#Guillermo de la Cruz fan art

[cuckweeds]

i can't be bothered to give him anymore details so here's my boy Guillermo <3

[milo03co]

I was born sick but I love it

[greykolla-art]

Oh to be in a poly-vampire-cuddle pile…💕💕💕💕

[beansprean]

manipulative grown baby colin rly is the star of the show

My Familiar’s Ghost part 86

Masterpost Masterpost 2

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ID: 1a. Close up of Guillermo's orange vampire eyes with slitted pupils, looking tired and frustrated. He says, 'This is so unnecessary...' 1b. Background showing the cage in the basement draped with silver chains, Nandor and Guillermo trapped within while Nadja, Colin, and Laszlo stand outside. Guillermo is pressed against the side closest to them, hands gripping the bars, and Nandor is leaning on the back wall with his arms crossed. Several bubbles with close ups of the characters pop up in the foreground as they speak. Colin, grinning maniacally and holding up the sparking cattle prod so the light reflects off his glasses, shouts 'We decide what's necessary, fool!' Guillermo turns from Colin to gesture frantically toward the others, asking, 'Who bought him another cattle prod?' Laszlo glances away, looking as contrite as he is capable of, and replies 'Whomever it was, I'm sure they regretted it immediately.' Nadja looks down sympathetically at her husband and says 'My love, I know you have been absolutely whipped by Colin Robinson, but we will have that intervention at another time.'

2a. Split panel, close up of Nandor on the left and Guillermo on the right in their same positions in the cage. They both startle and blurt out in unison, 'Intervention?!' Offscreen, Laszlo says 'Too right, by darling. These lobcocks have been left on the shelf too long.' 2b. Chest up of Colin, who is twirling the cattle prod authoritatively in the air as he says, 'Unlike Harvey Lowe Lifetime Achievement Award winner Dale Myrberg, we're tired of all this g-damned yo-yo-ing!' An asterisk on Dale Myrberg's name leads to a footnote which reads 'Decorated yo-yo player and US national grand master (yo-yo.fandom.com/wiki/dale_myrberg)' Next to him, Nadja gestures toward Colin with a hand and says 'What he said! ...I think... Yes, we have been exhausted by the slow burning of your groins,' 2c. Close up of Nadja in profile in the foreground as she rounds on the cage and points at Nandor and Guillermo accusingly. She continues, snarling through her fangs, 'And we are not letting you out until you un-stink your sad penises!' In the background, Guillermo, still hanging onto the bars at the front, blushes, snaps his mouth closed, and brings his knees in as if to cover his crotch. Nandor, still positioned at the back wall, blushes and looks away, hands darting down to cover his own. 2d. Waist up of Laszlo as he begins to ascend the stairs out of the dungeon in the foreground, Nadja close behind. In the background, Nandor stands wide-eyed in the cage, watching them go. Guillermo presses himself again to the bars, desperately calling out, 'Wha-? W-wait, guys, come on!' Laszlo raises one finger above his head to point dramatically over his shoulder at the cage below and says, 'When we return, there had better be words in mouths or dicks in arses!' Guillermo shouts, 'Laszlo!!'

3a. Waist up of Colin at the dungeon door, already leaving but leaning back in as Guillermo calls out uncertainly from below, 'Colin?' Colin puts on a shiny-eyed pleading expression, sparkles forming around his head, and says, 'Sorry, Uncle Memo, but as the great lyricist Katheryn Hudson sang, 'we fight, we break up, we kiss, we make up.' It's time to finish the song.' An asterisk after the lyrics leads to a footnote which reads 'from 2008 hit single 'Hot N Cold' by Katy Perry (katyperry.fandom.com/wiki/hot_n_cold).' 3b. Repeat. Colin slams the door shut behind him, leaving with the parting words, 'I don't wanna be a child of divorce!' 3c. Shoulders up on Guillermo back in the cage, Nandor stepping forward behind him to point an accusatory finger up at the now-closed door. He sneers, 'Playing the 'child' card will not work on me, Colin Robinson!!' Guillermo, eyes shining with guilt and mouth going wobbly as he looks toward the closed door, says nothing. Text nearby points at him and reads 'working on him'. /end ID

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

Excuse me, who invited you to their tea party??

[practicalsmagic]

@artbychayne : SLAYERS

[baleful-blurbs]

a couple years ago i had a major hyperfixation on a silly little vampire show. (I'm still going through it tbh)

[tapiocats]

Exclusive season 6 footage 🤔

[cat-cosplay]

Vampire Hunters and Valentine's Day...

both so focused where Hearts are at Stake.

[mleelunsford]

Guillermo de la Cruz

[memosminifridge]

Buttons for sale! Pins for purchase! 🌈

Et$y link in my 📌 post!! Thanks 4 sharing, that's very macabre of you 🦇

[artistalyway]

What We Do in the Shadows - Guillermo de la Cruz - fanart

[greykolla-art]

The documentary crew put that glitter filter on them, not me! ✨

[beansprean]

[role reversals your role reversal]

"What Are We" (part 5 of 5) (part 1) (part 2) (part 3) (part 4)

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ID: 1. Waist up of Nandor and Guillermo facing each other. Nandor looks thoughtfully out into the distance, absently thumbing the top buckle of his jacket, and says, "So best friends will want to do things for each other, yes?" Guillermo, smiling easily as he fastens the lowermost buckle on Nandor's jacket, replies, "Yup!" 2. Repeat. Nandor closes his eyes and tips his neck back as Guillermo moves to tie the cravat at his throat. Nandor asks, continuing, "And would want to stay together for a very long time?" Guillermo, frowning now in slight confusion as to where this is going, replies, "Um. Sure." 3. Repeat. Nandor opens his eyes and leans forward, fixing a soft and serious gaze on Guillermo. Guillermo looks back with wide eyes, cheeks flushed, as his hands trail down from Nandor's throat to rest on his chest. Nandor cups Guillermo's elbows gently and asks, "And it is okay for them to be very close? And to touch?" Guillermo stammers back, "Y-yeah..." Nandor continues, "And even exchange fluids sometimes?" 4. Repeat, figures now small in a large frame. Guillermo jerks his hands back in shock, face burning red, and barks, "What?!" Despite his surprise, he doesn't look displeased. Nandor turns his head away with an aloof expression and flaps his now-free hand at Guillermo in a shooing motion, replying, "Nothing! This conversation bored me, so I was thinking about something else." 5. Split panel of a couch, Nandor and Guillermo sitting on either side of it at different times, doing a talking head. On the left, Nandor has his hands clasped on his lap and is smiling brightly, declaring, "I think my masterful conversation skills are convincing Guillermo to be a vampire again!" On the right, Guillermo is slumped over and staring at his hands, clenched over his knees, with bugged-out unseeing eyes. His mouth is slack and his face is blushing bright red. He says shakily, disbelievingly, "I think it's finally happening..." /End ID

[michelle-jacksons-art-blog]

Are you jealous afraid, master?

[magpie-art]

Not a familiar, not a bodyguard, but a secret third thing