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awnrii · 8 months ago

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that one troy interview on tiktok but it’s hermes and also I drew it and now it has subtitles

#awnrii art #epic the musical #epic the musical fanart #hermes epic the musical #hermes #odysseus #odysseus epic the musical #HE IS NOT FLIRTING WITH PENELOPE #he is flirting with penelopeia #one of his lovers #that wiki has graciously provided me #so I hope I’m not wrong about it #animatic

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backpackingspace · 2 months ago

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Penelope: cupping odysseus's face: I would gut us both and entangled our intentions. I will stitch our skins together and tie us into knots you will never be able to unravel

Odysseus: peppering kisses across her face tearing up: that's the sweetest thing anybody has ever said to me

The rest of court watching them: uM

#epic the musical #(And technically this works for the odyssey too)#Penelope #Odysseus #Odypen #Post canon my beloved #Unhinged penelope my beloved #Body horror i guess #Body horror as flirting #Dony worry odysseus is into it he's also a possessive rat bastard and he also never wants to leave ever again please and thank you #Penelope is just as insane as her husband and I will die on this hill #Also headcanon that odysseus peppers 20 kisses across his wife's face whenever she says something like this #Yes they are also blushing and crying while this happens #Yes they are also sitting on each other #Yes this did happen while they were holding court everybody was very concerned

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shinedoitsulikeabright · 4 months ago

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Manwhore AU headcanon

I like to believe Manwhore Ody got home shortly after the war ended because he didn't have to deal with any of the bullshit that canon Ody has to deal with.

Like imagine: if only he seduced his way out of the whole Polyphemus situation, he wouldn't have pissed off Poseidon, meaning he would've got home pretty much immediately.

I'm not even saying he had to fuck Poly (he'd die), but he could've used his babygirl looks or something. Be like "I'm sorry about your sheep, pookie *bats eyelashes*", but no. He just had to abandon all reason and blind the cyclops before telling him his full legal name and address.

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myfairstarlight · 8 months ago

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s3e2 is so fucking funny. Colin spends the whole episode so happy to be spending time with Penelope thanks to their lessons but when it comes to putting them into practice he lightly points to a potential suitor for her to flirt with only for him to look like this immediately

His happy bubble burst. So stupid in love and he hasn't even had the life changing kiss under the moonlight yet boy does NOT know what's about to hit him

#colin: go flirt with him :) pen: ok colin: wait no i don't like it :(#bridgerton #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #polin #jealous colin #is adorable here he has no fucking clue #also yes im rewatching s3 why are you asking the obvious #star.txt

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andmineisyellow · 8 months ago

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✨Two very unserious people✨

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colinfeatherington · 10 months ago

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the ton is mad stupid because colin comes back from his travels tripping over himself to flirt with half the girls in london for a few days then there’s a lil scandal that he’s helping penelope featherington find a match and suddenly all he does for weeks is follow her around, barely speak to anyone else, and run after her when she flees balls crying like how is the ton not picking up on this?? the supposed catch of the season is loitering at the sweets table with penelope!!

#I think the only time we see him attempting to flirt again #is when he’s half talking to those girls about being brave while he stares at penelope then goes over to her #like!!! he’s the most eligible man that season people surely would notice this….#bridgerton #polin #colin bridgerton

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fiumedivita · 10 months ago

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The way Pen and Colin immediately started flirting at the market honestly ruined me.

#how did he not know??#maybe it was so natural for them #like the normale state of things #flirting 24/7 #bridgerton #polin bridgerton #colin bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #polin #penelope x colin #colin x penelope #penelope featherington

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minlicious · 2 months ago

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telemachus is the greek pretty boy™️. FIGHT ME

#like he is PENELOPE’S son #in my head he mostly looks like ody but he’s got the dark hair AND the watercolor eyes #or brown puppy dog eyes i can’t decide #he’s very oblivious when someone tries to flirt with him #and becomes a whole mess when someone points out someone flirted with him #i have very many thoughts rn #greek mythology #the odyssey #telemachus of ithaca #homers odyssey

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clairi-yos · 8 months ago

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How I hope Colin Bridgerton's screen time will be divided in S4:

70% wandering about aimlessly with a baby on his hip, cracking bad jokes, snacking, talking about 'my wife' to anyone who'll listen and contributing absolutely nothing to the plot.

20% Polin moments (fluff or intimacy scenes I'm not fussy)

7% helping the S4 lead

3% ABC brother scenes

#Any other scenario falls into the initial 70%#Sibling drawing room shenanigans? Baby in one hand and a biscuit in the other #More than 20% Polin? They're flirting and passing the baby back and forth #Participating in a Featherington scheme? Quipping with narrowed eyes at Portia as he rocks the baby to sleep #He's in charge of the baby and Penelope is Lady Whistledown girlbossing across Mayfair #colin bridgerton #penelope bridgerton #baby lord Featherington #elliot bridgerton #bridgerton #bridgerton s4 #abc brothers

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secrettastemakerland · 30 days ago

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colin bridgerton mama's boy-ed so hard that his maneater mother in law adores him sm and probably highkey forgot that he wasn't her first son in law 😭

#she probably gets on penelope about it all the time idk #if you had only flirted harder he could have been ours sooner smh #this is all said in jest btw #portia's cool now lol #i want her and colin to be divas together <3 #bridgerton #bridgerton season 4 #colin bridgerton #portia featherington

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polin-erospsyche · 10 months ago

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Did Debling really just compare her to a dead animal? Is that his flirting tactic?

Did Colin really just watch and gulped, going all fuuuuuck because he’s realising she’s slipping through his fingers? Also I must say she’s so pretty, especially when she smiles, and it’s not at him and it must sting.

Pen killing me with the « he is dead ». I swear it has the same energy as the iconic « you want me to shake your hand? » and I want more of sassy Pen cause wow she’s beautiful!

#did I mention pen was beautiful?#also Debling is nice! although his flirting skills are questionable #but he makes her laugh and smile #and Colin being miserable because he’s not the one making her laugh and smile #polin #bridgerton #bridgerton season 3 #penelope featherington #lord debling #colin bridgerton

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i-know-the-endss · 10 months ago

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will the bridgerton “fans” ever be satisfied? stay tuned next week to find out!

#yall it’s not this serious #it’s GOOD #romance doesn’t have to be so in your face for it to be real #colin is awkward and fake when flirting because that’s not HIM that’s the POINT #he’s putting on a front #ARMOR #and by episode 4 we SEE the change we see him for him and he’s fully himself with PEN #like come on if that isn’t romance #idk what is #bridgerton #polin #colin bridgerton #penelope featherington #nicola coughlan #luke newton #and for the love of christ PLEASE stop attacking these wonderful actors. thank you.

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deathnguts · 9 months ago

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I think every Greek tragic romance is Bartylus for mostly no reason BUT Penelope and Odysseus are LITERALLY regulus and barty because they literally invented and are homophrosyne

#they’re on the same god damn wave length you guys’s #that scene where Odysseus sees Penelope flirting with suitors and feels DELIGHT #BECAUSE HE KNOWS SHES PLANNING SOMETHING #EVEN AFTER TWENTY YEARS OF NOT SEEING HER #HE JUST FUCKING KNOWS #them I fear #odysseus and penelope #bartylus #starkiller #barty crouch jr #barty crouch junior #regulus black #regulus arcturus black

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frankiebirds · 9 months ago

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