#Guy in the chair

[thewrittenpodcast]

Peter: would you rather have nipples for eyes or eyes for nipples

Ned: i can explain

Tony: how high

Ned: I mean he's usually just like this

Peter: would you rather fight chicken sized legs or leg sized chickens

Tony:

Ned: yeah I can't defend this anymore

[irondad3000]

Remember when Peter made videos of his trip to Germany coz he can't talk with anyone about it. What if he does the same after the spell because he has no one to talk to about all the pain he is in...

[ironspidersblog]

We don’t talk about how smart Ned is enough. My boy hacked into a tony stark made suit in one evening, casually, with nearly no equipment, in a random hotel room while some people without a doubt have had a entire room of setup and still couldn’t get in. In conclusion Ned is smart as hell and we need to talk about it more

[irondad-texts-spiderson]

Peter gets so excited and accidently texts Tony instead of Ned.

[spidey-official]

my friends keep looking at me weird cause I talk in third person now

*serious conversation about my identity and how stressful it must be to balance everything*

me: yeah but John Doe doesn't have a choice. John Doe has to get up and help people because he has the power to do so. John Doe [bleh bleh blah and more blah].

gitc: bro you need therapy

me: John Doe is aware

[pbandjeveryday]

Some facts:

1. MCU Peter Parker and Ned Leeds are canonically Star Wars fans

2. Peter enjoys doing impressions in his spare time (“I AM THOR, SON OF ODIN—” from Homecoming)

3. Ned’s Palpatine impression isn’t half-bad

4. Some of Spider-Man’s powers overlap with common Force abilities, specifically his spidey-sense and super strength

My conclusion:

Peter and Ned definitely act out Star Wars scenes for fun. I mean, just imagine it.

Peter: *jumps down from a rooftop* Hello there

Ned: *spinning four toy lightsabers and dropping three of them* General Kenobi

They do “I am your father” on a rooftop too, with Peter as Luke, and he falls Cloud City-style and catches himself inches before hitting the ground. He freaks out a few cats, but he and Ned think it’s awesome.

They would of course do the Yoda-Palpatine lightsaber fight. Ned frisbee-throws textbooks at Peter, who dodges them with Yoda-level acrobatics.

One time Nick Fury sees them and stares at them for a good long while. He swears he had a dream about those lightsabers once.

Every time Peter’s spidey-sense alerts him of something, Ned loves to say “he can see things before they happen, it’s a Jedi trait” in his best Liam Neeson voice.

And this would all get EVEN MORE awesome once Ned discovers his magic abilities!

[starrykitty013]

Them being nerds is everything to me

[boookfreeak]

Ganke Lee better become Miles Morales' Guy in the Chair in the next movie.

[retrokid616]

THERE GETTING A GUY IN THE CHAIR ON THIS OP WOOOOOOO!

[spiderblog-mcu]

Peter: ok let’s go to the G spot.

Tony: *chokes on coffee* the what?

Ned: it’s a secret place Peter, MJ, and I go to hang out.

Peter: it’s for the gang to get together so we call it the g spot for short.

Tony: well you shouldn’t.

[chaptertwo-thepacnw]

guy in the chair.

[t0ast-ghost]

I need a superhero story where the love interest is the guy in the chair

[everydaydeeds]

Day 3304 - My sister is on the roadtrip adventure of a lifetime and we’re happy to be her go-to “guy in the chair” with weather updates, route advice, etc.

[littlemissredheadauthoress]

hwang insu has been best friends with min gansukh for as long as he can remember—they went to school together, played in the backyard, were trained by her legendary crime boss father to fight and use their abilities after min’s mother was killed… anyway. the point is, insu stuck by her side while she supported her older sister in becoming the new head of the crime family when their father decided to retire, and when min decided to leave the world of organized crime and go to university, insu followed her there too. except min’s sense of justice has always been more powerful than his own, as well as her ability to pick up strange strangers and turn them into powerful friends and allies. and so, when min decides to “cleanse the streets” the way her father and mother had once done, insu does what he always has: he follows and supports her in whatever way she needs. and if he happens to develop a massive crush on one of min’s new friends who’s sense of justice is right up there with hers, well, thats no one’s business but insu’s own.

[romanceyourdemons]

historical fiction is such a funny genre like dammit i spoiled the ending of les mis for myself by reading the wikipedia page for the paris uprising of 1832

[ochiody]

average odysseus experience