i hate that bald elf
mr egg head mcgee fuck you
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Angel Dust: Hey Husky~, came to pick up my baby.
Angel, picking up Fat Nuggets whose mouth is covered in red juice: Sorry, I know you don't like when he eats the fruit for the cocktails.
Husk: Nah, it's fine. I bought extra cherries and limes on the side to have at hand for him.
Angel, trying very hard to keep his heart from bursting through his chest from how much he wants to marry this man: Oh?
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This gotta be one of the best things I've drawn on whiteboard
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ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way to much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.
like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪
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me when I'm in a flirting with men competition and my opponent is a HermitCraft member
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Anti-intellectuals are always making up a cinephile that can’t shut up about some supposedly inaccessible experimental films that can only be viewed once every ten years at a specific theater in Toronto meanwhile the Criterion Channel and I are both trying to get people to watch Cocktail (1988)
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usopp: crushes are the worst
y/n: right? i tend to act stupid around mine
zoro: you always act stupid
y/n: yeah, don't think too hard about that
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I'm gonna be so honest with y'all. I don't take you seriously if you complain about the casting of the Percy Jackson show because the poc actors aren't "book accurate."
Because here's the deal. I remember when the internet threw a fit when Rue, a black character, was played by a black person. It didn't matter that it was book accurate, y'all didn't want to see a black person on screen.
For some of y'all, it's not that you are against adaptations straying from the source material- you are simply anti black.
If you are about to argue with me, I want you to ask yourself something. Did you not mind the race change of Grover, but you are against the casting of Annabeth? If that's true, maybe try to address that. Acknowledge it and try to deconstruct your anti-black biases.
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european italians when italian americans have their own pronunciations & spellings because we are a linguistically isolated diaspora & most of our families spoke regional dialects instead of standard italian when they immigrated anyways:
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