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22 years later and the Crows are still cringing over Zevran. Truly the man of all time.
#Dragon Age#DA:V#DAV Spoilers#Lace Harding#Lucanis Dellamorte#Zevran#God I love the Crows in this game#“We can never show our face in Ferelden again. Our Crows might get seduced by a Dog Lord again!”
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
#book 24#the conversation between the gods at the beginning there is just this#greatest hits#all i say is vicious war crimes in a vague way#and you all start frothing at the mouth like rabid dogs#a lot of yall get the memo with the blorbo tags but also. seeing quite a few strange pulls#not exactly war crimes but Ok#sometimes normal vicious crimes can just be normal vicious crimes ok guys#can yall stop tagging this as israel u guys r fucking weird….#if u see this and think it is a joke about actual fucking horrific war crimes and ethnic cleansing. u may be fucked up in the head#please be normal#will people stop commenting on this please. none of yall r funny#legendary warrior
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The idea that bodymod of all kinds from piercings and tattoos to gender-affirming care and amputations "goes against God's design" is such a fragile fucking take imo.
Like. Fuck, Brendine, you don't cut the moldy bit off a block of cheese? You don't spit out the bones when you eat fish? Do you never bake bread or cook food or chop off your hair? You just crawl around in a fig leaf bikini eating pine cones off the ground and shit in a hole?
Eve ate the apple already hon we ain't gonna undo that shit dressing like we're Children of the Corn
#Unless you DO follow that all-amish ass life#I respect you putting your money where your mouth is#But if you own a purse dog don't talk to me about defying God#Your pocket corgi is a hapsburg get off my dick about hair dye
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i think possibly my favorite anakinism and one i think about a rather unhealthy amount is his body language and how he almost always looks viscerally uncomfortable and vaguely like a child who is scared of getting slapped. even when he’s being confrontational he looks sooo defensive like wow girl you have never fully processed anything that’s happened to you and you will carry the weight of it forever
#every time i watch those movies i look at him move and i'm like oh my god he really just carries his trauma everywhere doesn't he#his physicality is so weird!! i’m obsessed with it. scared child but also dog ready to maul yanno#anakin skywalker#star wars#star wars prequels#keat.txt
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Two dogs sighted in passing. Where are they heading?
#own art#own characters#CanisAlbus#art#artists on tumblr#Machete#Vasco#modern au#anthro#sighthound#scenthound#dogs#canine#animals#sketches#good god they're so lost
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anyone still remember this au idea I had? well I didnt (thats why it took so long) I wanted to do something with this au, so here :P
the next one :D
#goodtimeswithscar fanart#goodtimeswithscar#mumbo jumbo fanart#mumbo jumbo#grian fanart#grian#pearlescentmoon fanart#pearlescentmoon#tilly the dog#mcyt fanart#my art#Tilly the god au#idk what to call this au so im temp tagging it Tilly the god au bc dog backwards is god and I think that's funny
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°˖✧ Hayakawa family unit ✧˖°
#who's living in denial? I am and I will continue on doing so#chainsaw man#power#aki hayakawa#denji#adelaida art#gods i adore the found family trope#i eat that shit up like a starved woman#if they somehow acquired a kiddo too i would cry#the book is about cats and dogs btw (it's Polish)
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new official illust of them with puppies healed something in me
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#nobara kugisaki#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#file name pupys btw bc they r all. pupys#6 pupys in this image#cries eternally u kno the cruel thing is there is no winning fr me when it comes 2 creating art fr this series#i draw them in canon situations i experience pain i draw them in noncanon Relaxed situations i experience pain#illusion of choice.....#regardless i care them so much i would MUCH rather them b in a sunny field with dogs#i will endure the bittersweet feeling of being an audience member n knowing that their reality is nowhere this tranquil#i can dream :'< i can draw :'<#anyway this took a billion years bc i made megumi stand smh#he didnt fight or anything but th overall Composition ws a bit harder 2 navigate because of it#smth smth sizing smth smth planes idk i cant draw#i think it makes sense tho! nobara/yuuji sitting chilling casually rolling a tennis ball fr their puppies#meanwhile megumi Actively trying 2 train his#head in hands god im MISERABLE#anyway this will b available as a print per request if any1 wants 2 b miserable with me
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
#dashboard#staff#tumblr update#comic#art#doodles#costco ceo about the price of a hot dog.png#i refuse to believe this is a real problem that site owners think people have#frankly i refuse to believe people had this issue with deviantart before eclipse#i am sorry you have to put about 15 minutes of effort into understanding a new website. feel better soon#my main blog doesn't have it yet but i logged into here to make this post and. i have it#this is fucking terrible. it would ahve been really really funny for april fools day but not as a permanent change#i hate it a Lot. i hate it so fucking much. oh . my god.#edit - guys i amnot actually sending de*th threats to staff it's the costco hot dog meme
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𝖬𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗀𝖺𝗅 <𝟥
#moffe#god i love her so damn much#chihuahua#dogs#my little babushka <3#animals#photography#cozycore#cosycore#cottagecore
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adorable silly girl i love you
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What We Do in the Shadows | 6.10. - "The Promotion"
#wwdits spoilers#wwditsedit#wwdits fx#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#nandermoedit#nandor x guillermo#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#kayvan novak#harvey guillén#6.10#gifs#mine#lovingly handcrafted for Me <3 obsessed#the colouring is all over the place bc im v sleep deprived and also i have to be at work in less than an hour#god the drop him! now.... maybe you're a man and i'm your dog..#1k
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...Turns out gay sex actually was the solution.
(This is basically a redraw, come read the real deal over at Tiger Tiger)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#arno#I like to think Arno meant that as an inside thought but it came out as an outside thought. He's rolling with it though.#He did cause a Catastrophic Yaoi event though.#Jamis my beloved. You have the heart of a maiden. The body of an Ox. The brain of a loyal dog.#This is a guy who's okay being attracted to another man but *NOT* aware he's in love or that he's bisexual.#We love him for this. My god. This man is crafted so perfectly. I need you all to at least give Tigers a chance for *him*.#I'm tricking you a little bit because you will actually also fall for Ludo and Luck and Remy and Honeyfoot and-#okay you get the point. There are so many amazing characters in this comic.#I just.. my joke comic of 'gay sex is the solution' feels so ominous now knowing a few weeks later that was going to be canon.#I feel like a jester and a prophet. I don't know if I should tell anymore jokes in fear of what I may predict.#I am putting my hands together for Ludo to get a good smooch in with [redacted] in dragon form.#Also predicting something very spooky is going to go down with the diving bell. We shall see!
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Dandadan | E7 - To a Kinder World
#dandadan#dandadan spoilers#i could watch okarun transform for hours. seamless animation#gods this show is gorgeous.#also his immediate instinct to protect momo. he's like her lil guard dog#aubie gifs
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MESSI I 96th Annual Academy Awards
#messi#oscars#anatomy of a fall#thank god he's here <3#not me listening to dogs days are over........
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The real reason we need a book accurate Dracula movie is so Mina can sweep everything off a table and lay out a map and her journal and explain how she knows Dracula is on the river on October 30th.
#dracula daily#dracula#mina harker#god I fell so hard for her during that scene#fell for Jonathan when he hit Dracula with a shovel#fell harder when he slashed him with a knife#fell for Quincy when he ran off to shoot the bat#and Arthur when he brought the dogs along#god these characters are so much fuuuuuunnn
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