#HAS SAVED EVERYONES ASS

[cluelessbees]

I DONT SEE ANYONE TALK ABOUT HOW MIKE DEADASS YELLS TO UNKNOWN HERO AGENT MAN ‘STAIRS STAIRS’ TO WARN HIM ABOUT THE SOLDIERS COMING FROM DOWNSTAIRS LIKE-

IF HE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING THEY WOULDVE DIED-

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[sreppub]

saw many comments about no one ever believing dc superhero girls brucie could be batman :’) and clark is kind of a dick, so. made me think

dw, he’s still clark and im a superbat girlie; he’ll make it right afterwards :’’’’)

[essektheylyss]

Contact Other Plane really is such a perfect wizard and warlock spell, because it truly encapsulates the hubris of those classes. It's the most extreme "fuck around and find out" spell. It's like, you can make a collect call out of this world. You might get some answers, but you also might go insane for trying it. You'll be fine in the morning, though. You will learn nothing from this experience.

[definegodliness]

Grand

I.

In that tiniest kitchen With the large second storey window Overlooking the patio, Which I couldn't recall If my life depended on it, I saw the future.

I was looking at you, And you had strung on an apron Like a statement:

I'm all in.

Not like a red dress with high heels.

All. In.

Then you handed me a knife, and Let your fingers linger, Caressing mine.

Chop.

As in:

Act. Decide. Want.

I cannot remember cooking or eating, But I can remember seeing the future.

You were Smiling a lot that day; Beautifully smiling, and, In hindsight, It was because you found out I did love you, That day.

I consider it my life's highest moment To see that joy of affirmation In your eyes.

Even if it took me another two months To realise I wasn't dreaming.

You kept pinching me Until I believed.

I love you.

When I heard you say it, I wore a smile I had seen before, but couldn't fathom Was for me, then.

II.

I was all yours, And you were all mine And for that one perfect moment in time We conquered eternity.

We did.

We saw.

We lost it all.

We touched A soul-birthing connection.

We kissed A lifetime beyond human comprehension.

We fucked For all And anything; The pleasure and pain Of wanting to be, but being unable To fuse into One Single being.

We died in that space which Separated The atoms Between

Us.

-- 21-7-2024, M.A. Tempels ©

[silvantransthranduiltrash]

Au in which

Miriel comes out of the halls almost the minute finwe dies, and makes a beeline for her son, only to arrive just after the feanorians have taken the ships to ME,

But Miriel promptly goes “fuck that bullshit” and highjacks another boat (all while the nolofinweons are watching in fascinated shock and horror) and books it across the ocean

And makes it just in time to prevent Feanor from becoming flame broiled bbq curtesy of the balrogs AND shows off just how badass she is.

That’s one hell of a way to reunite with her son, let me tell you.

[riacte]

so hey guys i finished dungeon meshi yesterday and i'm still thinking about it

[dailykugisaki]

Day 187 | id in alt

Sorcerers as a whole depend heavily on the sense of sight and sight depends on ones sanity. What if one were to play with that thin rope?

[crustyfloor]

Thing is how likely is it that Mizi and HyunA are still alive right now? or more realistically, aren't in captivity. Last time we saw them HyunA was injured and they were hiding. (in a not very secure place might I add)

Although HyunA was only shot in the arm(?) it might take her a bit to recuperate, and even 10 minutes wasted will give the MANY guards I assume are swarming the place enough time to find and either detain them or KOS. How fast could Dewey and Issac get to them in these circumstances? (especially since--well I'm not saying the radio is broken per se but if a drop of blood gets on that thing it's game over for them I'm afraid).

And now what, since I assume they're pretty much stuck there according to the map I think there isnt much of another other way they can get out without passing main/populated areas and taking a huge risk so are they just going to be on the run around the whole place with only a gun to protect themselves? I'm nervous for them to be honest, especially hyunA in particular.

I was hoping the (technically?) main character privileges would be in their favor....and it IS pretty early to make assumptions like this. However, this is Vivinos and Qmeng. anything no matter how unexpected (to an extent) can happen. Given how the latest rounds timelines are stretched out months(?) in between even if Mizi and HyunA are still somehow alive and not under custody by then they definitely won't be in good shape to intervene with round 7. Something else ought to happen. So for now I'm ruling a "round 7 intervention" halfway off of the table until we get another hint (Unless Dewey and Issac will finally properly come in for R7 or something? eurghhh)

[my-insanity-is-an-artform]

Hold my Baby

(So this idea has been living in my head rent-free for months despite never actually sitting and watching the whole film. But in this house, we take canon out back and put it out of it's misery.)

So clearly in Across the Spiderverse, Peter B. Parker got nerfed a bit. This story is about Miles so Peter B. had to get at least a little nerfed.

How'd they nerf him? Give him a small baby he has to prioritise.

Another idea I kinda subscribe to is that Peter B. is mostly Comics-based Spider-man, the one we know best. So you could say Peter B. Parker is the most Spidey Spider-Man. Spider-Man Prime, so to speak.

So when he tells Miles to hold Mayday, Miles gives in. He holds Mayday.

Peter B. Parker is no longer holding the baby.

Peter B. Parker is no longer bound by the need to personally protect Mayday.

Peter B. Parker is real fucking sick of people chasing his kid and disparaging the best thing that ever happened to him.

Peter B. Parker is The Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man.

And it's time the Spider Society and Miguel O'Hara realised that.

[mochiajclayne]

"If I die, we both die, Sasuke."

Definitely lots of layers going on to which I interpret as:

Naruto knows he doesn't want to exist in a world without Sasuke. His resolve is clear: he'd bear the burden of Sasuke's hatred and die together with him. He doesn't want to die like a loser but he doesn't want to die as the hero that killed his friend to protect the village, either. This is a blatant rejection of what Hashirama did when he fought against Madara. Naruto chooses Sasuke above all else. If Sasuke dies (literally) and Naruto lives, he would spend the rest of his days devoid of his driving force, even the prospect of becoming hokage doesn't fill the empty space which was originally meant for Sasuke--the one who reached out first and saved him from his own darkness. His bond with Sasuke became exponentially bigger than his worldly dreams.

Sasuke, on the other hand, would fall deeper into darkness. Dealing with loss, heartbreak, grief, misery. As much as he takes action on severing his bond with Naruto, when confronted with the idea, he couldn't handle it to the point that he doesn't want to record the memory of Naruto dying with his Sharingan. He knows how far he'd fall and he could never recover from it--he'd end up powerful enough to conquer all but like how Naruto finds irrelevance in a world without him, he'd spend the rest of his days with a resounding emptiness filled with hollow excuses until it runs out and he'd go mad. Perhaps destroy the world because his one and only died in his hands long ago and nothing else matters, be reckless and die in the process.

And both of them are aware of all of this because they were able to see each other's hearts. They would not function without the other. They're connected by wretched fate but their bond goes beyond the organized shinobi system that enabled their burdens and justified their twisted circumstances. At the end of the day, that bond led them to understand one another and they hope it would influence the same system that failed them in ways more than one.

[terg-verde]

little doodle of Ed and Molly's 1982 designs

[stapliy]

new i.i ep got me thinking about c.obs and me.phone.4 in a rather. dubious manner. one might even say extremely inappropriate like extremely. much to ponder on!

[hibiscus-tea-party]

Yall know what pisses me off?

When people try to say "B-B-But, Palestine is largely homophobic!!!" Like I fucking care?

As a genderfluid bisexual woman, I would rather be discriminated against for who I am than support the slaughter of countless innocents.

It's a goofy thing to assume would matter when there's people being blown up and losing loved ones...not only that, but Palestine is losing its history that's been there since the earliest civilizations.

And considering an Israeli official is one of the ones that kept saying this (along with a bunch of Reddit keyboard warriors)...I don't think y'all care about the gays...y'all just want more people on your side.

ANYWAYS there's two separate fundraisers for some families that desperately need your help to escape and it means life and death for them!!! Please go check them out on my pinned posts!!! Even a tiny bit of your support helps!!!!

[reinabeestudio]

Taking her home

[corpsentry]

ass in the air on my hands and knees searching for link/allen (romantic platonic idgaf in this economy) fanwork i scoured the ao3 tag dry and 8 years of tumblr posts and now i am Two fists deep in pixiv, dodging projectiles of pathetic ai porn, desperately looking for crumbs. i’ve done it again folks i found a more or less dead fandom and got stuck on the niche pairing of the main character and the guy who debuted with a bowl cut and now there is nothing to be done but CRY LOUDLY and then (some time later) EQUIP PEN