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Hi, feel free to take my new uquiz to discover what kind of vampire you are!
#NO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT CHESS THE MUSICAL I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT IS. I AM TALKING ABOUT THE ANCIENT BOARD GAME:CHESS#uquiz#vampires#twilight#because let's be honest there are a fair few references#and maybe this is my twilight quiz which has been in my drafts for nearly a year!#and i was tired of it sitting there#maybe!#quiz#werewolves#mention#you can get human in this im really sorry#it's a bit of a mean result#oh if anyone has an actual picture of the vampire that killed dean winchester please send it along#i could not find it with a cursory google search but i rememeber he wore a clown mask#so maybe one of those guys is the guy?
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Hey can you do me a favour?
Going to bed at a reasonable hour soon, can you all watch this bottle of pills that make you green for me while I'm away?
[ID: A simple drawing of a pill bottle labelled "pills that make you green (warning: will give you green skin)"]
#I... got the picture off Google search instead of just going to the original upload on my own profile...#please take good care of the bottle though
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@totally-bing you. me. tonight at 10pm at the Applebee's down the road from your house. fight to the death. yes?
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happy anniversary @comicaurora this comic is officially eligible to enter american and canadian public elementary school [kindergarten]
#comic aurora#aurora comic#aurora webcomic#aurora fanart#kendal fairblade#alinua aurora#erin ruunaser#tess ruunaser#falst aurora#dainix aurora#i did go out and find the funniest possible party hats from google images yes#PLEASE appreciate alinua's i saw it in the search and was like âoh my god. this is The perfect hatâ#also the stupid radial blur on the background was something i did on impulse and it caused me to laugh my ass off so i kept it#anyways. enough rambling happy anniversary to the webcomic that is currently getting me through college from week to week :]#e.png#digital art#auroraversary
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i think i remember a post made about this ages ago but i don't remember enough to find it, but one thing that i really love about star stable's story, and wish the writers leaned into, is that there's no winning for the soul riders.
the dark riders just want garnok to be freed. once he is, that's it. game over. jorvik is gone. maybe a future group can come together, maybe later down the line he can be contained again, but for all intents and purposes; jorvik's immediate destruction is basically guaranteed.
the most the soul riders can do is contain him. and hope that the next round of soul riders will be able to do it again, and again, and again. it feels so much like real life in a way that's both really sad and really uplifting. we can't kill the bad guy, and we never will. and people that want us gone forever can be held off, but that kind of insidiousness won't go away. it can't be killed. it's not like stories where you defeat the big evil wizard and now everyone is happy for ever. all you can do is try your best to hold it off this time, and hope that the people who come after you will do it again, and again, and again.
#in regards to real life this is very surface level#but i remember its something that drew me into star stable's story when i was a kid#it's the perfect makings of a tragedy#you can't win#but you have to try#star stable#if anyone knows the post im referring to PLEASE tell!#i tried searching around for it but i dont remember the wording clearly enough#and tumblr and google are both shot to shit now lmaoo
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can't seem to get it right - matty healy
prompt: secret admirer
day 1 of the lovely @abiiors' valentine75 prompts!! i actually dont think this is very good i am very much a one trick pony in this space However i had fun writing it and thats what matters!!!
no warnings here this is v v short and sweet <3
Nauseated, you swat at the tacky, heart-shaped balloon as it drifts into your vision, ignoring its ownerâs affronted scoff and stomping off down the hallway. Matty snickers behind you and you turn your glare on him. He holds his hands up in mock-surrender. âWhatâd that balloon ever do to you?â
You roll your eyes. âFucking hate this week. Itâs not even Valentineâs yet and this whole fucking place is full of dickheads who think their hormone-fuelled âlove storyâ makes them the centre of the universe. Just an excuse for brands to paint themselves pink and flog you shiny crap thatâll go in the bin after five seconds.â A strange look flickers across Mattyâs face, but the bell rings sharply before you can question it. You trudge off to your class â double History, ugh â and donât think on it for another moment.
The boy that sits across from you in History, Cameron, has a massive crush on you, flirts incessantly, flushes when you turn a smile on him. Heâs not hard to look at, sweet-faced and kind, and not totally hopeless with a textbook, either. So, when he blushes and stammers his way through asking you out when you mention not having any Valentineâs plans, you think, this could be fun. âIs it gonna be worth my time?â you ask, leaning towards him and grinning when he flinches. âConvince me.â Eyebrows go up around the table at your challenge, Cameron smiling nervously and stuttering out something that passes for an affirmative. You flash your teeth, predatory. Maybe you shouldnât play around with boys like this, but itâs so much fun. And they make it so easy.
The next morning, a card addressed to you has been slipped into your locker. The message is short, but sweetly poetic, witty in a way you hadnât known Cameron could be. Itâs unsigned, but the sentiment is adorable, and you make a mental note to get him a gift later. You catch sight of Matty sloping down the hall, and wave him over. âHow sweet is this?â you say, smiling cheek to cheek. âDidnât think heâd actually convince me to go on a date with him, but⌠Who knows? Might actually be fun.â
Mattyâs face falls for a split second, before he rearranges it into smooth blankness that quickly crumples into confusion. âWaitâ date? With who?â he demands.Â
You tuck a strand of hair behind your ear. âCameron. From my History. Heâs nice.â
Matty scoffs. âIâm sure,â he huffs, rolling his eyes. Your face scrunches, displeased. âSorry, sorry,â he says, shaking his head. âIâm sure heâs a top bloke, and youâll skip off into the sunset holding hands and pop out a million adorable little blonde babies.â
You splutter a laugh, shoving him gently. âDonât be a dick. Heâs nice,â you repeat, fixing him with a glare. âI havenât even agreed to the date yet, nobodyâs skipping off into the sunset.â
Shrugging, Matty kicks idly at the row of lockers. âYet,â he teases, and the brief flare of awkwardness between you melts away. âListen, I really donât feel like hanging around this shithole the rest of the day. Wanna come smoke?â he offers. You shouldnât â you really shouldnât â but thatâs never stopped you before. Especially when it comes to Matty and the teasing grin he dares you with.
âGo on, then.â You shoulder your bag and follow Matty out of the gates, the short stroll to your favourite smoke spot passing quickly as you chat back and forth about nothing.
âI canât believe youâre actually going on a fucking date,â Matty tells you, voice thickened by the smoke pouring from his mouth.
âOi!â you snap playfully. âWhyâs that so unbelievable, huh?â
âWell, youâre hideous, for one,â he says, gasping when you stomp down hard on his foot. âIâm messing, Iâm messing! You were the one being mardy about Valentineâs Day, like, yesterday, though.â He shrugs, passing you the last of the joint.Â
Flicking away the roach, you blow out rings of smoke. âYeah, I dunno. Probably wonât go, but itâs kind of nice being chased.â You scoff, leaning back against a tree. âI know you donât have that problem, âcos youâve got all your fuckinâ groupies.â A sharp edge creeps into your words at the end, and you bite the inside of your cheek to curb it. âBut some of us arenât used to that attention every second of the day, and we take it where we can get it.â
Matty shrugs. âTouche. Donât think heâs worth your time, though,â he says, tone thick with something you canât decipher through the weed-induced haze enveloping your mind.
You wave a hand dismissively. âShut up, you dick.â
After dousing yourself in body spray to cover the weed smell, you let yourself into your house, stopping short at the bouquet that sits innocently under the hallway mirror. Red carnations bound around pink roses and an inexplicable spray of miniature daffodils, a muted pink ribbon tying them closed.
âHi, love!â your mum shouts, appearing around the corner. âThose came for you while you were out. No name. Looks like youâve got a secret admirer,â she grins, nudging you as you flush.
âItâs just this bloke from my History.â You wave a hand dismissively, but you canât help smiling at the bouquet. âTrying to convince me to go out with him for Valentineâs.â
Your mumâs eyebrows shoot up to her hairline, eyes so wide itâs comical. âYou? Valentineâs?â she says incredulously, face softening into a warm smile. âLove, thatâs great. Youâll have such a good time,â she smiles.
You scoff. âSteady on, I havenât said yes, yet.â
Smirking knowingly, your mum pads off into the kitchen, shouting back at you to be down for tea in an hour. You pick up the flowers on your way upstairs, arranging them delicately in a vase on your windowsill and snapping a quick picture. You debate texting Cameron a thank you, but decide against it â he sent them anonymously, after all.
Strangely, though, Cameronâs behaviour the rest of the week is at odds with the gifts that keep piling up. The chocolates arenât a surprise, and nor is the single red rose laid across your desk, though maybe a little dramatic. But he doesnât take credit for any of it, nothing in his face even indicating thereâs anything he should be taking credit for.
That Friday, the last day Cameron has to convince you, a little, flat box finds its way into your schoolbag. You peel off the ribbon and find a delicate necklace nestled against deep blue velvet. Itâs exquisite, a crystal pendant hanging off a thin silver chain. You slide into your seat in History, a little bemused, and smile at Cameron. He smiles back, twirling his hands nervously. âEverything was lovely,â you say, and his brow furrows in confusion. âThe card, and the chocolates, and the flowers. Iâd love to go out with you.â He breaks into a wide smile, sunlight practically beaming from his face. âBut the necklace is too much â it mustâve cost a fortune!â
He blinks innocently at you. âUm, thatâs great. Iâd, um, love to take you out. But, uh, I didnât get you any gifts,â he says, biting his lip.
Your head spins as you sift through your memories of the last week, reexamining them through a new lens. All at once, something clicks into place, and you bolt out of your seat. âIâm sorry,â you rush out. âI canât go out with you. Iâve gottaâ I need to go.â You shove your stuff back into your bag, leaving Cameron stuttering and baffled at your back, and dash off.
You find Matty where he usually is, tucked away in a practice room and engrossed in a guitar. Taking a second before he notices you outside the door, you fix the necklace around your neck and smooth your hair nervously. Should you put on some lipgloss? No, thatâs crazy, right? Itâs Matty. Your heart is racing, your mouth suddenly dry. How were you so fucking stupid? Of course fucking Cameron from History didnât write that stupid card.Â
Taking a deep breath to settle your nerves, you turn the handle of the practice room, and it rattles but stays closed. Locked, obviously. You clap a palm to your face; this is off to a terrible start. Then, Matty looks up, eyes lighting up as they find the pendant at the hollow of your throat, your heart melting at the sweetness in his face.
Matty stands up to open the door. âHi,â he says, and all the tenseness melts from your body.
âIt was you,â you whisper, collapsing into his arms and resting your head on his shoulder. âAll of those lovely things were you. And you let me bang on about fucking Cameron all week! Matty, I feel like a total idiot, Iâm so sorââ Matty cuts you off by pressing his lips to yours, tentative and gentle.
âKnew youâd figure it out eventually, love, smart girl that you are,â Matty murmurs against your lips, and you smile softly, face flushed. He pulls you close, his body warm against yours, and tugs you into the practice room, pressing you up against the door as soon as it clicks shut.Â
You lose yourself in his kiss, his hands steady at your waist as you melt against him. His tongue parts your lips and sweeps your mouth, tasting faintly of cigarettes and spearmint gum. Breathless, you break away, a string of saliva briefly connecting your lips, and you giggle quietly as it breaks. âThank you,â you murmur.
A dopey smile crosses his face. âYouâre welcome,â he says, cupping your jaw and pulling you back in, kissing you so hard it steals the breath from your lungs. A quiet squeal escapes you when he dips his head to bite at your neck, and you indulge him for a moment before pushing his head away gently.
âDown, boy,â you say, giggling when he kisses over the necklace at the hollow of your throat.
Mattyâs eyes shine hopefully as he looks down at you. âSo,â he dips his head to kiss you. âCan I finally take you out?â He punctuates every word with a kiss, butterflies swirling in your stomach.
Widening your eyes, you look up at him with a pout that splits into a smile without your permission. âWell, my Saturday did just free upâŚâ you tease, and he rolls his eyes. âIâd love to.â You stretch to your tiptoes to plant a kiss on his cheek.
Matty grins, his joy practically infectious, warming you through and melting your heart, leaving it dripping stickily down your ribs. His lips meet your neck again, his next words murmured against your bruising skin. âIâll pick you up at seven.â
#alternate universe in which matty took alevels lol#the flowers Allegedly mean 'my heart aches for you' 'please believe me' and 'unequalled love'#dont hold me to that idk i did a very cursory google search#also these r all scheduled but happy show day to me!!!#matty healy#matty healy x reader#matty healy imagine#matty healy smut#the 1975#the 1975 fanfic#the 1975 smut#valentine75#writing#smut
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Malevolent fans can we talk about how John and Arthurs collective title is The Dies Irae and how fucking hot that is, like please direct me to peoples rants or just fucking go off here cause babygirl I need to eat this symbolism/foreshadowing with a fork and knife
#please please please please please please please#malevolent#john malevolent#arthur lester#iv never been religious so every bit of this i had to learn from a basic google search but where are my theorists with theological knowledge
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Incrementalism doesn't work, we NEED a revolution if we want to see real change! That's why American laws and social mores haven't changed since the 18th century and why countries that have recently undergone a revolution are so well-known for their fantastic quality of life
#y'all i am so sick of hearing about how 'the government will never change anything!'#i understand that many of you are too young to remember even the early 2000s but please.#maybe do like. a google search about civil rights before making sweeping statements about how nothing ever changes#us politics
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SUPAH MARIO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#qkdraws#id in alt#first time drawing all of these guys i think#Maybe i've drawn bowser ???i don't think so tho#the three lil guys in the middle were requests from my friends iirc :]#started this back in november whoops VIEYAVA#super mario bros#smb#princess peach#bowser#dry bones#idr what the fire guy is called. hashtag Fire Guy. there#thwimp doesn't even have his own tag.poor guy#idk why im even tagging them. fuck u imtired#fun fact when my friend suggested i draw the thwimp i didn't know what a thwimp was so i googled it in a crazed haze#cuz i was like ''THWIMP ???HE'S CALLED THWIMP???''#and the actual google search was in all caps ''MOTEHRFUCKIGN THWIMPO'' letter for letter#still in my history.makes me giggle#please zoom in on the Special Luigi at the top. the intricacies of his design and pose will astound u#more mp200 comin dw#mp200 ...................sequel ??#i've fallen into the starting-millions-of-projects-and-finishing-none-of-them kinda hell#don't usually do that i typically finish stuff#i will crawl outta here ...one way or another
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still processing the bee-nado trailer from today but can we please talk about the Phil Collins of It All?
In the Air Tonight in 3x01 is one of the best music timings maybe ever (when the drums drop in right when that kid's runaway car crashes into the engine). it's a memorable moment, and we are just.... bringing it back?
what's the parallel to season 3 that you're trying to establish here
#upon quick google search the song is about divorce#but people often interpret it as being about leaving someone you could have saved#please no divorce arc part 2#pal drones on#911 season 8#911 on abc#evan buckley#eddie diaz#hen wilson#chimney han#bobby nash
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#google search how to draw valentino rossi 8000x please please please youre nothingggg#callie speaks#motogp#rosquez#my art#okay. off to touch grass goodbye
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this is the Real calamity mod lore btw
#rambles#terraria#calamity mod#terraria calamity#xeroc#i love you fandom wiki#please never change#unless you're first over the official wiki on google searches#tgen fuck you
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âHey Ithica was so close why did they go so farâ there was a storm!! That blew all the Trojans off course!! Menelaus ended up in Egypt for a few years!! ���Oh but Odysseus hadnât fought Polyphemus yetâ Poseidon gets pissy at people a lot!! There was more than one storm!! Achilles killed one of his sons heâs famously not chill with that!! âOh but Poseidon said he was being chill before in ruthlessnessâ He did not say he was being chill before he said he tries to chill with the waves he is rarely successful!! Epic is an adaptation thereâs going to be some differences!! Please do one fucking Google search before being a dumbass online!!!
âIt wouldâve been shorter to just walkâ
IM GOING TO COMMIT ARSON-
#actual statements Iâve seen on tiktok#even if they did âjust walkâ they would still have to go in the ocean bc Ithaca is an island and Poseidon wouldâve still been pissed#they also had more pillaging they had to do and they sailed there in the first place and they had a bunch of shit to take home as spoils#so no they couldnât have âjust walked.â please do one fucking Google search. you donât even have to read the book just fucking Google it#autism (mads) speaks#people on TikTok are dumb#epic the musical#the odyssey
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In case you wanted a really simple illustration of how AI-generated results are poisoning the accuracy of search engines. (Also worth mentioning I didn't get this on DuckDuckGo, my default engine with Firefox. Not anywhere in the first page of results.)
#search engines#search results#google#use firefox#use duckduckgo#verify your findings#for the love of god please verify your findings
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Hey guys, I have a friend in China who ordered this statue last November, and is wondering if people outside of China who ordered it have received theirs. (Her seller is saying they haven't gotten it yet and she's wondering if they're lying.) Please let me know if you ordered it and whether you've received it? :)
#garrus vakarian#mass effect#mass effect merch#max talks#i'm seeing it on a few stores when i google search but idk if they're legit? lying about stock or selling copies?#idk how this shit works please just sound off so i can be confident in my answer xD
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@nyaskitten tumblr ate your fucking ask uhh ignore how this is months later BUT i finally watched dr s2 AND
I GET IT NOW. I UNDERSTAND.
#i was asking for art recs and you said cinder back in like. december. if you dont remember#v messy please give me a clear ref without the fur thing and with the shoulder pads please please#google refs are 5 by 5 pixels and either youtube thumbnails or minifigs#whatâs going on with his design by the way. why does he have blades strapped to him#pretend his hair is smokey okay idk how to draw smoke#when i saw his design before s2 came out i clocked him as a cold tundra ish terrain design cause of the fur and the wolves#so i gave him like winter gloves even tho thatâs unpractical for him but whatever#something about his hair being smokey the way your breath fogs in the cold you understand#the crosses and lines on his armor idk i searched up samurai armor cause i have no idea what theyâre supposed to be#heâs a middle aged man to me so itâs kinda funny heâs beefing with a teenager (jordana)#i wanted to see a grudging solidarity under the cat guys rule sort of relationship but no the girls are fighting i guess#what happened with the old guy by the way how does that timeline work#cinder would have to be born after s4 and thereâs NO CHANCE this guy is younger than kai#did the pacing of this season feel weird to anyone else or have i just not watched ninjago for too long#anyways#ninjago#lego ninjago#dragons rising#ninjago dr s2#ninjago cinder#cinder ninjago#i hope thats his name i dont rember#ninjago dr spoilers#sort of#jellos scribbles
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