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Alrighty so I’m kinda in the mood for writing BUUUUUUUT… idk what to write first so you must vote!
#yandere x you#male yandere#yandere#parody#philosophy I guess#gen Alpha slang#be scared cuz this is gonna be hella cringe#but like CRINGE#yandere oc#yandere x reader#poll time#my polls
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enhypen summer dates: pool parties
a/n: i like pool parties a lot :) !! enjoy!
summary: you go to a pool party with your lovely boyfriend and the rest of enhypen
cw/genre: fluff, cursing, crack/comedy, playful summer vibes, gn!reader and no descriptions of body other than tanning/sunbathing and briefly some body image themes in sunoo’s, and pls let me know if anything else should be tagged!
june 1k special masterlist here! -> (*☻-☻*)
heesung
-he only goes because you either really want to or the members really want him to come
-I can definitely see him trying to unwind with his Nintendo switch under the umbrella until Niki pops his head out and is like hehe heeyyyy
-the members practically drag him to the pool and depending on who you are you’re either sunbathing and enjoying yourself or helping in throwing Heesung into the pool!
-lots of him going “baaaaby they’re bullying me!!” throughout the day
-constantly reapplying sunscreen to ur face that’s just the law of the land
-probably complains a lot but secretly loves it because he gets to spend time with his second family <3
-HATES getting his hair wet at first he’s one of those people that r like “icky no stop I’m gonna get out if you splash me”
-gets hella competitive if there’s a splash fight tho like damn…dawg is full on SOAKING ppl!!
-is so cute tho especially if he notices you getting uncomfy cuz all the water in ur lungs LMAO, starts yelling at everyone and is being annoying like stop splashing or everyone’s going home!!
-always looks out for you and make sure you aren’t drowning <3
jay
-he goes because he wants to see his pretty partner enjoy themself, and also take a nap on the pool side while going snooozeeee but NOO
-wakes up to jungwon and sunoo SOAKING him and he’ll be scolding them but if you’re there he gets all soft :((
-DEMANDS you wear sunscreen and reminds you every ten minutes
-he’s like an old man “ooo the water so cold…”
-I love him.
-brings the best snacks and strictly follows the rules of not swimming after eating much to your + the members’ complaints
-lowkey would much rather be at the grill preparing dinner so he can keep an eye on everyone and including you!!
-probably helps you pick a super cute swim wear in advance too :(( watch you guys match omg
-has a “kiss the cook” apron entirely for you even though everyone else teases him for being on the grill during a pool party <3
-let’s you have first pick of food :) BUT NO FOOD IN THE POOL!!! >:T
jake
-playing mermaids with you or trying to drown NiKi who knows it depends on his mood
-Jake has a black and white tail and his mermaid powers would be singing and talking to animals yes yes yes
-is somehow full of energy the entire time
-jumps into the pool and falls on someone and has a lot of screaming probably but it’s ok!
-constantly lifts you out of the water and is like “FROM THE WAVES!!” And then drops you back down while giggling with a kiss on your cheek
-loves the games where you ride on his shoulders while you try to push another person
-he likes having you close to him to the point he drags you into the pool while giggling because you were completely dry and now here you are just in his arms and in da water!
-takes so many photos of you
-probably does really cheesy pick up lines and act like you guys aren’t in a happy relationship and everyone is cringing bcuz the entire pool party is just him being whipped for you <3
sunghoon
-loud introvert Sunghoon <3
-screaming in the corner of a pool while creating little waves to splash at anyone who comes too close to the little corner he dedicated to the two of u :>
-he loves scheming little pranks with u to randomly jump on other members or just scare them a little hehe
-spends most of his time messing with other people but he also cuddles with you on a little pool float
-the type of guy to huff and puff when his hair gets wet but immediately dgaf when he gets playful
-if you decide to relax on a pool float or at the poolside he’ll be your personal bodyguard and win a 6v1 to ensure your peace
-“if any of you mess w y/n prepare to face the might of the seas”
-probably the one to whine when it’s time to get out
-swims around and kisses your cheek every time he passes by you <3
-gets blushy and shy when the members tease him for being so whipped but he can’t help it, ur his person!!
-pretends like he didn’t act like an excited puppy all day once you two leave
sunoo
-has a designer floatie and some rubber duckies
-lounges with you on a pool float with matching sunglasses and is holding your hand
-intends to relax with you, reapplies your sunscreen for you every thirty minutes, make sure you’re well hydrated and enjoying yourself but he has the newest water gun model if his members decide to mess w him
-he is not here to play around!! if he’s tanning he will be tanning in peace and that water gun ensures it
-really good at water fights for some reason ?? I have no idea why I can just see him going absolutely crazy with water guns
-takes a bunch of photos of you because he thinks you look super cute all day!!
-loves to randomly splash members and then run away esp if you join in to assist
-nothing is funnier than seeing jay sputter because of a bunch of water sunoo splashed in his face while you two make your getaway to the other side of the pool
-hypes you up!! makes sure to show off to everyone how beautiful you are and how ur just such a stunner in your swimwear !!
-makes u feel like a boss bitch at the pool party no matter what, makes sure you enjoy yourself and have fun! :)
jungwon
-tried 9 times to calm down his members and gave up on the tenth
-does tiny little splashes to you so you don’t get super soaked and u don’t have any pain in ur lungs but when it comes to anyone else he’s summoning actual waves
-a water balloon gets thrown too far and hits a neighbor doing lawn work and so jungwon has to go apologize
-you were invited so jungwon wouldn’t scold the others too much <3 he can’t help but soften up the second he sees you
-“y/n, help me drown sunoo yeah?” w a little cute smile like he’s not scheming
-you really help him relax a lot!! he doesn’t feel like he has to be super stiff and in charge and he can just enjoy himself at a pool party
-constantly asks if you’re comfortable, too hot, too cold, too wet, too dry, he wants to make sure you’re having as much fun as he does
-you two have matching towels it’s just a fact
-pulls the leader card for you if you’re losing a water fight <3
niki
-“love come here let’s splash jake!!”
-has so much fun u don’t understand
-squares up w jake during chicken fights and he ensures you win no matter the cost
-the type to whine and complain at first saying he doesn’t feel like swimming but then gets really into it
-he messes w u too but just a lot less, no randomly coming up from behind to scare you while he makes sure to push his members under the water 💀💀
-brings ice treats for you to eat in the pool when jay isn’t looking
-probably gets you matching jewelry for the pool party just so he can feel extra close to u :)
-loves being in the water with you, so much so he will pull you off of your chair and into the water
-quietly asks if you’re having fun every now and then to make sure you’re ok!! because as much as he enjoys the pool day he would enjoy it 1000x more if you felt the same way
-probably takes a ton of selfies w u by the end of the day because he thought you looked so cute :(
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tag list: @chansburgah
#not my best work#but so fun to write !!#enhypen scenarios#enhypen reactions#enhypen imagines#enhypen jay fluff#enhypen x reader#enhypen fluff#enhypen blurbs
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OKAY SO A LITTLE SOMETHING ABOUT MY HADINA FIC AND THINGS TO KNOW!!! ^_^
Uhhh so basically im gonna post it on Ao3 and Wattpad, when I get to about 3-4 chapters I’ll make it public and I’ll have to keep adding them because this shit is bout to be LONG AS HELL!!
Also I’m hella nervous idk if ts is eating or not 😭 ive already had to start over once cuz my mind literally just kept spawning new idea like every minute like zamn calm down will you 💀IM REALLY NERVOUS IDK IF ANYONES EVEN INTERESTED IK THIS SHIT IS CRINGE BUT LIKE I PROMISE YOU THE WRITING IS ACTUALLY GOOD LIKE IM EATING IT UP RN BUT LIKe….IM ACTUALLY SCARED CUZ THE PLOT IS GONNA MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK KINDA…EW (it’s dark romance but like…not booktok dark romance) BUT LIKE I SWEAR I PROMISE YOU I KNOW WHAT IM DOING YALLL LIKE IM NOT ADDING IN THIS BS FOR SHITS N GIGGLES IT THE PLOT (I did make the book for shits n giggles tho what can I say 😽) The book might be done at some point next month if I don’t forget to work on it💀😭 Ik I haven’t written anything else yet here I’m just really passionate about this project like- YALL I PROMISE ITLL BE GOOD IM LIKE ACTUALLY FR erm anyways here’s my Ao3 for incase I’ll update 😽
UHHHH I CANT LINK MY WATTPAD BUT YOU GET THE JUST 💀😭
#disney villains#just self ship rambles#self ship fanfiction#self ship fanfic#what am i doing#GUYS I SWEAR ITS GOOD EVEN IM EATING IT UP LIKE#s/i x canon fanfic#s/i x canon#s/i x f/o#Disney Hades??#Disney Hades#uhh#fanfic#f/o fanfic#💙hadina⭐️#I 💙 blue men#my fanfic will eat I promise#Disney f/o ig#uhhh#uhhhm idk what tf to tag#🐺#random fic rambles#I might post drabbles of them here but idk#poc selfshipper#bipoc selfship#y’all are racist if you don’t like this /j#Ik I keep posting but like#GRAHHH#🖇pumpkinzz bs selfships💗
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Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️
Still Chapter 211
Son on son violence
Chapter 212
This dude pretty cute ngl
Shit, rip
AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺
It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔
Chapter 213
Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴
OYXITSITDITDLTD
Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS
🥺😭💞
Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh
Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you
I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao
I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33
Chapter 214
Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j
He really is just honest Igari
I love that he apologizes
Chapter 215
OJFOYDITDISTOTDG
HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭
THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY
Chapter 216
Burgir
GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD
That smile so cute...
Jyaku is a king
Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why
HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫
Chapter 217
Finally Jyaku got serious too
WITH HIS TOES 😭
King is just obsessed i luv him
HEHE HAIRY LEGS
It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf
Chapter 218
I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this
His damn beard... 💔
THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR
He has a good point
They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs
Chapter 219
Okay seems kinda into it <:/
Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/
That was so smart 🥺
Chapter 220
Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back
Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.
He did apologize at least
Chapter 221
Damn dude be a little more gentle with him
Oh, get was picking him up, okay
FR FR
🥺🥺🥺
FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG
Chapter 222
I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team
I want to eat an apple too now
That was fast
I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry
Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik
Chapter 223
Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/
Feet be fuming lmao
Ohhh that's a cool analysis
Chapter 224
What a good punch
That "please",,,
Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j
No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.
Chapter 225
It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win
Sad day for the Chinese citizens
Mf got tits in his back
This is gonna be so goodddd
Chapter 226
Look at the size of his tits, the slut
INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO
These two are cool fighters
Chapter 227
Old man showing skin
His smile is so fucked up lmao
Chapter 228
Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?
I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good
Retsu babey 🥺
I love how confused Yujiro looks
Chapter 229
Hey, i recognize that name...
Kaku just too op
Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg
Chapter 230
God that's such a good threat
Love Retsu's confusion
Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢
I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment
Chapter 231
God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍
YOOO THAT'S POG
Chapter 232
I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr
This fight is so satisfying
That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay
Fight so controversial comments were deactivated
Chapter 233
Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j
Okay yeah it IS just rude
Hohoooo shit getting nice
Chapter 234
This asshole lmao
Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"
Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol
Chapter 235
GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS
Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔
Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected
Chapter 236
Abs in his back...
Crying and shaking that is NOT true
DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU
LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!
I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh
Chapter 237
OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED
THE HEAD APPLAUSE
HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO
Yujiro surprised is good shit
GSJDUFTHSTD
KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO
Kaku has boyboss energy
Chapter 239
This cover almost gives me a stroke
I love how they all just shat their pants
These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return
Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before
King i don't think any of us understands
It really is
CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!
Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭
Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j
Chapter 240
Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname
...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭
I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭
Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao
Chapter 241
HORRIBLE fit Baki
CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰
Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺
Oh hey Jr
You gonna fuck his girl, bro?
Chapter 242
So straight forward lmao
I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more
AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞
This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984
Chapter 243
Grandpa they shrunk you
Chapter 244
Kings idc about this
Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao
Such a nice lad
Chapter 245
Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,
MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER
Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?
OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞
These men love throwing their glasses eh
Chapter 246
If only Igari and Toba had done this lol
OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT
Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh
HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳
Scenes that give me a boner
CHU...
Such a good callback...
Chapter 247
My man got serious, sweet
Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?
YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT
I love that blocking technique
OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀
I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique
Chapter 248
Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered
A kiss? 😏 /j
When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry
Chapter 249
What a way to cockblock em
Feminist icon
Jack is that the only sweater you own?
Chapter 250
I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot
Jr like 🥺
Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster
Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao
Jack needs to bite people more
Chapter 251
My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's
Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?
Chapter 252
DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS
Looked like Jack was going for a handful
Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad
Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?
Chapter 253
You are tempting your luck sunny boy
Look at that, you pissed him off!
You cannot just know out jack hanma bro
HHH
This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic
Chapter 254
Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?
OKAY THANKS JACK
Such a simp he downed that coffee cup
Grandpa put here cockblocking
Chapter 255
"no he didn't >:/"
These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw
Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭
FOR FUCKING REAL JR
STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭
Chapter 256
Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳
Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary
Chapter 257
Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt
GET HIS ASS KOZUE
OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!
Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles
HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE
King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see
His shoes look so nice...
OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!
Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark
Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴
This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg
Chapter 258
Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj
THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐
If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage
He has been thru worse, sunny boy
Niceee
Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴
Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella
I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol
#luly talks#btg#i ran out of space but that's good cuz im sleepy and have 3% of battery lol#i wanted to reach chapter 260 but this works#14 last episodes for tomorrow woo#baki liveblog
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I see people posting about Catolor and I got inspired to write this down. This is mostly for me to look at when I wanna write this first interaction between Mags and my oc Mavi later, but I also thought sharing with people might be fun? IDK, is cringe culture dead yet? Am I gonna get booed off stage? Anyway there’s a read more so you can skip if you want lmao
So, my version of sirens are all afraid of cats. Why? I think it's funny. But Mavi is especially scared of them though. Like, she's afraid of three things: fire, cages, and cats.
Kirby doesn't know this. He thinks Magolor looks more like an egg anyway, so it wouldn't come up even if he did.
Kirby also doesn't really have a filter when talking on the phone, he just hits start and doesn't stop because he's worried about awkward silences. He's better about it in person since he can see if the other person is okay with the quiet, but he still rambles sometimes.
So he ends up blabbing about the whole Master Crown incident and how Magolor built them an amusement park to apologize.
Mavi's like, "haha, yeah, I know all about that, my whole friend group is made of ex-villains" and is totally cool with it.
Even so Kirby apologizes to Magolor, cuz he feels bad about telling someone else about it without permission.
At first Mags is kinda angry with the little puff, since that's not exactly the first impression he wants people to have of him. It only lasts for a week though, mainly because Mavi drops by Dreamland for a visit a bit before Star Allies, and Kirby brings her to the Lor to introduce her to Mags officially to show she's alright with him.
Marx is also there, just chillin out while Magolor is tinkering with something. They aren't quite dating at this point but they're still extremely close, and it's obvious to literally everyone else that they like each other. They're both oblivious idiots though.
Mavi sees Mags and freezes. Her wings pop out and she flies straight out of the Lor and into a tree. Her feathers are puffed out and everything.
She's just screaming about Mags being a cat. Magolor is yelling that he's Halcandran and not a cat. Kirby's trying and failing to calm her down. Marx is losing his shit in the background and absolutely recording it.
Mavi only calms down when Magolor goes back inside. She's hella embarrassed and she apologizes to him. She’s on edge the whole time but it turns out all right, they even hang out afterwards.
Magolor is honestly just glad she's cool with him being friends with Kirby, since she's basically his big sister. It's good teasing material for later anyway.
After that, they're pretty alright friends! She still gets spooked every now and then by some of his cat quirks when they're together in person, but they talk a lot in the Dreamland groupchat and ask each other questions about each other's cultures and stuff.
#oc stuff#kirby oc#fic stuff#my fanfic ideas#search for this later lmao#I'm cringing at my own thoughts lmao#kirby
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What if Tommy kind of ‘abused’ Steve in a way? In know this is unrealistic obviously, but the way Steve cringed back when Tommy when he threatened him made me think: what if Tommy was manipulative/physically aggressive with Steve? Like he would hit him when he did stuff ‘wrong’ and then be like ‘it’s horseplay it’s just what guys do’ kind of thing so when he becomes friends with Billy he will cringe back and flinch a lot when they argue but Billy thinks it’s HIM and he’s scared of him still :(
honestly i just think thats steves personality in general. he was never mr tough guy. it was all a front. hes just a skittish person. i think if anything it probably stems from his dad. i feel like the whole point of being friends with tommy was for him to be the muscle because steve knew damn well if anyone actually tried fighting him it wasnt gonna go well for him. like, the fight with jonathan... i think that was a case of steve severely underestimating the situation. he was not expecting jonathan byers to know how to pack a punch or go full fucking feral (but like... hello dumbass whatd you expect when you sit there and mock the dudes “dead” brother ???)
so yeah... i mean i can see from tommys personality him probably roughhousing with steve beyond what steves comfortable with and hes probably yelled at tommy a lot to back off and shit in the past cuz tommy just... doesnt seem to have boundaries. but steves just a really anxious person and there was some post going around about how he seems to specifically have issues around other men so im sure thats played into his relationship with tommy in the past. i just think it goes beyond being just a tommy issue
and then of course any friendship with billy is gonna be hella complicated given their history but i honestly think steve could get beyond their fight (even if steve was the one who started the fight with jonathan, he still got his fucking ass kicked like you dont just bounce back from that without carrying around some baggage. and yet he seems to be relatively ok with the guy now.) but billys personality is very overbearing so i think that would make steve tense up a lot. although.... post s3 billy is probably a different dude.... and i think he’d also become kind of skittish as a result of everything he went through (but i also see billy having moments of really lashing out because theres even more shit to add on to his self hatred so... its a lot)
think it wouldve been real neat to see billy and steve become friends and bond and heal together but ya know! whatever! fuck me i guess
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End of Day Sh!t post - August 15, 2019
So, I have been at my current job since November 2016 but I haven’t been to the dentist since probably well before that. *cringe* I know, I’m disgusting. But for whatever reason, my fam has just had the WORST luck with dentists.
The last dude I was going to was running for County Coroner? LOL and like, that wasn’t the reason I had a problem with him. Him calling and leaving me messages and sending me mailers ABOUT VOTING FOR HIM hit me all kinds of wrong. Not to mention, he was one of these dudes that I NEVER saw cuz he had a staff of about 12 young ladies and an office of about 20 rooms. THEY are the ones who did all the work. The only time I saw him was for my fillings; AND he only cleaned my teeth AFTER he did the fillings. The dentist I had BEFORE (who I didn’t like because he KEPT trying to push me to buy a $750 custom mouth piece/bite guard) did the same to me so I thought this was the norm. Get the work done, get your teeth cleaned, in that order.
Well, somehow or another, Ma found a dentist close to home. Seriously, like 15 minutes away. And Ma doesn’t like people in general lol so when she came home raving about this guy, I knew he must be ok. Then she took Dad to see him and Dad has needed a lot of serious work done for a LONG time but we could NEVER harangue him into going to anyone (what IS it with Mexican men being SO hard headed about their OWN HEALTH?!?!). She got him in there somehow and he liked the dude enough that he kept going and he got everything he needed to done, he is finally OUT OF PAIN but NOW we can’t get him to go BACK for a cleaning -_- It’s like, we spent ALL THAT MONEY getting you fixed up and he did ALL THAT WORK to make it so you can eat normal again and now you’re not even gonna take care of it?!?! *headdesk*
But anyways, I saw this dude on Saturday and I was HELLA surprised that he went to clean my teeth immediately? He was like, why are you surprised and so we told him about our previous 2 dentists and he just shook his head. He’s like, “That’s shady, and they did that to get as much money out of you as possible.” Ma and I just snorted because of course. OF COURSE.
It’d been so long since I had my teeth taken care of, he told me I was gross. LMAO ok no he didn’t cuz he’s VERY courteous and super nice, but I said I was disgusting and gross. I have gingivitis which is no surprise to me cuz I breathe and my gums bleed. So he cleaned my teeth and had to go high enough with his instruments or whatever that my mouth ACHED for the next day and a half and I legit couldn’t even bite into bread without it hurting.
I have 4 wisdom teeth that are impacted that I have NOT wanted to get taken out cuz my nerves are wrapped around the roots, but he wants me to go see an oral surgeon cuz he says I’m risking teeth I NEED at this point by NOT having them pulled :(
And I’ve been having pain on the upper back left side for a whiiiiiiiiiiiiiile now and he touched in between 2 of my teeth back there and I SHOT out of the chair. HOLY MOLY did it hurt. He took XRays and it turns out there’s a HUGE fcking shadow in one of my teeth so he says I have a cavity in there and IN BETWEEN the teeth (which I didn’t even know could happen??). He’s gonna attempt to fill it tonight at 7pm (why the Hell is he working so late?) but I’m convinced he’s gonna find it has to be a root canal cuz that’s the kind of luck I have so why am I putting myself through this to begin with? :S
I have been worrying about it enough that my forearms have been itchy today and when I scratch, my uticaria is in effect which means my scratches are leaving really red and welted skin. Good news is, it disappears within minutes. But, like, I’m clawing at myself cuz I just don’t wanna doooooooooooo this.
Not to mention I somehow LOST the paperwork he gave me on Saturday with my referral to the surgeon lol. I’m a disaster that doesn’t deserve to have nice things or painless teeth, I swear. If you read this, say a prayer for me or light a candle for me cuz I’m very irrationally scared of dying in a dentist’s chair. My mom has what I have always called a “prison tolerance” for pain; her doc once told her there was no way she was passing a kidney stone cuz she’d be in “way more pain than she was showing.” Guess what showed up 2 days later?
Doctors ain’t sh!t but my mom is. And I’m the EXACT OPPOSITE of her, so I’m a whiny a$$ baby who doesn’t wanna go to the dentist. Sigh.
Special shoutout and thanks to @stevieang for leaving me a comment on AO3. I like almost threw up when I saw that email notification lol. It gave me many flutters.
Now if I could just figure out why my Steve drabble has tanked so hard? Like...did I really get him that wrong? Was I really THAT up my own a$$ thinking it was cute? I have no concept of what’s good or bad or anything when it comes to Marvel fanfic, I guess.
Also I randomly got an idea today that involves a DJ, Steve Rogers and mixes of music from the 30s/40s? I’m not sure HOW it came to me but it’s been niggling at me all day to the point I went on YouTube to find out if these mixes even exist AND THEY DO so like .... here’s another one to go on the ENDLESS LIST OF IDEAS that’ll never ever come to be lol. I hate my brain so much sometimes.
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my platonic gf made me do this (even tho she’s not on tumblr rn)
1. What is you middle name? - San Roque
2. How old are you? - 16
3. When is your birthday? - November 11, 2002
4. What is your zodiac sign? - Sun: Scorpio Moon: Aquarius
5. What is your favorite color? - Dark colors in general (mostly maroon, blue and monochrome)
6. What’s your lucky number? - 11 or 13
7. Do you have any pets? - 3 dogs (but i rlly take care of 1)
8. Where are you from? - Philippines, Metro Manila
9. How tall are you? - 5’5” and a half
10. What shoe size are you? - I think 9-10 (???)
11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? - 3 (4 if u include my school shoes)
12. What was your last dream about? - I was in school and we were peforming for a rlly big event (it was shitty)
13. What talents do you have? - I can play the guitar, barely sing, sorta dance, and some chinese
14. Are you psychic in any way? - When it comes to my sister, and some romantic situations irl, and i can predict scenes from movies i havent seen
15. Favorite song? oh god that’s hard, the soundtracks for both heathers and six, every song in my g a y playlist in spotify (king princess, joji, billie eilish, rizha, etc.)
16. Favorite movie? - The girl king (despite the annoying power dynamic0 and heathers (despite the cringe) and almost every marvel movie
17. Who would be your ideal partner? - @alexconfusion if u weren’t such a fuqing baby (fyi, @alexgoestosleep i wont steal them from u, they’re just sorta my ideal type)
18. Do you want children? - Like one or two (girls preferably)
19. Do you want a church wedding? - Hell nah (but ill be fine either way)
20. Are you religious? - Sorta (raised a catholic, but my faith waivers)
21. Have you ever been to the hospital? - Nope just visited folks
22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? - nah
23. Have you ever met any celebrities? - Regine velasquez at snr once
24. Baths or showers? - showers
25. What color socks are you wearing? - Im not wearin socks rn, but if i were, grey
26. Have you ever been famous? - Does having 392 followers in tumblr consider being famous??
27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? - Yes and no
28. What type of music do you like? - Smth with guitars, maybe even synth-pop or smth. and some classical shit
29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? - Nope, and never will
30. How many pillows do you sleep with? - 2, 3 if im with my bro
31. What position do you usually sleep in? - On either side with a pillow to hug
32. How big is your house? - Just 1 floor, a small backyard, and a front porch (i think idk filipino houses are hard to explain)
33. What do you typically have for breakfast? - Coffee and bread, instant noodles if i feel like it
34. Have you ever fired a gun? - Do airsoft guns count?
35. Have you ever tried archery? - Nah, but id love to
36. Favorite clean word? - boop
37. Favorite swear word? - shit, fuck,cunt, bitch, faggot (i call my friend like that never as an offense its just our thing)
38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? - 36 hours or maybe even 48
39. Do you have any scars? -A scar on my right arm cuz of a vaccine
40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? - Sorta, but he was a guy and a creep and a bitch so...
41. Are you a good liar? - sorta
42. Are you a good judge of character? - Maybe idk
43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? - I have a very bad butchered british accent that sounds like im crunching in some scottish or smth
44. Do you have a strong accent? - Not that i know of
45. What is your favorite accent? - British and australian
46. What is your personality type? - Resting bitch face, quiet but a rlly good friend (apparently) im sorta clingy and hyper sometimes
47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? - I think my prom dress, other than that, my giordano long sleeves
48. Can you curl your tongue? - sorta
49. Are you an innie or an outie? - innie
50. Left or right handed? - left
51. Are you scared of spiders? - As long as they’re small im good, i fear the big ones
52. Favorite food? - Japanese food, some korean food, pasta, ribs, and sisig
53. Favorite foreign food? - ^ (except for sisig)
54. Are you a clean or messy person? - An organized mess
55. Most used phrased? - Is it gay?
56. Most used word? - gay
57. How long does it take for you to get ready? - 20-30 mins, i try to prepare everything the day before
58. Do you have much of an ego? - Idk, i think not
59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? - suck
60. Do you talk to yourself? - Yes, too many fucking times
61. Do you sing to yourself? - In the shower its great 10/10 would recommend
62. Are you a good singer? - Sorta?? Depends on the style of the song
63. Biggest Fear? - Socializing online idk lmao
64. Are you a gossip? - Depends on who im gossiping with, but not too much lol
65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? - Idk, none of them are rlly great
66. Do you like long or short hair? - short
67. Can you name all 50 states of America? - Binch no, i aint american
68. Favorite school subject? - Social studies
69. Extrovert or Introvert? - Introvert but im a bit of both sorta
70. Have you ever been scuba diving? - no
71. What makes you nervous? - people
72. Are you scared of the dark? - nope
73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? - Yes, especially when it comes to talking in english, im a grammar nazi
74. Are you ticklish? - yes,Stomach, sides, neck, feet, and certain parts on my back
75. Have you ever started a rumor? - nope
76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? - I was the secretary of my class last year, and ive been the leader for our thesis
77. Have you ever drank underage? - Does wine count? (only during new year tho)
78. Have you ever done drugs? - nope
79. Who was your first real crush? - I honestly dont know, but i think it was this one girl named Renee (nuffsaid)
80. How many piercings do you have? - Before one for each ear, i lost them now so none
81. Can you roll your Rs? - If i need to, like if its a spanish name or smth
82. How fast can you type? - Idk,
83. How fast can you run? - Sorta fast thanks to my legs, but my stamina is hella short so not long
84. What color is your hair? - A mix of brown and sorta like bronze (this one particular part of my hair especially)
85. What color is your eyes? - brown
86. What are you allergic to? - none
87. Do you keep a journal? - Im starting to rn
88. What do your parents do? - Both of them have their own businesses
89. Do you like your age? - Yea i guess, unless my parents start comparing my maturity with my age
90. What makes you angry? --A lot of things (im moody), esp. When my sis starts judging what i like
91. Do you like your own name? -Sorta, i mean a lot of ppl mispronounce my name and make fun of it when u add my last name to it
92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? - honestly idk, but i plan to name them with confusing names (or not idk)
93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? - Both girls
94. What are you strengths? - Maybe that i’m honest esp when def needed, i have this motherly side (sorta), i know a lot of shit
95. What are your weaknesses? - Im clingy, im socially awkward, im easily demotivated, idk how emotions work
96. How did you get your name? - There was a joke that my mom thought i was gonna be a boy so they named me jonathan, but since i was a girl and jonathan tan was gonna be redundant, they added mae as my second name, removed the -than and now its J**** Mae Tan
97. Were your ancestors royalty? - Not that i know of, but one of my ancestors was an important figure in the revolution in my country so.... yea
98. Do you have any scars? - On my right arm cuz of a vaccine
99. Color of your bedspread? - I share a bed with my siblings (sadly) but rn its blue
100. Color of your room? - With my siblings, eggshell white or smth, but i wanted the color sky blue once i get my own room
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The week in review:
Raw 11/16 NXT 11/18 NXT UK 11/19 Smackdown 11/20 Survivor Series 11/22
Raw:
Appreciate Lana providing logic to the creation of this match.
“Is this a Disney movie” lmao.
Honestly Shayna works better as a henchman than as a final boss.
Love Lana’s theme btw.
rip Mandy.
Ugly kick by Asuka. Not a compliment.
hahaha Lana tagged herself into the match while Shayna had Asuka in the clutch. hahahahah.
“You suck, get out” rofl.
Asuka you’re trash for not saving Lana. Truly.
“I’m actually really proud of you, you showed a lot of courage tonight.” Nia is funny. A bitch and a bully, sure, but funny.
There’s number 9. rip.
First of all, Dana’s shaky interview was going really well, and I wish they had let her finish it cuz god knows she needs the practice.
Second, WHY IS MIA YIM ATTACKING DANA OF ALL PEOPLE?
I’m not sorry, I shamelessly love Bray and Alexa together, goodbye.
“Your word is... jackass” lmaooo why is he even doing a spelling bee to prep for this match.
rip Rambling Rabbit for the 38th time.
What makes him being killed so damn demented is not only the way he exhibits agony and suffering as he dies, but the way they STAND BY LAUGHING UNCONTROLLABLY. This is the definition of sociopathy.
“Bullseye!” “More like... Rabbit’s heart!” *continues laughing hysterically* jfc.
Really love how Alexa puts her hand beneath her chin and then waves. That goes along with her characteristics developed since the fairy gimmick in nxt back in 2014/2015, to the cosplaying mean girl in 2016/2017/2018, to the babyface in 2019/2020. Also adds another layer with her gloves. Love that.
Nikki’s wandering around looking for Alexa, when clearly she should be looking for the Firefly Funhouse. I suggest asking Seth or Randy.
“Friends never give up on each other,” they also don’t give each other ultimatums cuz that’s toxic af, but okay.
She keeps running her mouth about Fiend and I can already see Alexa demolishing her for it.
LOVE the cohesion in going from one segment to the other as Sarah runs around looking for an interview. Fitting since that’s obviously her job, but it went together smoothly. They really come off as tmz lol.
I appreciate how Miz doesn’t want to fuck with Bray cuz he knows Bray will just torment his family lol. I also appreciate his reasoning because he’s a true opportunist. he doesn’t want to exhaust himself with this match cuz he might cash in later.
Love Alexa’s remixed theme, it’s jarring af. Walking red flag btw.
Oh nooo Nikki what are you doinggg.
I’m not a fan of how Nikki sold this interaction. Didn’t feel natural at all.
OH SHIT the sound of that slap, oof.
Oh my god I love how Bray came out and glared at Nikki. FANTASTIC. Absolute gold. Then he just smiles at Alexa as she takes his arm to escort him to the ring.
And the way the camera focuses back on Miz and Morrison... Miz’s face... I can’t, this is tremendous tbh. What a great story to run throughout this week’s Raw.
lmfao the way Alexa stuck her head between the ropes to scare Morrison. Ugh this pairing is easily my favorite thing in wwe rn.
Interesting, so Bray protects her. A fair duo.
I will never not cringe at watching people pretend to break someone’s neck by twisting it to the side. If I was a wrestler, that’s a move I would NEVER allow to be done to me.
On the plus side, Alexa took out Morrison and he sold it really fucking well. On the negative, it seems that distracted Bray as he’s more concerned for her well being now.
Oh my god the way Alexa reappears from behind the barricade. Creepy as shit.
Love watching her “balance” on the barricade considering she was one hell of a gymnast in her day.
Now don’t get me wrong, I’m all for watching Lacey progress in the ring, cuz I think her character work is just fantastic, but holy shit what a downgrade going from Mandy and Dana to Lacey and Peyton.
Why is she excited? Why is it exciting to fight Sasha? Maybe Asuka should’ve taken that match a bit more seriously, considering the outcome. But I’m jumping ahead of myself.
“No one is ready for Asuka,” except for Charlotte, Becky, Shayna, Alexa, Sasha...
I do appreciate how Lacey isn’t scared of anyone while Peyton is wary of literally everyone. That’s good. Nia has a point though, y’all could’ve used Mandy. I guess it doesn’t matter though, considering the outcome. Jumping ahead of myself again.
“Worst idea since Quibi” lmao shots fired.
*Bonus* Peyton/Lacey online exclusive: they vibe real well off script. Peyton made points saying she can’t wait to teach Lacey how to be on a team. That’s valid cuz Lacey is NOT much of a team player. Points to Lacey though, she’s funny as hell.
Highlight: Alexa Bliss
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NXT:
Awesome hearing War Pigs during that Shotzi promo. Is that the official theme song for War Games? If so, baller to wwe for shelling that cash out.
I’m guessing Shotzi was fixing her tank? Was that the premise? Regardless, the setting was different and interesting.
I really like the fencing around nxt’s ringside. Fits with the grungy “indie” feel.
God I’m gonna have to watch Candice defeat Kayden and Kacy aren’t I?
Indi bought the Garganos a flat screen tv? :/ mk. What does she have to gain? Johnny was an AWFUL champion and Candice has never even held gold. What is she hoping to accomplish?
“Indi is gaining one of the best mentors in the nxt locker room” lmao WHAT.
omg Kacy and Kayden are so fucking entertaining, I feel like I say this every time I watch them. All tag teams need to TAKE. NOTES. Look at that cohesion and teamwork. Whew.
Hold on don’t try to retcon Tegan as leaving Candice’s side. I hate Tegan even more than I hate Candice, and she was a shite friend to Dakota by proxy of being a spineless dweeb, but do not try to paint Candice as the victim in her feud with Tegan.
I know nothing about the Dakota/Candice friendship but I’d go ahead and blame Dakota since she’s hella douchey lmao.
Imagine thinking Indi is an upgrade from Dakota. Commentary is super funny and distracting tonight lmao.
Was that not a flatliner? Sure looked like an intended flatliner.
So Kacy attempts to kill herself in the process of taking out Indi and none of the cameras caught it? :/ we still using interns looking for college credits in production? Is that what’s happening??
Vic is kind of an awful commentator in his actual calls. “Nice suplex, almost a brainbuster” better hope that was a brainbuster cuz if not, that was the saddest fucking suplex I’ve ever seen in my life.
So Kacy almost kills herself using offense against Indi and Indi was coherent first? Ugh anyway.
Why do we have to listen to Ember speak every week? What a terrible idea.
So now she’s gonna be nxt’s savior by getting rid of Dakota and Raquel? Oh for fuck’s sake.
Why does she have fucking soda tabs on her gear still.
Why is she teaming with Toni. I THOUGHT THEY WERE HEELS. Seriously, am I the dumb one? Am I the one who needs their hand held? Has Ember not been acting like a heel since she returned? Am I the only one confused about Toni’s alignment??
“We’ve fallen victim to the numbers game” WHEN have you fallen victim to the numbers game, Toni? WHO WROTE THIS.
I know nxt wants me to give a shit about Ember and Toni, but good luck making me care about anyone down there more than Dakota or Rhea.
I would really appreciate it if Dakota was moved up to the MR without actually showing any dissention from Raquel.
Dakota calls a lot of matches, I’ve noticed. Pro shit.
Toni’s German suplexes are amazing if she’s actually never hurt anyone, cuz MAN they look gnarly af.
Gorgeous tornado ddt by Ember. Nice speed, great handling by Raquel.
Don’t Dakota and Toni have quite the history? From UK?
Today in wrestling commentary: Vic cannot tell the difference between left and right.
Whoa I just noticed Dakota isn’t wearing her knee brace. That’s kind of monumental, right? Isn’t that a big deal? I feel like that’s a big deal.
Honestly I might like Toni more than Ember. She comes off as a lot more likable since her move to nxt.
Oh Christ I gotta see Candice again.
Hi why isn’t this main eventing? Do Rhea fucking Ripley and Io fucking Shirai not deserve it?? For real???
Hate it when refs hold the title up crooked. Noob.
Holy shit Io’s speed is TOP. TIER. Whew.
And then slips on the turnbuckle, sad. Could’ve been worse, could’ve been a Shotzi wipeout (and that’s what I’m gonna call it from now on)
What Io has in speed, Rhea has in strength, these are the facts.
Why did Vic cut Beth off by saying exactly what she was in the middle of saying? Vic’s losing a lot of points tonight tbh.
oof gnarly German suplex off the second rope by Io.
Oh my, Rhea’s ear is covered in blood. Must have punctured her ear with an earring. Rough. I say this as someone who has her fair share of piercings: it BOGGLES MY MIND why any of these women wrestle with their piercings in lmao. No ma’am.
Brutal match, whew.
Rhea wiped her own blood on her face.
There are some aprons spots with Rhea obviously waiting around that needed some work.
Rhea can sell, certainly, but her screaming is way too dramatic at times. Most notably at wm in the empty arena, but this match is a close second. Almost borders on annoying.
Niiice Rhea adding a nice vortex spin on the tail end of her cloverleaf submission. Points. Keep that.
Oh that Riptide attempt countered into an armbar by Io. BEAUTIFUL.
I liked that. Io goes for the 619 in the middle rope, Rhea ducks. Io goes for the 619 on the lower rope, Rhea dodges. Io strikes her a couple times, Rhea falls to the opposite side of the ring and Io proceeds to hit the 619. Good stuff.
Lol Io’s smiling at Rhea kicking out of the missile dropkick.
Nice flip off of Rhea’s clothesline but I’m not a fan of Io landing her moonsault on her feet. That’s not really her M.O.
Fucking spiked Rhea with a ddt by countering the Riptide again. That’s a solid champion, has her opponent completely scouted.
Beautiful sunset flip powerbomb through the ropes with Rhea landing through a table. Would’ve been cool if Rhea had let go right away, though.
In kf, I give points to Rhea for dragging herself from the rubble just to eat a clean pin. Great match.
Highlight: Io vs Rhea
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NXT UK:
Wow robbing me of KLR’s entrance. Guess Piper is officially the heel.
Quit calling her a “new” Piper Niven. A slight aggression is hardly “new”
BE CAREFUL WITH KLR’S SNAZZY COAT.
Y’all got tape out? Have we learned nothing from Bayley/Sasha hiac?
CHUCKED A FUCKING RING BELL INTO PIPER’S HEAD LMAO
Ugh headbutt that takes everyone out. Tsk.
Ric who? Charlotte’s dad??
Who do I gotta pay to see KLR vs Becky Lynch in an extreme match?!
KLR rolls away after that fisherman buster on the outside. Smart points.
Alright listen I’m on KLR’s side but WHY IS JINNY OUT HERE
Lol smacked Piper with a ‘no entry’ sign. Haha.
And Piper broke a sign over KLR’s head, followed by puns from the commentators.
rip random guitar.
Match doesn’t have any creative spots really, but they sure know how to utilize random objects.
BRO YOU CAN’T TAKE A STEEL PIPE TO HER KNEE ON CONCRETE, THAT’S HELLA RUDE. KLR lit a fire under Piper’s ass and Piper’s trying to retire her as thanks. Super, super rude.
Fuck her up fam, I don’t even feel bad.
??? Did KLR even land through the table or did she just land straight onto the fucking concrete? Jesus Christ man. No, she didn’t, she slid into the second table and just ate the floor. Oh my god. IS SHE OKAY??
Highlight: That vicious ending gained KLR a lot of respect in my eyes
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Smackdown:
Imagine being surprised that Adam chose the longest reigning SD women’s champion as his team captain. Granted she’s probably despised by everyone, but she’s got the pedigree, come on now.
Look how good Bayley looks. Whew.
“You know what time it is? Bayley time.” she’s so annoying rofl.
Wow riveting stuff, I have zero comments about this 2 min match tbh.
Go stand in the ring with your damn captain, Bianca.
Lmao Bayley allergic to hugs now. Character progression.
It’s quite the team I’m ngl. I just wish we could’ve wrapped up this Sasha/Bayley shit like... months ago so we could enjoy captain Bayley for a bit longer. Gonna burn through this in one damn episode. It’s a bummer.
*Bonus* Nattie’s online exclusive: “I sailed through some rough waters [...] I’m smart, I’m sexy, I’m funny, I’m rich” She is funny, I will give her that.
We’re getting Asuka/Sasha face to face? For real? Okay.
Cute, Sasha’s smile toward Asuka actually looked genuine. I miss when Sasha seemed genuine. It’s like Bayley killed that part of her.
“Michael are you forgetting what time it is?” BAYLEY TI-- “It is boss time, baby!” welp my mistake.
I’ve played Asuka’s dialogue to Sasha 3x and I still have no idea what she was saying because of her ridiculous fucking dancing and animation. I’m tired. Bayley come take her title.
Omg now she’s doing “you can’t see me” SHE ACCOMPLISHES NOTHING I absolutely despise her being champion.
Actually she is ready for Asuka, and I’m gonna take great joy in watching her win this Sunday. Sasha is hella unlikeable until the moment that bell rings, then she’s a god. Is what it is.
Booo Sasha was actually doing good on the mic, how dare you ruin that, Carmella.
Asuka is awful. Even Becky and Ronda fought off common enemies once upon a time. Asuka helps legit N O B O D Y. Awful champion.
Highlight: Captain Bayley
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Survivor Series:
Love Sasha’s gear.
Asuka kicked out at one, quick everyone cry about her selling. Oh wait she’s not Charlotte, my bad.
Beautiful attempt at an armbar by Sasha, whew.
Sasha is so good at this whole wrestling thing lol.
Nice pop up from that backstabber.
Right and in contrast, Asuka is an amazing striker.
Oh a codebreaker to Sasha as she dangles from the second rope. Gorgeous move.
Ahhhh the blue haired god got the job done. I knew she’d win but it’s so gratifying to see.
Not much to say about the match. The spots weren’t brutal or super creative/innovative, but it had GREAT back and forth and really showcased their chemistry in technical wrestling. Also might very well have been the best match they’ve had yet, seemed pretty short though. Still, an enjoyable watch. Good for Sasha.
Lol the disdain in Nia’s face as she looks at Lana.
Look, Bayley’s arm band says ‘captain’ so she’s the captain.
Love seeing how creative people get with their gear at Survivor Series, as opposed to just throwing a damn brand shirt on. Looking at you, 2016.
One thing I’ve learned about Bayley is if she calls you sister, she genuinely likes you behind the scenes. So glad to see Lacey is in her good graces.
Omg Lacey learned how to do a kip up, everybody clap.
Love how the light shines off of Nattie’s gear. Got rainbows popping.
Squatting while stalling a suplex, and synchronized kip ups. Bianca and Nattie are fun.
“Bayley and the great Becky Lynch,” Oh shit, peep that RESPECT we’re putting on her name now? She gets ‘the great’?? wwe finally seeing her on the same level as ‘the great’ Charlotte Flair??? I am shook. Good for her, fucking deserved (also poor Bayley rofl)
Lana tags herself in again lmao. Nia 5 seconds from killing her. Look, Lana tries. Let her try.
I can’t breathe. she been put in timeout.
(referring to a move by Peyton) “I give that a perfect 10“ PPPFFFFTTTT
What a bump by Bayley; a suplex off the top rope onto the entire roster on the outside, and what a great locker room leader to be checking on everyone IMMEDIATELY as if she didn’t just fucking take a massive bump. Also poor Lana standing over there watching the fun lol.
Now I already knew Peyton pinned Bayley cuz of the outrage by Bayley fans who deemed her “buried” afterward, but I think it was a poor decision to have Peyton get that pin. Peyton sucks, not sorry. Have Lacey get that pin before Peyton. Actually, have Lana get that pin before Peyton.
Not sure what Nattie was going for with that submission to Peyton, but she improvised real quick. So points.
Doesn’t Nattie usually wear wrist guards? Awkward seeing her without them.
Goes for a sharpshooter on a woman who’s not even active rn. I’m removing her points lmao.
I legit never get to see Bianca’s 450 splash and you know what? Fuck y’all.
Well Bianca’s a great partner to do a Spanish Fly with so, good on Lacey.
That’s an interesting elimination. Ruby would’ve pinned Shayna as she had rolled back and reversed the Clutch, but the ref was distracted by Nia. By the time he started counting, Ruby had passed out. Interesting.
Crucifix Bomb by Liv eliminates Lacey, fucking dope.
Having Bianca as the last survivor on her team is great for Bianca. This is a compliment from management.
BEAUTIFUL catch by Shayna into the Clutch. Wow that was nice.
Ah we redoing the spot from their Takeover match, IE my introduction to Bianca. Solid.
Oh this is good. Bianca passed out from the Clutch while on the ropes so Shayna was disqualified. Nia drug Bianca out of the ring to put her through the announce table and they started brawling until they were both counted out.
Again, I knew Lana was the sole survivor but seeing it happen is fucking hilarious. Nice protection for Bianca though, and seeing Nia this pissed off is so cathartic.
Highlight: Bianca was the real standout imo
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*Survivor Series shined the brightest as we had both a great technical match, and a fun, entertaining multiwoman match filled with shenanigans. If that’s a cop out, then I’ll give it to NXT this week.
#wwe#issa review#feel free to ignore these#cuz who tf cares lesbihonest#today's props goes to:#bianca belair
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