#HAHAHAHAHA BIRTHDAY BOY!!!!!!

[genshin-impact-updates]

Happy Birthday, Arataki Itto!

Check out this awesome drawing my boys made for me. What do you think, compadre? Doesn't it look just as handsome, stylish, smart, and—

Ah well, who am I kidding, there is no drawing in the world that can even come close to the magnificence of yours truly! Hahahahaha!

Why? You don't think it's appropriate to put up my drawing over here? Puh-lease, it makes perfect sense, amigo! You see, I'M the man of the occasion! If it ain't grand, it ain't on brand!

You know what, why don't I put my autograph on it? Signed poster of the Arataki Gang's one and only maestro for the one and oni's bestest compadre!

Thanks to カネンゴミ for the fantastic artwork!

[tiredsmashbros]

SMG34: LIPBITE COMIC WIP UPDATE

oh boy... i know a bunch of folks are hyped for this comic... and boy oh boy are ya'll's prayers going to be heard... kind of... butt for the celebration milestone, and granted majority are from this comic, i thought it was best to give EVERYTHING that i have currently.

starting off STRONG with what you freaks most want: the completed pages. andddd yep that's it that all that i have done LMAO. i've been fixated on my own smg4 oc: tsb, and during the end of my summer was unfortunately fucked over by some personal issues that fortunately got resolved last minute good grief the anxiety prevented me from drawing the gays sigh... aNYWAYS LINEART WIPS!!!!

here are linearts i have completed / in the progress of!! want to aim like i did in the past by finishing up lineart first, and then speed through with color + minor rendering. the reason i have a few colored is to test out what it would look polished and my god... i have improved A LOT. THESE GAY PEOPLE GIVE POWER I AM NOT KIDDING BELIEVE ME IM NOT CRAY- anyways onto wip pages!

jumpscare: tsb stickman sketches. oh yeah. this is how i sketch and i blame sensei eiichiro oda /j. and in case anyone is unable to understand it {i don't blame u LMAO}, smg4 wakes up from the dream and is startled to see mario by his bed. they have a short convo before mario leaves, and we get a job to smg4 in the bathroom trying to put up a brave face. until the moment he leaves he's stunned due to seeing smg3 at his front door. will i elaborate more on specifics or unwritten dialogue? NOPE! gotta keep secrets to make it even more enjoyable at the end!!

currently at 13 sketched pages total, but this is probably gonna be reaching towards 20-ish pages, surpassing part two, but it will depend on how i come up with how to end it. additionally to confirm there will be a PART FOUR / chapter 3, to end this story. my goal is to have it done before i finish my senior year, or at least during the summer after i graduate bc good lord who knows whats gonna happen.

and lastly, before i end this crazy update, SCRAPPED PAGESSS!!!!!

CONTENT WARNING : NSFW SKETCHES !!!! PLEASE LOOK AWAY IF YOU ARE A MINOR OR DON'T LIKE THIS TYPE OF STUFF!!!

oh boy... dont draw comics while sleep-deprived at 6am... idek what i was even aiming with this ngl other than just for fun, but i scrapped it due to not being what i had in mind for the story. if it doesn't serve a purpose or narrative, its bye bye YEAH BYE BYE THIS IS THE CLOSEST NSFW UR GONNA GET FROM ME HAHAHAHAHA- i say that despite writing a nsfw jojo wattpad smh im only confident doing it in words good lord. btw not watermarking these bc i gen don't care since they're legit scrapped {left top part was kept and completed} so idk what to do with these. im just throwing it and walkin away

now to end with this update, i can hear your question, "when will this be done?" and to answer that question: i'm not entirely sure due to my heavy focus on my smg4 oc: tsb, but my best chance is postponing my oc lore a bit and complete this before november UOIYGJDSIUHJKDWSXYUGHJKCS but we shall have too see...

if you want to join the ping list comment on this post LMAO [click]

ignore below if you're not from the tsb birthday partydddjdhdhdjd

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thurs: smg34 is canon in the tsb universe / au. though most of their encounters are platonic or best-friendy-way, they eventually express their feelings to one another and start dating 3/4’s way of the tsb storyline arc. tsb is a supporter of his friend's relationship and admires and takes inspiration from their relationship heavily to input his future love life. yearning to be in a similar position... to learn what is to really love someone... or what it's truly like to be loved...

[nonbinarylocalcryptid]

*rubbing my hands with mischief* guess who found an incorrect quotes generator

So here is a compilation of incorrect quotes from the Astyanax lives/daddy Odysseus AU

Odysseus: Once Astyanax thanked me and I couldn’t decide between “No problem!” and “No worries!” so I yelled “No worms!” to them as they walked away.

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Astyanax, smol, facing a threat: I am in charge of this disaster!

Odysseus: I have a name, you know.

Astyanax, smol, a little shit: Polyphemus knows

Odysseus: ...

The threat: HAHAHAHAHA

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Astyanax: Hey Odysseus, can I get some ice-cream?

Odysseus: Only a spoonful!

Astyanax: *Proceeds to pull out a comically large spoon.*

Odysseus: ...

Odysseus, tearing up: that's my boy

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Astyanax, looking at Odysseus: Okay, so I need to become a therapist faster.

Odysseus: I hEaR tHaT

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Astyanax when he's told about the whole horse thing, looking at Odysseus: What doesn't kill me better start running, because now I'm fucking pissed.

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Astyanax, at Odysseus: Of course you have blood all over you, and pronouns.

Odysseus: I use he/him pronouns...?

Astyanax: FOR THE LAST TIME, EVERYONE HAS PRONOUNS...

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Astyanax: But when all hope seemed lost, I had an epiphany!

Astyanax, earlier while Odysseus was messing up (again): I'm going to throw myself into the sea.

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Astyanax "I was raised by Odysseus what did you expect" of Troy: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes. That barrel? Not clothes. That middle-aged man who invaded Troy? Not clothes.

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Astyanax: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

Odysseus: Fake?

Astyanax: ...

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Odysseus: We'll talk about this later.

Astyanax: Fine, I won’t be listening.

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Odysseus: I will beat all of you in Rock, Paper, Scissors. You go first.

Astyanax: Rock.

Odysseus: Paper.

Astyanax: ...

Odysseus: First rule, never trust anybody

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Astyanax: I am going to need you to swear-

Odysseus: Fuck.

Astyanax:

Astyanax: ...swear as in promise.

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Astyanax: Don't have a bookmark? Try ketchup instead!!

Odysseus: What makes you think I read?

Astyanax: ...right, my mistake, that explains a lot of things.

Odysseus: now I'm offended

Astyanax: like the time I was offended by a wooden horse?

Odysseus: ...

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Odysseus: So, I've been thinking Astyanax-

Astyanax, young but tired of this bs: That's dangerous.

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Odysseus: Damn, the power went out.

Astyanax: Don’t worry, I got this.

Astyanax: *stomps foot*

Odysseus: What-?

Astyanax: *Sketchers light up*

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Odysseus: Hoodie pockets are so great. I can fit like three sandwiches and a grenade in there and my hands are still warm.

Astyanax, looking at the sea: I wish Poseidon would take me now

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Odysseus: The joy of hanging out with Astyanax. You look away for 5 seconds to make sure something is set up correctly, and he bites the tip of a marker off.

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Odysseus: I should have left you on that street corner where you were standing

Astyanax: bUt YoU dIdN't

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Astyanax: Odysseus, when’s your birthday?

Odysseus "I'm still thinking about the infant from that night" of Ithaca: Why? So you can look up my natal chart? So you can figure out my weaknesses? So you can destroy me?

Astyanax: …So I know when to wish you a happy birthday.

Have some Odysseus and Hermes, as a treat:

Odysseus: Hi, I'm Hermes's emergency contact.

Counter Woman: You're here to pick him up?

Odysseus: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

[fungifanart]

Happy birthday?

Characters: Male reader, Yuu!reader, Trey Clover, Riddle Rosehearts, Cater Diamond, Ace Trappola, Deuce Spade

CW: Fluff, Trey Clover has negative rizz, but we love him anyway

Word count: 1,202

Notes: Hahahahaha, what do you mean this is three days late? Hahahahaha, no, it isn't! HAHAHAHAHA (I'm really trying here, guys.)

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"It isn't even funny anymore." Cater says with a sigh.

"It’s pathetic, really." Ace says while shaking his head.

"I'm honestly embarrassed to call myself his friend right now." Riddle says while rubbing his temples.

"You can't be serious…" Deuce can hardly believe what he's hearing, "Trey STILL hasn't caught onto the Prefect’s feelings?!"

Deuce’s mouth goes wide as the three men shake their heads in disappointment, thoroughly gobsmacked at the raw obliviousness being displayed by his respected upperclassman.

It's almost impressive, in a way, to remain blissfully unaware of another person's romantic feelings for oneself for A MONTH.

The four men have seen it all at this point.

They've seen the Prefect go on shopping trips with Trey, help him in the kitchen, help with setup and cleanup of unbirthday parties and so much more, all while subtly flirting with the vice housewarden in hopes of catching his eye, but with little to no luck.

It had gotten to the point where one would think "Surely, he knows and is just willfully ignoring the other man's advances!"

But no.

After being indirectly questioned by Riddle, it's become exceedingly clear that the supposedly clever and thoughtful vice housewarden of Heartslabyul is simply unaware of the Prefect’s feelings. However, from that same conversation, they also learned that he actually harbors feelings of his own for the other man, but refuses to act on them out of fear of ruining their friendship.

'Great Seven, help these two.' Deuce remembers thinking.

Of course, Cater was quick to take up the mantle of wingman for these poor idiots, meanwhile Ace was quick to set up a betting pool on how long it would take for either the hopelessly dense Trey to catch on or for the hopelessly shy Prefect to actually confess, much to Riddle’s dismay. However, even Cater's counsel has proved ineffective and what was once daily entertainment for the Prefect’s friends has descended into a farce that is genuinely painful to watch.

However, not all hope is lost.

With Trey's birthday on the horizon, unbeknownst to both parties, the group has devised a last ditch effort to allow the two to reconcile their feelings for each other.

The day arrives and with it, the plan is set in motion.

While the main festivities are underway, Deuce works with Ace to set up a romantic dinner at a gazebo in one of the more secluded areas of the hedge maze and waits until the party is winding down to guide the Prefect to said gazebo while Cater and Riddle do the same for Trey from the other direction.

With their objective completed, Deuce and the others leave the two men to talk about their feelings.

Whatever happens next is out of their hands.

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With his birthday festivities winding down, Trey can feel the fatigue of the day catching up with him and is planning to leave for his room, despite his disappointment at not being able to see the Prefect off as he’s seemingly left for Ramshackle by now.

However, as he’s turning to leave, he feels two hands on his shoulders.

“Uh-uh-uh, birthday boy! You’re not leaving just yet.” Cater says as Trey turns to see both him and Riddle.

“We have one last surprise for you. So we need you to come with us.” Riddle states matter-of-factly as the two men take him by the arms and lead him into the hedge maze.

"So, are you guys gonna tell me what's going on or…?" Trey asks after a few minutes of walking in silence.

Cater scoffs in response, "It wouldn’t be much of a surprise if we told you, now would it?"

"Don't worry, we're almost there." Riddle says as they round a corner where a trio of familiar voices can be heard.

Trey's eyes widen as he sees the Prefect being pushed around the opposite corner towards him by Ace and Deuce.

The two groups get closer and closer until they stop in front of a gazebo with a table that's laid out with food and several candles that create an almost ethereal atmosphere as the natural light from the sun retreats below the horizon.

"What is this?" Trey asks, slightly taken aback.

"Oh, nothing." Ace says innocently, "We just wanted to give you and the Prefect a nice place to spend some alone time. A little birdy told us you've got A LOT to talk about, after all."

Trey and the Prefect share a look of surprise as they're pushed towards the table as a sign to sit down, which they do, but not before Trey feels a hand on his shoulder again and hears Cater's voice whispering in his ear.

"Do NOT mess this up." Cater warns before the four other men leave them to their dinner.

A few minutes pass in awkward silence as the two men eat their food, not knowing what to talk about despite having 'A LOT to talk about' according to Ace.

Of course, it doesn't help that he's getting distracted by how beautiful the Prefect looks in this lighting.

"Uh, Trey? Is there something on my face?" The Prefect asks, causing Trey to realize that he was staring.

"U-uh, nope! You're fine!" Trey says while awkwardly looking away, hoping that the candlelight will obscure the growing pink on his cheeks.

More awkward silence passes as Trey recalls Cater's words and fights the urge to slam his forehead onto the table because he knows he's messing this up BAD.

That is, until the silence is finally broken by the Prefect sighing and looking into Trey's eyes, "Trey, there's…actually something I wanted to tell you." He says apprehensively.

"Oh, sure. Go ahead." Trey says while returning the eye contact.

"I see you. You know that, right?" The Prefect begins, "I see how much you care and how hard you work everyday to keep everyone happy. I see how seriously you take your baking and I can't help but admire it. I can't help but admire you."

Trey feels his heart flutter in his chest as the Prefect continues.

"But it's not just admiration. Our shopping trips and the time I spend helping you bake are always the highlights of my day and I've realized it's because I've spent that time with you, specifically."

Trey's eyes widen and he feels his face heating up as he realizes where the other man is going with this.

"I…think I want to spend a lot more time with you…because…" The Prefect hesitantly reaches his hand over to Trey's on the table, silently asking for permission, which Trey gives in the form of intertwining their fingers together, spurring the other man on to finish his sentence with a sincere smile, "Trey, I love you."

Trey's heart skips a beat and a soft smile forms on his face upon hearing the words he never thought he would from the other man.

"I love you too, y/n." Trey responds softly, but with his love burning passionately in his chest.

The Prefect then moves his chair so they're side-by-side and leans his face towards Trey's, allowing him to happily close the distance between their lips.

'Best birthday present ever.' Trey thinks to himself.

[nazfangz]

ok yall its me the birthday boy yeup yup yup yup yup okay guys you can take down the streamers and the balloons and the big happy birthday banner ohhh my god you guys didnt have to get me anything hahahahaha whaaaat guys you didnt hahahahahahaha oh my god guys youre the greatest man .. honestly youre the greatest friends i could have ever asked for. im not crying man hahaha okay maybe a little hahahhaha geez here come the waterworks hahahhaha well okay forget all that whos ready to cut some cake!!!

[akita-tanaka]

ℍ𝕠𝕨 𝕥𝕙𝕖 KNY 𝕤𝕢𝕦𝕒𝕕 𝕤𝕦𝕣𝕡𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕖𝕤 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕠𝕟 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕓𝕚𝕣𝕥𝕙𝕕𝕒𝕪!

Tanjiro Kamado

- As soon as your ass gets out of the bed this man will AND I MEAN WILL get you your favourite breakfast as well as get the thing you most wanted.

-This man will get you roses and anything you can imagine

-Want a new dress? Tanjiro is already one step ahead of you

-Want a makeover? Here comes Tanjiro's 5 star salon service

-Bro can read your mind, most probably because he smells how you feel and shit

-He will take you to your favourite restaurant and will offer to pay for it, and if you insist to pay, this is how it goes

“Y/N! It’s your birthday! No!

-And when you give the money the waiter makes sure to pay the exact same amount to you with his Signature aggressive slap on your hand.

-And if you get hurt he will profusely apologize till the point you have to pick him of the ground.

-And when the day is over he will say a happy birthday or have some shit planned for the night

I love him. Marry me!

Zenitzu Agatsuma

-Imagine this, you wake up normally and get up only to see the yellow head boy rushing in and saying

"Y/N-CHAAAAAAAAN!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"

-I guess he had to remind you it's your birthday.

-And just like Tanjiro he'd get you EVERYTHING you want!

-He would be very and I mean very chaotic

-He is a simp and he will get worried if something doesn't work out

"Y/N CHAN! DO YOU LIKE THE FOOD?!?"

"Y/N CHAAAN!!!! ARE YOU OK?!?"

"Y/N CHAAAN!!! ARE YOU COLD!!!?? SHOULD I CARRY YOU?!"

-Poor simp loves you a lot

-I wish I could hug him

Inosuke Hashibara

-Now, we all know Inosuke hasn't had much social connection

-Si he'd not know personal boundaries and definitely rush into your room like,

"NYA HAHAHAHAHA!!! IT'S YOUT BIRTHDAY Y/N!!!"

-He will probably give you a rat or something or a katana

-I am honestly surprised he knows what a birthday even is

-We all know he'd do the most strange things like hunting or demon slayer

FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!!!

-But deep down he really cares about you

-Even if he can't express it

Hi guyyys! ❤️

I have not posted since two days

I may not be able to post for some time

I have a busy schedule!

But when I am free I'll definitely work on the next post!

Thanks for the support once again ♥️

Byeee ♥️ 💛 💙

[accio-victuuri]

CPN : DOUYIN DOUBLE KILL 💀🤍

we’ve been saying it for years but douyin really is the superior app. all the content it gave us and the fact that douyin night had both of them in it wearing clothes from the same brand. what else do you want me to say? douyin always delivers the goods. cpn or not — it makes me happy when they post there. whether it’s bobo’s weird posts to zz using horrifying filters.

they really have taken the 24-hour rule and said they will do better. how about, hours apart? what about livestreams on the same day but not the same time? I guess the observation of them/their team doing things simultaneously but not stepping on each other’s time and work is right. so turtles better be ready for content coming two at a time.

everything is fake. speculation. turtles only. ✌🏼

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FOR YIBO’S post, I already mentioned here that it may be an answer for the call to keep warm. The other coincidence is the caption used was snap your fingers and how you pronounce it includes = “xiang zhi” = xz = xiao zhan. What galaxy brain you have Bobo if this is true. because tbh snapping his fingers and that caption seems random. well, maybe not.

Now onto xiao-laoshi’s post which is so cute! I like that it’s simple and gives us some personal information about him. Even without the CPN, it’s an enjoyable one. We just noticed that some of his answers are sus. Yes, people can change their preference but if it’s similar to that of a particular person— well, that’s pretty 👁👄👁

So I present that game to you, BJYX Edition. 💋

1. headphones prefer wired vs wireless : wired / wireless

We know GG prefers wireless especially when he’s out and about ( tho he was also seen wearing wired lately ) ; Web did too when the airpods came out but we know who is notorious in wearing wired headphones. Just use what you want boys! This is like Bobo answering that he is tall but has small feet, dude that’s not you at all. you’re describing someone else 😂

2. like to eat noodle soup vs rice : noodle soup / rice

Well, all we can think about is wyb nagging zz to eat rice. Lol. WYB’s aggressive persuasion in making zz eat well is very special to me. He really takes care of ZZ the most. Even at the time he understood what GG was doing since he is an actor too, ( for example GG has to fast because he wanted to look slim for their photoshoot ) he still out GG’s wellness first. Yup, a colleague who he spent a few months with. not special at all right? 😏

3. prefer typing vs speaking : type / speech

Oh you prefer to type, so care to explain these then?

HAHAHAHAHA! It’s observed and even talked about that Bobo prefers to send voice chats. We’ve seen it in his 2018 CQL Birthday behind the scenes. I think this voice chat thing is for Yibo only. GG may not prefer it but he will GLADLY DO IT for his puppy. He knows WYB loves it so there is really no question that he will send it. I wanna fight yibo 😤😤😤

4. prefer sunny vs rainy days : sunny / rainy

I don’t even care about the other cpn clues, what I thought about is this romantic scene right here. how did they make this behind the scenes/ random moment so sweet idk. that’s just how it is when the two of them together. the love between them can’t help but show itself. 🌧

it reminds us of a fake rumor that goes:

WYB: "I'll eat with you when it rains"

XZ: “It will rain tomorrow”

WYB: "Then tomorrow"

This two. Stop. It’s too much. 😤

Their love for the rain. And well, MISTER UMBRELLA HIMSELF. Shiying. ☂️ and LWJ too in that iconic umbrella scene under the rain.

5. what time do you like to exercise : morning / night

their morning runs during CQL filming. that’s all. It was a habit GG developed and probably enjoyed with WYB and it was carried on even after.

also this year, these two have been serious in building up muscles for their roles. it’s a popular cpn that they work out together and have stuff at home to help them out.

6. typing habits Twenty-six keys vs nine keys : twenty-six keys / nine keys

they are the same when it comes to this, but web is known to be scarily fast in typing.

Finally, the IP Address tagged for both douyin posts are in Beijing. We think that YBO/Staff could have posted WYB’s video. So, XZS and YBO staff have worked hard today. Thank you. 🙏🏼

source. - especially the photos and GIFs.

[seariii]

Hi Seari 😭 sorry to flood your ask box again lol, but I just wanted to let you know how I appreciate how appreciative you are if that makes sense? You always take the time to thank everyone frequently, you’re eloquent with your words, and you just have this air of gratitude with you where ever you go. And I really admire that about you <3 I want to strive to personally work on that because it’s difficult for my brain to comprehend those kinds of things for myself, so I wanted to let you know how you’ve inspired me to work towards that <3 ilu and thank you so much for being you

aw rose.... this made me really soft.... i love you a lot, really. and dont apologize, you can flood my ask box with more than 20 questions/messages a day and i'll be extremely happy

serious talk for a little bit hahaha... ill put it under the cut because i started rambling and got a bit long.... YOU DONT HAVE TO READ ALL THAT OKAY???? just the last paragraph, thats a message for you

tldr of the serious talk under the cut: Unknown Mother Goose by Wowaka (i also really liked this adaptation) "Even if the world were to reject me today, would i still be able to sing a song of love?"

i never really thought about that, you know? i enjoy telling people how i feel about them, especially to people i love. and im thinking for how long have i done this... when did i start... im not entirely sure... i can go far back when i barely did it, but did it every once in a while like a birthday or when i started to notice the people around me werent giving up on me... and i can go back relatively recently where this feelings landed me in a kind community during covid...

in all honesty, i believe this feelings of gratefulness, of having to express them come from being scared of losing people... come from a lonely place... when you feel cold or have felt cold for so long that you dont remember much warmth, when you find that warmth its soft, gentle, and a little overwhelming... i have many problems connecting with people, and in my own brain, sometimes i feel like im all alone in the world... but... people are warm... people are kind... you, them, make it feel like maybe the entities around me arent just faceless shadows...

i joke with my bestie about how we are that meme of "nothing in life matters" but im the happy one and hes the existential one, but a lot of time i truly feel like that. and from that, makes it easier to enjoy the little sweet stuff, the sweetness of the people around me... and its impressive when i notice that sometimes it doesnt have any reason behind it, or that the reason is just love... its like my brain cant comprehend others doing stuff out of love for the world, so i always get surprised when someone does it for me (and oh boy have i been surprised to tears with you all pretty people)... i think life is a little silly and there isnt much meaning, but that gives us freedom... and that makes everything a person does beautiful...

... you know rose? thank you. i feel like im about to cry hahahahaha /pos ... thank you for always being so kind, so sweet to me, you make me feel like things are okay, and it genuinely makes me happy to see you or interact or talk with you. it made me really happy that you wanted to include me in the conversation, in the group. im someone who feels lonely easily, and the kindness you've shown me has really made me happy and... i really appreciate it... sometimes i say i dont have the words and still try to express myself, because i want to make my message get across... like right now in this paragraph hahaha.... you are someone who i really really appreciate and i just wish to see you happy and achieve everything you want. just know that no matter what, ill be rooting for you, you truly deserve everything in this world, thats how i feel.... im thankful and moved that i inspired you... i never thought id have that effect on people... thank you

[goldenhickeysandramen]

Tae’s vlive

Hi everyone! I don't have the "ask me a question" activated because I don't have the time it would take to answer questions, I don't feel comfortable doing it (it's personal) and because I don't feel like reading trolls, who would surely come to my blog.

But I've seen how the questions about Tae's vlive and whether JK was there or not have been proliferating in Tumblr today, and I feel like giving my pov.

In my opinion, JK was not there, for a number of reasons, but one of the most important is that if he had been, he would have said hello (even if he is now off social media). It is not his way not to do so. He has being suddendly appearing in vlives without a problem (like Jimin's, or Yoongie's birthday one). What's more, it's not just a matter of JK, if one of the boys goes to the other's house, as Jin did for JK's birthday, he would appear by surprise and for Army's pleasure.

But beyond logic, if you watch Tae's two vlives, now with subtitles, nothing makes sense. I'll be brief.

- For a start, if his friends and JK were at his house, would Tae leave them to start a vlive in his bed? - There are no sounds of people playing (only a man singing). And if as he says "were" (not "are") why did he turn off the first vlive saying they would be heard? And if they were at the time, he kicked them out of his house to do the second vlive? hahahahaha it makes NO SENSE at all. - Most likely they were playing online... he left them playing to connect to a vlive (it's still weird 🤣)

In my opinion, the two vlives make no sense, except for the fact that Tae was bored and decided to go online - for a few minutes - and be trending topic that day.

No, I don't hate Tae. But I am adult enough to recognise certain personality traits about him, and his behavioural pattern over the last months is quite evident, especially since the leaked pics scandal.

I think anyone who reads me and is intelligent will understand what I'm saying.

Have a nice day!

[thuganomxcs]

❝ poltergeist report: 𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐏𝐘 𝐁𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐘𝐔𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐄 | 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽: "Happy Birthday my love," she whispered as she wrapped her arms around his shoulders and gave him a soft kiss on the cheek from behind. letting go, she moved to sit beside him before handing him a large envelope that she handed to him. inside was three tickets for him, Atsuko and her a weeks in Disney's Japan, with two suits to Tokyo Disney Resort. | client: @adversitybloomed | 𝙰𝙲𝙲𝙴𝙿𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶.

He smiles after receiving that kiss..in fact there was a moment he also grew rather..sheepish maybe. Agh, her kisses always proved to do this to him..they made him weak. After sitting his fingers gently rubs the back of his neck right before she gives him an envelope. ━━   ❝   𝐇𝐮𝐡? 𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬?   ❞  The birthday boy is quite curious holding it and examines it with his eyes. Probably a card..but it felt rather light for a card and the envelope itself was rather small but lengthy.

“Let’s see.” He utters before lightly tearing the top, making sure the contents inside were far from harm and then he 𝙨𝙖𝙬 𝙞𝙩. That signature ‘D’ followed by the other western letters. It doesn’t take a genius or anyone fluent in English to recognize that trademark name. There were 𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙩𝙨, 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐊𝐄𝐓𝐒 to Disney with an all-expense paid stay at their RESTORT AS WELL. “WHAT THE HELL?! Is this for real?!” Understandably he was SOO surprised soo shocked.

“I-..you..we..We’re going to 𝐃𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐞𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝?! The place where magic comes true?! Are you tellin’ me I’m gonna friggin’ meet Mikey Mouse?! HAHAHAHAHA.” He couldn’t help it, Yusuke felt 𝙢𝙚𝙧𝙧𝙮, he felt 𝗘𝗫𝗧𝗥𝗘𝗠𝗘𝗟𝗬 𝗛𝗔𝗣𝗣𝗬 and it was all because of Mulan. AHH He couldn’t help but reach for her and embraces her soo tight. “What the hell??!?! HOW THOUGH?! You’re the BEST!!!”

[bunny584]

You’re like that cool wine mom or aunt that’s like the only reason someone would go to their family reunions

HAHAHAHAHA I’m not a regular mom I’m a cool mom. 🤭

Anon I love this so much, have you been talking to my girlfriends?

The running joke is that I’m the one in the group that swoops in and gives their kids Chanel boy bags for their 9th birthdays then leave Christmas dinner early to jet off to Sweden.

[sashkapi]

This is my first time sending you an ask because I was shy, but I was just binge-scrolling your profile (again), and I just wanna say never apologize for making more beautiful content about kbsd, especially the kindall ones :'3

Like, mygosh, you have no idea how many times your updates have made my day because I am also STARVING for kbsd and kindall content kebdjshwjdbsjsjc You're honestly such a blessing for that special place in my heart reserved for just kindall HAHAHAHAHA Like damn, where you've been after all these years T-T

But anyway, I super love your headcanons about kindall, and also just kbsd in general. I wanna ask you so many stuff like how tall do you think Kick would be compared to Kendall when they grow older? Do you think Hansel would like Kick when Kindall finally gets a little closer to the friendship side of things or will Hansel be super overprotective over Kendall and basically hate Kick' guts lol ALSO, what do you think of Kendall and Gunther as friends? Or their dynamic as fellow class officers? It's been a while, but I remember there being an episode where Gunther won as president to the student council I think? And like, I'm lowkey sad that this wasn't ever mentioned or referenced again in another episode. Because on one hand, I do think Gunther is smart in certain aspects and this is a good way for him to show it, BUT ALSO, IMAGINE IF KENDALL SHOWED GUNTHER THE ROPES FOR ALL THESE STUDENT COUNCIL STUFF AND THAT'S HOW THEY GOT A LITTLE CLOSER AS FRIENDS? Sorry for the all-caps, I just think it'd be super cute if there was more content about the other friendships and connections between the side characters (especially for Kendall, cause I remember her celebrating her birthday alone on that one episode where Kick babysits Oscar I think, AND THAT'S JUST SO SAD AND SHE DESERVES BETTER)

But anyway, sorry for the super long and messy brain dump hahaha, but endpoint to all of this, just wanna say that I love the content you make and I'm super excited to see your other headcanons and comics. That's all, thank you so much for all that you do and I wanna send you virtual hugs (with consent) <33 Byeee!

Me, after I red this ask /pos

KSJDJFKDFJGK PLEASE I"M SO HAPPY I MADE SOMEONE HAPPY WITH MY SILL KBSD ART I SWEAR IT SO AAAAAAAA

Ok i'm gonna put the rest under the cut because OH I HAVE A LOT TO SAY

I actually drew their designs for like mid/late twenties for a quick joke and didn't put as much thought into that BUT KJGKDJFGJK

Ok so adult Kindall

I feel a bit embarrassed by just how strong of a grip those two have on me but chvyf I'm still gonna make content with them of course >:D

Also

We stan short king ayooooooooo

About Hansel and Kick

I like the idea that she's not overprotective over Kendall or likes Kick right away but a secret third thing: sees him as a rival for the rank of awesome's first place. Like whenever he visits Kendall Hasel goes "aight boy, square up!" And just starts acting cute and adorable because that what somewhat gave her first place in the past.

Her cuteness doesn't work on Kick of course but Kendall? She already loves Hansel very much so whenever Hansel "competes" with Kick by rolling on the floor or rubbing against Kendall's legs you know that Kendall will be borderline crying from how adorable her kitty is.

The fact that cat can easily take all of Kendall's attention like that doesn't makes Kick mad tho. But he sure is irritated by that. Frustrated even.

GUNTHER AND KENDALL'S FRIENDSHIP IS SOMETHING THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT ADGCJVJV

Hansel counts that as a win btw jfnfnnfkfk

Before this ask I just thought that they're neutral. Not friends, Gunther is also kinda wary of her but generally sees her as just a classmate. BUT YEAH THAT EPISODE ABOUT ELECTION. IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF THAT WAS AT LEAST MENTIONED BUT AAAAAAA

Now I kinda like the idea that Kendall was scheming to take Gunther's place after the episode. However, Gunther kinda realized that student council position? Not very hype. Barely any time to hang out. So Gunther genuinely asked Kendall for help. Like, Jacky is wack (affectionate) but Kendall is pretty much known for her love for the rules and academics so it's only logical. And at first Kendall wanted to use that to completely "overthrow" him but Gunther, being an absolute lovable funny guy he is, made her go "Ok, you can stay actually"

I like the idea that Kendall keeps Gunther from turning the school into a Nordic funny land and Gunther keeps her from turning the school into a literal prison. It's a win win situation

ALSO I TOO WISH THERE WAS MORE ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN CHARACTERS SVJVJBL

It's kinda implied that Mouth and Ronaldo are friends. Ronaldo had goons too (where did they go :( ) Also I really warming up to the idea that Kyle and Jackie became chaotic besties or even romantic partners (sorry Gunther x Jackie people, but Kyle x Jackie has more comedic potential to me)

I also wanted to see Kendall interact with more with her peers like jjdjgnjdndjfjck even if not friendly, just lemme see my girl being a menace

JFJJCJC PLEASE YOUR ASK LIGHTEN MY DAYS SO MUCH LIKE I CANT PLEASE KNOW THAT I THOUGHT ABOUT THIS ASK EVERY DAY SINCE I GOT IT

IM SO SORRY FOR LATE REPLY I WAS BUSY BUT SHGUFYCHV NOW ONCE IM GETTING MORE FREE TIME IM MAKING MORE CONTENT ABOUT THIS SILLY LIL DARDEVIL BOY

(Please know I am returning that virtual hug :) )

[nickmitchell]

hey I find some second creations about chaleigh are similar and theyr all extremely adorable

like, Chuck don't have a girlfriend in his hole life before encountered Ray. He is a total virgin, which without doubt just like the fact that hes an asshole. But bcsof the competitiveness and bad temper, their first kiss and first sex are all raised by Chuck.

Chuck is very fond of sweet but due to the kaiju war he never found this hobby until that suicide battle end. Ray always reminds Chuck that too much sugar will get him fat but Chuck never listening to him.

Ray doesn't love sweet but he has a bad habit which is lie-in (taught by Yancy), he always stuck on bed no matter weekday or weekend. Chuck hates that bcs Chuck has a very healthy and regular schedule which trained by Jaeger army these years so he never get used to Rays lie-in stuff.

Ray always get some candy in his pocket to satisfy Chucks greedy taste. Ray knews Chuck shouldn't eat too much sugar but this Australian bastard is too fucking cute,especially when he begging him to get some sweet, Ray can't resist.

Oh and herc is very very unpleasant about his son is dating with *that American Asshole*, may be he even punched Rays face once before. But eventually herc gets used to it bcs he found Chuck is so happy when he gets along with Ray. So be it. (Our daddy is sooooooo poor hahahahaha)

And of course Ray is Chucks icon when Australian was a teenager, but after Ray run away and hided at Alaska to built the kaiju wall, Chuck began to hate him. (Very comprehensible right? He still love Ray anyway :)))

btw Ray is just absolutely a nicknameeeeeeeeee

also, official settings show that chaleigh have age difference of 5 years old (Ray is 26 and Chuck is 21) , Chuck is shorter than Ray (Ray is 185cm and Chuck is 183cm) , so they are born to be couple!!!! i usually saw some soulmates and perfect match au at fictions, i think this is a completely wonderful explaination about them.

Rays birthday is 11.21, this is winter at USA which hint Rays clam nature and clear mind. But November is summer at Australia, may be this means *Ray hates everyone but Chuck*???? (You guys know official settings said Ray loves humanity but hates ppl right?)

Chucks birthday 8.14(same day as mine awwwwww), August is a hot month in the Northern Hemisphere, which hint Chucks hot-temper and touchy. But we don't know who he is at the past, may be he is a kid lack of love so he shows sharp side to the outside world, inside, he is just a sensitive and fragile little boy. His mothers death is a huge hit for him. He needs someone to help him and love him.(Ray is the one :33333)

i love see them fight with each other, both physical and verbal. Chuck called ray OLD MAN or JERK, Ray called Chuck KID or ASSHOLE. They always push away the other part but eventually they found they both love the other side.

said too much. Im very bad at English please forgive me, i just wanto say thanks for chaleigh bring motivation and happiness to my life, and thanks for you guys awesome fiction i will love these works forever🥺thanks anyway💓💓💓

in the end, for raleigh and chuck, could you PLEASSSSSE get married okay🥺😭😭

[1d1195]

I feel like it has gone by quickly?? But at the same time THE CONCEPT OF TIME IS SO WEIRD TO ME I SERIOUSLY DONT KNOW ANYMORE LOL and Friday I was a bit busy :( it was a friends birthday so I out! But trust me I was ITCHING to pull up tumblr, read and talk to you! You know I love your book recs! And honestly that book sounds creepy! But you’re right I probably would end up reading it and liking it! Definitely added to my list! But I am surprised that you read it solely because you like “easy reads” , things that basically aren’t too stressful! Glad it wasn’t horrible though lol

I SERIOUSLY CANT LOOK THAT MAN IN THE EYES😭 when i turned in my exam to him my heart was beating out of my chest! And UGH IM A SUCKER FOR A HEIGHT DIFFERENCE LIKE MY BRAIN GOES CRAZY!! And idk he’s such a hot DILF lol and YES I DID SEE THOSE HARRY PICS AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE DROPPING ON MY KNEES FOR THAT MAN😵‍💫😩 he looks so good it makes my head all fuzzy lol

Trust me I WAS CRAZY TOO!! All I wore were band t shirts and merch during my emo phase like I had no normal clothes or clothes that weren’t from hot topic bahaha and honestly I see why you were team Edward! I FINALLY saw the Twilight movies this past summer for the first time! I was never drawn to it when it was popular or the books BUTTTTT if I did have to chose I would have been team Edward lol there was no competition in the first place lol and yes I knew ALL the emo bands lore and stuff! Specifically twenty one pilots’s lore which is all lot lol but taht was like when i was 11 lol now i simply CANNOT due to lack of brain power lol

ANOTHER COUPLE MIGHT BE GETTING ENGAGED?! HELLO?! IM GONNA CRY FOR SURE!! And I’m sure part 4 will be great! You’re really great with coming with such detailed and unique! And you take such classic tropes and give your spin on it! I genuinely think you’re so talented Sam!

What’s crazy is that in my head I call you “ Samantha” when you literally do something crazy in your stories or like make me giddy?? Like “omg SAMANTHA!!!?” Idk if any of that made sense lol anyways Noah would have been cute! But Kyle is definitely more of a frat boy name lol and yeah I know about icebreaker never read it but I’ve definitely seen the girlies go crazy over it lol

My Kyle is literally so sweet! I met him at my schools IT services thing and he helped me out! Then I saw him again and he’s very nice!

And you know I love your long responses and I love you!!!-💜

HAHAHAHAHA I TALK TO MYSELF ALL THE TIME. I CONSTANTLY say “get it together Samantha.” That’s hilarious. I love that! If you’re inclined you gotta let me know which part/line in particular you do that for every once in a while 😭😂💕 please do not apologize for having friends and plans and being social. I’m glad you went out! That sounds like fun! My best friend and I are November birthdays so we celebrate the whole month of our births (our significant others LOVE it almost as much as we do, obviously).

The book was SO CREEPY. Stress level 12/10. So OBVIOUSLY I know the deeper meaning behind “don’t judge a book by its cover” but I’ve literally never picked up a book without judging its cover. Or at the very least the back cover. I’m pretty close with my sister so I often give books about sisters a thorough twice over. ALL THIS TO SAY I had no idea what it was going to be about when I picked it up hehehehe

Omg I could cry. Height difference, DILF, unable to look him in the eyes ughhhh I will also cry. I’m swooning just thinking about it 😭 I gotta write a professor/TA situation one of these days 😍😍😍

I don’t think I had an emo phase. A pseudo emo phase for sure. I never got into bands the way I was supposed to (but if I hear Fall For You I turn into a puddle). I’m obsessed with the image. I am spiraling at the idea you only saw Twilight last summer. I went to the midnight premieres I’m CRYING 😂

I have a lot of ideas in my head but they all boil down to happily ever after, marriage, 2.5 kids, and a white picket fence. I feel bad yall gotta keep reading the same story over and over 😂

Okay Kyle def is more of a frat name that was also what I thought when I switched it over. Noah was too cute I think hehehe maybe another story.

OBSESSED WITH YOUR KYLE MEET CUTE. CAN’T WAIT TO WRITE ABOUT IT 😍💕

Have a lovely start to your week bestie! 💕💕

Xoxo

P.s. Don’t read my update tomorrow if you’re having a good day lol I have been struggling with seasonal depression (I think it’s just regular depression actually at this point. But ya know) I am being dramatic honestly. Please don’t worry about me but regardless I’m probs going through an emo phase NOW hahahahahaha so it’s a little bit of a tear jerker imo

[kitchen-floors]

remember when I had a long term relationship with a big and Lover was like our song and he was everyone’s angel and could do no wrong. and I was the older girl with a history of dating around and ruining everything I touched. and his birthday was the same as Joe Alwyn’s.

and then I left for uni and half cheated on him with this other boy. the long term relationship ended with him fully cutting contact and I had a fling w the other boy for a bit. and the other boy was born .. April 19th?

hahahahaha

[kouxbe]

@beyuwol

it’s the second of march. seollal had ended not too long ago, the memory still fresh in yuwol’s mind. particularly kou’s words. “i think about my birth family, and how it might be like to celebrate seollal like everyone else here.” after years of knowing kou, it was the first time he had seen the younger boy with a subtle glint of sorrow. it was why yuwol suggested the fireworks, wanting to bring back the spark in kou’s eyes that yuwol sees. he doesn’t know if that was enough to fill the void space in kou’s heart—nothing can replace family and yuwol doesn’t dare consider that option—but he hopes it helped; kept it beating. it’s the second of march, and now it’s kou’s birthday. today too, kou’s family isn’t here in korea. even shimmering fireworks may not be able to console kou today, if the other’s thoughts began to wander in that direction. so how about a rainbow? a reminder that every bout of rain passes and ends, that at the end of the tunnel there’s light, that no matter what black sorrow blankets the surface there’s always an array of colors seeping through. a package arrives at kou’s door on the second of march, wrapped up neatly and securely. when the delivery man informed yuwol that it had arrived on location, he texted kou to let him know that he had sent kou something. and that he’ll see him soon, after they’re both done with his commitments. there’s a note attached to the package: happy birthday kou! we haven’t found a rainbow yet, so i hoped we could have our own. i thought it would fit in your apartment better, where the sun lives. thank you for being born. if you want to open this present together, let me know and i’ll come over! :) if kou opened the package, he’ll find a commissioned painting of a rainbow—like the one they saw in japan. a replica, almost. maybe a promise too. it’s the second of march. selfishly, yuwol hopes the sun continues to grace yuwol with his light.

it’s really nothing new. he wakes up to a text message from some friends back in japan – “happy birthday kou!”, and a few smiley faces here and there. it’s odd, kou thinks, how people can remember his birthday better than himself. 

his mum gives him a video call a little later, their family in chaos as they get sakura ready for school. but despite the way his little sister struggles to tie her hair in a ponytail, she makes time to turn to the camera and shout “happy birthday! i wish you were here!”. kou does too. but he can’t exactly make a trip back to japan just for his birthday. he waves goodbye and decides to go about his day.

it’s a little sad, really, that kou can’t spend his birthday with his family. that a video call is all that suffices, but he doesn’t linger about that thought for long. nobody else remembers it’s his birthday, at least nobody else in korea. which is fine. kou has never been the type to share this sort of information, so it really isn’t their fault. the rest of the day in training goes by as it usually does, and kou makes no effort to inform anyone about the special day. truth be told, at some point throughout the day, he’d forgotten about it himself.

it isn’t until he’s reached home, and showered does a reminder come knocking on his door. literally. it’s a package, and kou doesn’t remember ordering anything. he blinks, but picks it up anyway and places it on his table. it’s addressed to him after all.

on the package is a note addressed to him, and he furrows his brows before picking it up.

ah. 

not everyone in korea has forgotten his birthday it seems. he smiles, and a laugh escapes his lips. he hesitates for a moment, his hand lingering atop the package, before he pulls it away. instead, he picks up his phone and sends yuwol a quick message.

to: yuwol > let’s open the package together > you should come wrapped up too hahahahaha > o(〃＾▽＾〃)o