#Gwen Demarco

[freckleslikestars]

Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.

Sigourney Weaver as Gwen DeMarco in Galaxy Quest (1999)

[rubixcuby]

Happy belated Birthday to Sigourney Weaver!

[lazarusoftevmeck]

Galaxy Quest crew + text post (Pt. 1)

[pandorasbox341]

I have one job on this lousy ship. It's stupid, but I'm going to do it!

[atomic-chronoscaph]

Sigourney Weaver - Galaxy Quest (1999)

[tobiasdrake]

Some days are just like.

Database: There is $20,000 in unprocessed cash aged more than a week. Me: We have $20,000 in unprocessed cash aged more than a week. Executives: How much of that is from the lockbox? Me: Database, how much of that is from the lockbox? Database: $16,000 is from the lockbox. Me: $16,000 is from the lockbox. Executives: Thank you. Staff Member: Hey, I tried to do the process but it came out wrong. Me: Database, run the process. Database: Export file was too large. The data had to be reformatted to new parameters. Me: Your file's too big, so the system had to change it. Try running it again but for a narrower criteria. Executives: Hey, is there a way to get this dataset to just show totals for this one vendor? Me: Excel, filter this one vendor. Excel: $3,000 for that one vendor. Me: Here you go. $3,000 for that one vendor. Executives: Perfect, thank you!

[gj-morrowstrike]

Gwen DeMarco (as Lt. Tawny Madison) from Galaxy Quest.

[texasthrillbilly]

[anditendshowyoudexpect]

what flashes through my head every time Hannah Waddingham gets a question about Ted and Rebecca getting together

[commanderpeggymcgee]

Her having the meltdown near the end about the episode being badly written is so funny 🤣 she’s just screaming about how dumb everything is, it’s such a mood 🤣 love her to bits 😂

Ladies Meme » {four/five} ladies of comedy » Gwen DeMarco “Fred, you had a part people loved. I mean, my TV Guide interview was six paragraphs about my BOOBS and how they fit into my suit. No one bothered to ask me what I do on the show.” “You were the ummm… wait a minute, I’ll think of it…” “I repeated the computer, Fred.”

[anretc]

Fic: Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star

Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star (1628 words) by anr Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Galaxy Quest (1999) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gwen DeMarco/Jason Nesmith Characters: Gwen DeMarco, Jason Nesmith Summary: Everything after the convention is a blur.

[lazarusoftevmeck]

Galaxy Quest cast photos in the “Galaxy Quest: The Inside Story”

[darrenpeace]

Request: something "soft" with, Will, Gwen, and Josie? Like I said earlier, one of my big reasons for liking Will/Gwen in spite of everything is that I thought Gwen's scenes with Will's mom were legitimately cute, with Josie even putting her arm around her.

Gotcha!

Cooking together! 🥰

[hesbuckcompton-baby]

helena! my love! we've seen your ocs as boygenius songs... dare i ask what song you'd give them from phoebe bridgers' discography?

bluuuuuu this is the BEST yes yes yes

My OCs as Phoebe Bridgers Songs

Frankie Bevan - Friday I'm In Love

Monday, you can fall apart / Tuesday, Wednesday, break my heart / Oh, Thursday doesn't even start / It's Friday, I'm in love /

Valerie Harmon - Graceland Too

So we spent what was left of our serotonin / To chew on our cheeks and stare at the moon / Said she knows she lived through it to get to this moment / Ate a sleeve of saltines on my floor and I knew then / I will do anything you want me to /

Susie Lamb - Scott Street

I asked you, "How is your sister? / I heard she got her degree" / And I said, "That makes me feel old" / You said, "What does that make me?" /

Anna March - Funeral

And last night, I blacked out in my car / And I woke up in my childhood bed / Wishing I was someone else, feeling sorry for myself / When I remembered someone's kid is dead /

Diana Fayed - Dominos

I scrape my eye when I touch the sky / And lose a little vision for the man / I can call it in my mind / I don't want to hold nobody's hand / I can toss in the morning light / I'll play dead when I'm buried in the sand /

Gwen Dastrup - Silk Chiffon

Life's so fun, life's so fun / Don't need to worry about no one / She said that I got her if I want / She's so soft like silk chiffon /

Faye Warren - Garden Song

The doctor put her hands over my liver / She told me my resentment's getting smaller / No, I'm not afraid of hard work / I get everything I want /

George Aarons - Chinese Satellite

Sometimes, when I can't sleep / It's just a matter of time before I'm hearing things / Swore I could feel you through the walls / But that's impossible /

Ships:

Frankie and Rosie - Sidelines

Watched the world from the sidelines / Had nothing to prove / 'Til you came into my life / Gave me something to lose /

Val and Ron - Killer

Can the killer in me / Tame the fire in you? / Or is there nothin' left to do for us? / I am sick of the chase / But I'm hungry for blood / And there's nothin' I can do /

Susie and DeMarco - ICU

But I feel something when I see you now / I feel something when I see you / If you're a work of art / I'm standing too close / I can see the brush strokes /

Anna and Eugene - Moon Song

And if I could give you the moon / I would give you the moon / You are sick and you're married and you might be dying / But you're holding me like water in your hands /

Diana and Reg - Chelsea

And you spit the blood back, spit the blood back, baby / I'm amazed that you're alright / Oh, so long, prison boy / I won't be home with you tonight /

Gwen and Brady - Waiting Room

I want to make you drive all night just because I said maybe you should come over / I want to make you fall in love as hard as my poor parents' teenage daughter / She'll be the best you ever had if you let her /

Faye and Shifty - Punisher

What if I told you / I feel like I know you? / But we never met / And here, everyone knows you're the way to my heart / Hear so many stories of you at the bar/

George and Curt - Georgia

Georgia, Georgia, I love your son / And when he gets older, he might be the one / He might be the one / Georgia, Georgia, he has beautiful bones / And he never lies or picks up his phone /

[gwenskinnie]

Jason Nesmith: Pick it up or I'm sending you back to hell! [pulls a gun at Fred Kwan]

Gwen DeMarco: All right, Jason, drop your weapon! [pulls a gun at Jason]

Tommy Webber: No, you drop it! [pulls a gun on Gwen]

Alexander Dane: Nobody holds a gun to my girl but me! [also pulls a gun on Gwen]

Guy Fleegman: All right, let's fucking do this! [has a lot of mulitiple arms with guns, knife, etc. pointed at everyone but himself] I'm not afraid to DIE!! [sprouts yet another arm with a gun pointed at himself]

[sci-fi-gifs]

Sigourney Weaver as Gwen DeMarco in GALAXY QUEST (1999)