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greenapplebling · 2 years
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Cass goes to a Bachelorette party. Part 1
Jason, during dinner: So... How was the Bachelorette party?
Cass: Nice! We all went in black and the bride dressed in white and there was another group that had the same idea at the bar. So we talked for a bit
Bruce, distractedly: How nice
Jason: Ok, wait- You had dinner and then you went to a bar?
Cass: No, we had dinner, we got on the party bus for like an hour and then it got us to a bar
Cass: The bride payed for all the drinks so that was great-
Jason, teasing: And there were strippers?
Cass, dumbfounded: No?
Tim, grinning: Why, you want some for yours?
Jason, also dumbfounded: Uh-
Roy, trying really hard not to laugh: Hey, don't give him any ideas!
*later*
Bruce on his office: *sigh* I need to find ways to separate those three on the dinner table...
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