#Geralt speaks

[cliji]

big things happening in the vengerivia family group chat

[nullio]

Jaskier confusing the fuck out of Geralt with standard childhood fairytale's that Geralt himself didn't grow up with, like

Jaskier: how was the hunt Geralt, all in one piece I hope?

Geralt: hmm, for the most part. Damn thing knocked my tooth out *shows tooth*

Jaskier, without looking up: put it under your pillow

Geralt: ... what?

Jask: put it under your pillow?

Geralt: ...

Jaskier: for the tooth fairy, Geralt. Get a few orens for it?

Geralt: the fucking what

[feelsforsterek]

[themysterioustaria]

one of the best lines in the Witcher Netflix series has to be

"Good sir you would not know talent if I shoved it up your- Geralt."

THE DELIVERY IS JUST TOO FUNNY OKAY

[plushieprotectionsquad]

Plushie acquisitions of today! All but Deadpool bear were gifted to me by @waterlullaby and I'm super grateful and happy :D

[nullio]

Quick what's the 13th century equivalent of your boyfriend claiming he's not into the drama you're watching only for him to become 8× more invested than you are

Like Jask and Geralt pass through a town that's having some sort of festival/celebration and there's a live stage performance that Jaskier wants to see but Geralt is being huffy and only wants to get supplies and leave

So Jask is like "go get your food and provisions and find me here, alright?"

Smash cut to 30 minutes later, he and Geralt and huddled together on a bench with drinks like

G: "Did he really just fucking say that" "Is he actually going to go back to that woman" "did he really spend their entire savings on that and not tell her??"

like he's LOCKED IN now

[rebrandedbard]

"BUT EMMETT!" I hear you say, "What if people don't recognize you without a Geralt for context?" Well, I have a solution to that, you see.

Say hello to my LITTLE FRIEND!

He's obviously very thrilled to be there.

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

With open arms

That boy is ready to fly. He is a free bird and an ever-present sing songy twit ☺️

Body language is part of characterisation and this is a constant in Jaskier's. This movement is revelatory for those who can't pass the theatricality of the man. He is open, trusty by default and absolutely vulnerable. As much as he wears masks to hide the depth of what he feels, his heart is defenseless and exposed. He is taking everything, absorbing, experiencing, welcoming, living to the fullest... until he hurts. And yet he won't change.

[st-dionysus]

posting top surgery pics like

[nullio]

Geralt accidentally developing Dad Humor, even when he wasn't actively invested in or looking for Ciri- it just happens by rule of the universe

like this,

Jaskier falls from a tree, off a small ledge, down a short hill

Jask: Geraaaalt, I've hurt my leg!

Geralt: sigh, fine. Let me look

...hmm...

Geralt: we'll have to amputate

Jaskier: GERALT

-one more-

Jaskier: EUGH- Geralt! There's a nasty bug on my pillow

Geralt: let me see...ah, it's a brain sucker

Jask: brain sucker?!

Geralt: yes, don't worry

*he flips over and lies down again*

Geralt: it starved

please please please, Geralt dad humor

[hanzajesthanza]

the reason geregis works is that they are both middle aged men with lines on their face who previously severely struggled with intense suicidal ideation and they’re still grappling with facing the tragic reality that they’re unable to save everyone and to be human is inherently to suffer and kill mercilessly. also they have gay dream sex

[leighsartworks216]

Jaskier and Geralt is ADHD and Autism solidarity

[ellethespaceunicorn]

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[ageless-aislynn]

I just caught a typo where, instead of saying "That would be great!" it said, "That would be Geralt!"

[yeraskier]

the geraskier bathtub scene really was one of the gayest scenes in the history of gay scenes. that's history.

[annmarcus63]

It's unconventional to live with a terminal illness for a long time. Jaskier, of course, has always been unconventional. Barely a year after meeting Geralt, Jaskier began to taste perfume on his tongue. Not long after, he began to pick out delicate little petals from between his teeth. But he gave it no thought, the perfume and the petals meant fresh flowery breath. Some maidens compliment his hygiene in comparison with the rotten breath of her husbands. Things became worrying when he woke up one night gasping, something was in his throat, he stuck his fingers inside to pried the petal out, a full yellow petal followed by a string of spit. Jaskier is filled with fear and denial which prompt him to search for a healer in the next village he visits with Geralt.

I need supplies, he said. I can get them for you, the witcher offered. No! thank you darling but you wouldn't know what kind of strings and scented oils I require to be this talented and fetching, the bard lied. The healer said he got hanahaki disease at an early stage. There's no cure but to give up the love he had for that person. But how could he? Love is not meant to be controlled or selective. Days after, Geralt saved a girl from the claws of some sick bandits that kidnapped her one week before, he was kind and patient with her, even if she couldn't stop crying to tell them where she lives. In that moment Jaskier concluded that he'd die for loving Geralt.

Years on, the disease grows to full flowers and the occasional stems that irritates his throat. He uses the flowers as decoration on his outfits, sometimes weaving them into crowns or into Roach's mane. Acacias, Lilies, Orchids and chrysanthemums, Dahlias, Freesias and some others he doesn't recognize. After a while he can make full bouquets to gifted to Geralt, he washes the blood and spit first of course. The witcher grimaces but accepts them with no complaints. Yennefer and him had a fight over telling Geralt or getting away to find someone else. You want him all to yourself, Jaskier yells. Don't be an idiot, you'd die!, the witch screams back. What is it to you? I'll die sooner or later anyways.

He weaves flowers in Ciri's hair too. It's not until the flowers begin to clog his airways that he knows he's almost there. He doesn't have much time. Geralt notices and he's worried, he confronts the bard about it too many times but Jaskier doesn't tell him. He's pale and weak the day he faints next to Geralt. The truth is revealed, Geralt is furious and feels betrayed but most of all is scared of losing Jaskier. Geralt offers to go on dates with him, to court him and make an effort. So you can forget them, he says, forget them and love me. Oh, darling, that's the problem, says Jaskier with tears in his eyes.