#God's slave

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[yeslordmyking]

Luke 11:28 — Today's Verse for Thursday, November 28, 2024

[hannatheangel]

i love men with a god complex. yes daddy, you are my god, you are my world, and i want you to control every aspect of my life. yes daddy, i’ll let you do anything you want to me.

[tinkkles]

I really do love the fresh take on the dead wife aspect in scavengers reign like. She didn't die in some terrible accident or at the hands of an evil third party, she died because of you. Because of your ambition and carelessness and because you didn't prioritize her enough to even look for her as the ship was going down. You will carry this guilt for the rest of your life. She will haunt you forever. Pray that her ghost is enough to change you for the better.

[archer-vale]

[syn0vial]

i have absolutely zero interest in the "ascendant!astarion/obedient, submissive spawn!tav" content that everyone seems so crazy about, but you know what ascendant!astarion ship does intrigue me? ascendant!astarion/absolute!tav. astarion is tav's sire. tav is astarion's god. what the fuck would that even look like?

[mendellyill]

Just saw a post about zevrans torturers in the fade being dalish elves that made me think about this.

I was listening to zevrans dialogue with the warden and other companions and zevran truly doesn't identify with or as basically any of the groups he could conceivably be a part of. He's left the crows so he's no longer a crow, he was rejected by the dalish and is not really a "true elf", he can't go back to being a kid in the brothel (last place he felt unconditional love). He's never had a lover which wasn't a contract or he didn't kill. He's just very dissociated from himself and everyone around him.

The only thing he consistently identifies as is being worth 7 gold coins. He says it to the warden more than once. He says it to some of the companions. My guys got 1 thing defining his self worth and it's that the crows bought him for 7 gold coins. And what does the warden give him to increase affinity? Gold bars. The warden is saying "You are worth so much more than what the crows paid for" in a quite literal sense. I'm emotional about the pixel man again.

[phaginof]

i understand why dan and phil rarely livestreamed from the gaming channel pre-coming out, the pent up force of that much homosexual self restraint on the regular would have caused some sort of natural disaster in the middle of london

[katabay]

”—ah. seems like mother goose has been playing around in your egg salad. if you won’t dance to that tune, I got others.”

honestly, the would you kindly scene is whatever to me*, code yellow is the more interesting violation/betrayal of the body because of how beautifully it escalates the Fontaine reveal/betrayal and shows how ugly some of those ‘locks and keys’ that Tenenbaum mentions are. not only have you been a tool in another man’s hand this entire time, it goes deeper. your body is not your own.

*there used to be a meandering thought here about the would you kindly scene, but it was really just talking around the fact that I spent way too many years seeing people discuss it in the most insufferable and reductive ways possible when it’s a combination of three or four other things that make that moment compelling lmao

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[yeslordmyking]

Romans 6:11 — Today's Verse for Tuesday, June 11, 2024

[izunias-meme-hole]

Soulsborne Villains

[merrysithmas]

when ppl see this & this, directed by the same person, and think the narrative is "anakin is evil" not "anakin is a steward of the balance, a force demi god, as was foretold on Mortis" 😂

[mythalism]

from @/elfbotanist on twitter who is posting from trick's bluesky; they elaborated a bit on exactly what the intention of the solavellan ending is

[onlykenobimatters]

Codywan au where the clone troopers are actually a reincarnated group of an ancient sect of warriors from mandalorian space. They remember pieces of their previous society; some from the beginning of their origins all the way to the last grasping few. A lot of effort goes in to getting them assigned to the correct battalions. For they had a pantheon of gods they once worshipped and while they have always been One Blood, they believed very seriously in their coming of age ceremony where they must choose the god they would worship. It might have been thousands of years, but none stray from their Chosen.

(The pantheon would be similar to others in which they might have a core group of gods, but other minor gods could also exist. Each with their own domains;

Plo Koon was The Guardian? Protector of Packs and god of loyalty.

Mac Windu the Seer, protector/god of the past and future

While Yoda could be one of their oldest gods, his domains having shifted through the years but mainly protector of the young.

And then quigon who is associated with natural disasters. Legend is he was roaming their world, damning and saving mortals as he went, when he created a disaster so wroth, so powerful, he could not bare for it to fade. He pleaded with his grand sire and eventually Yoda agreed to help him. Combining their domains they turned the raging storm in to a young godling.

Obi-Wan, nature personified.

There are many legends involving the young godling and his journey. How he discovers his domains. And how he uses them to follow in his father’s footsteps to create children in his Image. For what is more natural than life and death?

Obi-wan is not the only one to create a god, but he is the only one to not need assistance. He becomes the Creator, the god of natural order, Father of Life (ahsoka) & death (Anakin)

Over the centuries the Line of Natural Order is adapted to many cultures within their system. Other attributes are gifted to them by followers of The Great Powers as well;

Life, goddess of survival & champion of the light side of the Great Power.

Death, god of balance & champion of the dark side of the Great Power.

The Creator, god of natural order and the Blessed, those who hold connections with the Great Power. )

and like I don't quite know where I was going with this, but clone wars era where the clones kind of remember this culture that doesn't seem to be recorded anywhere and these jedi that feel something Awaken when they meet these shining lights in the force.

and Obi-Wan gently cupping Cody's face, his blue eyes shining brightly. Obi-Wan allowing the force to guide him as he gently lays a kiss upon Co-, no, Kote's forehead, the warrior breathing in harshly as the first Blessing in thousands of years is granted to him. Kote is glory and Kote will uphold the Natural Order as The Creator, Ken'Obi, sees fit. For Kote is now Blessed by his patron God.

i dont even know this got away from me ugh

[jos-reblog-emporium]

Good morning! Could you give us a holding challenge for today??

Xoxoxo

Sure! (Sorry about the late response! Life has been busy).

The challenge I’ve come up with is kind of a long one and there’s a little preparation required.

Firstly, weaken your bladder a bit. This will take a few hours (2-5) before you start your challenge. Any and every time you feel the slightest urge to pee, go pee. Drink normally (or a bit extra) and relieve yourself every time you have the slightest urge.

The last bit of prep is to write down a list of 6-10 chores or tasks you need to do. Maybe you have to meal prep or do a class assignment. If the tasks/ chores are short, you’ll need less of them and vice versa. 

For the challenge itself:

You have hold until you complete all your tasks/chores. So, the length of the hold is determined by the time it takes to complete the chore/task list.

Rules:

(there aren’t many, as I didn’t want to make this too complex)

You have to drink as you do each task. The number of sips of water are determined by a number generator set to a max of 50.

Leaks are permitted. However if you leak more than once per task, you have to accept a penalty.

If your underwear/pants become soaked, you’re not allowed to change them. You have to finish the challenge with soaked clothes.

Penalties:

Extra sips of water, determined by a number generator where the minimum number of sips is 50 and the max is 100.

Swap your water for tea or another beverage that acts as a diuretic.

Double the number of generated sips for the next task.

If you don’t complete the required number of sips, then you add the remainder to the number of sips generated for three next task.

The End:

If you manage to hold through all of your tasks without any leaks, then you are allowed to relieve yourself normally.

If you manage to hold through all your tasks with damp clothes, then you may relieve yourself over the toilet without removing your underwear.

If you fail entirely, soaked clothes before finishing your tasks, you have to complete your remaining tasks in your wet clothes and add one more chore. That additional chore must be completed the next time your bladder is full while pressing on your bladder without pants or underwear.

*please be mindful of your health and safety. If you at all feel sick or dizzy, stop immediately. Don’t over hydrate yourself!!!

Let me know how it goes! I want to hear your thoughts/results!

[kataraavatara]

now they want me to feel bad for clythia the notorious slave owner waaa waaa jurian led her on he tortured her ok whatever he should have done it more actually