#GUYS HELLO?!?!??? HELLO?!?!????!! IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS
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hello i would like to ask you things because im also on the clock for the losa obsession shift
since its relevant: give us some losa HCs for the ball! you can pick one of these or answer all of them: what do their outfits look like? do they dance with each other? if so, what kind of style of dancing and how well do they do it? how does clownpierce, local paranoid lifestealer who put obsidian under himself in fear of being spleefed during a puzzle, lower his guard enough to get drunk at the ball (<- self indulgent fic reference lmao)? what kind of zany shenanigans do they get up to?
YESSS THE BALL !!!! ok SO ros wears something like the gown on the left (except purple, obviously)

clown wears a pirate-style, black and red striped blouse, his normal hood and mask, and a pair of high-waisted black pants with gold buttons on it. and ofc other assorted golden accessories (wallet chain, rings on top of his gloves, his shirt is probably like half stripes half checkered red/gold diamonds.)
sneeg is boring and just wears a nice blue tuxedo. man has NO FASHION SENSE he is like every fucking guy at the met gala wearing a colored suit. i love him but he needs to get it together
clown and ros absolutely dance together!!! clown can kind-of lead a waltz, ros knows how to tango and teaches clown on the spot. i think they waltz to take me to snurch and giggle the whole time.
sneeg asks clown to dance and he humors him. they purposefully step on each others toes. its the kind of dance u'd do to the masochism tango. they bicker the entire time theyre on the dance floor together
see i think clown just gets drunk bcuz he's sick of sneeg's shit. they go with each other and do NOT stop arguing for like even a second. are they standing next to each other? they're arguing. clown starts drinkimg two seconds in and he has like, an unhealthy number of drinks and shots before he passes out in the kitchen slumped over in ros's lap at 1am. he has the world's worst hangover the next day, which sneeg would tease him about if he'd stop VOMITTING ALL OVER THE PLACE
also i know in my heart that the three of them try to do a three-person slow dance. it goes horribly and sneeg gets kicked out cuz he doesnt know how to dance at all
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GUYS THERE'S A JAYVIK SONG OH MY GOSHDJDH


#Currently playing this on repeat#GUYS HELLO?!?!??? HELLO?!?!????!! IM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS#thank you marcus skeen for your glorious service#IM NOT CRYING YOU ARE#jayvik#IM NOT NORMAL#guys help me#currently walking through school hallways with this banger#arcane#IM SO NOT NORMAL#GUYS LISTEN TO THIS SONG RIGHT NOW FOR ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE#I'm sry I'll draw more transformers i promise#idc what others say this ship is canon to me#fight me#Spotify
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everyone be quiet forsblad and sashamaffhew are on a double date at di bar
#ekky sat across from maffhew and forsy across from sasha... this was so intentional#hello to the core they are all kissing and swinging#husband swapping? the door is not swinging its fucking revolving#sorry do you know how annoying maffhewekky are gonna be sat across from each other and making silent conversation with their expressions#while sashaforsy go you go honey go win the mental argument you guys are having :]#its funnier that ajs here too#how do i know its aj? hes wearing quirky clothing i.e. interesting trousers and no fucking cat has anything close to that in their closet#thats fucking aj#once again aj “me and ekky have gotten into it 😏” greer bearing witness to this makes it funnier#542 1619... its like my gym locker combination in freshman year#im sorry i wont be normal about this at all#theyre all playing footsies under the table while aj and reino have to watch them be digusting and in love
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Good Things Come To Those Who Wait
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Content Warning(s): some angst, leona being emo lol
Character(s): GN!Reader(no pronouns mentioned), Leona Kingscholar
Authors Notes: Hello all, I am not dead, just busy :] Life update, started uni so I've been busy with that, also, bit off more than I could chew so I burned out HARD. Genuinely lost motivation to write. But I do want to get back into the flow of writing. I'll try and fulfill requests(esp the ones sitting in my inbox, sorry to everyone who sent me requests before im not ignoring you i swear 💀) when I can but theres no guarantee. I wanna write what I can and what I want to and atm its Leona :]]. Please enjoy LMAO
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Leona couldn't remember the last time he had felt the warmth of another.
Moonlight filters through the open balcony of his room, a gentle breeze causing the curtains to sway slightly. He can feel your hands curled around his waist, his tail wrapped around your leg respectively. He stares at you, watching your chest rise and fall slowly, your soft snores seemingly filling up the room.
Silly Herbivore. He muses, brushing a stray strand of hair out of your face, tucking it behind your ear. You're so vulnerable, nestled against his chest. Wholeheartedly clinging onto him as if you were afraid he'd disappear. As he stares at you, he can't help the slight bitterness that wells up in his throat.
Why did you choose him out of everyone? Out of pity? He's never been good enough. The elders and servants back home made that quite obvious enough. He almost laughs out loud at the thought. He would never be good enough, would never be anyone's first choice, and would never put in enough effort because he was just too damn lazy.
A worthless, selfish, arrogant, too prideful for his own good, lazy, a good-for-nothing second prince who will never amount to anything.
Does he even deserve you?
Your slight movements startle him out of his thoughts as he stares down at you, blinking up at him with bleary eyes.
"Leona?" You mumble, rubbing your eyes. "Can't sleep? That's unusual," you tease him, shooting him a sleepy grin. Unwittingly, Leona feels the edges of his lips quirk up, "I was planning on it, until you started squirming around," he huffed. You study his face, a frown marring your features. Leona pokes your brow where it's creased, chuckling slightly, "Don't do that, your face will get stuck like that." You scowl at him, "I'm not a kid," you grumble, "Besides you have that look on your face and I'm worried about you."
Leona stares at you, an eyebrow raised, "Mind elaborating on what 'that look' means." You sit up so that you're face to face with him. "You know, that look! When you get all broody and emo, and all 'oh my sevens im so angsty grr'. That look." Leona wrinkles his nose at your wording, "Very funny Herbivore." You continue to stare at him, concern causes your brow to crease even more.
"Leona, what's wrong? I can tell something's up with you. I know you don't like opening up, and that's fine, but you know I'm here for you, right?" You reach over, taking his hand in yours and giving it a gentle squeeze. Leona's breath hitches in his throat for a second, he finds himself shutting his eyes for a moment. When he opens them again, he finds your gaze trained on his.
Not looking away from him, holding his gaze unwaveringly. Genuine sincerity in your eyes.
"Leona." His ears twitch at the sound of his name being called. Your voice is firm, to get his attention, but soft enough that he doesn't feel the urge to flinch away. He sighs, feeling that you wouldn't let this matter go easily.
"I know you are. If you want the truth, no I'm not fine." Leona grimaces, this feeling of opening himself up was foreign to him. "I'm far from fine. I'm just.....what did I do to deserve you?" His voice breaks a little at the last part, but he continues. "I'm worthless, selfish, arrogant, too prideful for my own good, lazy, a good-for-nothing second prince who will never amount to anything. Compared to Farena or that damned lizard Malleus, I'm nothing. I have nothing. I will never be anything more because I will always be overshadowed by people like them." He takes a second to collect his thoughts before continuing. "I've always had to work hard to earn my keep only for everything to crumble like sand. All my hard work amounting to nothing because someone just so happens to be lucky enough to just be better." His ears flatten against his head out of irritation.
You listen to his words, staying silent. You give him a moment to catch his breath before hesitantly reaching over, pressing a hand to his cheek. Leona flinches, but then leans into your touch after a brief second. "Hey...look at me," you nudge his face so that he's staring at you.
"Look, I will admit you can be selfish, hell sometimes kind of a dick. You irritate me and sometimes I want to strangle you cause you won't let me get to class on time because you won't get off me." You pause, before continuing, "But you are not worthless. And you're not a good-for-nothing second prince. I love you, faults and all. You, Leona Kingscholar, are the best damn thing that has ever happened to me okay? I would go to hell and back for your stinky ass." Leona laughs softly at your nickname for him, leaning more into your hand. "You are worthy. I didn't choose to love you because I felt pity for you, I love you because of who you are. You say that all your hard work crumbles to sand? I've seen you pick yourself back up again. You're passionate about what you're interested in, and even if you won't outwardly say it, I know you care. You're not a saint by any means, far from it. But that's what I love about you. You're flawed and imperfect, and I say that's better than some perfect curated image of who you're supposed to be." You poke his chest to emphasize your point.
"So don't you ever question why I love you okay?" Your thumb brushes over the scar over his left eye, pressing a soft kiss to his eyelid. His eyelashes tickle your face as you do so. "I love you, scars and all. And I'll say it as many times as I need to."
Leona stares at you, a mix of emotions in his gaze. He clears his throat, his tail tugging you closer to him. "Fuck...that was hot," he smirks, leaning in, his nose brushing against yours. "Seriously? I give you this long speech and thats what you have to say?" You roll your eyes playfully, smacking his shoulder lightly. Leona's laughter rumbles in his throat as a hand gently holds onto the back of your neck, pulling you in for a kiss. Despite his rough exterior, his kisses are gentle, his lips molding against yours. His other hand finds its way to your waist, holding you in place as you straddle his hips.
The two of you part for air, small gasps can be heard between you. You wrap your arms around his neck as you settle next to him, head nestled in his neck. Leona adjusts his position into a more comfortable one, his chin resting against the top of your head. The two of you lay in silence, the only audible sound being the occasional breeze that ruffles the curtains. Slowly you find yourself falling into the embrace of sleep.
"Herbivore?" You hear his voice above you. "Mhmm?" you mumble sleepily, feeling your eyes drooping.
"....I love you." You smile, hearing his words, before drifting off.
Ensuring that you're asleep, Leona leans over, kissing your forehead, watching your sleeping face. "....Thank you for being in my life.....and for not giving up on me," he whispers, before settling against you and drifting off himself.
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fuckingbn. ok. Okay
#🐠.txt#everybody wants paul carnally and i fully understand#the way paul leans into teds touch. the way he reaches out for bill.#tgwdlm#the guy who didn't like musicals#chai coffee#i dont remember the shipnames for paul and bill im so sorry#i see everybody post that one clip of paul and ted and i am Also not normal about that but hello???#i did not notice or remember this part with bill and paul????
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SKYWARD SWORD ZELINK





#coughs my last dying breath. my dying words are skysword zelink save me....#txt#having a not so normal one about them today guys aha 😊#does anyone else think about them. hello. is anyone out there#they make me sick to my stomach. im so obsessed w them
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i have a fantasy about driving a transformer around and for some reason, maybe some decepticons saw us or something, to keep our cover we've gotta stop at a gas station. so i stop, i park, i get ready to pump the gas, and they cant even tell me not to do it because that would give them away, so they stay quiet as i basically fuck their valve with the gas pump. and theyre squirming in their altmode trying to keep their engine from rumbling, fans from clicking on, fluids spurting around the gas pump as they struggle to hold back an overload... or maybe they overload embarrassing quickly and have to hold back the shudders as their overstimulated valve keeps getting filled...
#hello guys. it is currently 1pm i'm on the train and i'm having normal thoughts about normal things#valveplug#gas is expensive so economically this fantasy is not feasible for me and also i cant drive but you see where im coming from#literally dont even care which bot it is i just wanna fuck a car#do i have to tag this as dubcon i dont know
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okay, big q, think about this, bear with me, let me tell you a story and you can tell one back: you're in a nightmare. the alley's chill goes through whatever you're wearing at the moment (not important, don't mind the blood; you were a butcher, no?). you keep walking, it's the only way forward. are you afraid of the dark? surely not.
something stands before you, a towering frame of unspecified likeness. it says, "hello! I am a manifestation of your fear. i am a person, an event, a place, a tool; i am one of them or a series of them. i am what haunts the back of your eyelids. i am what you think of when the night is too quiet and your heart is too lonely.
tell me, in your words, the best you can say it, in the most detail possible: what am i? what do you see when you are scared?"
it's something about— snow, funnily enough. it's prone to swallowing up footprints. you could walk a thousand, million, whatever fucking miles and there'd be no proof of you ever being there.
i think it chases me. and i run terrified of what i'll be met with at the very top. even if i believe i want what's there more than anything else i've longed for in the past. maybe there's nothing waiting for me; maybe it's already been dusted into a perfected pile of flakes that reject your attempt at leaving a mark on this world.
jesus, i cover it up. i cover it up with sand, i threw it in the faces of people i thought loved me, i threw it in the face of peace, i spit glass and kick the remnants of myself into something that i wish wasn't snow anymore. i don't know.
it's something about snow. and it's something about sand, too. how something so soft could become so abrasive over time. over eons. decades. lovers, wars, betrayals, failures, the goddamn fucking political ladder that only showers you in blood for a celebration— multiple times.
i think it all ends up as snow after a while.
and maybe i should stop trying to force the sand into being what it's not.
#quackitychirps#ask blog#ooc: there are so many. Fucking mwtaphors here hello i want to explain this so badly plea.se#UGHHHHHHH THINKS AHOUT THE FACT LAS NEVADAS WASNT EVEN AN ACTUAL DESERT. THAT SHIT WAS A SNOW BIOME. GOD !!!!!!! WHAT THAT SAYS ABOUT HIM#ESP DURING LAS NEVADAS. AND NOT ONLY THAT ITS LIKE . LEGACY!!!!!! both sand snow will forget you overtime#how else are you making your mark in a way that Wont harm.#the references to tubbos execution and the pickaxe from techno with the celebration of blood line. ok. Nkrmal#im Great guys im fine im Normal#c!quackity#sigh. oh c!quackity#prophet's poems#mwahaha
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benny.jacobs on instagram story!
#i am not normal about this. at all#hello#hiiii#oscar.#logan#oscarlogan#loscar#hi#i need to lie the FUCK down#op81#guys im so so unnormal about this right now#im going insane#oscar piastri#logan sargeant#piastri#oscar#f1#formula 1
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nooooo stop it im gonna cry
#“everything divides us” hes so dramatic#that guy was in love...wish he could be normal smh#i need to start a collection of all the extras that show that he's a little freak about her. just to have#“he didnt have any feelings of anything for her” u say as i pull out my ulquihime official artz collage#then theres like that one cover where theyre both on it and it looks like some edgy romance novel cover.#i need all of them in one place to look at. hello.#if anyone has like. a compilation of all the stuff like this lemme know. not like for any reason or anything haha. lol.#everytime i think im over them i see stuff like this and loose my mind again. sighs dramatically
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WHY DID I JUST GET A PERSON ASKING ME TO TAG GORE.
#i dont even think i posted any gore today ive been in fuckoff brainweird world. hello????????#not answering it because its an anon. but like. hello?#are tou new here? my header is literally animal bones. im the whalefall guy.#if you cannot handle regular discussions about the beauty of rot and decay i think maybe you should not be here <3#fucking . tag your pomegranates ass sentence. hello???? i regularly talk about blood and gore and horror its some of my favorite things#i think i need 2 start posting more gore actually.#blahblahblah#like. its almost disrespectful.#<< JOKING. /LH. BUT LIKE. COME ON. ITS LIKE ALL I EVER TALK ABOUT#who would i be without my goreposting. just ljke. some regular dude who likes fish in a normal way i guess????#isnt even weird about my job of cutting open fish every day?????#thats so fucking awful anf boring. go somewhere else. i almost never tag gore unlsss its like. extreme.#and even then like.... sometimes i dont bother . that shits for ME baby#ALSO.?? LIKE. I ALREADY DO TAG HORROR. more as an organization thing for myself but like. i do in fact have a horror tag.#im just????? baffled. the audacity. just dont follow me man
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me when the mutuals rambling got me sighing lovingly and listening to my playlist full of love songs
#just blahs#you guys i love reading rambles so much i am being so fr#every time one of my friends gives me an extensive ramble about something they care about i am grabbing them like hi did you know im in love#and this can be a perfectly normal statement because most if not all my friends and mutuals know im aro#so i can and will shamelessly tell my people that i am in love with them because hello i am in love with you#we are sitting together in love right now#love is a place and we are sitting there holding hands and you are telling me about smthin you like and i am listening so enthusiastically
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once again i am being subjected to "educational courses on generative AI" (lengthy advertisements that the higher ups want us to watch so they can say that we are trained in AI)
#it's a contact year we need to show that we spend a lot of tiem not only maintaining this stuff but also learning and improving the produc#we provide#they never define what they mean by AI or how the AI actually works its driving me insane#whoah this adobe ai can generate an image for you and insert it into the image you have have without learning photoshop#yeah but HOW. where are these images being pulled from? what methods are used to produce this shit#HOLY SHIT: most programmers dont actually spend that much time programming. they actually spend a lot of time in meetings. helping coworker#reading emails. reading documentation. HELLO???? YES??? THOSE ARE NORMAL THINGS TO DO???#yes attending meetings is annoying but the solution is to fucking reduce the amount of meetings and ensuring that meetings are efficient#NOT TO ADD AI????#the stupid fucking AI building half ur code isnt gonna reduce the time spent looking at documentation!!!! u can't trust the AI to be accura#to be accurate so ur gonna have to go to the documentation anyway!!!#“u can just code not worrying about syntax blah blah” so writing psuedocode??? doing a top down approach to get the big idea#and then write the little stuff later???#im so fucking livid this is SO DUMB#literally all the shit they mentioned in passing sounds actually useful instead of the generative AI bs#no i dont need a little guy to write my code for me#but a guy who checks my syntax? that suggests i look at a particular function from the library? that sounds useful!!!#“if i ask this thing how to do X it will tell me how with steps!”#Okay so will the documentation???? hello????#omfg this guy conviently skipped over the part where the AI gave a WRONG ANSWER#bro i can read the screen it did NOT accurately describe the game#“have it generate the game for you” the point of the little shit is to learn how to do stuff so you can apply it to the big shit#god im just so enraged#mr supervisor is this a good use of company resources?#you are billing t he client for ME learning ai bullshit#sir you having me sit through hours of learning the newest buzzword concepts. is this a good use of 8 hrs the client pays for me to be here#chit chat
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forgot my password 😞 my ass is NEVER logging out of here brah
#this is ooc peace and love on planet earrg#I MISS MY ACCOUNT#I MISS HER SO MYCH#i forgot the email password for this acc and i need to log into that email to recover my password#guys im so dumb#well there goes the login to my 36th gmail account …#sigh.#i was so proud of myself too. when i made this acc i was like wow.. i will take a picture of the email i used…#???BUT NOT THE PASSWORD??????#SERIIOYSLY#i miss my wifr tails#thank god i know the password to my normal acc though !! win#tumblr: 1#chasebird mod: 1#we are tied…#anywyas all this to say i reallyyyy miss being ill on my account :(#specifically about epic the musical (has never been ill abt it on there once(#no one reads tags i’m safe (lie)#this could also not be ooc that’d be funny#You know. people use bird brained as an insult but birds are very smart#it’s such a complement to me#like yeah thanks 😋😋#that’s me!!! bird.#so far into the tags.. 🇹🇭 hello from thailand 😚#im not in thailand btw just thought id mention. thought it’d be funny#father i long for the motherland….#ไม่ได้มีใครอยู่#my thai is bad sorry 😞#okay that’s long enough good afternoon good morning and goodnight ☺️#born to be [REDACTED]
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i still can't get over my roommate implying i was autistic and my friend pulling out her phone to show me the "i'm like if a beautiful woman was an autistic little boy" meme that she'd been saving for the occasion someone acknowledged it
#HELLO#guys i try so hard to be normal how the fuck are people noticing#ALSO WHY ARE THEY ACKNOWLEDGING IT#my other friend who is actually diagnosed with autism is also such a little bitch about this#if i flinch at noises or say something a lil too blunt he pulls me aside and goes 'are u having a tism moment' cause he's terminally online#just the audacity of people to point out that ur being weird when ur being weird. HELLO RUDE#my roommate and i had a long convo about this because she's Implied this multiple times#and the first time she said it in front of people. after we went home i was like 'do u really think im autistic'#and she went 'well you know i think it's a spectrum and you're def on it but also i know lots of autistic people who have happy lives!'#and girl what the FUCK. why are u so comfortable talking to me like that#i just got very very agitated because someone's phone was ringing for a whole fucking min and they were just ignoring it. what's WRONG WITH#HER. and im allowed to have sensory issues without it being autism ok shut the fuck up#anyways. i truly don't know how im supposed to react if someone says something like this. because a. im not diagnosed#b. people are far too comfortable armchair diagnosing me. like im not Trying to be different from what's socially acceptable leave me alone#c. but i also don't want to make a big deal about it because they're just jokign around but also the joke is that im constantly weird#can someone tell me how im supposed to react to this#honestly im kinda scared to post this on the autism website.#please don't be too mean to me
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STARTS TWITCHING AND JUMPING EXCITEDLY AND TWIRLING BRO @dh-mpir LOOK LOOK AT THEM LOOK LOOK AT THE SILLIES LOOK AT THEM ALL OMGDNJKFGIL EUEUEUEEUU
I made some overwatch 2 stamps !!!
there are only stamps for the support role for now, but if you guys wanna use it just credit me !! :D
#GUYS GUSY UGSY LOOK AT THE MOIRA EUEUGUHUEG#LOOK AT HER LOOK AT MOI LOOK AT MOI!!!1#MOIRA DA NUMBER 1 MOI EVER#NUMBER 1 FAN OF ALL THESE HOMEBOYS AND HOMEGIRLS#the world is literally healing with these#i will not be sane if a reaper stamp comes out (i will explode)#lucio zenyatta and brigs look so cute im gonna cry#theyre literally the >;D :O and (─‿‿─) faces#moiras silly little cute face#then we got lifeweavers ass HELP nyan neko sugar girls audio.... “hello ladies......”#illari is literally the ;-; face 24/7#and mercy i love mercy shes so cute with her :) face surely nothing can go wrong (she tbags on ur body)#bap with the >;) face.... mischievous......#KIRI AND ANAS SNEAKY ASS FACES 😭 i bet kiriko would make that face irl#IM SO NOT NORMAL ABOUT OVERWATCH. I HATE OVERWATCH BUT I LOVE ALMOST EVERYONE THERE.#just yapped in the tags.. ima be quiet now... thank u for ur service i hope u cook up some more soon 🫶🫶
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