#Goldie Oates

[gabsliftss]

Haul!

got all this stuff when I visited Florida

Últâ:

šüpérgøøp -sunscreen x3 - $30

Ðrúnk éléphañt - Goldie drops - $38 lippie balm - $18 - mini prontini cream - $20

Mâríø báðéşću - acai vanilla lip gloss - $8

Wâlmârt:

Bübblé - bounce back spray - $13

Mìlìåñì - lip gloss - $8

Cøvérgìrl - yummy gloss x2 $24.99

Røšš:

elf oat cleaner $5

Mârşhâllš:

Glóššìér - bomb doctom balm x5 - $70 - suit blushes x2 - $32

Mârío bâðéšćú - lip glosses x3 - $20

Ćrémé shóp - watermelon lip gloss $9 - macaroon lip gloss -$9

Bâth & bøðy wørks :

strawberry pound cake hand cream - $8.95

ĆVŠ:

búbblé - knock out - $12.00

Total : 317.94

I didn't except it too be so high😭😭

*this is just a to I don't condone shoplifting as it is a serious crime and shouldn't be dealt with lightly*

[tokuvivor]

Hello, my duck-loving friends. In lieu of @violetganache42 providing highlights from last night’s Movie Night (Duckburg Adventures edition), I’ll actually be taking a crack at it.

Chef Donald

Ass shot opening

@shewhowantsmouseears: “This is one of those ‘Donald is trying to live his life and god said fuck you’ shorts, I can tell already”

Trans Donald talk (egg laying)

Waffle misadventures ensue when Donald pours rubber cement into the batter

He’s gonna get his waffles or die trying

Donald’s angry squawk

Taking his anger out on Old Mother Mallard

Seriously, what did she do?

Send in the Clones

@writebackatya comparing the ‘87 theme to Hall and Oates

Breaking the rules of strictly Duckburgian adventures

Poe

Beagle Boys sounding like Meowth

Magica’s voice sounding more Slavic than Italian

Mel and I making references to Natasha from Rocky and Bullwinkle

Dewey’s voice changing?

The Beagle Boys (as the triplets) not wanting to wear their suit jackets

OG Webby!

NO NOT THE DOLL

Webra Walters with the Baba Wawa voice (shoutout early SNL)

Everyone is confused by the clones

“I haven’t eaten in minutes.”

Cracker-snatched

Theme song moment!

Scrooge racism moment

Huey as Chicken Little

Splatter Phoenix is art lesbian Jesus

Another theme song moment!

“Banned!” “That’s my joke!”

Daytrip of Doom!

Missy wanting to smash Scrooge

Webby is scary (and adorable)

Beakley being mad about Scrooge reconnecting with his family

“Ow, my tailbone!”

“Uh…ocupado.” “House meeting. NOW.”

@alex31624 singing the Spanish DuckTales theme

Louie sitting away from the other kids

Dana Terrace!

Beakley’s rules

“Wait, are they gonna kiss?”

Funso’s Fun Zone (“Where fun is in the zone!”)

Dewey definitely taught his brothers to harmonize

Webby autism moments (there are many in this episode, believe me)

Will talking about the parallels between Daytrip of Doom! and Nothing Can Stop Della Duck!

“Unrealistic for children to act like that.” Bitch what

Webby’s first time on a bus

Beagle Boys!

Fuckin’ Timmy Jenkins

Louie showing Webby the ropes

Jane! (Will, you’ve convinced me on just how great she is)

Not water

Jane tries to help Webby

Fruity water

Jane and Gandra are definitely friends

Uke or Puke!

WEBBY KILL

Beakley basically watching a Donald Duck cartoon

HDLW siblings real

Ma Beagle in the house!

Margo Martindale is a legend

Comparison to Mama Fratelli from The Goonies

Episode with ‘87 vibes (this and The Living Mummies of Toth-Ra!)

Webby wants to be normal

“Normal’s overrated.” “We need you to be Webby normal.”

Discussing autistic episodes

DONALD KILL

Webby getting the best of Ma

Donald hug

“I’m on Webby’s team!” -HDL

How did Donald not know Beakley was a spy?

Dough Ray Me

White Fenton jumpscare

@godfrey-the-chaos-duck and Will: “You know what else has an arcade?” “My mom!” “…the server.”

Fenton taller than Scrooge

Ghostbusters reference!

Fenton being voiced by a guy named Hamilton and Hamilton himself

OG Gyro

Lin-Manuel Miranda being a legend for saying this

Godfrey putting the do-re-mi pun together

Gyro being an ass to Fenton in ‘17 is karma for ‘87

Fenton’s vampire look

Minor Fenro discourse

Economics lesson!

HSM reference (status quo)

Nice jail cell

German inflation after WWI

Club Penguin reference (there were a few mentions of Club Penguin last night)

Gosalyn would take advantage of fraudulent allowance

Scrooge is pissed

To the moon (like Della)

Going full Peter Griffin

Beakley needs booze (also, Lady Olivia reference)

Reference to a fic about Scrooge having a mental breakdown regarding his riches (Cape Town, 1913)

Swimmin’ Hole

Summer!

Pete Hate Club is back

He took the swimming hole!

Electric fence

“We killed Holey!”

@violetganache42 and I referencing the Suite Life PRNDL scene

Bambi reference

Mickey is too nice

Who is Gizmoduck?!

Spam’s love for Mark Beaks

Huey helping Donald at the bank

Everyone is threatening Huey tonight

Fenton!

Huey’s big eyes when Roxanne Featherly interviews him

Goldie O’Gilt as a Christ figure

Incompetently dangerous or dangerously incompetent?

M’ma!

Mark and his ship names

The Gearloose Hay Wire

Huey climbing up Gizmoduck

Mark is Jasmine from Aladdin

Fenton’s destiny

“You will be mine.”

Gyro firing Fenton

Waddleduck

Huey being extra

“In the recycling, you monster!”

Mark being racist

That’s not Gizmoduck!

“I am not your amigo.”

More Huey climbing

Fenton sacrifices himself…but he’s alive!

He still can’t get his damn respect from Gyro, though

Waddleduck song in the ending credits!

The Good Muddahs

Webby episode!

No one wants to play with her

Someone please give this child a hug

Beagle Babes!

Why do they have globes on their chests?

Pink gun

They got Webby!

Beakley said “hussies” holy shit

Thugs and kisses…

The cops in this episode are immensely fucking stupid and useless

HIS WEE WEBBIGAIL

Beagle Babes with Webby

They’re trying, and so far, they’re failing

That’s not Cinderella

Okay they’re bonding with her good

Shoplifting list!

Pulling a gun on your sister

@hueberryshortcake: “She has two ladylike charms. Sorry.”

Beakley is pissed

Bubba nose

They found Webby! She doesn’t want to leave, though. But what if…

THEY RUINED HER

Webby with a gun help

Bagel Beebs

The boys driving the car

Beagle Babes reformed…wait, they want to go back to jail

Happy Birthday, Doofus Drake!

Team Magic!

Tempest in a teapot

Missy’s love for Della

Legends of Legendquest!

Goldie!

“Scariest bunny in the pet shop”

Scheme Team ready to go

Huey farming

Della’s snatched waist

Beagle Boys sweep!

Guhmeemama

“Hellowyn, Llewellyn.”

Honey Bin

Percival P. Peppington (knockoff Willy Wonka)

The child! (Boyd)

Glomgold and Sharkbomb!

“Grandma…OW!…super young aunt”

“Hi, I’m BOYD!”

Lester’s Possum Park

The Duke

A wild Launchpad appears!

Goldie’s legs

Glomgold-Sharkbomb fight!

“Don’t tell me what to DOOOOO!”

#You’reAllWet

Boyd and Gumball sharing a VA

Not the farm!

Goku Huey!

Beaks Optimistic Youth Droid

Boyd goes berserk!

“I swore after last year no one’s eyes would melt out of their heads!”

Goldie betraying Louie

Fucked-up Boyd moment, continued

Goldiemama

“It’s over 9,000!”

HUEY KILL

“This is worse.”

Boyd is Doofus’ new brother

Mr. and Mrs. Drake growing spines and punishing Doofus

Accidental Timephoon! reference?

Huey’s in too deep

Louie’s picture in Goldie’s wallet!

And there you go! Better late than never, I guess. I tried to get in as much as I could. If I missed anything, feel free to add.

[therainforestechoes]

hi!!!!!! could you perhaps do lucky charms (the cereal lol) themed npts!!!! fem + masc if possible! ^_^ thank you !!!!

-🍎

Of course!

Names: Lucky,Charm,Marsh,Oat,Clover,Rainbow,Sweetie,Goldie,Rover, Yumi,Faye, Cereal, Dash, Sparkle, Leprechaun, Brogan, Felix, Carmen, Iris.

Pronouns:

Luck/Luckself, Charm/Charmself, Four/Fourself, Clover/Cloverself, Marshmellow/Marshmellowself, Sugar/sugarself, Morning/Morningself, Oat/Oatself, Glimmer/Glimmerself, bright/brightself, Cereal/Cerealself

🥣/🥣s 🌈/🌈s 🍀/🍀s 🍭/🍭s 🌻/🌻s 🌾/🌾s 👨‍🌾/👨‍🌾s 🎨/🎨s

Titles:

[Insert name] The Lucky charm enjoyer, Your local lucky charm appreciator, Lucky charm Deluxe, Charm of Luck X3, Sweet Cereal Silliness, Goobery charm!, Four-leaf-Charm

Your Request was done by....

Ren! 🌌

[Mod #🌌Ren]

[wankerwatch]

Lords Vote

On: Victims and Prisoners Bill

Lord Thomas of Cwmgiedd moved amendment 149A, after clause 48, to insert the new clause, Imprisonment or detention for public protection: release test II. The House divided:

Ayes: 91 (61.5% LD, 23.1% XB, 7.7% Lab, 3.3% , 2.2% Con, 1.1% Green, 1.1% PC) Noes: 192 (93.2% Con, 3.1% , 2.1% XB, 1.6% DUP) Absent: ~527

Likely Referenced Bill: Prisoners (Disclosure of Information About Victims) Bill

Description: To require the Parole Board to take into account any failure by a prisoner serving a sentence for unlawful killing or for taking or making an indecent image of a child to disclose information about the victim.

Originating house: Commons Current house: Commons Bill Stage: 2nd reading

Individual Votes:

Ayes

Liberal Democrat (56 votes)

Addington, L. Allan of Hallam, L. Bakewell of Hardington Mandeville, B. Barker, B. Beith, L. Bonham-Carter of Yarnbury, B. Bowles of Berkhamsted, B. Brinton, B. Bruce of Bennachie, L. Burnett, L. Burt of Solihull, B. Clement-Jones, L. Dholakia, L. Featherstone, B. Foster of Bath, L. Fox, L. Garden of Frognal, B. German, L. Goddard of Stockport, L. Grender, B. Hamwee, B. Harris of Richmond, B. Humphreys, B. Hussain, L. Hussein-Ece, B. Janke, B. Jolly, B. Kramer, B. Lee of Trafford, L. Marks of Henley-on-Thames, L. Miller of Chilthorne Domer, B. Newby, L. Northover, B. Oates, L. Palmer of Childs Hill, L. Parminter, B. Pinnock, B. Randerson, B. Russell, E. Scriven, L. Sharkey, L. Sheehan, B. Shipley, L. Smith of Newnham, B. Stoneham of Droxford, L. Storey, L. Strasburger, L. Suttie, B. Taylor of Goss Moor, L. Teverson, L. Thomas of Gresford, L. Thomas of Winchester, B. Thornhill, B. Tope, L. Tyler of Enfield, B. Walmsley, B.

Crossbench (21 votes)

Anderson of Ipswich, L. Berkeley of Knighton, L. Carter of Haslemere, L. Clancarty, E. Cromwell, L. Finlay of Llandaff, B. Freyberg, L. Hogan-Howe, L. Hope of Craighead, L. Kerr of Kinlochard, L. Kidron, B. Meston, L. Pannick, L. Prashar, B. Sentamu, L. Somerset, D. St John of Bletso, L. Thomas of Cwmgiedd, L. Trevethin and Oaksey, L. Vaux of Harrowden, L. Warner, L.

Labour (7 votes)

Blunkett, L. Healy of Primrose Hill, B. Lipsey, L. Lister of Burtersett, B. McConnell of Glenscorrodale, L. Quin, B. Whitaker, B.

Non-affiliated (3 votes)

Fox of Buckley, B. Paddick, L. Verdirame, L.

Conservative (2 votes)

Garnier, L. Moylan, L.

Green Party (1 vote)

Jones of Moulsecoomb, B.

Plaid Cymru (1 vote)

Smith of Llanfaes, B.

Noes

Conservative (179 votes)

Agnew of Oulton, L. Ahmad of Wimbledon, L. Altmann, B. Altrincham, L. Anelay of St Johns, B. Arbuthnot of Edrom, L. Ashcombe, L. Ashton of Hyde, L. Balfe, L. Banner, L. Barran, B. Bellamy, L. Bellingham, L. Benyon, L. Berridge, B. Bethell, L. Blencathra, L. Bloomfield of Hinton Waldrist, B. Booth, L. Borwick, L. Bottomley of Nettlestone, B. Bourne of Aberystwyth, L. Bray of Coln, B. Bridgeman, V. Browning, B. Brownlow of Shurlock Row, L. Buscombe, B. Caine, L. Caithness, E. Callanan, L. Cameron of Lochiel, L. Camrose, V. Carrington of Fulham, L. Cathcart, E. Choudrey, L. Colgrain, L. Courtown, E. Crathorne, L. Cruddas, L. Davies of Gower, L. De Mauley, L. Deben, L. Dobbs, L. Douglas-Miller, L. Duncan of Springbank, L. Dunlop, L. Eccles, V. Effingham, E. Elliott of Mickle Fell, L. Evans of Bowes Park, B. Fairfax of Cameron, L. Farmer, L. Finn, B. Fleet, B. Fookes, B. Forsyth of Drumlean, L. Foster of Oxton, B. Framlingham, L. Fraser of Craigmaddie, B. Frost, L. Fuller, L. Glendonbrook, L. Godson, L. Gold, L. Goldie, B. Grimstone of Boscobel, L. Hamilton of Epsom, L. Hammond of Runnymede, L. Harlech, L. Hayward, L. Helic, B. Henley, L. Herbert of South Downs, L. Hodgson of Abinger, B. Hodgson of Astley Abbotts, L. Horam, L. Houchen of High Leven, L. Howard of Lympne, L. Howard of Rising, L. Howe, E. Howell of Guildford, L. Hunt of Wirral, L. Jackson of Peterborough, L. James of Blackheath, L. Jamieson, L. Jenkin of Kennington, B. Johnson of Lainston, L. Johnson of Marylebone, L. Jopling, L. Kempsell, L. King of Bridgwater, L. Kirkham, L. Kirkhope of Harrogate, L. Lamont of Lerwick, L. Lansley, L. Lawlor, B. Lea of Lymm, B. Leicester, E. Lexden, L. Lilley, L. Lindsay, E. Lingfield, L. Liverpool, E. Livingston of Parkhead, L. Lucas, L. Magan of Castletown, L. Mancroft, L. Manzoor, B. Markham, L. Marks of Hale, L. Marland, L. Marlesford, L. McInnes of Kilwinning, L. McIntosh of Pickering, B. McLoughlin, L. Mendoza, L. Meyer, B. Minto, E. Mobarik, B. Monckton of Dallington Forest, B. Montrose, D. Morris of Bolton, B. Mott, L. Moynihan of Chelsea, L. Moynihan, L. Murray of Blidworth, L. Naseby, L. Neville-Jones, B. Neville-Rolfe, B. Newlove, B. Nicholson of Winterbourne, B. Noakes, B. Norton of Louth, L. Offord of Garvel, L. Owen of Alderley Edge, B. Parkinson of Whitley Bay, L. Pickles, L. Popat, L. Porter of Fulwood, B. Porter of Spalding, L. Randall of Uxbridge, L. Reay, L. Redfern, B. Risby, L. Roborough, L. Rock, B. Sanderson of Welton, B. Sandhurst, L. Sater, B. Scott of Bybrook, B. Seccombe, B. Shackleton of Belgravia, B. Sharpe of Epsom, L. Shephard of Northwold, B. Sherbourne of Didsbury, L. Shinkwin, L. Smith of Hindhead, L. Stedman-Scott, B. Sterling of Plaistow, L. Stewart of Dirleton, L. Stowell of Beeston, B. Strathcarron, L. Strathclyde, L. Sugg, B. Swinburne, B. Swire, L. Taylor of Holbeach, L. True, L. Udny-Lister, L. Vaizey of Didcot, L. Vere of Norbiton, B. Wei, L. Wharton of Yarm, L. Willetts, L. Williams of Trafford, B. Wolfson of Tredegar, L. Wyld, B. Young of Cookham, L. Younger of Leckie, V.

Non-affiliated (6 votes)

Chisholm of Owlpen, B. Faulks, L. Foster of Aghadrumsee, B. Grade of Yarmouth, L. Hoey, B. Taylor of Warwick, L.

Crossbench (4 votes)

Bew, L. Cavendish of Little Venice, B. Craigavon, V. Kilclooney, L.

Democratic Unionist Party (3 votes)

Browne of Belmont, L. McCrea of Magherafelt and Cookstown, L. Morrow, L.

[thelemonzone42]

Olivia Nibblesqueak

Jess and Lily were both baking hamster/rabbit treats made of oats, bananas and carrots. After the treats cooled off and fed the animals the treats, they spotted their good friend, ‘Goldie’ who is a cat. She took them to a tree with a door on it.

Inside, they were in The Friendship Forest. Goldie explained that she has a surprise for them. In the forest, they found the new bakery, ‘Nibblesqueak Bakery’. To celebrate, they threw a cake decorating contest. They have special cake decorating tools, including a frosting bag that can change colors of the frosting. Amongst the workers are Mr. and Mrs. Nibblesqueak and their kids, ‘Jenny’, ‘Penny’ and ‘Olivia’ who each have a flower wreath on their head. However, Olivia’s best friend ‘Percy’ was hogging up some of the icing.

All of the sudden, a bat, a frog, a rat, and a crow came in and started making a mess. From a yellow orb came the evil witch, ‘Grizelda’. The animals that trashed the competition were her new henchmen,  Peep the crow, Masha the rat, Hopper the frog, and Snippet the bat. From her hands, Grizelda made evil purple orbs and spread them across. One even hit Olivia, turning her into a messy hamster. Grizelda and her new henchmen left. 

Because of what Grizelda did, Mrs. Nibblesqueak canceled the competition until the matter was resolved. Jess and Lily decided to stay in The Friendship Forest to help. In The Human World, time stands still.

Later that night, they saw Peep and Olivia wrecking flowers and decided to get their Mrs. Taptree for help, Fast. Mrs. Taptree is the local librarian. Her place may be small on the outside, but on the inside, is as big as the New York Public Library.

 Inside, she was tucking her twin sons away because they couldn’t get enough sleep from all the noise Peep and Olivia were making last night.

Speaking of which, as Jess, Lily, and Goldie were looking for a cure to Grizelsa’s curse, they saw Peep and Olivia wrecking the place and heading off. Jess and Lily had a feeling they snuck in while they opened the door. After finding a cure book, they learned that they must cure Olivia by giving her a few of her favorite things, just like in The Sound of Music.

At the Nibble Squeak Bakery, Mrs. Nibblesqueak explained that Olivia likes art and her favorite food is pink cherries and the best place to find cherries in The Friendship Forest is at Cherry Corner.

When they got there, they could see that Peep and Olivia destroyed the labels. Now they can’t tell which is which. Jess tried a few until she ate one of the cherries that turned her hair pink. The other WEIRD effect immediately wore off. Now they have to find out what Olivia’s secret is. They decided to tell Percy, because he knew Olivia better than anyone in Friendship Forest.

By the time they got Percy’s home, which is next to the bakery, Percy refused to reveal her secret, because that would be mean. However, they explained that it’s an emergency, and revealed that Olivia still had plates with her stuffed baby hamster, ‘Nutmeg’. Olivia begins to feel like she’s getting too old for stuffed animals, so she plays with it privately. 

At her home, Mrs. Nibblesqueak explained that she hasn’t seen Nutmeg in months. However, they decided to take a look at Olivia’s sketchbook to find a clue where it was. Amongst the drawings, the saw a toy hamster by Bluebell Brook, where it was blue as the water and bluebell flowers. That’s when they have a hunch that it’s Olivia’s favorite place. They got to Bluebell Brook by hot-air balloon and were escorted by Captain Ace, a local stork pilot.

When they got there, they found Nutmeg and Peep and Olivia tearing up the brook. Quickly, Jess and Lily placed Olivia’s favorite things there and chanted it out loud. Olivia immediately turned back to normal and returned to Jess and Lily. Peep was sad because Olivia had to go, so he flew off to Grizelda.

Back at the Nibblesqueak Bakery, the cake decorating contest began again. Percy won the contest for his hot air balloon cake. For first prize, he won a batch of freshly made raspberry and hazelnut muffins while everyone else gets iced cherry cupcakes. They were made from pink cherries. Percy also shared some with Olivia. Although everyone knows about Olivia’s stuffed toy, she’s glad that Jess and Lily saved her from becoming a bat.

After Jess and Lily returned home, they could see the animals eating their freshly made animal treats and decided to make some more for their animal friends in Friendship Forest.

The End. 

[pyxisastronautica]

W: Welp! Guess that settles it. For the second time in two months I am stuck in a very dangerous hole. Thought it'd be at least three, heh. Sure does feel like life has a way of happening never for years or all at once. Goldie and Uni 'r on route then I take, Coco?

E: Yes. You're lucky you had just enough sense to tell Papa where you were going.

W: Joy of joys, I'm sure they'll be very happy to see us. Nothin' to do but wait, then. How many pockets like this do you reckon exist down here?

E: I...have no idea. I'm not sure anyone does. These nanite populations must've been washed down into the groundwater by rain, or perhaps burrowed in before TCCAI's signals could reach them. Assuming the other NCAI faced the same issue- and I imagine they did- the whole Earth's crust could be teeming with undetected reserves of them such as these.

W: Well. Ain't that a bitch.

E: Despite everything, I suppose it's fortunate we have any means to deal with it available to us. How's Lima holding up?

W: She's alright. She may be forbidden from speakin' to 'em mushrooms, but nothin' to stop her from listening. Can hardly stand it myself, though. Kinda glad she brought Oats honestly. Fuzzy little potato is keepin' me sane, I think.

[abbiebsart]

Yeehawgust day 8: Mountain Pass

The group is currently on their way to Greyling, one of the man larger cities scattered across the known world. We’re getting closer and closer every day 🌄

[soft-heartlover]

6, 11, 13, 26, 28, 38, 47 :)

Hi there!! thanks for asking darling!✨

6.- Tag a sapphic blogger who makes you laugh.

Always: @reverie-9, @gay-grandma, @proudlyklainer 💖

11.- Who are some of your favorite musicians?

uh musicians as such without counting their bands would be: Joan Jett, Debbie Harry, Carole King, Siouxsie Sioux, Aretha Franklin, Philip Oakey, Patti Smith, Stevie Nicks, Mitski Miyawaki

13.- Where would you like to live someday?

I really want to live in England

26.- Recommend some bands or musicians.

current artists/bands: Widowspeak, future islands, nilüfer yanya, TOPS, beach house, Hozier, Mild Orange, the growlers, blond ambition and skinshape.

Oldies but goldies: Pet shop boys, duran duran, Prince, Daryll Hall & Jhon Oates, The Human League, Pixies, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts / The runaways, Smashing pumpkins, Fleetwood Mac, Al Green

28.- Do you get crushes on straight girls?

Uuuuh, now that I think about it I don't think I've ever had a crush on a straight girl.

38.- Do you have/want any piercings or tattoos?

In fact, I wear slightly thicker than normal earrings in my ears, they are 3mm. I had a nose piercing since I was 15 but I had it removed a year ago🥺. And I have three black ink tattoos.

47.- Describe your dream home.

an old apartment on a second or third floor, with a high, very clear ceiling, a small metal balcony overlooking the city or continuous streets with large old windows that open out or in. Lots of big green plants, futons and some art and glass. I see it very likely to be like this💖.

[dominik528]

What I read in 2020, from worst to best

1. Little Fires Everywhere by Celeste Ng - ★☆☆☆☆ (review)

2. Rules of Civility by Amor Towles - ★☆☆☆☆ (review)

3. Love Traveling by Hitomi- ★☆☆☆☆

4. The Red Queen by Philippa Gregory - ★★☆☆☆ (review)

5. The Poet X by Elizabeth Acevedo - ★★☆☆☆

6. Trinkets by Kirsten Smith - ★★☆☆☆

7. The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros -★★☆☆☆

8. Bridge to Terabithia by Katherine Paterson - ★★☆☆☆

9.The Man in the High Castle by Philip K. Dick - ★★☆☆☆

10. Where'd You Go, Bernadette by Maria Semple - ★★☆☆☆

11.Avenue of Mysteries by John Irvings - ★★☆☆☆

12. The Expatriates by Janice Y.K. Lee - ★★★☆☆ (review)

13. Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo - ★★★☆☆ (review)

14. The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 10 (1969 - 1970) by Charles Schulz - ★★★☆☆ (review)

15. Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden - ★★★☆☆ (review)

16. Kill the Boy Band by Goldy Moldavsky - ★★★☆☆ (review)

17. Alphabet of Dreams by Susan Fletcher - ★★★☆☆ (review)

18. Girls on Fire by Robin Wasserman - ★★★☆☆ (review)

19. Archenemy by Frank Beddor - ★★★☆☆

20. Finally & 13 Gifts by Wendy Mass - ★★★☆☆

21. No One to Trust by Melody Carlson - ★★★☆☆

21. Girl in the Train by Paula Hawkins - ★★★☆☆

22. Empress of the World by Sara Ryan - ★★★☆☆

23. On the Come Up by Angie Thomas - ★★★☆☆

24. 13 Little Blue Envelopes by Maureen Johnson - ★★★☆☆

25. Clueless: Senior Year by Amber Benson - ★★★☆☆

26. This Book is Not Yet Rated by Peter Bognanni - ★★★☆☆

27. The Summer of Jordi Perez by Amy Spalding - ★★★☆☆

28. Blue is the Warmest Color by Julie Maroh - ★★★☆☆

29. Breakfast at Tiffany's by Truman Capote- ★★★☆☆

30. Bone Gap by Laura Ruby - ★★★☆☆

31. Lilac Girls by Martha Kelly - ★★★☆☆

32. The DUFF by Kody Keplinger - ★★★☆☆

33. Eggs by Jerry Spinelli - ★★★☆☆

34. Dumplin' & Puddin' by Julie Murphy - ★★★☆☆

35. The Body by Stephen King - ★★★☆☆

36. L: Change the World by M - ★★★☆☆

37. Sadie by Courtney Summers- ★★★☆☆

38. The Graveyard Shift by Neil Gaiman- ★★★☆☆

39. Save the Date by Morgan Matson - ★★★☆☆

40. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? by Philip K. Dick - ★★★☆☆

41. Neil Gaiman's How to Talk to Girls at Parties by Fábio Moon - ★★★☆☆

42. Jughead, Vol. 3 by Ryan North - ★★★☆☆

43. Archie, Vol. 5 by Mark Waid - ★★★☆☆

44. Twilight: The Graphic Novel, Vol. 2 by Young Kim, Stephanie Meyer - ★★★☆☆

45. Sôdôk by Sheri Holman - ★★★☆☆

46. Staying Strong: 365 Days a Year by Demi Lovato - ★★★☆☆

47. The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah- ★★★★☆ (spoiler review)

48. The Secret Life of Bees by Sue Monk Kidd - ★★★★☆ (spoiler review)

49. Marlene by C.W. Gortner - ★★★★☆ (review)

50. Thomas Jefferson Dreams of Sally Hemings by Stephen O'Connor - ★★★★☆ (review)

51. The Siren by Kiera Cass - ★★★★☆ (review)

52. Silver Linings Playbook by Matthew Quick - ★★★★☆ (review)

53. Revolutionary Road by Richard Yates - ★★★★☆ (review)

54. The Beguiled by Thomas Cullinan - ★★★★☆ (review)

55. The Turn of the Key by Ruth Ware - ★★★★☆ (review)

56. Flowers in the Attic by V.C. Andrews - ★★★★☆ (review)

57. Rutta & Kodama, Volumes 1 - 3 by Youko Fujitani - ★★★★☆ (review)

58. Twilight: The Graphic Novel, Vol. 1 by Young Kim, Stephanie Meyer - ★★★★☆ (review)

59. The House of Impossible Beauties by Joseph Cassara- ★★★★☆ (review)

60. Harry Potter 1 - 3 by J.K. Rowling - ★★★★☆

61. Esperanza Rising & Becoming Naomi León by Pam Muñoz Ryan - ★★★★☆

62. Sweetest Spell by Suzanne Selfors - ★★★★☆

63. Teen Titans: Raven by Kami Garcia- ★★★★☆

64. Two Boys Kissing by David Levithan - ★★★★☆

65. Blended by Sharon Draper - ★★★★☆

66. Shanghai Girls & Dreams of Joy by Lisa See - ★★★★☆

67. The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 25 (1999 - 2000) by Charles Schulz - ★★★★☆

68. The Ice Cream Queen of Orchard Street by Susan Jane Gilman - ★★★★☆

69. Jahanara by Kathryn Lasky- ★★★★☆

70. Sharp Objects by Gillian Flynn - ★★★★☆

71. Zombie by Joyce Carol Oates - ★★★★☆

72. Juliet Takes a Breath by Gabby Rivera - ★★★★☆

73. So Far From Home by Barry Denenberg - ★★★★☆

74. Soundless by Richelle Mead - ★★★★☆

75. Mockingbird by Kathryn Erskine - ★★★★☆

76. This One Summer by Mariko & Jillian Tamaki - ★★★★☆

77. Archie, Vol. 6 by Mark Waid - ★★★★☆

78. Cut by Patricia McCormick- ★★★★☆

79. Girl in Pieces by Kathleen Glasgow- ★★★★☆

80. Jughead, Vol. 2 by Chip Zdarsky- ★★★★☆

81. Reggie & Me by Tom DeFalco - ★★★★☆

82. Radio Silence by Alice Oseman- ★★★★☆

83. Number the Stars & The Giver by Lois Lowry - ★★★★☆

84. Attack on Titan, Vol. 2, 3, 6 & 7 by Hajime Isayama - ★★★★☆

85. Call, Silent Night & Ice Dolls by Hitomi - ★★★★☆

86. Princess Ai, vol. 3 by Courtney Love & DJ Milky - ★★★★☆

87. Attack on Titan, Vol. 1, 4 & 5 by Hajime Isayama- ★★★★★ ( review , review )

88. Princess Ai, Vol. 1 & 2 by Courtney Love & DJ Milky - ★★★★★ (review)

89. Flower by Hitomi - ★★★★★ (review)

[reesefms]

                          ✩ —  𝒉𝒊  𝒑𝒂𝒍𝒔  !  i’m  buzzing  with  excitement  because  we’re  finally  open  !  i’m  so  excited  to  see  everyone  bring  their  muses  to  life  ,  it’s  unreal  .  i’m  leia  (  she  /  her  )  repping  the  est  tz  ,  which  fits  my  #basic  personality  because  i  would  kill  for  starbs  iced  coffee  w/  oat  milk  .  i  honestly  apologize  in  advance  for  how  ramble - y  &  long  this  into  is  ,  it’s  a  little  embarrassing  !  i  would  love  to  plot  with  each  &  every  one  of  you  so  please  smash  that   💛  if  you’d  like  to  !  you  can  find  me  at  theweeknds#0379  on  discord  or  we  can  use  tumblr’s  ims  if  you  prefer  !  

                           *  𝐡𝐚𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐠𝐨𝐬  here  and  do  i  have  the  tea  for  you  .  reese  is  back  in  bridgehampton  for  the  summer  ,  living  off  the  leblanc’s  family  $302  mil  .  must  be  nice  to  come  back  home  to  the  hamptons  ,  i  wonder  what  her  fellow  class  of  2017  grads  think  of  her  return  .  you  know  ,  she  was  known  around  town  as  the  reveler  and  for  bhs  senior  superlatives  she  was  crowned  as  most  likely  to  be  late  to  her  own  wedding  .  i  wonder  if  that  still  holds  true  today  ,  a  lot  can  change  when  you  go  off  to  ucla  and  study  communications  .  either  way  ,  i  bet  she  is  still  very  audacious  ,  blithe  ,  negligent  and  depraved  .  hopefully  this  time  next  year  the plans  to  stay  in  la  and  focus  entirely  on  her  youtube  channel  come  true  .  in  the  meantime  ,  i  look  forward  to  seeing  her  blast  teen  idle  -  marina  and  the  diamonds  at  every  hamptons  function  .  it’s  going  to  be  a  wild  summer  home  ,  welcome  back  .

*  tw  :  drinking  ,  drug  use  ,  death  ,  overdose  ,  suicidal  ideations  if  you  squint

╰  ✩   𝚝𝚑𝚎  𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢  𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜   :  

the  leblancs –  an american  made  ,  household  name  .  hollywood  embedded  so deeply in  the  bloodline  ,  it  made  the  rest  world  question  whether  or  not  a  gene  for  acting  existed  .  the  leblanc  women  always  seeming  to  marry  into  the  business  –  actors  &  actresses  going  hand  in  hand  ,  marriages  supposed  to  last  the  test  of  time  .  however  ,  for  every  card  of  luck  fate  deals  a  cursed  one  –  messy  divorces  ending  in  vicious  headlines  ,  the  media  practically  salivating  for  the  next  leblanc failure  .  every  ending  prompted  with  a  –  &  when’s  the  next  wedding ?  (  side  note  :  i  was  inspired  by  goldie  hawn  /  kate  hudson  !  )  

dawn  leblanc’s  determination  to  break  the  cycle  had  been  admirable  ,  the  young  actress  entering  a  tumultuous  relationship  with  a  young  musician  ,  bandleader  kurt  rhodes  .  for  four  magical  years  the  pair  defied  the  world’s  expectations  ,  perhaps  the  leblanc’s  would  finally  achieve perfection –  climbing  back  onto  the  pedestal  after  being  knocked  down  time  & time  again  .

the fifth  year brought  reese  elizabeth  leblanc into  the  world  ,  another  girl  slated  to  continue  on  the  leblanc  family  legacy  .  the  night  had  been  stormy  ,  thunder  no  match  for  her  cries  –  as  if  the  universe  had  known  the  blonde  was  destined  to  be  a force  of  nature  .  her  parents &  the  rest  of  the  world  fell  in  love  with  her  ,  angelic  golden  curls  & wide  ,  doe  eyes (  thanks  to  the  leblanc  genes  )  masking  the  terror  she  became  –  born  with  an  insatiable  curiosity  that  drove  her  to  explore  any  & everything  .

dawn  clung  to  the  hope  that  reese  would  mature  into  perfection  ,  hiring  yet  another  painter  to  cover  up  scribbles  in  a  bold  ,  crimson  shade  of  chanel  lipstick  .  forks  moved  to  the  top  shelf  in  an  effort  to  stop  her  from  emulating ariel ,  her  favorite  disney  princess  –  the  gold  metal  bound  to  ruin  her  curls  .  reese  favoring  time  with  her  father  ,  enamored  by  the  vibrations  raking  through  her  tiny  body  as  chubby  ,  little  fingers  pressed  against  black  &  white  keys  .

the seventh  year  ,  the  leblanc  curse  took  its  effect  ,  gifting  reese  a  divorce  for  her  second  birthday  .  this  one  messier  than  those  before  ,  kurt’s  affair  with  a groupie ,  no  less  ,  plastered  on  every  news  stand  .  her  grandmother  quick  to  swoop  in  ,  reese &  her  mother  moving  in  to  hide  away  from  the  flashing  lights  .  the  eldest  leblanc  reminding  her  daughter  that  she  should  have  listened  all  those  years  ago  –  musicians  weren’t leblanc  material  .  the  blame  never  falling  on  the  leblanc  women  –  self  -  absorbed to  a  fault  .

within  a  year  of  her  divorce  ,  dawn  re-married  ,  her  co-star  &  american’s golden  boy  brent  jacobs  –    the  supposed  new  love  of  her  life  .  as  always  ,  the  media  latched  onto  the  news  –  eagerly  sinking  their  teeth  into  the  idea  of  a  publicity  stunt  to  rub  the  tarnish  off  dawn’s  reputation  . &  when  reese  turned  three  ,  her  family  grew  to  four  – savannah  dawn  leblanc  entering  the  world  much  more peacefully than  her  older  sister  ,  wrapping  every  person  around  her  finger  with  just  a  bat  of  her  baby  blues (  eye  color  seemingly  the  only difference  between  the  leblanc  sisters ) .

╰  ✩   𝚝𝚑𝚎  𝚝𝚎𝚎𝚗  𝚒𝚍𝚕𝚎   :  

as  much  as  she  should  ,  reese  could  never  hate  her  younger  sister  .  the  pair  forging  a  bond  that  could  be  explained  by  no  one  despite  their  obvious  differences  .  with  only  a  shared  mother  ,  it  shocked  everyone  to  see  just  how  similar  they  looked  .  dawn  taking  to  the  idea  of  pretending  as  if  reese  were  the  daughter  of  her  second  husband  .  her  mother  had  always  been  too  good  at  acting  ,  a  master  at  eluding  reality  & morphing  it  into  an  acceptable  idyl  .

savannah  was  the  golden  child in  everyone’s  eyes  ,  reese  cast  aside  as  the other  leblanc ,  the  problem  child  .  the  blonde  often  found  sulking  in  her  room  only  to  sneak  out  the  window  the  second  she  got  an  urge  to  explore  .  the  supposed  ,  inherited  acting  bug  had  never  bitten  her  ,  reese  waving  away  any  offer  to  star  in  a  film  or  commercial  .  any  attempt  to  drag  her  to  an  audition  resulted  in  her  either  running  away  ,  or  creating  such  a  scene  that  no  one in  hollywood  would ever want  to  work  with  her  .  a  downpour on  any  project  .

savannah  took  to  acting  just  like  her  mother  .  the  pair  bonding  in  a  way  reese  could  never  ,  frequently  flying  from  their  home  in  the  hamptons  to  auditions  in  la  .  reese  tagging  along  only  so  she  could  see  her  father  ,  the  only  one  who  ever  seemed  to  get  her  –  dawn  claiming  reese  may  have  been  gifted the  leblanc  looks  ,  but  her  moodiness  all  stemmed  from  her  father  .

it  drove  her insane  ,  staring  at  her  reflection  in  the  mirror  every  night  as  if  to  ask  what  was  wrong  with  her  .  why  was  she  so  different ?  why  couldn’t  she  be  agreeable  like  savannah  ?  it  fed  her  jaded  soul  ,  reese  losing  her  innocence &  rose  colored  glasses  far  too  quickly  .  her  realism  tethering  her  to  reality  ,  able  to  see  through  the  pink  ,  glittery  fog  of  dawn  leblanc’s  world  .

she  fought  with  her  mother  constantly  ,  savannah  always  sneaking  into  her  room  at  night  to  ask  quietly  ,  why  won’t  you  &  mom  get  along  ?  she’s  doin’  her  best  re  .  reese  never  had  the  answer  ,  always  a  heavy  sigh  as  she  brushed  her  sisters  questions  off  .  unable  to  explain  that  ,  while  savannah  was  content  with  being  her  mother’s  doll ,  she  couldn’t  bring  herself  to  –  not  when  she’d  seen  the  world  beyond  the  facade  her  mother  &  grandmother  painted  .  

&  like  clockwork  ,  dawn  drove  her  second  husband  away  –  reese  16  & savannah  13  .  the  promise  to  co-parent  kept  ,  their  split  amicable  despite  the  constant  fights  that  had  ended  in  broken  dishes  &  reese  quietly  sneaking  out  –  losing  herself  in  a  party  ,  in  noise  to  forget  that  silence  could  be  just  as  loud  ,  but  more  deafening  .  

╰  ✩   𝚝𝚑𝚎  𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍  𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚑   :  

reese  couldn’t  escape  the  hamptons  or  her  mother  fast  enough  ,  ucla  her  ticket  away  .  the  only  dark  cloud  ,  leaving  behind  her  sister  .  the  two  promised  to  text  every  day  ,  savannah  always  welcome  to  stay  with  reese  if  their  mother  ever  got  to  be  too  much  –  savannah  much  more  adept  at  handling  her mood  swings  ,  appeasing  her  mother  with  a  sugar  sweet  smile  & a  promise  to  major  in  acting  after  graduation  .  

reese  ,  however  ,  had  no  idea  what  direction  she  wanted  to  go  –  communications  her  fall  back  in  an  effort  to  just  choose  something  that  didn’t  require  much  effort  .  ucla  her  dream  school  for  its  social  climate  more  than  its  educational  one  . &  her  freshman  year  marked  the  start  of  her  youtube  channel  –  reeses  ,  which  currently  has  a  whopping  3.4  million  subscribers  .  true  to  her  surname  ,  the  blonde  did  find  love  in  front  of  the  camera  ,  but  also  behind  it  as  she  vlogged  her  escapades  much  to  the  world’s  enjoyment &  her  mother’s  disappointment  .

savannah  &  reese  texted  every  night  ,  updating  each  other  &  signing  each  text  off  with  a  forever  &  always  .  occasionally  ,  reese  would  forget  –  too  drunk  or  high  to  craft  a  text  ,  always  apologizing  the  next  morning  when  she  woke  up  to  savannah’s  worried  texts  .  despite  being  the  one  that  should  look  out  for  her  sister  ,  savannah  always  seemed  to  be  looking  out  for  her  .  

one  visit  sophomore  year  ,  savannah  begged  reese  to  take  her  out  .  her  sister  living  a  more sheltered  life  ,  one  bound  by  strict  bedtimes  &  after  school  acting  classes  or  rehearsals  .  unable  to  say  no  ,  despite  knowing  she  should  ,  reese  brought  savannah  along  –  letting  her  sister  borrow  her  clothes  ,  the  two  starting  early  with  a  bottle  of  grey  goose  as  they  got  ready  .  

reese  always  had  a  tendency  to  loose  herself  in  a  party  ,  letting  the  night  drag  her  wherever  it  wanted  .  losing  sight  of  savannah  had  been  her  first  mistake  .  telling  savannah  to  have  a  good  time  ,  try  something  new  had  been  her  second  mistake  .  not  being  there  had  been  her  third  &  final  mistake  ,  savannah’s  introduction  to  a  line  of  cocaine  her  finale  .  the  screams  of  someone  call  911 still  keep  reese  up  at  night  –  remembering  vividly  what  it  felt  like  to  see  her  sister’s  body  limp  on  someone’s  bed  .  the  od  unexpected ,  the  line  bad  –  mixed  with  something  too  strong for  someone  so  pure to  handle  .  &  reese  was  left  to  blame herself  .  she  killed  her  sister  .  

the  world  mourned  the  loss  of  savannah  leblanc  .  reese’s  relationship  with  her  mother  more  estranged  ,  casting  the  blame  on  her  just  as  she  had  already  .  she  took  a  6  month  hiatus  from  vlogging  ,  reese  unable  to  do  anything  but  drink  herself  into  a  coma  like  sleep  .  it  was  far  easier  to  numb  herself  ,  bags  under  her  eyes  hidden  by  sunglasses  .  

her  re-entry  online  had  shocked  everyone  .  her  vlog’s  no  longer  carrying  the  light  air  despite  how  badly  she  tried  to  force  it  .  reese  no  longer  the  same  ,  more  self  deprecating  than  before  & much  more reckless  .  her  love  of  vlogging  no  longer  stemmed  from  pure  enjoyment  ,  but  a need to  be  seen  ,  to  no  longer  feel  alone  .  convinced  that  she  was  a  hurricane  ,  destroying  everyone  she  could  ever  get  close  to  .  yet  unable  to  bring  herself  to  care  for  her  safety  because  it should’ve been  her  that  night  ,  not  savannah  .

reese  has  a  blatant  disregard  for  herself  ,  willing  to  push  the  boundaries  so  far  for  the  sake  of  a  thrill  ,  to  feel  something  beyond  the  suffocating  culpability  that  feels  like  a  choke  hold  around  her  neck  . & if  she  ends  up  not  coming  back  from  it  ,  who  cares  right  ?  

she  still  pays  her  sister’s  phone  bill  ,  never  missing  a  beat  –  texting  her  updates  ,  rambles  ,  apologies  .  the  texts  signed  with  their  infamous forever  &  always  .   

so  !  i’m  currently  working  on  a  lil  connection  page  with  ideas  ,  but  for  now  please  accept  this  mess  💛

[zosociologist]

@brownskinsugarplum76 you didn’t skip a beat with this one ma’am!

Nicknames: Lay-Lay / Lay (can replace y with an i for both)

Name: Hallai (pronounced “Ha-lay-ya”)

Zodiac: Libra (ion remember all that extra moon solar system hi-low stuff)

Favorite Artist(s): [Rock/Oldie Goldies related since this blog is mainly for that] Led Zeppelin (obviously), The Police, Rush, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beatles, Talking Heads, The B-52′s & R.E.M (ATHENS GANG GANG!!!), The Clash, Joni Mitchell, Jethro Tull, Steely Dan, Yes, The Who, Kajagoogoo, Prince, Gorillaz, Culture Club, Billie Holiday, Hall & Oates, Fleetwood Mac, James Brown, Os Mutantes, Spirit, Funkadelic, Chicago, Queen, The Rolling Stones, The Mamas & The Papas, Strawberry Alarm Clock, The Association, The Band, Ohio Players, Gary Puckett & The Union Gap, Love, CAN, Jim Croce, The Yardbirds, The Specials, Electric Light Orchestra, Janis Joplin, The Amazing Blondel, Frank Zappa, Sam Cooke, Living Colour, System of a Down, Duran Duran, Oingo Boingo, The Mills Brothers, Dionne Warwick, New York Dolls (I would put more but this is way more than there should be lmao)

Favorite Sports Team: Bold of you to assume I watch SpOrTs ....I meaannn besides UFC & Figure skating ion really be in the cut like that my dudes, and like Plum I suppose I rep the Georgia Bulldogs....to an extent....only because I’m not too far from UGA

Other Blogs: 

@pinktiger501 (My VERRRYYY first blog that I opened when I was 14...you can literally see my gradual phases of fandoms I’ve been in change by the year)

@aceblankthoughts (I think I made this sideblog when I was 16? It was supposed to be an aesthetic/minimalist blog but I failed and it turned out just as chaotic as my first one)

@melanated-writersblock (I made this just last year! May second favorite blog I’ve made after this one. My Korean music sideblog where I ALSO write fics for artists as well)

Do I get Asks?: Surprisingly yes! It makes my heart happy

Blogs I follow: In total I follow 1,309 folks on here

Tumblr Crushes: I have none

Lucky Number: 1,999

Wearing: (Right Now) my blue MTV shirt and black shorts, (In the next hour) my dark plaid trousers with my black Led Zeppelin tee over a white turtleneck and my platform black velvet doc martens (today is my first day back at uni for the Spring semester so I gotta make a good impression)

Dream Vacation: Staying at a nice house in Italy with a decent amount of land and probably a vineyard for a summer. Or a trip to Seoul with a few of my homegirls (we’ve been talking about this since my sophomore year of highschool, it’s gonna fucking happen before I turn 30). Springtime in France, I wake up and walk to the balcony of a cozy penthouse studio apartment with a vintage feel while listening to a Billie Holiday record while I read a nice book and eat my morning breakfast after a night of getting my back blown out by Timothee Chalamet.................................yeah probably too specific-

Dream: To be a world renowned film and tv show producer/actress/director/writer/singer/etc. and whenever I’m not working on big film or tv projects I’d like to be a film professor at a big university or at least do guess speaker lectures about film and tv at ivy league universities on my down time. (whew! the ambition.....THE FLAVOR!!!)

Dream Car: A 1974 Cadillac Eldorado, Toyota Sequoia (I have a 2003 model but a newer version would slap), and a Murcielago Lamborghini

Favorite Food: Cuban food & Bahamian food. Period. 

Drink of choice: Cuba Libre, Sangria, Sky Juice, Goombay Smash & garapiña

Instruments: My voice is my number one instrument I basically hopped out the womb singing. I played trumpet...middle school through highschool...7 years of my life wasted on an instrument that I felt no connection with (and I STILL can’t fucking read notes!!!). Love the piano but can’t play for shit. And I wanna play the guitar so bad but I haven’t started yet and I’m already 20 and I feel like it’s too late but oh well I’m still gonna try.

Languages: Spanish (thanks to my Cuban dad...my phrasing and accent is impeccable but I’m not fluent and I’m fucking failing my ancestors), I use a lot of Bahamian slang because of my mom and I sometimes confuse my friends (it’s not my fault they don’t know wtf a boongie is), and Korean (started teaching myself when I was 15, I can read and spell out hangul but I haven’t practiced in a while...if I keep it up for a year or so I could be fluent....which is a shame.....I should’ve been fluent in Spanish instead........)

Celebrity Crushes: (Sheeesh...we’d be here all day) okay so......Sting, Robert Plant, Roger Daltrey, Anthony Kiedis, Duff McKagan, Eddie Vedder, Josh Kiszka, John Boyega, Trevante Rhodes, Timothee Chalamet, Dacre Montgomery, Florian Munteanu, Seulgi, Jeongyeon, SZA, Indya Moore (aaaand we’ll call it a day for now)

Random Fact: I marathoned both Magic Mike movies the day I turned 18, and I used to scam men on BBW dating sites and made $379 by the end of it.

Tagging: Umm......lemme tag @fan-with-issues @duffshairdye @slashscowboyboots @hallyudoinchica @rogers-wateringcan @ilovetomkeiferslips @xx-kurt-cocaine--xx and anyone else that would like to do it!

[lifejustgotawkward]

365 Day Movie Challenge (2019) - #49: Foxfire (1996) - dir. Annette Haywood-Carter (52 Films by Women 2019: #10)

Adapted by Elizabeth White from the novel of the same name by Joyce Carol Oates, the coming-of-age drama Foxfire is a well-directed, if narratively messy, feature fueled by some strong acting and a good soundtrack. Hedy Burress portrays the protagonist, Maddy Wirtz, a mostly quiet teenager who forms a lifelong bond with three other girls at her school - Rita Faldes (Jenny Lewis), Goldie Goldman (Jenny Shimizu) and Violent Kahn (Sarah Rosenberg) - when a mysterious stranger known only as “Legs” (Angelina Jolie, charismatic and compelling in one of her breakout roles) arrives on campus one day and, apropos of nothing, encourages them to punish a sexually abusive teacher (John Diehl) for his actions. Naturally, the principal (Richard Beymer) suspends the rebellious students, but they soon band together with Legs and become legendary among their peers for fighting back against the men and boys who have tried to control them.

Certain elements of the plot are presented far too melodramatically, including one character’s sudden descent into heroin addiction and an impulsive kidnapping incident that leads to attempted murder. The movie also pulls its punches with regard to the implication that Maddy and Legs are attracted to each other; these renegades are shown partaking into plenty of violence and crime, but they’re not able to share even one kiss? You would think that the producers could have made this allowance in an R-rated film.

Despite the film’s faults, however, the aforementioned soundtrack’s tunes are well-chosen and atmospheric, particularly in the uses of Mazzy Star’s “Into Dust” and Kristin Hersh’s “Me and My Charms,” the latter of which is incorporated in the film’s impressive final scene that ends on a great crane shot courtesy of cinematographer Newton Thomas Sigel (The Usual Suspects, X-Men, Bohemian Rhapsody) and his crew. It’s also nice to see so many recognizable faces in the supporting cast, including Chris Mulkey, Cathy Moriarty, Peter Facinelli and Dash Mihok in addition to the other actors already listed. Flawed though the film is, Foxfire has enough entertaining components to make me wonder why Annette Haywood-Carter’s directorial career has been limited to just one other feature film and a handful of TV work.

[wickedjr89gaming]

List of what sims are currently in what religions (some will change over time)

Cosmicology

Chester Gieke (A)

Melody Tinker (Teen)

DJ Verse (A)

Nerissa Lajoie (Y)

Trevor Thompson (Y)

Ramin Warner (Y)

Ty Bubbler (A)

Mortimer Goth (E)

Alexander Goth (Ch)

Bella Goth (A)

Cassandra Goth (A)

Lilith Pleasant (Teen)

Castor Nova (A)

Pascal Curious (A)

Vidcund Curious (A)

Lazlo Curious (A)

Tycho Curious (Tot)

Nova Curious (Tot)

Klara Vonderstein (A)

Ajay Loner (A)

Lola Curious (A)

Hugh Knowe (A)

Martin Ruben (A)

Tiffany Sampson (A)

Stella Terrano (A)

Trent Traveller (A)

River Land (Teen)

Delta Land (Teen)

Gavin Newson (Teen)

Skye Weiss (E)

Penny Weiss (A)

Justice Weiss (Tot)

Naturism

Sunflowers

Jason Larson (A)

Jodie Larson (A)

Blossom Moonbeam (A)

Kevin Beare (A)

Leod McGreggor (A)

Erin Beaker (A)

Daisies

Faith Goodie (E)

Herbert Goodie (E)

Hector Goodie (Tot)

Jared Starchild (A)

Erik Swain (A)

Jason Greenman (A)

Rose Greenman (A)

Daisy Greenman (A)

Gabe O’Mackey (A)

Alexandra O’Mackey (Teatherton) (A)

Trent Traveller (A)

Tina Traveller (Ch)

Trisha Traveller (A)

Hunter Bigfoot (A)

Church of Nezerity

Purple

Checo Ramirez (A)

Lisa Ramirez (A)

Tessa Ramirez (CH)

Crystal Parker (Y)

Brandi Broke (A)

Dustin Broke (Teen)

Beau Broke (Ch)

Eric Broke (Tot)

John Burb (A)

Jennifer Burb (A)

Lucy Burb (Ch)

Dina Caliente (A)

Mary Gavigan (A)

Nathan Gavigan (A)

Isaiah Gavigan (Ch)

William Williamson (A)

Sarah Love (A)

Matthew Hart (A)

Matthew Picaso (A)

Jessica Picaso (A)

Orange

Denise Jacquet (E)

Gilbert Jacquet (A)

Frances J. Worthington III (A)

Tank Grunt (A)

Daisy Wheels (A)

JoAnn Gutenberg (A)

Aldric Davis (A)

Almeric Davis (A)

Cassandra Goth (A)

Coral Oldie (E)

Daniel Pleasant (A)

Mary-Sue Pleasant (A)

Lilith Pleasant (Teen)

Damon Pleasant (Baby)

Desiree Pleasant (Baby)

Kristen Loste (A)

Priya Ramaswami (A)

Sanjay Ramaswami (A)

Johnny Smith (A)

Ophelia Nigmos (A)

Ripp Grunt (A)

Buck Grunt (Teen)

Pollination Tech #9 Smith (A)

Jenny Smith (A)

Jill Smith (Ch)

Jacob Smith (Baby)

Jessica Smith (Baby)

Jane Stacks (A)

Daytona Beech (E)

Hamilton Beech (A)

Sandy Beech (A)

Virginia Beech (Teen)

Rocky Beech (Teen)

Pebble Beech (Tot)

Beulah Land (E)

Homer Land (E)

Scot Land (Teen)

River Land (Teen)

Delta Land (Teen)

Justin Land (Tot)

Mary Mann (A)

Dora Ottomas (E)

Samantha Ottomas (A)

David Ottomas (Teen)

Red

Ashley Pitts (A)

General Buzz Grunt (A)

Andy Bellum (A)

Lana Mann (E)

Rich Mann (E)

Junior Mann (A)

Followers of Jumbok IV

Chester Gieke (A)

Dixie Land (A)

Zoe Zimmerman (A)

DJ Verse (A)

Sam Thomas (A)

Katelyn Oates (Y)

Jessie Pilferson (A)

Morty Roth (A)

Stella Roth (A)

Sandra Roth (Teen)

Xander Roth (Ch)

Andrew Martin (A)

Jacob Martin (Teen)

Cleo Shikibu (A)

Lazlo Curious (A)

Chloe Curious (A)

Trent Traveller (A)

Trisha Traveller (A)

Tina Traveller (Ch)

Aaron Baxter (A)

Ashley Baxter (A)

Valentine Hart (E)

Candy Hart (A)

Forrest Hart (Tot)

Heather Huffington (A)

Ida Juana Knowe (A)

Ginger Newson (Teen)

Peter Ottomas (A)

Followers of the Great Llama

Malcolm Landgraab IV (A)

Joshua Ruben (A)

Alicia Ternynck (Y)

Christian Despret (Y)

Nina Caliente (A)

Angela Pleasant (Teen)

Brittany Upsnott (A)

Patricia Wan (A)

Loki Beaker (A)

Circe Beaker (A)

Mark Beaker (Tot)

Vidcund Curious (A)

Nova Curious (Tot)

Simism

Jimmy Phoenix (A)

Cyd roseland (A)

Catherine Viejo (E)

Nervous Subject (A)

Stella Terrano (A)

Goldie Hart (Teen)

Helen Wheels (A)

None

Julien Cooke (A)

Dot Matrix (A)

Gunnar Roque (A)

Jasmine Rai (A)

Zoe Zimmerman (A)

Don Goth (Lothario)  (A)

Jules O’Mackey (Teen)

Followers of the Great Freezer Bunny

Florence Delarosa (A)

Gilbert Jacquet (A)

Stephen Tinker (A)

Wanda Tinker (A)

Guy Wrightley (A)

Ramin Warner (Y)

Johnny Smith (A)

Ophelia Nigmos (A)

Ripp Grunt (A)

Buck Grunt (Teen)

Pollination Tech #9 Smith (A)

Jenny Smith (A)

Jill Smith (Ch)

Jacob Smith (Baby)

Jessica Smith (Baby)

Virginia Beech (Teen)

Rocky Beech (Teen)

Scot Land (Teen)

Justin Land (Tot)

Mary Mann (A)

Woody Weiss (Teen)

Followers of the Grilled Cheese Goddess

Jodie Larson (A)

Jimmy Phoenix (A)

Jason Greenman (A)

Leod McGreggor (A)

Martin Ruben (A)

Trisha Traveller (A)

Homer Land (E)

Scot Land (Teen)

Peter Ottomas (A)

Samantha Ottomas (A)

Followers of the Reaper

Tombstone

Hi Thyme (A)

Darren Dreamer (A)

Herb Oldie (E)

Ophelia Nigmos (A)

Alexandra O’Mackey (Teatherton) (A)

Allegra Gorey (A)

Sara Bellum (A)

Chloe Curious (A)

Aaron Baxter (A)

Rhett Hart (A)

Graveyard Dirt

Dirk Dreamer (A)

Betty Goldstein (E)

Cliff Notes (A)

Monica Bratford (A)

Olive Specter (E)

Unknown yet because Newson’s

Gabriella Newson (Ch)

Gallagher Newson (Ch)

Garrett Newson (Ch)

Georgia Newson (Ch)

Jumbok and/or Orange because Ottomas’s

Sharla Ottomas (Ch)

Tommy Ottomas (Tot)

Elizabeth Ottomas (Baby)

Emily Ottomas (Baby)

[altusfl]

39.  The 1987 Season --- Team rosters

Team by team breakdown of more noted players in the 1987 season

Atlanta - QB Steve Bartkowski,QB Walter Lewis, RB Kirby Warren, FB Ken Talton, WR Marcus Anderson, WR/KR Cormac Carney, DL Curtis Anderson, and NT Bob Nelson OLB Cornelius Bennett, ILB Larry Kolic, P Jim Grupp K Efren Herrera 

Arizona- QB Alan Risher, QB Doug Woodward RB Kevin Nelson,RB Nuu Faaola, RB Scott Stamper, RB Randy Johnson RB John Barnett,FB Mack Boatner, WR Jackie Flowers, WR Neil Bahlholm, WR Lenny Willis, TE Mark Keel, G Carl Roberts G Frank Kalil, C Mike Katolin OL Jeff Kiewel RG Alvin Powell, DE Skip McLendon, DE/NT Mark Buben DE Mike Mraz DT Stan Mataele NT Dan Saleamua OLB Ed Smith, OLB Ben Apuna, OLB Scott Stephen MLB Byron Evans  DB Lance Shields DB Eddie Brown  DB Gordon Bunch,FS Allen Durden SS David Fulcher SS Don Schwartz P/K Frank Corral 

Birmingham- QB Cliff Stoudt,QB Bob Lane, QB Mike Shula, RB Brent Fullwood, RB Earl Gant, FB Tommie Agee FB Leon Perry WR Jim Smith, WR Joey Jones, WR Ron Fredrick, WR Perry Tuttle, WR Greg Richardson TE Darryl Mason TE Allama Matthews T Pat Phenix, T Robert Woods G Pat Saindon, G Buddy Aydelette, C Tom Banks G Dave Drechsler DE Jon Hand DE Dave Purifory DE Jackie Cline DE/DT Jimmy Walker DT Doug Smith, DE/DT Ronnie Paggett,  NT Donnie Humphrey OLB Herb Spencer,LB Dallas Hickman, LB Thomas Boyd CB Ricky Ray CB Dennis Woodberry CB Frank Reed DB Dave Dumars  SS Billy Cesare FS Mike Thomas FS Chuck Clanton P Danny Miller K Scott Norwood 

Boston - QB Mike Hohensee QB Steve Beuerlein RB Troy Stratford, RB Richard Crump, WR Joey Walters, WR Kelvin Martin WR Nolan Franz, TE Dan Ross, T Pat Staub G Steve Trapillo G John Schmeding G Gerry Raymond C Mike McLaughlin DE John Bosa,DE Kenny Neil DE Robert Banks DE Wally Klein NT Mike Ruth OLB Ben Needham ILB Marcus Marek CB Goldie Lockbaum CB Woorow Wilson S Joe Restic P Bucky Scribner K John Carney

Chicago-QB Vince Evans, QB Jack Trudeau RB Bo Jackson, RB Thomas Rooks, FB Keith Byars, WR David Williams,WR Steve Bryant, WR Doug Donely, WR Jaime Holland WR James Maness TE Cap Boso, TE Jerry Reese LT Mark Dennis, LT Lee Spivey,LT Duane Wilson,RT Jim Juriga,RG Arland Thompson, C Bill Winters  DE Tyrone Keys DE Don Thorp, DE Ken Gillen, NT Paul Hanna DT Tony Suber ILB Pepper Johnson ILB Jeff Leiding LB Byron Lee LB Scott Leach LB Larry Kolic OLB/DB Jim Bob Morris, OLB/DB John Barefeild OLB/DB Larry James CB Rod Hill, FS Craig Swoope DB Mike Ulmer S Sonny Gordon P Jim Miller K Max Zendejas

Denver- QB Doug Flutie, QB Bob Gagliano RB Bill Johnson, WR Leonard Harris, WR/KR Marc Lewis, WR Vincent White,WR Frank Lockett, LT Steve Rogers, C Tom Davis OL Sid Abramowitz DE Bruce Thornton, DE Calvin Turner, ILB John Nevens, LB Greg Gerken CB/PR David Martin, CB David Dumars CB Nate Miller, P Jack Weil K/P Jim Asmus (Future deals- FS Scott Thomas, MLB Terry Maki, and CB Tom Rotello)

Hawaii - QB Jack Thompson, QB Robbie Bosco,QB/RB/WR Raphel Cherry, WR Walter Murray, WR Mark Bellini , WR Glen Kozlowski, RB/PR/KR Gary Allen, RB Del Rodgers, RB Anthony Edgar RB/PR/KR Vai Sikahema,  FB Lakei Heimuli, FB Tom Tuipulotu, TE Trevor Molini, TE David Mills, RT Jim Mills LT Darryl Haley, LT Dean Miraldi T Vince Stroth, T Nick Eyre, T Wayne Faalafua G Joe Onosai G Louis Wong G Bernard Carvalho, C Ed Riewerts C Robert Anae DE Jason Buck DE Jim Herrmann DE Brandon Flint DE Brad Anae, DE Junior Filiaga,  DT Kit Lathrop DT Tom Tuinei DT Colin Scotts, DT Brad Smith, OLB Kyle Whittigham, OLB Leon White, LB Cary Whittingham, LB Filipo Mokofisi, MLB Kurt Gouveia,MLB Marv Allen CB Dana McLemore CB Jeff Griffin  CB Manny Hendrix, DB/KR Erroll Tucker, FS Blaine Gaison FS Jeff Wilcox SS Mark Kafentzis SS Kyle Morrell SS Jeff Sprowls, S Verlon Redd P/TE Clay Brown K Paul Woodside

Houston- QB Jim Kelly, QB Todd Dillon WR Richard Johnson, WR Ricky Sanders, WR/PR Gerald McNeil, WR/KR Clarence Verdin, RB Sam Harrell, RB Darryl Clark, LT Bryan Dausin RT Tommy Robinson T Ernie Rogers, T Denver Johnson RG Billy Kidd, LG Scott Boucher, C Frank Kalil, DE Pete Catan, DE Cleveland Crosby DE Hosea Taylor DE Charles Benson DT Tony Fitzpatrick DT Hosea Taylor  OLB Andy Hawkins, MLB Kiki DeAyala, OLB Mike Hawkins,  CB Will Lewis CB Mike Mitchell FS Luther Bradley FS Hollis Hall SS Calvin Eason,S Tommy Myers P Dale Walters K Toni Fritsch,

Jacksonville- QB Ed Luther, QB Robbie Mahfouz WR Alton Alexis, WR Perry Kemp, WR Wyatt Henderson RB Kevin Mack, KR/RB Tony Boddie,RB Archie Griffin, FB Larry Mason T Bob Gruber G George Collins C Jay PennisonT Roy simmons C Mike Reuther,RT Ralph Williams, LG Rich garza,DE Mike Raines, DE Keith Millard, DE Phil Dokes OLB tom dinkle LB OLB Joe Castillo, CB Van Jakes S Don Bessillieu S Chester Gee CB Mark Harper DB Bobby Hosea, P/K Brian Franco

Los Angeles- QB Rick Neuheisel, QB Mike Rae RB Christian Okoye, RB Reggie Brown   RB/KR Jarvis Redwine, WR JoJo Townsell, WR Mike Sherrad WR John Jefferson WR Duane Gunn TE Tim Wrightman TE Ricky Ellis OL Rod Walters, Vince Stroh, Bob Simmons, Doug Hoppock, Perry Harnett, &  Jerry Doerger,  C Mike Katolin & G Alvin Powell, DE Lee Williams, DT George Achica, DE Fletcher Jenkins, DE Ben Rudolph DT Eddie Weaver,DE Dennis Edwards, DE Ray Cattage, DE Rich Dimler OLB Eric Scoggins ILB Howard Carson,LB Danny Rich  LB Sam Norris CB John Hendy CB Tyrone Justin CB/S Mike Fox SS Tim McDonald P Jeff Partridge K Tony Zendejas,

Memphis- QB Warren Moon, QB Mike Kelley, WR/KR Derrick Crawford, WR Derek Holloway WR Greg Moser,  WR Sam Graddy, WR Ted Wilson, WR Gizmo Williams RB Tim Spencer, RB Harry Sydney, FB Cornelius Quarles, TE Keli McGregor RG Myke Horton G Bill Mayo DE Reggie White, DE/DT Calvin Clark LB Rod Shoate, LB Mike Brewington CB Mossy Cade CB Leonard Coleman CB mike thomas CB/s Mike Fox DB Terry Love FS Vic Minor SS Barney Bussey P Jimmy Colquitt K Alan Duncan

Miami – QB Vinny Tesreverde, QB Don Strock RB Curtis Bledsoe, RB George Works, RB/PR/KR Eric Robinson  FB Dwayne Crutchfield, WR Eddie Brown,  WR/KR Mike Harris WR Greg Taylor, WR Ricky Simmons WR Elmer Bailey TE Willie Smith TE Bob Niziolek LT Joel Patten RT Jeff Seevy RT/RG Dave Pacella RG Ed Fulton C/G Brian Musselman C Tony Loia T Ed Muransky Vaughn Harman DE Willie Broughton DE Ken Fagan DE Greg Feilds, DE Malcolm Taylor,DT Jerome Brown, DT Dan Sileo, LDT Bennie Smith DE Bob Cobb DE/NT Richard Tharpe DT Kevin Kellin DT Gurnest Brown  OLB Winston Moss LB Jon McVeigh LOLB Darnell Dailey ROLB Joe Hines MLB Mike Muller LB Ken Kelley CB Jeff Brown CB Reggie Sutton CB Trent Bryant CB Willie Holley FS Victor Jackson SS Mike Guess  P Greg Cater  K Jeff Brockhaus

Michigan – QB Richard Todd, QB Jim Harbaugh QB Whit Taylor RB John Williams, FB Albert Bentley,WR Anthony Carter, WR Chris Carter, WR Anthony Allen, TE Mike Cobb,TE Donnie Echols T Ray Pinney, T Chris Godfrey T Ken Dallafior,G Tyrone McGriff, G Thom Dornbrook, C Wayne Radloff, C/G George Lilja DE Larry Bethea DT/NT David Tipton DT Mike Hammerstein DT/DE Allen Hughes ILB Ray Bentley, OLB John Corker, OLB Kyle Borland OLB Angelo Snipes ILB Mike Mallory ILB Robert Pennywell CB Clarence Chapman,CB Brad Cochran CB Ron Osborne DB Oliver Davis S Garland Rivers S David Greenwood P Jeff Gossett K Novo Bojovich

New Jersey- QB Steve Young, QB Tom Ehrhardt RB Hershel Walker, RB Dwight Sullivan RB Calvin Murray, FB Maurice Carthon, WR Scott Schwedes, WR Clarence Collins WR Walter Broughton WR Tom McConnaughey WR Charlie Smith, TE Gordon Hudson, TE Brian Forster C Kent Hull, DE James Lockette, DE Ricky Williamson, DE Freddie Gilbert DT Tom Woodland, LB Jim LeClair, LB Mike Weddington CB Kerry Justin,CB Mike Williams CB Terry Daniels S Gregg Johnson DB Tony Thurman P Rick Partridge K Roger Ruzek

New Orleans- QB Reggie Collier, QB David Woodley,  RB Buford Jordan, RB Marcus DuPree, RB Anthony Steels, WR Trumaine Johnson, WR Jerry Gordon, WR Ron Johnson WR Mardye Mcdole TE Sam Bowers  T Broderick Thompson T Randy Theiss G Gerry Raymond, G Louis Oubre G Terry Crouch DT Jerald Bayless, DT Henry Thomas DT Jeff Gaylord, DT Larry McClain, DE Darryl Wilkerson DE Larry White NT Jerry Ball NT Oudious Lee  OLB Micheal Brooks KB ray phillips CB Lyndell Jones  S Charles Harbison S Tim Smith P Dario Casarino, K Tim Mazzetti

Oakland- QB Fred Besana, QB Tom Ramsey RB Eric Jordan, RB/KR Elmer James FB Tom Newton FB LaRue Harrington WR Gordon Banks, WR Ken Margerum, WR Lew Barnes WR Kevin Williams, TE Brian Williams, T Gary Zimmerman, T Jeff Hart,  G Tracy Franz, G Jim Leonard C Roger Levasa RDE Dave Browning, DE Greg Feilds, LDE Monte Bennett, NT Tim Moore OLB David Wyman OLB David Wyman OLB Tim Lucas OLB David Shaw ILB Gary Plummer LB Tony Caldwell LB Mark Stewart LCB Mark Collins,RCB Derrick Martin FS Frank Duncan SS Marcus Quinn,  P Stan Talley, K Sandro Vitiello

Oklahoma – QB Doug Williams, RB Ernest Anderson, RB Allen Pinkett, RB Andrew Lazarus, RB Vagus Ferguson,RB Mike Gunter FB Ted Sample, FB Derek Hughes, FB Jim Stone, WR Al Williams, WR Kris Haines, WR Lonnie Turner,TE Ron Wheeler,TE victor Hicks, LT Joe Levellis T Mike Perino, RT Jim Bob Lamb,G David Huffman, G Tom Thayer, C Mark Fischer,  DE Leslie O'Neal DE Bob Clasby, NT Tony Casillas ILB Putt Choate,OLB Dewey McClain OLB Kevin Murphy ILB Terry Beeson, LB Vic Koenning, LB Tony Furjanic CB Peter Raeford,CB Rock Richmond, CB Barry Copeland, CB Roney McMillan CB Lee Wilson DB Rod Brown FS Kelvin Middleton SS Herb Williams, P Case DeBrujin, K Luis Zendejas

Philadelphia-  QB Chuck Fusina, RB Kelvin Bryant, RB Paul Palmer RB Allen Harvin, FB David Riley  WR Scott Fitzkee, WR Willie Collier WR Tom Donovan TE Ken Dunek TE Steve Folsom RT Irv Eatman, RG Chuck Commiskey, C Bart Oates, LG George Gilbert LT Mike McClearn D Bill Dugan NT Pete Kugler, DE William Fuller, DE John Walker, DE/DT Willie Rosborough ILB Shane Conlan, ILB Glenn Howard, OLB John Bunting OLB George Cooper LB John Brooks CB Garcia Lane, CB John Sutton CB/S Roger Jackson FS Mike Lush, S Scott Woerner, SS Antonio Gibson  P Sean Landeta, K David Trout

Pittsburgh- QB Glen Carano, QB Craig Penrose, HB Mike Rozier, HB Walter Holman, RB/KR/PR Mel Grey FB Amos Lawrence WR Greg Anderson, WR Julius Dawkins, TE Joey Hackett LT Don Maggs LG Corbin C Correal RG Lukens RT Feilds OL Emil Boures LDE Sam Clancy RDE Tony Woods DE Doug Hollie DT Ken Times, DT Mike Morgan, DT Dennis Puha, LDT David Graham RDT Dombrowski DE Ike Griffin NT Laval Short LOLB Rich D'Amico ROLB Mike McKibben MLB Brian Bozworth,LB Craig Walls CB Jerry Holmes,CB Virgil Livers, S Tommy Wilcox, P Larry Swider K Tony Lee 

Tampa Bay – QB Chuck Long QB Jimmy Jordan, QB Ben Bennett RB Gary Anderson, RB Greg Allen,  FB Greg Boone,WR Larry Brodsky, WR Willie Gillespie WR Chris Castor TE Marvin Harvey, LT Dan Fike, RT Reggie Smith LG Chuck Pitcock RG Nate Newton C Chris Foote DE Mike Butler DE Don Feilder DE Walter Carter, NT Fred Nordgren, DT Mike Clark DE Jim Ramey ROLB Alonzo Johnson LOLB James Harrell, MLB Kelley Kirchbaum MLB Fred McAllister CB Jeff George,CB Warren Hanna, FS Zac Henderson SS Blaine Anderson DB Alvin Bailey DB Doug Beaudoin P/K Zenon Andrusyshyn,

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Yeehawgust day 30: Spaghetti Western

For this prompt I really wanted to parody a movie poster, and ended up going with this poster for A Fistful of Dollars.

[fourteen--steps]

Goldfish foods: A big huge list

Well I did this? A couple months back I legit looked up the ingredients to every single commercial goldfish food I could find and ranked them roughly by quality, for easy reference when people on my forum mentioned them. So uh, yeah. I have them all nicely color coded in a notebook but as I can’t do that here, I’ll just list them in sections instead. 

The best!

These are good staple foods with high quality ingredients and balanced nutrition. They of course should be mixed with plenty of fresh and frozen foods as well, but these should make up a good portion of their daily feeding. 

AAP Paradigm

New Life Spectrum Thera+ A

Or Goldfish formula: basically identical to Thera+ A but often difficult to find

NLS AlgaeMax is a more plant heavy formula, best suited to slightly older fish out of their early growth period

Northfin Goldfish or Veggie Formula

Omega One Goldfish Pellets

Omega One Frozen Freshwater Veggie Gel

Repashy Soilent Green 

Repashy Super Gold

Not bad

May be rotated in with other staple foods for variety, but should not be used regularly. Some have slightly lower quality ingredients or a few too many fillers, others are good quality but not well balanced for daily feeding.

Aqua Master

AquaDine Duraflake

Aqueon Goldfish Granules

Cobalt Pellets

Dainichi Goldfish Color Max

Dainichi Goldfish Ultra (would make a good pond food, not aquarium)

Drs. Foster and Smith

Encore Goldfish

Fluval Bug Bites Goldfish Formula

Hagen Fluval Goldfish Pellets

Hikari Saki Red

J+J Bottom Banquet Wafers

New Era Pellets (also sold under the brand “Vitalis”)

Nutrafin Basix Goldfish Pellets

Ocean Nutrition Premium Goldfish Pellets

Ocean Nutrition Formula One is great quality, but very high protein and for treats only

Repashy Super Green

Xtreme Aquatic Foods Goldfish PeeWee Pellets

Your Fish Stuff (YFS) Goldfish Supreme

YFS Seafood Crumble

If you have to..?

Passable if you’ve really got nothing else on hand, but otherwise don’t waste your money. Feeding these long term is not going to be healthy for your fishies.

API Goldfish food

Azayaka 

Hikari Lionhead/Gold/Oranda Gold/Excel - Hikari foods have gone to shit in the last couple years, all full of fillers and poor quality meals. A pretty good recipe for swim bladder issues in a fancy. Saki is the only one I’d even touch now tbh, and still it’s not all that awesome. 

Nat Geo Goldfish Flakes

Northfin KrillGold/KrillPro

An issue involving Northfin and the use of a particular controversial preservative (ethoxyquin) was recently brought to my attention. It turns out that the preservative is used by the krill fishing industry which supplies much of the US and Canada and enters the supply chain before it gets to Northfin, so may be unavoidable in any American krill based fish food. But as Northfin denied the presence of it in their krill, only to be contradicted by independent lab testing, I currently do not feel comfortable using this particular food from their line which may contain it at higher levels. You are welcome to read up on the situation and come to your own potentially different conclusion, that’s fine.

Seachem Nutridiet Goldfish

TetraSmart Goldfish

No.

Please do not, seriously. 

Azoo 9

Aqua One Goldfish

Essentials Goldfish Flakes (Pet Valu brand)

Marineland Color Enhancing Goldfish

Nutrafin Max Goldfish

Sakura GOLD

Sera Goldy Foods, all varieties

TetraFin Plus Goldfish

TetraFin Goldfish Crisps/Flakes

Tropical USA Goldfish Color Pellets

Tropical USA Super Goldfish Mini Sticks

Wardley Advanced (Hartz)

Wardley Vacation Feeder Blocks

Dear god no please I beg of you

Holy shit how do they sELL THIS STUFF?!?!!? Feat. the reasons I am horrified.

Laguna Pellets - first four ingredients are fillers, plus contains hydrolyzed poultry feathers. Apparently feather meal often contains traces of poultry antibiotics and other chemicals including inorganic arsenic 🙂🙃🙂

Ken’s Premium Koi & Goldfish Pellets, Summer and Spring/Fall Mixes - also contains feather meal, which is super disappointing. He carries a couple of very nice things, and a couple of horrendous ones, the goldfish foods being one of them.

Purina AquaMax - pretty much all fillers and preservatives. Some more yummy poultry byproducts in there. And I mean. Come on. Did anyone even know Purina made fish food???

TetraColor Goldfish Granules - 8 of the first 10 ingredients are fillers... Wheat, starch, corn, oat, soy gluten, wheat germ, yeast oh my gooddddddd

TopFin Goldfish Flakes - unspecified “protein” listed as first ingredient. Seriously. Just “protein”. Buncha fillers and artificial colors. Zero actual real ingredients. Zip. None. This is PetSmart’s flagship brand and there is literally no food in this.

Wardley Goldfish - Ooooh we have eight different fillers, plus fish bone meal! I just got a bad pet food bingo!

If anyone else has a food I didn’t mention that they can send me an ingredient list for I’d definitely appreciate it :3