#Garden State New Play Festival

[writemarcus]

Playwrights Selected For Garden State New Play Festival

This collective of writers was carefully selected from an extensive submission and outreach process to honor the mission of JCTC, and to realize the goals of The GSNPF.

By: A.A. Cristi Oct. 28, 2024

Jersey City Theater Center (JCTC) and The New Jersey Play Lab (NJPL), in partnership with the Department of Theatre and Dance's BA Theatre Studies Program at Montclair State University, have announced the collective of playwrights selected for participation in the inaugural year of The Garden State New Play Festival (GSNPL).

The diverse collective of playwrights include:

Yangzhou (Yao) Bian Sichuan; China (Binghamton University, NY)

Khadija Diop; Jersey City, NJ

Boris Franklin; Highland Park, NJ

Gabriel Diego Hernández; Jersey City, NJ

Vincent Langan; Union, NJ

Rossella Lopez; Bayonne, NJ

Elijah Maldonado; Belleville, NJ

Palesa Mazamisa; Johannesburg, South Africa

Tiffany McQueary; Jersey City, NJ

Cynthia Mellon; Newark, NJ

Francisco Mendoza; Brooklyn, NY

Dave Osmundsen; Denville NJ

Syd Rushing; Raleigh, NC

Marcus Scott; West New York, NJ

Dylan Zwickel; New York, NY

For more information on these writers, visit The NJPL website.

For a Full pass to the festival, visit www.jctcenter.org.

This collective of writers was carefully selected from an extensive submission and outreach process to honor the mission of JCTC, and to realize the goals of The GSNPF: Community, Festivity, Advocacy, Sustainability, and Artistic Equity.

As artistic institutions in a rapidly changing world, it is incumbent upon us to constantly question whether our work is truly being created, developed, and produced in service of our community, and assess whether or not our work is reaching audiences in a meaningful, impactful manner.

The GSNPF was conceived around a new strategy of blending community and artistic development in which community members are given access to create art not just consume art, resulting in an understanding and celebration of the opportunity for individual and collective growth inherent in the process of new play development.

The Collective of Playwrights participating in the GSNPF include both emerging and early career playwrights, Jersey City Community Members working in the non-profit and advocacy sector, International Artists both from abroad and from our local immigrant communities, college students, and high school students. Each of their plays focuses around an aspect of social justice.

The Garden State New Play Festival will take place on May 1st-4th and 8th-11th, 2025 at Jersey City Theatre Center.

Over the course of the six months leading up to the Festival, each writer will embark on an individualized dramaturgical track to further develop their play for presentation at the Festival. Woven into each track will be an interactive forum with a local community group or organization selected according to the lens of social justice through which the play has been conceived.

Concurrently to the individualized play development tracks, a schedule of workshops, exchanges, classroom visits, play readings, and public events, will take place between November and May, and be open to all Festival participants, including writers, actors, dramaturgs, directors, and community leaders.

The goal is that by the time the Festival itself opens, hundreds of artists and community members will have collaborated and contributed to this process of new play development, and personally experienced the power of the written word for the stage.

The GSNPF offers a new model for a new play festival that brings together artists of all career levels without barriers of hierarchy, and blurs the lines between artist and audience, all while respecting the integrity of each individual artist's craft and experience. This model frames the art of playmaking as a means of expression and advocacy, and as a tool for deeper understanding of self and one's community, and dismantles barriers to producing full productions of new plays by cultivating a vibrant ecosystem that values and champions the power of playmaking.

The Garden State New Play Festival is supported by a grant from the NJ State Council on the Arts, Project Serving Artists grant.

[obsidian-pages777]

Pick a Card: Messages for More Peace and Well-being. [Goddess Salus]

Top Left to Right -> Pile 1, Pile 2.

Bottom Left to Right -> Pile 3, Pile 4.

[Feel free to pick more than one pile]. [Bonus: Practical Action Steps]

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Introduction

Goddess Salus, an important deity in Roman mythology, is the personification of health, well-being, and prosperity. She is often equated with the Greek goddess Hygieia, who is associated with hygiene and preventive health. Salus was highly revered in ancient Rome, symbolizing both personal health and the overall well-being of the state. Her role extended beyond physical health to encompass a broader sense of safety, welfare, and public health. Temples and altars dedicated to Salus were common, and her worship included rituals aimed at ensuring the health and stability of both individuals and the community at large.

Salus was frequently depicted in Roman art holding a serpent, a symbol of renewal and healing, often accompanied by a patera (a shallow dish used in religious ceremonies) or a scepter. These attributes underline her association with medicinal practices and protective qualities. The worship of Salus illustrates the ancient Romans' understanding of the interconnectedness between individual health and the state's prosperity. Festivals and offerings in her honor were part of the public and private religious practices, reflecting the high value placed on health and well-being in Roman society.

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Pile 1

Message: Healing through Nature Salus advises you to spend more time in nature. The healing energies of the earth, trees, and fresh air will help soothe your mind and bring clarity. Whether it's a walk in the park, a hike in the mountains, or simply sitting in your garden, connecting with the natural world can significantly reduce stress and promote inner peace. Make it a habit to regularly immerse yourself in natural surroundings.

Actions to Take for Pile 1.

Daily Walks: Schedule at least 15-30 minutes each day for a walk in a park or natural setting.

Weekend Hikes: Plan a hiking trip once a month to explore new trails and immerse yourself in different natural environments.

Outdoor Activities: Incorporate outdoor activities like gardening, cycling, or picnicking into your routine.

Nature Sounds: Use apps or YouTube to play nature sounds (like rain, ocean waves, or forest ambiance) during meditation or relaxation time.

Sunlight Exposure: Spend at least 10-15 minutes daily in direct sunlight to boost your mood and vitamin D levels.

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Pile 2

Message: Healing through Self-Care Salus encourages you to prioritize self-care. This involves more than just physical health; it includes emotional and mental well-being. Establish a daily routine that includes time for activities that bring you joy and relaxation, such as reading, meditating, taking a warm bath, or practicing yoga. Treat yourself with kindness and compassion, and listen to your body's needs. Remember, taking care of yourself is not a luxury, but a necessity for maintaining peace of mind.

Actions to Take for Pile 2.

Create a Self-Care Routine: Dedicate at least 30 minutes a day to activities that relax and rejuvenate you, such as reading, journaling, or taking a bath.

Healthy Lifestyle: Focus on a balanced diet, regular exercise, and adequate sleep to maintain physical health, which supports mental well-being.

Mindful Breaks: Take short breaks throughout the day to practice deep breathing, stretching, or simply resting your mind.

Digital Detox: Set aside time each day to unplug from digital devices to reduce stress and increase mindfulness.

Gratitude Practice: Keep a gratitude journal and write down three things you’re thankful for each day to cultivate a positive mindset.

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Pile 3

Message: Healing through Connection Salus suggests that you seek healing through connection with others. Surround yourself with supportive friends and family who uplift you. Open up about your feelings and allow others to support you. Sometimes, sharing your burdens can significantly lighten them. Additionally, consider joining a community or group that shares your interests and values. Human connection and the sense of belonging can profoundly impact your mental well-being and peace of mind.

Actions to Take Pile 3.

Regular Check-Ins: Schedule regular calls or meet-ups with friends and family to maintain strong, supportive relationships.

Join a Group: Find and join a local club, group, or community organization that aligns with your interests, such as a book club, fitness class, or volunteer group.

Share Your Feelings: Practice open and honest communication with trusted loved ones about your thoughts and feelings.

Social Media Detox: Limit time spent on social media and focus on real-life interactions to build deeper connections.

Acts of Kindness: Engage in small acts of kindness, such as helping a neighbor or volunteering, to foster a sense of community and fulfillment.

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Pile 4

Message: Healing through Mindfulness Salus recommends incorporating mindfulness practices into your daily life. Mindfulness involves being present in the moment and fully experiencing it without judgment. Practices such as meditation, deep breathing exercises, and mindful walking can help you stay grounded and reduce anxiety. By focusing on the present rather than worrying about the past or future, you can achieve a greater sense of peace and balance. Start with a few minutes each day and gradually increase the duration as you become more comfortable with the practice.

Action Steps to take Pile 4.

Daily Meditation: Start with 5-10 minutes of meditation each morning, using guided meditation apps like Headspace or Calm.

Mindful Breathing: Practice deep breathing exercises multiple times a day, especially during stressful moments.

Mindful Eating: Pay attention to the taste, texture, and aroma of your food. Eat slowly and savor each bite.

Body Scan: Perform a daily body scan meditation to check in with how your body feels and release any tension.

Mindful Walking: Take short walks where you focus on the sensation of your feet touching the ground, the sights, and sounds around you.

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[amphitriteswife]

🌙Song to the moon🌙

@rorlokiswifey feel free to see your oc Vedika as reader!

Inspired by castlevania and hnk

Tagging: @mizz-sea-nymph @praisethesuuun @nicasdreamer @tinyy-tea-cup

Pairing: Benzaiten x Moon Goddess! reader

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Being a moon goddess isn’t easy. You have to deal with many gods, deities, mortals and the lunarians, aka the inhabitants of the moon. Usually the council helps with major decisions and choices. Yet it once again fell into your own hands as the Greek pantheon was a ruckus and the moon god from the Egyptian pantheon was busy challenging Ra. Luckily the Moon god from the Japanese pantheon, Tsukuyomi was there to help you at the moment.

Even though you did a lot for the moon, many were terrified of you, that was because of your strong opinions. Many thought you were too harsh and too confident. Others thought you had too much charisma and power. Yet all of those traits is what also made you popular among various marriage candidates. They all asked your hand or tries to make a move, but for you it was no use. After all, you had seen the ancient worlds with your own two eyes. Men ruled the word, not all ofcourse. Yet the kind ones were seen unmanly while the barbarians were seen as the real men. They held unrealistic expectations for women and often saw them as lessers. Hence why you have refused all the proposes and offers.

Making Tsukuyomi aware of your exhausted state, you decided to go for a walk on the moon. You blended well with it’s pale yet bright look. Despite the fact many thought of your personality as ‘manly’ it was no secret that you looked like a noble woman out the renaissance. The chains and jewelry on your body making soft ringing sounds as you stride over the moon surface, deep in thought about your work. There was so much to worry and care about…until the sudden sounds of an instrument filled your ears. It was soft and distant, judging from the little sound you had you assumed it to be the sitar of Saraswati. The Hindu goddess often played it when there was a festival or just for her husband Brahma. Seeing her always brought you comfort as most Hindu goddess had always been very motherly or sisterly to you. So why not take a quick trip down to the heavens?

Landing on Valhalla you took a deep breath of oxygen, even if you didn’t need it as you’re an immortal being. It was still a pleasant experience to finally breathe air on earth. Following the sound of the sitar, you were eventually let to the Valhalla garden. The sitar increased in sound, yet there were no lotus’ in sight. No matter where Saraswati went, there were always lotuses and waters….was this on the sound of Saraswati’s sitar? Now that you thought about it, it wasn’t the same melody she usually played…who in the name of the moon could be here playing the sitar? Stepping inside the green house you walked past many flowers in the colors red, pink and purple. The green complimenting them elegantly and the plants were kept neat. The sight and of the woman playing became more clear.

Being now almost a meter or two away from her you were facing her back. She had purple hair, and the sitar was resting in her lap. You spoke to her in a stern voice. ‘What are you doing here?’ You asked the woman, walking a little closer, making her turn her head. ‘Well hello there~ i’m Bemzaiten, goddess of fortune, music and arts.’ Benzaiten? That wasn’t a name you had heard among the other gods. Ever. Was she perhaps new? But even if she was. Why is she holding the Sitar, a hindu instrument? ‘The sitar is a hindu instrument…are you from the same pantheon?’ You asked Benzaiten with narrowed eyes, she instead smiled and giggles at you. ‘I suppose you could say i’m Involved in the east asian pantheons.’ Benzaiten told you, her lips twisted into a smirk as she looked you up and down, taking in the many features you had that resembles the moon itself. She herself wasn’t that bad looking. She had a slender body, deep purple hair, yet looking at her form she had a more masculine look.

‘You’re eyeing me, lady moon. Are you perhaps interested?’ Benzaiten said in a voice laced with interest and mocking intention. This made you raise an eyebrow. You were used to many men being like this, yet never met a woman so…bold and daring before. At least not in this flirty way. ‘Is that a challenge?’ You asked her back, amused by her behavior. Benzaiten gave you a challenging smile back, her eyes holding mixed with confidence. ‘Perhaps.’ She said in a sly tone laced with arrogance. Her eyes half lidded and seductive. You narrowed your eyes once again at the daring words. But before you could say anything you gelt a hand on your shoulder, Turing around you could see Tsukuyomi who held a face full of worry and conflict. ‘My lady…Poseidon is trying to conquer the moon because his daughter said she wants it…’ typical. When is the greek pantheon not causing trouble. You said your goodbyes to Bentaizen and left for the moon once again to stop Poseidon from conquering the Moon. Once again. Cause it aint the first time he pulled stuff like this.

Benzaiten herself just snickered in amusement. Hoping you will visit her every time she plays the Sitar.

Thank you for reading! 🩵🤍

[izumi-fanclub]

A3! Event Story Translation “NEW ERA GARDEN” [Chapter 4]

An episode dedicated to Kasumi's feelings about his role and his past as a leader.

Kasumi

“Toshi-san, there’s this interesting rumor I’ve heard from an older lady.”

It’s hard to get the intonation right… The emphasis should be here…

“Kondo-san, I’ll stand guard here! I won’t let anyone escape!”

Kaede

Papa, are you playing as a woman?

Tsubaki

Or are you playing a guy?

Sakura

Which is it~?

Kasumi

Uh… Actually…

Kasumi

…Y-Yukio-san, this… is a mistake, right…?

Yukio

It’s not.

Kasumi

Eeh!? B-but I can’t believe I’m the only double cast…

Yukio

As for you, I wanted to see you play as both Kimigiku and Todo Heisuke.

You played Lady Shizuka in “Traces of a Dream” already, and just playing the beautiful Kimigiku is boring, isn’t it?

And I also want as many people as possible for the Ikedaya incident scene.

Kasumi

No, no, no, no way! I wouldn’t care much if it’s just a female only role, but I’ve been blank for too long and yet you already want me in the Ikedaya fight…!

It’s like a neighborhood kid getting caught in a gang leader fight!

Yukio

It’ll be fine. Yuzo said he’ll teach you.

Yuzo

…Yeah. Leave it to me. I’ll put you through the Shinsengumi hazing process.

Kasumi

!!!

Kasumi

(...Yuzo looked like a complete bully that time.)

This time, papa will play as two people, two roles at once, it’ll be a lot of work.

Kaede

You should practice a lot, then. Kaede and her friends always practice a lot of dances at the nursery.

Tsubaki

Do it everyday. You have to get it right.

Sakura

You’ll be able to do it after enough practice.

Kaede

Let’s play over there so we don’t get in the way.

Tsubaki

Okie!

Sakura

Good luck, papa~.

Kasumi

T-thanks…

…Sigh.

*He flips the page*

…

(In the other play I acted as Lady Shizuka after a long while of not playing female characters, and I got a lot of compliments from a lot of people. I'm looking forward to playing Kimigiku.)

(The only problem is Todo Heisuke… Hopefully… I’ll get the hang of it after some practice.)

(Now that I think about it, I remember the first time I was on stage there were three sword fights, it was a mess…)

“...Haah, haah, my bad…”

I’d be on my knees at first, it was hard to get up.

My body ached everywhere and my body felt heavy like steel.

It was as if the gravity only changed around me and pulled me down.

“...If the leader’s gonna be like this, there’s nothing to discuss, shouldn’t we just replace this guy?”

Syu-san’s bluntness and arrogance was nothing out of the ordinary, but it struck my heart this time.

I was pathetic and remorseful, I couldn’t even get myself to face them.

It was the first time I was assigned a role where I had to fight.

No matter how much I practiced, no matter how slow I took my time, I couldn’t reenact the movements properly at all.

I looked like I was doing a Lantern festival dance instead of having the form of a swordsman.

It’s no wonder that Syu-san, who taught it, was dismayed.

“Alright well, let’s leave the fight scene at that for today before you get hurt.”

I heard Yukio-san’s gentle voice interrupt and just bowed my head, devastated by my own shortcomings.

“...”

Yuzo looked at me like he wanted to tell me something, but with the state of my mind, I couldn't take another word, I left the rehearsal room as if to escape.

“...Today’s the day I’ll get it right.”

The next morning, I was determined and went to the rehearsal room early.

“Well, aren't you early?” “Eh, Yuzo? Why are you…”

Immediately after that, he threw a wooden sword at me and Yuzo told me to prepare myself.

“Get in form.”

Subconsciously, I handled the wooden sword as Syu-san had taught me.

“Try to move the same way as I do.”

“But, Yuzo, your role…”

“I already got your movements memorized in my head. Try to keep up the pace.”

“—T-thanks.”

Repeating it over and over and adjusting the speed, eventually I got it right for the first time.

“Yes! Finally!”

I was able to keep up with the other members at the same pace.

The joy of being able to do something I couldn’t before welled up deep inside me.

“This is just the beginning. Go show Syu-san, that this role is yours alone.”

“...Yeah!”

Yuzo usually only smacktalks me, but he helps me out so casually like this when I’m going through something difficult.

He really is a reliable childhood friend.

As a way to show my gratitude for being helped like this,

I definitely made that role mine, and mine alone.

I made up my mind and got back into the flow of things.

Kasumi

(Back then, I felt like I had to do my absolute best as the leader of the Spring Troupe.)

(...I wonder if Sakuya-kun also had a tough time with fight scenes.)

Rather, the upcoming play, Sakuya-kun might come to see it…!?

(He adores me as the first Spring Troupe leader, I can’t just show Sakuya-kun an unseemly sword fight.)

Sigh…

(I got no choice, I’ll just have to suck it up and ask Yuzo for help.)

(In the story, Kimigiku supports the Shinsengumi from the shadows, meanwhile Todo Heisuke leaves the Shinsengumi later.)

(It overlaps with my desire to support MANKAI Company in the shadows in different ways despite my departure from the theater.)

…You really are amazing, Yukio-san.

(Honestly, you’re like a wizard.)

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[broadwaydivastournament]

Broadway Divas Tournament: Round 2A

Jayne Houdyshell (1953) "JAYNE HOUDYSHELL (Eulalie Mackecknie Shinn). Broadway: King Lear; A Doll's House, Part 2 (2017 Tony nomination); The Humans (2016 Tony Award); Fish in the Dark; Dead Accounts; Romeo and Juliet; Follies (2012 Tony nomination); The Importance of Being Earnest; Bye Bye Birdie; Wicked; Well (2006 Tony nomination and Theatre World Award). Off-Broadway: Lincoln Center Theater: The New Century; Playwrights Horizons: The Pain and the Itch; The Public Theater: Well; Roundabout Theatre Company: The Language Archive; MCC: Relevance; Manhattan Theatre Club: The Receptionist; Shakespeare in the Park: Much Ado About Nothing. Jayne has received two Drama Desk Awards, two Obies, and the Lily Award. Regional credits include classical and modern plays at Yale Repertory Theatre, MacCarter Theatre, Actors Theatre of Louisville, Arena Stage, Alabama Shakespeare Festival and many others. Film: The Humans, Little Women, The Chaperone, Everybody's Fine, Changing Lanes, Garden State. Television: "Only Murders in the Building," "The Good Fight," "Evil," "Law & Order: SVU," "Elementary," "Blue Bloods."" - Playbill bio from The Music Man, February 2022

Stephanie J. Block (1972) "STEPHANIE J. BLOCK (The Baker's Wife) Broadway: The Cher Show (Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics Circle Award winner), Falsettos (Tony, Drama Desk, Outer Critics Circle nominations), The Mystery of Edwin Drood (Tony, Drama Desk nominations), Anything Goes, 9 to 5: The Musical (Drama Desk nomination), The Pirate Queen, The Boy from Oz, Wicked. Off-Broadway: Brigadoon (Encores); Little Miss Sunshine (Drama Desk nomination); By the Way, Meet Vera Stark (Drama Desk nomination). Film and television: "iMorcecai," "Bluff City Law," Rise, "Madam Secretary," "Orange is the New Black," "Homeland," "It Could Be Worse," "Stephanie J. Block Live From Lincoln Center" for Great Performances on PBS. She currently co-hosts and co-produces "Stages Podcast" with Marylee Fairbanks and can be accessed wherever you get your podcasts. Twitter and Instagram: @stephaniejblock." - Playbill bio from Into the Woods, September 2022.

NEW PROPAGANDA AND MEDIA UNDER CUT: ALL POLLS HERE

"Despite her beating out Jan Maxwell, my beloved, I feel no lingering bitterness because Jayne Houdyshell is one of those divine character actresses who elevates every project she's in. Her Music Man nomination came as a wild surprise, but looking back, it just makes sense. She was exactly what we needed post-reopening."

"Once again, I am asking which of you is going to be contributing to the Send DroughtofApathy to London this Summer to See SJB in Kiss Me, Kate Fund? They released a little promo for it, and damn she looks good. Why is everyone going to the West End to do their shows? Do them here so I can see them, dammit. Who needs the West End and their strange tastes anyway?"

[kykyonthemoon]

Wind traces to the Kamisato's

— Paring: Kamisato Ayato x Reader

— Characters: Kamisato Ayato, Kamisato Ayaka, Thoma

— Tags: short, event, fluff

— Summary: Windtrace has arrived in Inazuma! Together with the Kamisato's clan members, you started the game and found out a sweet surprise prize for yourself afterwards.

— Word count: 1779

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— Masterlist

— Ao3

— Hoyolab

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You had accepted Lady Ayaka's invitation to spend a few days at Kamisato Estate. She was quite interested in hearing about the unique festivals you had attended or the culture of other kingdoms. Especially this particular folk game in Mondstadt.

"How about a round of Windtrace?" Ayaka enthusiastically offered once you explained the game to her. "It's quite spacious around here, we can hide anywhere. Thoma can join us in the game."

"Yes. Seeing as you're so interested, let's play a few games. But, who's going to be the Hunter?"

Ayaka flipped her fan, pondered for a long time, then replied:

"It's too simple if we know who the Hunter is and who the Rebels are. We may add a little twist by lucky draws. Only the individual who pulls the Hunter card is aware that the other players are Rebels. What are your thoughts?"

"That sounds fascinating!"

Your acceptance brightened Ayaka's face. When Thoma went by, he immediately joined the squad to learn this new game from the land of the winds. Following that, all three of you would prepare for the game. This game appeared to have been brought to Inazuma after the lockdown was removed, therefore gathering the necessary things to set up for it was simple.

Ayaka arrived that evening with three identical large brocade bags. She stated:

"In each of these bags are items dedicated to Hunters and Rebels. Early tomorrow morning we'll randomly take one bag each. The game will begin shortly thereafter. Remember, we have no idea who will play which role; we only recognize each other by the thin piece of fabric wrapped around our arms. Blue represents the Rebels, whereas red represents the Hunter."

Thoma and you both paid close attention to the Lady of Kamisato Clan's presentation. Even though she's just starting out, she's more dedicated about this game than you were.

Thoma spoke up:

"Milady, what will the winner be rewarded with?" 

Ayaka chuckled: 

"The victor will have the opportunity to request a favor from the losing side. As long as it's not too excessive."

What a tempting prize. Everyone in Inazuma would only dare to dream of being able to make the Lady of Kamisato Clan do them a favor. Thoma felt the same way. He scratched his head and grinned.

So, your game has begun like that. When the sun rose the very next day, you went to the rendezvous and only saw two bags on the table. After a moment of decision, you picked up one bag and took it back to your room.

Even though you had played this game many times, you still could not help but be nervous when you opened the bag. Inside there was a small piece of blue fabric along with some other items for the Rebels. When you finished equipping, the bell from the great hall rang, indicating the start of the game.

You crept out into the backyard and remained there for a bit before moving. The surrounding area was deserted. You knew you could not trust anyone in this survival game. Both Ayaka and Thoma might be the Hunter.

You moved softly and delicately, like a tiny garden cat. The little dot on your minimap that indicated the Hunter suddenly lit up.  You quickly grabbed your Disguise from the bag and poof! You were transformed into a wooden wine barrel.

The wooden barrel in the middle of the yard was just too obvious. You moved into the corner, but being within the wooden container made every movement awkward. You staggered and collapsed, forcing yourself to tumble into the corner dizzy.

“Ouch!”

There was a soft cry. It was Ayaka's voice.

"Y/N! Is that you?"

You had a look around. The talking stack of straw must be Ayaka. At the very least, she was on your side.

You bid farewell to Ayaka and turned in the other direction. To move faster, and since you were already out of the danger zone,  you took off your Disguise. Walking for a while without seeing anyone, not even servants or guards, you thought you had lost your way in the maze of the Kamisato Estate.

At that point, your map indicated that the Hunter was approaching again. You quickly slid it into your bag and slipped into one of the half-open rooms in that hallway. 

You heard footsteps on the hardwood floor. Your hand found the second Disguise item in your bag and did not hesitate to use it as soon as the creak on the floor became more noticeable.

This time, you were transformed into a maneki neko. When this game arrived in Inazuma, it must have been modified to fit the local culture. You giggled as you noticed your cat's arm bobbing up and down, precisely like the cats at Inazuma's booths.

A few rooms away, the sound of footsteps came to a halt. But then you heard another, quieter and slower. You found yourself raised aloft, your wavering arm inadvertently brushing someone's nose.

"Interesting."

You knew this voice, this face. It was the leader of the clan, Kamisato Ayato.

He smiled and watched you in the cat form. And you didn't dare to take deep breaths for fear of being discovered. Ayato was most likely unaware of your game. He appeared to have just awoken, since the room was dim and Ayato was dressed in only a blue yukata that was darker in color than his hair. He took you inside and placed it on the table, where his cup of tea was still steaming.

Ayato lifted the cup of tea in his hand and had just taken a sip when Thoma skimmed over. 

"Waka... Waka-sama?" 

"What's the matter, Thoma?" 

"Nothing..." Thoma replied humbly. "Lady Ayaka, Y/N and I are playing a game... Forgive me if I woke you up."

"Don't be concerned." Ayato replied calmly. "Anyway, it's past time for me to get up. I assume my breakfast will be served after your game?"

"Certainly..." Thoma responded with a nod. "But... Did you have a chance to notice Lady Ayaka or Y/N?"

Ayato's gaze, which you couldn't tell if it was accidental or intended, was drawn to you - the maneki neko on the table. He then grinned.

"This morning, I did find some fascinating stuff. But I did not see Ayaka or Y/N anywhere."

"Oh?" Thoma was ready to go when he was delayed by the cat on his master's desk. "Wait. The maneki neko… I didn't notice this thing here yesterday..."

Ayato, in a most natural manner, lifted you up and cradled you in his arms. You were both panicked and embarrassed at the same time, fearful that your face masquerading as a cat would turn red!

"This was a surprise gift for me this morning." Ayato responded, "I've been feeling as if good fortunes have been coming to my door lately."

Your maneki neko's arm constantly collided with the arm that was holding you. Ayato didn't mind and instead rubbed your head tenderly, like if you were a real cat.

"Ah... of course... I apologize for disturbing you, waka-sama.”

Thoma finished speaking and hesitantly walked away. The game would be over in a while when the second bell rang. You exhaled in relief having narrowly escaped the Hunter. But it was that breathing that denounced you in front of Ayato. He stared at you, eyebrows furrowed. 

 "He's gone."

You used all your strength to break free from Ayato's grasp and removed your Disguise, reverting to your original self. He wasn't startled;  on the contrary, he laughed. That made you even more embarrassed than ever at the thought of being in his lap just now.

"A-Ayato..." You spoke. He listened patiently. "Um... My apologies for that! I didn't realize I had entered your room since I was so eager to find a spot to hide..."

"There are no troubles. I've found your maneki neko disguise so adorable. Perhaps I should have one like that made for good luck?"

Your cheeks rose swiftly in response to Ayato's half-joking gaze. You said:

"Thank you for helping me escape... Now, I don't dare bother the Kamisato Clan's leader anymore. I'll leave right away..."

With that said, you turned away. But Ayato grabbed your wrist and took you by surprise.

"Forgive me, I'm not going to let you go anywhere."

You rolled your eyes in surprise. Before you could question why, his yukata sleeve was pulled up, revealing a piece of red fabric tied neatly around his wrist right next to your hand. 

Ayato was the Hunter.

A blue light filled the room, your body became motionless in an instant. Ayato rose up, removing the blue fabric from your arm with a triumphant expression.

"I was about to finish my cup of tea and start hunting for you. Nonetheless, you made your way to me."

It couldn't be! The game appeared to have only three players: you, Ayaka, and Thoma.

As he noticed your bewildered expression, Ayato grinned.

"I too wanted to join your game, but I couldn't tell you about it since I got home too late yesterday. I could only take part in secret."

"But I only saw three bags there?"

"That's correct. And they were all Rebels’." Ayato elaborated. “The Hunter’s bag was taken away to my room when everyone was asleep.”

"That's cheating!" You yelled angrily even though your body hadn't moved yet. That was one of the rules of the game. Rebels when captured would remain motionless until the game was over.

"Perhaps it is. But I don't mind cheating, as long as I can catch you."

Ayato crouched close to you. Your heart was pounding and you're worried he would hear it at this close distance. 

You hurriedly closed your eyes as Ayato's face drew closer. Did he want your favor for being captured now? It was not fair! But you also got a little excited at the thought of what Ayato was about to do...

Ayato placed a hand on the top of your head and gently caressed it, laughing:

"You should not trust someone so easily like this next time. You should be on the lookout for even those you think are the most innocent." 

You opened your eyes slightly. If it weren't for being motionless, you might have stared up at Ayato at this intimate distance. But then he stepped back, a devious grin on his face.

"Please remain here for a while while I go catch the other two Rebels. This is the game I do not intend to lose."

Ayato departed the room, leaving you all alone, already lost but immensely happy.

-The End-

[curio-queries]

Run BTS: 049 | Eve of Episode 50 Festival part 1

Original Air Date: 17 APR 2018 Episode Length: 23:43 Total Parts: 2 YouTube English Subtitles: Yes Title Song: Blood Sweat & Tears

Synopsis: A summary episode - reliving moments from the past 50 episodes

Production: so...it's exceedingly obvious that they intended this to only be one episode but they spilled it over into the next one. Most of the time that will work but when you're making a big deal about it being the 50th, it doesn't really work. Overall, not the worst execution of a 'clips' ep but i think we'd all agree that we'd rather have original content than watch compiled clips. if I want to watch those moments, I'll go watch the actual eps. It's not that I hate the idea of a bottle show via past content but this one just wasn't executed well. It's really nice to see the ceramics complete from a few episodes before.

Here's a weird editing note: pointing out the prod team didn't know the members were hungry and surprised they were eating. I get that sometimes the food is for show (especially on their livestreams) but why did they feel the need to state it in the subs? It just makes the guys and the prod team look ill-prepared.

Another thing, i know most probably won't notice but when they do cut to clips, it's like they've ripped them straight from the internet instead of the original files. The audio is SO disjointed. To do this properly, they should have grabbed the clips without the music and added new music in the compilation. Also the part where they watch their own clips is too long. Don't get me wrong, i actually enjoy watching BTS react to their own content but that's in the context of a reaction livestream or a Bomb, not as an episode of a variety show. A little hint of it would have been sufficient but it does nothing for the pacing of this episode. Final also, is it just me or is there something off about the translation? The quality just seems more lacking than we're used to.

Endearment: Uh, if my above notes didn't give it away, i think this episode does absolutely nothing for the guys. it's vaguely interesting to me to see what moments they remember from past episodes before the clips are played but I wouldn't call it endearing at all. They're put in this hard spot where they know that the audience is infinitely more knowledgeable about their content than they are but they still have to put on this show. oh, it was nice to hear them talk about what they'd like to do for the future, knowing which actually become episodes

Winner/Loser: none

Best Cheater: none

Member Moments:

RM: RM still remembered the names of the dogs. my heart!

JN: Jin confusing the Santa Run ep with when they filmed Bon Voyage at Santa Village.

YG: Yoongi being iconic for playing along with the question asking how Yoonji is doing now.

JH: Savage Hobi! Jimin complimenting everyone's acting and saying he should act, Hobi hits him with the 'not you'

JM: Way to go Jimin with the guessing...it's almost sus...

V: Tae's adorable squashed pottery as a callback to the squirrel garden.

JK: Im glad JK was enjoying the snacks.

Bonus Content: So much more engaging than the actual episode! absolutely worth the watch. (plus you can see Tae drink through a million straws at the same time...slight exaggeration..)

CQ Rank: 1.5

(CQ Eval Date: 05 FEB 2024)

Check out this post for my Masterlist of all episodes and descriptions of how I'm evaluating these.

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Mission: Impossible 2 (Film; 2000)

Onion Pacific (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1940)

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1776, by David McCullough (Book; 2005)

The Source, by James A. Michener (Historical Novel; 1965)

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Welcome to the Dollhouse (Film; 1996)

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Moon: 99%: Waning Gibbous

Positivist: 4 St. Paul (6th Month) [St. Jerome]

Runic Half Month: Ing (Expansive Energy) [Day 15 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 67 of 92)

Week: 3rd Full Week of May

Zodiac: Gemini (Day 4 of 31)

[adelemadouce]

1805

Duchâtel's New Year's Eve soirée surpassed all the festivities he had given in our house up to that point. For days the entrance, the large salon, the small salon, the music room, the dining room, the winter garden and other rooms had been furnished and decorated for the grand fête. In the afternoon, the buffet was delivered by "Véry" and set up together with a champaigne pyramid. "Frascati" provided an ice bomb (whatever that was!), Bengal lights were lit in the garden, and a fire-eater was to perform there later. As darkness fell, a small violin orchestra was set up in the winter garden. The three young men tuned their violins and immediately began to play a few delightful Italian melodies. Camille was beside herself, humming happily while she did my hair. Our servants also got as much champaigne as they wanted tonight. Camille explained to me what was going on in the souterrain. "We've set up a little dance floor in the kitchen. I hope our good Monsieur Copin will ask me to dance! If not, I'll have a look at the waiters from "Véry". There are some strapping garçons there!" She giggled in good humor. Oh, how much I would have preferred to celebrate with her and the other servants in the kitchen, than to present myself in festive silk, with diamonds in my hair, to the curious glances of the Parisian haute volée! Duchâtel had invited many important, influential people whom I either didn't know at all or only knew by sight. Duchâtel wanted to show off with me, his much younger wife, the lady-in-waiting of Empress Joséphine, as well as the Emperor's possible favorite, the future "enfant chérie" of Parisian society. I did him the favor and played along. But only out of indifference! When the house was already filled with guests, I finally allowed myself to appear. I walked slowly and gracefully down the stairs, smiling graciously, and heard Duchâtel say aloud: "Ah, you see! I am not married to a woman...but to a goddess! Mesdames et Messieurs...my wife!" The guests applauded. I took Duchâtel's arm and together we completed the "honneurs". I was very much welcomed. While the ladies looked at me in a friendly manner but with easily recognizable envy, I was met with admiration from all the gentlemen! Smiling mysteriously I gave nothing away. I revealed nothing to what everyone would have loved to see confirmed - my romantic relationship with the Emperor! I was certainly the most beautiful woman that evening, but I was it because I was enveloped in the aura of Napoléon's secret adoration for me! I hardly made any conversation, I listened attentively to other people's chats and talks, smiled, and turned away politely as soon as I noticed the slightest hint. Hearing his name - and actually everyone was only talking about him!- made me and my sensitive heart uneasy. I had anticipated that it would be difficult for me to hide my state of heart in the company of other people, but I had not expected that it would be so tormenting for me!

Well, I had set myself a time limit for the evening; I wanted to endure the whole thing until eleven o'clock, but not a minute longer! Then my "headache" would release me from the obligation. I wanted to be alone. I longed to be alone, to lie in my bed, my hands between my legs, dreaming of Him. I had told the Emperor that I would be in bed at eleven o'clock, with my hands between my thighs. He had nodded and teased me: "I'll look at the clock...at eleven! On time! But woe betide you...push your fingers in your peach! Adèle...l'm warning you!" I laughed at him. "...the best thing, Sire,...is for you to come over and see what I'm doing!" Of course it was just a joke.

But he never joked! I had almost forgotten that. Shortly before eleven I was already in my bedroom and was just taking off my long gloves, Camille came to me. "Madame, the black fiacre is here!" I looked at her as if I hadn't heard correctly. It was impossible! The Emperor spent the evening with the imperial family. He was also committed to the whole of the New Year's Day: mass, parade, reception of the diplomatic corps, lunch with the imperial family, New Year's concert in the Louvre Salon and in the early evening a few hours with me in bed in the Allée des Veuves! It was impossible that he wanted to see me now, this evening! Impossible!

I tried to disappear into the souterrain without being seen, where Camille had already laid out my cape. Our house was swarming with guests and staff, but most of them were tipsy, so no one wondered to see me in my hooded cape. I asked Camille to accompany me to the fiacre. We left the house through the servants entrance. The carriage was further away than usual because the street was full of guests coaches and carriages. There were also festivities in the neighbour villas; a dozen of coachmen met around fire baskets and drank punch together. Duroc met me in the dark, he held the door open and said quietly to me: "....I had imagined the evening to be different!" I didn't immediately understand why he said that. Warm air and the scent of Éau de Cologne hit me from inside the fiacre. A small lantern glowed. The Emperor sat in the corner. At second glance I saw that he was not wearing his uniform jacked. His grey coat lay half on his shoulders. The Emperor was not sitting either, but was lying lasciviously on the cushions. When he saw me, he held out his hand and cried out in a wailing voice: "Adèle...imagine...there was an arguement...I had to get out of there! I had to escape from the palace...from my own palace!" I didn't answer, I was too surprised by the sight of him, his messy hair and his desperate expression. He grabbed my arm and pulled me close to his side. I hugged him as much as I could. "Sire?" I murmured questioningly. The Emperor let out another wailing sound, grabbed my neck and pulled my face to his. I kissed his cold, wet lips. Duroc stood in the open door of the carriage the whole time. I now understood what he meant by his words. The Emperor opened his mouth and kissed me wildly. He didn't care that Duroc was watching us. I didn't care either! The Grand Marshal and I were part of the imperial private sphere, our relationship had become friendly! This made many things easier, especially for the Emperor.

"I would rather spend the evening with my Adèle...and Duroc...than with...these bandits!" He would not tell anyone what had happened. The Emperor never spoke about these family matters, he never let anything get out of it, but his behavior could not hide how much the whole thing affected him. He sounded not only tormented, but also disappointed and sad. It had often happened that the Emperor had clashed with his siblings, especially at the time of the coronation, and everyone who was at court knew about the difficult relationship between the Emperor and his family. The Empress had told us ladies-in-waiting that the Bonapartes never had harmonious family meetings, there were always arguments, disagreements, quarrels, outbursts of anger and tears. The Emperor suffered greatly because of this!

I looked at him tenderly. "My poor darling..." then I looked at Duroc. "...how long can the Emperor stay?" The Grand Marshal answered quite emotionless: "Half an hour, at most!" My gaze went back to my suffering Emperor and I asked carefully and with my sweetest voice: "Shall we let have the Grand Marshal a glass of champaigne, Sire? The New Year is just around the corner!" I wanted to distract him from his grief. I used a method that a mother uses with her beloved child. And it worked, for a moment. The Emperor looked at me uncertainly, a tear ran down his cheek. "Yes?" He pouted. "...can I have a glass too...maybe it'll do me good!" I asked Camille, who was still standing outside, to bring us a bottle of champaigne and glasses. "...and Camille, tell the coachman to go and have a punch!" The Emperor looked at me in the dim light of the lamp, he caressed my breasts unashamed, felt my hard thimbles through the satin silk. Then he said reproachfully to Duroc: "...she takes care of everyone! Adèle has a heart of gold! But I am only surrounded by envy and resentment. Why are they doing this to me? Am I not the benefactor of all? Why this ingratitude?" His face was contorted with pain, he was sobbing loudly and tears were streaming down his face. I had never seen him cry before. I was deeply shocked and put my hand on his cheek. I wanted desperately to comfort him! Duroc was not capable of that. Only I was! Now I used a method necessary to comfort a grown man playing the little boy. My thumb brushed over his lips, then slipped into his mouth. I gently pushed his jaws apart, like he always did to me, and pushed my tongue deep into his mouth. He sighed weakly, whiningly. Although I felt infinitely sorry for him, it was heavenly to see him so powerless like that. "Darling,...please... don't cry! My sweet darling...I'm with you!" I never thought I would ever say something like that to him: "My sweet boy...I would love to take you to my bed right now where I can protect you...my little darling!" Maybe my words sounded too seductive, but I would have really really! liked to have him in my bed in this condition! He sighed again and moaned: "I have to go back to the palace...I don't want to! I want to stay with you...my sweet girl! God, you are so beautiful...Adèle!" His eyes glittered. I was still stroking his face. I leaned close to him, whispered sweet things to him, he sobbed again. Finally Camille came with the champaigne! Duroc took the bottle, I held the glasses and let him pour. I held the Emperor's glass, he had finally stopped crying and blows his nose loudly into his handkerchief. Then he picked up his glass. "Your Excellency, I would like to thank you for bringing the Emperor to me! He needs comfort, understanding and compassion, which I can give him! I thank you from the bottom of my heart for allowing me to comfort the Emperor!"

Duroc, the Emperor and myself were not a little surprised by my solemn words. But I think the three of us felt better after I said that. However, I had saved the situation. The Grand Marshal bowed and said: "It is an honour, Madame!" Then Duroc gave the Emperor and me five minutes alone. We drank our champaigne in one go, I took his glass from his hand and put it on the floor of the carriage. Then I took my suffering Emperor, my little boy, in my arms. We licked our faces, kissed each other passionately, painfully, and chattered eagerly: "Are you going to bed now?" - "Yes!" - "...and your hands? Then where are your hands?" - "Where your hands should be!" - "Will I see you at the parade tomorrow?" - "Yes! I promised Tanguy to take him to the parade." - "I will see you, Adèle...and tell you that I love you! In front of the whole world!" - "I will do the same, my love!" - "...and tomorrow evening...in the Allée des Veuves, my sweet? Yes...yes?" - "Yeeesss!" We kissed uninhibitedly once more. He sobbed, still tearful, and it broke my heart! Then I pushed him away gently and jumped out of the fiacre. In front of the carriage, Camille had been having a nice conversation with Duroc, even laughing together. I was reluctant to interrupt them. "Your Excellency, take the Emperor back to the palace now! I would like to speak to you about him at the next opportunity! I beg you...!" I didn't wait for his answer, but grabbed Camille's hand and pulled her with me to our house. My heart was pounding!

The next morning, January 1. 1805, I awoke with a feeling of anxiety. I immediately remembered the nervous crisis that the Emperor had suffered that evening. Would I see the Emperor later, recovered and healthy, on the military parade? Or would terrible news await us from the palace? I was overcome by a tormenting fear. But I didn't let it show. My children, especially Tanguy, were looking forward to the parade. Of course, my little Napoléon had to be there too. He wore a little white fur suit that made him look like a little ice bear. So cute! Duchâtel sent his excuses; he had been playing "Pharaoh" until five in the morning and intended to sleep the morning away. But Moira unexpectedly came to visit! She had celebrated the New Year's Eve in Paris and took the opportunity to visit me. I was very happy, but didn't mention anything about my experience with the Emperor the day before. There was a possibility that Joseph had been involved in the argument, in which case Moira would certainly want to defend himself and perhaps say something nasty that I didn't want to hear. She always protected Joseph from the Emperor. After all, she loved him!

We had breakfast together and Moira gave me a small New Year's present, a book by Madame de Genlis. "Read it, Adèle,...it's about the love story of Louise de La Vallière and King Louis XIV. You'll be interested!" I must have look doubtfully at Moira, who said: "...even if you know the story, read it anyway!" I thanked her and put the book aside. Then I asked Moira if she would accompany me to the parade with the children. I was afraid that the Emperor might have to cancel the parade for health reasons. I didn't know how I would react, but it would be better to have Moira there, because of the children. She agreed and was especially looking forward to seeing my new promenade costume. It was an apricot-colored velvet dress with a short pelerine, trimmed with darkgray fur, and on my head I wore a darkgrey fur toque. "Oh yes, it's just right for the fashion magazines! And next week all of Paris will be wearing it!" Moira always managed to cheer me up! We packed the children into the carriage and Monsieur Copin took us to the Tuileries Garden on that cold sunny January day. As we approached the Place de la Concorde via the Champs Élysée and I heard the hubbub of a crowd of people, a weight was lifted from my heart! The parade in the Tuileries Garden was taking place, the Emperor would appear! We got out of the carriage, Moira holding Tanguy's hand, I carrying my little Napoléon and Camille was instructed to buy a candy cane for Tanguy from a vendor. As a member of the imperial court, we were allowed to sit in the stands. We stayed in the bottom row, however, because Tanguy wanted to see the Emperor's Mameluke up close. The good Parisians turned up in large numbers, dressed in their Sunday best, braving the cold wind and applauding the jagged marching music! It was a wonderful atmosphere. Moira suddenly looked at me, beaming. "There's Joseph, with his daughter Zenaïde!" I looked over to the imperial stand, which was empty except for Prince Joseph and his daughter. The Emperor once said that he would gladly do without his family at the parades rather than see only "yawning faces". The main attraction of this parade was the Imperial Guard. There were only a few regiments in the city, so it would only be a short spectacle. But what an exciting splendor the spectators were treated to! In the most magnificent uniforms, with shining sabres and armors, leopard-skin-trimmed saddles, and golden helmets that shone in the sun, the dragoons galloped past us. A group of young girls screamed with delight as the proud, death-defying men rode past them. Two military orchestras played the same march and a tambour major shouted orders. Since the coronation, a tall wooden triumphal arch stood in the square of the entrance to the Tuileries Garden. The Emperor had told me that he wanted to have a stone triumphal arch built there. The Emperor wanted triumphal arches to be built everywhere in Paris, including a very high one, that visitors could use as an observation tower. The Emperor wanted to make Paris the most beautiful city in the world - the center of the universe!

The orchestras were now playing the "Chant du Départ" and I knew that my center of the universe was about to appear! And then he came! The Emperor rode through the gate of the triumphal arch on his white Arabian horse and the people cheered! I held my little Napoléon tightly in my arms and stood up. "Vive l'Empereur" shouted hundreds of voices around us. I shouted it too, close to tears of joy. I had a good look at the Emperor, his face was iron, his lips pressed together, deadly serious, as if petrified. He reined in his horse, stopped, had the regiments parade, and saluted them in silence. I held my little son tenderly and said quietly: "The Emperor will make your Maman a sibling for you this year...do you like that?" My little one giggled as if he understood. The Emperor once said: "Nothing would make a young woman look more beautiful than a little boy in her arms!" Well, there I stood with my little boy in my arms and hoped that the Emperor would see me! He saw me!!

Napoléon, who always wanted to demonstrate that he was a sovereign close to the people, rode past the rows of visitors, greeting his Parisians, his beloved French people. He finally stopped in front of our stand, his bright eyes found me immediately. Tanguy called out: "...mon Empereur...mon Empereur!" and swung his candy cane like a sword. I went up to the Emperor's horse and handed him my little Napoléon. The Emperor took my child and held him in his arm. He turned his horse and showed my son to the audience. The crowd cheered again and even louder! It was just a gesture...but I burst into tears! The Emperor smiled as he gave me the little one back. "I think his diapers are full!" he said. I beamed at him with teary eyes and took my son. This was the moment when the great Napoléon told me in front of the whole world that he loved me! And of course, there would be talk again; not only my elegant promenade costume, but also this award given to Madame Duchâtel's son would be read in all the society papers tomorrow. As long as it was just that....

Moira's stern look reminded me of the truth. "The resemblance between your two Napoléons is truly striking!" She picked up Tanguy and together we walked back to our carriage. "Was he the Italian actor that night, Adèle? Was it Bonaparte?" Moira stopped and looked at me intently. Camille also looked at me. "No!" I said quietly. "...stop it, Moira, please don't ruin my day!" We continued walking. "You have to tell him, Adèle. He has a right to know...that he has a son!" Moira did not let go. "Stop it," I said again. When we reached the carriage Moira did not get in. She gave Tanguy and the little boy a kiss. "Think carefully about what you are doing, Adèle. Remember that you are not only lying to yourself, but to him and to all of France!" She kissed me goodbye too. Then she disappeared into the crowd.

The evening came quickly. I could hardly wait to get into the fiacre. My body was shaking from a nervous heat. When I finally arrived at Allée des Veuves, I ran into our house. The candles were burning, warmth pouring from the fireplace. I took off my coat, took off my bonnet, thought for a moment and then took off my panthalons. Just in time, because the front door opened and the Emperor entered. I sank into a deep curtsy. "Sire, please forgive me for the thoughtlessness with which I spoke to you yesterday. I wanted to comfort you...but in doing so I forgot who I am...!" The Emperor came towards me, threw off his hat and cloak, grabbed my arm and pulled me up. He didn't say a word. We kissed almost weak because of our immense desire and it would have been sensible to go to the bedroom. But the way upstairs was just too long and so we only got as far as the staircase. I knew that I would have bruises on my back the next day, because the steps were very hard, but the Emperor's liberating cry of lust and his happy, ecstatic face afterwards were worth it! "Will your sweet boy now get his New Year's gift?" He helped me to stand up. "Yes! Come..." I took his hand and led him into the small salon that was to become his library. The room was dark, however, so I took a candelabra with me. The Emperor followed me, standing next to me as I placed the candles on the desk. Right next to the little dancer.

I watched his face. He looked at the small porcelain figurine with interest, a smile curved his lips. "Is that you, Adèle? It's gorgeous!" His eyes shone with delight. I was very happy! "It's Italian Rococo, when the artist created this figure, I wasn't already born, Sire!" The Emperor looked at the figure closely. "...but he must have known that you and your peach would exist one day! Can you stand like this...?" He had hardly said it when I took off my dress and my bodice. When I was standing next to him in just my stockings, I lifted my leg. "I'm a dancer, Sire!" He looked at me, then at the figure, then at me again. He pushed his jaw out lasciviously for a moment, his cheek muscles moving. "How long can you hold out?" he then asked. I bent my head back slightly, opened my wet lips, smiled: "How long can you hold out, Sire?"

[merrock]

It's the holiday season! And Merrock is one of the very best places to be to celebrate all things winter, festive holidays, and joy and love. Let this post be your guide to happenings during the holiday season, places to visit, things to see and do, and much more!

Hop under the cut to fill your holiday season with even more joy and love (and plots).

EVENTS IN MERROCK:

December 2 -- winter fun party!

December 17-23 -- holiday market!

December 31 -- new year's eve party!

January 1 -- polar plunge!

January 20 -- winter gala!

HOLIDAYS / FUN DAYS AROUND TOWN

November 23 -- Thanksgiving!

November 24 -- Black Friday!

November 25 -- Small Business Saturday!

December 7 - 15 -- Hanukkah!

December 21 -- First Day of Winter!

December 25 -- Christmas!

December 26 - January 1 -- Kwanzaa!

December 31 -- New Year's Eve!

January 1 -- New Year's Day!

January 21 -- World Snow Day!

PLACES TO VISIT / THINGS TO DO

The Brownstone Inne (downtown) -- help Brownstone decorate their windows on the first floor!

Cityview Park (downtown) -- stroll through the park for a look at their many light and decoration displays, lit up from December 1 - 31 (help set up before!).

Merrock Railway (downtown) -- every weekend from now until the end of the year, catch a train ride through Merrock to look at community decorations at night!

The Mirage (downtown) -- Friday night karaoke night with all of your favorite holiday staples, every Friday night!

Stubs (downtown) -- along with the Christmas movies, the theater will be playing 8 Crazy Nights during Hanukkah!

Azure Spa & Salon (coastal) -- come get pampered with their holiday special treatments! and book your spa time before events!

From Brush to Canvas (coastal) -- a beautiful exhibit of snowy, festive paintings and pieces of art has been put out for the month of December, and decorated up!

Cassidy's Candies (coastal) -- make sure to stop in and grab some Hanukkah Gelt, if you're looking for something special to share.

Santa's Hut (suburbs) -- stop in any afternoon from 3PM until 7PM to visit with Santa! If he's not there, leave a letter in his mailbox. We promise he'll get it!

Children's Museum (suburbs) -- daily Christmas movies and activities held for children after school hours.

Community Center (suburbs) -- games and movies held in the common room every evening for kids and adults alke, as well as free food and warmth for those who need it.

Flour Co. -- is having a class on how to make a traditional Sufganiyot, and will be selling them, as well! they will also have cookie making classes, and gingerbread house making events every weekend.

Cul-de-Sac Diner (suburbs) -- have added latkes to the menu for the holiday season, as well as a few other favorites!

Animal Sanctuary (countryside) -- visit with and have pictures taken alongside some of Santa's reindeer if you bring a donation for the sanctuary!

Blades (countryside) -- perfect for time out sledding, skiing, snowboarding, building snowmen and, of course, doing a little ice skating! Opens December 2nd!

Harmony Ranch (countryside) -- take pictures with our festive, holiday animals, and see the Harmony Healers do their holiday program on December 16th!

Lavender Lane (countryside) -- stop by for wreaths and swags, pick out a Christmas tree from the lot, or cut your own from the farm in the fields beyond!

North Shore (countryside) -- volunteer some time to the elderly in the community, helping them with Christmas crafts and decorating their rooms.

Paradise Gardens (countryside) -- stop by to enjoy some beautifully decorated indoor garden space for the holidays!

State Park (countryside) -- take a hike on one of the many trails around the state park! Just be careful and avoid closed trails that might be dangerous for novice hikers.

HOLIDAY MOVIES AT STUBS

Stubs will be showing holiday movies every Friday, Saturday and Sunday during the season (unless an event is taking place!), with Tuesdays thrown in for fun. With a flat fee of $10, you will get admission to the movie, a large drink, and two snacks. Kids are $5. On Christmas Eve, the movie is free with the donation of a toy for a child. Come enjoy with us!

November 24 -- Christmas Vacation

November 25 -- How the Grinch Stole Christmas

November 26 -- Home Alone

November 28 -- A Christmas Story

December 1 -- The Polar Express

December 3 -- A Charlie Brown Christmas (meet Snoopy!)

December 5 -- Miracle on 34th Street

December 8 -- White Christmas

December 9 -- Holiday Inn

December 10 -- Elf

December 12 -- The Muppets Christmas Carol

December 16 -- Rankin Bass Christmas movie marathon night (Rudolph, Frosty, Santa Claus is Coming to Town).

December 24 -- It's a Wonderful Life

STOP BY TO SHOP

HIDEAWAY MARKET -- stop by to do some shopping in Hideaway, whether you're looking for handmade goods at Collabs, custom furniture from Creekside, new crystals from Universal Rocks, or want to do some painting or eating, we have something for everyone.

DOWNTOWN -- Bookends, The Vinyl Hub, Wild at Hart Florals.

COASTAL AREA -- Bella's Boutique, Cassidy's Candies, Malibu & Co.

SUBURBS -- Jack in the Box, Little Corner Market, Sprouts, The Supply Shack, Treasure Chest.

COUNTRYSIDE -- Farmer's Market, Great Outdoors, Pet Haven, Polished Brass Market, Rocky Ridge Hardware

FUEL UP ON GOODIES

HIDEAWAY MARKET -- Rooftop Cafe.

DOWNTOWN -- Cobblestone Cafe, Evolution, Mack's, Rossi's, Taste, Touchback, What's the Tea.

COASTAL AREA -- & Chips, Anchors Away, Deidre's Deli, Fresh, The Hut, Mawk Tales, Sandcastles, Sea Breeze.

SUBURBS -- The Creamery, Cul-de-Sac Diner, Flour Co., The Garden, Golden House, Paco's, Pizza Thyme.

COUNTRYSIDE -- Handpick'd, Overlook, Tumbleweed.

AND MAY WE SUGGEST...

Merrockites are always full of love during the holiday season -- call up a friend and ask if they need help decorating their tree, invite a friend over to do some baking, go shopping together, wrap your presents, do something silly like coloring in an old coloring book, or make felt crafts that you picked up at a dollar store. Make some ugly holiday sweaters, do a photoshoot together in the snow. Dress your pets up and take them to meet Santa Claus, decide to go on a shopping spree to donate the presents to charity, make floral arrangements to put on the graves of loved ones, fix up donation boxes to take to those in need, drive around town looking at Christmas decorations. There is no such thing as too much holiday spirit!

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 5.24

Holidays

Aviation Maintenance Technician Day

Battle of Pichincha Day (Ecuador)

Bermuda Day [if weekend, nearest weekday]

Blink 182 Day

Brooklyn Bridge Day

Brother's Day

Camping with Barry White Day (David Letterman)

Carb Day

Culture and Literacy Day (Bulgaria)

Cuti Bersama (Indonesia)

Day for the Naming of Rocks and Planets

Duck Day (French Republic)

Dylan Day (a.k.a. Bob Dylan Day)

Empire Day (British Empire; Pre-1930s)

European Day of Parks

Eurovision Song Contest Day

First Responders Appreciation Day (Ohio)

International Clown Day

International Day Against Epilepsy

International Tiara Day

International Women’s Day for Peace & Disarmament

Little Lamb Day

Long Snapper Appreciation Day

Lubiri Memorial Day (Uganda)

Morse Code Day

National Aviation Maintenance Tech Day

National Beautiful Girls Day

National Blue Badge ay of Action (UK)

National Caterers Appreciation Day

National DevOps Day

National DILF Day

National Emergency Medical Services Recognition Day

National Mike Day

National Poppy Day

National Road Trip Day

National Schizophrenia & Psychosis Awareness Day (Canada)

National Telegram Day (Utrean Empire)

National Work From Home Day

National Wyoming Day

Night Baseball Day

Pansexual and Panromantic Awareness and Visibility Day

Parking Meter Day

Play Kick the Can With A Kid Day

Public Garage Day

Sara the Black's Day (Gypsy)

Scavenger Hunt Day

Sinking of the Bismarck Day

Slavonic Enlighteners' Day (Macedonia)

Slavonic Literature and Culture Day (Russia)

Vala Asteroid Day

What Hath God Wrought Day (Morse Code)

World Product Day

World Schizophrenia Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

Asparagus Day

Endless Breakfast Day (Denny’s)

Judgment of Paris Day

National Coffee Day (Brazil)

National Escargot Day

National Lamb Day (New Zealand)

National Schlumpia Day

Yucatan Shrimp Day

Independence & Related Days

Commonwealth Day (Belize, Lesotho)

Ecuador (from Spain, 1822)

Eritrea (from Ethiopia, 1993)

Nueva Vizcaya Day (Philippines)

Orange Free State (Annexed by UK; 1900)

4th Friday in May

Ascension Friday (Belgium)

Don't Fry Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

Flashback Friday [Every Friday]

Fry Day (Pastafarian; Fritism) [Every Friday]

Heat Safety Awareness Day [4th Friday]

National Cooler Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Death Busters Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Polka Festival begins [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Road Trip Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Wig Out Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

Title Track Day [4th Friday]

Weekly Holidays beginning May 24 (3rd Full Week)

National Polka Weekend (Ennis, Texas) [thru 5.26] (Memorial Day Weekend)

Old Time Player Piano Weekend (thru 5.26) [Memorial Day Weekend]

Festivals Beginning May 24, 2024

Arcadia Broiler Dairy Days (Arcadia, Wisconsin) [thru 5.26]

Bath Fringe Festival (Bath, UK) [thru 6.9]

Nattjazz [Bergen International Jazz Festival] (Bergen, Norway) [thru 6.1]

Blue Crab Festival (Palatka, Florida) [thru 5.26]

Blues, Brews, and BBQ (Beaver Creek, Colorado) [thru 5.26]

BottleRock Napa Valley Music & Food Festival (Napa, California) [thru 5.26]

California Roots Music and Arts Festival (Monterey, California) [thru 5.26]

Cannon River Rendezvous (Cannon Falls, Minnesota) [thru 5.27]

Carassauga Festival (Mississauga, Canada) [thru 5.26]

Comicpalooza (Houston, Texas) [thru 5.26]

ConFuzzled (Birmingham, United Kingdom) [thru 5.26]

Feast of the Flowering Moon (Chillicothe, Ohio) [thru 5.26]

Fredericksburg Crawfish Festival (Fredericksburg, Texas) [thru 5.26]

Garden Grove Strawberry Festival (Garden Grove, California) [thru 5.27]

Jambalaya Festival (Gonzales, Louisiana) [thru 5.26]

Marcon [Multiple Alternative Realities Convention] (Columbus, Ohio) [thru 5.26

MCM London Comic Con (London, United Kingdom) [thru 5.26]

Moonshine Festival (New Straitsville, Ohio) [thru 5.27]

Morgan Hill Mushroom Mardi Gras Festival (Morgan Hill, California) [thru 5.26]

Mudbug Madness 39 (Shreveport, Louisiana) [thru 5.26]

Newport Beach Wine Festival (Newport Beach, California) [thru 5.26]

Northwest Folklife Festival (Seattle, Washington) [thru 5.27]

Orlando Carnival Downtown (Orlando, Florida) [thru 5.26]

Phoenix Fan Fusion (Phoenix, Arizona) [thru 5.26]

Portland Rose Festival (Portland, Oregon) [thru 6.9]

Scandinavian Heritage Festival (Ephraim, Utah) [thru 5.25]

Vivid Sydney (Sydney, Australia) [thru 6.15]

Worlds Largest Brat Fest (Madison, Wisconsin) [thru 5.26]

ZestFest (Fort Worth, Texas) [thru 5.26]

Feast Days

Aldersgate Day (a.k.a. Wesley Day; Methodism)

Alexei Savrasov (Artology)

Anna Pak Agi (Christian; One of The Korean Martyrs)

Barinthus (Celtic Book of Days)

Brigantia Day (Starza Pagan Book of Days)

Carmine Infantino (Artology)

David I of Scotland (Christian; Saint)

Day of the Horae (Pagan)

Donatian and Rogatian (Christian; Saint)

Emanuel Leutze (Artology)

Feast of Artemis (Ancient Greece)

Feast of Hermes Trismegistus (Patron of Alchemy)

Henri Michaux (Artology)

Jackson Kemper (Episcopal Church)

St. Jerome (Positivist; Saint)

Joanna (Christian; Saint)

John de Prado (Christian; Saint)

Joseph Brodsky (Writerism)

Mary, Help of Christians (Christian; Saint)

Michael Chabon (Writerism)

Mollusc Day (Pastafarian)

The Mothers (Celtic Prosperity Festival)

Nicetas of Pereaslav (Christian; Martyr)

Philip Pearlstein (Artology)

Pontormo (a.k.a. Jacopo da Pontormo; Artology)

Sacred Furrow Day (Cambodia; Everyday Wicca)

Saints Cyril and Methodius’ Day (Macedonia)

Sam the Robot (Muppetism)

Sarah the Black (celebrated by the Romani people of Camargue; Christian; Saint)

Victory Over the U.S. Day (Church of the SubGenius; Canada)

Vincent of Lérins (Christian; Saint)

William Trevor (Writerism)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

A Good Day for Love (The Book of Days)

Tomobiki (友引 Japan) [Good luck all day, except at noon.]

Uncyclopedia Bad to Be Born Today (because I danced ‘cause I wanted to. I left my friends behind, because my friends didn't dance and since they didn't dance, they were no friends of mine.)

Premieres

Backdraft (Film; 1991)

Beep, Beep (WB MM Cartoon; 1952)

Before Midnight (Film; 2013)

Bluebeard’s Castle, by Bela Bartok (Opera; 1918)

Booksmart (Film; 2019)

Braveheart (Film; 1995)

The Day After Tomorrow (Film; 2004)

Diamond Dogs, by David Bowie (Album; 1974)

Drop Dead Fred (Film; 1991)

Epic (Animated Film; 2013)

Fast & Furious 6 (Film; 2013) [F&F #6]

Faust, selected scenes, by Goethe (Play; 1819)

The Golden Hen (Terrytoons Cartoon; 1946)

Gone Girl, by Gillian Flynn (Novel; 2012)

Gravity’s Rainbow, by Pat Benatar (Album; 1993)

Hollywood Steps Out (WB MM Cartoon; 1941)

Hudson Hawk (Film; 1991)

An Inconvenient Truth (Documentary Film; 2006)

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (Film; 1989)

Jumpin’ Jack Flash, by The Rolling Stones (Song; 1968)

Le Pig-Al Patrol (The Inspector; 1967)

Mission: Impossible 2 (Film; 2000)

Onion Pacific (Fleischer Popeye Cartoon; 1940)

The Riddle-Master of Hed, by Patricia A. McKillip (Novel; 1976)

1776, by David McCullough (Book; 2005)

The Source, by James A. Michener (Historical Novel; 1965)

Spirit (Animated Film; 2002)

Spy Hard (Film; 1996)

Sugar, Sugar, by The Archies (Song; 1969)

Symphony No. 2 in Eb Major, by Edward Elgar (Symphony; 1911)

Thelma & Louise (Film; 1991)

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot (Film; 1974)

Truth or Dare (Documentary Film; 1991)

A View to a Kill (Film; 1985) [James Bond #14]

Welcome to the Dollhouse (Film; 1996)

Today’s Name Days

Dagmar, Esther (Austria)

Filip, Ivana, Šimun (Croatia)

Jana (Czech Republic)

Esther (Denmark)

Alar, Alari, Allar, Aller (Estonia)

Touko, Tuukka (Finland)

Donatien (France)

Dagmar, Esther (Germany)

Markiani, Palladia, Photini (Greece)

Eliza, Eszter (Hungary)

Amalia, Maria (Italy)

Agate, Anšlavs, Estere, Ilvija, Marlena, Ziedone (Latvia)

Gerardas, Gina, Vilmantas (Lithuania)

Ester, Iris (Norway)

Cieszysława, Estera, Jan, Joanna, Maria, Mokij, Wincenty, Zula, Zuzanna (Poland)

Simeon (România)

Ela (Slovakia)

Auxiliadora, Auxilio, María, Susana (Spain)

Ivan, Vanja (Sweden)

Christian (Ukraine)

Chelsea, Chelsey, Chelsie, Landon (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 145 of 2024; 221 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 5 of week 21 of 2024

Celtic Tree Calendar: Huath (Hawthorn) [Day 13 of 28]

Chinese: Month 4 (Ji-Si), Day 17 (Wu-Zi)

Chinese Year of the: Dragon 4722 (until January 29, 2025) [Wu-Chen]

Hebrew: 16 Iyar 5784

Islamic: 16 Dhu al-Qada 1445

J Cal: 25 Magenta; Foursday [25 of 30]

Julian: 11 May 2024

Moon: 99%: Waning Gibbous

Positivist: 4 St. Paul (6th Month) [St. Jerome]

Runic Half Month: Ing (Expansive Energy) [Day 15 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 67 of 92)

Week: 3rd Full Week of May

Zodiac: Gemini (Day 4 of 31)

[optikes]

Nam June Paik (1932-2006) Korea / USA

Inspired by his Zen-influenced belief that innate distinctions between the natural and the technological would eventually and inevitably diminish, Paik combined television sets with natural elements such as live plants and fish in his large-scale installations. For Paik, the boundary between nature and technology was fluid and ambiguous, the two realms interconnected rather than contrasting or unrelated. In fact, by altering the functions and characteristics of new technologies, Paik’s art created an alternative technology that is closely linked to nature and its principles.

Paik stated: ‘my experimental TV is not always interesting but not always uninteresting. Like nature, which is beautiful, not because it changes beautifully, but simply because it changes’. Even in his most technically complicated and challenging works, such asTV Garden here and Moon is the Oldest TV, which can be seen in a later room, Paik clearly sought to use electronic and digital manipulation to echo and suggest the natural world, with its continual and unpredictable flux and change.  http://www.tate.org.uk

search @ http://www.artgallery.nsw.gov.au

http://kaldorartprojects.org.au/project-archive/charlotte-moorman-and-nam-june-paik-1976

Charlotte Moorman (1933-91) USA,   cellist, performance artist

Paik’s collaboration with cellist Charlotte Moorman was a deeply significant one for both artists. Sharing common interests in avant-garde music and in challenging classical canons, Paik and Moorman first met and performed together at the Second Annual New York Avant-Garde Festival in 1964, which Moorman organised. They developed a repertoire of provocative performances involving Moorman playing the cello in various states of undress and using Paik’s television sculptures as part of her costume. Paik and Moorman organised and participated in several concerts and live events in Europe and the USA in the late 1960s and 1970s. 

Paik reflected in 1969 on their collaboration: ‘The real issue implied in Art and Technology is not to make another scientific toy, but how to humanize the technology and the electronic medium … TV Brassiere for Living Sculpture (Charlotte Moorman) is also one sharp example to humanize electronics … and technology. By using TV as bra … the most intimate belonging of [a] human being, we will demonstrate the human use of technology, and also stimulate viewers, not for something mean but stimulate their phantasy to look for the new, imaginative and humanistic ways of using our technology.’  www.tate.org.uk

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Listed: Blue Ocean

Bay Area three-piece Blue Ocean plays exuberantly discordant yet surprisingly mild-mannered noise pop, not unlike what a TV Personalities record might sound like if it were playing through a box fan that’s tumbling down the stairs. In his review of last year’s self-titled LP, Chris Liberato noted how suddenly the dynamics at play in the band’s songs can change, writing of “Human Now”: “You won’t be able to help but smile when a big bombastic synth chord comes lumbering across the song, from out of nowhere, with the enthusiasm of a sedated puppy — and then decides to stick around for a couple of encores.” Hot off the announcement of their Slumberland debut, Fertile State (out in October), band members Rick Altieri, David Stringi and Neal Donovan pop by to share a few words about some of the records they love.

Dave’s Picks:

Snapper — S/T

Found years ago, during a visit to Brooklyn, NY. I instantly gravitated to the vibrant and colorful slashes of paint, which abstractly splayed themselves across the front cover. The songs are very colorful as well, painted with electrifying rhythms and arpeggiating synth leads. “This would make a great gift for a couple of friends of mine.” Maybe someday Flying Nun will re-release it.

Dummy — EP2

I find myself listening again and again to this second installment from Dummy, sonic enthusiasts based on the West Coast. The opening track “Thursday Morning” introduces itself quite charmingly with its creative and concentrated vocal melodies. Followed blissfully by deep layers of noise and feedback within a clever collage process.

Rick’s Picks:

M. Sage — Paradise Crick

This album was a surprise find in the first half of 2023 for me, I was actually listening to the single “Crick Dynamo” before the album was released and remember my ears really perked up. I know M. Sage himself just did a Listed recently, what a lovely surprise — huge new fan of his work. I love the line walked between sonic lab experimentations and organic leafy strollings by a river; right up my alley.

Bill Evans — Coffee and Cigarettes

I always come back to Bill Evans when I’m in the mood for calming jazz that still demands your attention and challenges you in many ways. His playing on this record reminds me a lot of Debussy, another go-to when trying to unwind. Evans is one of my all-time favorite piano players.

Lifetones — For A Reason

Charles Bullen of This Heat went on to make this post-punk/dub hybrid classic with Julius Cornelius Samuel in 1983 — This Heat had just broken up the year before. The rhythmic syncopations and droning cyclical vocal delivery make every song on this record a mesmerizing journey. The lyrics are profound in their simplicity, dealing with human interaction and nature.

Neptune — Gong Lake

This record will always be special to me. Neptune was one of the first bands I remember seeing with Dave when I moved to Boston in 2008. They were playing in the basement of Gay Gardens, an old DIY spot in Allston. I was instantly blown away by the barrage of rhythmic noise and impressed by the homemade guitars and effects they had fabricated. They’ve been a huge influence on Dave and I for years now.

Emeralds — Does It Look Like I’m Here?

A Midwest synth classic. When I listened to the song “Candy Shoppe” again recently I was even more moved than ever before, a good sign that this 13-year-old album stands the test of time. This album fluctuates between gritty acidic synth-scapes and ambient movements in the vein of early Eno. I love Imaginary Softwoods too, John Elliot’s solo project post-Emeralds.

Neal’s Picks:

Ananda Kumar — Mangala Vadhyam Vol. 3

A friend with roots in Tamil Nadu told me about the nadaswaram, a double-reed instrument played at weddings and religious festivals in Southern India. I love how intense and cutting the sound is. This recording features two nadaswarams in semi-improvised conversation with each other. I'm reminded a bit of the groove and excitement of traditional New Orleans jazz. Also, the thavil drumming is insane, reminiscent of Aphex Twin breakbeats.

Jed Wentz — Telemann: 12 Fantasias for Flute

Telemann's fantasias for solo flute are so cool. Although they were published in the 1730s, there's something that feels very modern about having just the flute to focus on. The player is asked to jump around throughout the range of the instrument, sometimes outlining melodies and basslines simultaneously. It's all the more impressive on the keyless, wooden, baroque flute which has a mellower sound than modern metal ones. I imagine it as portable music that someone could play anywhere.

Sheer Mag — Compilation

My partner threw this on when we were cleaning out our last apartment. I'm not usually a big fan of riff-driven guitar rock, but this album just got me. The licks are smokin’, the guitar tones are perfection, and I love the mix— just gritty enough.

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Mutuals appreciation post!

@nana-hiki

New beginning, new knife,

A new way for you to make your life.

Weed, stones, flowers and dandelions

Cry in peace, secret and silence.

For you, the world is just a bouquet..for you it's a just a stray...

Dear Nana,

How have you been? I hope you find this letter in the best of health. The capital is awaiting to celebrate the winter festival and the coming of Christmas, along with the celebrating the beginning of the new year, so I wanted to invite you to the winter banquet. If not possible to attend the banquet, I hope you would be able to join me and few others at the winter tea-party. The tea party is going to be held at a new parlour at the outskirts of the capital, which is quite near to your estate.

The parlour is said to have treats, beverages and other things which are hard to acquire even by a lower or middle noble, so I'm hoping you don't decline this as it is quite a opportunity for all of us to bond again. Also I was hoping you'd join us in a tiny meeting of us dear friend bonding over a afternoon of playing a variety of games and then walking through the royal garden in the evening while watching the breathe-taking sunset.

Also, as Lady. Yoko stated, we both along with a few others are wishing to visit the Aviotha Lake, for getting rid of all the stress, tiredness and dullness which is taking over us as a result of our hard-work and our duties. Again, yes this is a invite for you to spend a certain amount of time with me, as it has been quite a time since we all spent some time together.

If you do not wish to go to the Aviotha Lake, yet wish to visit someplace, there is Auricomus Forest with it's servicing clans, there is the Apple Federation, known for it's great fashion trends and it's great boutiques, the Wasteland, a beautiful and lively nation with ancient culture. They are skilled at tribal and aboriginal style and a place which is known for it's carefree savannas and it's tribal artworks, the Ruin Island, a remote isle country driven by advanced technology. Their style is simple and futuristic. It is also known for it's futuristic technology and futuristic fashion, Miraland, a cute fairyland that heals everything with smile and sweet, also known for it's bakeries and cafes. Sorry for rambling about, but I hope you do take a break and spend some time with us, for it's quite rare for us to meet.

Sincerely,

Emperor Navier.

[kelleah-meah]

My NYC Bucket List

OK. So this August will be my 8th anniversary living on the East Coast in the U.S. During that time, a lot has happened (to say the least). But it occurred to me that despite all the life changes, growing pains, and never-saw-coming absurdities that is my existence, I've managed to do some pretty cool things since I've moved to the tri-state area.

So with that revelation, a part of me felt the need to write down all the things I've done that might fall in the "tourist-y" category over the past 7.5 years. Which then led to me thinking about all of the tourist-y things I've yet to do.

And here we are.

Below is a list of 80 (so far) things I've either done or hope to do while living on the East Coast of the U.S. You'll notice that I don't have some popular things on the list like "visit the Top of the Rock" or "visit the top of the Empire State Building." That's because I don't care for heights that much, so that's not something I would ever want to do. With that said, if my NYC Bucket List inspires you and you want to add more vertical activities to your own list, I say go for it!

Before we dive in, please keep in mind that I'm an arts & culture geek and lifelong literature & history nerd. So if most of this seems boring to you, well ... I guess I'm just a really boring person.

Now without further ado ...

Walk across the Brooklyn Bridge ✅

Visit Chinatown and the Lower East Side ✅

Watch the NYC Pride parade during Pride weekend ✅

Eat at Sylvia's in Harlem

Drive across the George Washington Bridge ✅

Enjoy a show at Lincoln Center

Walk around Central Park ✅

Visit the Flatiron Building (outside or inside) ✅

Eat a slice at a pizzeria ✅

See a play during Shakespeare in the Park

Go on a walking tour of Greenwich Village ✅

Visit the Coney Island boardwalk ✅

Enjoy a stand-up show at a comedy club

Eat at a hot dog cart ✅

Hike in the woods at the New York Botanical Garden

Do a walking tour of Harlem ✅

See a movie at the Alamo Drafthouse ✅

Try an egg cream ✅

Enjoy a drag performance ✅

Visit that famous site-seeing spot in Dumbo near the Manhattan Bridge ✅

Take a tour of Grand Central Station

Enjoy a Broadway play ✅

Go to a NBA Knicks or Nets game

Eat at Sardi's

Drive across the Verrazano Bridge ✅

See an improv show at UCB (currently closed, but it's under new management so it may reopen soon) ✅

Visit the Statue of Liberty

Walk along 5th Avenue at Christmas time to see the department store windows ✅

Eat and people watch at Caffe Reggio ✅

Attend an art gallery opening ✅

See a show at Radio City Music Hall

Take the Staten Island Ferry

Be a part of a studio audience (ex: The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, The Daily Show, Late Night with Seth Meyers, etc.)

Go thrift shopping or vinyl records shopping in the East Village ✅

Eat at Carnegie Deli or Katz's Deli (the former is now closed though) ✅ Carnegie only

Visit the Guggenheim, the Met, the Whitney or the MoCA ✅ Guggenheim only

Attend a performance of the New York City Ballet, the American Ballet Theater, the Alvin Ailey American Dance Theater and/or the Dance Theatre of Harlem

Grab a drink at the Blue Bar at the Algonquin Hotel ✅

Visit the Bronx Zoo

Eat a black and white cookie ✅

Enjoy an Off-Broadway play ✅

Read a book in Bryant Park in the summer

Take a dance class at Steps on Broadway ✅

Watch the ice skaters at Rockefeller Center or Wollman Rink in Central Park (and go ice skating if you can) ✅ Watching only

Visit Little Italy in the Bronx

Go to a NHL Rangers or Islanders game

See a show at the Beacon Theatre ✅

Visit Tiffany's (and buy something small if you can afford it)

Enjoy High Tea at the Plaza

Attend the AfroPunk music festival ✅

Buy a book or two at the Strand ✅

Take a tour of the Apollo Theater

Ride in a NYC yellow taxi ✅

See a concert or show at Madison Square Garden ✅

Eat at Junior's after a Broadway show ✅

Attend a lecture or talk at the 92nd Street Y ✅

Visit the Nuyorican Poets Cafe

Read or write in the Rose Reading Room at the New York Public Library's main branch ✅

See a movie at the Roxy Cinema ✅

Enjoy a drink at the bar in the Hotel Chelsea

Get a playbill signed at the stage door after a play ✅

Go to a late night jazz concert at the Blue Note

Visit Washington Square Park ✅

Attend an event on the Columbia University or NYU campus ✅ Both Columbia and NYU

Grab a sweet at Magnolia Bakery

Buy a book or two at Greenlight Bookstore in Brooklyn ✅

See a concert or show at Carnegie Hall

Go to a MLB Mets or Yankees game

Have a drink at the historic Stonewall Inn ✅

Visit Prospect Park

Attend a film screening at the Tribeca Film Festival ✅

Buy a book or two at the McNally Jackson flagship store in Soho ✅

Dine at the Algonquin Hotel ✅

Go to a late night jazz concert or show at Birdland

See a play at the historic Cherry Lane Theatre

Enjoy a fancy milkshake at Black Tap

Visit the main branch of the Brooklyn Library ✅

Grab a bite or a drink at the White Horse Tavern ✅

See a burlesque show at the House of Yes

Visit the Albertine Bookstore on the Upper East Side

Take the ferry from New Jersey (Hoboken) to NYC

Believe it or not, I was hoping to come up with 100 items for the list, but I've run out of things to add. If anyone has any other ideas they'd like to suggest to help me get closer to 100, I'm all ears.

You'll probably notice that I have very little on the list for the outer boroughs, so I'd be especially interested in suggestions for Queens, Staten Island, BK or BX.

Oh, and I should also mention that I'm not really interested in visiting the High Line or anything happening at the Piers. They're just not my thing.

Of course, this list is for inspiration and gratitude purposes only. It's not meant to make me or anyone feel less than. I'm simply capturing what I've done so I can look at it when I'm feeling sorry for myself in the future about how poor I am.

But it's also a lovely reminder of what else I have left to check out when money and time are on my side. ☺️

[kvibestudios]

Mastering Film Festivals: Your Guide to NJ & NY Success

TITLE: Unleashing Potential: Navigating Film Festivals in New Jersey and New York

The excitement indie filmmakers experience when attending a film festival is unparalleled. It's a vibrant arena where creativity meets opportunity, providing filmmakers with the chance to display their work and interact with industry experts. Particularly in New Jersey and New York, grasping the nuances of the local festival scene is essential for making a significant impact.

Festival Landscape in New Jersey and New York

Film festivals in New Jersey and New York present distinct opportunities. Prominent events in New Jersey include the New Jersey Independent Film Festival, Montclair Film Festival, New Jersey Film Festival, and Garden State Film Festival. Each offers unique platforms for filmmakers to showcase their stories and participate in fruitful networking ventures. In New York, festivals are more competitive yet rewarding, often providing films with greater acknowledgment and potential career leaps.

Selective Festival Submission

The initial vital step for filmmakers is to choose festivals with care. Every festival is not suited for every film, making research crucial. Understanding each festival's demographic, accepted film styles, and selection criteria helps in customizing submissions. Ensuring that films adhere to eligibility requirements and recognize submission deadlines is key to a successful entry.

Networking and Community Engagement

Film festivals offer more than just screenings; they serve as centers for interacting with fellow film buffs. Attending panels, networking gatherings, and gala wings can open doors. Filmmakers embedding themselves in local film circles can gain inspiration and forge important connections. For instance, the Garden State Film Festival hosts social events that foster potential partnerships.

Marketing and Promotion

Once selected for a festival, filmmakers should craft effective marketing strategies. Social media plays a crucial role in building excitement, alongside engaging video clips featuring teasers or behind-the-scenes footage. Leveraging festival websites and apps can broaden audience reach, while maintaining an active online presence enhances credibility and interest.

Ensuring Accessibility and Inclusivity

Maximizing influence also involves ensuring accessibility, such as providing subtitles and offering tickets at reasonable prices. This expanded reach is further increased through online distribution, with many festivals adopting hybrid models, boosting accessibility and extending audience reach beyond physical venues.

Seeking Financial Support and Grants

To address the financial hurdles of festival involvement, indie filmmakers should apply for grants and submission fee waivers. Initiatives like the Tarkovski Grant offer valuable aid, helping alleviate the financial burdens of entering prestigious festivals.

Real Stories and Success Stories

Using these strategies, indie filmmakers have successfully navigated festival circuits. The film 'Ala Kachuu – Take and Run,' selected by the New Jersey Independent Film Festival, demonstrates how festival buzz can lead to prestigious accolades, such as an Oscar nomination.

Actionable Insights

Filmmakers should compile meticulous submission packages, including high-quality screeners and comprehensive film bios, to secure favorable feedback. Utilizing festival-provided resources like workshops and networking sessions can offer industry insights, enhancing professional development.

Maintaining a dynamic digital presence keeps audiences engaged beyond the festival, cultivating a loyal following as filmmakers pursue post-festival distribution.

By comprehending the festival scene in New Jersey and New York and strategically engaging with it, indie filmmakers can tap into the boundless potential of cinema.

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