#Give me one chance Jack
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Guys.
Please. Please just- please
Please just hear me out, right.
Please just-
Jack, Jack in the Box.
That’s it. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
#He is so#I’m thinking so many blorbo thoughts of him#Why is he attractive?#Why is he so hot?#His voice?#I want him.#In every was a person can be wanted#Please#Give me one chance Jack#Jack#Jack Jack in the Box#Jack in the Box
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i'm not even kidding i've been thinking about this tweet all day.
so walk with me here - rivals to lovers steddie
Steve Harrington, son of U.S. Ambassador Holly Harrington and only grandson of former U.S. President Steven J. Harrington, is the newest political correspondent at Vogue.
He's got an ivy law degree, a knack for vibrant journalism, and more charm than he knows what to do with.
He's got everyone at Condé Nast wrapped around his finger.
Everyone except creative photographer Eddie Munson.
Another rookie with a flair for the avant-garde, Eddie'd joined vogue only a few weeks prior with a spread that catapulted him to household notoriety.
If his eye rolls and cold shoulder are anything to go by, he doesn't take well to losing his spotlight.
That's okay. Steve is happy to keep them both in the limelight.
What's a new hot-shot job at the wtc without a whirlwind romance and the subsequent scandal anyway?
#this is the devil wears prada if you squint#jack schlossberg#give me ONE CHANCE#steddie#steddie fic#steve harrington#eddie munson#shot of gin#i just love love love a good rivals to lovers#and this just fell right into my lap i’m sorry
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HERMIT A DAY MAY - DAY 25
impulseSV x Samurai Jack
For Impulse I chose Samurai Jack!
Samurai Jack takes place in a post-apocalyptic cyberpunk future, so I thought this would suit Impulse well given his build theme and skin this season.
To learn more about Samurai Jack and see my style references, look below the cut!
@hermitadaymay
(Gamers outreach fundraiser)
Samurai Jack is a 90s cartoon created by Genndy Tartakovsky. The story follows a samurai prince from a fictional version of Japan who battles a shapeshifting entity of evil named Aku. Right as Aku is about to lose to the samurai, he tears a hole in time and throws the samurai into the future.
Once in the future, the samurai, given the nickname Jack by locals, must find a way to travel back to his own time to defeat the immortal Aku and prevent the future from being shaped under Aku's malicious control.
Samurai Jack is a fantastic, imaginative cartoon that deserves to be called art. Not only are the character designs fantastic, many of the episode concepts themselves are interesting and thought-provoking in a way not achieved by many other shows.
The show originally ran for four seasons and was not concluded. Twelve years later, an fifth season aired that completed the story. The first four seasons are suitable for all ages, but the fifth season is significantly more mature. I highly recommend watching the entire series, including the fifth season, which is a fantastic conclusion to the story.
Style references:
The samurai from Samurai Jack
Characters in Samurai Jack are colorful and have strong shape language
The Samurai Jack title design
#Samurai Jack is one of the best cartoons I've ever watched#At first I didn't want to give it a chance as a kid because the concept seemed so weird#but once I finally watched it I was like dang#this is incredible actually#Impulse's theme this season reminds me a lot of Aku City from the show#but with a purple and black theme#rather than red and black#impulsesv#hermitcraft#hermitaday
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what if i took a bite out of him… just a little one.. you wouldnt even notice! (in a cute endearing not creepy way)
#hes so fine#rory culkin#euronymous#brainrot#jack thurlow#charlie walker#oh my god#text#i think about him every waking moment#give me one chance#maybe one kiss too
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if we can have lesbian heathers with a fem jd then we can have lesbian newsies with a fem jack who’s with me
#newsies#jack kelly#heathers#jason dean#jd heathers#please i want to be him so bad#please just give me one chance i can hit the santa fe note
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Was talking to a johivah's witness and a Baptist today(my mom is SO irritated I won't just send them away but what can I say....I got curious and they already know i'm catholic) ...and they asked me why I'm curious about the bible.....and I told them about hazbin hotel.....I told these nice sweet ladys about HAZBIN HOTEL. And then talked about the possible theming and intent. about about forgivness and redemption themes in the show(plus the musicals) and how I'm curious about literature that the show pulled from....and that was 15 minutes ago and now I'm horrified because what if these ladies look it up!!!!!
#Hazbin hotel#Johova's witness and a Baptist walk onto a catholics porch#Why am I like this#My mom wants them to not come back#Says they are trying to indoctrinate me#But I saw the ex johova witness lady on ticktock enough#I think I'm safe#Plus I'm catholic(mostly Jack catholic but still). I'm not leaving it for a younger fresher model .#It's a good show but I got enthusastic!!! It's embarrassing!#What if they look it up!!!#Why didn't I bring up veggie tales! Or that one nightmare mini series on Netflix about a dude who became a vampire!!!!#Johivah's witness#Catholic#God#Jesus#The Bible#Bible#I mentioned Adam!!!#Abd his potential role to create a point of what happens if you don't have empathy or give people chances and just follow the doctrine#Without self reflection#These poor ladys!!!
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why are they laughing at him as he gets straight up killed??? he doesn't deserve this! he's a sweet kid at heart! he literally just needs one (1) real friend!!
#jack facts#willow and xander and tara all got that exact type of chance and you could argue the same is true for cordelia and anya!#and why don't we just not even start in on angel#like jonathan went from attempted suicide to so grateful for one moment of attention he created a whole award to give about it#to IN ONE YEAR becoming so powerful a witch he seamlessly altered the perception of the entire population of the world#without any adverse effects to himself and only the one (1) flaw that is inherent to the spell he used#to all but instantly giving up that power when he realized it posed danger (that he understood) to people#to feeling genuine remorse for doing that even tho he needed it explained to him why they were so upset#and making every apparent effort to learn that with humility and offer whatever wisdom he could in return#to... this.#like why tf didn't anybody say hey man are you doing alright after being suicidal?#hey man the spell you did was wrong but that doesn't mean you can't do magic anymore why don't we meet up sometimes and study together#or better yet he could have mcfuckin joined the coven god damn#like they went from witch being a relatively gender neutral combo of innate talent and learned skill in early seasons#to now we're supposed to forget the boy willow and amy did spells with in hs + the fact that giles himself was in an all male coven#and even believe that only Special Girls like willow and tara can do any significant amount of real magic at all#why on earth is willow the biggest witch of ever and started out floating pencils and then having a whole plotline#about learning to use her power ethically and control herself and practice temperance and etc#AND anya gets to be a good guy even though she has to be taught about ethics and consent and compassion and all that too#but jonathan's thing is being soul crushingly lonely and having no self esteem but being incredibly sweet once given the time of day#and is instead relegated to two bit loser villain?#why because he's the Actually Uncool type of unpopular instead of the Too Smart And Nice To Be Popular type of unpopular?#makes me sick he literally just needs a friend. just one genuine friend who cares about him personally. that's all.#and it's not like they're doing a ''this is what happens to vulnerable kids when no one cares about them!'' thing which would be different#no they're just like lol he's unpopular like our protags but he's also short with a nasally voice! which means he's bad!#once again i swearrrrr i'm not doing armchair psych on a creator based on the content of their work#please i swearrrrrrrrrrrr i'm not doing that i prommy i know it doesn't work that wayyy i knowwwww#don't worry about ittt i'm so totally definitely not doing that at allllll#anyway
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nintendo won't give me a switch version of tomodachi life because if I was given the chance to add all the characters I've obsessed over in the last 10 years I would be too powerful
I am going to ramble in the tags now about who would be on my new island
#tomodachi life#like I'd still have all my portal ones and probably still nsp#but imagine getting to use miitopia customization I could finally get twrp in there#get a stanley and a narrator in there too#ineffable husbands for sure#vinny and twofaced obviously#isaac my timeline splitting child#honestly the husbands would take the spot of my og game having cecil and carlos now that I think about it lmao#OH JERMA definitely jerma#outer wilds characters FOR sure#like I'm actually begging you nintendo let me have a stupid game like this again I miss it#oth and hlvrai too like I'd be unstopable#give me the chance to put all my blorbos on the same island and watch them do like. jumping jacks at the same time
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Since no one is saying it -
NEED A BIG BOY - WANT A BIG BOY - GIVE ME A BIG BOY
#north rotg#rotg#yes sir#imonthenaughtylistforsure#give me one chance#got me giggling and shit#rise of the guardians#for once it’s not jack and hiccup
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"No more giving my number out to random people who flirt with me at work" I say as if I'm not going into the next shift with a pen and tissues in my pocket
#sunday i woke up to four messages from different people and half of them i don't even remember giving my number lmao#i wish i had given it to that drunk girl who kissed me in the bathroom 💔 i hope i'll see her again she was so cute#and another dude was parallel flirting with me immediately after she left#sadly i didn't get to/forgot to/was too shy to give them to the two funniest guys but the dj is there every week so there's still a chance#fingers crossed the one who flirted with me who funnily enough has the same name as my ex comes back soon when i'm working#it's so much fun tho!! i have the two security guards hitting on me in a lighthearted way#one of them always insists on walking me to the car in the morning and i'm still waiting for that dance he promised me on a busy night#4th edition of living my best life on saturday 10pm 💅🏻#jack daniel's birthday party with go go dancers is gonna be wild i'm so excited!!#said guy also dramatically sang along to the chorus of münchener freiheit's ohne dich when he ordered a drink#but i told him we're not serving anything after 4:45 and he kept begging but i still said no bc it's the boss' order#n i don't have the power to make exceptions but it was so funny n kinda sweet i would've given him a lil drink if security wasn't watching#mel talks#i think i need to make a separate tag for bar gushing#the bartender chronicles
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im never going to get quality healthcare am i
#im just going to keep decaying and get shucked around from specialist to specialist#and they all do the same fucking thing. next to nothing.#they blame it on my anxiety or my weight#they dont give me the time of fucking day. ive had appointments that didnt even last THREE MINTUES#they'll run a test or two and very rarely do a procedure#and when that yields jack shit they dump me saying there's nothing they can do#and they apologize and say they're so sorry and they wish they could do more#I DONT WANT YOUR APOLOGIES I WANT YOU TO FUCKING TREAT ME INSTEAD OF HALF ASSING THIS SHIT#YOU WENT TO MEDICAL SCHOOL FOR HOW LONG?? YOU CANT THINK OF ANYTHING ELSE TO DO? BUT IM THE BAD GUY FOR PLAYING DR GOOGLE?#i've SPENT HOURS TRYING TO FIGUREOUT WHATS WRONG WITH ME#YOU HAVENT EVEN SPENT ONE#FUCK YOU holy SHIT#youre just going to leave me to suffer and die. cant wait to live a totally unfulfilling life. never get the chance to live.#i know the life i want and i cant fucking have it. it's nigh impossible#i just want to be happy. but how can i be happy when almost no one takes care of me#julian rants#vent
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"Prince of Egypt" is one of those movies the internet has decided that you're not allowed to hate.
Too bad I do!
#i gave this movie so many chances#and every time around the 10th plague I throw my popcorn at the screen and give up#Act 1 makes a big hairy deal about how awful the murder of children was#then our “good guys” do the same thing in Act 3 and nobody says jack or shit#we just breeze on past it#just one scene where Moses was like “WTF GOD?! This wasn't part of the deal!” would have saved it but they didn't do that#don't give me that “they wanted to be respectful to the source material” crap#A. If you were raised nonreligious like I was you would agree that Exodus us just a badly written story (with no historical basis btw)#and B. I'm pretty sure in the source material RAMSES DROWNED!#Why would you change that???#I like Stephen Schwartz but the music in this is just a snore too#the animation is beautiful but the tone is all over the place and the jokes are cringe#i just don't fucking like this movie#I just really don't fucking like this movie#if there ever was a “so good it's bad” movie this would be my pic#in that the quality of the animation distracts people from how fundamentally broken the plot and morality is#no really name one other movie where the hero does the same evil thing he denounced the villain for doing#and the movie doesn't even take a breather to point out the hero's hypocrisy#also I don't know I just don't think “god will kill you for what your parents did” is a good thing to put in a movie FOR CHILDREN#your religion has melted your brains and this movie sucks
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Kinda sad how nowadays Doctor Who will never be able to do a scene like the scene of Gwen, Rhiannon and the kids fleeing the army while Rhys and other men in the neighborhood with eventually Andy fight back against the army. Because lord knows with the UK's constant army adverts lately, that the BBC won't the army be the bad guy in Doctor Who again.
#like everyone does go on about the cabinet meeting scene from children of earth#and rightfully so it is fucked how the goverment were willing to give the aliens what they wanted#but only kids the goverment deemed not worth having around in the future#which is disturbing with how rishi sunak acted with the bad concrete in schools situation being similar#but no one goes on about the fleeing the army scene#where we see gwen doing what jack said: save as many kids as she can#and despite having the chance to go with them rhys stays behind saying its not just them#rallying the men in the neighbourhood to fight back with 'they're come to take our kids and we're not going to let them!'#and sure at first they approach the army taunting them#but as soon as they see two army men emerge from a house with two screaming and struggling kids#its instantly on sight#and then andy joining after seeing a mom beg to no avail to give her kid back#like yeah sadly they are pinned down by the army in the end#but its just such a scene to me#along with the schools scene where we see a teacher constantly question where are the kids being taken#and the parents at the school chase after the bus clearly panicked#like you wont get this in DW anymore#unless the bbc finally feels like not sucking the goverment off#let alone the army
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DUDE my dad’s cousin keeps completing the friends quests SO fast when we get paired up and I contribute NOTHING I did 30 out of 500 xp in the most recent one this is madness give me a CHANCE let me HELP
#duolingo#i feel SO BAD#like I’m not trying to take advantage of you I promise let me HELP#I just don’t use duo as much anymore#i did the things. I get diamond league I got number one in diamond league#i think multiple weeks in a row? maybe?#like I’ve done the things I promise I’m not doing jack shit and leeching off of you#I am capable i promise give me a CHANCE#to be fair we failed the last one because of me but like#im SORRY#let me MAKE IT UP TO YOU#god i just imagine she’s just sitting there in Czech judging my inactive duo behavior :(#id hate to disappoint her :(#all caps
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#don’t want my parents to know I’ve been spending my spare spending money on b. onkles 🙃#I don’t necessarily regret selling them last year#but I was pressured into it too quickly I feel like#I always said if I ever sold them I’d do a story reread first to make sure I kept the ones I really cared about#and I didn’t get a chance too#also several that weren’t supposed to be sold got mixed up and thrown in the bin#there’s like four that weren’t supposed to be sold- three of which I already replaced#and then there’s more that I’m now like shit why did I put them in there?#so that’s where I’ve been throwing my extra cash cause it makes me happy and gods I need some happiness#but like I feel like if they knew they’d give me a hard time over it#which like it’s my money I can do what I want with it#and I wouldn’t be spending it on this stuff if you guys hadn’t pushed me to get rid of it in the first place#to be fair like 85% of the ones I sold I’m fine with being gone#it’s just a couple of them but they’ve risen in price is the issue :/#also there’s three from gen 1 I always wanted that I never got a hold of and a bunch from gen 2 I never got cause I was really poor then#so I’m just like welp guess I finish grabbing the ones I regret selling and the couple I missed#plus I never finished my mask collection#and with rumors of it being brought back for gen 3 in 2025#I’m like I better finish now because I have a feeling a 3rd generation might jack the prices up even further#I gonna need a better storage solution soon too- the bin I have is too small#not that I need much more space than I have now but I do need a slightly bigger tub#which also begs the question of how I’m going to sneak that past them#they’d hate it if they knew but like#it got me through some of the hardest parts of my life#and I grew up with it- I was 10 when it started and I think 22-ish when it ended?#wild that I followed it as a kid teenager and adult#this story and these characters mean so much to me#it kinda hurts that they don’t care and actively kinda dislike it#all because it was too tomboyish which is hilarious in hindsight#your kid’s nonbinary 😂
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Oscar Jack Piastri-Leclerc
Charles Leclerc x wife!Reader
Summary: congrats … it’s a boy!
You wake up to the sound of the apartment door closing, followed by Charles’ familiar footsteps down the hallway. Sunlight streams in through the curtains as he enters the bedroom, still dressed in his sweaty workout clothes.
“Mon amour, you’ll never believe what just happened,” he says, unable to contain his excitement.
You rub the sleep from your eyes. “What is it, babe?”
“I adopted Oscar Piastri.”
You blink a few times, unsure if you heard that correctly. “You … adopted Oscar Piastri? The McLaren driver?”
“Yes!” Charles exclaims, flopping down on the bed beside you. “It all started when he tweeted about wanting to find Monégasque roots so the Monaco Grand Prix could be his home race.”
“Okay ...” You try to wrap your head around this bizarre situation.
“So I replied saying I could just adopt him if needed. And you know how Oscar is, always ready with a witty comeback.” Charles grins. “He said to call him Oscar Jack Piastri-Leclerc and that he wants to meet Leo on Thursday at McLaren.”
“Charles ...” You can’t help but laugh at the sheer absurdity. “You can’t just adopt a fully-grown man! Especially another F1 driver!”
“Why not?” He throws his arm around you, pulling you close. “We’re gonna be one big happy family. The two of us, Leo, Oscar, Ollie, and whoever else we decide to adopt along the way.”
You playfully shove him away. “You’re ridiculous, you know that?”
“Maybe a little.” Charles winks. “But you love me for it.”
Rolling your eyes, you get out of bed and head for the kitchen, Charles trailing behind. “So does this mean Oscar is coming for family dinner this Thursday?”
“Of course! We have to celebrate properly.” Charles scoops Leo up from his bed, cradling the puppy in his arms. “What do you say, Leo? You ready to have another big brother?”
Leo licks Charles’ face, tail wagging excitedly. You lean against the counter, watching your husband and puppy with a fond smile.
“I suppose I’ll have to set an extra place at the table,” you muse. “Your mother is going to flip when she finds out about this.”
“Maman keeps asking when we’ll give her grandchildren, she’ll be thrilled!” Charles insists. “Who wouldn’t want Oscar as a grandson?”
You snort at that. “Grandson? You’ve really thought this through, haven’t you?”
“I’m serious!” He sets Leo down and wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you flush against him. “We can make it official. Have a baby shower and everything once this weekend is over with.”
“You’re unbelievable.” You shake your head in amused exasperation, resting your hands on his chest.
Charles leans in close, his warm breath fanning across your face. “Admit it, my particular brand of crazy kinda does it for you.”
You bite your lip to stifle a grin. “Keep talking and maybe I’ll consider it.”
His eyes spark with mischief and he dips his head to capture your lips in a searing kiss. You melt against him, tangling your fingers in his hair and kissing him back with equal fervor. A loud bark from Leo breaks you apart, both slightly flushed.
“Not in front of the puppy,” Charles teases, booping Leo on the nose.
You swat his arm. “Stop being a brat and go take a shower, you’re all gross and sweaty from the gym.”
“Mmm, why don’t you join me?” He waggles his eyebrows in an over-exaggerated leer.
You laugh, shoving him away playfully. “Not a chance, mister. I have to go out and buy another place setting for our new family member.”
“Can I at least have a good luck kiss? It’s Monaco race week, after all. I’ll need all the luck I can get.” Charles bats his eyes at you in an exaggerated pout.
Shaking your head fondly, you rise up on your tiptoes to press a chaste kiss to his lips. “There. Now go get ready.”
Still grinning like a loon, Charles saunters off to the bathroom. You crouch down and scoop up Leo, pressing a kiss to the top of his fuzzy head.
“Your dad is something else, you know that?” You murmur affectionately.
A few hours later, you return home laden with groceries to find Charles lounging on the couch scrolling through his phone. He looks up as you enter, eyes bright.
“Good timing, I was just about to call you.”
“Oh yeah?” You set the bags on the counter and start unpacking. “What’s up?”
“I was thinking ...” Charles gets up and comes over, wrapping his arms around you from behind. “We should do something special for Oscar’s first official family dinner. Maybe a nice home cooked meal out on the balcony?”
You lean back against his chest with a contented hum. “That does sound lovely.”
“I’ll cook!” Charles volunteers immediately. “My famous carbonara?”
“You just want to show Oscar you can manage to make something without burning the apartment down, don’t you?” You laugh, twisting in his embrace to face him.
Charles ducks his head sheepishly. “Maybe a little.”
“Well, I’m not complaining.” You peck him on the cheek. “Go ahead and make your carbonara for our new adopted son.”
“Yes!” He pumps his fist in the air victoriously.
You shake your head at his antics, warmth blooming in your chest. “I love you, you big goof.”
The smile Charles gives you is utterly radiant. “I love you too.”
He pulls you in for a deep, lingering kiss, holding you close. You get so lost in the moment that you don’t notice Leo trotting up and pawing at your legs until he lets out a pointed bark. Laughing, you reluctantly break the kiss.
“Sorry, baby.” Charles scoops up the puppy, scratching behind his ears. “We didn’t mean to leave you out.”
You take Leo from his arms, pressing a smiling kiss to his soft fur. “Don’t worry, you’ll always be our favorite.”
“That’s right,” Charles agrees, booping Leo’s nose. “No matter how many race car drivers we adopt, you’ll always be number one.”
The three of you spend the rest of the afternoon lounging contentedly together, Charles and Leo snuggled up on either side of you. It almost makes you forget the madness that kick started this whole situation in the first place.
Almost.
A few days later, after the drivers have finally been freed from their Thursday media obligations, your doorbell rings. You share a look with Charles as Leo starts barking.
“I’ll get it,” he says, already knowing who it is.
Sure enough, a few moments later Charles returns to the living room with Oscar in tow, looking rather sheepish. You rise to greet your new son.
“Oscar, hi! Come on in.” You pull him in for a hug, which he returns tentatively.
“Sorry about all … this.” Oscar gestures vaguely as you part. “I was just joking on Twitter but then Charles actually went and-”
“Adopted you, yeah.” You laugh. “Don’t worry about it, we’re happy to have you as part of the family.”
“Still getting used to that idea, to be honest.” Oscar scratches the back of his neck.
You wave a dismissive hand. “Well, get ready for lots of family gatherings and parental nagging from this point on.”
“Oh boy.” Despite his words, Oscar’s mouth quirks up in an amused grin.
“Starting with tonight’s big family dinner out on the balcony,” Charles interjects, slinging an arm around Oscar’s shoulders. “You like pasta?”
“Do I ever.” Oscar brightens. “Is Leo gonna be there too?”
“Of course! Can’t leave out my favorite son.” Charles scoops up the puppy, plopping him in Oscar’s arms. “Here, get acquainted with your new little brother.”
“Hiya little guy,” Oscar says softly, instantly melting as Leo licks his face. You watch the tender interaction with a warm smile.
“He’s taken a real shine to you already,” you comment. “I think Leo approves of his new big brother.”
Oscar ducks his head shyly but you can see the corners of his mouth tugging up into a grin. “Guess that makes me an official part of the family then.”
“Damn right it does!” Charles crows, throwing an arm around each of your shoulders and pulling you both in for an enthusiastic group hug.
You laugh, squished between them. “Easy there, dad. You’re gonna smother the poor kid before he’s even settled in.”
“What, you’re not excited to finally have your dream son?” Charles teases, ruffling Oscar’s hair affectionately. “Our little family is complete now.”
Rolling your eyes fondly, you extricate yourself from the embrace. “Why don’t you boys go set up for dinner while I start cooking? The balcony still needs to be prepped.”
“You got it, mon cœur.” Charles drops a kiss on your cheek before herding Oscar out towards the balcony, Leo cradled in his arms. “Come on, son. Let’s get this place looking perfect for your first official Leclerc family dinner.”
You shake your head as their voices fade down the hall, chuckling under your breath. Only your husband would take a silly Twitter joke this far. But as you start gathering ingredients for your grandmother’s legendary bolognese recipe, you can’t help but feel a swell of contentment.
Having Oscar around is certainly going to take some getting used to. But there’s no denying the warm affection and familial love you already feel towards the bashful but kindhearted young man. He fits right in with the playful, chaotic energy that defines your little household.
By the time the sun begins to dip below the horizon, bathing the apartment in a warm golden glow, the balcony is set up beautifully. You carry out the steaming pots of food to find Charles and Oscar setting out plates and glasses, Leo scampering around their feet. Your heart feels full just looking at them.
“This all looks wonderful, you two,” you say, setting the food down on the table. “Now we just need the guest of honor to arrive.”
“Maman’s never been late to dinner a day in her life,” Charles assures you. “She’ll be here any minute.”
Sure enough, there’s a rapid knocking at the door only moments later. You share an amused look with Oscar before going to answer it, Charles and Leo trailing behind.
“Maman!” Charles exclaims as you pull open the door to reveal his mother waiting on the other side. “Perfect timing.”
“Of course, we can’t start dinner without-” She breaks off abruptly as her eyes land on Oscar hovering behind you. “Charles, darling, who is this?”
“Maman, I’d like you to meet Oscar.” Charles beams as he gestures between them. “Your new grandson.”
A heavy silence falls over the room as Charles’ mother processes this bombshell. Her gaze flicks between the three of you, searching your faces for any sign that this is all an elaborate prank.
Finally, she seems to deflate with a sigh. “Oh Charles … what have you done now?”
And just like that, the floodgates open as both of you rush to explain the situation, talking over each other eagerly. Watching the animated scene unfold, Oscar catches your eye with a helpless look.
You just shrug, a soft smile playing at your lips. Chaotic as it is, this is your family now and wouldn’t have it any other way.
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The following week, the doorbell rings just as you’re putting the final touches on dinner. Charles bounds over to answer it, Leo hot on his heels.
“Oscar! Ollie! Good, you’re both here.” Charles’ voice carries easily through the apartment.
You poke your head out of the kitchen, oven mitts still on. “Is that our other son I hear?”
“The one and only!” Ollie Bearman strolls in behind Oscar, looking completely at ease.
Oscar raises an eyebrow at the younger driver. “Why is nobody surprised you’re here?”
Ollie shrugs nonchalantly. “Teen pregnancy?”
You let out an undignified snort of laughter as Oscar gapes at him. “Don’t look at me, Charles carried you for nine months himself.”
“What?” Ollie whips his head around to stare at Charles in abject horror.
Charles just grins, slinging an arm around each of their shoulders. “You heard the woman. My body is a wonderland.”
“Oh my god.” Oscar buries his face in his hands as you dissolve into peals of laughter. “Why are you like this?”
“Because it’s fun to watch you squirm,” Charles replies cheerfully.
You wipe tears from your eyes as you head back into the kitchen. “Dinner’s just about ready, come grab a plate! Oh, and pray you don’t get food poisoning.”
Soon you’re all settled around the balcony table, tucking into plates piled high with food. Ollie kicks things off by turning to you with a smile.
“This is amazing, thanks for cooking!”
“Don’t thank me, it was all Charles this time,” you say, gesturing to your husband sitting across from you.
Ollie’s eyebrows shoot up in surprise. “You cooked all this? Damn, maybe having you as a dad won’t be so bad after all.”
Charles throws his hands up in mock offense. “Hey! I’ll have you know I’m an excellent father.”
“If you say so.” Ollie smirks, shoveling another forkful of pasta into his mouth.
Oscar just shakes his head in amazement. “I still can’t believe you actually went through with adopting us.”
“Why wouldn’t I?” Charles leans back in his chair, casual as can be. “You’re both great kids. Perfect sons.”
“Even if we didn’t ask for it?” Ollie points out around a mouthful of food.
You tsk disapprovingly. “Mind your manners, young man.”
Ollie’s eyes go comically wide and he quickly swallows his bite. “Sorry, mum.”
That sets you and Oscar off into another round of laughter. Even Leo gets in on the action, letting out a little bark from where he’s curled up nearby. Charles watches the scene with fondness.
“See, you’re already fitting right in,” he says warmly once the laughter subsides. “My two idiot sons.”
Ollie opens his mouth to retort but you cut him off, leaning across the table to affectionately pat his hand.
“Don’t listen to your father, Ollie. We’re happy to have you both here.” You shoot Oscar a wink. “Even if you did get adopted under … unusual circumstances.”
“You can say that again,” Oscar mutters, but he’s smiling.
Over the course of the evening, you take great delight in watching Charles easily slip into the role of devoted dad. He makes terrible jokes and embarrassing comments at every turn, clearly intent on annoying his new children as much as humanly possible. Yet it’s impossible to miss the deep well of affection beneath his teasing words and actions.
For their part, Oscar and Ollie play along enthusiastically. They roll their eyes and groan as if put-upon, but you can see the sparkle of happiness and contentment in their eyes as the night wears on. An easy camaraderie develops between the trio, fueled by plenty of back-and-forth needling and good-natured ribbing.
You sit back and watch it all with a permanent smile etched on your face. Your strange little family just keeps growing, and you wouldn’t trade it for the world.
At one point, you excuse yourself to use the restroom. When you return, the three of them have their heads bent together conspiratorially, hastily falling silent when you reappear.
“What’s this?” You raise an eyebrow as you retake your seat. “Am I being left out of the loop here?”
Oscar shares a look with Charles before turning to you with a sly grin. “We were just thinking ...”
“This family isn’t quite complete yet,” Ollie picks up easily.
You glance between them, utterly perplexed. “What are you two on about?”
Rather than answer, Charles pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously. A few moments later, your own phone buzzes with a Twitter notification — a new tweet from your husband.
Your jaw drops as you read the words over and over. “Charles! You can’t be serious!”
“Why not?” He shoots you an impish grin, clearly reveling in your stunned reaction. “Kimi’s a good kid, he’d make an excellent addition to the family.”
“I … you ...” You sputter, completely at a loss for words.
Oscar and Ollie watch the exchange with matching looks of unrestrained glee. Ollie raises his glass in a mock toast.
“To Mum and Dad, the most extra parents on the grid!”
You shake your head in bewildered amusement as they all crack up. This family just gets more ridiculous by the day.
A short while later, Kimi responds to Charles’ tweet.
The notification sets off another round of laughter and delighted hollering from the three drivers. You hide your face in your hands, torn between mortification and hysterical giggles.
“I can’t take you three anywhere,” you mutter, though you’re smiling so hard your cheeks hurt.
A warm arm wraps around your shoulders as Charles leans over to press a smiling kiss to your temple. “But you love us anyway.”
You catch his gaze, momentarily speechless by the contentment shining in his eyes. For all the silliness and absurdity, it’s clear just how much this strange little family truly means to him.
Swallowing past the sudden lump in your throat, you reach up to cup his cheek tenderly. “More than you’ll ever know.”
He beams at you, pure adoration written across his features. Then the moment is broken as an Italian-accented voice rings out from the hallway.
“Hey, did someone call for a new son?”
Oscar, Ollie, and Charles practically tumble over each other in their haste to greet the newcomer. You hang back, taking a moment to catch your breath as you watch the now quartet bound back onto the balcony, a fresh wave of chaos and noise in their wake.
One thing’s for certain — life is never going to be boring with this group around. You shake your head with a soft chuckle, heading back to join your one-of-a-kind family.
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