#Gabrielle Rose

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Idc what the Greeks or Romans thought what the ideal woman cuz it’s clearly Olympic swimmers

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It's that time of year, the spooky time! FYI I have some spooky art surprise packs in my shop. I've added a Dead Things giclee print to each of these packs, so they're extra special. (That's the skull print you see there.)

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"So many places you see, you wouldn't think twice about, they pass right through you. And then, for no reason, you can see a house, and find yourself wondering what is going on inside of those walls."

The Adjuster (1991) dir. Atom Egoyan

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The Adjuster (1991) dir. Atom Egoyan

[heartlandians]

Heartland - 15x07 - Bluebird

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have R.L.Stine’s The Haunting Hour The Series Volume One it has Really You part 1(2010), Really You part 2(2010), The Dead Body 2010, A Creature Was Stirring 2010, and Nightmare Inn 2011

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The Sweet Hereafter (1997) Atom Egoyan

January 14th 2023

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Macabre Month 7 Part III: Lost Boys: The Tribe (2008)

In today's review, I find that few things are more extreme than Vampires. As I attempt a #positive review of the 2008 film, Lost Boys: The Tribe #TadHilgenbrink #AngusSutherland #AutumnReeser #CoreyFeldman #GabrielleRose #ShaunSipos #MerwinMondesir

There are things you’d just like to carry on forever, some hobbies that still give us a thrill whether two years on or ten. Sometimes, life goes on. The bittersweet sting of change forces us out of some pastimes. However, what if we could continue, what price would be too much then? In 2008, 21 years after its iconic firsts, the tales of vampiric youth and surfing continued in Lost Boys: The…

[adamwatchesmovies]

The Delicate Art of Parking (2003)

When I sit down with a Canadian movie, I’m looking for one of two things: a picture from the mind of David Cronenberg or a tale that captures the unique quirks of the great white north. The Delicate Art of Parking is a consistently funny mockumentary that's different enough to stand out. All of its characters are so… uniquely odd you can’t wait to see what’s coming next. When the end credits roll, you’ll immediately start searching for a sequel. Too bad none exists.

Lonny Goosen (Dov Tiefenbach) is a would-be documentary filmmaker whose car has just been towed. Furious at the fine he’s got to pay, he - along with his friend Gus (Andrew McNee) and Gus’ cousin Olena (Diana Pavlovská) - set out to make a film all about how much everyone hates parking meter attendants.

For a while, it’s hard to tell where the reality ends and the fiction begins. Whenever we get testimonies from passersby about parking enforcers, it feels pretty real. Then again, some reactions are so extreme they have to be made-up. At least I hope so. I understand being angry over a fine but when they’re told the legendary parking meter attendant Murray Schwartz (Gary Jones) is in a coma after being attacked, hearing someone say “Well, some jobs come with risks, you know?” just feels wrong.

The Delicate Art of Parking offers many weirdos, the biggest of which is Grant Parker (Fred Ewanuick). In many ways, he’s the model employee, the perfect man for his job. No matter what kind of abuse he receives from the public, he believes in the rules and regulations so fervently he simply gets back up and starts handing out tickets again. I was tempted to say that his scenes are the kind you want to re-watch so you can memorize his best lines but I can’t imagine anyone saying "Discomfort is the first pill to swallow on the road to change." out loud without sounding like a delusional moron.

The film is delightfully absurd and it gets even crazier when Lonny stumbles upon a… mystery? conspiracy? you’re not sure what to make of the strange testimonies you hear at first. It seems inconceivable that someone - either from high up in the world of parking meter attendants or a particularly angry civilian - would attack Murray Schwartz and then attempt to cover up what happened on that day. It’s probably just everyone’s eccentricities lining up in a way that was never meant to and creating the illusion that something fishy’s going on… but then again, we've firmly established that people hate parking meter attendants with a burning passion. Maybe this is EXACTLY the kind of world that would birth a sinister collaboration between unsavory parties. Whether Lonny’s hunch is right or wrong, it means digging deeper into this world, which guarantees more laughs.

I’m not sure if the very distinct sense of humour in The Delicate Art of Parking will be everyone’s cup of tea but this is the kind of movie I know will find a dedicated fandom - if it hasn’t already. There are a lot of big laughs in its brisk 87-minute running time and the ending is pitch-perfect, with the snippets inserted in the end credits as the cherry on top of the sundae. (On DVD, July 27, 2021)

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Moths. 12x16", watercolor, ink collage.

I just wanted to fill a big piece of paper. I had to erase something that was on the watercolor paper and could not get the lines to fully disappear so I just starting drawing and painting on top of it. I didn't bother to edit out the messiness.

[flightlessribbons]

HUGE dump of a bunch of art from my au! A lot of stuff has to be redone (the classmates designs since I changed the time period, Lila's ENTIRE role in the AU, etc) but I'm still really proud of these drawings! Even if they're from a few years ago, they're dear to me :) gonna reblog with a comic i made around this time too! (Though the designs are outdated now)

[heartlandians]

Alisha's new project: The More Love Grows (2023)

TV Movie - 2023 Helen is blindsided when her husband asks for a separation. With the help of a friendly vet and a rambunctious stray dog, she rediscovers her strength and begins to rebuild her life.

Director: Heather Hawthorn Doyle Writer: Anne Abramowitz Junget

Stars: Rachel Boston, Lynda Boyd, Andrea Brooks. Also starring: Alisha Newton and Gabrielle Rose.

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[tampire]

Every Day it's Calypso's Birthday

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Gabv1el is everything to me. They’re butch lesbians. They’re toxic yaoi. They’re the archangel and their 4’5 short stack machine side hoe, they’re doomed yuri, they’re hopelessly in love with each other, V1 has no concept of love and is remorseless because of their mechanical nature, V1 is hopelessly smitten, they both take it up the ass, Gabriel will far outlive V1 after his fall, Gabriel will die in 11 hours and they have to fuck right now or else they don’t get the chance to again, they will inevitably be each others ends, they’re T4T, they’re star crossed, Gabriel needs that machine dick now, they try to kill each other on the regular, V1 feels loved for the first time, it’s so toxic that this can only end one way, this is the first time either of them have ever felt loved and the best and most fulfilling relationship they’ve had in untold years, they’re divorced x1000 they’re married x1000, their fight changed both of them fundamentally, V1 and its 6’10 angel wife, they garden together as Gabriel teaches them humanity and finds peace himself, the last bits of humanity and a disgraced being meant to be above it, they need to rip out each others guts now,they need each other carnally, they will die hand in bloodied hand.