#HE IS NOT FLIRTING WITH PENELOPE
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that one troy interview on tiktok but it’s hermes and also I drew it and now it has subtitles
#awnrii art#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#hermes epic the musical#hermes#odysseus#odysseus epic the musical#HE IS NOT FLIRTING WITH PENELOPE#he is flirting with penelopeia#one of his lovers#that wiki has graciously provided me#so I hope I’m not wrong about it#animatic
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Manwhore AU headcanon
I like to believe Manwhore Ody got home shortly after the war ended because he didn't have to deal with any of the bullshit that canon Ody has to deal with.
Like imagine: if only he seduced his way out of the whole Polyphemus situation, he wouldn't have pissed off Poseidon, meaning he would've got home pretty much immediately.
I'm not even saying he had to fuck Poly (he'd die), but he could've used his babygirl looks or something. Be like "I'm sorry about your sheep, pookie *bats eyelashes*", but no. He just had to abandon all reason and blind the cyclops before telling him his full legal name and address.
#epic the musical#epic#the odyssey#epic odysseus#odysseus#epic poseidon#poseidon#epic polyphemus#polyphemus#shitpost#manwhore au epic#manwhore au#anniflamma#epic the cyclops saga#epic the ocean saga#epic circe saga#epic ocean saga#epic the thunder saga#epic vengeance saga#so much for the warrior of the mind#won't even use every tool he has available#smh#he could've avoided all of this#if he just used his head#everyone could've lived#eurylochus would probably still be traumatised from seeing his captain flirting with a cyclops tho#polites would be conflicted#he'd be happy Ody didn't choose violence#but unsure of the method#penelope would've been proud either way
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s3e2 is so fucking funny. Colin spends the whole episode so happy to be spending time with Penelope thanks to their lessons but when it comes to putting them into practice he lightly points to a potential suitor for her to flirt with only for him to look like this immediately
His happy bubble burst. So stupid in love and he hasn't even had the life changing kiss under the moonlight yet boy does NOT know what's about to hit him
#colin: go flirt with him :) pen: ok colin: wait no i don't like it :(#bridgerton#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#polin#jealous colin#is adorable here he has no fucking clue#also yes im rewatching s3 why are you asking the obvious#star.txt
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✨Two very unserious people✨
#she hasn't flirted like this with him since she started seeing Tyler#we are so back#my favorite bit of acting from Adam here is when he sits down as Garcia is monologuing so that way he's in her eyesight#Luke knows she's gearing up to roast him#and he's right because she stops to make sure she sees his reaction before grinning and looking back at her computer#i love them so bad#luke really thought#I know she's about to eat me up so let me present myself like a full course meal.#garvez#notbridgerton#penelope garcia#luke alvez#criminal minds spoilers#criminal minds evolution#cme#cm 17x07#cm 16x01#op#op's edit#op's gif edit
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the ton is mad stupid because colin comes back from his travels tripping over himself to flirt with half the girls in london for a few days then there’s a lil scandal that he’s helping penelope featherington find a match and suddenly all he does for weeks is follow her around, barely speak to anyone else, and run after her when she flees balls crying like how is the ton not picking up on this?? the supposed catch of the season is loitering at the sweets table with penelope!!
#I think the only time we see him attempting to flirt again#is when he’s half talking to those girls about being brave while he stares at penelope then goes over to her#like!!! he’s the most eligible man that season people surely would notice this….#bridgerton#polin#colin bridgerton
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The way Pen and Colin immediately started flirting at the market honestly ruined me.
#how did he not know??#maybe it was so natural for them#like the normale state of things#flirting 24/7#bridgerton#polin bridgerton#colin bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#polin#penelope x colin#colin x penelope#penelope featherington
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How I hope Colin Bridgerton's screen time will be divided in S4:
70% wandering about aimlessly with a baby on his hip, cracking bad jokes, snacking, talking about 'my wife' to anyone who'll listen and contributing absolutely nothing to the plot.
20% Polin moments (fluff or intimacy scenes I'm not fussy)
7% helping the S4 lead
3% ABC brother scenes
#Any other scenario falls into the initial 70%#Sibling drawing room shenanigans? Baby in one hand and a biscuit in the other#More than 20% Polin? They're flirting and passing the baby back and forth#Participating in a Featherington scheme? Quipping with narrowed eyes at Portia as he rocks the baby to sleep#He's in charge of the baby and Penelope is Lady Whistledown girlbossing across Mayfair#colin bridgerton#penelope bridgerton#baby lord Featherington#elliot bridgerton#bridgerton#bridgerton s4#abc brothers
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Also ngl I kinda love the concept of Debling courting Penelope and Colin getting jealous because of it, not because I ship it (he’s barely a character) or because I’m part of the crowd that wants to see Colin ~suffer (though I’m not opposed to seeing him dramatically yearn), but because the reason Penelope specifically is going after this vegan man is so fascinating to me. Like, she obviously doesn’t love him. But she will marry him to protect LW… she’ll marry him to please Portia, that’s so funny.
Girl’s so desperate to escape her awful family life while at the same time keeping her secret, but she also wants her mother’s approval. And she’s so caught up in that toxic mindset that she completely misses the guy she’s been in love with since childhood making heart eyes at her from across the ballroom.
Pen only has her parents’ terrible marriage as a frame of reference, so she probably thinks it’s a bonus if her future husband is much older than her because that could make her a young widow. He’ll leave the country for the majority of the year to fuck off to Antarctica? Oh to be left alone by your own life partner!!!
Meanwhile Portia is enthusiastically nodding behind Penelope like yes, perhaps he’ll die at sea, and neither of them think there’s anything wrong with this outlook in life.
Hilarious.
#just to make it clear i don’t think pen wishes debling harm or anything like that#this post is not about that#but poor girl has no idea sex can be good actually#so she’s probably relieved at the prospect of having to spend very little time with her husband#portia def wouldn’t gaf if debbling died at sea though. i stan#i just love penelope making bad decisions for all the wrong reasons and self-sabotaging in the process#that’s what makes her the most relatable character to ME 🙅♀️#colin being all sad broken hearted because he missed his chance… she doesn’t love him#no dude he does lmfao she’s just too caught up in her own mother-daughter cycle of toxicity to notice#chef’s kiss A+ no notes#penelope featherington#portia featherington#colin bridgerton#polin#anti debling#kinda? as i said i don’t really care abt him enough to dislike him#in terms of narrative i think he serves the same purpose as the prince in s1 and whats-his-face guy who flirted with kate in s2#but just to be sure lol#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton season 3#meta#my meta#again… kinda
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Did Debling really just compare her to a dead animal? Is that his flirting tactic?
Did Colin really just watch and gulped, going all fuuuuuck because he’s realising she’s slipping through his fingers? Also I must say she’s so pretty, especially when she smiles, and it’s not at him and it must sting.
Pen killing me with the « he is dead ». I swear it has the same energy as the iconic « you want me to shake your hand? » and I want more of sassy Pen cause wow she’s beautiful!
#did I mention pen was beautiful?#also Debling is nice! although his flirting skills are questionable#but he makes her laugh and smile#and Colin being miserable because he’s not the one making her laugh and smile#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#penelope featherington#lord debling#colin bridgerton
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will the bridgerton “fans” ever be satisfied? stay tuned next week to find out!
#yall it’s not this serious#it’s GOOD#romance doesn’t have to be so in your face for it to be real#colin is awkward and fake when flirting because that’s not HIM that’s the POINT#he’s putting on a front#ARMOR#and by episode 4 we SEE the change we see him for him and he’s fully himself with PEN#like come on if that isn’t romance#idk what is#bridgerton#polin#colin bridgerton#penelope featherington#nicola coughlan#luke newton#and for the love of christ PLEASE stop attacking these wonderful actors. thank you.
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I think every Greek tragic romance is Bartylus for mostly no reason BUT Penelope and Odysseus are LITERALLY regulus and barty because they literally invented and are homophrosyne
#they’re on the same god damn wave length you guys’s#that scene where Odysseus sees Penelope flirting with suitors and feels DELIGHT#BECAUSE HE KNOWS SHES PLANNING SOMETHING#EVEN AFTER TWENTY YEARS OF NOT SEEING HER#HE JUST FUCKING KNOWS#them I fear#odysseus and penelope#bartylus#starkiller#barty crouch jr#barty crouch junior#regulus black#regulus arcturus black
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GARCIA MY BABY...if i saw you across a smoky bar id write a song about you. it would be bad. and im not a man. but id do it
#pretending to myself that this episode ends with garcia going on a nice date and getting a little kiss#:(((((#seeing garcia's insecurities coming out in this episode and the next Crushes me#oh god i bet the first several times morgan flirted with her she thought he was making fun of her#SCREAMS#penelope garcia#not fic#criminal minds#criminal minds rewatch#criminal minds s03e08#lucky#criminal minds 3x8
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Callisto: I have two words for you
Penelope: Go on
Callisto: I love you
Penelope: That’s three words
Callisto: No, it’s two because you and I are one *grins*
Penelope:
Penelope: That was so smooth I want to punch you.
Callisto: How about you kiss me instead?
#Callisto the rizzly bear#he’s becoming a rizzler#he just has that energy#everyone watch out his flirting skills are improving#Penelope doesn’t know if she likes his rizz or not (she does)#penelope eckhart#penelope eckart#callisto regulus#penelope x callisto#penelope eckart x callisto regulus#villains are destined to die#vadd#death is the only ending for a villainess#death is the only ending for the villainess#death is the only ending for the villainess incorrect quotes
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garcia, at that last scene on s6 ep 8: if i told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, now would it?
morgan: *giggling and kicking his feet*
#criminal minds#morcia#derek morgan#penelope garcia#hey look i posted a thing#shitpostti#he got wet from that dont even try to tell me otherwise#me too derek#garcia is THE flirt yall theres literally no one better than her. its so hot
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odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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« No more talk of books. If you are to secure a match you must engage in real life » wow ok Mr. Bridgerton, I’ve never felt more called out in my life 😂
#is that really all it takes mr. I know how the world works#also I love how she proposed to show what she could with that fan#and he immediately replied#not me#them#the boy knew that the moment she starts flirting with him it’s game over for him right there and then#polin#bridgerton#bridgerton season 3#penelope featherington#bridgerton spoilers#colin bridgerton
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