#HE IS NOT FLIRTING WITH PENELOPE
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awnrii · 5 months ago
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that one troy interview on tiktok but it’s hermes and also I drew it and now it has subtitles
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shinedoitsulikeabright · 2 months ago
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Manwhore AU headcanon
I like to believe Manwhore Ody got home shortly after the war ended because he didn't have to deal with any of the bullshit that canon Ody has to deal with.
Like imagine: if only he seduced his way out of the whole Polyphemus situation, he wouldn't have pissed off Poseidon, meaning he would've got home pretty much immediately.
I'm not even saying he had to fuck Poly (he'd die), but he could've used his babygirl looks or something. Be like "I'm sorry about your sheep, pookie *bats eyelashes*", but no. He just had to abandon all reason and blind the cyclops before telling him his full legal name and address.
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myfairstarlight · 6 months ago
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s3e2 is so fucking funny. Colin spends the whole episode so happy to be spending time with Penelope thanks to their lessons but when it comes to putting them into practice he lightly points to a potential suitor for her to flirt with only for him to look like this immediately
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His happy bubble burst. So stupid in love and he hasn't even had the life changing kiss under the moonlight yet boy does NOT know what's about to hit him
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andmineisyellow · 5 months ago
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✨Two very unserious people✨
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colinfeatherington · 7 months ago
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the ton is mad stupid because colin comes back from his travels tripping over himself to flirt with half the girls in london for a few days then there’s a lil scandal that he’s helping penelope featherington find a match and suddenly all he does for weeks is follow her around, barely speak to anyone else, and run after her when she flees balls crying like how is the ton not picking up on this?? the supposed catch of the season is loitering at the sweets table with penelope!!
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fiumedivita · 7 months ago
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The way Pen and Colin immediately started flirting at the market honestly ruined me.
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clairi-yos · 6 months ago
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How I hope Colin Bridgerton's screen time will be divided in S4:
70% wandering about aimlessly with a baby on his hip, cracking bad jokes, snacking, talking about 'my wife' to anyone who'll listen and contributing absolutely nothing to the plot.
20% Polin moments (fluff or intimacy scenes I'm not fussy)
7% helping the S4 lead
3% ABC brother scenes
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iheartbookbran · 7 months ago
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Also ngl I kinda love the concept of Debling courting Penelope and Colin getting jealous because of it, not because I ship it (he’s barely a character) or because I’m part of the crowd that wants to see Colin ~suffer (though I’m not opposed to seeing him dramatically yearn), but because the reason Penelope specifically is going after this vegan man is so fascinating to me. Like, she obviously doesn’t love him. But she will marry him to protect LW… she’ll marry him to please Portia, that’s so funny.
Girl’s so desperate to escape her awful family life while at the same time keeping her secret, but she also wants her mother’s approval. And she’s so caught up in that toxic mindset that she completely misses the guy she’s been in love with since childhood making heart eyes at her from across the ballroom.
Pen only has her parents’ terrible marriage as a frame of reference, so she probably thinks it’s a bonus if her future husband is much older than her because that could make her a young widow. He’ll leave the country for the majority of the year to fuck off to Antarctica? Oh to be left alone by your own life partner!!!
Meanwhile Portia is enthusiastically nodding behind Penelope like yes, perhaps he’ll die at sea, and neither of them think there’s anything wrong with this outlook in life.
Hilarious.
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polin-erospsyche · 7 months ago
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Did Debling really just compare her to a dead animal? Is that his flirting tactic?
Did Colin really just watch and gulped, going all fuuuuuck because he’s realising she’s slipping through his fingers? Also I must say she’s so pretty, especially when she smiles, and it’s not at him and it must sting.
Pen killing me with the « he is dead ». I swear it has the same energy as the iconic « you want me to shake your hand? » and I want more of sassy Pen cause wow she’s beautiful!
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i-know-the-endss · 7 months ago
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will the bridgerton “fans” ever be satisfied? stay tuned next week to find out!
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deathnguts · 6 months ago
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I think every Greek tragic romance is Bartylus for mostly no reason BUT Penelope and Odysseus are LITERALLY regulus and barty because they literally invented and are homophrosyne
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frankiebirds · 7 months ago
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GARCIA MY BABY...if i saw you across a smoky bar id write a song about you. it would be bad. and im not a man. but id do it
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eloise175 · 2 years ago
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Callisto: I have two words for you
Penelope: Go on
Callisto: I love you
Penelope: That’s three words
Callisto: No, it’s two because you and I are one *grins*
Penelope:
Penelope: That was so smooth I want to punch you.
Callisto: How about you kiss me instead?
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multifandombullshitbabes · 2 years ago
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garcia, at that last scene on s6 ep 8: if i told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?
morgan: *giggling and kicking his feet*
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theodysseyofhomer · 1 year ago
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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polin-erospsyche · 7 months ago
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« No more talk of books. If you are to secure a match you must engage in real life » wow ok Mr. Bridgerton, I’ve never felt more called out in my life 😂
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