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properly drew my 2 skyrimlians; Agnes, the tryhard failure, and the recently born Gorshi, the 'neat' one.. sometimes a good guy, sometimes a bad guy. sort of polar opposites maybe.
and their respective horses !!! 😝🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
#tes#skyrim#oc#dragonborn#agnes#gorshi#my art#idk if i want gorshi 2 be a traditional dragonborn like agnes is; probably not#he's so untalkative that he would never ever use those shouts bruh#his archetype is 'mysterious traveler'#and agnes is the 'Cool destined chosen one but is actually obnoxious and not fit for the role'#agnes is also easy to intimidate if you've actually proven your worth and/or talent to him. ex. he'd be n*loth's doormat and do things like#- he asks you to out of unease. while gorshi doesn't rly do all that much for others; for anyone#agnes is a weird kleptomaniac while gorshi (even as a big enjoyer of luxury and fortunes) can keep his hands to himself when he knows he -#- doesn't rly need something#br*njolf ugly ass trying to recruit him following him around like a MLM salesman gnat would piss him off so bad LMFAOOOO
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Ah, invertebrates… wait what-
This factoid should NOT be this funny to me like it’s not a full on cackling type of funny more like an I’ve been thinking about it for several hours occasionally giggling and it makes me happy funny, like something about this is just amusing
I couldn’t put it into words so have a picture
So basically uhh ghosts don’t have spine
onl.y.. invertebrates not have spine.
invertebrates.. are bugs.. and worms… and crabs..
so… is ghost = worm?
#ninjago#ninjago cole#cole ninjago#ghost cole#Just to let you know two or three people have already made the “would u still love me if I were a worm” joke#but it’s still funny#this definitely shouldn’t be this funny#I’m sorry I just can’t take Morro seriously anymore he’s just little gnat boy now#ninjago morro#kinda???#morro ninjago#theres no ninjago ghost tag I’m sorry#spider tw#bug tw#I kept them simplistic so people wouldn’t be set off too badly but just in case#Cookie’s art#Cookie’s thoughts
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Wanted to introduce you all to my new friend Sir Isaac Newton
#fiddle leaf fig#my beloved#new plant#plant daddy#picked this up from a guy moving to the least coast#the pot i realized later has one of my tattoos and the tattoo im thinking of getting#he was meant to be my baby#and despite the sunburn (had to be left out bc that dudes house was full of fungus gnats) Sir Isaac Newton is doing splendidly#he was covered in ash so i rinsed him off#and watered thoroughly#hes gonna be such a happy part of our little family#fr fr#forever#ask me about my plants
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Juggling Practice best streak so far
I was gonna cut it to Right Before I fumbled, but I thought the sad little defeated walk was funny
(they/them)
bonus:
#toy vid post#vids#undescribed#my face#selfies#juggling practice#juggling#clowncore#? lol#i strike the stupid little pose in the first gif despite the spectacular fumble cos i managed to keep the ball off the ground and honestly#did not expect to. so. win#second gif i fear is too low quality to see well but i am flipping the ball off for dropping#also godddd you can see the fucking BUGS god the fucking bugs. does there NEED to be a gnat cloud??? does there NEED to?#i used bugspray and it did. fuck all
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another tomato update!! 🍅
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i am literally so mad that i have waited years to write this review of Daffy’s Southern Exposure and when i finally do i get the worst cold i have had at least within the past 5 years and am too sick to write a substantial amount. like come on. COME ON! i would almost rather it be COVID because that’s at least a valid excuse!!!!! sorry this post nasal drip made me nauseous and then i got mad that i was nauseous because i also had a bad stomach bug two weeks ago that also prevented me from writing. needless to say i hope you all enjoy the review when it’s out because my goodness it is giving me a hard time. thank you for your patience again 😤🙏
#i’m so maddddd i was writing a good amount today too and then bam nausea because of my stupid sinuses draining!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i have lemon ginger tea but i can’t even taste it because i’m so congested#this has been worse than the two times i had COVID because my COVID symptoms manifest as fever and aches and fatigue and i can at least just#sleep that off!! not with this stupid cold!!!!!!!#i used to get colds literally every month when i was still in school and my drama director once said i had the immune system of a gnat which#is true. so i’m lucky that i haven’t had a cold this bad/maybe at all at least since i graduated high school since that was pre covid times#but since i’m not not used to being substantially sick anymore it means i’m gonna complain about it when i am sick so there 😤#okay. sorry. just needed to bitch. back i go to playing Animal Crossig and Pokémon i guess since my body can’t handle any more than that!!!!
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Kevin day coward this, kevin day coward that .... do we not remember the time he was ready to straight up choke neil out. Cause I think about the fact Kevin canonically threw neil against a wall every. damn. day
#I think people took the word coward an ran w it#like this is an overhashed conversation#but the foxes called kevin a coward specifically because he was afraid of riko#and that wasn't a character descriptor#it was the foxes view of kevin and a way to piss him off because kevin pisses them off#so often I see kevin written as a pushover#and he is but only in the specific circumstance of riko and the nest#like in his day to day life kevin is a stubborn asshole#he is prideful#that is a pretty significant part of his character#he threw neil up against a wall because he insulted him#okay. end rant#gnat be quiet
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Has it been long enough since April that I can unblock give or take 30 accounts
Okay done for the night
#cal rants#I’m really not even a gnat on the ass at this point but I still get paranoid#my racist against white people as a white person era#??? idk either#colewifing off the land now
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pothos :) (golden, n'joy, and marble queen)
#rams garden adventures#all of them! you even get to see the potted cuttings :)#they seem to be doing well! i was very nervous about them at first cause its my first time doing pothos cuttings#but they have new leaves!! which is awesome :D#ive been using a new way to cull the fungus gnats‚ mosquito bits :) hopefully it works. things are annoying#i did snip the old damaged leaves off the first pothos last time i watered‚ so it looks a little sparse right now‚ but thats okay :)#now i can tell whats new damage lol.#got a bunch of cuttings too‚ there was a vine that i couldnt maneuver so i stuck the leaves in with some other ones i had going#i have no idea what im gonna do with all of them lol#im probably gonna experiment with adding them to the main pot :) we'll see
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some gal @ my work found out I grew up in hawaii and started waxing poetic about how much she loved vacationing there bc there were "no bugs, no mosquitos"...........................haven't stopped thinking about that.........................
#like girl what do u mean NO bugs NO mosquitos#what do u MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I spent the majority of my life in the bug capital of the goddamn world!!!!!!!!#mosquitos!!! gnats!!! spiders!!!! COCKROACHES!!!!!!!! GALORE#sam speaks#sidenote: anyone who grew up on one of the islands & then moved to the mainland#godspeed. peace be w/u. our parents bestowed the most unforgivable curse upon us:#having to tell mainlanders where u grew up#I lose so many years off my fucking life. on a near WEEKLY basis#every person who asks me ''why did u/how could u leaaaaaave'' in That Voice. should be legally obligated to deposit 1k in my bank account#immediately!!!!!!!!!!!!
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🦗 Insecta Legacy // Previous
With that, Generation 6 has officially started. Let's see where these crazy kids take the legacy.
#firefly#butterfly#grasshopper#gen 5#gen 6#sims 4#s4 legacy#im so thrown off by everyone's similarities#grasshopper to max#firefly to ladybug LOL#and butterfly is a weird mixture of max and gnat that I'm sure will be more clear when she ages up later
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oh so now the birds are eating the <25 cherries i've got growing on my tiny tree
literally everything i've planted in this fucking garden has either died on its own or has been killed by birds/bugs
#my garden is a microcosm of my whole life right now#my life has been on a downward spiral since last july and bestie i am starting to reach my fucking limit#defaulting to thinking ''i wish i were dead'' at every little inconvenience is BAD!!!! i know!!!! but it's true!!!#the mint from trader joe's was infested with aphids and i've been cleaning it off every day for 2 weeks and it's STILL got them#like... this plant is 1 foot tall with two little stalks and less than 30 leaves. it hasn't grown in the 2 months i've had it#the money plant still reeks of mold and has to live outside because of its smell and the fungus gnats#the golden sage just fuckin.... burned to death????? it turned gray and DIED#the one and only bean plant that sprouted just ejected the only 2 true leaves it bothered growing#the originally robust blackberry cane is withering. the other two did get better but started from the ground up. there's 1 blackberry total#the rosemary hasn't gotten any bigger in the 3 months i've had it#the scotch brooms don't look so good. the salvia haven't gotten any bigger in 3 months and the creeping phlox bleached and died#the thyme is doing okay and the culinary sage is hanging in there but i don't have high hopes#not a single fucking wildflower sprouted in the yard. i used 2 bags of seed+mulch that was supposed to cover 600sq ft (the yard is 400)#the mourning doves ate a bunch of the seeds and the rest never sprouted#there's a few puny sunflower sprouts but the cottontail came and ate some of those leaves#the cottontail also ate an entire stalk of the potted mystery flowers#the huge plant i moved in November... the one that surprisingly survived frost/freeze... can't handle the heat and is now dead#i just...#the job market is awful. the salaries are worse. the neighborhood is in the middle of nowhere and inhabited by paranoid cops#everyone has big dogs who go apeshit when they hear ppl walking#and the fences are short and the dogs are big so i'm scared to go walking because EVERY. DAY. on the nextdoor app are people#announcing that they found a dog wandering the neighborhood. or ppl saying ''omgggg my dog got out of the yard! have u seen it?''#spring was all wind/gusty and it battered the blackberries and sucked all the moisture out of the yard#so the 2 tons of compost that we rototilled into the dirt? it's just dust now. there's nothing living in that soil#and now summer is here and it's too hot and these plants don't have a chance#i hate everything
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antipsychotics my best friend antipsychotics
#ahHaahah. i forgot what i was gonna say#oh! yes well#you'd think with the eeeay we act we're off our meds but we really really aren't .#the antipsychotic's not even for the psychosis she has us on it for DEPRESSION#haha! well i think it does its job anyways#i keep thinking Maybe we should go up on it if we're still feeling this deranged but then I Remember#3 mg of vraylar made us feel like dead inside. hm#it's fine!#it does its job i think . did i say that already. apologies. i have the memory of a gnat.#i googled to see what that was and got an answer from fucking LINKEDIN? WHY WOULD I TRUST THAT??#well anyways. it's certainly doing its Job. the delusions are less than they used to be finally.#'what about the depression ' what About it. i don't focus on that. that's not My job#anyways everyone remember to take your meds! for thee love of god
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up until this point i feel like hbo’s tlou has been pretty good at expanding upon pre-existing content from the game, but for me this new episode was kinda mid..
i wouldve liked to see more expansion on sam and henrys story, or maybe even kyle and ish?? (loved that story)(they showed the drawing of them for a half second and they renamed kyle for no reason 💀). but instead we get introduced to this kathleen (?? can barely remember her name) lady who i couldnt get myself to care about. cared more about her 2nd in command guy
sam and henry were my favorite of the original supporting cast and they have to share their time with this lady that puts me to sleep, while frank and bill got nearly an entire heartfelt episode dedicated to them
with the side stories theyre choosing to tell so far i feel like by the time we get to part 2 its gonna be like “we’re doing THIS again??” (and part 2 was already kinda like that for me as in it didnt really do anything new or interesting for me)
like oh my god we’re still going on about revenge and forgiveness and ooooh nobody is perfectly good or bad we are all shades of grey 2 sides of the same coin yadda yadda except now theyre all self aware about it 😭💀
like can we write anything else?? besides trying to make both sides of a violent conflict equal of course because they love doing that (dont think i forgot abt the weird palestine/israel parallel in pt2 i think that was the worst one for me). but kathleen is basically just abby again and unless part 2 is a complete rewrite then im gonna be honk shoo mimimimi ASLEEP
#hbo tlou#tlou hbo#spoilers for the new ep and i guess part 2??#but yeah ive been mostly enjoying this show up until this point#but theres been like a little gnat every once in a while buzzing annoyingly at my ear#and i go 'ugh shut up fuck off' and swat it away#and im still enjoying it dont get me wrong#i really wanted them to do sam and henry well so my bar was high and that little fuckin gnat is buzzing at me again#indulge my little rant so i can let it out and cool off#i like tlou as a whole but i do feel like at this point these are things that i guess niel?? suffers with as a writer#and whoever else is in the writing room with him#cuz these are problems ive had with the games too#grabs my airhorn AND I STILL LIKE IT!!!!!!! I STILL LIKE THE LAST OF US!!!! YOU CAN HAVE CRITIQUES AND LIKE SOMETHING!!!!!!#sometimes people act like you say anything bad about something and suddenly it means you hate the whole thing and why are you watching it??#you are so BORING#but ive been very nice to this show so far so let me have this#it speaks#also just a little thing they made henry less 'savvy' i guess and more reckless? game henry was tense and no nonsense but also chill#like they had him trip up a few times and i was like psh game henry would only do that on accident#just really dont like how they handled sam and henry like whyd they do that....liked it better when he was also an outsider to the city#and i have mixed feelings about....sams whole thing...#SIGH BIG SIGH OH WELL at least i still have game sam and henry to look forward to i will be getting back to that stream#its been almost a decade and game sam and henry manage to rip my heart out EVERY single time like i said the bar was so high#so im not holding the S+H stuff against them as much as i am the fuckin revenge/forgiveness shit#im so tired of it#if this story was supposed to be some kind of precursor to pt 2 then like i think theyre starting to overdo it
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hi guys look ! i am helpful sometimes and not just a common household pest :p
#( just for context - this is in reference to my online name :] )#surprisingly i have never suffered with pest infestations from gnats#maybe my name protects it !!!#but yeah i have been dealing with mealybugs :(#bonus silly post because i am gonna see if i can take an extended break from tumblr#i am spending too much time here !!! aaaaaaa#(most of it Can't be seen bc i am mostly lurking/queuing plant posts and not reblogging or liking oop 😭)#i need to make sure that i am Not attached and can build back my study schedule/attention span hhhh esp if I'm taking like months off#when The Major Exams come#rambling again but yeah I have a huge exam next year and i need to do well#AAA maybe I should've waited till after these 2 hectic years before getting involved in fandoms#anyways ! this is scheduled :) in case I am not interacting on my main this explains it !!#my posts#tag rambles#wait i just remembered i have some tumblr event thing on sunday maybe i’ll do stuff for that day
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#i got Mad At Everything earlier for literally no reason#and i am not human enough today to go have an existential crisis in a tea aisle#so i have repotted half my plants and found a gnat infestation but they're all gone now#and i am now covered in potting soil and still mad#and i don't know why#and it's not my period because that was last week#i think the side effects of coming off meds really is hitting hard#and that's somehow making me madder lmao#anyway. i'm going to go. gif something. or something.#flails hands
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