#HAHAHAHAH sorry this post is not pretty!!!

[stanpinesdykewife]

speed dating

summary:

For a moment you think this is it. Stan's going to shake your hand, nod politely, and wish you luck. Then he's going to meander on over to the next table and make the next woman laugh even harder than you had. But he doesn't. Instead, Stan steps around the table, places one tentative hand on your bicep, and leans down close. “Hey, uh—You wanna get outta here?” he whispers. (You meet Stan Pines at a Speed Dating event. Your night goes much better than anticipated.)

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[love-belle]

i love u forever !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which she's a baker and he's in love — even with a few incidents involved.

or

for when you want to spend the rest of your life laughing with them. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // carlos sainz x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - hiiiii :) back in my active era mid term is OVERRRRR !!!!! will be posting max's version for how u get the girl soon <3 i love u sm thank you so much for reading :)

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[cheri-2047]

Hello! I hope im doing this right hehe,,,

Can i request for a Lyney x fempainter!reader who's also a tsundere? Reader also has a soft spot for flowers :3 tysm in advanced!!!!

i have such a big Lyney brainrot sm to the point that my parents call him my boyfriend 😭

ANYWAYS. IVE been wanting to feed The lyney x reader tag cause I love my husband. thank u for the req btw !!

sorry if I made the reader a bit like,,, too much (??) my bad if I did

“Roses for you!”

TAGS: fluff ! CHARACTERS: Lyney, Rosseland, Mentions of Charlotte,

Poof

you were painting peacefully, while Lyney was out on a mission. Lately you had been running out of inspiration, so sometimes you would get his cat Rosseland to pose for you.

“guess who~”

Someone covered your eyes, appearing out of nowhere.

“you’re back early” you smiled, before the man who appeared behind you covered your eyes tighter

“You didn’t guess”

“ugh you- I mean my wonderful and amazing boyfriend, the one and only, the greatest man in Teyvat, Lyney!” You said sarcastically, Lyney chuckled as he felt you rolling your eyes.

“oh come on now! Don’t you want to see something cool?” “look Lyney- I’m- ah rosseland no go back!” you felt the cat rub against your leg, you got tickled a bit.

lyney chuckled at the sight, pressing a kiss to the back of your neck, causing you to get tickled more

“ah-lyney” you laughed “stop!!”

He chuckled before letting go of your eyes

“tada!”

and just like that, your canvas was gone. “hey where did you-“

when you looked back, you saw him holding a bouquet of rainbow roses. You blushed

“why did you…”

“you said you were running out of inspo right?”

you nod

“and you know how I’ve been in a lot of missions lately right?”

you nod

“well I.. charlotte told me in a mission that rainbow roses signify romance and passion. And well… I got reminded of you”

you blushed, averting your gaze

“they’re fresh too! I Just picked them”

he smiled, sitting on a chair behind you and hugging you from behind.

“wait..picked them?”

“mmhm, I grew them myself.”

you were shocked, you didn’t even know that he had been growing flowers for you.

“just like my love has grown for you”

AND THAT WAS IT. That was the last straw, at this point you were a flustered mess and you didn’t know how to thank him. Let alone even look at him.

“Tsk…you shouldn’t have-“

“No- no buts! I wanted to, I love you”

he smiled, holding your chin to make you face him. He laughed, “my you’re so cute like this!” “shh!!” You crossed your arms, as your lover planted a kiss on your lips.

He moved the chair next to you and with a snap, the canvas re appeared and the roses in a vase in front of it

“can I Watch?”

you nod, and he lays his head on your shoulder as you start to sketch.

“your art is so pretty… I’ll never understand how you do it so well…” he mumbled as Rosseland hops into his lap. and just nuzzles against him a lot.

“I think rosseland agrees as well” he smiles. Looking up to see you for a bit

“still speechless Mon ange?” He chuckled, wrapping an arm around your waist.

“I love you”

A/B: aaaaand that’s a wrap. I might draw this honestly HAHAHAHAH sorry it’s kinda short, I just kinda did whatever here. Also sorry if the French terms of endearments are wrong, I just searched it up. Anyways mon Ange is my Angel :>>> I had fun writing this WAAH I love Lyney so much (this is my second lyney post of the day…) btw, good luck on your art journey !!

btw… my Masterlist issue isn’t fixed yet, if anyone can comment how to fix it that would be a great help, thank you !! (And also comments to improve are also appreciated, anything about capitalization and grammar and stuff I know, I’m writing for fun so I don’t pay much attention to that HAHHAHA)

[boysluts]

Sanji is quite the talker, isn't he?

..intentional, or not, you can't help but find how amusing it is overhearing him rant about how perfect women are.

Amusing as it is, it makes you wonder if he'd be into a boy, A boy like you anyway.. Unlike sanji you're not very talkative you're rather shy around most, you're excellent in battle, of course

You're extremely knowledgeable like Robin too, so.. that's cool..you guess..

You're also a very talented dancer, if you don't say so yourself!

All these things you may be, but none of them are what you're wanting to be.

It's stupid, and hopeless you think.

Is there any reason you should be chasing a man that is most definitely straight? What will you benefit from loitering around and getting your heart broken?

What the fuck. Love is so hard, it's so confusing, it's annoying.

It's pointless, he doesn't know you, you'd be surprised if he'd know your favourite colour.

Which would be a shocker anyway, seeing as he has no need to study you as you do him.

Fuck him.

Fuck his adoring personality.

Fuck his godforsaken body.

Fuck his pretty face.

..You'd definitely fuck him...

Sometimes you wonder how much of a manic idiot you look to robin, groping your hair out of your skull and silent screaming..probably RIDICULOUS.

Vinsmoke Sanji, Fuck you. Stupid lover boy.

....

What you don't know, or notice because your a hopeless romantic, is that Sanji is often times watching over you.

Any sudden movement you make his eyes follow

..just..to....make sure you don't hurt yourself! Because why else would he be staring at you? Hahahahah.. he doesn't swing that way..

He doesn't swing that way, but he does as a matter of fact know your favourite colour.

He doesn't swing that way, but he adores the pink tint that appears on your cheeks when he slings his arm over your shoulder.. or looks into your eyes while he expresses his interest in a new recipe he's found..

He doesn't swing that way, but, why can't he stop thinking of you?

He doesn't swing that way, but why can't he fight the fact he DOES want you? And not just in a friend's way..

Vinsmoke Sanji that stupid lover boy, He doesn't swing that way, but he would definitely fuck you too.

☆

I'm sorry this is like.. so dookie, but I'm so bored & no one really requests anything so I've just gotta scorch things up from somewhere.. over the rainbow! I'm glad people actually come to enjoy the few things I've posted . . . And y'all shouldn't be afraid of requesting things.. though, I do understand, I don't even post allat much (I NEED IDEAS PLEASE FEED ME 🙁🙁)

Anyway! Have a good day, evening afternoon or night wherever you are! — and thank you from stumbling across this blog ♡

[crazystargirl]

instagram posts ft. @jackchampion & @y/n_l/n pt. 4 ♥︎

pairing ♥︎ - jack champion x fem!reader, jack champion x actress!reader

a/n ♥︎ - hahahahah im having writers block again so heres pt 4 of the instagram posts since i missed making these. also cass bby ty for choosing for me which thing to work on

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y/n_l/n yay finally summer aka vacation time !!!

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jennaortega why wasn't i invited?

| devynnekoda ^^

| y/n_l/n bc im too broke to take both of yall 😭

jackchampion where to?

| y/n_l/n ykyk 🤭

user828 gahhhh i wanna go on vacation now

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jackchampion just flew in! can't wait for the stuff planned!!

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user372 jack we love you but what is that caption lmao

| y/n_l/n HELP THATS WHAT IM SAYING

| jackchampion im not changing it 😒

baileybass hope you two have fun!!!

| user402 so like im not going blind and seeing that she wrote two right?

| user914 BAILEY EXPLAIN

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y/n_l/n beach day!!!

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devynnekoda still waiting for you to come and take me

| y/n_l/n im sorry babe 😫

| jackchampion nonononoooo focus on me 😭

| y/n_l/n im not going anywhere 🤭

| user929 👀

user557 @y/n_l/n who drove?

| y/n_l/n that's a secret 🤭

| user391 HELP IT WAS PROBABLY JACK

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jackchampion she called me a dork 😭

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jamieflatters thats cause you are

| baileybass jamie that's not very nice

| jackchampion yeah jamie 😒

user810 she???

user362 who called you that jack?

| user618 im willing to bet it was y/n

| user572 didn't she also go to the beach?

| user838 yeah i think theyre there together

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jackchampion she's a little silly

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y/n_l/n he sucks at this 😒

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masonthegooding i warned you

| devynnekoda this is why you should've taken me

| y/n_l/n yeah im starting to regret taking him

| jackchampion gaspspspsppsps how could u?!

| y/n_l/n noooo im sorry i still love you!

user137 *gasps* i knew it she went with jack

user879 all jack and y/n shippers have assembled

user518 i want what they have 😭

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y/n_l/n smallish photo dump from vacation :))

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masonthegooding now we shall wait for all the comments

| y/n_l/n get off my post, you cant stay here if you don't like it

| masonthegooding ok ok i liked it

user356 hold up did everyone else see the last photo?!?

user720 ship 

user619 i mean we already knew that they went together but like the third photo?? forget the last one but why are they holding hands 🫢

| user518 exactly!!! i'm pretty sure they're dating at this point

| masonthegooding same 🤭

| user413 hold up is mason confirming???

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jackchampion cats out of the bag so i guess i can confirm that me and y/n went on vacation together 

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y/n_l/n i hope you were planning on giving credits for the last photo 😒

| jackchampion sorry im not :)

| y/n_l/n blocked

| jackchampion wait nooooo im sorry!!! last photo credit: y/n

| y/n_l/n ok ur forgiven :))

user533 stop theyre literally dating at this point

user163 my parents :000

user981 STOP THEYRE LITERALLY DATING

| user642 no fr tho!

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y/nchampion my parents ??? 🫢🤨

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user729 STOP THEYRE SO CUTE

user126 omg theyre literally datinguser525 nah after they announced they went on vaca together and jack posted that photo of y/n they cant deny the dating allegations

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[mikasleaf]

fellow leorai shipper here - i hope ppl being weird about you shipping this doesn't get to you, i swear ppl at the time the show aired understood the ship better and now people getting into it are just 'ew incest' when it's perfectly fine not to read them that way (but they can still be a bit toxic as a ship, as a treat hehe)

I lost like 5 followers immediately after posting that on Instagram(I don't have many followers so it was pretty noticeable)

It does get me a little,not about people throwing hate at me, but just kinda the attitude of people

You'd think in a fandom like ours people would be more open minded 😅

And I don't mean like accepting of incest (I don't consider leorai incest by any means, the turtles Don't have splinter DNA and weren't raised along side karai so that doesn't make her their adoptive sister either)

But in the sense that the idea of "I don't like what this person likes so I don't want to even see or hear from them or know they exist ever"

I don't know I just find that kinda sad ya know?

But I well nothing I can do except not replicate the same behavior, at the end of the day I'm just a dum-dum who wants everyone to love and respect each other and be friends despite their different tastes and opinions 😅

Hahahahah sorry for the long winded answer, guess I kinda vented(?

Thanks for ask 💕💕💕💕

[honelle56]

unfiltered thoughts on ttpd

I just finished my first listen of TTPD so below you can find my first thoughts on each song as I listened at 6 in the morning (I need sleep so bad lmao)

1. Fortnight

AAAAHHH I AM LISTENING!!!!! This has such Lana vibes omg!

Who do we wanna murder now??

I love you it's ruining my life :(

IS THIS ABOUT MATTY???????????

Is Post Malone getting the female singer treatment hahahahah

oh okay there he is!!

Florida mention!!!!!

2. The Tortured Poets Department

Woah I like this beat!!!

No-fucking-body!!!!

Dream mention????? (golden retriever)

This is so pretty

Wait is this about Travis??? I am so confused. Please tell me this isn't about Matty too

Oh the wedding mention

3. My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys

Put me back on the shelf :(

Love the melodies

THE OUTRE THE OUTRO LOVE THISSSS

WHY IS THIS SO SAD FUCK ME

4. Down Bad

I can't do this IT IS SO SAD

"Fuck it if I can't have him"

hahaha

Is this another Matty track........ I can't do this

So fuck you if I can't have us :((((

5. So Long, London

Are we in a church

Jesus fuck why is this so sad

this is so beautiful

I am crying

I sent my full reaction to this song to @bluishfrog and it's basically just me looking at the lyrics while crying lmfao

6. But Daddy I Love Him

This one is about Matty again huh

I need a dictionary

I fuck with this song so bad

7. Fresh Out The Slammer

my first word was "Woah"

Back to cheating

"Years of labor, locks and ceilings In the shade of how he was feeling"

Outch

Oh god this one is hard - this sounds like end of relationship stuff

"Watched me daily disappearing For just one glimpse of his smile"

:((((

So many outros, I really fuck with this

Imaginary rings what if I go die

8. Florida!!!

she cheated too????

omg an actual feature with a female artist!!! We love!!!

I did not think this song would be about murder and drugs lmfao

Sorry I got lost in the dnf-isms, loved the song

9. Guilty as Sin?

I will have to come back to this, I am so tired I just completely zoned out xD

Love the vibes tho

It's a bop ngl

10. Who's Afraid of Little Old Me

Oh I will love this

FUCK IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL

THE CHORUS WOW WOW WOW

THIS IS SO GOOD

This is so my favourite so far

Okay so we are in an asylum lmao

"Put narcotics into all of my songs And that's why you're still singing along"

this is genius

THIS SONG IS AWESOME

11. I Can Fix Him

love the vibes

god her lower register help me

THE ENDING I AM CACKLING THIS IS SONGWRITING PERFECTION (also thanks Taylor for coming to your senses lmfao)

12. loml

this sounds sad..............

Every mention of getting married makes we want to committ

Never quite married FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM

I don't wanna do this anymore

"And all at once, the ink bleeds"

all the songs they wrote together I am...... not fine

"You shit-talked me under the table Talking rings and talking cradles I wish I could unrecall How we almost had it all"

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

this bridge broke me

the loss of my life I-

13. I Can Do It With a Broken Heart

What a bleachers sounding song

okay so this is definitely what we thought it would be about

"Lights, camera, bitch, smile Even when you wanna die"

you go girl

A BOP

i am crying and dancing in my bed

"He said he'd love me for all time But that time was quite short"

FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM

okay time to dance again

"I'm so depressed, I act like it's my birthday every day"

she's so silly

the ad-libs I love her so much

14. The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

not the breath - i wanted to keep dancing :(

"And I don't even want you back, I just want to know If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal"

ughhhhhh

the lower register hitting again

BRIDGE BRIDGE BRIDGE AND WHAT A BRIDGE

oh she is angry agnry

"I would've died for your sins Instead I just died inside"

WHY WHY WHY

FUCK HIM FUCK HIM FUCK HIM

15. The Alchemy

I zoned again lmao

IS THIS ABOUT TRAVIS??????

WHO CHEERED

love this for her

16. Clara Bow

"You look like Taylor Swift In this light, we're loving it You've got edge, she never did The future's bright, dazzling"

oh how I love this, she is such a genius

[borathae]

my mouse glitched and posted so

“W-what makes you think that I want to partake in such craze? GURL HE CAN SMELL U

“Please join us, I miss you so much”, Jungkook HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SDAY NO TO OUR POOKIE

it wasn’t the prettiest matching set, but at least it was matching. girlie got that yn luck, i wear cat paw underwear so 😭

Your poor human knees would not survive this, that much is sure. mood, gasolina and g6 ruined my knees since 10

He is fully clothed, while you are barely covered. and im melting like 1hr butter video

“Mhhm, I did too”, Yoongi rasps DID THAT MF READ OUR MIND RAAAAH

he has already ripped them off your body, “fucking shit.” BITCH AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR NO PANTIES AND ROUGH PANTS WHILE GOING HOME??? UGH

this is all too hot this is illegal nuh uh this is smut overdoes goddamnit kook all tied up and whining WHINING FUCK and yoongi is just casually devouring us like lunch

“Behave Jeon Jungkook before I stuff your mouth” im threatened across screen and my ovaries just exploded

“Jesus fucking christ” WHERE? (sorry i had to)

“It’s ironic isn’t it? Saying something like this in an once holy place when an unholy monster such as myself eats your sweet, little pussy” filosafical, namjoon im the man too

FUCK THE LONG TONGUE SHUT UP AND ORGASM DENIAL *soul leaves body

Share your desires with us PROFESSOR YOONGI EVERYONE 😭

“Are you close princess? Mhm, do you want to cum with my fingers buried inside of you while Jungkook is watching? im bald as we are speaking

FUCK HE IS REALLY RUINING HER AND THE BEGGING GOSH MY FLABBERS ARE GASTED

she is so warm, I’m going crazy.” same here my mind is fried from how hot this is

“W-what do you m-mean?” Jungkook stutters shyly, “do you not like it?”FUCK I WANNA BE MEAN AND TEASE HIS ASS A LITTLE MORE AAAH

“That was perfect, princess. I knew you had a sadistic side to you” *nods proudly

As Taehyung’s name fell off of Yoongi’s tongue all you could think about was how he would look like under you, tied up and cock leaking.  DONT BEND THAT FIRST NO SERGENT NO WE WONT FALL THAT FAST

oc getting railed:

Min Yoongi is actually playing the organ while you and Jungkook are out to ruin each other. wow how romantic

You fucking bitch, you goddamn fucking bitch. Fuck, I love being with you”, WHY IS THIS SO HOT WTF

Because you are pretty sure it should be humanly impossible to convulse to the point of peeing yourself. It runs down all over Jungkook’s thighs and stomach, hot and golden. HOLY FUCK GOODBYE MY SANITY IS GONE YEEET BITCH

I almost killed her, I-I wanted to”, Jungkook chokes out, soaking Yoongi’s shirt with his tears. oh no baby

You may see yourself as a monster, but I don’t” 😭😭 i cant

“I see you as Jeon Jungkook, the handsome, sweet guy who is terribly shy, but who also just fucked my brains out with his massive cock like there is no tomorrow. So, hot damn they are so cute bye im going to cry

“Y-you think I’m handsome?”  he only heard that, priorites fr 😔✊🏻

i have never been into church, only seen it on tv and the description of the things was simple and easy to imagine

also im so excited to see the character arcs and relationships of yoongi, oc, kook

my mouse glitched and posted so

honestly iconic hahahahah

“W-what makes you think that I want to partake in such craze? GURL HE CAN SMELL U

jfajsdf she ain't slick (secretive) cause she is slick (wet)

“Please join us, I miss you so much”, Jungkook HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SDAY NO TO OUR POOKIE

NO BUT ANYTHING YOU WANT MY BIG BROWN EYED CUTIE

it wasn’t the prettiest matching set, but at least it was matching. girlie got that yn luck, i wear cat paw underwear so 😭

me fr except that I don't wear bras so I'd be already tits out in this situation which sounds like a nightmare to me cause 🤓I have issues with my naked body🤓

“Mhhm, I did too”, Yoongi rasps DID THAT MF READ OUR MIND RAAAAH

INDEED HE DID BFADBFBA BARK BARK

he has already ripped them off your body, “fucking shit.” BITCH AM I SUPPOSED TO WEAR NO PANTIES AND ROUGH PANTS WHILE GOING HOME??? UGH

LMAOAO 0/10 would not recommend

this is all too hot this is illegal nuh uh this is smut overdoes goddamnit kook all tied up and whining WHINING FUCK and yoongi is just casually devouring us like lunch

jafjdsfjsa honestly I love this reaction 👀

“Behave Jeon Jungkook before I stuff your mouth” im threatened across screen and my ovaries just exploded

I WANT HIM

FUCK THE LONG TONGUE SHUT UP AND ORGASM DENIAL *soul leaves body

WOOF WOOF

“W-what do you m-mean?” Jungkook stutters shyly, “do you not like it?”FUCK I WANNA BE MEAN AND TEASE HIS ASS A LITTLE MORE AAAH

NO PLEASE HE IS JUST A CUTIE :(

You fucking bitch, you goddamn fucking bitch. Fuck, I love being with you”, WHY IS THIS SO HOT WTF

NO BUT IT IS SO HOT FUCKKCKCKCKCKKCK I NEED THIS KINDA SEX PLEASE FCKADKF

You may see yourself as a monster, but I don’t” 😭😭 i cant

they're in love :((

“I see you as Jeon Jungkook, the handsome, sweet guy who is terribly shy, but who also just fucked my brains out with his massive cock like there is no tomorrow. So, hot damn they are so cute bye im going to cry

like it's all about THEM

“Y-you think I’m handsome?”  he only heard that, priorites fr 😔✊🏻

YES THIS :( GOSH HE IS SO SWEET :(

i have never been into church, only seen it on tv and the description of the things was simple and easy to imagine

okay I LOVE THIS <3 I'm happy you could imagine it so well heheh <3

also im so excited to see the character arcs and relationships of yoongi, oc, kook

YES ME TOO!!! GAAAH!!!

[operation-penguin]

ok ive never done this befroe and dont even know if these are hot takes but anyways ALSO IM SORRY I SAY LIKE ALOT

i feel like alot of the girl ahkj villains all have something to do w being married if u get me and idk i just dont like it 😭

uncle king julien is literally so funny and nobody talks about it also kjs parents were obviously horribke but i love them like theyre so good in the night creature not realising uncle king julien would not be good as king

KING JULIEN AND CLOVER SHOULD NOT BE SHIPPEDD RAHH❌❌❌

uncle king juliens feet are gorg morts just a hater😒😒

MAURICE LORE IS SO IGNORED LIKE THE FUNNY MADAGASCAR GUY WAS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE THROWN INTO A VOLCANO AS A BABY FOR LIVING BELLS AND THESE LIVING BELLS TURN OUT TO BE SNAILS HIDING FROM FRNECH PEOPEL AND IVE SEEN LIKE 2 POEPLE TALK ABOUT IT

ok thats it im so bad at unpopular opinions

also idk how to make this anonymous so

Yea ur right about the girls, tbh the way women in the whole franchise are treated just like romance objects for the male characters :/// even clover, although I do think she's treated the best. Still, her arc is concluded with her marrying sage....

UKJ IS MY FAVORITE I WANT HIM BEATEN AND BRUISED, BLEEDING OUT ONTO PAVEMENT!!!!! Him and Zora SHOULD NOT HAVE GOTTEN TOGETHER!!!!!!!! THAT WASN'T A REDEMPTION ARC. He's still evil, he still wants his nephew DEAD. Also he's one of the only characters in the show to use the word "sexy". (This is shameless self promo for my fic<3)

I'm pretty neutral on shipping tbh, I don't really care?? But I definitely don't ship them, they are friends <3

Mort has standards, my husband has never done anything wrong shut up.

MAURICE LORE IS WILD!!!! Idk why he's not more popular??? Only love for Maurice on this blog :]

Also I may have anon asks turned off??? Oops O_o sorry if you get the FBI sent to your house over this. Btw don't apologize about writing a lot, have you seen my posts talking about mort HAHAHAHAH-

[wolfiemcwolferson]

For a prompt. Carlos coming out to Lando as nonbinary and being accepted (maybe Lando's already out?) and happy crying.

Hi friend,

As I said, I wrote my own coming out and had to backtrack hahahahah.

Carlando - NB character - as I said yesterday, if trans things bother you, kindly fuck off. Carlos is going through it so there's a little bit of a clunky thought process in parts of this while he's trying to make it all make sense in his head.

It stays in the back of Carlos' head for weeks after he reads that article Lando sent him.

He hadn't understood really when Lando called him from the other side of the world to say that Ruth - someone they were going to be meeting up with in just a few weeks at that resort - had come out as trans and asked Lando to ease that with his friends and -

"People feel that strongly about their -" Carlos had paused, looking for a word, and Lando had cut him off uncharacteristically cold for Carlos, especially when Carlos frequently paused like that to find an English word.

"Listen, mate." Lando had bit out the word mate. "If you can't be cool about it, stay home, alright. I'll send you this blog post, so think about it." And then he had hung up.

A link to a blog had come through to him via WhatsApp and then there had been nothing between them since.

Lando because he thought Carlos was -

And Carlos because...Carlos had read it that night while he stood in the shower and had been thinking of nothing else since.

He assumed everyone felt disconnected from their...gender? Sex? Whatever they were. Whatever he was.

He assumed that everyone sometimes felt as though they were just a person and not a man or a woman.

But, what he's finding from the long dive on this blog, is that...he isn't the normal one. That people do in fact have a strong sense of self and - gender. People have a strong sense of gender.

He doesn't have one. He thought...he thought everyone felt the way he does and he doesn't understand anything anymore.

He locks his phone, placing it beside him on the bed and he itches to call Lando and...Lando would know what to say to him, but he rolls over and out of bed before pulling on a pair of running shorts.

He can try and get his mind right that way at least.

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Lando calls him the next day from Carlos' driveway.

This isn't unusual considering that whatever they're doing with each other that has no name means Lando is comfortable in Carlos' space, but what's unusual is that they haven't spoken in too long so when Carlos swings the door open, he holds himself away from Lando, clinging to the door.

Lando looks pinched and sleep deprived and Carlos tries to remember where he was...Dubai maybe?

"Can I come in, mate?"

It bristles on all of Carlos' exposed spots - on everywhere he's tried to prod out answers from underneath his skin - and it must show on his face because Lando goes soft in an instant.

"Carlos," he whispers, letting his bag drop from his shoulder and stepping through the door. "I -" he swallows and Carlos tracks every movement as Lando wraps a hand around Carlos' wrist. "I'm sorry, okay? I know you're not -"

Carlos knows this word in English because he's spent the last two weeks reading and reading and reading. "Transphobic."

Lando nods, looking guilty. "Transphobic, yeah. I know you're not-"

Suddenly, this conversation is not something that Carlos can be having so he smiles at Lando - a bit crooked and a little fake, leaning down to kiss him quickly. "Are you hungry?"

It's a redirection and they both know it.

Lando gives an equally fake smile and nods before backtracking for his bags.

Carlos can stuff this down. He can not think about this until later. Maybe never.

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The problem is...Carlos can't stop reading that stupid blog.

He's not...he's not a girl. He's pretty sure about that. But he's not quite sure he's a boy either? And a guest writer who is nonbinary writes a piece that seems to be ripped directly from Carlos' thoughts and he...he leaves it open in his phone browser, buried between a couple of tabs about coding that he uses when the software people at Ferrari start speaking in words that he doesn't understand.

And he pulls it up...a lot.

He reads it when he should be stretching for quali and he reads it when he's on the plane with Charles and he reads it when Lando is across from him on the couch, wailing about how Carlos doesn't pay him any attention and one night he's reading it when Lando calls for him from the kitchen and he carries his phone with him, setting it on the edge of the counter as he saves their dinner from going up in flames.

Lando is laughing and he picks up Carlos' phone - probably to take a picture because that's what he does - but then he must see what Carlos has open and he sets it down again, quickly.

"You -" Lando closes his eyes. "You're still reading up about -"

Carlos should say yes, but instead he crumples. Chin to his chest and shoulders next to his ears and arms wrapped around himself and -

"Hey." Lando says with force, clicking off the burner and shuffling Carlos away to the opposite counter, "What's happened?"

Carlos wishes he could open his brain and just let Lando see the mess he's created over the last three months. Just see the way he can't name anything anymore. How every time they're in bed, Carlos is more aware of his body than he ever has in his life and how when Lando talks about how masculine Carlos looks in that last photoshoot, Carlos feels like he's an imposter and how he just wants Lando to see him somehow and understand that Carlos is -

Lando wraps his arms around Carlos - tight tight - and speaks into Carlos' hair. "Does is have to do with that blog?"

Carlos nods, tucking his face further into Lando's neck.

"Are you -" Lando stops and breathes. "Are you feeling like...you're struggling with gender?"

Carlos hasn't said it out loud or really even said the words to himself so he tucks his face down into Lando's neck harder, pressing hard.

Lando cradles the back of his head with one hand and tilts his face up with the other. "You know that I -" Lando starts to say before stopping. "Carlos, anyone you are to me is who I want."

Carlos squeezes his eyes shut because he's overwhelmed and sometimes it's easier to say things when it's in the dark and he doesn't really want to see Lando's expression when he -

"I think I might be what they say in the blog." Carlos takes a deep breath. "Nonbinary."

It's silent and still and he's afraid that Lando is going to go. This is still an undefined thing after all and he probably doesn't want this complication when he could -

"My partner," Lando whispers before putting a hand on Carlos' cheek. "I will just call you my partner while we figure it out."

Carlos does cry now.

Big tears that splash onto his shirt and that Lando tries to wipe away with his shaking fingers because Carlos feels seen and understood even when...even when Carlos doesn't understand.

"Thank you for telling me that." Lando says even though Carlos didn't tell him anything. "Whoever you are is safe with me."

[natashasbitxh]

I will watch sword af, but first I'm watching all the video I can find with them on it. And yes it was flipping the chicken video, they were so good in that video.

Yes!!! Love is blind video I feel like changed everything (also I do wonder if when they were playing they choose their own answers or what they thought the characters will choose) 'cause even Shayne said: “I feel like I'm the only straight guy and I'm not even matching with anyone”. It really really was so dramatic when he rejected Court character and said he matched with someone else.

I do feel like they would have won if Shayne wasn't trying to think what Chance was choosing in the answers, maybe if he choose his own things it would have been different.

I adore the teletubbies reunion, lala character...that really is a character right there hahahahah.

The lives, you can't hide in there 'cause it's happening and they just have to be themselves and I'm trying to read their minds hahahahaha.

I really appreciate everytime Chance just makes Shayne shy, it's my new favorite thing. Also I'm glad I'm not alone on rewatching videos.

(I will send more thoughts in a moment)

And by playlist yes I mean songs!

Ah, can't wait for ur journey!

Idk, I do feel that all of them were playing characters but simultaneously I feel their answers were just them? The answers ppl picked matched and they made like (kinda) personal comments abt it. And Shayne was 100% choosing answers for himself. I will never forget that proposal INSANE!! SHAYNE DID SO MUCH IN THAT MOMENT!! But also, without Shayne rejecting Courtney we mightve not gotten the moment that is the Courtrasha proposal which is hilarious.

yh! Didn't he make a comment similar to "I think I know what you'll pick"? Idk, but they were pretty close to winning!

the teletubbies reunion with all the voices...I reference it all the time to blank faces, like a little treat just for me

Yh, in the lives its just them chilling! No characters! And the streams r always so cozy!

I feel like Chanse loves to make Shayne shy, idk

I just made a post with my playlist, here you go!

[kar1nsworldx]

SPIDERBOYS - J.G x J.A

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a love story between two boys 🫶

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info; (once again :D) its an social media au fic between the city boys 🫶 in this fic the main ship is julián and jack (also just ingeneral info in my fics my ships change soo yeah)

requested; nope - but send me requests! i write for anyone and everyone 📝

note; hope you all enjoy 🫶🧸 also for the sake of the story Julián is really good at English and Jack is a bit younger, lets say 25 - just so you all know :) also sorry for not posting, i havent had alot of motivation 😭😭 also it isnt proof read so sorry for the mistakes xxx

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jackgrealish; stunning 🫶

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philfoden: how do you always get pretty pictures and I dont 😒 ^jackgrealish: idk but that sounds like a you problem ^rubendias: 🤣🤣🤣 ^philfoden: oh piss off

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jackgrealish; im actually asking someone to help rn 😭😭😭 gonna go kms 🔜

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johnstonesofficial: HAHAHAHA HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT ^jackgrealish: IDK COME HELP ME ^johnstonesofficial: no ❤️‍🩹 ^jackgrealish: oh fuck yourself

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juliaanalvarez: jack are you okay? I can come help if you want too ^jackgrealish: JULI YES PLEASE ILL DO WHATEVER JUST PLEASE COME ^juliaanalvarez: coming! ^jackgrealish: my lord and saviour 😭❤️‍🩹

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rubendias: HAHAHAHAH

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philfoden: you see this never happened to me, this seems like a YOU problem ^jackgrealish: o fuck off phil

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kevindebruyne: how? thats all i need to know, how? ^jackgrealish: i got no idea 😭

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A light knocking sound could be heard at Jacks front door. Quickly getting up, Jack sprinted to open it. "Julián!" Jack exclaimed, lighting up once seeing the Argentinian. "Hola Jack." the younger replied with a smile. "What did you do?" he asked the English man with an amused smile. "I got no idea mate. The thing just exploded all of a sudden." the older explained, while leading Julián to his mess of a kitchen. "Ay dios mío!" the younger excliamed.

A big part of Jacks kitchen was covored in coffee. The Argentinian could see napkins and towels everywhere as well. There was one thing that startled him. Why is there a bloody towel next to the sink..?

"Jack.. why is there a bloody towel next to the sink?" the younger asked Jack with worry. "Uh.." Jack stuttered. "When the thing exploded I tried to clean it up. I didn't notice one of the mixers blades flew out as well so I cut my leg by accident." he explained quietly, embarrassd. While explaining, his cheeks flushed and he got quiet as well.

Looking down, Julián saw a porly wrapped towel around Jacks leg that was turning even more red by the minute. How did he not notice that? "¡Dios mío, Jack! ¡¿Estás bien?!" the younger exclaimed in Spanish. "¡Siéntate ahora!" Julián instructed him, pulling him down to sit oh a dinning room chair. "Oh mi Jack.. Dose it hurt?" he asked the older.

"No no, its fine dont worry! Please lets just clean this up so I dont have to waiste your time even more." Jack said ashamed, trying to get up. Julián immedietely pushed him back down, looking at him with concern. Whats up with him..? "Jack, hey, its okay.." the Argentinian whispered to him. "You're not wasting my time, okay? Let's clean you up first, and make sure this dosen't get infected. La cocina puede esperar." Julián told him. "Do we got a deal?" he asked Jack. "Yeah.."

"Excelente." the younger said, clasping his hands togethet. "Wheres your First Aid Kit? If you have one." he asked Jack. "Its in the bathroom under the sink. You just go down this hallway, and the second door to the left is the bathroom." Jack explained to him, pointing to the bathroom. Julián nodded before leaving the older for a few moments. Taking the First Aid Kit, he quickly came back. Opening it, he found all the supplies he needed. Taking a clean towel he put in under some water before cleaning the blood around Jacks wound. "Sorry, but It'll sting." Julián informed him. Jack just nodded not responding. He was clutching the chairs sides, waiting for this hell to be over. During the whole process, the only thing that could be heard was Juliáns soft whispers and a few hisses here and there from Jack.

"All done." Julián whispered, tapping Jacks leg before getting up. He quickly put the First Aid Kit back into the bathroom, before coming into the dinning room once more. "Let's get you to the couch. You'll be more comfortable."

"No no it's fine. Besides, I gotta clean up my mess." Jack said, shaking his head. Julián sighed, before looking at Jack dead in the eyes with the most serious look he could muster. "Escucha aquí tu" he said, pooking at Jacks chest "you will get your ass on that couch with my help, and I'll clean that up" he said mentioning to the kitchen "in the mean time, you'll be good and stay on the couch. And no you will not help me. Okay?"

Before Jack got the chance to protest, a finger was on his mouth, shushing him. "Shh.."

"C'mon, up on your good leg." Julián said, tapping his right leg. The older just sighed, before letting Julián pull him up. The two wobled to the couch and Julián carefully put Jack on his couch. After the Argentinian made sure that Jack was okay and comfortable he quickly cleaned up the mess. The whole cleaning didnt take to long, 10ish or 15ish minutes in whole. Coming back to the living room the younger saw the Englishman with half-opened eyes, watching TV. "Hey.." he whispered to him. Looking up, Jack saw the Argentinian looking at him with a soft smile. "Hey.." he responded sitting up. He mentioned to Julián to sit next to him, which the younger did.

"Thanks for uh..h-helping me." Jack thanked the youger with a shaky voice, not daring to make eye contact with Julián. Julián smiled at him softly, tapping Jacks good leg in responce. "Not a problem Jack. If you ever need help, just call, I'd probally be free and you woudnt be burdening me." he informed the older. The two continued to sit in silence before Jack huffed oud and sunk even deeper into the couch. "You want takeout? And to stay over? Its late and Im hungry as a wolf." Jack asked Julián. "Sí. What do you want to eat?"

"Uuf.." Jack huffed out once more. "Chinese?" he asked him with a puppy dog look. Julián smiled at him, finding Jacks face absolutely adorable. "Sí claro sol, I'll order it." the Argentinian agreed, sliping in the nickname into the sentance with a blush. Jack just smiled brightly at him, before giving Julián the money to pay, not letting the younger protest.

After their food arived the two City players continued to talk and watch crappy TV shows until late at night, and if they ended up cuddeling and falling asleep in eachothers arms well, it was no ones buisness but theirs.

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mancity; The boys! 👊

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ussreu: CITEEH

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useruxu: jack and juli ❤️‍🩹

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jackgrealish; tonight was special

LOCATION; Ramseys Resturant

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philfoden: awee is jacky in love? ^jackgrealish: oh phil piss of mate

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kevindebruyne: did you atleast pay for the poor man? 😂😅 ^jackgrealish: yes kevin as a matter of fact I did, and I even asked him out ^kevindebruyne: I tought you well, now be with him ^uxsxexr: ITS A GUY 👀👀👀👀

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useruo: IS THAT A GUY JACK???

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johnstonesofficial: 😏😏😏 ^jackgrealish: oh ffs john stop 😭

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kylewalker2: was it any good? ^jackgrealish: sí sí, fue perfecto ^kylewalker2: jack i cant understand ur boys language, speak english will ya ^jackgrealish: no no hoy 😌 ^kylewalker: julián has changed you i swear 😭

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"Gracias por esta noche.." Julián mummbled as he pulled Jack closer to him. The two were in Jacks bed, cuddeling. "Your welcome." Jack replied as he put his head into the crock of Juliáns neck. The Argentinian kissed his hair before sighing, consent. "Te amo.." he whispered to the English man. At that, Jack froze which made the younger nervous.

"You love me?" he asked Julián, looking at him with wide eyes. "Sí." Julián replied nervously. What if I said it to early, what if.. His train of toughts ended soon as Jack kissed him passionately on the lips. Julián smiled into the kiss, before kissing him back.

The two made out for a few minutes before they both pulled away, out of breath. "I love you too.." Jack whispered back nervously, with a shy smile. Julián kissed him on the nose which made Jack blush RED and Julián laugh out loud. "Oy dont laugh.." the older laughed, hiding once more in the crock of the youngers neck. "Sorry, sorry." Julián apoligized with a smile, calming down. He hugged Jack close, and the two fell asleep like that, happy and together.

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jackgrealish; te amo ❤️‍🩹 last night was fun

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juliaanalvarez; anoche fue genial

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STAR TREK: DISCOVERY | S1E4 "The Butcher's Knife Cares Not for the Lamb's Cry"

[I will react to each episode individually and in full, raw reception and then post as is unrevised here onto my tumblr for the full span of every and all NuTrek episodes and series that have been and will be released. If this falls under your field of interest - I welcome your company in joining me. Enjoy the ride.] -------

these effects are so pretty whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa i love how that was a nanoscopic view on replication omlll what a wonderful uniform give it. to me. ugh i love this interiour hi saru man i cant wait for burnham to NOT be ostracised like this THREAD GANGLIA HMMM?? what. does he give himself away. when hes nervous. i love this screen. lorca youre a fun man huh. OOO WHAT IS THAT SPIDER HEAD WHO IS THATT i like his spider face oo how the lights just come on like this reminds me of the incredibles guess they have to save power SOMEhow. ugh these internals are so nice so spiffy

yeah i like the older bat'leth more right, his pet. lorca, the shroom man. yes a man with a name like lorca would indeed have em. war specialist hmm ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this INTROOOOO I CANT GET OVER ITTTTT now but like yall seriously to see a queen so crowned at long last - do you UNDERSTAND??? HOW THAT MAKES ME FEEL. ughhhh such a pretty introductionnnn and this music compliments so wonderfully but WAIT ALSO WHAWAIT HAHAHAHAH THOSE TSHOSE THOSE TWO SUITED GLOVED HANDS TOUCHING TOGETHER LIKE GOD AND ADAM. ARE YELLOW AND BLUE. UM UUMMMMMMMMMMM UUUUUUUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM ok ok breathe ok ok ok ok b r e a t h e . wheew ok . ok. ughhh these coloursss i really like how its all in klingon. cuz why wouldnt it. dude this fucking ROOMM theyre in is so gorgeous yeah im absolutely correct, lookin at this Xray view on the screen. fuckin space water bear THANK YOU BURNHAM YES

TARDIGRADE INDEED. fuckin galactic moss sucker. thats so intersting, to see an internal skeleton in a suped up tardigrade. you know. its funny. how nutrek starts off with what is literally my favourite animal since childhood. water bears for lyfe 👏 trek KNOWS im watching >;} hi stamets. im sorry bout your hubby :( ugh saru looks so good in any lighting. ah so lorca is "get it done" man is he ruder than "make it so" lolol ooo i like this klingon with the red stripes oh i love how convincing they make these inflections in klingon - they certainly put the care in to instil and preserve as much linguistic servicibility in their delivery - love it.

the warped DOWNwards hahah - but damn was it pretty ughhh these key shots are SOOO nice oml stamets are you ok?? ofc hes ok hes hard as steel. man im sry but watching this and seeing the tardigrade just gives me such a nostalgia wow that broken nose doc i see you talk, stamets. ugh keep elon musk out of this he didnt DO shit but be rich. "real life iron man" my ass. his ideas literally aint new. he just has the money to do stuff. ANYways. we dont give a fuck. back to what matters. IS WAIT IS THAT DID I JUST SEE CORRECTLY IS WHAT IS THAT ON THAT PLATTER ON THE TABLE WHY DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A DISSECTED TRIBBLE ? no. it better fucking not. ima kill a land orca... also this poor space bear.. alsso damn the way it just mauled the tactical officer. that sucks. but also i aint mad at the space bear for it. it just tryin to survive. UGHHHHH LOOK AT THISSSSS KLINGON IN ARMOUR UPSIDE DOWN WHY CANT WE GET A FUCKING GAME OF THIS CALIBRE STAR TREK IP PLEASE LETS GETS SOME DASTARD AAA GAMES IN THIS BITCH

man these klingon actors, i appreciate them so much to adorn this make up attire and speaking such a difficult tongue - fabulous. saru time ughh i cant wait to learn more about saru and cant wait till this animosity disa-fuckin-ppears. space bear better live after all this. it deserves that much. i hope it can have all the moss it can find. also wait are m;y eyes working is that a humanoid skeleton with a suspiciously reptilian looking skull and spikes on the back of its head. omll MY BOI IS EATIN THE SPORES?? wait MY BOI BEFRIENDING BURNHAM?? first contact lets GOOOOOOOOOOOO lower decks. hehe. ok sorry that was weird editing the outside shot of burnham talking to stamets is not aligned properly with her speech. awwwwwwwwwwwwww big baybeh so cuteeeeeeeeee i dont like the blur on the space bear among the mycelium though

awww it TALKS TO THE SHROOMS? oh my god please i love it i give it all my sentimental pets. also hey nice dragon fruit. the pale klingon has nice lashes pretteh boi whatever it is she just ate looks good ughhh these visuals outside of discovery are so nice awwww space bearrr so cuteeee UMMM THEY JUST STABBED HIS MILKERS sir they grippin his nonexistent nipples. sry but that girl screaming so mechanically was not the greatest lol also sorry but i really dont like how the shots when they zoom in from outside to into the birdge always end up blurry its hapened like 3 times now SPACE BEAR PECS ARE RED BRO STOP WHOA WHOA WHOAAAAA WHOAAAAA TH E SHIP JUST WARP ROLLED TFF whoa interstingggg i cant get mad a baby acting ofc ahhaha oml they did stab his milkers, not grab them. wtf. im so sorry. that is a waste of a padd. vengeful voq. hes not going to ally wiht the humans to reap vengence for the house of t'kuvma is he against kol.

these klingons are much more similar to the aos ones but the connection is likely not there. IS THAT A FUCKING GORN SKELETON IN THE CASE. IS IT. IS THAT WHAT MATURED GORN IN NUTREK LOOK LIKE. WHATEVER SNW'S XENOLIZARDS BECOME? they better fuckin have their dresses. aw sorry space bear. im sorry. me and you both, burnham. sylvia's delivery was a little fast on the mother joke hmm what did phllipa entrust to you. cant wait till burnham gets her starfleet badge. aw burnham SMILEE LET YOURSELF SMILEEE what is it. phillipa what is it. oml what is it. man bye mamma phillipa, ima miss you. WHAT IS IT. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the telescropeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuteee curious where nutrek will go. its got some odd goofs here and there but im not being too critical on them so much that the story is ruined - lets continue.

[the-travelling-witch]

pspspsps for that fanfic author ask meme, hows about every 10th question? :)

every tenth question, i like that idea hehe

10. have you ever written for a fandom without reading other fanfic for it?

starting off with a question to which my answer will be pretty bland because no, i don’t think so

i’ve definitely read fanfic for all the fandoms i wrote for at some point in time; maybe not always while i was writing for it but before that, sure (mostly because if i like something enough to where i‘d write for it, i‘ve definitely inhaled all forms of content about that specific thing)

20. have/would you ever rewrite a fic? if yes, would you take the original down?

i can say that i‘ve ever rewritten anything before, mostly because there’s always so many new ideas to write and i already don’t have enough time for all of those

but it’s not totally impossible i‘d ever redo a fic, even if right now nothing really comes to mind where i could significantly improve upon sth; whether i‘d take it down depends on what and how i‘d change the original

30. do you continue to write for a fandom after you’ve moved on or do you focus solely on the new one?

this question feels like a personal attack ^^;

it’s not like i drop fandoms because i know i will relapse into them at any given point in time the second i see like a fanart of my fave; it’s true though that i mostly write for whatever hyperfixation has currently taken root in my brain

(haikyuu, tokyorev fans… i haven’t forgotten, one day i will come back with new content suna is just too pretty not to)

40. do you feel like you put out enough content?

HAHAHAHAH no

i hate my output capacity sooo much, it’s unbelievable; if i could, i‘d post new stuff every week but i hardly do that; most of the time, i either don’t start because i think i won’t do well and when it’s done i don’t post because i get shy (yesterday i started writing angst and half way through the first scenario was like oh no this is weird, let’s do sth else ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ...)

sorry you guys have to wait half an eternity for mediocre content ㅠㅠ

50. has writing fanfic had a significant impact on your life? would you say it’s entirely positive?

oh yeah for sure!! i wrote before sharing it with people online but ever since posting on here, i‘ve been more dedicated to it and it has become something i look forward to

i think it’s a pretty great creative outlet, especially because my college degree is the exact opposite of creativity, and i can channel all the thoughts about my favourites into something instead of just spinning them around my head for eternity

also i‘ve made some pretty great friends along the way, some of which i talk to everyday (why are all you guys so far away though?? i can’t get on a plane just because i want to see @virtue-and-beneviolence or @watatsumiis irl ㅠㅠ)

but it’s not all positive; there are times where i feel so bad about my content that i have thought about stopping to share it and times where i can’t help but compare myself to others; i think that’s more of a personal mindset though and not something that’s necessarily a writing thing only

[fanfic author ask meme]

[throwaway-yandere]

Otome anon again ❤️ thanks for the reply! I'm quite happy about it. And yeah I'm a little late to your works bc of school so there's a bunch of works that I need to catch up on 😭 Really hoping we get a small break soon. From the looks of it, your newer works are gonna be WILD 😳 I mostly got introduced to your blog bc of your Alhaitham and Tighnari fics: Vision Qualifications and Creative Differences. I was particularly very interested in how you portrayed Tighnari in CD and adored the way reader being a writer was portrayed.

And yes! It's a game that will be downloadable and I've been learning a bit of renpy to achieve this. It's surprisingly simpler than I imagined. All the tutorials are helpful and the folks in the renpy server are very nice 👌 So far routes aren't 100% finalised but I will say that there ARE secret routes that you can unlock if you choose the right options 🤭

I'm thinking of trying to make a survey to decide some routes but I'm not overly sure what to put on it.

Thanks for all the support!!

"your newer works are gonna be WILD 😳"

??? wdym, after the last 4 fics ive written im being incredibly merciful rn in the secret pen pal event lol.

I mostly got introduced to your blog bc of your Alhaitham and Tighnari fics: Vision Qualifications and Creative Differences. I was particularly very interested in how you portrayed Tighnari in CD and adored the way reader being a writer was portrayed.

you guys are free to hate me for this: but those two fics are my least liked fics i've written hAHAHAHAH. not enough spice for me. not enough violence or dubious "food". i still question why people wanted part 2 on that tighnari fic when for me it was the blandest story i've written i am SORRY it just IS for me ya know what I mean it's just BLAND NO SPICES NO FLAVOR- i wrote about cannibalism, a dragon diety!reader, and a bunch of weird things, my small brain does not calculate why these two has more attention than the ones I actually use my brain for hAHHAHAHAHA- (like seriously, both those fics had little research whatsoever while I'm pulling out sht like Japanese & Filipino mythology, KPop culture, and fricking Abraham Lincoln's biography (no joke.) on other fics hjdasjas)

All the tutorials are helpful

my dumbass who spent hours tryna figure out how to remove the dialogue box for a CG scene: haha yeah g-good for you...

I'm thinking of trying to make a survey to decide some routes but I'm not overly sure what to put on it.

as a dain simp you know who i'd vote for so if you don't want a biased poll don't let me find that survey hAHAHAHAH

considering that you like otome games, I'm recommending this one: "I Got Reincarnated As A Server NPC In An Otome Game But A Capture Target Won’t Leave Me Alone". Don't be discouraged by that title, it's not a comedy LN at all. It contains violence and a mentally deranged cold duke of the south diluc lol. my fave blorbo.

O Capo! My Capo! can be a pretty grim series considering how I was inspired to write it because of a bad ending in an otome game fandisc. There are major character deaths (and it's 100% the readers' fault when an LI dies because of votes), mentions of drug abuse, etc. But if you like Piofiore perhaps you'd appreciate it too. Capo!reader is basically "what if Lilia had Dante's occupation and Gilbert's charisma-- oh and I guess your Nicola is Alhaitham for some reason" lmao.

ps: i think i saw you posting a question on r/otome_games about how to make the MC's personality. i agree with the majority that, honestly, you should just go wild lmao. make MC have some fighting spirit. the bar is low--

in any case, I wish you luck!!! have fun coding the game <3

[passiveagressivepoet]

season eight episode one thoughts as i’m watching:

my god give athena a break

this episode is reinforcing my belief that buck has an ED OKAY ALRIGHT stick out the theory with me

also buck looks so pretty i love

eddie girl… it’s giving mental breakdown not the mustache

not to be an absolute hater BUT IF YOUR CAR IS COVERED IN BEES UNEXPECTEDLY… at least manually flip your vents closed

my allergic to bees ass WOULD HAVE SIMPLY LAUGHED AND ACCEPTED DEATH

not the 22 million lmao

“ladies and idiots” literally eat shit and die gerrad imma kill you

DUMBASS HOW ON EARTH DID YOU NOT INITIALLY CLOSE THE VENTS

okay the airway obstruction i’m gonna throw up LMAOOOOOOO

the way this entire window is making me itchy my fucking god i wish i could afford an epipen LMAOOOO

i am 100000000000% going to hell for how hard i laughed at the beenado line

also wtf is KP duty tf

stop why am i crying over the chris facetime i’m gonna kms HAHAHAHAH not the buddietommy moment

google search for eau de parfum vs parfum

okay i’m sorry the assistant jumping into the pool is the only single smart person in the entire beenado

also someone PLEASE TELL ME HOW ABSOLUTELY NO ONE SAW THE ENTIRE TENT COVERED IN BEES… like what the actual fuck… i can’t jesus

no exactly i’m sorry why are we calling the LAFD in without beekeepers… god forbid literal BEEPEOPLE do their jobs

i’m sorry my cat just shit bombed me i’m gonna DIE GOOSE THAT POO WAS SO STANKY

okay not to be a hater but young athena looks absolutely nothing like actual athena lmaooooo

oh no not a desert scene i’m SCARED

omg please leave athena alone pleASE LEAVE HER ALONE SHE BETTER NOT GET HURT

okay the trunk scene is so slay… “you’re the only cop i can trust” LITERALLY I HATE YOU DENNIS

also goose’s poo is still so stinky and now i want pebble ice

ALSO ICE CREAM YOU ARE RIGHT PHONE

i can’t with athena getting almost merked and bobby literally being on a film set with catered lunch… girl no you’re kidding me LMAO

“buckwad” gerrad i will literally fucking kill you AND THE POUT COMMENT, hell yeah buck not the ptsd dissociation NOOOOO WHY DIDNT YOU LET HIM GET DECAPITATED BOOOOO BUCK DONT DO UR JOB

oh no why tf are they doing another large crash to athena PLEASE LEAVE HER ALONE

and the episode ends there THATS CRAZY JUST GIVE ME A THREE HOUR EPISODE

no one asked for this put *smashes post button*