#Google search tricks

[needtricks-blog]

Mastering Google Search: Effective Techniques, Tricks, and Tips

Mastering Google Search Effective Techniques Tricks and Tips. Google is one of the most widely used search engines, and it provides access to an enormous amount of information. However, with so much information available, it can be difficult to find what you’re looking for quickly and efficiently. (more…) “”

[sicktwistedlimpwristed]

r/saw my beloved

[northduhcodeuh]

My brain is mush rn

They stole one of Utah’s kids. They’re trying to teach him how to play Minecraft but they don’t know either.

[shyesterin]

I have a big fondness for this website but sometimes I get reminders that a lot of people here will genuinely believe anything you put on a post in big letters and immediately get outraged over it like a facebook grandma who believes every single thing on her timeline

[froggowivdagudvibes]

hiii!! froggy Halloween! trick or treat!!

You get a

Haribo Fried Egg!!

[bigassbowlingballhead]

remember when you would google something and it would say "did you mean?" and then give you an option for no "show me results for [what i searched for originally]" what happened to that? where'd that option go.

why are you not showing me results for what i'm fucking looking for.

[neosatsuma]

trick or treat? <|:3

HELLO HAPPY HALLOWEEN [USES THIS TO DEPOSIT CANDY INTO YOUR BASKET]

[janliko]

what. you know what yeah I am wondering

[shitty-davesprite-daily]

google search is it gay to sacrifice your humanity for the homies

google search is it gay to relent your very sense of self and your ppersonhood for the sake of a version of your loved ones that will never look at you the way 'yours' did, while playing second fiddle to the version of yourself that got the long end of the stick

google search tech deck tricks

TG: oh hey look at that i found all the answers you were looking for right here

TG: funny how easy that was to find

TG: its amazing what you can do when you arent wasting your time spamming some poor suckers inbox with stupid shit

[dgalerab]

i wish ai art was like. i type in a very specific prompt and it goes through and finds a person's actual art that shows exactly that as a reference for my own art. like links me to their page or profile on social media or something. that would fuck.

[mukuharakazui-official]

"ah.... It's alright, anon. I was just...frazzled, I suppose. By all the saying things I didn't want to... with a "spell" like that, something could easily come out wrong. It seems that terrible "spell" has worn off though... honestly, good riddance, haha"

... Well, that's... Understandable. I think if someone casted that kind of spell on me I'd end up saying things I didn't mean as well.

anon im going to explode its happened again,,,,,,,,,,,,,this isnt it this sucks anon this is so unbased

thankyou for the sympathy anon i truly appreciate it. this spell is going to be the end of me tho

[thumimathen]

Hi there, im really sorry. I know its kinda inappropriate to ask for a favor like this but I just wanted to ask if you could possibly share or boost the post I pinned for my cat. We're in desperate need of help right now. I hope youd consider, if not I understand dont worry. Be safe always! Pls do send me a msg or answer this ask privately if possible <33

I'm really sorry for you too, unfortunately I know how to use google, better luck next time scrub

the "answer this ask privately" is the weirdest part if you think about it for more than a few seconds, like if they want mutual aid badly then why have stuff addressed anonymously? ugh

see also: https://butterflikisses.tumblr.com/post/665031007850921985/hey-would-it-be-okay-if-u-can-spare-a-little-bit

[invisiblesketches]

hi

trick or treat? :D

:0 hi Bean!!! Here's some treats for you!!! (And mc alliumduo bc why not)

[spacexfucker]

People are very willing to accept that aita shit on reddit is rage bait when it suits them to claim its rage bait while simultaneously using every story that supports their world view as gospel.

[webotorial-blog]

Google Just Remove Your Favorite GMB Feature | You Won’t Believe — Seowalebhaiya

Google Just Remove Your Favorite GMB Feature | You Won’t Believe — Seowalebhaiya

Manthan Kushwaha

Google Just Remove Your Favorite GMB Feature! You Won’t Believe What Happened Next! 😱

Hey there, fellow digital marketers and small business owners! Buckle up, because Google’s been playing musical chairs with our beloved Google Business Profile features again. And let me tell you, it’s wilder than a cat trying to catch a laser pointer on a trampoline!

The Great Google Goofening of 2024

So, what’s the latest casualty in Google’s spring cleaning frenzy? Drumroll, please… 🥁

Google has decided to say “bye-bye” to the good ol’ Q&A feature on Google Business Profiles!

That’s right, folks! The feature that brought us such gems as “Do you sell pancakes?” on a car dealership’s profile and “Is this a good place to hide from the police?” on a public library’s page is now sleeping with the fishes.

But why, Google, why? Well, according to their official statement:

“We’ve found that 87% of questions were actually just people trying to ask Siri for directions while accidentally typing into Google. The other 13% were divided between actual questions and people trying to order pizza from hardware stores.”

The Fallout: Local SEOs in mess-up mode!

Local SEO experts worldwide are now scrambling to find new ways to boost engagement. Some have resorted to standing outside businesses with megaphones, shouting, “ASK US ANYTHING!” Talk about old school marketing, am I right?

One distraught SEO professional, who wishes to remain anonymous (let’s call him Definitely-Not-Bob), had this to say:

“First, they took away our ability to stuff keywords into business names. Then they limited our photo uploads to prevent ‘accidental’ stock image invasions. And now this? What’s next? Will they make us actually visit the businesses we’re optimizing? The horror!”

But Wait, There’s More!

In true Google fashion, they’re not just taking away features. Oh no, they’re also adding some… interesting ones. Let’s take a look at what’s new in 2024:

AI-Powered Business Description Generator: Now your hardware store can sound like a poetry slam gone wrong! “Nails sharp as wit, hammers heavy as heartbreak, we’ve got your DIY dreams covered.”

Mood Lighting Integration: Your business hours now change color based on your Google review rating. Hit 4.5 stars, and you’re bathed in a soothing green. Dip below 3? Enjoy that anxiety-inducing red glow!

Review Karaoke: Customers can now sing their reviews. Because nothing says “great dental experience” like a root canal patient belting out their feedback to the tune of “I Will Survive.”

The Silver Lining

Look on the bright side! With Q&A gone, you’ll no longer have to answer riveting questions like:

“Is this really a funeral home or can I host my kid’s birthday party here?”

“Do you sell left-handed screwdrivers?” (Asked to a right-handed screwdriver store, obviously.)

“Is your yoga studio gluten-free?”

In Conclusion

As we mourn the loss of yet another Google Business Profile feature, remember: change is the only constant in the world of SEO. Well, that and the crushing existential dread of algorithm updates.

So, chin up, digital warriors! Adapt, overcome, and maybe consider opening that left-handed screwdriver store. I hear there’s a gap in the market!

Stay tuned for our next article: “10 Ways to Optimize Your Google Business Profile Using Interpretive Dance and Morse Code.” It’s going to be a banger! 💃📟

[procrastiel]

Ok, now that you wiped away your tears of laughter, here’s how you can change your web browser and search engine:

- download one of the browsers that put privacy and security first. Here’s a great list. Examples include: Brave, Mozilla Firefox, and for more advanced users: Tor, Ungoogled

- use a VPN. There’s free and paid options.

- change your default search engine to something other than Google. Your online traffic matters. Which websites you load matters. Think of your time and clicks as online currency. Ecosia is a great Bing/Microsoft based search engine that also plants trees with every search! And it gives great results. Another one is DuckDuckGo. Here’s a list of alternative search engines.

Hot tip: the operating systems also collect data whenever you use an online keyboard (and suggested text). Don’t want them to know what you’re typing? You can download a free privacy keyboard for Android (haven’t found one for iOS yet but Apple says the data is stored on device only. Let’s hope so🤞).

Another idea for advanced users: operating systems (such as macOS and Windows) still collect tons of data about you, and cost money if you want to install them on a 2nd hand device, for example. You can use operating systems that are completely free, open-source and user-friendly, such as Ubuntu.

Now go and roam the internet, be free, and donate to open-source programs if you can 😘