#HAS SAVED EVERYONES ASS
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cluelessbees · 2 years ago
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I DONT SEE ANYONE TALK ABOUT HOW MIKE DEADASS YELLS TO UNKNOWN HERO AGENT MAN ‘STAIRS STAIRS’ TO WARN HIM ABOUT THE SOLDIERS COMING FROM DOWNSTAIRS LIKE-
IF HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING THEY WOULDVE DIED-
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starii-void · 7 months ago
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going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with
-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)
-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)
-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)
-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)
-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)
-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)
-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)
-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran
-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy
-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre
-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever
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essektheylyss · 2 years ago
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Contact Other Plane really is such a perfect wizard and warlock spell, because it truly encapsulates the hubris of those classes. It's the most extreme "fuck around and find out" spell. It's like, you can make a collect call out of this world. You might get some answers, but you also might go insane for trying it. You'll be fine in the morning, though. You will learn nothing from this experience.
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definegodliness · 5 months ago
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Grand
I.
In that tiniest kitchen With the large second storey window Overlooking the patio, Which I couldn't recall If my life depended on it, I saw the future.
I was looking at you, And you had strung on an apron Like a statement:
I'm all in.
Not like a red dress with high heels.
All. In.
Then you handed me a knife, and Let your fingers linger, Caressing mine.
Chop.
As in:
Act. Decide. Want.
I cannot remember cooking or eating, But I can remember seeing the future.
You were Smiling a lot that day; Beautifully smiling, and, In hindsight, It was because you found out I did love you, That day.
I consider it my life's highest moment To see that joy of affirmation In your eyes.
Even if it took me another two months To realise I wasn't dreaming.
You kept pinching me Until I believed.
I love you.
When I heard you say it, I wore a smile I had seen before, but couldn't fathom Was for me, then.
II.
I was all yours, And you were all mine And for that one perfect moment in time We conquered eternity.
We did.
We saw.
We lost it all.
We touched A soul-birthing connection.
We kissed A lifetime beyond human comprehension.
We fucked For all And anything; The pleasure and pain Of wanting to be, but being unable To fuse into One Single being.
We died in that space which Separated The atoms Between
Us.
-- 21-7-2024, M.A. Tempels ©
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uber-dawn · 27 days ago
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hey have you guys heard of this game, it's really cool, called "In Stars and Time", you should play it sometime
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silvantransthranduiltrash · 9 months ago
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Au in which
Miriel comes out of the halls almost the minute finwe dies, and makes a beeline for her son, only to arrive just after the feanorians have taken the ships to ME,
But Miriel promptly goes “fuck that bullshit” and highjacks another boat (all while the nolofinweons are watching in fascinated shock and horror) and books it across the ocean
And makes it just in time to prevent Feanor from becoming flame broiled bbq curtesy of the balrogs AND shows off just how badass she is.
That’s one hell of a way to reunite with her son, let me tell you.
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riacte · 9 months ago
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so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it
#ria.txt#i spoiled myself so at first i was like 'this is bonkers wtf are they doing in those last few chapters?????'#but then it was like. yeah. i see#love those ch when it's just clearly putting the squad into Situations#also. izutsumi#what i really liked was how tightly the protagonist and the deuteragonist were wound up in the overall themes#the plot the themes the conflict the characters it was very neatly connected#hence i am also now accidentally invested in whatever going on between laios and marcille#not just platonic not romantic not enemies i just think they work well tgt and deeply care for each other its great watching them develop#it's the leader + most trusted advisor / anxious girlfailure + the annoying freak she's somehow attached to vibes#haha that rabbit chapter with marcille. hahha i was like what the fuck man. it was funny and then boom whump [tears streaming down my face]#those shapeshifter chs were sooo much fun esp seeing other chara's perceptions of each other. stealing that#the changeling ones were great too elf senshi is the fucking funniest he looks sooooooo unserious#marcille's evolving perception with death starting with saving falin and saving the squad and her nightmares of outliving everyone-#-and her dad and her 'temper tantrum' and UGH when at the end she said she was fine with falin not coming back.... WAAA. OUGH.#i think dunmeshi handled the trope of 'prophecy of chosen one becoming king' pretty well and it makes sense why laios is the protag#the worldbuilding is so thoughtful as well i liked seeing different characters with different worldviews interact#very solid and well rounded series wooo#the main 4 has such a fun dynamic together#anyways. dunmeshi au.....#more like borrowing the worldbuilding bc charas are too nuanced for a one to one comparison#ren is like some prince of his own species but he's like 34th in line and no one cares about him so he fucks off to eat monsters#which is why he's both snobbish AND a total freak when it comes to his food taste#false is originally in for the money from ren and plans to scam him but unfortunately the cringefail swag captures her#martyn is Obnoxiously Clueless and thinks he's smart but he's not. he's resourceful but also pathetic and crazy#stress cant cook but she thinks she does so everyone goes (≖_≖ ) when she picks up a pot. they delegate her to killing and chopping duty#the mvp is iskall who keeps on saving everyone's asses and somehow has resources for everyone#i think ren is actually aware false is going to scam him but he has too much money to spend anyway and he thinks shes cool so he lets her??#and somehow she doesnt take the money and run. and goes back to eating monsters w/ the party. everyone is crazy
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crustyfloor · 7 months ago
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Thing is how likely is it that Mizi and HyunA are still alive right now? or more realistically, aren't in captivity. Last time we saw them HyunA was injured and they were hiding. (in a not very secure place might I add)
Although HyunA was only shot in the arm(?) it might take her a bit to recuperate, and even 10 minutes wasted will give the MANY guards I assume are swarming the place enough time to find and either detain them or KOS. How fast could Dewey and Issac get to them in these circumstances? (especially since--well I'm not saying the radio is broken per se but if a drop of blood gets on that thing it's game over for them I'm afraid).
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And now what, since I assume they're pretty much stuck there according to the map I think there isnt much of another other way they can get out without passing main/populated areas and taking a huge risk so are they just going to be on the run around the whole place with only a gun to protect themselves? I'm nervous for them to be honest, especially hyunA in particular.
I was hoping the (technically?) main character privileges would be in their favor....and it IS pretty early to make assumptions like this. However, this is Vivinos and Qmeng. anything no matter how unexpected (to an extent) can happen. Given how the latest rounds timelines are stretched out months(?) in between even if Mizi and HyunA are still somehow alive and not under custody by then they definitely won't be in good shape to intervene with round 7. Something else ought to happen. So for now I'm ruling a "round 7 intervention" halfway off of the table until we get another hint (Unless Dewey and Issac will finally properly come in for R7 or something? eurghhh)
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dailykugisaki · 8 months ago
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Day 187 | id in alt
Sorcerers as a whole depend heavily on the sense of sight and sight depends on ones sanity. What if one were to play with that thin rope?
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reinabeestudio · 3 months ago
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Taking her home
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hanzajesthanza · 25 days ago
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hyperventilating at this btw (spoiler)
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mochiajclayne · 8 months ago
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"If I die, we both die, Sasuke."
Definitely lots of layers going on to which I interpret as:
Naruto knows he doesn't want to exist in a world without Sasuke. His resolve is clear: he'd bear the burden of Sasuke's hatred and die together with him. He doesn't want to die like a loser but he doesn't want to die as the hero that killed his friend to protect the village, either. This is a blatant rejection of what Hashirama did when he fought against Madara. Naruto chooses Sasuke above all else. If Sasuke dies (literally) and Naruto lives, he would spend the rest of his days devoid of his driving force, even the prospect of becoming hokage doesn't fill the empty space which was originally meant for Sasuke--the one who reached out first and saved him from his own darkness. His bond with Sasuke became exponentially bigger than his worldly dreams.
Sasuke, on the other hand, would fall deeper into darkness. Dealing with loss, heartbreak, grief, misery. As much as he takes action on severing his bond with Naruto, when confronted with the idea, he couldn't handle it to the point that he doesn't want to record the memory of Naruto dying with his Sharingan. He knows how far he'd fall and he could never recover from it--he'd end up powerful enough to conquer all but like how Naruto finds irrelevance in a world without him, he'd spend the rest of his days with a resounding emptiness filled with hollow excuses until it runs out and he'd go mad. Perhaps destroy the world because his one and only died in his hands long ago and nothing else matters, be reckless and die in the process.
And both of them are aware of all of this because they were able to see each other's hearts. They would not function without the other. They're connected by wretched fate but their bond goes beyond the organized shinobi system that enabled their burdens and justified their twisted circumstances. At the end of the day, that bond led them to understand one another and they hope it would influence the same system that failed them in ways more than one.
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Hold my Baby
(So this idea has been living in my head rent-free for months despite never actually sitting and watching the whole film. But in this house, we take canon out back and put it out of it's misery.)
So clearly in Across the Spiderverse, Peter B. Parker got nerfed a bit. This story is about Miles so Peter B. had to get at least a little nerfed.
How'd they nerf him? Give him a small baby he has to prioritise.
Another idea I kinda subscribe to is that Peter B. is mostly Comics-based Spider-man, the one we know best. So you could say Peter B. Parker is the most Spidey Spider-Man. Spider-Man Prime, so to speak.
So when he tells Miles to hold Mayday, Miles gives in. He holds Mayday.
Peter B. Parker is no longer holding the baby.
Peter B. Parker is no longer bound by the need to personally protect Mayday.
Peter B. Parker is real fucking sick of people chasing his kid and disparaging the best thing that ever happened to him.
Peter B. Parker is The Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man.
And it's time the Spider Society and Miguel O'Hara realised that.
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terg-verde · 10 months ago
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little doodle of Ed and Molly's 1982 designs
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carcarrot · 2 months ago
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its important to go see a low stakes concert sometimes
#as in seeing someone in concert youre not an absolute nutbag about (as i have done this year and last year)#but last night me n my dad went and saw renaissance on their farewell tour#running on like 4 hours of sleep and seething to be at work right now#or rather i would be seething if i weren't so tired#new anger management hack: just get less sleep so your senses are dulled! anyway#funniest part of the night was the multiples times when my dad who is old was like 'everyone here is so old :/'#he was literally like 'if i ever get like these people just shoot me' LMAO#the concert was good i wouldn't call it like great or fantastic but such is the beauty of a low stakes concert#youre not living and dying on every song youre not singing along to everything youre just. enjoyin the show normally which is crazy#again as someone who has seen two bands (both bands two separate times and is seeing one of those bands a THIRD TIME soon) im crazy over#that experience is fun its bonkers and you definitely gotta do it for the bands youre crazy over. you gotta#but it was nice to just. have a regular time at a show#as far as the show itself there were a few little moments where things didnt go as smooth but that may have been bc it was the first show#and save for a few moments in some songs annie haslam knocked it out of the park she can still sing as insanely good as she used to#again some parts of songs were in a lower key? but most seemed to be the same and she was still hitting those bonkers high notes#so good for her. the band was pretty good but i felt they really only like all worked together well on a few songs#if that makes sense. but overall pretty good#and my anxieties about getting there and back were unfounded bc somehow it all worked. yay#our car service trip home was in a tesla i felt like i was gonna die the entire ride home lol#i am NEVER getting in one of those stupid cars again. big ass ipad as your dashboard this is insane???? im so scared???#anywho. old musicians are forever as ive been saying lately. and they really are#oh also we were at the town hall which is a nice small theater i was worried abt bein too far away but it's laid out really well#in that you're sure to get a pretty good view of the stage#it seems like half the size roughly of the beacon for whatever thats worth#OH i did see one dude somewhere in the audience with a sparks shirt so. hashtag represent#yet another concert report. yayyyyy#(im so tired)
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cator99 · 3 months ago
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I always get detained at da border because PROFUNC never ended but basically I'm like if a targeted individual didn't even care
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