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reblog to squeeze prev's ass
#mine#you squeeze my ass one billion times now okay?#if you reblog from source you get squeezed back or your money back guaranteed
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We all know the semi-canonical ‘all the Robins know to hide/duck inside of Batman’s cape, even as adults’ thing.
We also know that Danny ‘is LITERALLY a ghost’ Fenton sucks at remembering his own intangibility while ALSO forgetting to look ahead of him.
All I’m saying is, Danny Fenton (or Phantom, if you’d really like) would absolutely SLAM into Batman on accident while running on roof tops and Bruce ‘Brooding Instinct’ Wayne doesn’t even think twice about letting the kid hide and scanning around for danger before there’s a record scratch of ‘wait who tf is this?’ kicks in.
#dp x dc#dpxdc#dc x dp#dcxdp#danny phantom crossover#listen I’m just SAYING#my initial thought is Fenton bc dark hair and how most of the robins have had dark hair#Danny isn’t even necessarily running from danger. he just got into parkour and forgot how to stop his momentum#I mean you CAN have him running from something. give this an ACTUAL plot#but honestly I just think it’d be a fun little setup#Danny peaks out and. in panic. goes#hi we’re the council of the dead. we’ve been trying to contact you and yours about your extended warranty#*extended life warranty or what have you#Danny hasn’t even gotten death vibes from anyone yet so now he has to wing it#yeah hi… uh. Batman sir. if that’s your preferred moniker?#right so we’re basically the ghost irs and you owe death taxes?#yeah you know the saying. death and taxes. guarantees of life. haha.#which in this case means you owe money bc you aren’t dead yet. probably. idk I uh. JUST got the job .#anyways ohhhh hi yep you’re. red hood. yeah so. mm. yeah we definitely need to get you to the ghostly dmv#it’s the same as a regular dmv but people have actually been bored to death in there#(meanwhile Batman is like WAIT IS THIS SMALL CHILD DEAD?!)#(SURE WHATEVER IM RICH HOW DO I FIND A GHOST ACCOUNTANT AND MORE IMPORTANTLY DO YOU RESPECT GHOST ADOPTIONS?)
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Challenge pissing.
That’s right, Machine. Challenge pissing!
If you can piss six feet in the air and not get wet, you get your blood back, guaranteed!
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#help why does he sound like an infomercial salesman in this#90 day satisfaction guarantee or your money back#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill
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me: i'm going to be responsible and continue to save my money
also me:
#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#michael afton#mike schmidt#fnaf cassie#glamrock freddy#youtooz#youtooz plushes#damn it i'm going to be poor forever#youtooz wants my money ;3;#but i also cant guarantee i'll still be here at my current address by the time these ship
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as a huge unreliable narrator enjoyer i love the fact that the raven tower is narrated by someone who cannot lie. so the narration is not unreliable, and any kind of uncertainty is always couched in "here is a story i have heard" or "i imagine", but it scratches the same itch as unreliable narration because the evidentiality of the narration is still so central, just in the opposite way. stories that don't care about where the narrator is getting their information or what biases are present in the way that information is shared with us are on one end of a spectrum, and stories that do care about those things are on the other end, and the raven tower is firmly situated alongside the unreliably narrated stories even though the whole point is that the narrator is as motivated as it is possible to be to never say something that is untrue. and it's fascinating to see how ann leckie manages to build suspense and subvert expectations without really at any point deliberately misleading the reader. every time i reread one of her books, the bouncing of the dvd screensaver in my brain gets a little more frenetic. how does she do what she does. ann leckie what is your secret.
#this post is spoiler-free btw. the narrator is very upfront about the fact that it can't lie and says this very early in the story#i'm only like 40% through my reread and i don't remember any details of what happens but i'm already losing it#and the fact that it's first-person second-person narration...completely undivorceable from the conceit of the book#might write a different post about that but probably only after i finish rereading#i finally got my sister to agree to read it and she's like 'i read the first fifteen pages! i like the style'#and i'm barely restraining myself from being like girl please read another fifty pages and get back to me#if you are not frothing at the mouth by page 100 then your money back. guaranteed.#my sister loves semantics like the linguistic subfield of semantics so i've been begging her to read this for so many years...#like i KNOW she will love it when that stuff starts becoming apparent. which is remarkably early in the book#hrrrrhughghrhrrgh i want to talk about it so bad#the raven tower#ann leckie#my posts#unreliable narrators#or not!!! actually!!!#storytelling#semantics#f
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💕🌹Happy Valentine's Day! Again! Now it's the Real Deal!!!💖💘 look below and choose your flavor!!
#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#spamton#big shot spamton#big shot era#deltarune#happy valentine's day#yes the idea was taken from that hilarious picture#i couldn't decide what version is better so here you go. every version! EVERY FLAVOR!#[big_shot_rose] x4#🌹🌹🌹#he loves his fans very much#and their money but that's a secret#wait i fORGOT THE HIGHLIGHST ON THE HAIR#...ehh he's great anyway#SO HE FINALLY WASHED HIS HAIR LMAO#probably there will be a bigger art for Valentine's but I can't guarantee hehehe
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It's the Money Stella! Reblog and share just look at her and be blessed with a modest wad of cash to treat yourself!
#genuine shitpost#I'm so used to paying with a debitcard I surprise myself when finding forgotten bday- and Sinterklaas monies from grams#IF someone legit gets surprised with money shortly after perceiving the Money Stella let me know :'D#I guarantee absolutely NOTHING ^^#sillyness
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Have a romp in a Honda Odyssey now and fix your marital disagreements today!
#all seats and seatbelts are susceptible to adamantium claws and/or swords but if you pin your husband down by his belt#the cushion is steady enough that you will lose no momentum!#100% guarantee or your money back#tracks include Wolverine variants singing#yes you heard it right singing#as well as I'm With You by Avril Lavigne#and You're The One That I Want from Grease!#roof is designed to sustain an entire Deadpool rolling across it to attempt to strangle a Wolverine with a seatbelt#windows have decreased durability for maximum a-spec when you both prefer to stay in the car#suspension itself is able to withstand all night all day rocking#with enough gas to spare from a forest set and into a lair of survivors in the Void!#so what are you waiting for! nab a Honda Odyssey and fight with your husbands on the way to a sacrificial scene with Madonna in the bg musi#ads like this is probably deadpool approved#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#wade wilson#wolverine#logan howlett
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oh my god,.. he's so lame and pathetic and miserable i need to take care of him to an almost maternal degree and make him his favorite meals and show him the first love and affection he's been given in years and teach him to have more self worth and fuck him i mean fuck him i mean fuck him i mean fuck his tight hole i mean fuck him i mean use him to get off i mean
#you will genuinely never in a million years guess what fictional man this post is referring to#100% guarantee#like i will literally pay you real money if you figure it out (you won't)#nsft#kinda#wtv this post is stupid i refuse to tag it further
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Hello! I just discovered your blog and I immediately became captivated by your webcomic, but I'm unsure where to read all of it. I know it's on Webtoons, but I can see it hasn't been updated for a while, and you still post about it.
Are your physical novels just prints of the webcomic? Are they a continuation? Is the story complete? Thanks in advance!
Hi there!
Glad you found me and are enjoying my comic!
It's only on webtoons, and the story is not complete yet! We're 2/3 of the way through right now. It's currently on hiatus, and it's scheduled to come back in about 2 months!
I'll explain why it's been so long if you're curious, but also for my followers who might also be wondering about it under the cut. Sorry, it's pretty much just me complaining haha
I took a month off I took 2 months to get the books printed I took a month to prepare my next comic and I took 2 months to write the rest of the series (I knew the character arcs I wanted, but not the time periods or mysteries!!!) I've been working on actual episodes since then
I had to take some time off because of some pretty extreme burnout due to the sheer amount of work it was to draw over 800 pages and write 6 complete stories in a year and a half... I was getting sick almost weekly due to the overwork, it was really really bad honestly. I was having to work 60+ hours every week just to keep up...
The nature of the comic itself is also difficult... Each of the arcs is a complete, self contained story which can be read (ideally) without context, and my arcs need to be about 10-13 episodes each... And since I have an exact number of episodes to work with, it's even harder.
It takes a ton of planning and a ton of refinement, and working week to week with no breaks I was forced to put out second or even first drafts, so I just wasn't happy with the work I was doing... And to do that for the rest of the series? I wouldn't be proud of the work I did.
Plus... To be entirely honest, webtoon has treated me quite badly IN MY OPINION... They deprioritized me before I launched (I had to beg for more promotion, I'm not exaggerating), they outright denied me the opportunity to even ask for a raise, I don't make any money on fast pass and they pay me less than my partner makes working at trader joes. My first editor left me completely hanging, my second editor (who I loved) was fired... And they told me I wouldn't get a third season before my first season even finished. So it was just repeatedly completely demoralizing.
I'm sorry it has taken so long, it'll have been 10 months by the time I come back. But I realized... I won't get promotion either way. I won't get more episodes either way. I won't get more money either way. So to finish everything, to make it feel good, to make it something I'm proud of, I chose to take longer to make it better.
I am fully aware I will lose a significant amount of my readership for this and it might genuinely affect my career moving forward. But it's what I had to do! So I'm sticking to my guns on it, and I'm confident long term it'll be worth it. It never could have been this good if I didn't take this much time.
#asks#steakandpeanutbuttersandwiches#I'm SO sorry youre new and you asked me such a benign question and I responded with... this... LMAO#I swear to god I tried to make it as short as possible#theres just a lot auauuaghkhgjk#basically. way too much work. not enough money.#so it either is gonna be good and take longer or be worse but come back faster#and I chose to take longer#so.#I'm really sorry and I wish that this decision didn't also come with the... pretty much guarantee that it will negatively impact my career.#I will lose readers. I will lose potential readers for my future work. it looks bad on me as a creator to take such a big break. etc. etc.#but it's good. it's so good. you have to trust me it's like the best stuff Ive ever written#it. ok well to be honest#it'll probably feel extremely simple and extremely natural#but it's been SO much work LMAO#I am not exaggerating I have written over 200 pages of scapped ideas to get to where it is#I'm sure it won't make sense why it took so long while reading but you gotta trust me LMAO#ideally it doesnt even 'feel' different right. cause its gotta be cohesive with the whole thing#but there is SO MUCH TO WRAP UP#THERES SO MUCH#and to make that feel natural in this little space oh my GOD it is so hard#ok omfg I'm doing it again I'm going on way too long again IM SO SORRY#YOURE NEW HERE AND IM DOING THIS IMMEDIATELy#this is like 90% for my followers who I know are curious about this and I'm just using you as a jumping off point to talk about it#cause I don't really like to make standalone posts very often#I likely will make some kind of official announcement about it when the date is extremely set in stone#right now I think it's still only tentatively scheduled so it could still change#and I'll say something more... refined and restrained... then.#but for now this is like. actually everything. I think#I'm sure I forgot something but whatever lmfao
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#kirby#daily kirby#my art#digital#hal laboratory#nintendo#you didn't hear this from me but streetlight manifesto has 2 and only 2 tour dates scheduled so far for this year#one in their home turf and one in mine#it will've been 5 years since I last got to see them live#after 6 consecutive years of attending#I was genuinely and reasonably worried I might not survive to see them live again.#tickets don't go on sale for another day or two so it's not a 100% guarantee but.#it's like kind of a big deal tbh.#no not kind of. it's a big deal to me.#I'm emotional about it.#anyway check out my craft blog I reblogged earlier today or the merch catalogue in the pinned post so I can afford tickets lol#(honestly my wife and partner would probably cover the tickets if I asked especially since they're both coming with me)#(so the money part is realistically nbd)
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thinking about the parallel between wuffles and mr fusspot and vimes and moist again. like dude wuffles was vetinari's dog for fucking YEARS his TERRIER who vimes was being COMPARED to vimes was his DOG and then wuffles died and he got REPLACED by mr fusspot aka fucking MOIST. like i wonder does vimes ever look at mr fusspot and think of wuffles. think of how easily replaceable a dog is. think of that happening to him. an old dog has to be put down afterall. ughhhhh
#we are all someones dog yes but that doesn't guarantee them being ours#vetvimes#moist von lipwig#sam vimes#havelock vetinari#gnu terry pratchett#discworld#making money#im relistening to making money again dont mind me
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Jack Cole, Plastic Man, Archives, Vol. 3
#yes don't worry woozy#your death will be quick and painless#that's the plastic man guarantee#or your money back
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apropos of nothing shoutout to ethogirls for being hands down the most gratifying mcyt fans to draw for so far. u all are so comprehensively not normal about that guy it’s infectious
#mumbling#ethoslab#like genuinely makes me want to draw him more often just bc the ethogirlies are always so happy to see him#…either that or i may have designed him extra hot on accident#still. the enthusiasm#topsy tip if you want to influence my drawing habits simply be insane#it’s not guaranteed to work but it’s the only thing besides large sums of money that shows consistent results
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Going to Walmart with Micolash stimboard, based on this post >:D
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#everything in this trip is guaranteed to be a glorious mess#we see the walmart we enter the walmart#sometimes they have a little mcdonalds or smth just inside the building so we get food#the coyote is for howling in the aisles#that rainbow slug bc autism and madman’s knowledge#it’s near the end bc stores usually put stuff like that at the ends of aisles / near the checkout#and he stole it bc whatever money he has on hand probably wouldn’t be accepted in modern times#and that last one is people flipping him off in the parking lot for blocking their cars while they’re trying to back out#micolash#bloodborne#stimboard#chaos stim#my nonsense#blood buddies
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splatoon tumblr please watch this clip it’s my favorite i’ve ever gotten
#guaranteed to make you feel better about your skill with charger or your money back (0$)#my friend: why don’t you use chargers more in turf war? you’re fine in salmon run. me:#splatoon#splatoon 3#splat3#splatoon clips#charger
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