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So like, y'all know that popular Star Wars fic trope of Time Traveling Obi-Wan Kenobi where he dies and then wakes up in his 11ish year old body back in the Jedi Temple? You know how usually he wakes up, has a few minutes/hours of confusion, and then goes about trying to act like he was at age 11 while slowly fixing everything wrong with the Jedi Order? Personally I think he would not do that.
I think that Ben "Lived As A Wizard Hermit For Two Decades On Tattooine, Left, And Then Died Immediately" Kenobi would wake up as an eleven-year-old, have a panic attack, attack the nearest adult Jedi while accusing them of Doing Weird Sith Shit To His Brain, fucking flee, only then realize he has time traveled, steal someone's ship, go flying out of the temple to god knows where, continue panicking, crash into a random moon while distracted, nearly die, build a survival camp out of his broken ass ship and eat whatever bugs he can find, get kidnapped by pirates, overthrow said pirates, steal their ship, and then very calmly return to the Jedi temple like nothing happened.
Then and only then do I think he would start trying to act like a normal human person (while also dodging questions such as "what the fuck was that" and "where were you" and "is that a pirate's ship?"), except he'd be bad at it due to having lived as an Insane Wizard Desert Hermit for the past twenty years who has experienced enough trauma and time that he doesn't super well remember the details of his childhood, what with all of the wars and death and wars and such.
His acting convinces nobody, but nobody is sure what exactly to do about All Of That so he's for the most part left alone (after very vehemently refusing sptherapy), all the way up until he catches a glimpse of palpatine out of the corner of his eye and then its On Sight
#mads posts#star wars#obi-wan kenobi#specifically i see fics where he gets blasted back to the past and he genuinely acts like he's 11 or whatever age again#and im like NO thats some fuckin weirdo inhabiting the body of an eleven year old#thats a fiftyish year old dude who looks eighty and thinks the best way to train Newly Discovered Force-Sensitive Luke is to blindfold and#shoot at him#he spent twenty years fucking around in a desert and left the planet one (1) time to go rescue leia#he cannot in any way act like a normal child are you kidding me#he was only ever 'normal' during the clone wars because he was standing next to Anakin 'hey watch this' skywalker#actually i think if obi wan were to try to act like a normal kid of the age he appears he would either wildly over or undershoot#he'd be like. huge eyes and babytalk and innocent expressions OR he'd forget he doesn't alr know the nuances of the Alderaanian government#but he couldnt pull off 'totally normal guy dont mind me'#obi wan doesnt manage to oneshot palpatine btw. that would be too boring#he steals the nearest available lightsaber and Goes For It and obv is stopped due to being shaped like a baby and having the strength of on#and then again refuses to answer any questions
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Prompt 191
So. Apparently immortality does in fact exist. And is apparently very easily accidentally achieved, if the fact an entire city has it now.
The GIW will be waiting a very long time to be able to drop that ghost shield, because the city doesn’t seem to be dying out anytime soon. Or at all actually. It’s been several generations now.
They might need to request assistance. Maybe before others start to investigate now that vigilantes are becoming a semi-common thing.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#prompts#The ghost shield made it where the ecto wasn’t able to disperse as it came out of the portal & filled the city#Everyone became too ecto contaminated to be able to exit#And just… stopped being able to die permanently or by old age#They’re not exactly humans nor ghosts but something in-between#Aka Liminal as fuck#Technically everyone counts as a meta or alien#They sure aren’t human anymore & all remember the shit the GIW and government have pulled#They’ve opened up trading with the Realms a while ago#They give them living world things that help with obsessions & get seeds or whatever supplies in exchange#Along with training#They all give off necromancing fae vibes#Liminal Amity Park#Danny is Not ghost king
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I don't know how many times we have to say this but this is because the United States of America does not have public transit in any form that a European would recognize as such outside of a few very small, highly-dense municipal locations like NYC and Chicago, and having used both those systems and the U-Bahn i can firmly assert that the U-Bahn blows American subways into smithereens. we especially do not have accessible interstate passenger train service outside of that one commuter Amtrak loop in the northeast. the country is designed to force its citizens to use cars and only cars, and the government has made it policy to incentivize car ownership since the 1940s and punish any other form of transit, including just walking around. do you understand? the vast majority of roads here do not have bike lanes. when we do have bike lanes they are not protected by a curb or divider, they are just white lines painted on the asphalt. you will regularly encounter roads and streets--inside of cities and suburbs, not just in rural areas--that do not have sidewalks
#they will never get it unless theyre actually forced to live here lmao#a German drivers license is 800-2000€ btw which IS very expensive i agree#however that is money being paid directly to the government so they can use as much of it as possible to tongue Israel's butthole#and then whatever is left over for trains and bike lanes and sidewalks#as opposed to the usa where a license costs basically nothing and requires almost zero skills testing and as a result the only thing that#kills more children than cars in this country is guns#lmao#however having looked at OP's blog i just want to say they're right about red dwarf#peace and love on planet earth
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#Neither of them are dumb. Btw. One of them is a TRAINED GOVERNMENT SPY and the other is an omnipresent time god. /lh#Curt Mega#agent curt mega#acm#spies are forever#tin can bros#tin can brothers#saf#tinky#t’noy karaxis#tnoy karaxis#hatchetfield#npmd#time bastard#nightmare time
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#capitalism#eat the rich#end capitalism#working class#workers rights#workers#labor#trains#politics#us politics#government#the left#progressive#unionize#unions#news#current events
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capcom PLEASE give me some more content of leon in training
#i know he’s being blackmailed by the government and probably very mentally ill here but he looks soooo prettyyyyy#at least give me a full body model#or take this flashback filter off#i will have to die i know we’ll never see more#leon in military training uniform please save me#LOOK AT HIM#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#resident evil#re4r#resident evil 4 remake
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Tuffnut: Remember kids! Be yourself, stay healthy, commit arson, steal from the government, and eat the rich-
Hiccup: Okay, that's enough
#taking into account that Hiccup will be chief and therefor will be the government and also rich… yeah… I consider it canon#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#rtte#race to the edge#incorrect httyd quotes#incorrect rtte quotes#tuffnut
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The state of the railroad infrastructure is simply awful. Another accident captured on video by ordinary citizens. And how many similar situations are not caught on video? 🤔
#pay attention#educate yourselves#educate yourself#knowledge is power#reeducate yourself#reeducate yourselves#think about it#think for yourselves#think for yourself#do your homework#do your own research#do some research#ask yourself questions#question everything#train derailment#news#infanstructure#government corruption
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RESIDENT EVIL 4 (2023)
"His ability soon attracted the master's interest. And when he took him to the dungeon— No, I can't write anymore. I don't want to recall what happened down there. "
#yeah but speaking directly in its face is sure to get its attention kennedy.#re4r#resident evil 4 remake#re4redit#reedit#resiedit#videogameedit#dailygaming#gamingedit#leon kennedy#leon s kennedy#garrador#body horror tw#flashing tw#iT cAn'T sEe Me#bitch but it can hear you#i would make the same mistake but listen i'm not a trained government agent#i'm really enjoying putting document text on these#my gifs#re
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it's obviously for exposition reasons but CP9 showing up in Water 7 and IMMEDIATELY unveiling themselves and fully explaining who they are and how their organization works is so funny
Lucci spent 5 years pretending he could only communicate through pigeon ventriloquism, and as soon as he stops he doesn’t shut up. Just immediately yapping about being secret government agents, the structure of their covert organization (that's not supposed to exist), and world government's secret plans for mass destruction. Starting to think Hattori was actually a safeguard so they could make it that long undercover
#lucci 0.1 seconds out of disguise: 'paulie we’re secret government agents who've been spying on your boss for years'#'paulie we've been trained since childhood to use these specific special techniques. also look at my cool devil fruit. it makes me a cat.'#at galley-la it’s like JUST lucci too kalifa kaku and blueno only say the bare minimum and keep their disguises mostly on#they had dead body doubles prepped and everything like are you faking your death or Not#yes I know they have to explain who they are somehow and Lucci does the most talking cause he's the leader but he really goes 0-100#'well we're killing him anyway- franky we're government agents/spies here to rob you. here's the things we've already done and our plans'#rob lucci#hattori#one piece#water 7#cp9
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the tfone the office au is slowly turning into an "Ultra Magnus gets bullied by his charges au" and honestly, I'm not complaining
#put b127 and some newly freed y/a miners in a room together with a military leader and you'll get chaos unbeknownst#poor guy#Didn't mean for it it turn out so U-M focused but hey it is#WHAT THE FUCK DOES GOVERNMENT DO?!?!??! LIKE WHAG GOES ON?!?!? LIKE IK GOVERNMENT STUFF BUT WHAT STUFF#LIKE WOULD THEY BE PREPARING FOR WAR OR WHAT#i mean. U-M is in charge of training the miners who followed the big 3 to the ✨️ government ✨️ for government office stuff#but other than that 😕😕 like what do those guys do behind the scenes#transformers#transformers one#tf one#Ultra Magnus#Tf one ultra magnus#Tf one arcee#gonna make bee and cee team up for peak shenanigans she had like 1 lines but I can tell she's like earthspark arcee#Tf one Jazz#he's there aswell 😚😚#B 127#bumblebee#badassatron#tf one b 127#tf one bumblebee#Dette's tf one the office au
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au where Saiki has to fight a much worse version of him but a different kind of worse than light novel Saiki
#No ok like hear me out#Imagine Saiki having to confront a version of him that was successfully trained as a weapon by that one government he destroyed in canon#Or even like. Imagine he has to confront a version of himself that went too far in the classroom and killed everyone.#Imagine the angst#Oufuhththghghg#no ok I don’t have time to make a full length comic like the premonition dream one I DONT HAVE THE TIMEMMEE E IM IN COLLEGE#Maybe I can write a fic#either way I’m going normal over this concept
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Trump Weird News - Without Doubt - Comparison
Not A Shadow Of A Doubt
#comparison#without doubt#weird news#trump#donald trump#trump 2024#weird#kamala harris#kamala#harris#harris 2024#harris walz 2024#not a shadow of a doubt#cold hearted#black hearted#warm hearted#afro-indo#apprentice#experienced#dictator on day one#president on day one#blackness#training#government#compasion
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P...... Party rrocker in the house tonihhgt
#sorry yall shit caption im too busy being an adult now#suddenly my birthday comes around again and now the government wants me to vote and join the military (srsly i have got so much mail)#and yet i still cant drink like the 46 year old man who smokes like a freight train and grows weed in his gramamaws backyard in me would smh#us military ik you love me but please stop sending me mail i am literally crippled and feral you do not want my whiney ass#animals#cats#petblr#cat life#catblr#cat lovers#cat#my cat#cat photos#calico#calico cat#silly pet#silly cats#cat memes#pet cat#cat pics#cat pictures#cute cats#aww#lol#haha#awwpics#cute#cute animals#SOMEBODY HELP THIS CAT IS SO ANNOYING SHE SNORES SO LOUD
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its so silly but i just keep thinking abt being in norway and seeing for the first time kinda ever that like governments can do things to make peoples life better. for no other reason but just to improve things. like im sure norway has lots of problems i didnt see on a trip but i cannot stress how insane it was that the government had done things because it would be nice. to take care of people. ?????
#tour guide like yeah the minimum wage is decent here its 220 NOK (roughly ovr $22) but its not perfect and literally evryone in our group#being like $22??!?!?!???!?!!? MINIMUM!??!??!!?#i keep thinking about taking the bus and trams in oslo :( and abt walking IN THE STREET in bergen wjthout getting run over#or the restaurant on top of the bergen funiculr mountain getting state owned this year bc it was mismanaged ans going under but#everyone would like there to be a restaurant there so the government just decided to make sure there would be one????#instead ofbjust letting it die???#or ALL THE OIL AND POWER BEING STATE OWNED. HELLO?#its just insane idk. that things can for real be different. where i am theres a revolutionary amt of public teansport for a not huge city#but its still basically one bus and then the slowest most fucked up train in the whole world (40min drive = 2.5 hours by train)#assuming uh thw train doesnt get stuck again lol#it mostly exists to take mormon missionaries to the airport i think lol.#the 'walkable' old town section still has 4 and 6 lane roads you have to cross every block.#i dont know its just... its. augh!!!!!!!!#birdenest#we told one guy the minimum wage for waitstaff was about 21 NOK and he didnt believe us and got upset that we were lying
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The Mass News Media hasn’t covered this story enough
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