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Riot Breaks Out at PCW Show

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REPLAY: PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2020-NOVEMBER 3rd, 2020 –The video screen comes to life.

Johnny Suave: “What the hell is going on?”

The video screen zeroes in on a scuffle backstage.

Who’s Involved? Berkeley, California Professor McCarthy’s Progressive Flock -The Green World Order: GreenPete, PeaceNick, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, Peta from PETA -The Young Jerks: Zenk Cryger, James Idaho, and Anna the foul-mouthed sidekick -Code Pink and Emily S. List -The League of Anti-Fascists: Ted and Chaz

American Heartland Coalition -Charlie Blackwell -‘PCW’s Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin

Johnny Suave: “Professor McCarthy’s Flock are beating down Charlie Blackwell and Tessa Martin. Both are scheduled to wrestle later on in the evening!”

Colleen Crowder: “It looks like a peaceful protest to me, Johnny.”

Blackwell gets flung into the wall by GreenPete and Brock Cole Lee. Code Pink glitter bombs Tessa – she’s blinded. Emily S. List then DDT’s her to the floor.

“Yeah. Totally peaceful,” Suave says in a tone totally dripping with sarcasm.

Dawn immediately rolls out of the ring and takes off for the back…

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…PCW cameras find Charlie Blackwell and ‘PCW Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin laid out on the floor backstage being attended to by Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-Up Crew. Also on hand, ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay and the Deplorables.

No sign of Professor McCarthy’s Flock.

More worrying, no sign of PCW Owner Dawn McGill. One of the Deplorables finds a heel shoe McGill was wearing on the floor and brings it to McAvay.

McAvay asks if anyone’s seen McGill? The PCW Clean-Up Crew tell him the only people they found were Blackwell and Martin.

McAvay immediately sends the Deplorables out to look for Dawn McGill. (END VIDEO)

RURAL COMPOUND THE AFTERNOON OF WEDNESDAY JANUARY 6TH, 2021 ‘Red Solo Cup’ Ray McAvay, ‘Prairie Populist’ William Daniels Bryan, Charlie Blackwell, and the Vice Squad’s General DeBauchery have snuck onto an estate. All four lie on the ground, dressed in military-ish garb, armed and dangerous.

McAvay peers at a building ahead of them through a pair of binoculars and tells the others to be on ‘standby.’

General DeBauchery peers through the sights of a big sniper-like gun.

General DeBauchery: Set.

McAvay counts down from 3, 2, 1. General DeBauchery shoots out a window and Bryan throws a concussion grenade through the opening.

*KA-BOOM*

Ray McAvay: MOVE!

The group charges forward.

Charlie Blackwell kicks in the door. Inside, they find two guards on the floor.

Footsteps.

Two more men rush in. General DeBauchery cocks his weapon and fires. He hits both guards in their legs. They fall. Bryan and Blackwell disarm the pair.

McAvay motions to one of the guards.

Ray McAvay: Where is she?

General DeBauchery points his gun at the guard to add a little incentive. The guard points towards one of the back rooms. McAvay heads there and opens the door.

Dawn McGill: MMMPPHHH!

McAvay finds McGill tied up on the floor. Hair disheveled and wearing the same clothes she wore at Extreme Election Night 2020. He removes the gag.

Dawn McGill: Took you guys long enough.

Ray McAvay: Yeah, we’re not really all that experienced with this type of armed commando raid.

McAvay unties her and helps the owner of PCW to her feet. It takes a second for Dawn to get her bearings and her balance back.

Ray McAvay: We need to get to Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon…NOW!

McAvay then explains the issue. If the January 6th show does not take place, PCW will default on its contract with Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon and Dawn could lose the show all together to The Coke Brothers and George Moros.

McGill tells McAvay she’ll make sure the show happens. McAvay hands her his cell phone and she makes a call.

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Political Championship Wrestling Extreme Political TV Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon Wauseon, Ohio Taped Wednesday January 6th, 2020 Sunday January 10th, 2021

Announcers: ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave AGE: 50 / HT: 5’ 11” WT: 195 HOME: Philadelphia, PA HAIR: Brown / STYLE: Like Ronnie Dunn / FACE: Goatee DRESS: Brown suit without tie

Colleen Crowder ‘Low Level New York Times Reporter Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ AGE: 38 / HT: 5’ 5” WT: 142 HOME: New York City, NY HAIR: Black / STYLE: Curly / FACE: Narrow face with rounded jaw, turned-up nose, faint freckles, and thin lips. Bulging blue eyes, thin eyebrows. DRESS: Black pants suit

Suave reviews what went down at Extreme Election Night in November.

RESULTS FROM PCW EXTREME ELECTION NIGHT 2020 -PCW Owner Dawn McGill welcomes everyone back to PCW. She then announces a ‘compromise’ deal had been reached with Mitch McConnell (American Patriots) and Nancy Pelosi (Progressive Alliance)- ‘Stars N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott of the American Patriots with Donald Trump in his corner will face ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels from the Progressive Alliance with Joe Biden in his corner and Charlie Blackwell of the American Heartland Coalition for the PCW Title. At the end of the show, Dawn would then announce who the new CEO of PCW will be: either Donald Trump (American Patriots) or Joe Biden (Progressive Alliance) -MATCH #1-Kayleigh McEnaney defeats CNN’s Jake Tapper and Brian Stelter in a handicap match -MATCH #2/ARIZONA SENATE MEDALLION MATCH: Mark Kelly (Progressive Alliance) defeated Martha McSally (American Patriots) -Gavin Newsom (CA-Progressive Alliance) makes a case for PCW to come to California. -MATCH #3/SOUTH CAROLINA SENATE MEDALLION MATCH: Lindsey Graham (American Patriots) defeated Jaime Harrison (Progressive Alliance) -Both Joe Biden and Donald Trump interview with PCW Owner Dawn McGill for the PCW CEO position. -MATCH #4/PCW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH: Jill Berg Enterprises (Conservative Inc./American Patriots) defeat The Green World Order (Progressive Alliance) and The Deplorables (American Heartland Coalition) -MATCH #5/ALABAMA SENATE MEDALLION MATCH: Tommy Tuberville (American Patriots) vs. Doug Jones (Progressive Alliance) joined in progress.

The show is stopped at that point by Pennsylvania State Attorney General Josh Shapiro, Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer, Michigan Secretary of State Jocelyn Benson, and former Georgia Gubernatorial candidate Stacey Abrams- all from the Progressive Alliance.

-When the show restarts, Tuberville finishes off Jones. -Dawn McGill comes out and gives a second speech. But the video screen shows Professor McCarthy’s Flock assaulting Charlie Blackwell and Tessa Martin. Dawn Immediately runs to the back. -MATCH #6/HOUSE WAR GAMES MATCH: Team Progressive Alliance defeats Team American Patriots -Backstage, Blackwell and Tessa are being attended to by Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-Up crew. Neither Professor McCarthy’s Flock nor Dawn McGill can be found. McGill’s heel is found on the scene. -MATCH #7/MICHIGAN SENATE MEDALLION MATCH: Gary Peters (Progressive Alliance) defeated John James (American Patriots). -Nurse Nellie and the PCW Clean-Up Crew are back at work attending to Ray McAvay, who’s found backstage after being attacked. Still no sign of Dawn McGill. -The Coke Brothers-Charles and David, Executive Director of the Lincoln Project Sarah Lenti, and George Moros are pleased with the direction the night is going. -MAIN EVENT #1/PCW WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH: Kathryn Randall Collins (Progressive Alliance) defeated ‘Alaskan Rogue’ Sierra Whalen to become the new PCW Women’s Champion. -Bill de Blasio (NY-Progressive Alliance) makes a case for PCW to come to New York City. -MAIN EVENT #2/PCW TITLE MATCH: ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels (Progressive Alliance) defeated ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott to become the new PCW Champion. -With McGill missing, The Coke Brothers, Lenti, and Moros step in and name Joe Biden the new CEO of PCW.

Cut to the broadcast desk.

PCW! … PCW! … PCW! …

Colleen Crowder pops a bottle of champagne. Tonight, she doesn’t care about the PCW chant that usually offends her to no end.

Johnny Suave: Hello and welcome to Political Championship Wrrrrestling!

PCW! … PCW! … PCW! …

Crowder leans back and guzzles some the champagne.

Johnny Suave: We are back at the spiritual home of PCW, Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon!

Suave pauses for the requisite roar from the fans- who seem really amped up more than usual tonight.

Johnny Suave: Tonight, we’ve got the Georgia Medallion match which will be a tag team battle between the American Patriots David Perdue and Kelly Loeffler versus Jon Ossoff and Raphael Warnock from the Progressive Alliance in a winner take all match between both factions.

Colleen Crowder: Woo-hoo! Stacey Abrams says bet on the blue tonight baby!

Johnny Suave: Also tonight, after the controversial end to their match two months ago at Extreme Election Night 2020, PCW Champion ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels of the Progressive Alliance will face ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott for the title.

Colleen Crowder: There was nothing controversial about the match Johnny.

Suave points out to Colleen the fact since there was no pinfall in the match at Extreme Election Night 2020 and an unknown referee came in late and declared Daniels the winner constitutes ‘controversial’ in his mind.

Colleen Crowder: You’re lucky the CEO of Facetwitogram Jack Buckenberg isn’t here to properly fact check your false statement you presented without evidence.

Johnny Suave: Finally. We have word that Dawn McGill has finally been rescued.

Another roar from the crowd.

Johnny Suave: That’s right. She is on her way to Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon as we speak and we hope she makes it to tonight’s show in time.

Colleen Crowder: No we don’t.

DAWN McGILL! (clap clap clap-clap-clap) DAWN McGILL! (clap clap clap-clap-clap)

Johnny Suave: Well, the crowd is definitely making their feeling known.

Colleen Crowder: And no one cares, Johnny. The media sets the tone and tells them what they need to know.

Suave does a quick buildup of the opening match. The Progressive Alliance and American Patriots split the Senate Medallion matches at Extreme Election Night 2020. –ARIZONA: Mark Kelly (Progressive Alliance) defeated Martha McSally (American Patriots) -SOUTH CAROLINA: Lindsey Graham (American Patriots) defeated Jaime Harrison (Progressive Alliance) -ALABAMA MATCH: Tommy Tuberville (American Patriots) vs. Doug Jones (Progressive Alliance) -MICHIGAN MATCH: Gary Peters (Progressive Alliance) defeated John James (American Patriots).

Johnny Suave: Tonight’s match will break that tie. Let’s go to the ring and Kimber Marshall.

Cut to Kimber in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen. This match will be…

Crowd: ONE fall!

Kimber Marshall: …for the Georgia Senate Medallions and to determine the winner of the Senate Medallion Competition. Introducing first, in the blue corner. Representing the Progressive Alliance. Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff.

Some cheers. Lots of boos.

Kimber Marshall: And their opponents. In the red corner. Representing the American Patriots. Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue!

Lots of cheers. Some boos.

Johnny Suave: All right. It looks like the referee is ready and this match is underway.

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MATCH #1-GEORGIA SENATE MEDALLION MATCH

Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff (Progressive Alliance) vs. Kelly Loeffler and David Perdue (American Patriots)

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It’s a close match. A really close match. Both teams battle back and forth to forge any advantage they can.

…Ossoff lets go and he latches on a waistlock to Perdue. Perdue reverses. Ossoff reverses back and snags an armbar. Perdue scowls. He spins Ossoff around and trips him up. But Ossoff holds on to the arm. Perdue reverses. He unleashes a couple of chops. Boot to the gut by Ossoff. Perdue with more chops. Ossoff again boots Perdue in the gut. Knee lift wobbles Perdue to a corner. Ossoff runs in, but Loeffler is there with a chair!

*CLANG*

Down goes Ossoff. Perdue covers.

One…

Two…

Johnny Suave: STACEY ABRAMS PULLS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!

Abrams grabs a chair.

*CLANG*

Down goes the referee.

Warnock runs Loeffler into the ring post. She’s knocked into dreamland.

Perdue starts to move a little. Ossoff lays the boots to him. He pulls Perdue back up. Wheelbarrow takedown! Cover! A new referee slides in.

Colleen Crowder: See? There’s no problem. The referee is back in the ring.

One-Two-THREE!

*DING-DING-DING*

WINNERS/GEORGIA SENATE MEDALLION: Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff @ 12:32

Johnny Suave: And that gives the Senate Medallion competition to the Progressive Alliance.

There are some Progressive Alliance supporters at the show tonight but the bulk of the PCW fans boo what happened. A few throw debris into the ring.

Colleen Crowder: Stacey Abrams knew what she was talking about when she said bet on Blue Johnny. Blue Wave! Blue Wave! Take that, sore losers!

IN TRANSIT A speeding vehicle blows past a highway patrolman parked off to the side on the Ohio Turnpike.

Inside the vehicle are The Deplorables: Ray McAvay, Charlie Blackwell, William Daniels Bryan, General DeBauchery of the Vice Squad, and PCW Owner Dawn McGill.

McGill just wraps up a phone call.

Dawn McGill: The first match is over. Ossoff and Warnock won. The Progressive Alliance won the Senate Medallion contest.

Ray McAvay: Wow. The Progressive Alliance is sweeping everything now.

McGill asks what happened after she was kidnapped at Extreme Election Night. McAvay explains the ending of the PCW title match when the PCW referee was pulled out of the ring, incapacitated, and then replaced by another ‘unknown’ referee who then declared ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels (Progressive Alliance) the winner of the match. The Coke Brothers, George Moros, and Lincoln Project Executive Sarah Lenti came out next and then named Joe Biden as the next PCW CEO.

Dawn McGill: Oooh. I’m sure Trump took that well.

Ray McAvay: Oh yeah. He didn’t.

McAvay then runs through the aftermath. Trump’s challenge of the ruling. Rudy Giuliani and his team trying to get Trump reinstated for a second four year term as PCW CEO.

Dawn McGill: I’m sure that didn’t go well.

Ray McAvay: Nope. Trump lost at every turn. Even the PCW Super Court of Justice shot him down, even after Sidney Powell threatened to ‘release the kraken.’

Dawn McGill: Release the kraken?

McAvay nods.

Dawn McGill: And what happened when she released said kraken?

McAvay chuckles.

Ray McAvay: Absolutely nothing. So, now Trump’s supposed to speak tonight. I don’t think he’ll concede but it’s over.

McGill checks her watch and urges McAvay to hurry.

But there’s a slight problem. McAvay glances at his rear view mirror.

Flashing red and blue lights.

Ray McAvay: Damn.

Dawn McGill: Ray! Really?

McGill flops back in the backseat and sighs.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

The crowd is really rowdy tonight- loud, boisterous, almost to the point of being surly and agitated.

Johnny Suave: Well. There’s definitely a lot of emotion flowing through here tonight.

Colleen Crowder: Because they’re excited.

Suave agrees with that.

Colleen Crowder: These people are excited that Joe Biden and Kamala Harris are about to ride in to rescue PCW from Donald Trump.

Suave doesn’t agree with that.

Colleen Crowder: Well, that’s the narrative we’re pushing-

The fans explode and immediately drown Crowder out.

Johnny Suave: Hold on a second.

Donald Trump appears and makes his way down the ramp.

Johnny Suave: The CEO of PCW is coming to the ring and he’s apparently going to make a statement.

Colleen Crowder: BOOOOOOO!

The supporters chant “TRUMP! TRUMP! TRUMP!” which merges with the melody of the Imperial March from Star Wars and becomes:

♫ TRUMP.

TRUMP.

TRUMP-TRUMP-TRUMP

TRUMP-TRUMP-TRUMMMMP♫

♫ TRUMP.

TRUMP.

TRUMP-TRUMP-TRUMP

TRUMP-TRUMP-TRUMMMMP♫

As Trump reaches the ring and climbs in, Crowder mumbles something about January 20th not getting here soon enough.

Trump thanks everyone for being here tonight under extraordinary circumstances. He vowed to ‘never concede’ which revved the crowd up.

Donald Trump: You saw what happened at Extreme Election Night 2020. We will never give up. We will never concede. You don’t concede when there’s theft involved. It will never happen. We’ve had enough and we will not take it anymore.

The fans again stand and cheer.

Johnny Suave: Strong words coming from the outgoing PCW CEO and he’s really getting the PCW faithful fired up here.

Colleen Crowder: This is all a regurgitation of Trump’s false assertions and unproven claims that he was robbed of the CEO position, nothing more. ��Joe Biden won. Donald Trump lost. Believe our narrative everyone. Believe our narrative.

Trump talks for a couple more minutes and then wraps it up.

Donald Trump: We will not let them silence your voices. We’re not going to let that happen.

And with that, Trump makes his exit.

Johnny Suave: All right, let’s go backstage where PCW reporter Woodward Bernstein is with the challenger in tonight’s PCW title match- ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott.

KEVIN SCOTT INTERVIEW Cut to Bernstein backstage…

Woodward Bernstein: Thanks Johnny.

Scott steps into the shot.

Woodward Bernstein: How does it feel to be back in PCW?

Kevin Scott: It feels real good Woodward.

Scott ruminates about being PCW’s Original Rookie Sensation back in 2006-2007 and winning the PCW title for the first time back in 2008.

WAYBACK MACHINE: PCW Day of Judgment- March 4th, 2008 Starz N. Stripes Kevin Scott (American Patriots) vs. O’Beck Bahama (Progressive Alliance) vs. Halitosis (Independent) in a three way elimination match for the PCW Title -Halitosis eliminated first via a Starz N. Stripes piledriver. – …Bahama misses a leg drop. Starz bounces up, lifts him up, and back suplexes Bahama. A second back suplex by Starz. Bahama wildly charges. Starz sidesteps. Bahama bounces off the ropes and Starz delivers a Death Valley Driver. Cover. 1…2…3!

WINNER AND NEW PCW CHAMPION: ‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott.

Woodward Bernstein: Kevin, I know what happened two months ago at Extreme Election Night 2020 was extremely disappointing to you. Tonight, though, you get another shot at Mr. Hollywood, Kevin Daniels.

Kevin Scott: That’s right Woodward. I’ve been waiting for this moment for over two months because I did not lose that match at Extreme Election Night 2020. Kevin Daniels did not pin me. There was no one-two-three pinfall. I did not submit. I was not counted out. Daniels was given the title and… I’m sorry, that’s not going to fly.

Woodward Bernstein: So, suffice to say, you’re plenty motivated.

Kevin Scott: Oh you bet I am.

Woodward Bernstein: Can you do it one more time?

Scott smiles.

Kevin Scott: Watch me. I’m going to do it tonight.

Woodward Bernstein: Thanks Kevin.

Scott exits.

‘MR. HOLLYWOOD’ KEVIN DANIELS INTERVIEW Cut to the Progressive Alliance locker room.

Dan Miller ‘Low Level Washington Post Reporter Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Sharon Johns ‘Low Level CNN Reporter Trying to Make a Name for Herself’ Interview with PCW champion “Mr. Hollywood” Kevin Daniels.

Dan Miller: Kevin. Starz N. Stripes Kevin Scott is sadly making the unsubstantiated claim that you did not defeat him at Extreme Election Night 2020. Your thoughts.

Kevin Daniels: Dan, I beat him. The crowd saw me beat him. The referee said I beat him. The referee is the final arbiter in these matters and I didn’t see PCW Owner Dawn McGill sticking her nose in to say anything different. So I won. I’m the champion. Kevin Scott needs to get over it.

Daniels points to the PCW title belt around his waist to further make his point.

Sharon Johns: So Kevin. With the win, I heard you received a lot of well wishes and congratulations from your fellow Hollywood stars.

Kevin Daniels: Absolutely.

Daniels goes on to name check just about every major Hollywood star, sports figures, you name it, Daniels name checks it, who reached out and congratulated him on winning the PCW title.

Kevin Daniels: Hollywood knows a champion when they see one. And that’s me. Mr. Hollywood. Kevin Daniels. YOUR PCW champion.

Sharon Johns: Thanks Kevin and make sure you kick Kevin Scott’s ass tonight.

Kevin Daniels: With pleasure.

STILL ON THE ROAD Still rolling westbound on the Ohio Turnpike, a harried and anxious Dawn McGill is on the phone again.

Dawn McGill: …what? The main event is about to start? But we’re still …

McGill spies a mile marker.

Dawn McGill: …sixty-five miles away!

She leans forward in her seat and whaps McAvay on the shoulder. McAvay reacts.

Ray McAvay: Hey! I’m driving as fast as I can without picking up a SECOND speeding ticket!

McGill wraps up the call and again falls back in her seat. She shakes her head.

Cut back to the broadcast desk.

Johnny Suave: All right. Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our main event. Let’s go to Kimber Marshall in the ring. Kimber?

Cut to Kimber in the ring.

Kimber Marshall: Ladies and gentlemen, this match will be…

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Kimber Marshall: …and it will be for the PCW Title! Introducing first, the challenger…

Toby Keith’s “Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue comes on.

Kimber Marshall: From Ottumwa, Iowa and representing the American Patriots tonight in the red corner. He is a former 2 time PCW Champion, a former PCW Television Champion, and former PCW Tag Team Champion. PCW’s Original ‘Rookie Sensation.’ STARZ N. STRIPES… KEVIN! SCOTT!

‘Starz N. Stripes’ Kevin Scott –former 2 time PCW Champion, PCW Television Champion, and PCW Tag Team Champion (as Starz N. Stripes). PCW’s Original ‘Rookie Sensation.’ HT: 6′ 3″ WT: 250, HOME: Ottumwa, IA / FIN: American Stars and Fujiawa Arm Bar

Scott comes out dressed in a red, white, and blue signet and mask. He stops on the stage and poses for the PCW faithful who give Scott a massive standing ovation.

Johnny Suave: After Trump’s speech, the crowd energy level has hit a different level. They are really making a lot of noise here tonight.

Crowder harrumphs and tells Suave it’s nothing. It doesn’t matter.

Kimber Marshall: And his opponent, from Hollywood, California-

The cheers turn on a dime to boos. Big time boos.

Kimber Marshall: He is accompanied tonight by The Skanky Rich Bimbos-Paris and Nicole, and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt. The PCW Champion. Ladies and gentlemen. Mr. Hollywood. KEVIN DANIELS!

‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels HT: 6′ 0″ WT: 200 / HOME: Hollywood, CA / FIN: The True Hollywood Blockbuster VALETS: The Skanky Rich Bimbos (Paris and Nicole) and ‘Country…er…Pop Songstress’ Taylor Switt

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MAIN EVENT-PCW TITLE MATCH

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The boos and jeers intensify. Again, debris flies towards the new PCW champion.

Johnny Suave: Kevin Daniels is getting a rough reception here tonight. I’d almost say too rough if you ask me.

Colleen Crowder: Nobody’s asking you… but you’re right.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Berkeley, California Professor McCarthy also comes out followed by his Flock: -The Green World Order: GreenPete, ‘Extreme Vegan’ Brock Cole Lee, PeaceNick, and Peta from PETA -The Young Jerks: Zenk Cryger, James Idaho, and Anna -Code Pink, and Emily S. List.

Johnny Suave: Wonderful. And just when you thought the evening couldn’t get any worse.

Colleen Crowder: Finally. Someone needs to set these people straight and tell them to shut up.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Professor McCarthy: Well, well.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

McCarthy smirks and waits for the crowd.

Professor McCarthy: You can do this all night long and it won’t mean a damn thing. We have won several great victories here in the last two months.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Professor McCarthy: That’s right, one- we’ve taken out Dawn McGill. Two, we’ve taken down Donald Trump. Three- we’ve finally shouted down the Deplorables, removed Deplorables Charlie Blackwell and ‘Extreme Pizza Delivery Girl’ Tessa Martin as viable threats and made sure ‘Mr. Hollywood’ Kevin Daniels was crowned as the rightful PCW champion, Kathryn Randall Collins- the rightful PCW Women’s champion and we’ve taken measures to ensure Deplorables Ray McAvay and William Daniels Bryan won’t be allowed near the PCW Tag Team title.

McCarthy holds up his good book that defines things that are correct or incorrect to say, think, or believe.

Professor McCarthy: Let this be a lesson to everyone. If you are unenlightened, if you are DEPLORABLe and I’m talking to ALL of you in ‘flyover country,’ red states and, counties all across the nation who aren’t as worldly or intellectually superior as we are, it’s time for you to shut up and listen to your betters. It’s time for you to throw your support towards us…

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Johnny Suave: Yeah, they’re not really going along with that.

Professor McCarthy: …because if you don’t, we will shout you down.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Professor McCarthy: So sit down and shut up and watch your PCW champion shout down ‘Starz N. Stripes-

And more debris rain down from all parts of the bar.

Johnny Suave: He’s not helping.

Colleen Crowder: He’s absolutely right Johnny. According to the narrative we’re pushing, these people are simply deplorable and they need to shut up and stay in their lane.

At one point, Daniels points at someone and threatens to turn around and head to the back.

Johnny Suave: No, this is not good. Not good at all.

Daniels takes a few more steps forward and more debris is chucked his way. Even Starz N. Stripes Kevin Scott takes notice and he tries to calm people down.

The SRB and Switt do turn around and head to backstage.

Colleen Crowder: This is all Donald Trump’s fault. He encouraged this. He incited these idiots with his words.

Johnny Suave: Well, whether I agree with that or not, we’re going to have to get security out here before something happens.

Well, it does.

Legion of Anti-Fascists (LOAF) Ted HT: 5′ 11″ WT: 180 / HOME: Portland, OR FIN: The Riot Act Chaz HT: 6′ 1″ WT: 205 / HOME: Seattle, WA FIN: The Riot Act

Ted and Chaz also run down from the back and they start jawing with the crowd.

Johnny Suave: Oh crap.

Then it kicks off. LOAF disappears into the roiling crowd and all hell breaks loose.

Johnny Suave: Oh no.

Fights break out and debris fly all over the place.

Daniels hightails it to the back. Scott tries to play peacemaker. And it just falls apart.

Johnny Suave: We’re going to have to evacuate our broadcast position and get to safety.

Scott helps marshall Suave and Crowder through the unruly mob of humanity.

Suddenly, the picture goes black.

ONE HOUR LATER-HACK’S RUSTY NAIL SALOON PARKING LOT. McAvay pulls into the parking lot full of flashing red and blue lights and plenty of police.

Ray McAvay: Uh oh.

McGill sees it too and she gets a sinking feeling in her stomach.

Dawn McGill: Oh my God.

One of the policemen walks up to the car. McAvay tells the officer Dawn McGill is the owner of PCW. He motions to them to park the car away from the building.

After Ray parks the car, he and Dawn walk towards Hack’s they begin to see the full scope of damage. Broken windows. Glass all over the place. Chairs, tables broken in the parking lot.

Dawn McGill: Oh no.

They reach the entrance and look inside.

Ray McAvay: Oh man. They trashed the place.

Tables and chair strewn all over. The wrestling ring destroyed. Broken light fixtures. Glass all over the floor. Beer and alcohol all over the floor.

Dawn McGill: Oh no, no, no.

The owner of the bar meets her in the foyer.

Hack’s Owner: Like other small businesses we were in trouble to begin with thanks to COVID, I can’t survive this.

Dawn McGill: I am so sorry.

Hack’s Owner: You work hard. Do the right things. Make the right choices. And this happens. I’m having the place razed and closing it down.

He just shakes his head at Dawn. He hands her a torn up contract, and walks on.

McGill peers down at the remnants of the document in her hands.

Then it gets really worse.

She sees the Coke Brothers (David and Charles), George Moros, and… Big Tech’s Jack Buckenberg- CEO of Facetwitogram?

George Moros: Well, well, well. Aren’t you a sight?

Moros refers to Dawn’s disheveled appearance. McGill’s face turns beet red.

Dawn McGill: You know damn well what happened. Your goons kidnapped and held me hostage for two months.

George Moros: Really? All I saw on video was you running out on the show at Extreme Election Night? Do you have any proof of this or is this just another wild, baseless accusation?

Dawn goes to leap at Moros but McAvay stops her.

Moros has a sick grin on his face.

George Moros: It’s over, Dawn. You’re through. I’ve already spoken to the American Patriots and Progressive Alliance and we’ve got everyone on board. We’re partnering with our new best friend Jack Buckenberg for a new political wrestling show that will be headed by someone you know and love.

Out of the smoke and rubble of the interior of Hack’s Rusty Nail Saloon walks the ‘Sports Entertainment Genius’ Mr. McMann- McGill and PCW’s long-time nemesis.

Ray McAvay: Son of a bitch.

Dawn McGill: Balls. Not him. Anyone but him.

McMann goes up to McGill. He smiles.

Mr. McMann: Wow. You’ve really let yourself go, haven’t you.

Again, McGill starts to make an aggressive move forward. Again, McAvay pulls her back.

Mr. McMann: It took sixteen years Dawn, but I’ve finally won. Game over.

Then Buckenberg delivers the coup de grace.

Jack Buckenberg: Consider yourself deplatformed.

A few minutes later…

McGill, McAvay, and ‘The Voice of PCW’ Johnny Suave watch Mr. McMann- backed by The Coke Brothers and George Moros- give an impromptu press conference attended by The Guild of Low Level Media People Trying to Make a Name for Themselves: Colleen Crowder-New York Times, Sharon Johns-CNN, Bill Smithers-Fox News, Hallie Reed-MSNBC, and Dan Miller-Washington Post.

Johnny Suave: Well? Who’da thunk that the writer of the movie ‘The Running Man’ may have had a pretty good vision what the future transformation of politics, society, and culture had in store for us?

A dejected McGill notes the enthusiastic applause coming from the Guild of Low Level Media people to McMann’s remarks.

Dawn McGill: So this is how liberty dies… with thunderous applause.

[‘Trumpet Concerto No. 2 in D major – 3 Allegro assai’ begins to play in the background and P-SPAN quickly cuts away to another political event.]

THE END…

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