#Garbage quotes

[angel5ofp0rn]

overheard from the Price children’s playroom

(based on my last babysitting experience LOL)

Price baby: Play wif dis one, uncle Soap.

Soap: Aw, alright princess. If it’ll make you happy, I’ll play dollies with ya. What’s this little one’s name?

Price baby: Dats baby uncle Ky.

Soap: Baby uncle Kyle? That’s cute. Which one is baby uncle Soap?

Price baby: Dis one.

Soap: Why does it look like this one’s been ran over by yer dad’s truck?!

Price baby: I frowed it in da garbage.

[fake-married-my-dead-fiance]

Marry My Husband text posts for Ep 15 (Parts One, Two, Three)

[alien-slushie]

Mira: They liiiike you~

Lucy: I'd hope so. We are married after all.

Everyone: What?!

Mira: Since when?!

Lucy, confused: 3 yea- Hold on, you guys were at our wedding. Gildarts walked me down the isle!

Everyone: We were?!

Gildarts: I did?!

[dewsgremlin]

- Phantom, wide-eyed, listens to Dewdrop as he tells of his dramatic and heroic summoning for the ninth time -

Dewdrop: "And the summoning circle wasn't even open yet, but I was still able to cross it."

Phantom, staring at him admiringly: "And then sister Imperator was stunned and said that you are the most powerful demon ever summoned, right?"

Dewdrop, smiling content: "Yeah right, little bug. But before that happened, I sm-"

Alpha, who happened to overhear: "Actually, we found Dewdrop in a garbage can at a truck stop."

Omega, appearing next to Alpha: "Yeah, and Terzo first thought that Dewy was a smelly, living bean stew."

[thatsbelievable]

[cantdealwiththisnow]

Part 1 - Appreciation post for all the TFP universe Autobot mugshot cameos (known and unknown) in RID2015 3x25 (even if the context is that they've been OUSTED against their will)

[mouldycakes]

TRANSLATION

Steve: Hi! Danny: Wow! Hey, how- how- how handsome, he, in his suit. Steve: It's for you. I wore it for you. Danny: Thank you. Steve: You're welcome.

Steve: Hey, what are you doing?

Danny: Is that a clip-on?

Steve: It's not a clip-on. What did I say?!

Danny: Your tie is crooked. Can I fix it, love?

Danny: Darling, come here.

Steve: Thank you.

Danny: I thought they didn't wear ties in Hawaii.

Steve: They don't, but it's a special day. So I wore it.

LatAm dub once again killing me here, with cuteness.

[printchar]

[spiritboxies]

couldn't come up w/ anything for today's cringetober, so instead i'd like to introduce u all to one of my new favorite things + the new sideblog

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

PORRIM: Kankri! Yo+ur desk is the filthiest thing I’ve ever seen!

KANKRI: L99k, I’ll admit it’s n9t sparkly clean, all right? 6ut I kn9w where everything is. It’s n9t that 6ad.

PORRIM: Kankri, it’s gained sentience.

DESK GARBAGE: I have not!

KANKRI: See? Tw9 against 9ne.

[mamaspidershit]

[talking on the phone] Peter: Remember how I said I was gonna have a calm patrol for once? Natasha: Yeah… Peter: Well, I'm in jail. Natasha: *hangs up*

[marclef]

I PRESENT TO YOU: THIS MESS

this uhh took way longer than i thought it would to make but. i was determined. i haven't animated much before so, i hope it turned out well hehe 😅

based on this thing courtesy of @beatcroc (..... forgive me for this bro)

[elyasdoodles]

you should draw mike and will as like a frog and a zombie :)

This is the first thing that came to my mind tbh

[sizeofyoursoul]

"You despise me now, and perhaps you're right. I knew you would weep, but in a very profound way, I misjudged you. I didn't realize something about you. Perhaps I never have." "What's that, Master," I said with acidic drama. "You loved them selflessly," he whispered. "For all their strange faults, and wild evil, they were not compromised for you. You loved them perhaps more respectfully than I... than I ever loved you." He seemed so amazed. I could only nod. I wasn't so sure he was right. My need for them had never been tested, but I didn't want to tell him so.

Marius and Armand, The Vampire Armand by Anne Rice

[justicecaballer]

i wish i were drawing more i wish i were writing more i wish i were back in school studying art and literature and history and computer science and physics and biology and performance i wish i were playing more sports and going out more and visiting new places and tailoring my clothes and i wish i were talking to more people face to face without feeling like im failing a pop quiz and i wish i were playing more video games and making more video games and making films and storyboards and screenplays and i wish i were doing EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!! but its ok

[padawansuggest]

Obi-Wan: *trying to be a ho* 🥺 Cody, I don’t like scary things~

Cody: 🥺 I can-

Bail: *just tryina get past them in the canteen where he’s been doing paperwork the past three hours for fresh caff access* …BITCH IVE SEEN YOU POSSESSED AND TRYING TO MURDER ME AND YOU SAID THAT WAS A FUCKED UP AVERAGE WEDNESDAY WHAT DO YOU CONSIDER SCARY?????

Obi-Wan: *still trying to be a ho* Condoms.

Cody and Bail: 😳