#Gen Alpha slang

[kotemf]

No because I just imagined Ahsoka explaining gen Alpha slang to Obi-Wan and it's so funny I need to write it.

[ashersbraincell]

CHAT. THIS IS CRUCIAL. FOR EVEN THE ENGLISH SIDE OF THE FANDOM TO KNOW. IN THE POLISH DUB CAINE CALLS EVERYONE FUCKING. HE LITERALLY CALLS THEM HIS SKIBIDI SIGMAS. I WISH I WAS MAKING THIS UP. SCREAMING

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

I THOUGHT GYATT MEANT GOD FOR MONTHS WHEN WERE Y'ALL GOING TO CORRECT ME

[fully-caulked-wagon]

I fucking despise gen alpha slang dude, you don't even understand.

[mckinleygirl98]

WILLIAM MCSKIBIDI, OUR 69th PRESIDENT OF THE GOONITED STATES

rizz in peace bill... sigma alpha epsilon will miss you

my last url change ever for the rest of my life... wish me luck...

[unyandere]

Alrighty so I’m kinda in the mood for writing BUUUUUUUT… idk what to write first so you must vote!

[not-sure-what-im-feeling]

What you rizz is what you gyatt

[thevagabondexpress]

see if this makes sense: when i hear the gen alpha kids using the gen alpha slang it makes sense. when i hear non-gen-alpha people trying to imitate the gen alpha slang it's like what the fuck dude that's nonsense it's the most cringe thing i've ever heard. because they didn't invent the slang and they don't have the context really and don't know what it truly means.

[fortemelody]

i’ve GYATT to go fast!

- sonic the gen alphahog

[badtnbcideas]

Lock, Shock, and Barrel speak exclusively in Gen Alpha slang.

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[thatrobotkid]

modern whtrj au idea where cubey uses current gen alpha slang like “rizz”, “gyatt”, “bruh”, “skibidi toilet”, “ohio”, etc., and it just confuses the heck out of robot lol

[ashersbraincell]

Just found this, screaming/pos

[starofthemorning16]

[thespoinkyspunge]

so my dad is a writer. he asked me and my sister to give him slang terms that teens would use casually.

trying to explain what "bro thought he ate" means to a middle aged man was. an experience .

[cordialsilence]

if I see one more neurotypical call someone "acoustic" instead of autistic I will bash their head in with an acoustic guitar to show them the difference

[i-see-your-cat]

SOS ME AND MY BROTHER TAUGHT OUR STEPMOM WHAT RIZZ MEANS AND NOW SHE'S CALLING OUR DAD THE RIZZLER