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I woke up at 5 am from a nightmare, made this, then passed out again
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thinking about my husband encouraging our son while he pounds me into the bed. helping him breed me cuz he wants a little brother. telling him exactly how to fuck a baby into his mom. cumming on my son’s cock and having his dad’s hand on my throat. my son cumming inside me and then replacing his dick with his fist and pushing all his cum into my cervix to make sure it takes. knowing when his little brother grows up he’s gonna teach him how to make his mom cum like his dad did. i need to be sedated
#fauxcest#momcon#momcest#breeding k1nk#fauxcest breeding#1cky family#also my son bragging to his friends that he fisted his mom. apparently#i need to go watch the video again#mm txt#greatest shits
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Greatest Shits by Utsu-P is Oriented Aromantic Asexual!
requested by anon
#request#album#greatest shits#oriented aroace#oriented aromantic asexual#aromantic#asexual#aroace#utsu p#miku hatsune#hatsune miku#rin kagamine#kagamine rin#gumi#gumi megpoid#megpoid#flower#vflower#metal#death metal#metalcore#j rock
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天使だと思っていたのに / I thought I was an angel | 鬱P / Utsu-P feat. 初音ミク/ Hatsune Miku
#utsu-p#utsu p#utsup#hatsune miku#renaissance#greatest shits#single#天使だと思っていたのに#i thought i was an angel#vocaloid
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(driving home from work) i must not kill myself. killing myself is the myself killer. i will— (sees a guy jogging shirtless and he’s all sweaty) Woaw i wish I lived in his armpit (crashes car into telephone pole)
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Something about the cc-ifitcation of fanartists in the mcyt fandom is bothering me. you are a fanartist, you make fanart, you are not a content creator. stop trying to be one
these things aren't mutually exclusive
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part 2 of these, by popular demand
#gravity falls#billford#fiddauthor#bill cipher#the book of bill#stanford pines#ford pines#stan pines#fiddleford mcgucket#dottypost#consider these the b-sides#these are even more ford-biased lmao rip. he's just such a pretentious ass he's perfect for poetic text posts abt narrative and shit#text post meme#greatest hits
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Blood brothers in desperation, An oath of silence for the voice of our generation // happy 18 years Infinity on High
#WHEWWWW ITS FINALLY DONE#cant beleive my timing on this one holy shit i like actually finished it on time for iohs birthday?#this is a watercolor painting btw!#sorry the coloring is a bit off on the bottom near andy#it is insanely hard to get good lighting to photograph a painting and i just kinda gave up lmao#fall out boy#fob#pete wentz#andy hurley#joe trohman#patrick stump#infinity on high#scribbles draws a thing#fob art#anyways happy birthday to the light of my life one of the greatest albums ever infinity on high<333
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who up journeying to they west ⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ 🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🚶♂️🐎
the first one is a screenshot redraw of this frame cause it freaking rocks 🔥🔥🔥
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the show has been out since 1986 and also the novel has been out since the 16th century.... but ill spoiler warninf just in case... anyone in audience from the 16th century tonite ⁉️🙋♂️🙋🙋♀️
#journey to the west 1986#jttw 1986#sun wukong#monkey king#zhu baije#tang xuanzang#the great monk#tang sanzang#tripitaka#sha wujing#i watched s1 and i lost my mind#this is one of the greatest shows ever#and theres a season 2!!! its so good#i love jttw#found family makes the world go round#i love 86 wukogn .#i have so many screen recordings#eveyrtime wukong does something silly i screen record it for the record books#shit bro i just realized i made his ears pointy#waves a coin on a string back and forth at you mesmeirzingly.... pretend his ears are rounded.... pretend his ears are rounded....#spoiler warning#they made it to the west 🔥#ALSO I FINSIHWD SEASON 2 I LOV ETHIS SHOW SO BADDD
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yeah no duh dick's a perfectionist. the first image of him for readers to ever see included the tagline "The Boy Wonder" with Batman proudly presenting him like a shiny new car. this man literally can not exist as a character without expectations placed on his shoulders.
#he's 8 years old and one of the greatest acrobats in the world. he's 10 and he's the boy wonder and batman's equal.#he's 16 and the leader of the titans. he's 19 and he's big brother. he's 22 and he's bludhaven's only hero. he's 26 and he's batman.#he's never had the chance to be anything but extraordinary and it's a blessing and it's a curse#leo says shit#dick grayson
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GALE (& Tara) in BALDUR’S GATE 3 (2023) - [11/∞]
#bg3edit#gamingedit#vgedit#dailygaming#userfray#baldur's gate 3#bg3#gale#tara#gale dekarios#tara bg3#gale bg3#baldur's gate#baldur's gate iii#bgiii#gale of waterdeep#back on my shit!!!! my pretty wizard and his pretty kitty <3#greatest hits
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i will never have this attitude to anything else in any part of life but i did not down monster and coffee and sit in my university library all night and experience rollercoaster level anxiety on the countdown to last submissions just so people can write their essays with chatgpt
#ramble#i know i keep saying it but god forbid you fucking try. god forbid you make an effort with anything in your life#what happened to the frantic typing and no spellchecking because you've got 40 minutes left and the bibliography isn't done#what happened to scribbling the conclusion as the teacher was literally walking around the room collecting papers#i hated every minute of it but submitting my dissertation was the greatest day of my life at the time. bc i worked so fucking hard#i hate 'suffer like i suffered' in EVERYTHING else except for this. sometimes shit is hard work. if you want a skill you fucking work#i am going to assume if you use generative ai that you don't care. and i don't fucking trust you#and i don't care about anything that you couldn't be bothered to make yourself#fun fact: if i hadn't started tattooing i would've done a masters and been a lecturer!#and i'm glad i didn't because honestly idk if i'm above screaming at teenagers for things like this#i feel the same way about ai 'art' because like. you didn't earn it. you didn't try#writing is hard and drawing is hard but you learn so much!!! and i hate that people can't see that the point is the process of it all#the love is in the labour
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robin roped me into this go bother me
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as a species we peaked with the invention of the cream cheese bagel
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Obsessed with this height chart from the leaks where you have a bunch of normal-sized characters and then AZ "Fuckhands McMike" over there in the corner
#pokemon#pkmn#AZ#pokemon leaks#teraleak#outdesign posts things#like I knew he was tall but. holy shit dude#greatest hits
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