#HAS SAVED EVERYONES ASS
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I DONT SEE ANYONE TALK ABOUT HOW MIKE DEADASS YELLS TO UNKNOWN HERO AGENT MAN ‘STAIRS STAIRS’ TO WARN HIM ABOUT THE SOLDIERS COMING FROM DOWNSTAIRS LIKE-
IF HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING THEY WOULDVE DIED-
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
#shit's crazy#theyre basically living history#percy is kinda the new hercules except less macho manly man#'oh who's killed this guy before' 'percy jackson'#like can you imagine playing capture the flag with rhese bastards#ur scaling the wall and you see these mfs make it up there in like 2 jumps#they arent allowed to be in the same team for any of the games because you KNOW theyd beat everyone else's asses#people are fighting to have percy on their team#not to mention the gods that just pop in for a visit every now and then#like at this point the fact that DIONYSUS is their camp counselor isnr even that surprising anymore#some scrawny teen dude shows up and will's just 'oh hey dad'#'YOU MEAN APOLLO????' 'yeah lol he just visits sometimes'#pretty much everyone there has survived at least one war#the background characters must feel hella overshadowed bcs what does it matter if u won a game when the guy in the cabin across has like#saved the world. 3 different times. like wtf#pjo books#leo valdez#trials of apollo#lester papadopoulos#pjo fandom#percy jackson#grover underwood#nico di angelo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#heroes of olympus#piper mclean#chiron#camp half blood#pjo text post
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Contact Other Plane really is such a perfect wizard and warlock spell, because it truly encapsulates the hubris of those classes. It's the most extreme "fuck around and find out" spell. It's like, you can make a collect call out of this world. You might get some answers, but you also might go insane for trying it. You'll be fine in the morning, though. You will learn nothing from this experience.
#this thought brought to you by my wizard with +11 to int saves FAILING HER FUCKING INT SAVE#I rolled a fucking 2#she IS going to try again tomorrow#she has no mortal fear and is fucking annoyed with everyone's cryptic ass answers#who cares about a little insanity the world is ending. it's fine.#honestly love that it's an int save though. also HYSTERICAL.#there's nothing that isn't DEEPLY funny about it#honestly just the whole concept like. you're just like. asking SOMEBODY.#if they don't know they don't know.#and you could also take 6d6 psychic damage and be incapacitated until a long rest. HILARIOUS
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Grand
I.
In that tiniest kitchen With the large second storey window Overlooking the patio, Which I couldn't recall If my life depended on it, I saw the future.
I was looking at you, And you had strung on an apron Like a statement:
I'm all in.
Not like a red dress with high heels.
All. In.
Then you handed me a knife, and Let your fingers linger, Caressing mine.
Chop.
As in:
Act. Decide. Want.
I cannot remember cooking or eating, But I can remember seeing the future.
You were Smiling a lot that day; Beautifully smiling, and, In hindsight, It was because you found out I did love you, That day.
I consider it my life's highest moment To see that joy of affirmation In your eyes.
Even if it took me another two months To realise I wasn't dreaming.
You kept pinching me Until I believed.
I love you.
When I heard you say it, I wore a smile I had seen before, but couldn't fathom Was for me, then.
II.
I was all yours, And you were all mine And for that one perfect moment in time We conquered eternity.
We did.
We saw.
We lost it all.
We touched A soul-birthing connection.
We kissed A lifetime beyond human comprehension.
We fucked For all And anything; The pleasure and pain Of wanting to be, but being unable To fuse into One Single being.
We died in that space which Separated The atoms Between
Us.
-- 21-7-2024, M.A. Tempels ©
#poetry#poem#ish#no not 'ish'#that last stanza saves it#i hope everyone reading this#has known the joy#of seeing another's happiness#in the affirmation of love#love that is yours#I think that is grand#there's so many unrequited love poems#but requited love is#well just put a hose up my ass and pump me full of helium#to the moon
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hey have you guys heard of this game, it's really cool, called "In Stars and Time", you should play it sometime
#in stars and time#*gripping my switch so hard my knuckles go white* omg hiii siffrin ISaT#bought it on sale recently and im so pissed i have to go to bed so I can't continue playing#everytime a character would come on screen that I recognize I just went 🫵😮#I might be spoiled on Loop but by god I know absolutely nothing else about this game#I mean. I'm also kinda spoiled on King.#BUT EVERYTHING ELSE-#I'm so normal. im so normal im so normal about this#im sick of the stupid little Devil enemy#goo goo gaga bruh COME HERE#isat#oh my only qualm so far is that getting into battle lags it out lol#and i just knowwww it's gonna bite me in the ass later#because of the lagginess i like to avoid battle#but then they're like 'oh haha your party's levels will be saved btw! make sure you level everyone up :)'#ughhh im trying to perservere. if anyone has advice for how to make the switch version not lag that'd be helpful
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Au in which
Miriel comes out of the halls almost the minute finwe dies, and makes a beeline for her son, only to arrive just after the feanorians have taken the ships to ME,
But Miriel promptly goes “fuck that bullshit” and highjacks another boat (all while the nolofinweons are watching in fascinated shock and horror) and books it across the ocean
And makes it just in time to prevent Feanor from becoming flame broiled bbq curtesy of the balrogs AND shows off just how badass she is.
That’s one hell of a way to reunite with her son, let me tell you.
#Miriel is the one who shows up 15 minutes late with starbucks (a sword) and saves everyone’s ass#Miriel is the cool parent#miriel coming across finwe in the halls: bye bitch#miriel is feral#give miriel a personality 2023#feanor#feanor has no idea how to process this#his (thought to be dead) mom shows up right after his father died and saves his ass#mama miriel#miriel#miriel therinde#feanorians#noldo#lord of the rings#lotr#lotr elves#silmarillion#house of edireth#tolkien
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so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it
#ria.txt#i spoiled myself so at first i was like 'this is bonkers wtf are they doing in those last few chapters?????'#but then it was like. yeah. i see#love those ch when it's just clearly putting the squad into Situations#also. izutsumi#what i really liked was how tightly the protagonist and the deuteragonist were wound up in the overall themes#the plot the themes the conflict the characters it was very neatly connected#hence i am also now accidentally invested in whatever going on between laios and marcille#not just platonic not romantic not enemies i just think they work well tgt and deeply care for each other its great watching them develop#it's the leader + most trusted advisor / anxious girlfailure + the annoying freak she's somehow attached to vibes#haha that rabbit chapter with marcille. hahha i was like what the fuck man. it was funny and then boom whump [tears streaming down my face]#those shapeshifter chs were sooo much fun esp seeing other chara's perceptions of each other. stealing that#the changeling ones were great too elf senshi is the fucking funniest he looks sooooooo unserious#marcille's evolving perception with death starting with saving falin and saving the squad and her nightmares of outliving everyone-#-and her dad and her 'temper tantrum' and UGH when at the end she said she was fine with falin not coming back.... WAAA. OUGH.#i think dunmeshi handled the trope of 'prophecy of chosen one becoming king' pretty well and it makes sense why laios is the protag#the worldbuilding is so thoughtful as well i liked seeing different characters with different worldviews interact#very solid and well rounded series wooo#the main 4 has such a fun dynamic together#anyways. dunmeshi au.....#more like borrowing the worldbuilding bc charas are too nuanced for a one to one comparison#ren is like some prince of his own species but he's like 34th in line and no one cares about him so he fucks off to eat monsters#which is why he's both snobbish AND a total freak when it comes to his food taste#false is originally in for the money from ren and plans to scam him but unfortunately the cringefail swag captures her#martyn is Obnoxiously Clueless and thinks he's smart but he's not. he's resourceful but also pathetic and crazy#stress cant cook but she thinks she does so everyone goes (≖_≖ ) when she picks up a pot. they delegate her to killing and chopping duty#the mvp is iskall who keeps on saving everyone's asses and somehow has resources for everyone#i think ren is actually aware false is going to scam him but he has too much money to spend anyway and he thinks shes cool so he lets her??#and somehow she doesnt take the money and run. and goes back to eating monsters w/ the party. everyone is crazy
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Thing is how likely is it that Mizi and HyunA are still alive right now? or more realistically, aren't in captivity. Last time we saw them HyunA was injured and they were hiding. (in a not very secure place might I add)
Although HyunA was only shot in the arm(?) it might take her a bit to recuperate, and even 10 minutes wasted will give the MANY guards I assume are swarming the place enough time to find and either detain them or KOS. How fast could Dewey and Issac get to them in these circumstances? (especially since--well I'm not saying the radio is broken per se but if a drop of blood gets on that thing it's game over for them I'm afraid).
And now what, since I assume they're pretty much stuck there according to the map I think there isnt much of another other way they can get out without passing main/populated areas and taking a huge risk so are they just going to be on the run around the whole place with only a gun to protect themselves? I'm nervous for them to be honest, especially hyunA in particular.
I was hoping the (technically?) main character privileges would be in their favor....and it IS pretty early to make assumptions like this. However, this is Vivinos and Qmeng. anything no matter how unexpected (to an extent) can happen. Given how the latest rounds timelines are stretched out months(?) in between even if Mizi and HyunA are still somehow alive and not under custody by then they definitely won't be in good shape to intervene with round 7. Something else ought to happen. So for now I'm ruling a "round 7 intervention" halfway off of the table until we get another hint (Unless Dewey and Issac will finally properly come in for R7 or something? eurghhh)
#alien stage mizi#alien stage hyuna#alnst mizi#alnst hyuna#alnst#how likely is it that hyuna is still alive right now- *convulses and dies*#orr/???? Hyuna and Mizi find Till on the way and he saves their asses? Till save their asses...save their asses...#but they have to make it out of this alive they have to#oh wait#likliness of luka intervening? 0 percent okay lets move on now#tldr: brain rotter has a doubt moment and makes it everyone elses problem#oh i know. ivans still alive and he'll come save them while he's escaping-#all i know is SOMEONE has to be out there to save my wife or damn it all im grabbing him through that screen#but just in general. when hyuna says she'll find her peace one day. im wondering how she'll find it what does she mean by that haha?#alien stage
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still thinking of my fave marvel rivals interaction where my jeff and i were hanging on the point after knocking out the other team and lil bro sprays the space in front of me and emotes and we both said thank you at the same time like i fear im never forgetting that ever
#marvel rivals#snap chats#i made the strangest delighted sound afterwards dare i say it was wholesome 😭almost cried sorry im a big baby#of course afterwards we had to go back to Murder but still ... ill never forget you my finny friend....#havent had an exp like that since .... i hope to tho ...#closest i got is sometimes my wanda will look me up and down- maybe strafe a lil but thats about it#wait no you know what my fave thing is .. i do love Lowkey babying wandas on my team vaeJLKVJAELKJ i am not sorry#LIKE AS A TANK OF COURSE i try to prioritize the main team but if everyones fine ill usually hover around her#i keep an especial eye on her ok listen she gives me big energy sword i give her magnet shields its MUTUALISM#anyway i wanted to draw the jeff story out but i keep getting swamped with stuff so. alas. youll just have to imagine#if it helps jeff was wearin the dolphin costume and yeah i threw up from cuteness. esp with the lil beach ball ....#Big Ass Scary Magneto and lil baby jeff simultaneous Thank You ... its the little things i fear ...#a part of it helps that magneto can just sound so Polite with these voice lines LMAO#like his 'Hello' tickles me it's so Hello There :) .. like a distinguished gentleman ... like a grandpa who SOMETIMES gives you a casserole#thats his whole vibe tbh i wanted to make a post bout it- how mags def has Father/Grandfather To All energy and i love it#hes not even the oldest in the roster far from it.. lol.. visually he looks the oldest#if i may quote him tho .. Save Perhaps Thor ... He May Be His Equal in that regard AJELKVJAEKLJ BUT ANYWAY#im off to work on a thing#i should have it done tomorrow and i can finally share it (among other joys) with everyone :]
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Day 187 | id in alt
Sorcerers as a whole depend heavily on the sense of sight and sight depends on ones sanity. What if one were to play with that thin rope?
#dailykugisaki#jjk#kugisaki nobara#itadori yuji#zenin maki#kenjaku#geto suguru#jjk kenjaku#just had to be sure there wasn't any other kenjakus i dont know abt#kenjaku sees a kid with too much on their plate as says “HOORAY!” as she violently fucks them up worse#i wanted to try something again....#The first years NEVER catching a break is so funny to me#they've never gotten a true win once besides the brothers mission#the eye is a reference to me thinking geto got his eye blown out by that half ass purple in jjk0#you ask me to not think about Kugisaki and i just look at you evil as fuck#everyone is unsurprised when i like the horrors#saved a lil gato from a fuckass bigass owl. it has a heating pad rn
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"If I die, we both die, Sasuke."
Definitely lots of layers going on to which I interpret as:
Naruto knows he doesn't want to exist in a world without Sasuke. His resolve is clear: he'd bear the burden of Sasuke's hatred and die together with him. He doesn't want to die like a loser but he doesn't want to die as the hero that killed his friend to protect the village, either. This is a blatant rejection of what Hashirama did when he fought against Madara. Naruto chooses Sasuke above all else. If Sasuke dies (literally) and Naruto lives, he would spend the rest of his days devoid of his driving force, even the prospect of becoming hokage doesn't fill the empty space which was originally meant for Sasuke--the one who reached out first and saved him from his own darkness. His bond with Sasuke became exponentially bigger than his worldly dreams.
Sasuke, on the other hand, would fall deeper into darkness. Dealing with loss, heartbreak, grief, misery. As much as he takes action on severing his bond with Naruto, when confronted with the idea, he couldn't handle it to the point that he doesn't want to record the memory of Naruto dying with his Sharingan. He knows how far he'd fall and he could never recover from it--he'd end up powerful enough to conquer all but like how Naruto finds irrelevance in a world without him, he'd spend the rest of his days with a resounding emptiness filled with hollow excuses until it runs out and he'd go mad. Perhaps destroy the world because his one and only died in his hands long ago and nothing else matters, be reckless and die in the process.
And both of them are aware of all of this because they were able to see each other's hearts. They would not function without the other. They're connected by wretched fate but their bond goes beyond the organized shinobi system that enabled their burdens and justified their twisted circumstances. At the end of the day, that bond led them to understand one another and they hope it would influence the same system that failed them in ways more than one.
#naruto#naruto shippuden#uzumaki naruto#sns#uchiha sasuke#sasuke#narusasu#sasunaru#mochiajclayne.txt#nsn#can you tell that I rewatched five kage summit arc again#god I love that arc so much it's insane#naruto validating sasuke's actions when the rest shunned him is crazy but making that promise of dying together with a big ass smile...wow#naruto earned a degree in yearning#but that boy really knows how to calm his unhinged batshit blind “friend”#because he hits the nail on the head with sasuke every single time#no one understands sasuke like naruto does AND IT SHOWS#everyone: sasuke is a criminal he has no future#naruto: I can save him AND I NEVER GO BACK ON MY WORD WATCH ME DO IT BITCHES#and he did save him#okay enough rambling lmao
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Taking her home
#pokemon#self insert#trainer blue#blue oak#blue#yomiel (sona)#my art#made me draw Heartshipping again outta anger /j /lh#something simple and tiny but its smth :v#'taking her home' refers to Blue takin Miel to Kanto. saved the most personal region last. it's special yknow?? its home#they've been travelling together for a hot minute at this point and dude is beyond smitten at this point. bro he might be in love fr#hopefully their hair + his lil stubble indicates that time has passed AHAHAHDJSBFDS#mf doing the 'woah isn't this beautiful blue' / 'sure is pidge (looking at her)'. corny ass 💥#what better than to finally show her Kanto. she asks a trillion questions & his inner nerd (professor) + personal exp comes out#blue becomes the yapperrr. and she is the listenerrr (bc shes beyond smitten too. she just might be a tad better at hiding it)#miel already knows his grandpa. but she still has to yet meet Daisy <- this is a big step for him btw. if u even care#he is sure they will get along both. yet he remains a bit nervous. for Many Reasons#randomly reminds everyone of that ship chart i made w/ Heartshipping that indicates he proposed first. funny trivia for No Reason
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hyperventilating at this btw (spoiler)
#i just got strong flashbacks to a shard of ice 😭 but combined with the vibe of getting sent to the principal’s office#head in hands. idk how im going to survive this if this is how we are starting#the witcher spoilers#the elbow-high diaries#book: crossroads of ravens#like i knew he was going to be made more ✨relatable but i didn’t know…#jesus christ geralt has been getting his ass beat and bullied since day fucking one of leaving kaer morhen 😭#no one: | geralt: [exist] | everyone: YOU ARE WRONG AND FUCKED UP AND NEED TO BE FIXED YOU’RE A FAILURE AND A FREAK GET OUT OF HERE!!!#geralt who literally just wanted to save people from evil get thanked get paid: 😟#the problem is that this is going to recontextualize everything in the original series#but as shown here that might be a good (painful) thing (very painful)#see the plot still might turn out to be… not good. but#like with season of storms… geralt characterization… is worth its weight in gold#and after so much suffering (netflix). that is some gordon ramsey ‘finally some good fucking food’
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Hold my Baby
(So this idea has been living in my head rent-free for months despite never actually sitting and watching the whole film. But in this house, we take canon out back and put it out of it's misery.)
So clearly in Across the Spiderverse, Peter B. Parker got nerfed a bit. This story is about Miles so Peter B. had to get at least a little nerfed.
How'd they nerf him? Give him a small baby he has to prioritise.
Another idea I kinda subscribe to is that Peter B. is mostly Comics-based Spider-man, the one we know best. So you could say Peter B. Parker is the most Spidey Spider-Man. Spider-Man Prime, so to speak.
So when he tells Miles to hold Mayday, Miles gives in. He holds Mayday.
Peter B. Parker is no longer holding the baby.
Peter B. Parker is no longer bound by the need to personally protect Mayday.
Peter B. Parker is real fucking sick of people chasing his kid and disparaging the best thing that ever happened to him.
Peter B. Parker is The Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man.
And it's time the Spider Society and Miguel O'Hara realised that.
#Look I just want to see Peter B. kicking everyone's ass for his kids#What if Miles Held Mayday?#Peter B. is a hypercompetent Spider-Man who deserves to go Feral.#As a treat#Peter B. understands that everyone's grieving process is different but there are LINES MIGUEL YOU ASS#Like if it went public that Miguel wanted Davis dead when Miles could save him; every Spider worth their webs would be up in arms about it#spider man: across the spider verse#Peter B. Parker#Mayday Parker#Miles Morales#kinda surprised no one has written at least a variation of this#or at least I couldn't find one
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little doodle of Ed and Molly's 1982 designs
#my art#twf fanart#the walten files fanart#twf#the walten files#clip studio paint#digital art#ed walten#molly walten#shout out to everyone on the new walten files wiki yall r constantly saving my ass with the gallery on there#i might color this later idk i have so many things i wanna draw for twf#after twf 5 comes out (and i stop crying after watching it) i'll be drawing even more things#autism beam has hit me hard fellas .#anyway i love these two goobers <3#doodle#tergs art
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me trying to become academia brained about my blorbo and compiling any and all of voice-acted lines, dialogue and misc. lore into a dedicated obsidian folder
#slank-screams🗯️#yes this is about rancid gautier man‚ miklan my beloathed#heartbreaking news: windows shitty xbox gamer tab#is actually very useful for recording onscreen lines with audio#dunno if its the autism creature in me - but its relaxing putting character lore and making it super organized#seriously tho: the writing advice of ~hearing~ your blorbo speak#<- actually very good advice; it helps me to iron out dialogue to avoid the dreaded He Would Not Fucking Say That™#also Miklan's eng VA is honestly kinda incredible with how much ~range~ he gives the character#He's able to convey a lot of emotion and character within a single sentence#thats saying a lot since miklan's dialogue is Very Limited and sparsed out#You have to go out of your way to make the character speak way more#<- has gone out of their way to trigger Miklan's Ally Dialogue with Syl‚ Ing‚ Mitya‚ Fe and Purple-Haired-AntiChrist#anyways getting back on the topic: im ~almost~ done compiling rancid gautier man ally dialogue#i just need to add ing‚ mitya and fe ally lines to the note#while also try to unlock his special dialogue for non-crested units such as petra#b-money (byleth) is PWNING my ass who tf souped up this autist???#it took a level 24/26 syl to pwn the guy... ugh it was so grindy#honestly in the future when i play the other routes#i might just trigger all of the green ally dialogue and post it all onto here#will save everyone the headache of tryna grind thru 3hopes and ripping their hair out
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