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hamletthedane · 8 months ago

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Thinking about him (the soldier in Poynter’s Faithful Until Death painting watching an apocalypse unfold around him with horror in his eyes as he tries to keep himself standing beneath a doorway, based on an actual 19th century archeological find of a man in full soldier’s garb under a doorway at Pompeii)

#edward poynter #art #faithful until death #Pompeii #Do I think this man was actually ~standing guard until death~? unlikely. he probably just succumbed to the smoke early #do i think this is a devastating representation of the actual last moments of thousands of people? absolutely #it’s such a good painting

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anchovy · 1 year ago

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Me in a random tag: weeeeee this is so fun!! I love looking at all the cool art and posts wow.

An 18+ untagged self insert reader fic that involves multiple kinks, is thousands of words long, and isn’t under a read more:

#AUGGGG STOP #I DONT WANT TO LNOW JOW GOOD THE SECURITY GUARD FROM THE NEW FJAF MOVIE IS AT GETTING HEAD #anchovy archive #postings #hits

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chloesimaginationthings · 3 months ago

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What if Mike and Jeremiah are the guards in FNAF 2..

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf fanart #fnaf movie #fnaf 2 #Jeremiah fnaf #mike schmidt #jeremy fitzgerald #fnaf 2 movie #ID be so down for jeremiah being a night guard in the new establishment #I only think his inclusion could enhance things #like the set up is already perfectly there #his name is derived from Jeremy #he’s a security guard so him working there isn’t left field #and he’s already friends with Mike so they can interact immediately #Mike obviously would want to protect his friend too #so that adds another layer to why he’s gotta stay at the location etc #I also think Jeremiah’s reaction to the animatronics etc would be so funny #he’d be the ‘straight man’ in that set up #he’d be such a good addition to the main group #chill with if they get someone else to be Jeremy etc #but jeremiah would feel like a big missed opportunity to me

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leafwhirlwind · 6 months ago

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I feel, personally, like not enough people focus on the fact that in this iconic big tiddy moment

Falin is. Splattering someone’s brain on the pavement like a fine ragù.

Splat.

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #falin touden #not that anyone’s gonna read this (and just know I know it’s all in good fun)#I never said this was *bad*#I. too. wish to be fucking cheesegratered on the cobblestone between her big fuckoff scaly toes #the maizurusplat just caught me off guard the first time I watched it #I hadn’t seen anyone highlight the gore. mostly the gorgeous animation 🥰#peace and love y’all. hoping for everyone to get turned into their pasta sauce of choice by a big scary chimera lady

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shiftythrifting · 1 month ago

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Guard Log on Facebook Marketplace

A small price to pay for safety

#guard log #shiftylisting #submission #facebook marketplace #security systems #v punny #the face is so good

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notbecauseofvictories · 10 months ago

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I'm re-reading the Discworld series for reasons, and honestly the most relatable part of reading these as an adult is how many of the protagonists start out being tired, used to their little routine and vaguely disgruntled by the interruption of the Plot. Sam Vimes wants to lie drunk in a gutter and absolutely doesn't want to be arresting dragons. Rincewind is yanked into every situation he's ever encountered, though he'd much rather be lying in a gutter too. (Minus the alcohol. Plus regretting everything he's ever done said witnessed or even heard about fourth-hand in his whole life.) Granny Weatherwax is deeply suspicious of foreign parts and that includes the next town over; Nanny has leaned into the armor of "nothing ever happens to jolly grannies who terrorize their daughters-in-law and make Saucy Jokes"

Only the young people don't seem to have picked up on this---and that's fortunate, because someone has to run around making things happen, if only so Vimes and Granny and Rincewind have a reason to get up (complaining bitterly the whole time) and put it all to rights. Without Carrot, Margrat, Eric, etc. these characters don't have that reason; they're likely to stay in the metaphorical gutter and keep wondering where it all went wrong or why anything has to change.

............well, that's not quite true. You get the sense that Vetinari knows how much certain people hate the Plot. And as the person sitting behind the metaphorical lighting board of Ankh-Morpork, he takes no small pleasure in forcing the Plot-haters specifically to stand up, and say some lines.

#I finished guards guards just yesterday and I forgot that vimes and wonse were set up to be mirror images #both boys from the shades of very different natures; who made good (ish) in wildly different ways #also it's interesting reading this books from an adult perspective; my mind isn't blown that these books exist #anymore; plus I've read so many good books since #and they're not perfectly constructed novels! especially these early books;#there are plenty of spots where I can feel the narrative get thin; where there's more handwaving than I remember #but each book IS better and tighter; the jokes are funnier and the irony sharpens; the footnotes are better utilized #the characters are getting more interesting and complicated as opposed to set-ups for jokes.#it's an illustration of someone getting better at their chosen field and that in itself is more impressive than I was anticipating.#discworld

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whisperwillyou · 2 years ago

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I still haven’t watched the last two episodes lol

Have a Noceda siblings sketch that I never finished

Luz really cartwheeled into the boiling isle and swiped the brother Belos has spent the last 400 years fine tuning and I have nothing but respect for her. 😌

#toh #the owl house #Luz Noceda #Hunter Noceda #hunter the golden guard #the most simblings ever #emperor belos #philip wittebane #caleb whittebane #Philip: I made a better version of an old friend-#Luz: you fucked up a perfectly good brother is what you did. Look at him! He’s got anxiety and ptsd!#fox talks

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js-dragonart · 1 month ago

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✨"C*nts."✨

Little Jaehaerys learned his father's favorite word. Queen Helaena is not impressed.

#house of the dragon #aegon ii targaryen #team green humor #digital art #helaena targaryen #prince jaehaerys #he's a good boy #he learns so fast #the guards are scared too

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 3 months ago

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None of our hands are clean

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #jin guangshan #mianmian #The secret meaning behind one of the jin members scuttling off is:#I couldn't make three people work out in the remaining panels and per my rule of '3 attempts and take a different approach' he had to go.#Sometimes there are meaningful reasons why something happens in the background. And sometimes it is like this.#Let's just say he saw what was about to happen and got out of there before mianmian started throwing hands.#Okay no more delay. The sheer boldness to call WWX a killer in a room full of people who wear their war body count as a badge...#It's about hypocrisy yes - but it is also about how the narrative shifts on the same action depending on the frame.#Because at the end of the day...the blood on our hands is still blood on our hands.#Both the deaths on the battlefield and the deaths of the Jin's abusing the Wen remnants are still deaths caused by another.#They are also deaths that - depending who holds the frame - are noble acts to protect others.#But it isn't supposed to be about who was right and who was wrong.#It is about the need to be seen as the victim to avoid culpability.#Because if you aren't responsible you don't have to be held accountable. You don't have to grow or change.#If someone takes all the blame then there is no need to reflect on your own faults.#We have to protect our fragile ego from the mirror lest it shatter and we have to remake it anew.#Horrifically enough...even if WWX spared the Jin guards or even never ran into Wen Qing #He wouldn't have been able to escape being the scapegoat. He downfall was set into motion a long time ago.#My goodness...What a deliciously tragic story Wei Wuxian's first life was.

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kinnsporsche · 2 months ago

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THE OLD GUARD (2020) dir. Gina Prince-Bythewood

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howtomakeyousee · 16 days ago

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#aesthetic #vibes #current mood #good will hunting #robin williams #relationship #romance #love #spilled words #spilled thoughts #words #healing through words #choose your own adventure #guard your heart

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adhd-coyote · 7 months ago

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“General Kenobi, you claim an assassin killed the Chancellor?”

“Yes. Unfortunately, neither I nor Commander Fox saw them, as they used a flash bomb to disorient us and fled too quickly for us to follow.”

“And where, exactly, did they flee? No one reported seeing anyone leave this office.”

“Why, they fled through the broken window, of course.”

“What broken window?”

“That one.” Kenobi points. The previously intact window shatters, as if hit by a very strong invisible force. Neither Kenobi nor the Marshal Commander so much as twitch.

“Are you alright, sir?” Commander Fox asks, all concern. “You must be very tired, if you didn’t notice the clearly broken window. You should go rest. It’s okay, General Kenobi and I can take it from here.”

“Yes,” Kenobi agrees, prim and proper. He raises a hand, fingers slightly curled, and his voice takes on a different note. “Go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time you wake.”

“I will go home and take a nice, long nap. This will all be handled by the time I wake.”

“Very good. Have a nice evening.”

#do i know who they’re talking to?#nope. absolutely no idea #i just know that these two silver-tongued little shits would be such a good team #let them be besties #they’d have so much fun #obi wan kenobi #commander fox #star wars #the clone wars #coruscant guard #prompt #mini fic #sw tcw #my writing

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cryoverkiltmilk · 1 year ago

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