#or your money back

[hannahvardit]

Jack Cole, Plastic Man, Archives, Vol. 3

[yellow-dejavu]

Dead in a Week or Your Money Back (2018) dir. Tom Edmunds

[evodevo-geekmonkey]

The Other Side of Eternity

With the Wyrm defeated, our heroes embark on a new quest into Skellin to search for Madmartigan beyond the light. But nothing is as they remember it and the mines may be even more cursed than before.

A Sequel (more spinoff) to If We Get Forever

Excerpt under the cut

“What’s in there?” Jade asked, setting her focus on the mission at hand. “Beyond the light.”

“No one actually knows for sure,” Willow admitted. When Jade risked a glance at him, she saw he'd pressed his lips together, expression serious. “It’s where the Wyrm lived, a habitat of sorts. Some say it’s where it was born.”

“If that’s all it is, why hasn’t Madmartigan just come back?” Jade wondered, knowing even as she said it that nothing with magic was ever that easy.

“Hold on, I wasn’t finished,” Willow scolded, and Jade resisted the urge to roll her eyes. “One thing the books say- what all the books say- is that it’s the absence of all things.”

“So, it’s death.”

[timeflow-sex]

reblog to squeeze prev's ass

[dragonomatopoeia]

i'm always a bit unsettled by disdain for intellectual or creative labor in leftist spaces. there's this commonly held belief that academics are a bunch of rich old white men, rather than a wide variety of people who are barely getting by. most lecturers in universities are adjuncts living paycheck to paycheck. authors make very little money as a general rule. most researchers are overworked and underpaid. and yet there's still this idea that academics are overcompensated to sit around and smoke cigars together while making shit up

[oh-pkay]

The semester was coming to a close, and with final assignments being turned in, the Crown Keepers were on edge. So when Dorian came back with an invitation to a party being thrown by Cyrus’s frat, they had all made the executive decision to throw all morals out the window for a night.

Short Dorian/Dariax fic that is mainly the EXU crew being dumbass college kids and Opal and Dorian being besties. shoutout to the callowmoore discord for enabling this!

[heartorbit]

happy halloween! 🎃🐈‍⬛👻🐇

[j-liz]

HEADCANON: Becky 100% gets her first Tonitrus Bolt when she snaps and publicly cusses out a teacher for being a jerk.

You think so, huh?

[asuuree]

needed to get my take on a human loop design out here...

a design sketch under cut!

[ghostbsuter]

Danny had been around Gotham for a while.

The crime was never ending, but since Batman's arrival, it had gotten better.

The unmistakably CLANK! From around the corner had him jump, wary now. The man walks around the wall, eyes on the black car with— with Batman's symbol at the front.

A child sitting on the ground with a car tire next to him, the Bat Symbol a stark contrast to the shadows.

"Shit, kid. You're bold to rob Batman." Danny didn't really realise he was speaking until the kid looks up, spooked.

"What the fuck?" The kid was clearly of Gotham breed, yelps with a glare.

"I'm impressed," Danny doesn't give the kid the chance to talk, not with the way the tiny terror seems to be glaring and holding his wrench.

"You're quick, got eyes for details and know how to work around cars."

The suspicion in the kids eyes didn't lessen, having gotten up to press himself against the wall, eyes never leaving Danny.

"Here," Our local spook threw a card on the hood of the car. It was his business card.

"If you need income with far fewer risks than stealing from Batman, call me."

He didn't really wait to see the kids reaction, just leaving, bot before shooting a look into the sky the kid clearly caught.

As danny left, the kid looked at the entrance of the alleyway, back to the car, and then to the card.

They had talked for too long. Jason had to leave now, lest Batman actually caught him.

With one last look to the tires and the car, he leaves eith a scowl.

Just barely missing the man with the cape.

[sky-is-the-limit]

How the fuck is this all we get from Gaz?! The main character in the background, you cowards.

[mr-ribbit]

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"is it to surround yourself with people who don't care about body hair?"

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NOW WITH ESSENTIAL OILS

[non-un-topo]

POV: You're a tavern owner who just turned away a raccoon and an owl

[cutepotatook]

Sorry guys, I got lost in the forests of Siberia for a month, I'm posting from a bear's den, I swear I'm alive (I just decided to take a break from Welcome Home)

BUT I HAVE MY OWN BEAN NOW, LOOK AT HIM (ignore the stupid spoon)

[softerhaze]

oh yeah, it's go time 🚲🏃‍♀️

someone save her.......PLEASE

[fisheito]

there's somethin about maid eito and bookworm yakumo

After i drew ⤴

i woke up the next day and said, NO. I NEED BALANCE!!!!

theeeere we go