name earlier but maybe the pacifying presence of Gonta’s name immediately afterwards neutralized it idek

But there are only so many places to hide, right? Though with that said, other than his room, there’s his lab (which we haven’t found yet), all the labs, the casino... actually you know, I can understand why he would be hard to find. He’ll have to come and eat some time, though...

also the monopad map knows all

Damn Kokichi, you really made a big impact on your classmates with that villainous speech, huh?? Tsumugi in particular seems to be - w-well, I supposed ‘impressed’ isn’t exactly the right word here, but -

But the same goes for Kokichi, right? If anyone other than him is found dead and it is because of him, there’s no way he won’t be found out immediately! 

Okay okay Tsumugi calm down, jeez! 

THANK YOU Sweetcheeks!!! Literally my exact thoughts.

But on the other hand, wouldn’t everyone left be wise to his tricks by now??? I mean, it’s not like I don’t think he isn’t planning something (he clearly is!) but it’s going to take a lot more cunning to manipulate everyone in the same way, right?

Not that it matters because it’s time to unlock rooms yay!!! We just need Kokichi, Rantaro and Kaito’s now, right? Usually we get two or three per chapter and it is the last chapter, so....?????? and will we finally get Rantaro’s talent FINALLY...

GIVE ME THE KEYS TO THEIR AREAS DAMN IT

You... really can’t resist those 4th wall-breaking jokes, huh?

Two keys. So one of them for that big door on the 5th floor and the other for that area by Miu and K1-b0′s lab? T-There can’t be another floor up there... right?

Jeez, so I’m guessing Rantaro, who seemed to have some sort of political/psychological-based talent will be upstairs? Either him or Kokichi, with a very dramatically-staged room - could have a Situation/war room vibe, or just be very throne-room-esque...

Oh, but Kokichi’s could also have a lot of sci-fi-esque stuff going on and use the robotic key, but something that future-esque really does go hand-in-hand with space travel so maybe that’s for Kaito’s room? If that leads outside to a sealed area and ends up shooting right out into space, whelp...

HOW DARE YOU STEAL ANGIE’S CATCHPHRASE YOU ARE NOT AS CUTE AS HER DAMN IT

Kaito lost all of his fire immediately oh no!!!!

THIS... IS SO AWKWARD....... AAAAAAAH.....

ASDK;LFJASDFLKJ H-HE JUST WENT AND SAID IT

Damn it Maki, that was literally what I was going to say, and have said before. Something something ‘fun killer is an extension of a regular killer’ joke, on behalf of a missing Ouma.

Man, it’s weird not having Kokichi around despite him being alive and well... somewhere....

...

aw crap I’m not going to be able to fte with him am I

[rnaryjune]

OH HELL YEA CAST LIST TIME

let’s do some (inevitably wrong) first impressions, shall we?

(following is based on cast bios ONLY, haven’t watched any interviews

Steve: he’s either a derrick or a glenn and it’s a little hard to say which but im leaning towards glenn. that being said i agree with the whole “don’t have a strategy thing” because he’s right, this show can be too unpredictable. however, should have at least *some* outline about what he wants to do. wanna say he’s gonna make it at least to week 2

Sam: YOOOOOOOO WHY SHE GOT THE “I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE MANAGER” HAIRCUT SHE’S ONLY 27 SHE’S TOO YOUNG FOR THAT. i get the distinct feeling mom won’t like her which means i almost certainly will. i like her strategy because. same. but also im intrigued that she called the show a social experiment cause like....it’s been so long since anyone’s really seen the show in that way. it’s kinda nice tbh. anyway imma keep an eye on her.

Haleigh: WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE AARYN FLASHBACKS OH HELL NO SHE THINKS DERRICK WAS *CUTE* ARE YOU *SHITTING ME* like okay imma feel bad if she’s actually decent but i mean. she’s from texas. and she likes derrick. which is the safest fucking choice man come ON. she’ll make it to jury before being backstabbed by an all-guy alliance tbh. sidenote: chainsaws and crossing the street are absolUTELY reasonable fears tbh.

Kaycee: okay i immediately wanna like her but why the hell is a pro football player in this game like what do THEY need the money for. i mean it’s not as bad as fr*nkie grande but still. well anyway she’s gonna be one of those women you THINK is gonna kick ass at physical comps but ends up giving it up to the guys who end up backstabbing her and HANG ON WAIT SHE LIKES *CODY*? FUCKING MCFUCKWAD *CODY*? OH HELL NO okay tbf if she just means from a game standpoint like. i *guess* but also there are just. so many other ppl u could choose cody is weak sauce as a choice. ALSO HOLD UP SHE GAY? THIS GIRL IS A ROLLERCOASTER FIRST I LIKE HER THEN I DON’T IDK IM SO ON THE FENCE WITH HER. then again mom probs won’t like her so im kinda obligated to ka;dshflkasdhflksadfk

Tyler: oh BOY. HE SAID HE’S “QUESTIONABLE” KHSALFHADSFLKA oh lord i can already tell ppl are gonna stan him cause he named victor zach and dan as his faves and like. maybe one outta three is good lmaoooo. (victor was okay i *guess* but zach? pfffffffffffft) im sorry it’s a no from me im not feeling it. curious to see if he’s gonna be sweet or if he’s a complete ditz.

Bayleigh: bayleigh and haleigh alright sure bbcasting. “i call ppl out irl” oh hell. she’s not gonna last. im sorry i wish she would but i already see them picking on her and sending her out. i really really really wanna be wrong but like do u SEE another black woman in the house. uggggggggggggggh not looking forward to the ugly shit they’re gonna say this season. fucking hell casting can u be more diverse pls im so tired of just seeing y’all fill spots with the usual suspects. anyway bayleigh has a sweet smile and i love that she chose donny as her fave; unfortunately ppl who choose donny never seem to make it far.

Kaitlyn: a life coach oh brother. “im gonna use my messages from my guides” oh LORD. okay she might be nice but she ain’t gonna last. honestly so far i think she’s gonna be the first to go.

Winston: this the one mom is probs gonna like (actually come to think of it maybe tyler too). he writes love notes to his dog? oh mom’s definitely gonna love him. KHAEIFHAEOFSFDL okay ryan reynolds i can kinda see but justin timberlake? who the hell saw THAT. anyway hard to read him but imma say a tentative yes cause i see potential

Angie: oh LORD. i shoulda known she liked joey cause soon as i saw her i was like well there’s joey sdajlhslhsdfl. she’ll get on with kaitlyn. maybe try and do an all-girls alliance? but like. ya gotta win comps to pull anything off. and i don’t see it. might actually be the first to go. next.

JC: holy SHIT i can’t tell u how glad i am he said he liked josh and not fr*nkie or zach. mom is almost certain to not like him so i gotta. do i think he’ll last? proooooobably not but we shall see.

Brett: okay no THIS is the one mom’s gonna like. oh my god he’s an IDIOT HE FUCKING SAID “TROPHY” TO DESCRIBE HIMSELF DJLAHODFHAEOIFEOIF MAYBE HE’S JUST CONCEITED IDK. vehement is a good word but like hmmmm not sure it’s a great character descriptor. oh god yea he IS conceited i HATE him so yea mom’s def gonna like him.

Angela: oh she gonna get with brett. she sees herself in rachel @god pls i would be so down for a rachel 2.0. anyway aside from her shit taste in men because im calling it now she’s gonna get with brett, i think i like her. she’s probs gonna be the worst woman this season tho lol

Scottie: hello oddball man u will never be dentist johnny though. oh man this guy’s gonna be annoying as hell. he likes evel dick which...i know y’all hate him and i understand why but i’ll be damned if he isn’t one of the most iconic players. anyway im fine with that hOWEVER IDC UR A 26-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN HE JUST WANTS TO GET SOME TAIL which actually he might with kaitlyn idk. anyway pass.

Faysal: i kinda like him but idk how well he’s gonna do. once again hard to read but i see potential.

Rachel: SPEAKING OF RACHEL 2.0. AND SHE’S ACTUALLY A VEGAS PERSON OMFG. oddly enough she likes britney oh man this is great yea sorry she’s top of my list just because i really really want her to be good and she probably won’t be bUT

Chris: gotta disagree that derrick is better than paul but aside from that i mean. he’s kinda right wrt paul? like would i say top 5? ...probably not but paul WAS a good player. a shitty person but a good player. do i think he was “robbed” of the half million? no dude blew up his own game TWICE he got what he deserved he’ll be okay. anyway. DUDE I ALWAYS WANTED TO BRING A NOTEBOOK IN THE HOUSE TOO BLESS. okay yea no i like him i think he’ll be underestimated and tbh i really wanna see him go far.

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omfg don’t get me STARTED on MH monsters.

This ain’t like snatching n relocating a wolf cuz it got too close to civilization. This shit’s like, “We have to stop this monster from literally devouring the life force of the world.” Case n point, Safi’Jiva, the energy devouring dragon that will continue to absorb energy and shed until there’s nothing left.

Some of them are pests, but that doesn’t mean you can’t just cap and get em out of the way. Also, may I introduce you to Dodogama, the Good Boye Lizard.

His whole thing? Eat rocks, sleep, and vibe bro.

There was one that kept on waddling in front of researchers and everyone just STOPPED WORKING cuz u have to look at this dorky lil guy, but nobody wanted to hunt it cuz it’s too fucken adorable. One of the quests is to hunt it cuz of that. 

YOU CAN STILL TRAP HIM TO BEAT THE QUEST. 

That’s not even getting STARTED on the rest of the cute shit that goes on. I have 3 monsters that I will always love no matter what. That’s Yiyan Garuga, Deviljho and Rajang. Those 3 are known for being bad tempered bitches that will not hesitate to snap ur fucken neck in half and i LOVE them so much. 

Yiyan Garuga is basically PsychoChicken Unlimited. It screams, runs around like fucken crazy, slams its face into the ground and machine guns fire blasts.

Deviljho is a Big Hongy Pinckle. That’s it. That’s all it does. He big and eat many thing!! Are you getting in his way? Pinckle don’t give a fuk, he gon eat u too! Even trying to trap him is dangerous cuz dude will legit DRAGONBREATH you while stuck in a trap and slam his face to try and chomp you. Legit carries other monsters around to snack on later. U gotta take him out cuz he eats things in the area to EXTINCTION. (i still like capping him cuz he just a hongy boye)

And Rajang? Bro. Nobody fucks with rajang. Not even the fucken elder dragons. You know, the guys who cause natural disasters just by existing? Yeah, those guys don’t fuck with angy monke boy. His policy is, “Does it move? Kill it just in case.” Dude literally EATS FUCKEN KIRIN HORNS (kirin is electric unicorn that also causes natural disasters) He’s smol but routinely gives Jho a run for his money. When them two go at it, it’s King vs Godzilla except King always wins.

these are just 3 of my favorites, but there’s SO many more and not only do the monsters have their own unique personalities, but they’re just fun to look at as a whole. Please get this game, you can go ham with a fork and spoon or a giant fucken sword that’s bigger than you are.

or a hammer. Hammers are fun.

You can catch the monsters in Monster Hunter! Killing is required Only Sometimes!!! You place a trap and then yeet sleep powder on them and they take a nap. In the previous game you could even see then on a platform in the hub sleeping while scientists were taking notes around them!!! IT WAS SO CUTE

>:O

that sounds WONDERFUL and would be the only thing i ever got done in the game!

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Kirli: 1, 2, 3, 5, 19... Chris: 2, 3, 17... Angie: 2, 17... Emery: 3, 5, 8, 17... El: 5... Jaspar: 19... Ravi: 19... Glen: 19... All/Your Pick: 11, 15, 18... Running Out Of Hell characters: 13... + any other questions that catch your eye :D

I AM SO GLAD TO KNOW YOU WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THESE ASSES?!! YOU ASKED FOR IT:(heads up, this is very long and idk how to do the read more thing)1. what was the first element of your oc that you remember considering?Kirli: I wanted a demon severely loyal to Mephistapheles, who was the main villain at the time. Both Chris and Ravi, the only other demons, were against Mephi for a most part, so I felt the need to have SOMEONE side with her? I also really wanted a demon OC with succubus tendencies lol2. did you design them with any characters or ocs from their universe in mind?Kirli: She was originally supposed to be the parallel of Chris; driven and passionate, instead of lazy and uncaring like him. I also wanted to give Tessa a designated demon , so she was built around Tessa as well! Chris: I really wanted to give Emery, who was the first to be created in ROoH, a friend, but not a GOOD friend, so Chris was brought to life! I also wanted a dynamic akin to Jonathan and Sock from W2H , which I was (and still am) very into at the time!Angie: Lol I looked at Emery and Chris, the only two ocs I had for this story atm and thought, "holy shit, they're basically two incompetent fools. I should give them a voice of reason." Levelheaded Angie joined the story then. She had, no significance to the plot other than to tell them not to do stupid things??? She's more rounded out now tho :D3. how did you choose their name?Kirli: Her original name, Twyla, was because we read a story in English class about two girls, Jessa and Twyla, and it was a story I found interesting, so I wanted to incorporate an Element from it into my own story! For some reason, I really wanted to make her name mean 'dirty carpet', so Twyla changed to Zikina Tapis, and then the Kirli Tapis we all know and love Chris: .... I actually have no recollection on WHY I decided his name should be Chris???? He just kinda, felt like a Chris.Emery: I think I met a girl named Emorie at a church thing, and her name was just so pretty , that it stuck with me an I desperately wanted to use it somehow? I looked up different ways to spell it and decided on Emery!5. is there any significance behind their hair color?Kirli: she dyed her hair pink after seeing a rlly cute girl with pink hair! It drew attention to the girl, which, Kirli craves attention, and decided to do that as well! Her hair color is originally a medium brown.Emery: His most cherished memory from his childhood was seeing a rainbow for the first time. His mom and dad had taken him to the park for a picnic, and it rained on them for a while at the beginning, but they ate under a gazebo and waited for it to let up. He was so mesmerized by the beauty of the rainbow. It felt like pure magic. When his mom was reduced to a vegetable state, he tried to cling to his happiest memories for stability, because his dad was isolating himself and he had nothing else to lean on. When he ran away from home as a teen to perform magic, he dyed a part of his hair rainbow (he had to bleach the whole section, then dye small segments the different colors one at a time) to remind himself of how he felt that day.El: Hers was purely for the color scheme, but I think I've decided that all mermaids from where she's from have unnatural hair colors? (wow what a jarring difference from Emery's reason lol)8. what, if anything do you relate to within their character/story?Emery: honestly, I based a lot of his childhood off of mine, so I relate to him in that way? We were both forced to grow up a little too early due to parental problems, but Emery's dad was a bit more of an extreme case. His dad turned to drugs to forget the loss of his wife, or at least the woman he fell in love with. On a bit of a lighter note, I've always loved magic, so I relate to Emery's fascination with the unexplainable!11. did you know what the oc's sexuality would be at the time of their creation?All: Not really. I never really consider romance in my stories, so their sexualities weren't thought of until much later! Jaspar was the first oc from ROoH to get a confirmed sexuality, I think ? Emery and Angie were the most recently decided, and Chris and Kirli's are still To Be Determined.13. How far past the canon events that take place in their world have you extended their story, if at all?ROoH: I dont have anything decided AFTER the story, but I do have what happened BEFORE ? Chris, Angie, Jaspar, Kirli, and Ravi all have more or less ideas on how their human lives played out, if this counts as an answer. Chris and Angie met while trying to immigrate to America in theeeeee 1800s-ish, Angie from Iran and Chris from Switzerland (haven't fully decided??) they fell in love , Chris died in a fire, Angie died of ,,, something (haven't decided this either). Kirli lived and died in 1300-ish England, Black Death. Jaspar lived in Minnesota, early 1900s, cause of death unknown. Ravi lived in Germany all his life, cause of death: not sure yet, again. Probably something random like food poisoning knowing him.15. what is something about your oc that can make you laugh?All: Every time I think of Chris's power to turn things into lawnmowers I laugh because,,, what a dumb power omfg,,,, ALSO THE FACT THAT A MAIN BAD GUY IS JUST. AN EVIL SNOWMAN THAT CURSES A LOT. LIKE,, WHAT. 17. Is there some element you regret adding to your oc or their story?Chris: I mean, the whole thing he does at the end (not gonna spoil :3 ) was pretty shitty?? Like he didnt talk the person out of sacrificing theirself, just kinda accepted he was gonna Stab™. At least he felt guilty afterwards...Angie: I think at one point she was a narcoleptic??? which, that served no purpose to the plot. I regret having that as a trait for her. I also feel bad for not letting her bond with Tessa? She's her guardian angel and still doesn't care for her as much as she should :(Emery: ...... just his entire backstory. so sorry my child I love you I swear-18. what is the most recent thing you've discovered about your oc?All: The fact that Angie remembers all of her human life was a recently discovered thing (so, she remembers her and Chris's relationship, while he doesn't. She dislikes him a lot because now she looks at this trash demon and thinks "I,,,,,, dated that thing???? *barf emoji*") she also hates that he doesn't remember at all, she finds it annoying.Also a recently discovered thing! A reason for Kirli's hatred of humans! Thanks to you Lea!!!!! Kirli died during the Black Death epidemic, so her death went unnoticed. She was brought back as a demon quickly after her death, so she got to watch as her corpse was just tossed to the side without a second glance. Kirli watched as humans dropped dead and were treated in the same respect, and it disgusted her. She reasoned that all humans must be like this: jaded and uncaring towards each other. She refused to look at anything humans did as redeeming in any way, and even any good they did she labeled as a negative trait. "American humans fighting for freedom? well who took away their freedoms in the first place: humans. Famous artworks? All made to prove to others their life is worth something, even though the paintings often went unappreciated until the artist's death."19. What is your favorite fact about your oc?Kirli: The fact that she tries fake like she has a French accent to make herself seem more impressive?? And also the fact that she had a French SO (who was also a demon) that actively taught her the wrong French words for things. "How do you say 'Die a slow and painful death' in French" "omelette du fromage" "thanks hun"Jaspar: The fact that he tries so so so hard to become friends with Emery? Who he knows everything about because he's Emery's Guardian Angel, and he just loves Emery to bits and wants to be around him forever. His passion for Emery and humans in general, for short?? Also he has a strong Minnesotan accent which I LO VE. Ravi: The fact that he has this awful power to make someone relive their worst memory just by touching them, and he refuses to use it just because he is a soft boy who doesn't want anyone to suffer. Also the fact that he's a hella big Mephistapheles Fanboy.Glen: He's always getting nosebleeds from fighting so much??? And his solution is to put A BAND-AID on the bridge of his nose??? Honey that's not how it works. He knows nothing. Luckily angels heal over a short amount of time regardless, so his ignorance doesn't cause any long-lasting damage.Lea you are a trooper for sending me OC asks, bless you and thank you for wanting to know about these garbage babies(and also watch out for some questions about YOUR ocs :333c)

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shfjdkhs i full on laughed at my own art ???? *flop* rly gets me omfg,,, also gosh that looks so pretty there!!!

aaa ok my lock screen!!

it’s actually a pic of me and my bf when we gave each other promise rings at the ren faire a few years back!!!! he’s.... being a little stubborn shit rn so I’m Angy Him lol but i rly do lov him v much,,,,, he is my favorite person n we rly do actually plan on gettin married when we can afford it djdhshk🥰

my home screen is boring af,,,, it’s just some nice roses with a lil blur n a grid overlay i made when i was like. 14?? just straight up threw it in a wallpaper maker app and I’ve had it ever since lol (the 13 messages r my papa johns coupon texts going hog wild btw)

last song i listened to is conqueror!!! mostly bc i found a VERY good mmd motion and i slapped it on a model of my boy chuuya and oh boy oh boy I’m rly living a good life yall.....

the last image i saved was my new icon!! (hopefully it shows up right bc tumblr is being a Shit Box) it’s my s/i which i worked v hard to make in pmd editor ☺️ I’m working on finding all the credits for her parts and hopefully I’m allowed to have used them lol oops (if I’m not I’ll change my icon back fhdjdh) but for now u get a sneaky peeky.....

i was tagged by @new-crush-every-month !! thank you!!! :3c 💞

rules: show your lockscreen/homescreen, last song you listened to, and last image saved

with the last image being from downtown here which i was just at >:3 my homescreen arts by gray ( @astheravensighs ) !! 💖💖💖

ill tag @mages-self-ships @narutohighschoolreunion @claysgrowlithewife @ryujis-cupid @blushpanda @fireemlmblem @mysterypinesx @hoarder-of-boys @kiwishipping and gray!! (who i already tagged above 💕)