#Guys I just can’t

[squigglywindy]

Guys I’m gonna gush about a flesh friend for a minute if that’s cool

I haven’t known her very long, but there are two big things that have got me left out of stuff lately:

1: Brain Damage, I can’t go out to eat, and am therefore inconvenient to get together with

2: Reading is hard. I haven’t whined about this as much on here as the other, but my brain’s a little stubborn about words and it takes me a very long time to read. Words don’t make a whole lot of sense and it just takes me a bit to work through it. This has been a problem with study groups. They leave me behind, and answer practice questions and move on before I can have a hope of getting through it, and it got old fast and they stopped inviting me after I was ready to call it quits anyway

And this fool???

She showed up at my house, drug me to the grocery store, and helped me pick out stuff I can eat to try cooking. And then we cooked together? Like seven times now? And imma be real she also dealt with me crying the first time bc I can’t even express how freakin much that meant like nobody but my mom has put forth an honest effort to do this I am still like. This was the nicest thing? And she didn’t have to do it?? And she keeps doing it? She has a note in her phone of my safe foods and ideas of what we can cook next and I cannot get over this who does that???

And!!! We study together all the time. She waits for me. Patiently. And then in a way that didn’t sound like she was impatient, asked if it would be easier if she read stuff out loud. She claims it helps her to say stuff out loud, and I hope she’s telling the truth, but either way she reads me the textbook, and questions, and doesn’t care when it takes me a year to get through stuff. We practice skills and quiz each other and have actual fun coming up with memory tricks and school still sucks but studying with her is actually so fun?

Guys I’m just. Maybe I’ve had really crappy friends in the past but. Is this what friends do? Is this like a healthy friend relationship?? She lets me sleep on her couch when the roomies are mad and hide in her house when the roomies are smoking and calls me over random little things that happen, and idk I think I’m learning what it’s like to have a real friend and I am so. Idek she’s just an amazing human.

Sorry this got long y’all can ignore me I just dont think we’ve known eachother quite long enough for me to pour my heart out to her, so I’m pouring it out to y’all instead I cannot get over this there are good people out there and somehow someway one of them wants to hang out with me. Enough to go to the extra trouble. And I hope I’m being half as good of a friend to her but idk she has set the bar so high

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[acidgirl]

[chloesimaginationthings]

How did Bonnie get so fucking tall in FNAF 2…

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

Zuko’s swt visits throughout their relationship :)

[lilislegacy]

did anyone else laugh every time annabeth mentioned her deep hated of hera and how hera would always just drop cow manure in front of annabeth on a daily

like hera is so petty. i cant

idk why but hera - queen of the gods - and annabeth - wisest daughter of athena - just rivaling like two petty high school bitches is the funniest thing ever im laughing just typing this

like annabeth is all calm and collected until hera enters the chat and then annabeth’s like that bitch can go f*** herself

i love it so much. her and percy are a match made in heaven. (except hera is queen of heaven, and marriage, and she despises them HAHAHAHA)

[remxedmoon]

yeah ok buddy

joke stolen from this post 🩶

[thecocodrille]

"The seekers. All of them. They had their adult upgrades done far too early. They must have been sparklings when it happened.”

Guys really I love this au so much, can I get a shout out to @mamzellesouris and @onedragontorulethemall for creating the young seekers au and the fanfics that are making me feral.

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

[800db-cloud]

um… what the fort…

[toorumlk]

when they’re 19 / when they’re 24

[peaceandlove26]

wip of my new favorite baby, designed by graymutual, currently unnamed but definitely a twiluna child

[crismakesstuff]

cast out of paradise

[juusbox]

in another place and time

[chloesimaginationthings]

Yall ever think about how Nightmare bb is canon in FNAF

[twinstxrs]

idk if this is accurate but i’ve felt like in previous seasons riz & gorgug have been one of the inter-bad kids dynamics we’ve seen the least of & this season has been so great in that aspect. gorgug having helped make some of riz’s magic gear. riz helping gorgug with his studies. the shared birthday party. gorgug’s gift to riz being something he himself made to protect riz. riz’s gift to gorgug being something he illegally grabbed to protect gorgug. gorgug who utilizes rage to put his body on the line for his friends & riz who will take deep levels of mental stress for his friends. even though it was within the context of a joke, riz calling gorgug an “absolute sweetie.” like yea they might not be in a band together or both part of a presidential campaign team or owlbears teammates, but they’d go to war for each other, because they’re best friends.