#Gravity Falls rp

[cipherjuice-bioexorist]

HEYA, PAL! NAME'S BILL CIPHER (-(

SOME PEOPLE CALL ME NESTER. THERE'S A BUNCHA BILLS OUT THERE AND WE NEEDED SOME WAY TO TELL US APART.

SO YOU'RE A BIOEXORCIST, HUH? SOUNDS LIKE A COOL JOB, PAL.

nice ta meet ya, buddy! And technically, I ain't a bill! So!! No need ta worry about me on that part!

Used ta be! Now it's just the same boring slog every day. I mean, SERIOUSLY, I used to get FUN requests! Now everyone is all wishy washy..

[the-muses-puppeteer]

*throws bag of jelly beans at him*

>:3

@daughter-of-the-author

He catched it with a ghost hand and smiled brightly

"Ah! Thank you! And welcome back, little one!"

[medleyofthepast]

Temporary Promo because I'm poor!!

Do you like OC? Mega Man? Mother 3? The Amazing Digital Circus? Gravity Falls? Well if you said yes to any of those, then please come check out this RP and Ask Blog featuring Mega Man OCs, Gravity Falls OCs, an TADC OC, Centaur Man, and Flint, Lucas, and Duster from Mother 3!! With more to come!!

Please see the pinned post for more details!

[bartenderstan]

”Do you serve coffee here?”

Of course, we does! What kind of place would this be if we didn't have coffee??

[pythagoraswasahack]

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[cipherjuice-bioexorist]

*Steve, @sixfingrs, Beetle, AND Bill burst into the bar. Steve was already irritated and Ford literally complained the whole way to get here. He comes up to the bar, looking panicked, which... well, wasn't a first for Steve.*

Johnny, we need to use your wormhole. Like— BADLY.

@imthebestcharacter618

"...christ, what did you fuckers do this time-"

"also you cant use it right now. you know whos been on my ass so ive had ta temporarily close it. i should be able to open it again in the hour though..." *he said with a sigh, placing a recently cleaned shot glass down. his eyebrow quirked up. this was a .... colorful bunch. he recognized bill, steve, and beetle of course. but ford was a new face. well, THIS ford was. he had met plenty of others in the past, of course. interdimensional bar and all that.*

(( you two suckers, the order finna be johnson/beetle (or bill if needed), then steve, then ford. try NOT to go on long threads of just you two lmao.. like one to two skips at most. i swear we gotta make a discord chat to plan this shit better...))

[daughter-of-the-author]

ALRIGHT FORDS GET IN HERE YOUR’E GETTING THERAPY.

@scienceman333 @henchmaniac-ford @sixfingrs @ford-between-dimensions @the-muses-puppeteer and any other fords!

[wellcome-to-chaos]

*zey change into zeir fox form, curling up against him*

🤔if TT is now godparent to my kids, does that make you co-godparent?

- 🦊

Well. No. We're just roommates.

[the-muses-puppeteer]

@henchmaniac-ford as the kids would say, 'tis you?'

Mod: I'm so sorry I found this and I just had to

[mabel-multiverse-explorer]

Ladies and gents!

⚠️This is very important⚠️

My poor Grunkle Ford is single and ready to mingle (he doesn't know I'm doing this!) together me and dipper have devised a plan to let one of you lucky strangers be his next sweetheart ❤️

Requirements!!!

- you have to be around his age which is like ancient! He's really old (62)

-you have to like old guys who only wear turtle necks! I have tried to get him to wear other things, he refuses I think he's hiding something!

-Do you like adventures? Well he does too! I hope you like near death experiences as much as I do!

-You have to like nerdy things! That's all he ever talks about and I can hardly understand half of what he's saying!

- you cannot be a drunk or sober Dorito that wears a top hat and bowtie! (You know who you are bill!) My gruncle would never stoop so low as to date a triangle! He has much higher standards

Lmk if you're interested in this wonderful old man!

Oh and don't mention his weird fingers on your date!!

[askdrunkbillcipher]

Ahem. I’ve considered the matter of sample size, and ultimately, comprehensive research requires adequate comparison.

Hence—if you would be amenable to one dissection, I would put a mediocre word in with your dimension’s Ford. Only half-complaints. Perhaps a neutral statement or two.

And, er. Perhaps don’t mention this to “my” Bill.

01000110/ @ford-between-dimensions

IM HEADED RIVHT OVER, GET YOIR KNIVEA READY

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[wellcome-to-chaos]

Thanks

*zey send Regi to get zem some, curling up against the plushies*

*after they return with the meds, Regi hands them to Mystery before going back to trying to remove the plushies from his bed*

Hope you're able to get some decent rest /gen

*zey take the nausea meds, making sure that kitties will be unable to get into it before attempting to sleep*

*zey seem to be trying to hold back laughing at zeir own silly cheesey plans*

*zey're on zeir knee holding a ring box, is this a marriage proposal? Nope! Inside is a note*

*the note says "will you be my kids' uncle?"*

- 🦊

wh- i-

[He blinks and stares.]

... ... ... you want me to... be your sibling or something?

[ask-mabelpines]

was flipping through dippers dumb journal and found this page,

grunkle ford crashed out lol

[theauthor-of-the-journals]

Hey baby are you looking for a new muse? wink wink wink blink wink

Am I- no. Heavens no. I am not looking for anything similar to the relationship I had with Bill.

The internet has taught me that we had an extremely toxic relationship and I do not want to deal with that again.

And even if I were to agree, which I’m not, you sent in an anonymous ask which defeats the purpose.

What a minute…

This is Bill isn’t it? I fell for another one of your tricks but this time I caught it.

Very funny but no. I’m not sure who gave you a phone in the theraprism but I think it would be smart for them to take that away from you.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Wonderful now my Bill is upset with me. This day just keeps getting better."

"you three are to blame for it. Don't expect me to simply forget.. @wellcome-to-chaos @askdrunkbillcipher and @theburningeyeofdawn "