#HATE doing the dishes.

[thatrandombystander]

Man whenever I end up moving out, I'm getting one of those countertop dishwashers.

[scaredii-cat]

come on, be senshible.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

I've never been more normal in my life.

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[pepp-love]

sort of a wip of a normal morning in 300 fox way

[upslapmeal]

"but Pyramids of Mars established that Sut-" my friend this is the three-separate-explanations-for-Atlantis show, as far as I'm concerned they can have a free-for-all when it comes to real-world mythology

"but they're ruining the canon!!" buddy I got good news for you, Doctor Who canon is a buffet and you don't have to eat anything you don't want to

[undead-potatoes]

Even if you hate all of these, pick the one you hate the most

[hypewinter]

Danny raises Superman au

So we all know that Superman touched down in Kansas and was adopted by the Kents and bla bla bla. But you know what state also has farms and is only like 600 miles away? Illinois.

So Danny is chilling in the countryside, enjoying his sweet, peaceful early retirement when an alien pod, that's a little a lot off course, suddenly crashes near his house. When he checks it out, there's a baby inside. Welp looks like he's a father now. No way is he risking the government getting their greedy little mits on this precious ray of sunshine.

Clark grows up with a father who teaches him early on how to control his powers and use them for good (They may or may not stop a robbery or two occasionally). He also gets two cool aunts. One is free spirited and always bringing him souvenirs from her travels. The other is very grounded and teaches him many techniques to deal with his conflicting emotions (his father is not happy when he uses said techniques on him).

Danny for his part is happy we his son develops a support system like he did. They can even actively help him beat up the villains! He's overjoyed at the man Clark becomes and even happier when he brings home an ace reporter who knows how shifty the government can be. He might be already saving up for their wedding but who can say?

[fudgelling-away]

Little anomalies are inspired by @htsan awesome design! ♡

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What will you do?

wash the dishes

tell him to kick rocks no, come on, don't be like that.

Come on, do the dishes. For Sans.

Vacuum the carpet. Mop the floor. Do the laundry.

Take the trashbags out. Guys, what are you doing? Take that one back in. That one stays.

Huh? What about me? Yes, he convinced me. Look at me breezing through the chores. Thanks Sans, I needed that.

angry clatter of dishes against the sink

Thank you very very much.

[powerfulkicks]

so many tips for budgeting/being frugal are just twice as hard when you have a disability

"meal plan!" idk if i'll be feeling well enough to cook every day so it's hard to plan for what to eat

"cook in advance!" i can't cook meals for a whole week at once and plus i can't count on that because again idk if ill feel okay to cook at the same time every week

"use cloth napkins and towels!" those need to be washed and folded, i already have trouble doing my laundry

"delivery is expensive, always shop in person!" going to the grocery store can wipe me out for the day.

"base your food shopping on whats on sale that week!" one, allergies are a thing and some people don't have that luxury, two, that's a lot that you have to prep for and that takes energy.

"DIY!" takes time and energy. maybe i could do it by myself but would it be worth all the time i need to take to recover?

i mean none of these are bad ideas or trying to exclude people. most of it is cutting out conveniences. but for disabled people, something that's a convenience for someone can be a necessity to others

[necrotic-nephilim]

I am always thinking TimJay thoughts related to the fact that they have matching scars from getting their throats slit, and not only that, but Jason slit Tim's throat first in an attempt to threaten Bruce, where Tim was nothing more than a pawn for Jason to use to emotionally manipulate Bruce.

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And then, just a little while later when Jason is trying to confront Bruce and do his whole dramatic moment with Joker in UTRH, and Bruce slits Jason's throat to stop Jason from killing the Joker.

batman (1940) #650

It makes me so Unwell. They have literal matching scars. When do you think Jason realizes it? When do you think, while running his fingers over the scar he has to always remind himself that Bruce was willing to jeopardize Jason's own life just to save the Joker, Jason realized it was the same scar *he* gave Tim? And does it click for him too, that he and Tim are a lot alike? Being used as pawns in Bruce's game? And for the first time he maybe understands Tim Drake, just another kid trying to get Bruce's attention and approval? And Jason did to Tim exactly what Bruce did to Jason? And that's part of what spurns on Jason's obsession with Tim, trying to "save" Tim from Bruce's ideology?

When they finally get together does it make Jason even more possessive? He put that mark on Tim and now he has his own to match. It's the closest to being understood and loved he's ever felt when Tim runs his fingers over Jason's scar at the same time Jason touches Tim's. Mirrors of each other, in a fun, fucked up little way.

[threestripeslider]

crossover shenanigans with the 12 and Rise turtles thinking the 03 turtles are the Coolest Guys Ever and the screen cuts to them; Raph is running with some leftover pizza in his mouth, Mikey mid-air trying to dropkick him for taking his leftovers, Donnie gleefully smiling at what can only be described as an overtuned alien chainsaw revving up in his hands and all the while Leo is asleep in front of the tv

[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

I'll give you a presumptuous roommate who acts like you're his maid even though you are paying just as much as him for your damn dorm

[aprettyweirgirl]

you know what? i think something that a lot of people AND the korra people overlook when talking about the lin-su conflict is that they, in essence, dont know each other.

last time they saw each other before Book 3 was when they were 16–17 and 22–23. they spent only 16–17 years together and then 30 apart, so no shit, it doesn't get resolved immediately; the versions they knew of each other dont exist anymore. they're gone. knowing someone goes beyond from knowing their partner and their kids.

also that, i hc that lin kept tabs on su bc she worried about her, but in the show she didn't; she didn't know about her kids or husband, barely about the city. imagine how fucked up it must be to see your sister, who used to be a criminal, turned into a matriarch with her own city and all. i wouldn't believe it either

leaving aside how shitty su is in canon, this really makes you wonder how people in the show didn't know the magnitude of the situation. korra for example, is like, "oh, you're so awful; you dont forgive your sister after 30 years; it's been so long." BUT THATS THE POINT, THAT ITS BEEN SO LONG

basically, these two, mainly lin but, these two had to take each other's perspective of the other and destroy it, because that person doesn't exist anymore. its been 30 years

thanks for coming to my ted talk

[astrobei]

loaded the dishwasher with a load of dishes my roommate left in the sink for a week and a half bc she was sick and only cried ONCE when i accidentally touched soggy food. i am so brave

[simandy]

Vyvanse is expensive as heck so i couldn't buy it for this month and now I'm on Ritalin LA again. and oh boy am i feeling dizzy and wanting to lay down in bed forever